#hehe...sperm

[bunnyreaper]

can't stop thinking about price--older and after all those cigars and glasses of whiskey, unable to properly breed his wife, so his has to ask one of his trusted men to step in and help out 😌

[hellsslibrary]

hiiii could I get an nsfw alphabet with satan from obey me? :D

I love that little angry cat sm<3

#a.n. : I may or may not have gotten too carried away with this, so be warned, dears... And someone asked me for a bunch of SMAUs, so I'll probably do them hehe.

MASTERLIST IS HERE.

!!Warnings: top!dom!male!reader, sub!bottom!Satan, praise kink, easy pet play, intimacy, mention of many kinks with —fication and where there is someone else in sex in the "NO" part, oral sex, tiny mention of rimming, safe and unsafe sex, a description of sperm and his dick is a little strange(I just find it cool that it might be somehow different for demons, but I wasn’t really into it... Yet), tiny mention of breeding.

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

SO... I could talk about this for hours, but he's probably one of the fastest to bounce back after sex, even if you've literally fucked the life out of him. And I think he would be quite independent? That is, he doesn't really need anything from you other than a few reassuring words, compliments and maybe a glass of water (although he will be very grateful if you do anything else). It’s just that he is quite capable of cleaning up on his own, and then washing himself (and you if you want), but if you insist on doing it yourself, he won’t say a word against it.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s

If we talk about himself, then it seems to me that this is his brain (forgive me, please, but not sincerely). Like, he is very proud of his knowledge and thinks that this is the most important thing in life! And he's more than capable of applying that knowledge in a sexual manner, too.

You? Hands, probably. It doesn't matter which part. It doesn't matter if they're muscular or skinny or have scars or whatever. He just loves your hands, especially your palms. He can intertwine with your fingers, look at the lines on the inside of your palm, he absolutely enjoys the way you squeeze his thighs/waist/neck/arms and well... Yes, they look attractive.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)

He's picky. And he's a low-key pervert. Most likely, he will want you to wear a condom. But if you beg him enough or he's in a place where he just wants it fast, he'll want you to cum inside him, even if it doesn't happen often. Also loves it when you cum on his face, but will NEVER tell you about it or suggest it until you suggest it or accidentally cum on his face and see his reaction.

About his sperm? It seems to me that its consistency is quite normal. Not too runny, but not too thick either. It has a green sheen mixed with creamy white... And it most likely tastes absolutely nothing, well, tasteless.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

I didn't know what to choose, but imagine... He would never agree to completely public sex or sex in general where someone can see you completely during the process, because he becomes vulnerable, he shows you the side, which he doesn’t show to anyone. BUT!!! I really think he would really like the idea of ​​being heard (especially by someone you know, but we won't point fingers). He secretly wants his moans, sobs, whimpers (maybe even screams) to be heard, so that everyone can hear that you make him feel good. So that everyone can hear your sounds, your praise only for him, your thrusts only for him, your everything only for him. But he will never agree to this, nah.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

It seems to me that he has little, if any, physical experience. He was angry at everyone and everything before you came into his life, after all. But mentally? Oh god, you'll never realize he didn't have much experience (or any at all) unless you ask him about it. So yes, he knows what he's doing.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)

Well... Missionary? Yes. This may be the most common, most used position, but that's what he likes. He can see your face and so can you. He can touch you everywhere and so can you. He feels you close, feels your every breath, hears your every sound, sees how your body tenses from your movements. It's very intimate for him. And he can intertwine your fingers!!! Charming.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Him and 'goofiness' in the same sentence? It sounds funny, but it's not. I think he's completely focused on the act of somehow making a joke or doing something funny. He can't even think of doing something like that, but he'll laugh if you do it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It's not necessarily the cleanest, but it's okay down there. He gets his hair cut periodically, so there is practically no hair there. I think the color is absolutely the same as above, maybe even lighter. And I think his hair there is not spiky at all? He's a prickly guy, but he has soft hair in both places. :p

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

HE'S SO ROMANTIC, FUCK. You understand, right? He himself is very soft (towards you, of course), and he absolutely loves to create some kind of intimate, loving atmosphere. And he has so many references from books that it gets crazier every time. But he is also ready to dwell on a little romance, like whispering about love to each other, holding hands, or just being close (until the beast awakens in you or him).

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I don't think he really needs it. He doesn't find it too exciting or helpful, so he'll just take a cold shower or call you if you're free... But what if you're not around, but you tease him somehow? He will do it. Many times. More than amount of fingers you have. More than teeth... More than your every hair... And you'll die once you're within his reach again, but it will be nice.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Definitely a kink for praise (maybe even for praising him higher than he is, almost worship). He just wants to make sure that he is good, that he is the best, that he does everything perfectly. Definitely easy pet play! Both ways too! He will be happy to put on ears, a collar, a tail for you (maybe something else, if you wish). And he will be absolutely finished if you do the same and then fuck him. Maybe sex in risky places? For example, in his room, where a book or even a stack can fall on you at any moment, and you will continue to have sex like rabbits (or Lucifer’s office, but this is not so fun... And most likely murderous).

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Bed. Yours most likely. He’s just more comfortable and safe there (if there’s a lock on your door and the other 6 demons aren’t breaking in on you 24/7, yes). Besides the bed? He likes sex against a wall/closet/door or something. He likes standing sex, where you hold him up against something vertically.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

I think he's the hardest to excite out of the cast as a whole. But, to be honest, he is a simple man... Some intimate touches or words from you are more than enough for him to get aroused. Nothing too risque or unusual, just you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As I indicated earlier, threesomes or more (public sex, cuckolding and similar things too)! Besides? Bimbofification, sissification, dollification, yes. And most likely, he doesn’t like breeding, but he won’t say a word if you ONLY want to TALK about the fact that he could get pregnant.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He absolutely loves sucking you off more than the other way around. Just the weight of your cock on his tongue, the taste of you, the way you react... It turns him on. Turns him on a lot. Physically inexperienced, mentally a whore (no worse than Asmo♡, of course).

Although he loves it when you suck him off too! It feels good and he likes to know that you want to please him, even if he insists it's not necessary! Speaking of rimming, by the way... I don't think he would be a fan, hehe, but why not. Although he won't cum from this, no.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

I think he would really like the slow, sensual rhythm. That rhythm where you take your time, where you enjoy every inch of each other's skin, where you can feel each other's every reaction and just lose yourself in the experience.

