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kinaesthetiqueer · 9 months ago
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"We just got her to stop crying..."
Spiritual follow up to this drabble, based on this text post.
Any semi-shitpost comics like this are schrodinger's canon, meaning there are some canon-to-fic elements, and some not, though all is subject to change!
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kinaesthetiqueer · 5 months ago
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i mean, is this not basically how this scene went?
[reference]
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kinaesthetiqueer · 5 months ago
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"no, wait, we were just trying to find a viable back up pulse point–! we were only practicing–! i mean, we were experimenting–! we were just testing something new–! we just didn't want to try it on the bed–!"
nora... there is no hetero explanation for this.
and once she comes down from that bloodhigh? weiss is gonna have a fucking fit.
[no, this scenario is not series canon for 10,001 reasons. yes, there are still a variety of later-series easter egg spoilers because i am incapable of shitposting inaccurately. yes, the femoral artery is located on one's inner thigh. no, this really isn't a euphemism; it just looks super suspicious to third parties. it actually is just the usual arterial blood drinking.]
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kinaesthetiqueer · 4 months ago
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gotta lighten the mood somehow, yeah?
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kinaesthetiqueer · 5 months ago
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she didn't mean it, honest.
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kinaesthetiqueer · 4 months ago
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(follow-up to this)
having grown up in atlas, weiss is very familiar with the academy's team anti-frat policy and gets very hung up on just how much trouble they could get in if anyone thinks they're dating.
(which they're definitely not doing. no, sir. absolutely not, sir.)
so better safe than sorry.
(except winter has eyes. and also doesn't care.)
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kinaesthetiqueer · 8 months ago
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Enjoy the new Valkyrie Blast! It's just a very normal capri sun! 100% Don't Worry About It!
Took a break from writing and let the muses try out this new flavor of capri sun we cooked up in the NW server last week.
Watermelon, lychee, & mandarin orange— guaranteed to remind you of your favorite happy-go-lucky, hammer-wielding ball of sunshine!
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kinaesthetiqueer · 8 months ago
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do you know how long i've been dreaming about this meme for this particular chapter? early march!
chapter's up!
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kinaesthetiqueer · 2 days ago
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nora: it's that time!! where's weiss?
nora: i have to do everything myself around here.
nora, grabbing her by the arm: it's picnic time!!
weiss: it doesn't have to be.
nora: it's not optional 👁️👁️
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kinaesthetiqueer · 9 months ago
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weiss, wiping the blood off her mouth: okay, i need you two to swear–
nora, still high as a kite: FUCK! >:D
ren: *snorts*
weiss: what, NO! i mean like promise! what is wrong with you?
ren, hurriedly: please don't ask her that.
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kinaesthetiqueer · 1 year ago
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Nora: *extends the bitchiest girl in their year an invitation to spend time with her and her team*
RWJPR:
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kinaesthetiqueer · 10 months ago
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weiss, oblivious: it's not gay to kiss someone after you've drank their blood.
rby: ......
blake: weiss, i literally do not know what could be gayer.
weiss: it's an expression of appreciation! it's a cheek kiss... or sometimes on the forehead!
yang: it's gay as hell.
ruby: maybe it's an atlas thing?
blake: you never kiss us.
weiss, flushing now: that's because you're all pests!
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kinaesthetiqueer · 9 months ago
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SILLY SSVAU DOODLE PAGE
because i was not expecting to be as pleased with how 15 came out as i was. i couldn't legally answer comments yesterday so I stayed up drawing this doodle dump instead. eight out of ten of these are memes or references. ID/transcription in alt text, as usual!
bottom right is my favorite, but that whole row is stellar tbqh.
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