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freebooter4ever · 2 years ago

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I googled 'evgeni malkin painting' and the results were all paintings OF evgeni malkin rather than him doing the painting...i probably should have seen that one coming

#Journal shit #Everybody is complaining about algorithms and how internet searches cheat nowadays but isnt it fascinating that #Really internet searches have been around for a few decades at this point #And yet instead of making them BETTER we focus on making them profitable and based on popularity #like back in the 90s the educational research project i was on picked their name #to start with A because then in the early online searches that would make our website show up first #and this is a problem companies have (quote) solved (unquote) by making it possible to pay to have certain sites show up first instead #heavy sarcasm on that btw #BUT have we solved actual search difficulties that would help the USER?#no we have not because its not profitable #thus my inability to specify whether painting in this search is a verb or a noun #coupled with googles surity that if i am searching for a word any word i must have a secret wish to buy something so #products will be the first things displayed in the results and not old photos of malkin painting with watercolors lol #its just wild how the internet has developed over the years #not to be too Old Man Yells At Cloud but i do miss wild west html days

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sizzlingpatrolfox · 1 year ago

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I've been fan of bands all my life, and I've never seen members from the group be branded as a different thing, even in those groups that later disbanded.

Interesting Jungkook is now a brand of his own while supposedly still being in a group omg!!! So quirky!

I literally wanna throw up, seeing so much corruption, lies and deceit. And seeing all of armys be soooo fucking clueless and stupid.

#heavy sarcasm btw #bts right now singing weeee are never ever ever getting back together #Jungkook #bts

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theoneandonlyneonleon · 5 months ago

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Yayyyyy my dads home!!!!

#leoslastbraincell #*HEAVY* sarcasm btw

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fitzselfships · 1 day ago

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So crazy how I can go from having a great day to all of a sudden remembering an upsetting dream I had last night and it just. Instantly ruins my mood </3

#negative #wtf I was doing so good why now of all times :[#had an upsetting dream about stumbling upon a bunch of ship art of Zooble with other characters and in the dream my phone froze on it #and I couldn't turn it off or exit the app or anything #so like. instead of being upset then my brain decided to make me forget about it until just now for some reason #wow cool thanks brain 👍 (HEAVY sarcasm btw)#I've been like Super paranoid about coming across ship art today and didn't know why until now #gonna be completely honest with how stressed I've already been combined eith this right now #if I see them shipped eith anyone else I may start spiraling #dw though I've been trying my best to avoid scrolling through anything for too long #I'm not looking in any tags where I could come across it #I'm blocking anyone I come across in my recommendations who doesn't tag their ship art properly #I've basically been doing my own thing for the most part today #I'm tryinf to do Anything to dostract myself so I don't 5hink about it too long #I'm trying to work on another drawing #drawing is honestly the knly thing that helps me calm down when I'm feeling any kind of negatice emotions lol #so sorry to ramble like this #I've already had to bottle up so much the past week or so so i need to get at least one thing off my chest

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possum-tooth · 23 days ago

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i love family vacation i love being the last person everywhere 🥰🥰

#very heavy sarcasm btw. this kinda sucks #like everyone else is inside rn when they were Just all outside. girl..#i need to go inside too bc the suns setting and this wind is so cold. i might literally need to put my sweatshirt back on ugh #anyway. like most vacations. im the last on everythkng :)#talk tag

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chanrizard · 1 month ago

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What's shocking 🤔

chris' episode being dead last lmfao

#heavy on the sarcasm btw

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cidnangarlond · 1 year ago

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"The CIA has officially described for the first time that the 1953 coup it backed in Iran was undemocratic." no way... really...... the CIA doing something bad in another country and only admitting it decades later when all involved parties are dead......... wow I can't believe it............

