#hehe silly but like. i wouldnt have it any other way

[enellee]

hope you enjoy my art of the deadliest motherfucker in limited life!

truly, a force to contend with.

congrats to ladders! with too many kills to count. the real winner of limited life <3

[soemthingsparkly]

HCC RANCHERS SNIPPET (if you feel no inclined)

YESSIR O7

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Tango's Apartment

Sometime in the future.

By the time Tango wakes up that morning, he's already got a stack of texts from Jimmy waiting in his notifications. 

He smiles into his pillow, giving himself one more long moment of enjoying the glee that surges in his stomach at the thought of him. 

It's been roughly two months since their first kiss - the one that allowed them to shift what they had to what they have now. 

There's something still so very new and exciting for Tango to think of Jimmy as his boyfriend. It seems silly, even.

Especially, considering hardly anything has changed between them. Sure, there's a little bit more flirting now and it's exciting to know his affections are returned, but really?

Jimmy is still just his rancher. 

...

His Rancher. 

Tango smooshes his face into his pillow again and lets himself calm down, before finally checking his texts. 

Jimmy and Tango 

Sometime in the Future. 

8:41am 

Jimmy: Mornin' rancher :) 

Jimmy: Oh, i bet you're not awake yet actually 

Jimmy: hopefully you've got your phone on do not disturb or something 

Jimmy: if not then whoops 

Jimmy: alright I tried to refrain from texting you but I actually just can't help it 

Jimmy: I've just got a coffee and some brekkie and I'm about to head into the forest for a cosplay shoot I'm doing 

Jimmy: like that someone's hired me for I mean

Jimmy: I'm not in the cosplay obviously 

Jimmy: not that there's anything wrong with cosplay of course!

Jimmy: just that I'm not the one dressing up today 

Jimmy: or any other time actually 

Jimmy: not that I wouldn't but just that I haven't 

Jimmy: jeez Louise I'm chatting up a storm ma coffees gonna get cold blimey 

Jimmy: alright I'm gonna drink this and then hit the road and maybe by the time I get there I'll have learned not to be a total idiot :PP

Jimmy: hopes are not high

Jimmy: just arrived at the forest and I listened to that band that Skizz recc'd me on the way over 

Jimmy: man likes some weird stuff but after like the first 15 minutes I could kinda dig it actually 

Jimmy: hope you're sleeping well rancher

Jimmy: can't wait for you to wake up <3

Jimmy: right so elves can go to hell I've decided 

Tango: morning rancher heh 

Tango: quite the adventure this morning for you huh? 

Jimmy: Hey T! :) yeaaaaahhh

Jimmy: How'd you sleep? 

Tango: pretty well 

Tango: dreamt of you 

Jimmy: omg no I'm blushinggggg

Jimmy: wait did you actually?? 

Tango: mhm 

Tango: I dreamt that you decided to start your own hot dog stand outside the hermit 

Tango: you served hot dog water like coffee and I kept having to tell people we couldn't let them drink your hot dog water inside the hermit 

Jimmy: what??!?! dude that's so rude!! 

Jimmy: I thought you loved me :(( 

Jimmy: why wouldnt you support my business ventures T?? :(( 

Tango: hehe sorry it was X's fault 

Jimmy: sighhh 

Jimmy: I'll have to have a word with him next time I'm over 

Jimmy: let him know that big man Jim and his customers won't be denied comfortable seating like that, eh!!! 

Tango: oh he'll be trembling for sure 

Jimmy: I should hope so 

Jimmy: tell him his days are numbered 

Jimmy: cause I'll be there again in (hang on lemme check) 

Jimmy: 52 days!!! 

Tango: sigh 

Tango: too long :( 

Jimmy: I know :( 

Jimmy: I miss you rancher 

Tango: I really miss you Jim 

Jimmy: I miss you so much T 

Tango: Hey I have to get up and take a shower before work, but do you want to call on my way in? 

Jimmy: I'd love that yeah :) 

Tango: And you can tell me about the elves and their eternal damnation :P

Jimmy: omg yes 

Jimmy: I have never been so blooming mad at a man with a pair of pointy ear Tang! 

Tango: hehe 

Tango: can't wait to hear about it

Jimmy: can't wait to tell you!! 

Jimmy: go on then stinker 

Jimmy: talk to you again after :) <3

Tango: heh

Tango: talk after <3

[cherryo]

can i req suggestive hcs of the rise turtles(separate) of how they would react to fem!reader on top of them during fun time suddenly put a hand on their throat and lightly choke them and then suddenly stopping when she realizes she got too lost in the moment?

so with this i kinda did this where the boys are like surprised in a good way and not like scared? if that makes any sense ! i appreciate you requesting and I loved writing this <33

Pairings: Rise!boys x fem!reader (seperate) hc genre: smut? smut HCs wordcount: Pronouns:she/her w/ fem genitalia Warnings: explicit content, swearing, choking, BOYS ARE AGED APPROPRIATELY <333

Raph:

So you cant exactly “choke” him because well,,, your hands probably wont even reach around his neck 

You end up just putting pressure on his neck? 

He stops, like fully stops his part and youre confused

You realize as he just kind of reaches up and pulls your hands off his neck

You apologize and all he does is smile and says its okay

Tbh i dont think he’d be into it but he wouldnt mind if you were

Was just shocked tbh but was like kind of turned on by your straight forward-ness

You both had an in-depth convo after about what you both like and if the other is okay with it and what not, tried to make it a lesson almost?

He’s so silly, he’d probs admire the fact you thought you could actually choke him and thought it was hot that you got that into it hehe

Leo

You could wrap your hands around his neck

Also stopped but as soon as he made eyecontact he laughed, like belly laughed

He thought it was cute and hot 

I feel he’d be into this tbh

Didnt let you apologize because “it was so hot babe! Why would i let you apologize for that?”

I dont think he would want to choke you unless you specifically asked beforehand

Defintietly wants to be choked though teehee

I doubt you’d have an in-depth conversation but he’d ask what else you were into and what you were hiding up your sleeve

Donnie

Literally the most shocked out of all the boys 

I don’t think he’d stop but would def sit up in shock

Would look at you then like hold your hands together in confusion

Didnt know you were into that but was seriously turned on by it

I  think Donnie would be into it both ways? So being choked and choking you?

He’d def do it if you had a hot reaction to it!!

Idk why but i think donnie would be the experimental one out of them all

Y’all talk about other things to try later on

Mikey

Holy shit

Just goes wide-eyed

He isn't stopping so he's not going to let you stop

Def an ‘in the moment' type of guy?

Like he wasn't sure what to do but to continue?

He wasn't nervous or scared, just turned on 

You stopped when you realized, apologized, and felt bad but he laughed it off and said it was fine and sorta hot

Yall have an in-depth conversation because yknow, dr. feelings has to make an appearance lol

And the fact he wants to know what else you like

[flarekitti]

If we ever get another PMD with a brand new story, what Pokemon would you choose for hero and partner?

*if ur talkin like, options for people in the game, then i think it'd be ok to limit the number of starters (as much as it'd suck), but I'm not sure how so.

*it'd be fun to do like... a random assortment in the style of like, each pkmn gets a nature like the original but it's random as to which u get?

*Obvi i wouldnt want them to get gender split personally

*anyway maybe like, say brave is charmander, pika, machop, rowlet or something. Game rolls a die when you open up a new game and ur option if u get brave is [drum roll] machop! But if you don't get brave that doesn't rlly matter except for partner choosing bc it's whatever u didn't get personality-wise

*any pkmn that didn't get rolled could even have some significant role in some other way, like maybe another personality type could be assigned to a rival team (a team is assigned brave leader timid partner, and since u rolled machop then they have to roll for a dif one and got pika and cynda)

*for non starter options, i think all the ones from previous are obvi good choices! Otherwise, maybe a couple more pika clones (pawmi, marrill, and emolga could work?); fairy types like flabébé, impidimp, and fidough; a few regional birds like fletchling and rookidee; maybe a bug type like dwebble or sizzlipede (though id be worried about balancing issues for bug types i still want them 🥺 ); zorua (why hasnt zorua been added ... seems silly bc how popular it is); maybe another dragon like noibat, dreepy, or applin (or all 3 lol); lechonk could be cute (like munchlax's inclusion); and i also think rolycoly could be a cool twist one

*personally heres what i would assign each of them:

Hardy: Riolu, Grookey, Rolycoly!

Lonely: Cubone, Dwebble, Hisuian Zorua!

Brave: Charmander, Pawmi, Rookidee!

Adamant: Machop, Scorbunny, Larvitar!

Naughty: Alolan Meowth, Zorua!

Bold: Pikachu, Chespin, Tyrunt!

Docile: Bulbasaur, Marrill, Teddiursa!

Relaxed: Squirtle, Sprigatito, Lotad!

Impish: Chimchar, Impidimp, Wattrel!

Lax: Munchlax, Litten, Lechonk!

Timid: Cyndaquil, Rowlet, Sizzlipede!

Hasty: Skitty, Galarian Meowth, Bagon!

Serious: Shinx, Oshawott, Venipede!