Although, if he rides you... Say goodbye to your dick, man, wish it only good luck. He comes off on you at times like these, so it's going to be fast, hard and merciless.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

No, he's not a fan of that at all. As I said just above, he likes to stretch out the moment and enjoy the leisurely time. But if you have a high libido or you just really want to have sex with him, but you don’t have time, then he won’t refuse. But he won’t offer it himself.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

He fantasizes about it a lot, but really doesn't like taking risks. He loves to experiment a little with you, try new things, it's always good to discuss each other's desires even if you don't like them, just to know in advance! But nothing too risqué or kinky, that's not his cup of tea.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He's a demon. He has great stamina. But he guesses the moment when you can no longer do it and stops there. Can last for several hours without getting tired, but likes to stop for a few good rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Apart from the collars and obvious ears and tail, then no. He is not a big fan of toys, as he thinks that you satisfy each other very well. But he will keep and use anything you offer him or buy him.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

Oh, he loves it. This happens very rarely as he is not patient when it comes to you. But when he wants and can, it will be one of the sweetest tortures for you. You will be torn between the desire to continue or get to the main thing.

He doesn't particularly like being teased back though (obviously). But he is completely willing to endure for you as long as you want.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Not the loudest, not the quietest. Maybe a very tight six out of ten... He will moan, groan, maybe even whimper, but most of the time it's in your ear or in your pillow, but even without that he's pretty average.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

You once had sex while he was reading a book to you. And he managed to read it without stuttering, only pausing to catch his breath when you sped up or he neared orgasm. You took it personally and thought that you could very well change it... He lost his voice after the next time (not that he minded, since it was short-lived and his voice was clearly the most insignificant problem while he could barely sit upright).

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Nice 5 and a half inches, still soft. And almost 7 when he is erect. Completely straight from head to base. He has a pair of green veins that run vertically from the very bottom to the top. And his head has a slight green tint. (Someday I'll write headcanons for characters' dicks in their demonic forms, someday...)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Practically zero. He is absolutely not exciting until it is you. The same person who can stand watching the sexiest porn he likes or something like that and not get aroused. But when is it you? He's already hard as a rock.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Doesn't need sleep after sex as he doesn't get too tired, but will sleep with you if it's night or you ask. Usually he falls asleep immediately after you finish cleaning and he is on your chest, but he pretends and waits for you to fall asleep, and then falls asleep himself, making sure that everything is in order.

[evansbuck-ley]

Pls tell us more about Henry Robert Buckley-Kinard!

I am so glad you asked!

henry is conceived via surrogacy. they made the decision for both of them to donate and have their sperm picked at random. of course when henry is born with the brightest blue eyes, soft blonde hair and the faintest birthmark on his temple they know he is half buck. and tommy sobs bc their son is half evan, his most favourite person in the whole word and he is so overjoyed to have more of him to love.

he is also a Christmas Eve baby so every year before he goes to bed he get an extra special visit from Santa who gives him a birthday present. only very special little boys get a birthday present from Santa henry, do not forget that. he finds out when he is ten that Santa is actually his grandpa bobby who insists on keeping up the tradition until he moves away for college.

as mentioned, henry is obsessed with his uncle chimney. and chimney absolutely loves it. however he neglects to tell his parents that, when henry was three and was crying after falling from the swing at the park, chimney tells the totally age appropriate story of how he survived rebar through the brain. which convinces henry that his uncle is invincible.

I do have a few more things that I’m looking to post soon, including aunt maddie so keep your eyes peeled!

also ty to @evansboyfriend for the tag idea, saw ur tags on my last post and I had to steal it hehe

henryverse

[ja3hwa]

I read your alien yunho fic and i was curious about slime. Like what if the tentacles were covered in slime and it gets all over you and its glows blue so in the dark yunho can see all his slime all over your body.

oh my god, I'm so going to write something longer for this, but in the meantime, I'm thinking about how hot it'll be....

You had just put the ship on autopilot as you were getting ready to head to bed. You were in deep space alongside your crew on the way to a mission. So you knew someone would get up within the hour to check the cockpit and ship vitals.

But as you headed down the hallway, you noticed Yunho's door was cracked open. Which was odd because of how private his species is, so he would never give the chance for an outsider to see his nest. You, of course, being a nice captain, was about to just close the door and be done with it. But when your eyes locked on Yunho spread out in the middle of his large bed with his thick tentacle wrapped tightly around his angry cock. He was a panting, sweaty mess, and since there was only a lone night light on his side table lighting the room. You can see all this low glowing blue slime covering almost every surface.

Turns out Yunho went into a type of breeding season without telling anyone. And since his species needs a mate for complete satisfaction, all he sadly has to do is keep coming until he either passes out or the week of the rut ends. You felt bad, one for spying on him while he was so vulnerable and two because you couldn't help but feel so turned on by the way he was whimpering.

One thing led to another, and you would slip into the room, strip yourself of your clothes, and join him to 'help' of course. He was shocked for maybe five seconds before completely letting his mind shut off into nothing but lust, attacking you with kisses while a pair of tentacles held each ankle, spreading your legs wide for him to slip inbetween. Another one holding both wrists ubove your head and two more ripping your clothing into little pieces. His freakishly long tongue would be in your mouth playing along with yours before slipping down your throat, making you gag ever so slightly.

"Pretty mate. Gonna fuck my eggs into you." Yunho was gone at this point, he knew you were his mate but he had been afraid to tell you. But there was no turning back now, so with that he'd fuck at least three small tenacles into your soaked cunt, and one in your ass for good measure. All his slime was covering you in no time.

The long appendages that were playing with your breasts had covered your nipples with the blue glow. He would moan, feeling his tentacles against your gummy tight walls, letting his slime leak inside you with every thrust, coating your pussy lips and backside. He was on a mission to cover you completely. Make you his completely. He wouldn't last long though, his cock that he was still pumping with another two different tentacles—how many does this fucker have—they would squeeze his cum out quickly, letting it paint your tummy, chest and some of your neck. But the best part that you didn't know about. His cum glows too. So when he finally fucks you with his huge thick alien cock, pumping your full after every orgasm he has, you'll be successful filled with his hot blue glowing sperm that also concealed his eggs...

Wonder if a human can get pregnant from an alien? Hehe

[girlbreeder-bunnygirl]

I think you and I should play breeding roulette! We get a bunch of cute breeding bitches together and take turns fucking them, plowing them with our girlcocks until we empty our balls into them, fucking them multiple times to make sure they get knocked up. Then later we get to see which of us was the lucky one whose sperm got each of em pregnant!

Hehe yeah that sounds lovely... and with the two of us, there will be plenty of breeding sluts pregnant with our seeds left in the end :)

[juanbodyswapstfs]

Fair Trade

David was a hard working father trying to provide enough to maintain his son. The downside to this was he wasn’t spending a lot of time with his son martin.

Martin was an attractive young man but doesn’t know the potential he has in his body. It pained David that Martin wouldn’t use his body to its full potential.

One day, David came home early from work. “Hey Martin, im home early!” Said David. David didn’t get a response and headed upstairs. He saw the door to his bathroom opened and saw Martin jerking off to his briefs. “Dad!” Martin proceeds to slam the door in a hurry.

