#heathenvampires

[sanfangirl-cynicalromantic]

Just finished reading Ripped, so I am now on my way to read Making A Killing because I just can't get enough of cop!Eret and hot Hiccstrid getting horny for each other over the most murderous circumstances

[jinjurloaf]

the notes on that post by heathenvampires and prismatic-bell are fucking insane (see here for context). jesus fucking christ. being reblogged by zionists tagging it as “gaza shit show,” saying they miss porn bots because they have to bear the burden of palestinians sending asks now. the anger I feel is not communicable.

I don’t see any point in engaging with these people directly. it is clear, to me, from their language (“hit by friendly fire”) that they are not serious people, they do not care about palestinian lives, and they are willfully ignorant.

“explosive ammo? that might refer to spiked bullets that explode after the fact. not common to my knowledge!” what the fuck could you possibly know about the idf? (three clickable links just begging for you to click on them)

so many people are interpreting the number of family members in SUCH bad faith. he never wrote that he has 9 daughters. if you’re going to critique a gazan in the midst of a violent genocide trying to fundraise to save his and his family’s lives for his english then maybe learn to comprehend it yourself first.

extremely ‘woke’ queer tumblr users wondering HOW somebody could possibly refer to “their” kids also having another father? how can families and living situations that don’t align with my expectations and experiences exist??? huh???? what?????

“how can you consider a kid to be your kid without being biologically involved in their birth” is not a particularly difficult question to answer.

empathy is one thing. if you’re not donating or reblogging nobody can make you and that is that. but thinking rationally is another thing altogether and it’s lost on them. all the information is there to answer your questions.

if you can afford to, please donate to help 17 year old muhammad atalla, his parents, his siblings, and his nephews. every small amount counts. if you can’t, make sure to share this with somebody who can. from the river to the sea 🇵🇸

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Heavy Is The Name

by HeathenVampires

Caitlyn is weighed down by her family name. Vi is weighed down by having no idea what to call the thing they have going on.

Things can only go well, surely.

Words: 2536, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of CaitVi AU

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Ekko (League of Legends), Mylo (Arcane: League of Legends), Claggor (Arcane: League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends)

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Brief mention of drugs, Mentions of Mental Illness, Jinx Goes by Powder (League of Legends), Aromantic Asexual Jinx (League of Legends), Bringing more dumbass lesbian for your viewing pleasure, Escort Vi, Lesbian Sex, Strap-Ons, Sex Toys, Family Fluff

Read on A03. from AO3 works tagged ‘Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)’

[dayeongi]

A little present for my lovely friend!! @heathenvampires

V glad you liked it!! Thanks for being an awesome friend!

[shipmistress9]

WIP Game

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

I was tagged by @suebswrites Thanks so much! 🥰

I'm... having way too many WIPs, and I could only wish they were all gathered in one folder... but I'll try to list the ones I can find... 😅

Riorgail - Fluffy Date

Violiaden - X/L 2

Violiaden - gag/dp in 1

Riorgail - mast. Overst.

Riorgail - Ball Prompt

Riorgail - Reciprocating

Quinlar - Toys

Quinlar - Window

Feyre/Bats

Helen/Lucas/Orion

Tifa/Cloud/Aerith

Hiccstrid - Perks 3

Hiccstrid - FTLOAP 52

Hiccstrid - Bonfire Hearts

Hiccstrid - Ballett AU

SDV - Seb 2 Family Dinner

Zelink - Spite

I can't possibly tag as many people as I have WIPs... But I'll try... @taketheshot21 @heathenvampires @drakaina-amore64 @dayeongi @starfall-spirit and whoever wants to to it, feel free to tag me. 🥰

[ao3feed-gravescest]

Full Circle

https://ift.tt/Xwt2Sgi by HeathenVampires Ashley will be the death of him. As they loop back around in search of answers and a way forward, Andrew isn't sure how much longer that is going to stop him. Words: 4149, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Relationships: Andrew Graves/Ashley Graves Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, is anyone surprised I ship this, Incest, Sibling Incest, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, trainwreck we all want to see, Alcohol, Blood, Rough Sex, Choking, Biting, all the fun stuff, Switching, HELLO NEW FANDOM I AM HERE FOR CHAOS

[wishfulcynic]

@heathenvampires

[achillesmonochrome]

Last Line Challenge

rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like).