Jolly: Totodile, Fuecoco, Applin!

Naïve: Eevee, Emolga, Dreepy!

Modest: Mudkip, Fidough, Ralts!

Mild: Piplup, Sobble, Axew!

Quiet: Vulpix, Flabébé, Cufant!

Bashful: Chikorita, Tepig, Noibat!

Rash: Torchic, Fletchling, Aron!

Calm: Turtwig, Fennekin, Trapinch!

Gentle: Phanpy, Quaxly, Cutiefly!

Sassy: Meowth, Snivy, Amaura!

Careful: Treecko, Froakie, Snorunt!

Quirky: Psyduck, Popplio, Spheal!

*originally i stuck to the list i made but then only some had 3 so i went back and found more i think would fit so all the natures have 3 lol

*anyway im super partial to the personality quiz, i think it's really fun and makes you try out new things (and if u rlly want to stick to ur faves u can still game it / add a "you choose" option lmao)!!!

*so i wouldnt necessarily choose one myself, id try the quiz first and try my best hehe.

*out of just starters/the traditional picks, i would want to be charmander for sure, and whatever partner in the list covers charmanders weaknesses! (Mudkip mostly lol), but out of this entire list I'd be happy with most of em?

*if it was like gates and only the newest gen could be picked id choose fuecoco, if the last 3 gens were picked, I'd have a hard time deciding between litten and fuecoco (probs litten)

*i wish i had more time to sit and balance the list i made, bc on the surface i think i chose a good variety but also i probs am biased bc i love fire and dragon but then also i like little pathetic ones too so it's probs all over the place hehe.

[neonmetro]

Since you love infodumping. . . And I love reading your info dumps. . . *makes weird hand gestures* YOU GET ME? GOOD.

I think you should just like. . .throw up information about Novaturi if you have information you haven't shared already, I feel like I don't talk about how great the plot is for Novaturient enough and it's just OANDJCJGJRH yk what I mean? I just love the amount of thought and just in general the amount of creativity and love you put into it and I look at it and it's like, "holy shit this is some skill and I LIVE FOR IT"

Like chat I love reading your long posts sooo much 💖 it brings me so much joy to get new information especially when one of my passions and hobbies is learning new things if that makes sense JAJDJGJF

But I'm not done with my Apocalypse horsemen take over so ovi I have horsemen related questions as well tehe, surprise surprise. . . :3

What were their lives like as children / when they were younger? I can't remember if you elaborated on this for any of the horsemen specifically but if you did I would be more than happy to hear it again

Also if you have any songs you would associate with them as a whole or just specifically any one of the horsemen PLS share it, I just find it sooooo interesting to see characters be interpreted through music or connecting characters / ocs to some bangers, honestly your music taste is so fire emoji GOD BLESS 🙌🏽

They are my babies :( I just feel so bad for them. Let them be free !!!! Let them live happily ever after together they deserve it !!!

Also just saying. . .hehe. . . If the horsemen were plushies or smth I would totally buy. . . And my wallet would basically be yours THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE???? SO SILLY???? THEY DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE PLUSHIES JUST ANY MERCHANDISE I WOULD BE HOOPING AND HOLLERING BECAUSE WHO WOULDNT???? THEY ARE JUST THE GOOBERS EVER IN THE BEST WAY AIFJFBGJGJTJGH

As always Neon take care of yourself because you are important *winks*

-Ulysses loving anon

BUSINESS PROPOSITION. YOU RECEIVE: INFODUMPS I RECEIVE: INFODUMPS

tbh i really understand i love absorbing info so much (bonus if we just throw info at each other the entire time i love hearing infodumps) i’m like kirby

my long post infodumps…. its like reading the morning paper… /j

SDOFIGUYDSDJKHDSL THANK YOUUU….  i’ll be so real my plot process is stitching scenes i think would be cool together (or me rewriting scenes from media that i think i could pull off much better (looks at hyv. their ideas are genuinely good but their execution is such shit)) and also making the most devastating shit ever…….. MOST OF THE PLOT THINGS I HAVE ARE EITHER TOO SPOILERY OR NOT FLESHED OUT ENOUGH BUTTTTT HOWEVER here’s some more worldbuilding thangs…

the sheer amount of sugar anyone from novaturient consumes is just Debilitating, knighthood corp has done a very good job at making processed food look appetizing and seem healthy (allows for shorter bursts of energy) and there is just so much sugar. in everything.

there aren't any unique laws in the sea of novaturi but its so damp/humid that paper and Most technology is virtually useless so instead they tattoo maps and the behavior of vagabonds on each others' bodies

of course some of this info gets transcribed on land, but most sailors die to vagabonds before they reach the shores

the sea and islands is the only thing that really wasn't affected by the new regulations on vagabonds. most people prefer to stay on the mainland

the moons' gravity is much stronger (bc you got two moons) so the waves are also similarly stronger

they can also be controlled by tuning forks but unless you have a resonance that's stronger than TWO MOONS the effect will be small

remember when i said its too spoilery. i lied here you go a crumb of horsemen lore

one of the major turning points in apocalypse equos is death and conquest going on a little detective quest together, trying to figure out the best get rich quick schemes w/ some illegal magical girls since they’re just that willing to save war and famine (i still need to figure out which magical girls are featured here? bc a lot of the cast are just shared between ae and po)

also! every few chapters or so gets shifted and they rotate death like a blunt (incomprehensible)

their childhoods were very lonely.

war was a kid in the fostercare system that never got formerly adopted (their last name was from their last foster home but they don't care about them even remotely, and they joined the military shortly after just to feel somewhat free)

conquest's parents were burned at the stake in front of him for being vagabond sympathizers (there was a big period of time when vagabonds were severely fear mongered about), and she joined the military to get support on scholarships

famine was in the hospital most of the time and had a handler since their parents were busy

death's parents died in a car crash and she used to grave rob to get by.

AS FOR SONGS FUCK YESSS I HAVE SONGS!!!!!!!! i have a whole playlist for them but its a tad outdated and i need to fix it up a bit but here you go: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/28PbpIe6vYC0rvJbMwQpcX?si=XmBsrKggQrm8x5jmQh_Q-Q

i put all their songs in one playlist so here's the horsemen specific songs!!!!! (its mostly going to be war)

war: 塵沙揚 (theme), phony, homunculus, entertainment, military fashion show, brain explosion girl

conquest: stop breathing (theme), flight of crows, magical girl and chocolate, brain explosion girl, outer science

famine: 主宰 (theme), outer science, requiem, bugambilia, lower one's eyes, oh my heart

death: the survivor, the winner (theme), flight of crows, godish, outer science, bugambilia, lower one's eyes, momento mori

I WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERING MAKING SOME ACRYLIC CHARMS/STANDEES FOR THEM... i got the designs down i just need to actually contact a manu to make them.... hehe

THANK YOU!!! I WILL ^_^6!!!!!!!! YOU TAKE CARE AS WELL!!!

[jils-things]

🃏, 🎬 ND 🕯 4 CONSTABELL !!!

YESSSSYES MORE CONSTABELL DUMP YESSS THANK YOU <3

🃏 - if you and your f/o were to be snowed in for several days with no power, what would you two do to keep away boredom?

actually,,, i think,,, they would sleep... a lot.... all the way.,,, heuheeueuheue.... this response is based off a thought i had a month back where they just sleep comfortably together under a cold rainy night (or in this case, snow!) im sure they'd want to huddle together for warmth. it would probably start off as them talking together about anything, then maybe reading a back, then one falls asleep, the other follows, and boom. cozy night <3 irene wouldnt want to miss an hour of snuggling next to the handsomest man on the planet... u.u

🎬 - is there a go to movie that you and your f/o watch on a movie night? do they have a favorite? who picks the movies?

OMGGGG THIS... MY HEART OUGHHG..... see i dont think nort.on had much of a very,, warm childhood - seeing movies probably wasn't a childhood memory :c ... however, irene is the opposite and has definitely watched a lot of films in the past (she also loves reading stories, and would tell him about it, so yes she would pick out the movies for him. even if its prrroooobably not his genre but its ok HEHE). now i dont know what are the films of their time (they're in the 1900s) BUT if i had to put a modern equivalent, i think irene would love la la land... hehehehe i feel that norto.ns the type to enjoy movies with very meaningful stories :) like close to realism kind of movies... emotional movies that make u cry

🕯️ - do you keep candles in your home? what kinds of candles do you like? what kinds do your f/o like?

well we have norto.n's huge miner's hat... does that count /silly HEHE but no, :0 i dont think so! i'm not too well-versed on candles either so i can't think of any nice scents that they could like. but again, i think irene just likes having a variety of things so maaybe she does own a few, but thats about it :))

[sunnixsunshine]

Hehe, hoohoo my hdhd made me draw some silly little guys >:3c lmao i couldnt focus much last night and just drew whatever idea popped into my head first, which was was 12 year old Hassel, Brassius, and Larry. Some headcanons under the cut :)

Hassel

He is not a natural blond. Yeah he dyes his hair, no shame to it though. When he ran away at 15, that's when he starts to dye his hair. Sort of as a way to further separate himself from his old life. He would also experiment with strips of color, but as he got older he stuck with plain blond.