A few hours later..

Hey bud, You doing alright? “Dad, please go away.” Said Martin. “Son, I know how you feel, when I was your-“ “Dad just stop it! you don’t know how I feel.” Said Martin angrily. “Alright, Ill give you some time to calm down, when your done, come to the living room and we’ll have a chat.” Said David.

A few minutes later..

“Hey dad, Im sorry for how I talked to you..” Said Martin. “Don’t worry bud, I get your sexual desires hehe.” David said. “I love you but sometimes I just wish we could feel more connected.” Martin said. “Yeah, Hehe I wish you knew how good and strong your body is martin.” David said. “And I wish I could spend more time with you dad.” Martin said. “Well, goodnight my son.” David said. They both head to bed and sleep until the next morning.

In the morning

Martin wakes up feeling a bit sore and clumsy. “Woah why do I feel so big all of a sudden.” Martin opens his eyes and sees a huge bulge in his briefs. “Oh my god dad, why didn’t I know you had such a huge package.” Davids package was girthy and long with his balls big and manly. “Damn my armpits smell fucking good.” Martin whips out his new package and starts jerking off. “Ooohh yeah that shits good.” Martin then cums all over his dads chest.

On davids side..

David woke up and already knew something was wrong. He stood up and looked at himself in the mirror, “Hey handsome, Im gonna treat this body how it should be treated.” David Takes off his socks and smells them, “Mmmm” David takes out his package and jerks off. “Oooo fuck yeah im your country boy.” His hot steamy sperm squirts on the mirror. Martin then knocks on the door, “Hey Dad, you like your new body?” Martin says. “Dad?” “Im your son Dad.” David says in a cheeky tone. “Oh dad, im gonna use this body to its full potential.” David says. “Hahaha son, me too.” Martin says. “Alright im going to work” Martin says then leaves.

At the construction site..

Martin was trying his hardest to fit in as his father, He had to take a leak and went to the restroom. At the restroom there was an attractive construction worker guy pissing next to him. “Mind If I give you a hand haha.” Martin said. “Uh David?” The man said. “Just joking with ya haha.” Martin said a bit disappointed. The guy zipped up and left the restroom in a hurry. When Martin finally finished he walked out and saw his manager. “Hey david, Im sorry to say this but, your fired.” “Wait what?” “You harassed one of your coworkers.” The manager said. Defeated, Martin headed back home.

At Martins school.

David was having a blast in his sons body, winning every game and scoring a lot in gym class! “Haha beat that suckers!” David says. “You changed so much martin..” says martins crush. “People change my dude.” David says says. Martins Crush walks away sad. The bell rings and David runs home in his new youthful body.

At home

David and Martin arrived home in each others bodies. “Im sorry Dad, I got fired.” Martin said. “Oh thats fine, its your body now anyways.” David said. “Im doing well in school so fair trade haha.” David Said. Both Martin and David were satisfied with their bodies, David joined football and graduated with a athletes scholarship and Martin got a job as a Gay stripper.

So sorry for not posting stories in a while, I was kinda blocked on what to do next.. Message me if you have requests! peace out.

[merakiui]

since you’ve been looking at captive octotrio again, might you have any captive orca Rollo thoughts to spare?

Omg I have plenty of orca Rollo thoughts!!!

Orca mers are usually such sweet, social creatures, but this doesn't apply to Rollo. Not since he was taken from his pod and put in captivity. He's quite gloomy, spending his days in solitude in his enclosure. When his only form of stimulation is swimming in laps and occasionally interacting with humans (even though he'd rather not), it makes sense that he'd gradually grow irritable over time. But there's one human he softens around and that's you. You always make his situation feel just a little less dismal whenever you're around, and he's grown to appreciate you and the little things you do to make his indefinite stay at the research lab tolerable.

Maybe he's kept there for breeding purposes so that they can breed and observe more orca mers in captivity. It's your job to get him relaxed enough so that you can collect sperm samples from him, and Rollo, despite his hatred and distrust of humans, feels like he's living a wonderful dream as he floats on his back in the water while you do your thing. Hehe maybe he isn't satisfied with this and decides that he'll just give you as many samples as you want (all inside, of course). <3 and he's so much bigger and stronger than you, so there's not much you can do when he props himself up in the shallow ledge and pins you down with his weight.

At the very least, he should be allowed this singular pleasure after all he's had to endure: the loneliness, the captivity, the separation, the tragedy of losing his little brother to the hands of humans... You try to tell him that it won't fit, that he can't do this, that he's supposed to listen and let you do it the right way, but Rollo disagrees. What do you mean 'the right way'? Obviously, this is the right way—the real way when it comes to copulation. And he's being sweet and gentle; unlike your kind, he isn't a monster. So there's really no reason for you to cry and struggle.

Your kind didn't listen to his cries, so why should he listen to yours?

But Rollo likes you, and so he won't kill you. You're not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.

[kiebs-creative-corner]

Day 9 - Brook

BROOK WAS A BEAST TO DRAW

Much kudos to everyone who draw him a lot because WOW

He was a challenge lol

Brook's tail is based on a sperm whale! Well, the bones of one at least with an extra spooky flair like his soul projection ability

An attempted close up of Brook's face to show off his sparkly hat and shiny glasses hehe

[purrplegyuu]

How about maknae line of treasure favorite place to cum??

Soooo this is a request that’s been on my asks for a long time now, so sorry guys hehe, ive been too busy 😭 but here it is.

Doyoung is one of the finest gentlemen ever. This man not only calls you a princess —his princess— but also treats you like one. Thus, wouldn’t do ANYTHING you don’t ask for (ehem ehem, maybe he’s a lil turned on by begging ehem ehem), so his favorite place to cum is actually the one you ask for. Be it your breasts, your abdomen, your thighs, your cunt, basically anything but your face. This man loves to see your face, and whatever tries to hide it from him is his biggest enemy.

Haruto… I’ve seen people saying “he’s such a dom” and oh so experienced but man, I CANT GET OUT OF MY HEAD THE THOUGHT OF HIM BEING A LIL INEXPERIENCED. You get it? Like, whenever he’s fucking you, he cannot think of a place to come, it just happens… so you would believe it’s your cunt. HOWEVER, as he starts to get experience, he discovers the pleasure of coming on your breasts, not only because of how pretty your small boobs looked showered on his semen, but because every time he does, you end up taking the sperm with your fingertips and sallowing it all.

