#hehe’d

[ghosts-but-one-word-is-pussy]

An officer and a gentleman should not be privy to the colour and thickness of the Queen’s pussy

- The Captain

[twinknote]

just started reading alignment and i’m already So hooked (i’ve been holding off bc i usually don’t like reading unfinished works bc my heart will shatter if i get invested in one that doesn’t get finished, but i saw a post abt it and i was like FINEEEE as if i haven’t been rly wanting to read it lmao)

[greenvillainredemption]

Just started a movie on Shudder and there’s like a ‘this movie contains graphic violence’ warning. My brother in Christ you are literally Shudder. I know what I signed up for.

[11x13kyle]

The new special looks so incredibly stupid in the bad way but when the pandaverse butters went “oh hamburgers” i chuckled i gotta admit i hehe’d a little bit

how can i be fully annoyed when the designs are all so cunty?

[the-sn0wy-0wl]

I just sent my mom a message about Imagine Dragons going to Poland right around her birthday next year and she just hehe’d me. What is that supposed to mean??

[screampied]

what do you consider spam liking cause ur so funny i wanna like your posts then i’m like i am NAWT about to get blocked bc i hehe’d too hard

omg thank yew 🙂‍↕️ u find me funny heheheg ur so nice 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

honestly, i’d say if it goes over 5 or 6 bc it can clog up my notifs and shadowban me, getting shadowbanned is notttt fun 💔 but spam reblogging is completely fine !!!! liking is cool but i just ask to keep it at a minimum 🧚🏽‍♀️🧚🏽‍♀️💓

[sweetlyticklish]

i hehe’d at the bread story because that’s so something I’d do lol

omg stoP HAHA im glad it made you laugh bc im over here dying like every time i think about it.

[likephantomzforever]

IT WAS… INTERESTING YES (IN A GOOD WAY) LMAO BUT I HEHE’D TO ALL OF IT SO THATS GOOD

HELP I THINK SOMEONE IS ENJOYING MY POSTS LMAOO

LMAOOOO SORRY FOR THE SPAM I JUST WENT ON UR BLOG AND THEN I STARTED SCROLLING AND I COULDNT STOP HAHAHAHAHA 😭😭😭

[weirdsht]

A-Dreaming - Aether x Reader

a/n: its been a hot minute since i wrote something properly and what better way than to start with genshin. aside from that updates won't still be consistent, i won't be getting a laptop for a long time but i rlly want to write something so i'm coping with this shtty dying laptop lol

Warnings: aether x reader, fem reader, established relationship, "love" as a pet name, event spoilers(?), its just fluffy goodness overall tho, very self-indulgent

English isn’t my first language so there will be grammatical errors

Pls don't repost my work anywhere without my permission

If there's something missing in the warnings let me know so I can add it

Any form of interaction toward the post is appreciated <333

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“Wahhh Aether look she’s here!” Paimon tugged the traveler’s clothes quite harshly as she waved towards the person who just entered the tavern.

“Paimon don’t be too harsh at this point you might rip off his clothes”

The girl who was chuckling softly greeted back the people inside the tavern before going towards the traveler and guide duo. “I promised I would drop by didnt I? There’s no way I would miss tasting drinks made by you”

She kissed Aether’s cheeks and patted Paimon’s head after ordering her drink. The traveler, who’s currently a temporary bartender, started making the drink while the pixie didn’t even bother helping and instead went to where his travel companion was, sitting to go play with her.

Paimon and the adventurer catch up with the other patrons in the tavern while they go watch Aether make the drinks. Everywhere inside the tavern was noisy, something the adventurer isn’t quite used to as she’s mostly outside camping with her two companions or inside the serenitea pot. Nonetheless she welcomed the cheery ambiance and lively people the establishment offered her.

“Paimon’s head hurts from all this alcohol and noise” the pixie was doing her signature slow head shake with a hand on her head while looking at the people demanding more drinks, primarily alcohol. “But you have to admit a change of pace like this is nice from time to time”

Before Paimon can answer, a certain blonde traveler beat her to it. “True, we can’t go around fighting all the time, we must also learn how to relax” Aether set down two love poems and the drink concoction his emergency food has been demanding since the first day. “I have a 30 minute break so I can stay with you for a bit” he announced while pecking the adventurer’s lips.