Tagged by @bloody-writing Thanks for the tag friend! Honestly your line looked intriguing, but I haven't seen the bad batch so I don't know how much of the fic could I understand.

Swallowing, she could taste the bile in the back of her throat, the memory of all the comments she heard over the years, all the whispers she heard people said growing up about why no one would want her-

I can't stop myself from writing angst, huh?

Tagging: @robindrake93 @athingofvikings @heathenvampires @theravenmonarch @mr-crocodile

[sanfangirl-cynicalromantic]

11 People's Hiccstrid Preferences You Want to Get to Know Better

Last Hiccstrid Fic You Read: Reconciliation by @heathenvampires

Favorite Hiccstrid au (Modern, High School, Spy, College, Hogwarts, etc) and favorite fic in that genre: I love modern aus the most (as they included high school and college and spies and the like) but it's too hard to choose one favorite. 😅 I guess I would go with @harrypanther's Behind the Mask, @katergator84's Walls We Build, and @triumphantfury's Wrapped in Red although it was painful to choose that over Upside of Heartbreak

Latest Hiccstrid Bookmark on AO3: Gravity by @weepynymph

Last 3 Hiccstrid Authors You've Read: @hiilikedragons or CuriosityRedux, @heathenvampires (HeathenVampires), and

Favorite Hiccstrid Trope (i.e. friends-to-lovers, idiots-to-lovers, rivals-to-lovers, enemies-to-lovers, strangers-to-lovers, love-at-first-sight, angst . . . the list goes on): uhhh, I love all of these, but I guess I'll go with slowburn, because I like to torture myself? One amazing slowburn-on-high-heat Hiccstrid fics that had me screaming at them to kiss from chapter one was @whathappenedtomyweekend's It's Just A Spark I'm so worried I'm going to read another fic and then go oh shit this one's my new favorite but oh well

Song That Makes You Think of Hiccstrid: 2step by Ed Sheeran. IDK I just think it kinda perfectly protrays how much Hiccup appreciates Astrid's ability to help him out of his dark holes

Favorite Canonverse Fic: Okay so Here's Hoping isn't exactly canonverse but the extraordinary @hiilikedragons apparently has a better grasp on Hiccstrid and their kids than Dreamworks so it's practically canon in my mind

Favorite Canon-Divergence Fic: Persephone by @thatsnicebutimmarried (I don't think I'll ever try to not mention that wonderful genius)

Hiccstrid Fic That Deserves More Recognition (don't they all): The Lady Knight I'm kidding I swear Hiccup in a Flash I'm sorry but I am so obsessed with this fic and it's unfinished but so good and worth it. Also Thor Help Her. I believe I've mentioned this fic before but I don't have any of you messaging me about the steamy hot tension so I'll keep recommending it. One fic that blows my mind each time I read is Do Flight Simmers Dream of Inflight Emergencies? and I guess I'll stop there but there are so many more

Favorite Hiccstrid Series: if not in this world, then in the next by @impracticable-dreamer literally this is a priceless gem and I can never forget it

tagging: @ryupioupiou @triumphantfury @katergator84 @mialicassi @sorushing @per4mancecheck @limesandcoconuts @hiccstridshipper19 @athingofvikings @shipmistress9 and @bi-bi-want-dragon but feel free to participate even if you aren’t tagged!

(yes this is pretty much an excuse to gush over some of my favorite hiccstrid content and endeavor to get more recommendations)

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Demons

by HeathenVampires

Caitlyn attends dinner with her parents, and also maybe discovers a new kink. (The two are somewhat related.)

Somewhere along the way, she feels like she might have lost control.

Words: 5027, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 5 of CaitVi AU

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Cassandra Kiramman, Tobias Kiramman

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, awkward family dinner, Booty calling your situationship after your mom got on your nerves, Top Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi being both educational and thirsty, Strap-Ons, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I have no self control, I don't know what happened and I'm not sorry

Read on A03. from AO3 works tagged ‘Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)’

[mr-crocodile]

@heathenvampires

EEEEEEE! EEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE?

Image description: a gif of a little light brown colored bat in the palm of someone's hand wiggling its ears.

[dayeongi]

for the writers asks: 8, 11, 18 <33

8.Do you have any rituals or habits that help you get into the zone?

Not particularly!! but I do know what I really need to be in the right weather!

