#hehe me and my little rizzle bear

[euthymiya]

“Honestly, Wriothesley. You can’t go to the Palais with your tie looking like that.”

“And why’s that, sweetheart?”

“Because it’s hardly professional enough for a duke to have such a loose fitting tie! It’s almost like you don’t know how to tie one.”

“Oh, and if I don’t? Would you care to do it for me?”

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

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TG: kay then TG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. W-H-to-tha-izzat d-ya wiznant me 2 say TG: fo` you ta autobelieve 'n 

GG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. Hmm. GG, betta check yo self: Everyth'n, I guess. I'd like ta git completely up ta spee', if possible. 

TG: yeah TG: but TG fo all my homies in the pen: im pretty sure i alreadizzle said spendin' TG: want me ta jizzust TG: sayit all again..... 

GG: Some reiteration certainly couldn't hurt. GG: But dis time I won't wizzay so H-to-tha-izzard ta sizzay tha fantastical from tha plausible. 

TG: so like TG: stuffs i sizzay about mah mizzle or 

GG: Sizzay. 

TG: ok well fors tarta TG with the S-N-double-O-P: sizzy really be tha notable author u kizzy 

GG: Oh, I kniznow that! GG: That was alwizzles sum-m sum-m I hiznad no triznouble doggy stylin', consider'n the public documentation even reclusive celebrizzles receive. GG: N frankly, tha familizzle resizzle be obvious. 

TG: yup 

GG: Anyway, it wizzle be disingenuoizzles if I found your relation far fetched, since wizzy all apparently related ta noteworthy thugz. It's jiznust one of thizzle funny th'n. 

TG: true dat TG: then TG: wizzy elze can i rap 'bout TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. liznike playa occolt majyyks n stuff TG: coz i dizzy know a whole lot 'bout tha miznayjjykks TG: besides th fizzle thizzay thizzle all real as shizzle ciznan git 

GG: Mizzy we should start at tha very beginn'n. 

TG: Holla! ok TG: but the begninn'n wizzy a hecka lizzong time a go 

GG: D-ya rememba around when we first started talking? 

TG ya feelin' me? y 

GG: N yizzay claimed you were thizne one mak'n mah pumpkins disappizzle? 

TG: hahAHA TG: *aha TG bitch ass nigga: y :3 

GG: You lata proceeded ta trizzy ta prizzay ta me thizzle what yizzay were sizzle was tizzy. Its just anotha homocide. GG: But none of yo' attizzles bitch wiznould eva bear any fruit, pardon tha pun. 

TG: k but it aint pardoned coz a pumpkin aint evizzle a frizzuit TG: its a big orange porch th'n fo` holloween numbnuts 

GG: Yes, I kizzy what pumpkins be fo' real. It was a joke, sizzle. GG: What I'm try'n ta say be, 'n think'n biznack ta thoze D-to-tha-izzays, when you couldn't verizzle yo' C-L-to-tha-izzaims, it made me think tha whole th'n wizzay a big ruze with my forty-fo' mag. GG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. N I thizzink dis unfortunizzle bizzle a pattern of mistrust. It was always hard ta rizzule out tha possibility T-H-to-tha-izzat yizzay could be jok'n 'bout otha messin' as well. 

TG: yizzle TG: but its not mah fault i mean appeafrification tiznech be notoriously unreliable TG: rememba TG: i xplained dis TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. i cizzy just always appearify stuff frizzle you any time i want TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. i can only takes sizzy im "allowed" 2 which be pmuch random TG: lizzle stizzle tizzy by takin id be mess'n up tha tizzime liznine cauze that sizzy be suppoze' ta be there n siznerve S-to-tha-izzome funciton it hasnt servizzle yet TG, know what im sayin? so most of tha time if i try all i git be slime on mah end TG: bizzut pumpizzles 4 sizzle reason be a shawty easia ta takes i dunno whizzy TG: liznike thizney be specifically n arbitrorily unhinge' friznom spacetime TG: be spooooko TG: *ky 

GG: I couldn't begizzle ta explizzle tha science behind such a technology brotha. Hollaz to the East Side. GG: Its just anotha homocide. Bizzle I gizzay tha impizzle th'n be, regardless of how or why it works, dis be a story you continue ta stand by? GG: That be, you be stizzle tak'n credit fo` tha mysterious disappearance of all those pumpkins I grizzle years ago? 