I already said it before, but Jeongwoo is pretty shy and introvert. That’s why he doesn’t get freaky until he fully trusts you. And once he does… man, he frees himself up. So even tho if you ask whim not to cum inside because he’s not wearing a condom. You’d listen to him saying “‘m sorry babe” once and over again as you beg him not to, but he can’t just stop now that it feels fantastic. Then, expect him to feel guilty and apologize again after he cums. (Creampie king)

Finally, Junghwan (i fear i might end up writing too much about him now, sorry). As I said before, he loves your thighs a lot, and he thinks it would be simply the best place to cum. And I have ti let you know this one thing: as some of you already know, i like hentai hehe, so i saw this video in which the guy takes his partner’s legs and folds her in half to fuck her like a fuck toy, and once he’s in the brim of cumming, he does it on all over your thighs.

Hope you guys liked it, remember my asks are always open (even tho sometimes i take ages to answer them hehe). Luv yall lots🫶❤️

[chicaboom-chic]

Come to Grandpa- Old! Vito Corleone x Reader. 18+

I’m sorry for anyone who read this, I cannot keep the monster inside me contained. 😥

The room smells of mothballs, whisky, and cigarettes. It’s not the worst thing you've ever smelled, but honestly, it dulls the romance in the atmosphere, romance that was already questionable, dry, and devoid of any life.

Speaking of which. You think as the door whips open with a creak, he here is. You can smell and hear him before you see him coming; labored breaths and a musty stench that mingles with the odd aroma already in the air. It makes the small office feel more danker than usual.

“Vito.” You turn around, greeting him with the brightest smile you can muster. He smiles back as he approaches your seat, flashing his yellowish teeth. It takes a while for him to approach you. When he does, you stand up intending to to help him to his seat but he swats your hands away gently, but not before kissing them. You wince. 

Always the gentlemen.

“You look beautiful,” He says as he settles on the other side of the desk. His old eyes rake over your form that is encased in a tight black dress. He licks his lips, dribbling a bit. 

Gross.

“Thank you.” You say out of obligation. Your stomach rolls in disgust. 

Why is it always the old ones?

You make small talk with him for a couple of minutes. You listen to him drone on and on about the grandchildren from his thuggish children. He even holds up a photo of his youngest, Michael, with his child. Now Michael seemed like an interesting man; a rich, attractive, interesting man. 

“How lovely,” You say sweetly. Inside You’re screaming.

Hurry up, old man. 

It takes a while but the Vito finally finishes his yap fest and beckons you over. You stand up instantly and make your way towards him. You sink to your knees in front of him. You unbutton his pants with swift hands and yank down the boxers beneath. You are mildly disappointed to find a half erected cock, it makes work so much harder, but you’ve dealt with worse.

You begin by jerking him off slowly, carefully; wouldn’t want his heart to give in so easily. Vito is soon grunting, and his breaths become even more labored. 

“My dear, please.” Vito coughs.

You roll your eyes, looking down at his hardened cock. Your displeasure and disgust increase tenfold as a wave of what smells like goat's cheese hits you, it is permeating near his withered-up groin, congregating near his wrinkly balls.  The waft hits you in the face. It almost makes you gag. You push down the feeling as your head is simultaneously being pushed towards the tip of his cock.

Oh, Well. Bottoms up.

You swallow his cock completely. The taste of sweat and dried urine floods your mouth.

It doesn’t take too long for Vito to finish, that’s the beauty of sucking off old guys; their stamina is bust. Vito pulls you off before he can finish, and his cum promptly splatters on my face, unpleasant but it’s better than swallowing a load of stringy-cheese sperm. Vito attempts to wipe it off my face but you pull away and wipe it off yourself. 

You allow him to help you up from the floor. He’s musing about how beautiful you are now. It is fueled by the afterglow of his climax and now he won’t shut up about spending a weekend with you in a resort or somewhere tropical. You play along as you open your purse. He places generous wads of cash into your purse. It is the only real joy you derive from this tryst.

 You close the purse with a slam and make an excuse. You practically rush to the door. The taste of sweat and urine lingers in your mouth but at least you’re six thousand dollars richer.

I love to ruin people’s days with my stories. Hehe, hope you enjoyed.

[thedeluluverse]

Annyeong my darling @starfire21! Here is your request! Sorry it took longer than I quoted, hope it was worth the wait! Let me know of anyyyyy feedback ok? Enjoy :) <3333

Author’s Note: Big thanks to @starfire21 for this request as it beckons in a new era of not just BTS fics! I hope y’all enjoy and feel free to send me requests anytime 😊Also, I got a tad bit carried away so if it's too long, sorry! hehe

Summary: Being together for 2 years, there is no limit to how well you know each other. So why do you still try to hide?

Pairing:  softDom!Minho x subbyJYPstaffF!reader.

Rating: 18+

Genre: idol!au, angst, smut, fluff, hurt/comfort, established relationship, coworker romance

Word Count: 3,861

Warnings: 18+ MINORS DNI.  swearing, angst in a couple parts, fingering (f. receiving), breast play, dirty talk, pet names, overstimulation, clit play, praise kink, neck kissing, guilt, crying, cockwarming, mom and dad issues, reader highkey hates her dad and wants to unalive him so there's talk of that too.

It's been 2 hours, and you are still reeling. Despite living in Korea for about 6 years at this point, your parents still manage to get under your skin. A notification pops up on your phone that your boyfriend, none other than Lee Minho of Stray Kids, has gone live. A small smile appears, knowing that he helps comfort you even through a screen and wondering if he can sense your need for his presence. Probably not, but it's a nice thought!

Once the live is through, you give a sigh of contentment, quickly replaced by the familiar sinking feeling that comes with the trauma you can't seem to shake. You are on the verge of sobbing when your phone screen lights up, showing that your boyfriend is trying to Facetime you. Taking a few deep breaths and smiling, you accept the call and are greeted by an "Annyeong jagiya! Did you see the live?". Nodding your head, you reply, "I did, and you look so handsome today, babe!".

Despite you doing your best to smile enough to not worry him, he can tell that the smile far from reaches your eyes. His tone changes to stern as his eyes bore into your soul; thank goodness there's a screen separating y'all! "Tell me." He demands; you try to laugh it off. "Tell you what? That I love you; you know I do, Min!". He isn't laughing, "Don't play this game with me, angel, I can tell something is wrong. Please, I'm here for you, always.".

At his sincere words and concern for your well-being, the dam is broken, and you start bawling, unable to communicate for about 3 minutes. He understands and doesn't bother you; he just looks at you pitifully, upset that he knows there is nothing he can do to help right now. Once your breathing has regulated, you say, "Okay, well, buckle up, my love, because today was a doozy…" he nods to show that he is ready and you are free to start whenever.