11. Are there any tropes that you particularly enjoy writing?

Answered here!💖💖💖

18.Are there any fics or authors that have been particularly influential or inspiring to you?

Yes! @oh--you--pretty--things, @tysonrunningfox, BlueberryToasterTart on AO3, @shipmistress9, @heathenvampires, @cinder-rose and @macchiato-dreaming22, @edai-crplpnk, @unioncolours, @notquitejiraiya! So many things I learned from all of them. I pay a lot of attention to how all these people write, handle tension, pacing, plotline advancement, the changes in the dynamics between characters, etc!

[Yet Another] 'Questions for Fic Writers'

[ao3feed-gravescest]

Eyes

https://ift.tt/Omn5pEU by HeathenVampires The eyes are always wrong. It's still better than the alternative. Alternatively: Andrew wonders if therapy would end up being cheaper. Words: 688, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Coffin of Andy and Leyley (Visual Novel) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Relationships: Andrew Graves/Original Female Character(s), Andrew/Ashley (implied) Additional Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Implied/Referenced Incest, Sex Work, No Quarantine AU, I wrote this instead of work I should be doing

[shipmistress9]

I know I know! Hicretstrid 46? :D

.Hicretstrid

46. making a blanket fort

“Okay, this goes here and then this should—”

Astrid broke off and yelped when, once again, the entire construct of blankets and rods and strings collapsed around her. One of the woollen blankets covered her like a cartoon ghost, but for once, it wasn’t funny at all. In fact, she felt more like crying.

“No! Why isn’t it working, dammit?” she exclaimed, frustrated as she tore the blanket off her head. “I’m sure that’s how we used to build it.”

She looked down at the mess of fabric on the floor, her shoulder slumping down in defeat. “I’ll never figure this out.”

“Ah, come on,” Eret said from where he stood near the entrance to the room. “I’m sure all you need is a break to clear your head.” He shared a look and a nod with Hiccup next to him; and usually Astrid would have demanded to know what her boyfriends were planning right away. But today, she felt too drained to care.

“Okay, I have a suggestion,” Eret went on, holding out his hand to help her get out of the mess, then tugged her into the direction of the living room. “How about we cuddle on the sofa for a while and you tell me more about your uncle?”

Sniffling, Astrid nodded. She let Eret pull her along, but noticed that Hiccup disappeared into the direction of… their office room? Did he still have work to do? Well, he would have his reasons. For now, curling up against Eret’s chest and letting him slowly rub her back was more than good enough, anyway.

“So, how was he?” Eret asked in a soft voice. “You rarely talk about your uncle, and all I know by now is that he built the best blanket forts ever when you were a kid.”

Astrid nodded against his chest. “He really did,” she mumbled. “And I don’t know why I’m like this today. I mean, he’s been dead for fifteen years now.”

“But it’s the anniversary of his death, no wonder you think of him more today.”

“Yeah, you’re right.” She sighed. “Okay. Uncle Finn was my mother’s younger brother. But in a way, he acted more like an older brother to me whenever he came to visit us. I don’t really remember that much about him, but some things, I can still remember as if it had only been yesterday. Whenever he was here, we always built this blanket fort, and then we had picnics in there, cookies and hot chocolate. When I was younger, he often read me my favourite book, and when I was older, we told each other scary or funny stories. Or we made ourselves comfortable and played Mario Kart. And when there was a storm outside at night, we sometimes even slept in there, safe and comfortable.”

“Sounds like he was the best uncle anyone could have.”

Astrid’s lips twitched, and she nodded. “Yeah, he really was.” She leaned up to give Eret a light kiss on the cheek. “Thank you.”

Chuckling, he squeezed her shoulder. “Anytime, love.”

For a while, they stayed there on the sofa, entangled in a comfortable embrace, until Hiccup appeared at the door, a strange expression on his face.

“Astrid? Would you come here and take a look at this?”

She frowned a little at his ominous tone, but curiosity quickly got the better of her. What was Hiccup up to?

Eret quietly followed them as Hiccup led her back to the mess of blankets she’d made in their guest room—except that the mess wasn’t there anymore. Instead, there was a blanket fort, the blanket fort, the exact same one her uncle Finn used to build for her. It was perfect; the walls round and oval, the mostly flat roof with a tiny tip in the middle, the ground inside covered with blankets and all her favourite cushions. Even the entrance was the same, opening by pulling on a string to the side.