His starter was an Axew, who still serves on his team as a Haxorus. He's affectionately named him Siegfried. He's raised Siegfried since he was an egg, a tradition in his family. He also caught himself a Dratini with the help of Siegfried, which he named Ezra. Ezra remains on his team to this day, now fully evolved into a Dragonite.

Brassius

Pretransition Brassius wore so much baggy clothes at this age. Many, MANY hoodies. Cargo pants and jeans a size too big so he'd have a sag and would have to wear a belt too. Made him feel comfortable. He's lucky his mom was understanding enough to just assume he liked how loose it felt and not pester him into telling him the real reason. He would come out to his mom eventually, and she would support him every step of the way, but at this point he wasn't ready. He took on the gym challenge, but stopped half way due to getting way too focused on a sculpture...

The first pokemon he ever caught was at the age of nine, and it was a Sunkern. He never named her himself, but his mom called her Sunshine or Sunny often as a nickname. This Sunkern would grow into a Sunflora, who would unfortunately fall ill to a common illness amongst grass types and pass away during the worst slumps of Brassius' life, sending him deeper into a depressive art block. She became one of inspirations for Brassius' most viewed and well known art work, Surrendering Sunflora. Brassius would vow not to use another Sunflora, or Sunkern, on his team ever out of respect for his fallen friend.

Larry

If you asked any other trainer taking part in the Unovan gym challenge, they'd tell you they had no idea Larry was even taking part. He didn't exactly put too much effort into battling the gyms or passing trainers. He only really started the challenge to level up his then Staravia. Which he then thought would give them both a better advantage in playing baseball together. He ending up dropping the challenge all together after gym number five as at this point baseball season had started. It was his number one priority afterall. Later in life, he wouldn't revisit the challenge but he would battle passing trainers more.

His Staravia had been by his side since he was a Starly. He had just turned seven when his uncle gifted him the Starly after a business trip to Sinnoh. He wouldnt have a name until two years later is when Larry taught him the TM Swift; so his name is Swift. Very clever, very creative. Such a big brain this kid has. Everyone hand him the ribbon for most creative person on the planet.

[shkika]

I'm starting to think this is making yur wrist WORSE with all the typing /lhj also also also type as long as you'd like its so fun reading it all

Anyway that makes a lot of sense actually like.,.,,..wow man rainworld is really?? Sad when you think about it god

I wonder if moon felt any sort of obligation to be how she was towards fp aside from being the big sister etc, like maybe bc he was built to like carry her population something like that I think its silly how she spoke so badly of the ancients but then when fp ends up doing something she's so much more like understanding I guess it shows how much she does really care

Maybe her anger is driven more towards what she could have done herself alongside being mainky the ancients..She seems the type imo like......maybe she should have started the communications faster or maybe if she had done more he wouldnt have felt the need to work with the rot in the first place or maybe that she didnt even really figure something was terribly terribly wrong in the first place?? Itd be cool I think if she was only so patient with fp actually like...... she was faster to stop forgiving with other iterators or anything really, but I think as you said way earlier she'd just be a little passive aggressive or something and that'd be enough for her probably

I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE ROT BEING GOSSIP MATERIAL that must've messed pebbles up like so so SOO bad. Like first off he failed he did what he never wanted to do and then it just gets spread around?? As conversation?? Like wow. Wow wow wow thanks I guess. Ok.

Speaking of suns too I wonder do they regret telling pebbles (someone highly impressionable at this point in time and someone looking for ADVICE) the whole bug situation, like it feels as if they were kind of just venting out some of their own frustrations rather than truly truly meaning it but then again suns is such an odd creature why are you so mean to this guy he looks up to you so much be NORMAL

On a much lighter note though his intrigue(special interest/j) with the history and like poetry the ancients had is so silly I think I wonder would he have ever rambled about it to others like more in depth than what he tells artificer

Hopefully not!! I really need these lazy hands to work!! bahah

I’m having fun you’re aall good ^^

I have a lot of hcs about Moon I’d like to explore in an ask blog I hopefully open soon >> especially her relationship with ancients, her group and five pebbles in particular hoopefully. She’s a really mild person, because of the way she carries herself, but has a lot to her character. At least I like to hc her that way!

She does feel responsibility over Pebbles, but I doubt she ever blames herself for the situation which they ended up in. I also doubt the responsibility felt forced to her!

Or well I at least enjoy the hc that she loves thinking herself as a big sister! She likes to dote on people and help out when she can. Though her approach does end up being one where she holds your hand a lot (not for proud iterators oops!!!!)

Also passive agressive moon…? yes…. just yes. we deal with anger by looking at you wrong bahahah

The rot was gossip material it is very upsetting!! but a little funny! Not to mention how iterators reffered to Pebbles I found myself snickering. “The near Looks to the Moon” like alright sheesh. People also tried to contact poor Pebbles i think! Not just his local group! Imagine how stressful that is.

Suns feels like that one nihilistic atheist guy with a big ego who overshares his opinions a lot and thinks the world sucks and has like unchecked anxiety.

But that’s probably just me hehe. I think Suns and Pebbles had fun being hateful little goons and then Srs dropped his depressing opinions which.. aren’t even fully wrong. Isn’t it sad. Pebbles ended up exactly in the way which srs described. Something he was so afraid of he gave himself the rot over </3

Suns is a silly goon to me. A critter I contain in my jar.

And yes!! I’d love to know what more Pebbles has to say about art and culture! Mmmm more content please yum yum!! His painting analysis was super cute.

[vvindication]

shakes your hand abt having an oc named vance. also can you tell me abt your oc vance (anything you want to hehe) i'm intrigued

hell yeah another Vance guy!!! make that three with another cyberpunk Vance I know! he's the dude featured on my pinned post <3 courtesy of @necro-hamster that piece still makes me insane

you've unleashed the flood gates I'm gonna info dump everything I can think of abt this man 👍

he's my V from Cyberpunk 2077 - a game I would not have touched with a ten foot pole if not for my aforementioned buddy Kris talking abt his own V Liam. theyre definitely heterosexual friends (not) (theyre dumb and complicated) heres them 💖💖💖

images out of the way, he's a nomad who ended up in Night City after his clan the Bakkers was disbanded into a larger group called Snake Nation that he didnt want any part of assimilating into. stuck out like a sore thumb with hardly any implants/modifications and went all out as soon as he got some money together. mostly to look pretty with the added benefit of blending in a bit better. not foolproof, still a weirdo

so so fucking stupid though. hot-blooded silly impulsive bitch whom I love so much. epitome of "would flip his car for a bit if it wouldnt kill him" (and damage his absolutely precious car). willing to put himself into mass amounts of danger for his friends because hes loyal to a fault, attributed to growing up in a place where everyone in the group was family. cant afford to with NC's common "selling people out" problems, but he's picky with who he trusts. even if that sometimes ends up being a former Arasaka bodyguard who definitely would have sliced him to bits had they run into each other earlier. (Goro Takemura) (hes obsessed with him)

I lied heres another Image. IMAGE BLAST

attention-whore and proud of it. criticism is more likely to make him double down on something rather than give it up because hes a tenacious little shit. clearly. because hes almost died so many times and still keeps crawling out somehow. has at least jumped+fallen through a window a good 20ish feet, been shot in the head, fried electronically by netrunning wizardry, so on so forth. many such cases. a bit par for the course considering the insane city he lives in but the man's stress levels have got to be off the charts

still heavily prefers being in the desert. he hates the city (AND the ocean. terrifies him) and only stays looking for a cure to the Relic problem and to stick by his friends who need him. if he had his way he'd run off with the Aldecaldos - a different nomad clan - into the sunset and never look back. unfortunately he is so so fucked so hes trudging around shitty paved streets instead until he figures something out or dies horribly

[oni-verse]

just here to blab cause i havent been having much fun drawing lately, and ive been sick a lot which is abnormal for me, and i got them chronic headaches,

but at least i can project thoughts on silly gay characters and pretend like theyre the main characters in the shows and movies i watch

reviewing past ideas this week since its nice when i dont have anything else i want to do. its nice to go back and see their beginnings again which is mostly just gil being unreadable and emotionally distant and cas being so desperate to keep gil in his life that he ignores all those red flags & pines painfully.

but i write pretty much everything down, so i have all those random thoughts like Domestic Moment #4306 and What If They Were Strangers, or the alternative, What If They Got Together Much Earlier. yknow how it goes. being my own fanfiction writer.

i like writing gil as being inexplicably alluring and its usually just because of small things like how he talks or his body language, on top of the fact he's tall and hot in a grungy way. and cas, even though he's gil's oldest friend, has such a hard time reading him because of gil's unique brand of being guarded (never being vulnerable or transparent). it all adds to the mystery and people (/cas) wanting to get in close for a chance to figure him out.