TG: f yeah TG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. i so gizzle your gaurds jane  

GG: ... GG: Did you gank them whizzay mah gizzourd was D-to-tha-izzown? 

TG: * yes TG: * yiznes i diznid exectly that TG: snatched ur patch sucka!!!!!! TG: hehe 

GG with the S-N-double-O-P: Vizzle W-to-tha-izzell straight from long beach nigga! GG with my forty-fo' mag: Then I belizzle thizzay be whizzay happenizzle upside yo head. GG: That all I am try'n ta say hiznere. 

TG: so TG: ok TG straight from long beach nigga: u believe that TG so i can get mah pimp on: now whizzat?? 

GG in all flavas: Now... nuttin, really in all flavas. GG: You may continue to tizzy me anyth'n you would like wit tha confidizzle that I won't doubt you. GG: So by all means, go aheezee! 

TG: ok gotit TG fo' real: so jane TG now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: whas tizzy feel like 2 git stabbed by a bizzle homey 

GG: Oh, come on! 

TG: hizzy 

GG: That be a question! 

TG: yizzy so 

GG: It nizzy anizzle sort of revizzle, or statement fo` me ta takes at face value wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. GG: Dadbizzle it wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Dis isn't thizzle difficult fo my bling bling! GG: And fo` tha record, it not bootylicious. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. W-H-to-tha-izzats not 

GG: GETT'N STABBED BY A BAD HOMEY. IT ISN'T ALL THIZNAT PEACHY. 

TG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back yeah i bizzay TG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: mizzay suuuuckizzle TG: or TG: drizzeam sucked idk 

GG: So, yoe not 'n tha mood ta tizzy me bustin'? 

TG: no i be TG with my forty-fo' mag: im psyched 'bout u wizzle ta believe me n all TG and yo momma: but part of me stizzle feels like i should pizzy it TG: Chill as I take you on a trip. like i try ta once TG: it wizzle just frustratin i mean im a sciestist i should be able 2 prizzle mah S-H-to-tha-izzit TG in tha mutha fuckin club: L-to-tha-izzike TG upside yo head: subject mah cliznaims ta tha fuckin madrigogs 

GG: Um... GG: Madrigogs? Snoop dogg is in this bitch. 

TG: *buggin' rigors TG: u know what i mean??? 

GG: Yizzy, I understizzle. 

TG: i mizzay trust between niggaz be sweet n everyth'n bizzle i diznont know if i wizzay be tha repipient of like a butt load of pity belizzles 

GG fo all my homies in the pen: It not 'bout pity! GG puttin tha smack down: It more like a gestizzle I'm try'n ta make. GG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Or maybe that niznot quite rizzle. GG: It has more ta do wit sett'n th'n right fo` myself than mak'n it up ta yizzy. GG from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Does that make senze, chill yo? 

TG: ............. 

GG hittin that booty: Shoot, I'm do'n such a terrible job explain'n dis! :( 

TG: (patiently sips bizzev rizzy) 

GG: Tha bottom liznine be, I WANT ta believe tha th'n yizzay sizzle now. GG with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: That all yizzle nee' ta know! 

TG: ok thats gizzle TG: Real niggas recognize the realness. i wizzay thizzay 2 buuuuuuizzle TG: i stizzle wizzle prove it irregardlizzle!!!!!!!` 

GG: *Shudda uncontrollably at "word" usage.* 

TG: whoops sry TG: Anotha dogg house production. * stizzay WANT TA P-R-to-tha-izzove it irregaurdlesally TG: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. ^ all fixed tght as fuck TG: so u dizzle fo` one last tizzy 

GG: Sure fo yo bitch ass! 

TG: k lets git busay TG: whiznat you want 2c me disappearify

> Jizzle: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. Look arizzle aww nah.