After a sip of water, you begin, "First off, my dad, who I haven't talked to in about 7 years, texted me out of the blue asking what I've been up to, and he misses me (bullshit, you mutter under your breath). So this fucker asks if we can meet up for lunch or something soon. I told him that I was not in the States anymore. He said that my mom was bragging about me and accidentally let it slip that I live in Korea now, so that's no issue since he has wanted to take a trip anyway. “

“I told him to stay out of my goddamn life since that is what he is best at, and he lost his chances to reconcile with me a decade ago. Then he dared to get angry with me and say he deserves to see me because ' he's my father.' I told him he was just a sperm donor and he had no right to me, especially since I changed my last name once I moved out. He didn't like that and said that I was just like my mom, a bitch, and that was it. Now most times, I don't like being compared to my mom, but in cases like these, it's a badge of honor, lol.”.

As you take a breath, Minho stares off from his phone for a moment to process all of that. Now, that situation would be intense to hear about for anyone. Still, it's an entirely different playing field for your fiercely protective boyfriend who knows about your trauma. "I'm gonna kill him." He states, still looking off into the distance.

You damn near spit out your water at the suddenness of this statement, then reply with, "I mean, go for it, have fun even, but make sure I'm there. I want to see his pathetic life leave his blank stare as I deal the final blow." His eyes widen, knowing that your talk of wanting to kill your dad was serious all these years; his only response is to nod, "Anything you want, Princess.".

Blushing at the pet name and feeling a bit better, having vented some of the day away, you say, "You are already fuming; I can just finish up the story later. It's okay. I will see you, la-" "You'll see me as soon as you are done telling me what happened today. Yes, I am pissed at your dad on multiple levels. Still, I care about you even more. So what else happened, honey?". You close your eyes, and with your voice slightly cracking, you say, "My mom. She happened. So she Facetimed me earlier, like 10 minutes after the ordeal with 'dad'.

  She just wanted to check up on me, but I was snippier than usual because I don't like surprises like that and wouldn't have agreed to call just then. I told her that she needs to not just randomly Facetime me because next time, depending on what kind of day I'm having, I may not be in the mood to pick up. She didn't like that at all and tried to play the guilt card of not seeing me in forever despite her knowing I’ve been super busy lately. I told her that wasn’t fair, and we texted enough for her to know that my life has been hectic, so she needs to not try to make me feel guilty for my success."

“So then,” you continue, “she happens to spot that the sink has dishes, trash needs to be taken out, etc., etc., and huffs. I ask what's wrong, and she proceeds to say that, well, despite success looks like you can't handle it all if you can't maintain a clean living space and that after this long, she thought that I would’ve figured out a routine that works for me by now.

  She even had the audacity to say, 'Ah yes, your work is soooo taxing being around gorgeous people all day, you poor thing.' That set me off; I told her that my job is taxing because I want to ensure I am doing my best, so they do not have to worry as much. I have had no energy to do anything when I come home lately besides shower, eat, and talk to Min for a little while before I pass out. The final straw was when she said, ', Oh, so you have time for your boyfriend but not for your mom; I see how it is.' And just ended the call."

  He stares into space again and says, "Wait…what the actual fuck??!! She knows you have abandonment issues and how your energy levels can be, and she dares to pull that…. I'm so sorry, love, for everything." You sniffle, trying to ward off more tears and answer, "It isn't your fault, though; none of this is, which is why I wasn't going to bother you with it or bring down your day. Especially after a live because I know you get a mixed bag of comments with those; I feel extra bad now. I'm sorry; I'm selfish and shouldn't have word-vomited on you. Oh fuck, am I like my dad? I'm really gonna run into traffic now," you half-joke.

"AISH. Y/N-AAAA!! I've told you that you never need to hide anything from me, okay? I am here for you. I would’ve hated it if you kept all of this to yourself until you deemed that I was ready to hear it. Lovingly shut the hell up about that 'like your dad/being selfish' shit. I could tell you weren't okay and asked you to share why. Yanno, I love you and know you have struggled mainly alone for too long."

" Your dad would've just started unloading about his day without even thinking to ask how I was before, so stop. No running into traffic jokes either, alright? You really wanna do that to me and the kids?". The corner of your mouth twitches into a slight smile as you say, ", Okay, you maybe have good points; I'm sorry. And I wouldn't do that to you and those fuzzy little cuties in a million years!"

He smirks, "Good, and stop saying sorry. You did nothing wrong, okay?"; you nod in response, granting you a flying kiss through the screen. "Do you have any plans today y/n?" "Nope MinMin, I'm free the rest of the day; why?" "You'll see, just be ready in 15 minutes, dress comfy. I'll see you soon; gonna hang up now, saranghae jagiya!" "Saranghae jagi, I'll see you soon!". The call ends, and you put on your favorite pair of leggings and an oversized hoodie you had stolen from him on your third date paired with your trusty boots, and you are ready to go!

15 minutes later, your boyfriend is pulled into your driveway and leans against the car waiting for you, not wanting to rush you but letting you know he is there. The second you step past your door, he runs up to you and captures you in the most comforting hug that might've ever existed.

This causes you to cry more, and his only response is to softly rub your back, occasionally pecking your temple and forehead with kisses and soothingly whispering, "There there, y/n, I'm here. It's going to be okay, that's it. Let it out.". After about 9 minutes, he wipes away the tears for you, kisses their faint trails, and leads you hand in hand to his car. As he starts driving, you have no idea what he has planned, and frankly, it couldn't matter less; you are feeling better just being in his company.

Putting the car in park, he turns to you and asks, "You ready?" "for what?" you reply. He emerges from the vehicle and opens your door for you, holding your hand as you walk into the building, saying, "Just trust me.". As soon as you walk in, you are taken aback at how nice this place looks but are too entranced in the calming scents of rain and vanilla to put too much thought into it. He notices you just taking everything in and places a gentle hand on the small of your back to catch your attention, "Let's get this started, shall we? Don't worry, I pulled a few strings, and we have the place to ourselves.".

Returning to reality, you look at him with wide eyes, "Wait….did you rent out a whole ass spa just because my parents were jerks??? This is too much; I'll be okay, I swear!". He calmly places a finger over your lips, looking into your eyes. "Nothing is too much for my baby girl, you need to wind down anyway, and I just had an excuse to pull something like this off. Now… go enjoy my love."

You blush at the effort and care he put into this, all for you, and nod, walking to the back. First, you get the best massage of your life, not counting the ones that Min has given you; of course, once it is done, the masseuse leaves so that you can retie your robe and move on to the next room. Nearly falling asleep from how jelly-like your muscles feel, you don't notice that you aren't alone until you feel a hand gripping your ass cheek.

You bolt up and whip your head around only to find your cheeky partner showcasing the cat smirk that you so adore until he moves closer to you and bends down, placing soft kisses on your shoulders, neck, and all over your face until you are both giggling. "Now, on to the next room." He commands while taking hold of your neck with his strong, veiny hands that impress you more and more every day.