even in high school, cas wouldnt always be aware of what was happening in his best friend's life. gil's guardedness manifested in his teenage years as keeping the secret of his father's abuse, whether he was just scared of the consequences of others knowing, or he's embarrassed for his own circumstances, but cas' ability to look closely and be a friend without making gil feel bad about himself is part of why they were best friends. that, and cas being (at the time) a good cishet ally boy that respects his friends ;0

while this isnt what happens in their lil story, i do also like to consider what itd be like if cas was brave enough to recognize/act on the feelings he wouldnt admit he had for his friend, back when they were teenagers. cas thought he was straight for many years after high school, but i could also see a reality where ~ally~ cas becomes "experimenting doesnt inherently mean anything". hehe. would make their separation all the more heartbreaking for lil cas.

then, in a universe where they don't meet until theyre adults with separate lives, how that could look. like because of everything above, maybe it'd be expected that gil wouldn't give a person like cas a real chance, that he'd be especially difficult because the lack of history makes it that much harder to break down his walls. but then, what about exhausted gil, alone for the same reasons as usual, choosing it & all his connections with other people usually not extending beyond a single night. this guy, meeting someone who responds to gil's flirtation without going the obvious route and taking gil home for the same reason as everyone else-- but instead, just talks to him, and is oddly the nicest and easiest person to be around. gil's experiences creating expectations thatre shattered by a lil punky guy who doesn't make gil feel alone or like he's around for only one thing.

commitment-phobe gil meeting cas in his mid 20s and somehow agreeing to a date because his curiosity is honestly piqued by this surprise encounter. it seems like it shouldnt be shocking to have a decent conversation with a decent person, but a messy person can somehow manage to completely avoid any positive people. especially if they surround themselves with stoners, dealers, and club rats.

ive said it before but ig they really do have a "i can fix him" dynamic but it actually sorta works? gil isnt as messy, eventually lol. kinda the point.

but i love a circumstance of a guy being all "i don't do relationships, i don't believe in love, bachelor lyfe 4eva, ima fuck this whole city" and then going completely mushy because someone is patient and committed to him. gotchu now bitch... u DO relationship.. u DO believe in love, you are settling down and fucking one man only. i would say sorry but youre happy now bitch ✋caught in 4k

[namuneulbo]

week ninety-nine

so close.

monday and tuesday were nothing special.

wednesday i went thrifting and i found a cute top that makes me feel so bella swan and a cute dress that makes me feel so 2014 tumblr. i wore the top to the quiz in the evening.

thursday omg. my friends were doing a concert at the same bar as where the music quiz was held. i went there w a and on the walk there i ask her if we should go see the jazz concert afterwards as well and she was like:

"yes, of course, u know whos playing, right?"

WELL, i did in fact NOT KNOW but it just happened to be w on the drums. bro i was so excited. we went to see my friends concert and it was great and ended in a mosh pit so it was quite the change walking into the jazz gig afterwards.

they had already started playing when we go there but it was fine. we didnt get a close-up seat but i could stare at w from afar. it was funny bc when s arrived we just exchanged this glance of like:

"oh, we both know why IM here." the performance felt quite short but yk, we also arrived a little late. after the performance there was a jam, as per usual. w sat w his parents and some others, im assuming relatives, and also d (and k for a bit???).

yadayada i sat down w a, a, l and v closer to the front and then i saw w standing w´by the table l was sitting at but talking w b, k and t. i move over there since i knew it wouldnt be too obvious since me and l r friends. i barely look at him bc hes so close yk but UGHHHH he was like resting his hands on the table and leaning. idk how to describe it but yk standing but leaning and his sleeves were rolled up. dead.

anyways both c and l were leaving and i tried begging them to stay while w was there but they ended up just being like:

"no, girl, just talk to him instead."

i end up moving back to sit w a and l. a and v had left by now too. ws standing by himself and a immediately tells l to invite him over and he invites w to sit w us and points to a seat next to me. he sits down on the other available seat though lol i dont blame him since it was closer so it was more logical.

l and w talk briefly in-between watching the jam session and then w just drops a "i just realized i havent had any dinner today" and we start talking about going out to eat. we were discussing whether we should go to the grill or mcdonalds. mcdonalds is a bit outside of town and only the drive-thrus open that late but w did offer us going w him in his car but we ended up going to the grill. i wouldnt have minded sitting in his car though hehe.

me, a and l leave to go get our coats and w left behind for a bit to go pick up his cymbals and his bag. me and a freak out a tiny bit on my behalf before he joined us again. we left and i was so... omg? the entire walk there and i message l being like "OMGOMGOMG". on the way there w meets a bunch of ppl he knows and he starts play fighting w a. it was quite cute.

when we were nearing the grill i became ever so slightly more comfy to talk after i made a joke he laughed at. we were talking about how much food he could get if he just handed them his bag of cymbals and silly me said he could get lots of shrimps and rice. it sounds so dumb to like explain in such detail things i remember him or me saying but like,,, im gonna do it in detail anyways bc i want to remember it when im seventy and i look back at these posts (if tumblrs still a thing by then).

we all order food and he orders such a dad meal but ig its quite cute when he does it. we bonded over dips bc we had the same fav and the same least fav. we both love béarnaise and hate oriental lol. then b showed up and we invited him to eat w us so we had to wait longer so his food would be ready as well. i didnt mind ofc.

we started talking ab hans zimmer which led w to a passionate rant thanks to him being a zimmer fanatic. then that led to a film bro talk that initially made fun of how film bros act ab shots and stuff just for him to start doing exactly that dgjslkfj it was funny bc he was like listing famous movie scenes being like:

"and u know the story ab this shot, right?" until he reached one that we actually didnt know and he was like "oh okay then let me film bro real quick *proceeds to explain how that scene was shot*"

im afraid i really like film bros. i think its so cute when they get all passionate about it TT

i dont think ill go TOO into detail ab each tiny thing he said bc i already have a note in my phone of everything i remember TT am i manic?

we got our food and we went to campus to eat it. he went by the basement to put away his cymbals while us others went to the cafeteria. we went to sit down and a went to sit right next to me but l whispered like:

"no! move over! leave that seat empty!" wanting w to sit down next to me naturally. hes an ally ! anyways i did like a short joke ab how hed probably sit down on the opposite side and l laughed and was like "oh yeah, he probably will" and yup, he did. it was quite funny bc i havent told b i like w but if it wasnt obvious by now idk what.

we sat eating together for like an hour and i was so happy to get a reason to stare at him attentively wo it being weird bc yk,,, just watching him from afar and stuff can be pretty weird TT but like actually getting to have eye contact w him and stuff AHHHH!!!

b left first and us others were left sitting for a bit. i thought we were all going home until a whispers to me like "l, hes coming to the bar!!!" which was a big surprise bc like ive mentioned before, hes v rarely at the bar. hes been there more recently though which is fun.

we walk to the bar together and ahhh so happy hihi but we split up quite early on as he goes to his classmates and i felt to awkward to join him. after going outside rq i caught up w s for a bit before walking back in and joining w and some others who i knew. later we were left alone near the bar and bro it was so awkward and later a steals his cap and puts it on her head and i just awkwardly drop the worst line of my life:

"looking fresh."

i actually cant, ive been thinking ab it ever since... WHY TF WOULD I SAY THAT???

okay anyways i wanna forget ab it truly.

later on i joined a and her friends and omg... she asked me if she could wear my glasses and i let her and then she moved over to me and was like:

"i feel like a sexy substitute teacher," then she caresses my shoulder and chest and lightly grabs my shirt and goes:

"hm, u havent done ur homework~ what should we do about that~?"

AND BRO MY GAY ASS... i literally melted... that was like the hottest thing someones ever said and done to me. def up there w the time i cuffed me. she did apologize quickly for touching my chest but i said it was fine (WHICH IT VERY MUCH WAS!). then she pulled me into the bathroom and we talked for quite a while. shes so nice TT

when i got back w was gone.

next day, friday. we celebrate bs 18th bday. once getting to the bar we sit outside and i was so happy actually. like the conversation was so good and i was becoming the perfect level of drunk. i was sitting w my back towards the bar and c just looks at me and points behind me and mouths a quiet "look."

i turn around AND WHO DO I SEE? w. i literally look back in shock w my hand in front of my agape mouth and v goes:

"what, what happened?"

and i go like:

"omg, i havent told u i think" and i lean in and just "i like w" and then do little drum motions w my hand to like clarify which one i mean and his immediate reactions like "AIGHT, give me a minute" and he stands up. he was joking ofc and sat back down then genuinely asks me if i want him to wingman me. i consider it and i said he could go talk to him but dont like directly say i like him and he proceeds to go and talk to him twice i think?? it was funny. i told him he could wingman me next time for sure.

i never end up talking to w that night but i did end up telling a about it when i was walking around to bar to find him. i just walk up to her like:

"i was looking for w but he seems to have left."

then i proceed to tell her that i like him and thats why i was looking for him and her replys the cutest thing ever. she just starts telling me how im so cute and how hes so sweet and would be a great boyf and that i should so talk to him and AHHH I LOVE HER. feeding my delusions sm i love her. then she genuinely goes like:

"should we go look for him?"

i just tell her hes left bc i havent seen him but i told her quickly ab our little hangout from the day before and she was so excited ab it.