#heavy on the sarcasm here. btw

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eclipsecrowned · 5 months ago

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sometimes in interviews anne will simply speak on cultures that are not french-inspired or greek and i just go. yeah. yeah. yeah. born 1941? mmhmm. i never would have guessed--

#HEAVY SARCASM BTW OH MY GOD #out of stories #like sometimes w historical writers there's that... thin veneer of 'this person is better educated than this'#'they are simply writing from a less enlightened/historically accurate perspective'#but not our sweet anne --

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nyangibun · 7 months ago

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I wonder if the people who hate bi buck hate it because they spent years with this character they identified with and found comfort with, thinking they knew them, only for them told to be told that they were totally wrong about everything................

Hmmm can't imagine what that's like 🤪

#and ofc homophobia #that too #bi buck #911 abc #evan buckley #this was heavy on the sarcasm btw

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akajustmerry · 2 years ago

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anyways, do you guys wanna guess how fun it is to be diagnosed with high insulin resistance during a worldwide ozempic shortage that has in part been exacerbated by celebrities and influencers buying it for weight loss??? it's so fun! I don't feel a constant migraine inducing rage at the fact the medication I need to treat my condition is unavailable because doctors keep prescribing it to celebrities who wanna be thin!!! this is fine!

#this is heavy sarcasm btw it is not fun #and don't even get me started on what my doctors have me doing because we can't get ozempic 😢

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aroace-void · 2 years ago

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listening to friends talking about celebrity crushes like "yeah, those. I've got lots of those. SOOO many, the list is so long you wouldn't BELIEVE"

#this is heavy sarcasm btw #aromantic #asexual #aro #aroace #demiromantic #demisexual #ace #lgbtq

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ladyimaginarium · 1 year ago

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ngl smth that makes my& eyes roll so hard i& end up in another dimension is that some of these white goy leftists just like "land back drive out all the colonizers!!!!!" nvm that's not what land back stands for not that they give a shit but listen neechie my& native ass is just like. "aiight using this logic start packing ur bags bc y'all are on my& land. are y'all gonna leave too ?? lmao no?? then shut ur mouth"

#arcana.shitposts #this is at yt folx only who say stupid shit like this btw lmao if it don't apply let it fly #this is heavy sarcasm btw #relax this ain't ya revolution

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jackredfieldwasmyjacob · 1 year ago

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lol. lmao even

#with this my dreams of doing a ph.d. have been completely crushed btw !!! fun stuff !!!#right now i only have one option in spain which i'm probably not gonna get #and 2 in italy with no information whatsoever of funding. so it's kinda over huh #love that for me i'm super happy never been happier #(please note the heavy sarcasm)

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greenlaut · 2 months ago

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i don't like that using pomodoro method actually works to not make me get burnt out fast

#wdym this is a good coping mechanism #/heavy sarcasm btw #i got a pomodoro timer off of steam called pomofarm and it's been genuine lifesaver #notepad

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blakelywintersfield · 2 years ago

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Cat fights don't happen in the UK. And FIV magically doesn't exist in the UK either. There's 0 likelihood of there being anything poisonous that a cat can get into in the UK too. It's just a magical land completely immune of consequence.

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

#that's all heavy sarcasm btw #like look. we had a cat that we could NOT keep from getting outside. she would find her way out no matter what #but she died after being hit by a car. and that still haunts me to this day. i still have guilt-ridden nightmares over it.#she was going deaf. she was old. i feel like fucking shit. yes she refused to stay inside but. i still. i feel so fucking awful #keep! your! cats! inside!!!#if they insist on going outside either build them an enclosed porch‚ or leash/harness train them and take them for walks.#but do NOT just let them outside completely unmonitored free to roam wherever #the risks and consequences are not worth it okay? they're just. not

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friendlyneighborhoodfinch · 5 months ago

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i love being sick smmm

i definitely havent eaten maybe 3 meals in the past 3 days because eating half of what a full meal should be makes me bloated and have had a fever for the past 4 days and have taken 2 showers in the past 3 days just because of fever sweats and keep changing pajamas because of the fever sweats and my period hasnt come for a week

just so funnnnn

#the bird has spoken #im partially posting this for the people who havent known ive been sick because i havent told them because i dont feel like #i have an excuse for some reason #i love my brain /sarcaammm #this post is all HEAVY sarcasm if you couldnt tell btw

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