Helping you into the next room as you are still a bit wobbly, Min starts feeling like this was definitely a good idea since it has been ages since he has seen your features this relaxed. Once you sit in the massage chair, he plants a kiss on the top of your hand and then leaves you to enjoy phase 2. Phase 2 includes a full mani-pedi as well as a customized facial treatment due to him knowing that you have sensitive skin. He even asked the staff to provide extra cucumber slices to snack on if smelling them on your face kickstarted your craving.

Throughout the mani-pedi, you receive heavenly hand and foot massages, and you start to wonder if this is all a dream due to how perfect everything has been. As you wait a few moments for them to ensure the next room is ready, your sneaky boyfriend whispers into your ear, "Enjoying yourself pretty?" as your eyes are closed, leaning back in relaxation.

  Your eyes fly open, mainly from the realization that those 3 words created body-wide goosebumps. Hovering over you, he shakes his head and gently lowers your lids, "Keep relaxing, pet. Let master take care of you, yeah?". Biting your lip, you nod slightly while fighting a moan; at this green light, he starts a trail of kisses from your collarbone down to your sternum.

Your breathing becomes more uneven by the second as he takes one tit into his mouth, swirling and flicking his tongue around your hardened bud and occasionally sucking on it as if his life depended on it. He can tell that you are needy from his actions and stops right before the staff returns to lead you into the next room. Not before he leaves little love bites all over your cleavage, though.

Phase 3 is a special treatment that he personally requested. Now, the spa staff is well aware of your heat sensitivity, and you were fine temperature-wise until Min's little sneaky stunts left you panting with flushed cheeks. Well, it seems he anticipated this because he arranged a cooling stone treatment for you in the next room. They spend about a half hour moving stones of all sizes all along your body and double as many times over your pressure points to ensure you don't get overheated.

In the end, you are instructed to lie face down once again as they leave an even pattern of chilling stones all down your back as well as on the nape of your neck. In the midst of cooling bliss, you feel a familiar set of lips kissing up your calves all the way to the back of your thighs. Goosebumps appear again, and you can feel the desire pooling in your stomach along with the increasing wetness between the lips of your pussy.

He barely has to apply pressure to your inner thighs for you to spread your legs for him even wider. Leaning over your back, he nibbles your earlobe and coyly says, "Damn baby, you really are my subby little kitten, aren't you? All it takes is a few kisses and teasing touches, and you are dripping onto this table for me. I'm not complaining; I've just come to taste my handiwork.".

  Before you can object for fear that you'll be walked in on, his tongue is deep in your throbbing cunt, licking broad stripes along your lips. Feeling you adjust slightly in an attempt to grind against his face, he firmly holds down your legs, saying, "C'mon, my needy little babydoll, you gotta stay still so daddy can take care of you. Unless you want them to see that their handiwork has shifted and be privy to your true nature." You groan as if to say, "That's not fair," but you aren't complaining after all…

You finish for the third time, not 5 minutes before the staff walks in with a robe, ready to remove the stones from your back, ignoring the smell of sex as they were paid to do. Sitting on the end of the table, waiting to see what will happen next, Minho saunters in and extends his hand towards you while slightly bowing. Furrowing your brows, you ask, "Um, my dear boyfriend, it's a little difficult for me to walk. Could you tell me where we are going?".

Ignoring your question, he states, "You feel a little chilly."; you huff and reply, "Well, thank you, great compass, that helped a ton. For your information, I am, actually. The stones set me back to neutral, but then, all of that release burned a lot of calories, and now I'm resetting." "I thought as much. Well, welcome to the last stage of Min's 'If I can't kill those who hurt you, I'm gonna try my hardest to kill your unhappiness and soothe your soul for eternity' tour!".

Trying to disguise the tears in your eyes from being seen, you tease, "Damn, that's a mouthful, love…" He just grins and cocks an eyebrow replying, "Yeah, well, so are you, and I'm not complaining."; this makes you blush and scan the area, hoping nobody heard him.

He leads you into a private hot tub/sauna room with the temperature of everything set just warm enough to help you feel normal but cool enough that you won't pass out. You don't waste any time changing into a bathing suit and letting your body succumb to the sensation of the jets and the melting effect that the water is having over every inch of you. Eyes closed and head back, you still have trouble believing all this is real. Ten minutes later, you feel the water rise higher on your body, and it isn't long before you know the culprit is your Min joining you.

Looking to the right of you, where he is sitting, you pull yourself over his lap and start kissing along his neck, all the way behind his ear, and finally over to his lips for a steamy makeout sesh that leaves you both breathless and has him asking, "Well Princess what was that for? I am certainly not mad about it, but I figured you'd be too relaxed to be this bold right now."

It's your turn to smirk as you rub your clothed core against his growing bulge, then whisper against his ear, "See, the thing is…I was relaxed, then you made me all needy, so you have to fix it now, mister." "Oh, do I?" he teases as he slips two fingers inside of your soaked cunt easily, which elicits a very loud “fuck Minho” from your lips. He curls his fingers inside of you, occasionally toying with your sensitive bud while kissing you passionately until you have cum all over his hand 5 times.

He lets you stay collapsed against him for a solid 10 minutes before saying, "Let's go, my adorable little raisin.". Pouting, you lift your head up, meeting his eyes and saying, "But baaabe, I feel too weak to dry off, get dressed, and go all the way to the car…” He chuckles, tucking your hair behind your ear and placing a soft kiss to the tip of your cute nose before explaining, “I planned for this situation as well my love, just trust me yeah?” he says touching his forehead to yours as you nod.

He gets out first, quickly drying off, pulling on a pair of boxers, and heading back to you. He lifts you bridal style with ease out of the hot tub and places you on possibly the best bed you have ever laid on. As he joins you underneath the covers, you curl up against him with your nose on his neck and his chin on top of your head; "Jagi, did you invent a cooling cloud for me to sleep on?" you ask, half out of consciousness.

He gives a deep chuckle in amusement at how tiny you are right now, places a kiss on top of your head, and traces his fingers up and down your spine as he answers, "I'm not thaaat powerful jagiya, but that was precious."

Pressing yourself closer to his chest in embarrassment while giggling, you retort playfully whiny, "Don't make fun of meee. Just tell me what magic is underneath us right now, and can we take it home?". He smiles ear to ear, just as smitten with you as the day he met you, and replies, "Well, I thought you might get overheated, so I asked if they could set up the extra room as a nap area with silk sheets for cooling reasons. Sadly, they didn't have any, but thankfully, they did have this other fabric called habotai. It is much like silk but a bit cheaper and slightly more cooling. If you like it this much,  we can send a set home with us."

Barely raising your head, just enough for him to see your eyes, you ask, "Wait, really??" with the wonderment of a child who just got told they can take home the toy they've been eyeing in the store for the past 20 minutes. Kissing your forehead, he nods and can feel fatigue overtake his body; right before he drifts into dreamland, though, your sweet voice permeates the air.