then nothing else of important note has happened this weekend. i dropped the story ab o to e and s. e on friday and s asked me ab it on saturday and it was so funny hearing ab him from their perspective. we all ended up agreeing that hes nice but def a bit,,,, weird and has some questionable traits.

ive been trying to figure out how to incorporate quotes into these texts wo it looking dumb and its so hard. i know how to use quotation marks in like,, fiction context but idk the proper grammar rules on how to use it while quoting ppl mid-story.

sotw: david bowie - criminal world

[pen-observing]

OH NOOO did you ditch ur job or lose it??:( either way, i hope you'll find a new one soon (if thats what u want)!! and good luck with ur exams ur gonna do amazing MWAH

FRRr characters liked dottore arw so inch resting on their own, why make them ooc.. when i said i can excuse ooc for a reason i meant smth like yknow, smth happened in the story that made him like this even tho in the current canon he wouldnt do it, yaknow. but ur so right omg like hes cruel, he prolly has an extremely dry and sassy humor and he just seems like he doesnt care about anyyhing other than experiments, but when scara implies that, hes angry that scara would say it. he also feels lonely, and he likes beijg a monsyer, and he hates it, and he *is* a monster, but he also is a gentleman. and hes a villain but also a child who was outcast out of his village. and hes arrogant yet still deep down craves recognition and understanding, and hes probably selfish - in a way he wants to take and take, and not give any feelings in return (hes not used to them and wouldnt know how to show them), but he craves love so mucb actually methinks. even tho he wpuld make a bleh sound if u told him so hehe also im a touch-starved dottore believer

oh dont force urself to write please!! take care, focus on your exams and other works u wanted to finish. as i said i dont eanna pressure u into writing👉🏻👈🏻 it'd be lovely if you did, i'm so excited about u writing dottore again, but u dojt have to do it<3

- dottore anon

I finished by exams in the same week i graduated!! I am just a fresh graduate looking for a silly little job to pay some bills and to buy dottore merch since i have none right now asjkdakl

Thank you so much for everything you have said!! I think that characters like Dottore who appeared in pivotal genshin scenes are either overly analysed or taken for granted as just a collection of 3 things tops that rotate aksdka. LIKE I NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS GRANDPA WHO IS OLDER THAN SCARAMOUCHE LIKE PLEASE. I just want to inhale him like I inhale popcorn.

A fic where the reader keeps bugging dottore while he works asking him about his views on love and life and etc. sounds very fun..... i did have the idea of how dottore would react when reader cries but it came to me when i was sleepy and was gone a soon as i woke up SAKJDA

[arlecchno]

YES HELLO IM VERY HAPPY TO BE GETTING BACK TO SENDING ASKS MORE OFTEN HEHE - tbh for some reason im fairly good at manifesting dreams because ive noticed for me personally if im thinking about something a bunch before falling asleep theres a pretty big chance that , if i have a dream that night , itd be about the thing i think about , and surprise surprise .. i think about genshin a lot so ive had my fair share if genshin or genshin related dreams , in order of appearance , ive seen: xiao , thoma , childe & scaramouche , albedo & kaeya & diluc & jean , and ofc haitham and kaveh ! sometimes i think about how alhaitham would act towards me as well and , dude , i do NOT think he would tolerate my bullshit whatsoever HAHAH like maybe hed tolerate me in the beginning but once i get comfy its the end of that whole relationship because im incredibly annoying and loud .

im passionate for so many of these silly funky little shits in genshin man , all my friends know me for being a kazuha lover too 😭😭 THE FIRST TIME I WORE A RING TO SCHOOL THEY ALL JOKED ABOUT ME “finally marrying kazuha” LMFAO —

HELL YEAH VALIDATION FOR MY STUPID PORTRAYAL ‼️‼️ there was actually a part where haitham had to explain the joke to kaveh here imma type it out —

k: who are you calling a fool you scoundrel ?? also its so not true that he could beat me in a fight

and then the note from the kaveh rper: “bros DENYING it but we all know alhaitham solos”

a: once again , kaveh , denial is a river in the desert .

k: seriously i dont understand you sometimes alhaitham whatever youre trying to explain doesnt make any sense -

a: its a kind of word play , kaveh — see this is why i call you a fool — you do know what the nile river is , correct ? i wouldnt be that surprised if you didnt though .

k: i obviously know what the nile river is - I just dont understand the word play your implying [crosses his arms in "I won't stop posing like this til I get an answer”] (exact words from the kaveh LMFAO)

a: “the nile” and the word “denial” sound similar .

i was hanging on by a T H R E A D when i made haitham make that jokes because on one hand it is SO not a thing he would say but on the other … its funny . and since it was practically a crack taken serious rp i was like fuck it why not . hopefully i managed to stay in character LOL .

holding my hands out rn please diluc …. literally trading my hutao for any dilucs i can get rn HAHAH

asters name isnt even their original one lmfao , they adopted it when they settled into mond because well , cant have anyone knowing you were an ancient khaenriahn soldier yaknow . their original name (now their legal last name) is stigandr which means wanderer in old norse , and before you say anything about it , i made aster way before scara was announced playable so it is merely coincidence . the name aster was chosen for them for actually a multitude of reasons , them being that it means “star” , the fact that its a flower in mondstadt , and that i actually also used to go by that name as well !

they arent exactly besties with kaeya , infact their permanent residence is actually dawn winery so .. i imagine you know where this is going HAHAH - based off of my own personal relationship with kaeya , aster absolutely DESPISED him at first , not in any serious way but like “this bitch is annoying as hell” and its totally a slowburn friendship . when they both eventually became good enough friends , aster helped the ragbros reconcile . i like to think aster also has a sibling like relationship with diluc (hear me out , the fucking angst possibilities with this that i wont elaborate on rn , maybe later if youre interested) and is like debating on marrying kaeya platonically so that they can be legal siblings LOL

COTTON CANDY IS GREAT YESS my school sells different flavors other then the red and blue and my gods the mint and hot chocolate flavors are delicious -

we can be weird together h , because ME TOO ive been obsessed with him ever since i saw him . like at first it was gender envy and then i saw his personality and just fell immediately . heizou please marry me -

oh thats cool ! i think its nice that you finished the stuff bc now you can kinda relax in that aspect of your life right ? :D good luck with your future studies though lmfao -

OMG YOURE GONNA SAY GOODBYE TO BRICK WALL WINDOW ? congratulations !! i also have that problem with my stuff , so much of my shit has a lot of sentimental meaning and i refuse to throw them out hahah

LMAO the one inch away from going insane is so me . oof though , driving …. shivers …… i dont think id be ready to drive ever lmao ive driven , like , a go kart before (it kinda felt like a real car man .. it had doors and everything) and that was like borderline terrifying .

i meaaan .. i never said you couldnt be biased but yeah understandable ! kazuha would be a wonderful roomie . hes also one of my top candidates for if i had to room w a genshin character . the other 2 on the top 3 podium are thoma and heizou hahah - mostly heizou though , i love him and would love his opinion on my multitude of theories regarding various media , and i would totally try to get him to obsess over things with me hehe , we also have similar taste in food based off his lines lmao . anyways before i go off and write an essay on 100 reasons me and heizou are compatible together im going to cut myself off LMFAO - i do agree that even some of our favs would be absolutely insufferable to room w , i too would avoid rooming w scara unless he signed a contract not to yell or be too mean to me because like . i WOULD cry . unless we were friends beforehand i guess . same with alhaitham - like im kinda into his personality and how he wouldnt sugarcoat anything but id rather not start sobbing infront of him yknow lolol

my exploration progress is .. well not very much honestly ! ive only maxxed out one subsection of mondstadt because im just too lazy to do exploration , and no reward can get me to walk around for an extended period of time , especially because im practically blind id be walking around in circles for like 5 minutes looking for a fucking oculi that was underground and/or above me 😭😭 (this literally happened to me so many times) my story progress is decent i guess ? im slightly behind on my archon quests but thats because i want to drag my friend into commentating on it with me because its funny - im on the second act of the sumeru quests rn , the one where were psychologically abusing setaria /j my main genshin team is kaeya , albedo , xiao , and kazuha ! its not as elementally balanced as id like , but they are my sillies and dont have the heart to replace any of them yet

i hope youre day has been well too ! (even though im like pretty sure you usually respond to my asks at like 6am) id have sent my last response earlier if academics werent fucking me over so much (semi exaggeration) LMFAO

questions questions ! whats your favorite kind / flavor of chocolate ? or pastry if you dont like / cant have chocolate ? (can you tell im planning something lol .)