“Yes yes, that reminds Paimon, You came at just the right time! If you’ve come any later than this then it would be rush hour and we won’t be able to go talk to you!” Aether looked at Paimon in disbelief as if offended. “You have no right saying you won’t be able to go talk to her when you haven’t even helped a bit. Love, did you know that all she does is ‘taste test’ all the drinks I make and snag the failed orders” by now the braided man was making exaggerated movements to express his opposition towards the floating child who tried hehe’d her way out of the accusations.

They maximized Aether’s 30 minute break that way. Just catching up, laughing, and enjoying themselves, forgetting about their responsibilities and reputations, just forgetting about the world and going back to being the adventurer couple they once were before their deeds were spread throughout Teyvat.

“Nooooo don’t leave Paimon here, or at least take Paimon with you please” The child hugged the laughing girl who’s trying to pay their tab. “Paimon let go you don't even help out so at least accompany me here. Plus she has business in Inazuma she can’t take you with her” the braided man stated while he was preparing to go behind the counter once more.

Paimon gave Aether a skeptical look before looking at the adventurer who finally got out of her hold and is finally paying their bill. The girl in question merely smiled at pixie while kissing her forehead.

“Take care of Paimon hahaha. Make sure she doesn’t cry and miss me too much.” She kissed Aether like it was compensation for her request. Aether already knowing what he has to deal with later can only let out a sigh of exasperation before returning the kiss.

With that the two of them are out of their bubble and back to the real world. Moments like this may be short as both of them are extremely busy but it’s moments like this the two cherish and treasure the most.

[wyrdify]

@cromwellharvests​ is too powerful asked: Roy's probably accustomed to finding a lot of things on his desk, but a little squared basket with a flip-open lid stands out among the documents and office kitsch— at first by sight, and second by scent. A neatly written note set on top ensures he won't wonder for long on the how, or why, or who. "I heard you didn't eat anything all day yesterday, so I'm taking measures to make sure you don't go 2 for 2. (it WILL hurt my feelings if you don't have /some/ of it; and take the rest home, too)"

Despite all efforts to keep his desk neat and tidy, it never stayed that way for long. Stacks of papers here and there, pens he thought he lost a few days ago on top of said stacks, the empty coffee cup from yesterday--what was that? Eyebrows raised, he didn’t remember putting a basket there. Considering he didn’t own one, it’d be a challenge. Based on the smell, someone thought to bring him food.

That someone heard about how he hadn’t eaten yesterday. Not once in the morning before he came to work, not in the office, and certainly not when he got home and collapsed. It wasn’t his fault, heHe’d find out who leaked that information later. The handwriting on the note belonged to one Major Emily Cromwell; Roy recognized it on sight, giving it a faint smile. Always so thoughtful and considerate of others.

And clever. Like any good strategist, she studied her opponent, and hit his weaknesses. How was he supposed to refuse? Never mind that he was famished. With a defeated sigh, this battle clearly over before it began, he sat down at his desk and opened the basket. He’d gladly give credit where it was due: Emily was a fantastic chef. If she and Ed opened a restaurant together, he’d be there almost every single day.

Next time he saw her, he’d have to tell her.

[buckyskorpion]

i ‘hehe’d too soon

[punkbxt]

and with this comment it has been decided. imma now have a “Trek Deck”

im repainting my deck and dont know if i should paint dinos on it or if i should give it a whole star trek theme

[literallywhothe]

Hehe a bug's Life

i literally irl hehe’d when i  wrote bug’s life & this ask resonated with me

[cloudykyu]

MANI BEE EFF EFF CONGRATULATIONS ON 500 FOLLOWERS i can’t think of anyone who deserves it more u are incredible <3

also finally caught up w ur juyeon smau and would like to make a psa that when i’m forcing my family to watch twilight later i’m blaming You

(in elle terms that means i love it ur incredible mwah i can forgive pussy magic)

ELLE BESTAYYY THANK YOU SM 🥺 ily even tho I did not recognize you in the discord group (so sorry) <333 me: your biggest fan‼️

believe I read all your tags and hehe’d the whole time 🤩 we love twilight Stans it truly is a masterpiece for being so terrible shsdjsj sf living in your mind rent free and Twitter user pussy magic

[monggay]

i just hehe’d at my teacher in chat

[2queer2deer]

how do u feel about Logan being able to speak Hungarian?? 🤔 making a human AU and I have a friend who's Hungarian so hopefully they'll help if I do this lol-- he knows the more commonly spoken languages like probs Chinese and French and stuff, but what do u think? :0 -Coco

oooOOOO G O O D I 100% agreeHuman AU heHe’d for sure speak a few languages right?? Like I feel like he’d be kinda great at it aaah