Pressing a palm against his firm chest to let him know you're awake, barely above a whisper, you say, "Um…I don't want to be greedy, but I have a question….if that's alright. I know you've done so much already." He glances down at you and cups your cheek with his palm, "What is it, my star?" you feel your cheeks flush as you ask, "Well, see, the thing is, I was thinking, or rather wondering if you could just…be inside of me? If that's silly, I get it, just, I dunno, I want to feel as close as I can to you. You're so healing you have no idea…".

Before you finish your sentence, he is gently filling you up with his cock and softly presses his lips against yours right as you finish speaking. "I doubt you could ever make a silly request or be greedy where I am concerned, sweetheart. You could want to hula hoop with Saturn's rings, and I'd find a way to grant your wish, my love." Giving a contented sigh, you nod, and you both drift off to the most peaceful sleep either of you have experienced in a long while.

  Even though you felt like absolute trash earlier today, here you are, feeling like the most valuable piece of treasure. All thanks to your fantastic boyfriend who sees you as a goddess and would move mountains if it meant you were at peace. The reason is, to him, you are the rarest gem that he had the fortune of stumbling across in life, and he spends every day trying to think of ways to show you just how special you are to him and in general.

After that day, you both vow to always let each other know what is going on so that neither of you faces hardships alone; from now to eternity, you will be each other’s soul soothers, and you couldn't feel more thankful to have this man by your side now and forever.

THE END

[littlekittykatxxxx]

so what i think is that god created men first and then they gave them all the supreme qualities along with the ability to create sperm but god knew how valuable a man's cum is so he knew that it shouldnt go to waste, so he created a womb for men to dispose all their cum in. and then they created a body around that womb with all the features to please a man and let him take his frustration out on, especially the face and the boobs of that body, and that cumdump with that fuckable body was called a woman. thats how!

A very interesting theory hehe🥰

[kpopsexstories]

Kissing Booth Ep. 7 – Chenle and Jisung share a girl

‘Kissing Booth’ is a fictional podcast hosted by boyfriends Chenle and Jisung. In it they discuss love, sex and relationships. This Kissing Booth Tumblr series is excerpts from the couple's most sexual conversations on the show.

EPISODE 7: SO "SOO"

Jisung: Do you remember Soo?

Chenle: How could I forget her?

Jisung: Lea wasn't the only girl in our lives. Soo was our makeup artist.

Chenle: She was so much more than that.

Jisung: Yeah, she was our friend. I wonder where she is now and what she's doing…?

Chenle: Yeah, she left the company so suddenly.

Jisung: Way too sudden. God, I miss her.

Chenle: Shut up!

Jisung: *Smirks* Why, jealous?

Chenle: Noo, why should I be? I fucked her too remember?

Jisung: She was sooo good though.

Chenle: Hah, “Soo” good. But hey, shut up! She was never as good as me.

Jisung: Sorry babe, I just can't help but tease you.

Chenle: But yeah, she really was good.

Jisung: Better than…?

Chenle: Fuck you, I made Lea come many times, okay?

Jisung: Sure you did babe. Whatever you say.

Chenle: I did! Did you ever make Soo come?

Jisung: Ehm… Well, fine, we both suck.

Chenle: Nah, you don't suck babe. You're great!

Jisung: *Smirks* I suck.

Chenle: Not like that! You know what I mean.

Jisung: I know babe, I'm just teasing you.

Chenle: What about Soo? Are you suggesting we tell them about our threesome?

Jisung: That's exactly what I'm suggesting.

Chenle: You think they can handle that?

Jisung: Last week we got a question about the amount of sperm I produce when I come. The week before that we talked about your poop cleaning routine before we have sex. I'm pretty sure they can handle a threesome.

Chenle: Our dreamies are nuts!

Jisung: They are. But that's why we love them so much.

Chenle: Yeah. Alright. Go on, tell them about Soo.

Jisung: So, Soo was one of our makeup artists for a few years. She was great.

Chenle: Great in bed.

Jisung: I meant great at her job. She was a professional.

Chenle: I bet SM wouldn't agree.

Jisung: Well, she already quit, we can tell this story. What are they gonna do, fire her?

Chenle: You're right, I'm sure she won't mind.

Jisung: You wanna tell it or should I?

Chenle: Go for it.

Jisung: So, Soo was working for SM. Chenle and I were already together. Occasionally, the staff had these parties and we sometimes joined them. We already knew Soo well, she did our faces all the time.

Chenle: Hehe, we knew Soo “soo” well.

Jisung: You're not even funny.

Chenle: That's quite an intimate experience though. Doing someone else's makeup.

Jisung: Yeah. I know several of the 127 guys had sex with their makeup team.

Chenle: Jungwoo. And Jeno. And Mark and Haechan. I mean, we spend so much time together with our makeup girls, it's probably inevitable that there will be sex.

Jisung: Have you ever…?

Chenle: No! I have you babe.

Jisung: You didn't always.

Chenle: No, but we were kids back then. No, I have never had sex with anyone from the staff. Have you?

Jisung: No. Never. Except of course…

Chenle: Soo.

Jisung: Yeah. Wanna continue the story for the listeners?

Chenle: At one of those parties, Ji and I were making out on a couch. Soo came to join us. We joked that we should experiment together.

Jisung: It was just a joke. Neither of us actually expected or even wanted it.

Chenle: But the idea was kind of exciting.

Jisung: And Soo was kind of into it.

Chenle: So were you…

Jisung: And you…

Chenle: Anyway, long story short, we were drunk and she ended up going home with us. We were all close friends at the time so it wasn't that weird.

Jisung: We had just moved into our new accommodation.

Chenle: Yeah, we finally all had our own rooms. Jisung and I shared a bed though.

Jisung: I still can't believe the company was okay with that.

Chenle: Well, they want to keep us happy. I can't believe they're okay with this show. But if they had separated us back then when we were finally officially dating that wouldn't have been good.

Jisung: No. I'm glad they've always been so supportive of our personal lives.

Chenle: Yeah.

Jisung: I'm not sure they'd approve of this though…

Chenle: No, if Soo hadn't already left the company we wouldn't tell this story. But go on, tell the people what happened.

Jisung: So Soo went home with us, but we hadn't quite thought it through. Chenle and I went to bed, and we invited her to join us. She had no where else to sleep.

Chenle: Plus, we had joked about a threesome already.

Jisung: Yeah. I think we all secretly wanted it.

Chenle: It wasn't even that secret.

Jisung: No. But I remember that in the room, we weren't quite sure what to do. We all undressed as if we were just going to sleep.

Chenle: We were so drunk!

Jisung: And you were so horny. We started making out.

Chenle: And Soo was right next to us. I think we felt bad for her.

Jisung: No, we wanted her to join. And she wanted to join us.