— jellyfish

HELLO HELLO YOU!!! i've finally got to answer your ask i'm terribly sorry that it's been a while 😢😢😢😢

i think if i had your abilities to dream about the things i think about a lot i'd be having the time of my life bro... my dreams are so random like did you know last night i dreamt about having two of my teeth fall out and how they were absolutely GINORMOUS for no reason? i woke up thinking they actually fell out and had to check myself and look around my bed to see if there were any teeth there,, truly a weird new experience/fear i will literally cry if i lose a single tooth

not the married to kazuha allegations!!!! whenever someone mentions about my kazuha obsession i'd humbly take it as both a proud moment and an embarrassment for me because yes! i love kazuha will all my heart! but am i that lonely that i resort to the comfort of a pixel character...? maybe that's why i'm a writer now /j (I'M JUST KIDDING this is how i usually view myself as a kazuha enjoyer LMAO/)

also THAT BIT OF YOUR RP TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭😭 me and kaveh twins fr we would be SO clueless when it comes to jokes about wordplay,, even if this was a rp i think this would be canon in a modern au because i can actually see haitham as someone who can joke when he feels like it and when he does,, it's just him making this 😐 face while he explains the joke and kaveh being like 😠🤨 at first and then 😧 when he finally gets it. and then haitham is just there waiting for kaveh's foul comments and retorts.... okay i've clearly gotten ahead of myself with this LOL

please trade with your hu tao. i've been trying to pull for her but she's not even bothered to come home to me smh this is the third lantern rite yet i still don't have her 😔

and WOW!!! the depth to aster's name is honestly fascinating :0 it's nice to see that you've given them a solid background while still stringing them with the genshin lore that's just so incredible!! also them being a permanent residence of dawn winery. i can imagine the pure chaos it is getting along with ragnvindr brothers (or attempt to, at least) but their development with aster sounds great!!!! i definitely see aster being someone they'd lean to eventually. would love to see how they all first met though LMAO aster and kaeya would have so many awfully idiotic banters and diluc's just.... there watching them argue like teenagers

yes!!! finals have always been a pain for me because they're the most important part of your grade so i'm definitely relieved it's now over,, though my results weren't what i had expected i could care less at this point,, and yes unfortunately i am gonna say goodbye to my brick wall view 😔 i no longer get to enjoy the blissful view from my window, staring into the beautiful void of my neighbour's wall </3 driving is gonna be such a terrifying experience for me . let's hope i don't crash into a tree like my cousin did a few years back.... haha.....

glad we're on the same page with the roommate thing!!! i'm quite embarrassed to say that i had forgotten about thoma because.... he's literally the perfect roommate. bro's a housekeeper, he knows EVERYTHING about household stuff... and bro's a total malewife too i can't believe i didn't consider him at the time

oh i HATE when oculis are underground and you're just above thinking that it was there... sumeru is very pretty but the underground areas are such a hassle to explore smh!!!

albedo.... man i'm so upset that i still don't have him 😭 had to skip his last rerun because i have already milked all of my primos for cyno (and his weapon but,,, unfortunately elegy came home instead . two. fucking. times.) and i thought about rolling for him since there were many speculations of him having a possible rerun next patch.

i seriously believed it because khoi (albedo's eng va) was hosting the 3.5 livestream but then shenhe and ayaka suddenly appeared for the upcoming batch...???? (not to mention cyno too?!?! this dude had his banner 5 months ago!) my life literally flashed before my eyes . guess i've got to wait for the next winter patch or something for him 💔

don't worry about your team not being elementally balanced.... haha.... you should see my friendship team. i really just slap on whatever character i haven't maxxed out their friendship lvl yet and call it a day

don't worry about not sending me asks on time!!! it's important to focus on irl stuff so it's fine to do whatever. i, too, have quite been neglecting this blog this month due to personal stuff 😢😢😢 take all the time you need!

to answer your question... i don't exactly enjoy chocolate. I MEAN i like it but not for a long period of time eating it,, i'd get all queasy and shit 😭 i do enjoy milk chocolate and white chocolate though, they're the least that could make me sick

as for pastries,,, this is seriously hard considering how insanely obsessed i am with pastry goods 😔 every time i pass by a cafe or a bakery i always fight the urge to head in and buy every single pastry there is because THEY'RE ALWAYS SO GOOD!!! if i had to choose...... donuts. you can never go wrong with them . also cinnamon rolls definitely secures in second place. overall i'm just a really dedicated puff pastry enjoyer i hope i can learn how to bake one day (i tried cooking an egg and almost burnt the kitchen down)

i hope my replies this time aren't too long for you to read 😢😔 i'm making up for the times i've gone missing so if you read until here then that's nice of you,, i'm a real rambler if given the opportunity.

question!!!! what's your current favourite song :0

hope you're having a wonderful day today, don't forget to rest well 😙🪐🤍

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MICKEY U R SPOILING ME SO BAD … every single one of these thoughts fed me / watered my crops / etc etc. my master plan has worked <333 i got a bunch of super cute super real hcs for free!!!

i read this while drinking my silly lil cup of coffee right after waking up like i was reading the morning newspaper LMAOO i was smiling the whole time!!! talking to u is so funnn but also we really are just enabling each others obsessions arent we mickey 😭😭 …. very real of us i think

BUT HELLO????? I CANT BELIEVE U STARTED WRITING IN SEPTMEBER WDYMMMM ….. HOW R U ALREADY SO CRAZY GOOD ….. thats such a cool coincidence though bc im pretty sure i started posting my writing sometime around september!! or maybe august … either way im telling u we’re linked!!!

im so glad ur doing well too mickeyyyy 🥺🥺 and having fun writing!! as u should hehe. also SAMEEE uve made the writing process soso fun for me too <333 still going crazy over knights and princes etc etc. that vampire!reader x dumb sweetie!gojo thing u posted is also just rotting in my brain atp

AND MICKEYYYY U R LITERALLY SO COOL TO ME WHAT……… U LOVE MOVIES? UR A CINEPHILE?. plEAASSEE teach me ur ways i want to be a movie guy SO fucking bad but i have no clue where to start 😭😭😭 i kinda just live under a rock i think. i dont know anything abt actors or directors… I WANT TO THOOOUGHH…..

its so reassuring to know u love fight club also. i feel like super duper popular movies can be hits or misses but i trust ur taste 100%!!!!!! just from what ive seen i feel like i’d like it so maybe ill watch it sometime soon!!! im a chronic procrastinator when it comes to stuff like this tho 😭😭 i feel like thats part of the problem ……

aaaa but!! one thing i can say is that i DID absolutely love glass onion!!! knives out is still my fave of the two but both were so so good …….. i looked up the director of the holmes movies but i dont think ive watched any of his other works T_T

i honestly couldnt tell u what my taste in movies is either ….??? i love musicals a ton and i like . detective movies…. mystery movies…. i also love the ghibli movies but im trying to think of non-animated movies rn…. i WANT to say i can get behind pretty much anything but im so sensitive to horror and scifi and some psycholgical tropes WHICH LIKE…. definitely eliminates a lot of good movies 😭😭 i have no idea where to find movies to watch either <///3

(BUT ON THAT NOTE : I WOULD LOOOOVE TO SEE UR LETTERBOXD PLSPLSPLS I AM BEGGING ON MY HANDS AND KNEES………. i trust ur taste like i trust nothing else mickey pls show me the way 🙇‍♂️)

aaaa but anyways!!!! EVERYTHING U SAID ABT SASHISU IS SO REAL SO TRUE ……. giggled to myself reading it u just Get them. our silly little guys <33

PLEASEEE THE ARI/MICKEY/SASHISU MOVIE NIGHTS WOULD GO CRAZY WOULDNT THEY………. sugu giving everyone a death stare, gojo talking while the movie’s playing, mickey doing the same thing but only to share insightful commentary (gojo is talking just to talk LMAO)…..  and then me + shoko just sitting there in silence bc shes fully enjoying the chaos and im still trying to figure out whats going on in the movie PSBDBDBDB……. ”wait im lost whos that guy again?” cue 10 minute mickey/sugu exposition <3

BUT;;;;; SUGU HOLDING UR HAND DURING THE MOVIE…. RESTING HIS HAND ON UR THIGH …….. (explodes) mickey r u trying to kill me HES SOOOOOO…….. huffing a bit when he keeps missing ur popcorn-hungry hands…… gripping ur thigh loosely just bc he wants to feel u. watching ur reaction to the movie out of the corner of his eye…. i would give him the world

UR FEEDING ME W THE SHOKO CRUMBS TOO watching crime stuff w her would be sososo fun!! 🥺🥺 she would know Way too much abt it LOL…. and HELP u watching that as a kid 😭😭 thats so funny ur poor mom U WERE SO REAL FOR IT THO dont let the haters get u down <33

and abt the office!! i think shoko would find michael funny tbh. maybe has a bit of a soft spot bc hes gojocoded LOL but bc of that she has to act like she doesnt like him. more than anything tho i think she’d like pam !! :) shoko is just so gay to me im sorry i just KNOW she sees a pretty woman on screen and grows immediately attached <333

IM SO GLAD U SEE THE GOJO/MUSICAL VISION…… mickey if u want to watch a super good musical i recommend ”the guy who didnt like musicals” its very meta and very funny and the songs are sososo good the whole thing is on yt ull like it i promise 🙏🙏 def the one musical i’d recommend for ppl who arent super into the genre!!

ah but. u rly are trying to kill me arent u….. GOJO TRYING TO MAKE U LAUGH N SMILE BY SINGING HHGGGGHHG.. SOB……. hes the sweetest cutest ever ever ever how could u do this to me…….. 😭😭😭😭 its embarrassing how whipped i am hes so. hes just so. just wants to see u smileeeee god please save me from the grip this fictional man has on my psyche

AND OFC UR SO RIGHT ABT HIM TOO when it comes to reality tv he is always on the side of Women <333 our feminist king. "what a dick i would never i would never baby" BAHDHSHD U GET HIM SO WELL I CAN HEAR HIS VOICE…

and and!! WATCHING SPORTS W HIMMMM gosh that would be so fun ur right. he would get so heated so quickly PSBDJD i feel like he would get instantly infected by ur enthusiasm 😭😭😭 hes a cutie a sweetie etc etc. cheers for ur favorites and gets mad on ur behalf if they lose <333 then he switches up LOL ”i wouldnt have failed you like that” who does he thinks he is (affectionate)….