“It's… how…”

She was speechless, her eyes once again filling with tears. Though this time, they were happy ones.

“I asked your mum whether she had any pictures of that fort you used to build,” Hiccup admitted sheepishly. “She apologised for not having any good ones, only of you with the fort in the background, but… well, it was enough to reconstruct it. I… hope that’s okay? That I built it without you? It seemed to be important to you, but I didn’t want to disappoint you in case it wouldn't work.”

Astrid gaped at him, a little dumbfounded. He’d gone to such length… just for her stupid blanket fort? She really had the best boyfriends in the entire world.

Grinning, she threw herself at Hiccup, arms wrapped around his neck, and kissed him. Hiccup chuckled against her lips but happily returned the kiss, large hands wrapping around her waist and pulling her closer. It made her think of a few new things they could do in this reincarnation of a blanket fort, but before her mind got the chance to drift off further, Eret entered the room as well. He carried a tray with steaming cups; had he been to the kitchen just now? Astrid hadn't even noticed that he'd left.

“So, here's hot chocolate and some of Hiccup's chocolate cookies. How about we properly break in this new old cuddly cave?”

For the second time in only a few minutes, Astrid was speechless. Her eyes flickered from Eret to Hiccup, to the tray and to the blanket fort, her mouth opening and closing several times, but no sound came out. With overly careful motions, she took the tray from Eret’s hands and placed it onto a sideboard. And then she pulled both her boyfriends into a tight hug, squeezing them so they wouldn’t notice how much her arms were trembling.

“Thank you!” she breathed. “I… don’t know what to say, except… this is perfect! Thank you so much, both of you.”

Both men chuckled and wrapped arms around her. “You’re welcome, Astrid. You were so sad and…”

“And if this makes you happier again, then it was worth every effort,” Hiccup finished the sentence.

These two… they truly were the best boyfriends in the entire world.

After holding them close for long enough to reign in her emotions again, Astrid eventually turned back to the blanket fort behind her. Getting down on her knees, she crawled inside the cosy little cave, smiling even more when she saw that Hiccup had even included the camping light dangling from the ‘roof’.

“So, what do you want to do now?” Hiccup asked a little while later after they’d cleared their mugs of hot chocolate and a plate full of cookies in comfortable silence.

“Yeah. We could start with telling stories,” Eret chimed in. “I have some new ones from work you’ll never believe are true. But we could also get the Play Station and play some game or other. Or would you rather talk more about your uncle? Honour his memory?”

They both looked at her expectantly, and humming to herself, Astrid took a minute to think about it. But then she shook her head. “No, I don’t want to talk about him.” She looked around the new yet so familiar blanket fort and felt a wave of a childlike sense lightness and safety blossoming inside her. Just being here and thinking of her long-dead uncle felt like a good way to honour him already.

“I think I’d rather get comfortable. Maybe just cuddling for a while?” She felt a little sheepish, but when she saw the soft smiles on Eret’s and Hiccup’s faces, she instantly felt reassured.

“Cuddling is always good.”

“And a cosy cave like this is practically made for cuddles, anyway.”

A little while later, Astrid lay comfortably between the cushions and blankets, snuggled up against Hiccup’s chest and with Eret curled around her back. It was one of her favourite positions for group cuddles, and as she lay there, warm and safe between them and surrounded by this gift they’d made her, she once again couldn’t help but acknowledge that she was the luckiest woman in the world for having them in her life.

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Yeah, she truly is! That was fun, thank you! ^^

[shipmistress9]

Thanks! 😁

I'm bringing fluffy cushions and blankets for everyone.

@taketheshot21 @heathenvampires @athingofvikings @dayeongi @starfall-spirit @drakaina-amore64

WE’RE DOING ANOTHER MOOT SLEEPOVER TAG IS:

Moot sleepover <3

(the heart as well)

GRAB YOUR MUTUALS AND LETS GO!!

@discarded-like-your-roses @seagull9111

LETS GOOOOO !!!!

[elre-than]

Just saw new music video from YouTube, Valerie Broussard - Killer.

And I need to say, what an awesome aesthetic/music theme for Making A Killing by @heathenvampires. Hiccstrid in all their glory.

I literally cried how perfect it is.