Chenle: She had a crush on you.

Jisung: What? No she didn't.

Chenle: Yes she did! Johnny told me. She talked about you to the 127 team.

Jisung: No way! I had no idea.

Chenle: It's true. I think you were the reason she came home with us. And I can't blame her.

Jisung: Yet, it wasn't me she made a move on.

Chenle: I know we've talked about it before, but I still can't believe you let us do that.

Jisung: I wanted you to. We all wanted it. It was a mutual thing, and it was purely sexual. You know I only love you babe.

Chenle: I know. But man am I glad you let me explore.

Jisung: I got to explore too. It was so hot!

Chenle: We said long story short… we all ended up naked and Jisung watched and jerked off while Soo and I had sex. Then we swapped.

Jisung: Only because you failed to satisfy her. Like you failed to satisfy Lea.

Chenle: Shut up! I'm gay, okay? I have no desire to satisfy women.

Jisung: That's such a lie! How come then you always end up in bed with women?

Chenle: I do not! I have you. Lea was my best friend. Soo was a special case that involved both of us.

Jisung: You're bi, just admit it.

Chenle: I never said I... Oh, I guess I did. But the only person I want is you.

Jisung: Naaw, you're so sweet.

Chenle: You're not gonna skip the best part though.

Jisung: The best part?

Chenle: Yeah. You had sex with her too.

Jisung: Oh. Right. But I'm 100% gay. It was purely sexual.

Chenle: If you wanna have sex with girls, then how can you be 100% gay?

Jisung: I don't. But I had just seen you naked on top of her. Fuck that turned me on! When you came in her and she wasn't done, I took one for the team.

Chenle: You did not! You loved it.

Jisung: I mean, another human being pleasured my dick. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie, I enjoyed that. But not because I was into her specifically and cetertainly not because she was a girl.

Chenle: You were all over her. You touched her boobs, kissed her neck. You fucked her like you'd wanted her for along time.

Jisung: But I always knew you were right there watching me. That's what turned me on. I wanted to make you come again.

Chenle: And you did. Holy shit it was so hot watching you guys!

Jisung: You were like hovering over us.

Chenle: Yeah, I was hard again so fast. I was rubbing your butt.

Jisung: I think that's why I kept going. I love the way you touch me.

Chenle: I love to touch you.

Jisung: And then you squirted on me. I remember because it was actually the first time you came on my back. I knew what you were doing behind me, but I was still surprised when I felt your load spraying me.

Chenle: Ohh, fuck, just the thought of you laying there, humping Soo, the way your ass cheeks moved. I love feeling your ass when it's tense.

Jisung: I prefer feeling your mushy cheeks.

Chenle: And then you came too. You pulled out and came on Soo. She was laughing about it.

Jisung: I still can't believe you came inside her. We're lucky we didn't get her pregnant.

Chenle: Yeah, that would have been a disaster.

Jisung: Wait. How long was this before she left…?

Chenle: I don't know, a few months maybe. Wait... You don't think…

Jisung: Naah, she would have told us.

Chenle: Why did she leave? Did she ever say?

Jisung: No, she didn't.

Chenle: Shit!

Jisung: What?

Chenle: Did we get her fired? Because she slept with us? I know they're not allowed to.

Jisung: Nooo. Well… shit. Did we?

Chenle: Nah, she told me about her new job when she got it. I'm pretty sure she applied for it anyway…

Jisung: Yeah… Sure… Yes, I'm sure she did.

Chenle: …

Jisung: …

Chenle: Fuck.

Jisung: We gotta call her tonight.

Chenle: I'm sure it's not our fault. And I'm sure she didn't get pregnant.

Jisung: Imagine that, you as a baby daddy. We gotta make sure though.

Chenle: Yeah, right, let's call her tonight.

Jisung: Still got her number?

Chenle: No, do you?

Jisung: …

Chenle: Fuck. Oh my god we ruined her life!

Jisung: I'm sure she's fine.

Chenle: If not, I've got a hard dick right here to make her feel better.

Jisung: That's not funny.

Chenle: Sorry. I'm “Soo” sorry.

[lexithwrites]

jily?

Ugh another beautiful ship, I really do love them. I have oneshot of fic idea in mind of them sleeping together at like 18 to lose their v cards and Lily ends up pregnant (super sperm strikes again) and she moves away - her parents are a bit shit in this and want to hide her pregnancy, plus they don’t like James much - so years later they meet and James is like omg hi how have you been and Lily is like amazing and James then introduces his GIRLFRIEND and Lily is like how tf am I supposed to tell him he has a 5 year old son then harry comes running in and then—

I love them also their song is ‘it must be love’ by madness (my parents wedding song hehe)

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Hi I'm curious, so like, after maging preggy ng female human by a tamawo, what do they do with their child, i mean for example maliksi and makisig. for sure they already have kids kase centuries na sila nabubuhay (or uhm ewan?). For example lang naman. So after na nga manganak nung female human, do Tamawos take responsibility (how?) and what happens to the female Tamawo after giving birth? are they the ones who raise those baby tamawos? (Curious lang po hehe)

Okies, soo, technically, those who got preggers as surrogate mothers , the sperm , like I said, are coming from the ''ancient'' sperm bank of the Tamawo collected via their magic + tech. So blood-wise, the kids coming outta the human females are NOT direct descendants aka di sila anak technically sa mga surrogate mothers and the tamawo bros.

Surrogate mean just being a substitute or temporary house for the fetuses.

The tamawo bros simply prepare the females, but they don't necessarily impregnate them.

And Maliksi already answered these in the previous posts, the human females are given the option to stay and care or go back and forget about everything that's happened.

If anything, Maliksi and Makisig DO NOT have children with the human females (yet). Or do they? HAHAAAHAHAHHAHA jk but really wala sila na impregnate, coz that would be a very stupid mistake on their part. Or is it? HAHAHAHAHAHAH samoka, jk, pero yeah wala silang nabuntisan. Careful sila e choz ))

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After reading your post about Dottore making another puppet for scara for some reason I can't help but to think on how some of us matchmake our barbie dolls when we were little. (Imagine dottore watching him and the doll making love and he's like "now kiss!!1!" *webttore hehe hoho laugh*)

(I'm sorry 😭)

Dottore immediately locks them in a room and won’t let them out until they have sex (love this hentai trope sm!!)

He’s either got a camera w/ a mic in the room, recording for future notes, or a window that can see into the room but not out. Every now and then he’ll make suggestions. “Now kiss!! There’s studies suggesting it may help with impregnation.” and “Successful insemination. I suggest moving her into this position so your sperm doesn’t leak.”

He’s very much involved in ensuring they have a sexual relationship. Doesn’t care much for the romantic aspect as long as the two can provide him with puppet children (test subjects).