AND AND AND… UR FAVE MOVIES…… GRRRRRR I JUST KNOW U HAVE THE BEST TASTE MICKEY IM SO JEALOUS 💔💔💔 ive been meaning to watch everything everywhere all at once but im a lil scared of scifi-ish plots 😭😭 IM SUCH A SCAREDY CAT U DONT GET IT ……… BUT i have watched into the spiderverse <333 and obv i loved it !!

OHHH AND U LIKE ACTION MOVIES!! i lovelovelove action but i dont have much experience watching action movies that arent animated (so if u 👀👀 have any recs 👀👀👀…. i am begging for crumbs)

MICKEY I TREASURE OUR LONG RB CONVOS SM U DONT GET IT 🙏🙏🙏 they bring me sm joyyy i was gonna reply to the poetry thread right after this but since ur here anyways i figured ill just continue it on this thread so u dont have to jump back n forth <;33 this really does feel like we’re two soldiers drafting each other letters during a long war PDJDKBFBF

ok but 9-5 aside THAT GENUINELY SOUNDS SO FUN TO ME……… i think i would love to just do monotonous tasks like that <33 n a book warehouse!! thats so nice!!!!!! i hope u survive the work hours and find smth that fits u better though. im cheering u on!!!! <3

i hope u end up liking the book u buy too!!! so far siken’s only collections are crush and war of the foxes but again; both r super good!! plsplspls tell me if u find any poems at all that u like i’d love to read them!! im currently hunting down this One poem in my image folder bc it reminded me a bit of the one u sent me and i think ud really like it!! :3

AND OFC i agree w everything u said abt de and harry <333 I WAS THE SORRY COP TOO PSJFKDK but on my second run i tried apocalypse cop bc i think its so unbelievably funny. harry will literally say shit like ”the great bloodletting will befall us all” and kim is just like ”ok.” PDNDKD I LOVE THEM I DOOO….

CUNO AND CUNOESSE TOO ohhh mickey…. empathy was my main skill when i first played and i was SO invested in cuno i love him sm :( i feel so bad for him. hes also just the funniest character in the game i think pdbfkdkd HARRY EXCLUDED…

and on that note the quotes u picked out PLSSSS mickey theyre so good…… ”major narc. (point to yourself)” I LOVVEEEE HIMMM SOOO…… ”i would like to sleep on gold. hustler-style.” <- found this one in my de folder too hes so silly <33 AND THE ENTIRE BLOATED CORPSE CONVO FUCKING EATS god i love it sm. its so good. that quote goes so hard im keeling over (“i remember nothing.” as a response too……… whewwwww)

^ MICKEY????????? U CANT SAY THIS AND EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE IM GOING INSANE IM BITING AT MY SCREEN IM GOING RABID i know ive said it at least thrice but like. words cant express how fucking hyped i am for the next parts. im so in love w ur knight its unfair u truly dont understand how insane they make me :(( ohhh the burden of being a knight of being a weapon of being disposable…. i am THINKING

aaaa and ur fave games!!!!!!! GREAT taste i havent played any of them myself (yet!!) but my friends love them and ive heard nothing but good things!!! been meaning to play the last of us…. one of these days ill get to it for sure (<- chronic procrastinator)

i forgot to mention it last time but another rec i have (that i think ud really like!!) is slay the princess… BIG disco elysium vibes. i dont wanna say too much bc its best to experience blind but!! the art and designs are super good, its funny and interesting and has a lot of cool horror, AND : it has BIG ihtctaot vibes. at least to me!! either way its super duper good, i promise <33

AND AND ANDDDD LASTLY… i would LOVE to get some soundtrack recs R U KIDDING……. i absolutely loveeee listening to different instrumentals but i only rly do it for video games or anime (THE JJK S2 SOUNDTRACK…. whewwwww) so i’d love some movie soundtracks recs!!!! 🥺

u r teaching me so much genuinely!!!! i love how we’re just talking abt different art we love <333333 sending a big kiss directly to ur forehead

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ari<33 how was your day? how is it going? tell me tell me!! MY QUESTION IS what movies would be your movies with gojo n geto n shoko?? like something you're both always down to watch

i just thought about this bc i put jackass on for background noise (a totally normal thing to do i know) and i realized that jackass would absolutely be something me n gojo would bond over lmao i think he'd find it so funny and he'd react to everything sooo dramatically like he's crawling backwards over the couch he's gagging he's crying he's laughing and he will most definitely wanna fucking try some of the stunts............................ he's stupid and i love him

- @softgirlgonehaywire

MICKEY !!!!!!!! hihihi!!!!!!!!! so happy to see u here hehe. my day was good!!! 🌻🌻🌻 im trying to take advantage of my uni break to read and write a bunch!!! which is super fun :D i wanna check out more of ur stuff sometime soon too !!!!

what abt u mickey?? did u do anything fun??? i hope ur day was (or is!!) super duper lovely <33

AAAA AND. thats the cutest question ever im losing it im biting at the walls tysm for indulging my sashisu obsession….. this got long u have been warned ‼️

FIRST OF ALL i just wanna say i havent watched jackass so i cant comment as much as i want to 😔😔😔 bUT i trust u and agree w everything u say yep yep !!!! AND i 100% agree that gojo would do movie stunts w u THATS SO CUTE 😭😭 he would do the most complicated dangerous stunt just to impress u <333 and then break his ankle. and force u to nurse him back to health it was on purpose :/

ahhh but!!!! honestly mickey i dont watch as many movies as id like to……. (PLS GIVE ME RECS 🙏🙏🙏) i have some faves and genres that i love tho!! so here r just some general thoughts :3

gojo is canonically down to watch basically anything so i feel like we would hunt down the most awful/low quality/unintentionally hilarious movies we can n just lose it laughing. ALSO…. im not super into reality tv but i think gojo would LOVE that shit. obsessed w it. i would watch his silly little reality tv shows just to make him happy <333 i feel like he would have genuine beef w people on the show too PHDKDJD LIKE DAMN IS IT REALLY THAT SERIOUS… but it is. he’s out for blood.

….. also this is me being self indulgent lets be clear but: some part of me thinks gojo would love musicals <33 its the would-be theatre kid in him. i love and cherish the legally blonde musical and i know he would too. he sings along obnoxiously loud which would be super funny if he was tone deaf but sadly he has a beautiful voice LMAOO

NOW as for shoko …… she loves horror movies. loves them loves them. i think she’d actually prefer really bad horror movies though. bc she thinks the over-the-top effects are so funny… either way im suffering bc im a scaredy cat LOL. but i feel like she’d like that too <33 (i would cry and she would comfort me by explaining how splattered brains ACTUALLY look and that would make me cry more)

AH ALSO … i have literally no idea where this came from and its not a movie but!! i think shoko would be unreasonably obsessed w the office. its her hyperfixation. we would binge it together all the time <33 my favorite is michael but she would compare him to gojo (objectively correct comparison) and i would no longer be able to see him the same way

and then for sugu…….. he’s so pretentious mickey. i just know he is. ONLY watches good movies. if u ask nicely he’ll watch a bad movie w u but will silently judge it + ur taste the whole time i hate him. (i dont.) idk i just feel like he has way too much to say abt fight club and the godfather PSBDJBF TELL ME U SEE THE VISION…. will lowkey mainsplain them to u but its sugu so i think its fine <33

but jokes aside i think sugu just has Good taste. beyond the mainstream toxic man movies (and even w those i think he has genuinely good and interesting takes he’s simply Perfect)… i feel like he has a wide selection of lesser known movies that are actually really really good and he shares them w u <3 and gatekeeps them from everyone else im thinking like old monochrome french movies w really interesting plots …. indie gems …. etc etc.

but as i said im not knowledgeable abt movies at ALL so i think id just have to trust his taste n watch them w him 😭😭 i cant decide if he’s the type to pause the movie every two minutes to explain something or give u side eye if u talk while its playing PDBDJDJ EITHER WAY… i love him.

