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Live footage from Soho after MysteriousTM man from Shua explodes into lightning
#bildad the shuite#bildaddy#Crowley and his shenanigans#azirphale from heavean: Oh my! he's just..being silly!#silly crowley#crowley#GO#good omens#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale#azirafell#azirowley#aziraphel#gos2
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How crushed would Syril be if Partagaz appeared at his door because he wants to recruit Eedy into the ISB.
Not as a Supervisor or an Attendant, but as part of a new Friendly Neighbourhood Watch kind of scheme. Where she'd check in on her neighbours to ensure they hadn't missed an important Imperial announcement, and were enjoying following the new regulations, and weren't meeting up with the wrong sort of people. She cares about her people. And wouldn't hesitate to report them to The Empire if they were struggling and needed help.
Syril doesn't want to do this kind of work. It’s beneath him. But oh does it hurt that he's not wanted for it.
#eedy's in heavean snitching on her neighbours#andor#eedy karn#syril karn#major partagaz#morning thoughts
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peace and love on planet earth,,,,, henry kissinger is fucking dead!!!!!
#henry kissinger#rip bozo#i used to pray for times like this#peace and love on planet earth#blessed#FUCKING FINALLY OMG#THANK THE FUCKIN HEAVEANS
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obito talking to hashirama's artificial body coming from that tree : you should have fucked that old man, he still piss me off even dead
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Oof bunny you made a mistake triggering my hierophilia with your last response, I want to keep you at my feet, thanking me for allowing you the privilege. Such a good little devotee aren't you? So pathetic on the floor.. just how I like it... If you've been good and I'm feeling merciful I'll let you up on your God's lap, biting and digging my claws into you leaving deep puncture wounds so everyone knows it's Me you worship, I'd drink my fill of your blood. Eat my fill of your flesh and you'll thank me for every. Single. Second. You love everything I give you, I'd punish you for being ungrateful if you didn't but even then... You'd love being punished too wouldn't you bunny?
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BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK hhhh my liege you're making my little bunny brain all fuzzy with your words/POS (@////@)
hhhng you know I'll be glad to bow at your feet, to bask in the afterglow, in the holy light that only you can allow me regardless of where or how. If there is a storm I shall be you battered and bloodied barricade taking every last hit so that nothing comes even remotely close to touching on glorious part of you. Are the tides rising and ground filling at your feet? Allow me to be the step stool at your beck and call, the anchor that keeps you walking the dirt road. I am such a lowly creature, only living to serve. Only seeking the next day knowing it comes with the rays of your divine essence on my unclean conscious. I sleep the night knowing I will be there to greet your tired feet when the morning sun shines once more.
hhhhh I promise to be a good little bun. Promise to praise you through the shuddering and whimpering and shaking. Even as the tears gather in my eyes, I'll remind the heavens that they haven't begun to glimpse what true freedom is. Mmm, I'll treasure every mark, every little bloodied indent you leave in my fragile skin lord, the way the scratches well up in crimson sacrifice that only exists because you have blessed me with it. Only red and bruised and down on my knees for you, my god. If the ribs should loosen or the flesh should tear to reveal the viscous innards of my frail body, know that I will offer them up on your golden alter. A sacrifice for you and you alone.
My eternal eclispse, I'd love anything my god deems fitting of my dirtied vessel. Whether that would be the scraps at your dinner table or the rags that you have used for eons, now torn and decomposing at the seams. I'll take anything my god asks of me like a good little boy~
#🐾 anon#got me drooling#READING ISN'T ENOUGH I NEED TO BE BOWING AT YOUR FEET FOR REAL/POS POS POS#BARK BARK BARK#NEW GOD NEW RELIGION#i say this aALL THE TIME BUT HEAVEAN IS OVERRATED#THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING UP THERE AND THEY DON'T DESERVE TO UNLESS MY GOD WISHES IT~#catch me drunk on euphoria in the back kjagdb#wearing each and every scar like a badge of honor#sorry if this is less than coherent#i just kinda shoot off fromt he mouth when excited
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I can't wait for Good Omens season 3. I can't wait to see Crowley being very petty - with absolutely good reasons - in front of Aziraphale and yet, manage to drag his brainwashed ass out of Heavean and back to his bookshop.
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Mini marshmallow tier list
My neurodivergent ass decided to be all thingy with mini marshmallows so :3
6. Tescos- Horrid aftertaste, worse of all worlds. Cant but pinto perspective how much i hate it. May be a hyperbole. But oh well
5. Sainburys- Same as tescos but the aftertaste is more bareable
4. That kne time lidl switched (istg if i happens again im crying)- A step up from sainburys but…
3. Co-op - Weird texture and a bit of aftertaste
2. Aldi- Pretty much perfect. but a bit of aftertaste
Lidl- Heavean. Perfect texture, taste, everything.
Also im so like picky i could probably tell the difference from each store lol
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You don't understand, the second I undestood what was going to happen (Az offering Crowley to be an angel again) I started sobbing because I knew so damn well that that's not what Crowley wants and it was immediately clear that it could only end badly, because Az was never going to say no to heavean in the mindset he's still in of heaven being ultimately good, because that's what he has thought for more than 6000 years
(It hurt me so much that Az wanted for Crowley to be an angel again, idk why, that's prlly a me thing)
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Hating the fact i got hyperfixated on heaveans official blessing, demons,ghosts,gays? Yes please
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WELCOME TO DEVILMART!!!
This will be the blog where I post about my OC universe, DevilMart!
"In the outskirts of the U.S. belongs a city known primarily as Sleepaway City, one of the countries most popular tourist spots. Its name is derived from the fact that nobody that enters the town ever leaves. But this story isn't focused on the mysterious city. This story is about the gas station that lies just on the edge of Hell. Z-Pade P. Wonderwhirl owns a gas station called DevilMart which sits between a barren desert and a devil hot spot. To prevent humans from reaching Sleepaway City, He advertises his shop as a "tourist heavean !!!!!!1!" in order to draw in clout-hungry people. Unknown to DevilMart's customers, that gas station will be the last place they'll visit."
Here are some tags I'll use in the future:
🎨 - References
🌈 - Other Art
📚 - Story and Lore
🌷 - OOC Talking
Hope you enjoy my silly guys and COME BACK SOON!!!
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why is cloudless sunny weather seen as the best possible weather to have. ooh yeah i love not being able to see and having my eyes cooked by the sun if i forget sunglasses. i love not seeing any dazzling colors created in the beautiful intricately detailed cloud shapes in the sky as the sun shines against them. i love it when theres absolutely no clouds for the sun to shine breathtaking awe inspiring beams of light thru as if a hole to the heaveans has opened up in the sky. its so great when even looking in the general direction of the sky hurts my eyebolls. fuck you. i love clouds i love cloudy weater
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As a lover of angst... https://www.tumblr.com/tearsucry/762601493067137024/someone-elses-familiar-agatha?source=share
this is a gift from the heaveans
thank god somebody likes it, i was literally shaking, sweating, and praying to some gay people that ppl gonna think this is good (now I'm writing smut w angst, love agatha, need that cookie so bad)
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like arr you an angel cause i think you came from heavean 🏴☠️
GIGGLING SO HARD AGDGSGSGSGSGSGSG
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The ontology of the Bible as revealed by the Archetypes of Jungian psychology
COMMENTARY:
Jesus is an element of the ontology of the Bible, Tertullian intuited the Trinity from the blatant expression in the Gospels, but his Trinity was an incomplete ontology, The Archetypes of Jungian Psychology makes the ontology of the Bible perfectly transparent.
There are 7 elements to the Biblical ontology:
1. Elohim the verb presented in Genesis 1:1 is the great I Am of the Burning Buch and The One of Revelation 4:2 Elohim the verb is the Kingdom of God,
2. Elohim the demi urge of the Philosophers is presented in Genesis 1:2 and is the Spirit of God that continues to hover over the waters, Elohim the demi urge exists in the Kingdom of Heaven as a planetary force Jesus rebukes in Mark 4.