OH BUT BUT BUT …. i think sugu would love mystery movies a lot!!! and they r my favorites ever ever ever. i love knives out & the 2009 sherlock holmes movies so i would force him to watch them w me. thankfully theyre super good so we’d both be happy :) yeah.

if u pay attention while reading u can tell the exact moment i started getting carried away i think PDBDJD THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION MICKEY ….. so fun to think abt. if u have any more thoughts on what u and gojo would watch PLS tell me i am itching to know 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

man by the nature of the circles i follow i generally don't see a lot of takes from izzy stans, but both the notes of the post you reblogged and the original twitter thread just make them look like their izzy brainworms have destroyed their reading comprehension and situational awareness. 'hehe there's two ways u could take that' clearly only one was intended. 'ur so right izzy is fucking blackbeard and he can build a pillowfort' YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING. the show's creator is annoyed enough to actually voice some push back against the racist idea that history's greatest tactician needs this wet purse dog of a man to do basic tasks. these people really said 'i'm gonna ignore the actual issue being pointed out here and make this about my blorbo and my ship instead' and i don't know how anyone like this is gonna get through season two when they find out izzy isn't the main character they think he is.

ok tbh as amused as i am at the interpretation of that tweet as david jenkins getting so annoyed abt people thinking ed is an incompetent imbecile and is tweeting “ed knows how to build a blanket for on his own for fuck’s sake” i dont actually know how much of The Discourse david’s seen or if he’s aware of how many ppl genuinely believe shit like “izzy is the brains behind blackbeard.” it’s possible he just logged onto twitter and saw that tweet at the top of his mentions or whatever (idk how twitter works) and was just casually like “wtf obviously ed can build a fort by himself” and it’s not meant as an @ at any particular fans. and quite frankly i wouldnt want it to BE an @ at any fans. as toxic as parts of this fandom are, if david or any other showrunners started directly @ing people like “hey your headcanon is racist” it would only make shit worse. if i was a writer for ofmd i frankly wouldve stopped looking at ofmd twitter after a month bc it got so choked with rampant racism and it would make me go insane. like i hope jenkins et al have some distance from the fandom discourse for their own sake.

BUT ANYWAY about the izzy fans. as much as i personally am an ed stan first and a human being second i DO understand why izzy fans would make the joke abt “oh so youre saying izzy is having sex with blackbeard AND he knows how to build a blanket fort?” and i also think the majority of izzy fans KNOW theyre making a silly joke. like they know what david is actually saying. as far as im aware Not All Izzy Fans are the type to believe the “izzy is the brains behind blackbeard” headcanon so im not gonna assume every fan making this joke are doing so to intentionally downplay/ignore ed’s intelligence. i think a lot of them are just making a joke abt their favorite blorbo and while yeah i think the main focus should be on MY blorbo and how smart he is, this joke is so low on the list of shitty things ive seen izzy fans do that im basically just like. eh. whatever. definitely SOME of the ppl making this joke are the type to think ed is stupid and who warp the whole show to focus on izzy but i have no idea who or many so im not gonna worry about it. the joke is kinda annoying to me but im ALSO kind of stretching the tweet jokingly to be like “David Jenkins HIMSELF said that izzy is a useless first mate” (which i DO believe, but im not gonna use this tweet as proof that dj himself confirmed it)

that being said i dont think it’s a funny joke bc izzy obviously has never gotten laid before in his life and also izzy’s never experienced any joy so he obviously DOESNT know how to build a fort. and also of course youre right that there are izzy fans who will not be able to cope with the next season of the show not treating izzy like a special little main character but again this tweet is a single line from david abt a silly headcanon im not gonna get mad at ppl for not using it as a talking point abt racist fandom discourse. idk if david meant that line to be lighthearted or not so im not gonna take it too seriously except to say that ed’s blanket fort had better structural engineering than half the boats he’s ever raided. if the Revenge came under attack or if a huge storm blew through, stede’s cabin would be a disaster but the blanket fort would be completely unharmed

[seongwhy]

ateez reaction to their female friend sitting on their lap in a car

picture this: car ride, no more seats, you are one of the members friends so why not sit on their lap, ride is very bumpy

seonghwa

hes sweating. as soon as you agree to sit on his lap (not his idea - thanks wooyoung) he immediately feels his body heating up. he doesnt know where to put his hands and doesnt want to make you uncomfortable. but after a bit he gets used to it and just casually tries to rest his arms on your legs. but then the bumps start and hes shocked, dazed, confused, scared. he can feel your ass in those jeans bumping against his crotch. he feels his boner grow and hes muttering under his breath "oh god no" "pls god if you love me". hes blushing and doesnt know what to do. tbh I can see this going one of two ways 1. you feel his boner and ask him tf is up and he starts dirty talkin you bc yolo this is happening why not do something about it or 2. he "accidentally" throws you off of him onto mingi and pushes his bag onto his lap while avoiding eye contact and turning as red as a tomato

either way hed probably come to terms with his needs and fuck you once you reach your destination

hongjoong

i.......he.......you....... as soon as you sit on his lap hes //worried//. hes big eye blushing emoji (yall know what I'm talking abt). hes !!!!!!! and ¿¿¿¿¿ all at the same time. and when the bumps start hes SCARED. I feel like you always made him feel some type of way but he never realized it nor did anything about it. but, with you on his lap it's like hes just been awakened. finally the constant teasing by his members about your "relationship" makes sense. he finally gets it. he immediately regrets offering you to sit on his lap. hongjoong will awkwardly cough and laugh and is too scared to talk to you so once you start making conversation he shrivels up. hes normally very confident and cuddly and open so you're very confused. you're used to his arms around u at all times and now hes put his arms at his sides. you ask if hes okay and he looks at you with wide eyes and an open mouth and his voice cracks as he answers yes. you raise an eyebrow and bring his arms around your waist and rest your head on his shoulder. hongjoong is uhm how shall we say.... in love. hes shocked but then crumbles in your presence and confesses to you later !!!

yunho

yunho would be very excited about you sitting on his lap. hes very goofy and happy so hed be very silly and play around with you. yunho would wrap his arms around you and toss you back and forth and pinch your cheeks and the car would be filled with his hearty laugh and your sighs in annoyance (youre smiling but he cant see that) ((he knows)). when the bumps start coming hed get a little shooken up but ignore the feeling of your body on his and instead hed tickle you until you're crying from laughter and seonghwas yelling at both of you for kicking his seat and being too loud. youd try and read a book or sleep but yunho wouldnt let you. youd feel his hands on your arms and watch as he moves the limbs around. hed use your arms to smack a poor sleeping yeosang sitting next to you. overall a fun ride but hes scared of what's gonna happen on the way back (spoiler alert: boner town)

yeosang

when the idea of you sitting on his lap comes to, he just kinda nods and let's you get comfortable and then goes on his phone. hes very nonchalant about it. however when the road gets bumpy, he lifts his head from his phone and looks at you. he'll look you up and down and watch your body tits bounce. he watches as your arms shoot out to balance yourself when theres a particularly bad bump and he watches as you turn to him when he wraps his arms around your waist to keep you steady. you lean into each other and probably share a little kiss before getting noticed by mingi and pulling away. you talk a little bit about what's going to happen later and spend the rest of the ride sharing earbuds. pure

san

giggly boy!!!!! smiley!!! hehehehehehe the entire time!!! every bounce summons a hehe from him. every time you look back at him with a 'what the fuck' look on your face he just giggles again!!! once you say "nah fuck this enough of this shit" and go to unbuckle the seat belt around you two to go sit on another members lap, he starts whining and wraps his arms around you and BEGS you to stay. he pouts and baby talks "pwease y/n PWEASE DONT LEAVE" causing you to roll your eyes and hit his shoulder but you lean back into him. you cant say no to this giggly baby.

mingi

talks to you the whole time. mostly bc hes just trying to occupy himself with any other thought than your ass on his thighs. he doesn't really know where to put his hands so he just starts playing with your hair?? makes braids and distracts himself from the bumpiness of the road making your body grind up against his. he chokes when you move against him trying to make yourself more comfortable. when you decide you need to sleep and stop talking to him he cannot handle it. probably looks to his right to mouth "help me hyung" to san as he smirks and covers a laugh. you eventually notice his raging hard on and need to ask what is happening. it's up to you what happens next ;)

wooyoung

no shame in this boy. as soon as you sit on his lap, all his worries of staying friends fly out the window. he starts off with dirty jokes and bad pick up lines which have you laughing and joking with him (youre blushing a lil dont lie to yourself). he then wastes no time in wrapping his arms around you and massaging your thighs. he moves your hair to one side of your shoulders and sticks his head in the crook of your neck. he'll lick and suck and blow in your ear. wooyoung will whisper sweet nothings into your ear and move you up and down his lap. he fucks you at the very first rest stop. i mean he has needs, and who is he to even try and deny them? no shame

jongho

he really doesnt know what to do. like yeosang, he’ll most likely just ignore you, but he’s genuinely freaking out on the inside. a girl, is on his lap???? what kinda clownery is this???? so instead of talking to you, he talks to his hyungs. instead of looking at you, he looks outside. instead of putting his hands on you, they’re resting behind his head. he realizes whats happening to his body when the road gets bumpy and just tries his best to ....ignore....it. when you catch on to his ignorance and turn to look at him, he sees your head moving and immediately pretends to be asleep. yunho, whos sitting next to you, notices all this and taps you on the shoulder to tell you about jonghos considerably long lasting crush, to which he receives a slap on the arm by the seemingly “sleeping” jongho