Mathematical probability is the boundary between The Kingdom of God and the Kingdom of Heavean, where we exist, The integrity of this boundary is the basis of Free Will and the subtext to the Book of Job.
# Yaweh with a Uterus, This is Yaweh, Queen of Battle, who is She who must be obeyed, the Goddess of Duty, The uterus is her Temple and is the source of the maternal instinct in all creatures. Yaweh, Queen of Battle is reflected in the helm of Pallas Athena in the West Point coat of arms. She ordered Abraham to bind Isaac and for Jesus to raise Laurus, which resulted in John 11:35 Jesus wep5. All the Roman centurions knew Yaweh, Queen of Battle as God Fearers long before Jesus came into their lives. I know Yaweh, Queen of Battle: it comes with the Combat Infantryman’s badge, Jimi Hendrix’s cover of The Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock is what it is like to follow Yaweh, Queen of battle into Hell as a Starship Trooper in a combat assault. Yaweh< Queen of Battle doesn’t exist for Pro-Life Calvinism in contrast to the Deism of George Washington and N.T. Wright’s interpretation of Pauline Thology,
4. Yaweh without a uterus is God the Father, who has the conversation with Abram in Genesis 15 and conducts the unilateral covenant cutting ceremony with Abram, God the Father provided the ram as the substitute for Isaac.
5. Jesus, Son of god,
6. The Holy Spirit, Son of God’
7. The Satan, Son of god.
Jesus, The Holy Spirit and the Satan are all the Son of God and were present in the gathering at the beginning of the Book of Job, The Holy Spirit and the Satan are made and not born and do not appear in history, Like Jesus, the Holy Spirit has agency over Elohim the demi urge and he created the dove from the Spirit of God that ascended on Jesus at His Baptism.
The World is the domain of The Satan, He doesn’t seem to have agency over Elohim the demi urge ExCEPT taht he can elicity the emotional output from the collective Id that results in the extreme weather we are experiencing, For example, The Satan influences the hate mongering and fear mongering of Trump and the Pro-Life preachers that drives the emotional output of the collective Id within the foot print of the Christian Broadcast Network and causes the violent weather in those areas. The Satan is the creator of the anti-Christ, like Randall Flagg in Stephen King’s The Stand,
Jesus is born and not made. He can cross the boundary between The Kingdom of God and the Kingdom of Heaven sinceHis resurrection, It’s how He appeared in the Upper Room physcially for Thomas to touch, Unlike the Holy Spirit and The Satan, Jesus has a Pucker Factor, which is why He wept when he was order to raise Lazarus from the dead,
Jesus didn’t banish 7 unclean spirits for Mary MagdaleneL He validated her perception of the ontology for the Bible,
In the final analysis, it doesn’t matter if Jesus was a god or not, The fact is, He declared to Caiaphas that he was the personification of Daniel 7:13, but whether He waas or not, His resurrection established the validity of the God Hypothesis of the Torah, Everything Paul wrote originated with the Talking Cross and the Resurrection, Like Mohammed, Paul was just a stenographer of Elohim the verb and put into writing the servant leader ethic Jesus was trying to sell to the Jews who killed Him.
The significance of the Talking Cross is that Jesus discovered the Roman centurions were already operating on the basis of Pauline Theology with their servant leader ethic of Mission, Men, Self, As explicated by N.T. Wright’s interpretation of Pauline Theology, Elohim the verb, the Great I Am, endorsed the Republican form of government symbolized by the centurions of the Italian Cohort with the Talking Cross and Romans 13:1 - 7, Cornelius was anointed by the Holy Spirit with the Spirit of God in Acts 10 to make the point,
That divine anointing persists in the office of the Command Sergeant Major of the US Army across the hall for the Army Chief of Staff in the north portico of the Pentagon as you read this. Benny Gantz, Gal Gadot, Tel Aviv and the IDF is what Jesus had in mind when He took over from John the Baptist and tried to do for Jerusalem what Jonah did for Ninewa,
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#Sunday motivation
Heavean on earth
हम हम सबको संत रामपाल जी महाराज के विचारों का अनुसरण करना चाहिए। फ्री मंगवाईए जीने की राह
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