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❝ I can't think of getting old, it only makes me want to die. ❞
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NAME: Kevin George Mott
NICKNAME(S): Kev
AGE: 26/40
BIRTH DAY/ZODIAC: April 20th, Aries
BIRTHPLACE: Jacksonville, FL
CURRENT LOCATION: Jacksonville, FL
OCCUPATION: works at a Dispensary
HAIR COLOR: Brown, sometimes dyed
EYE COLOR: Brown
HEIGHT: Six foot three (6'3'')
OTHER NOTED FEATURES: Various tattoos, a long scar down half of his back.
+: Friendly
-: Obnoxious
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Works at a dispensary, and regularly bores his acquaintances with all the weed facts he learns.
A huge pothead, but the last point may have given that away.
Lives with his grandparents. His mom dropped him off one day when he was seven, and he hasn’t seen or heard from her since.
A real sweet guy. He can be a bit annoying, especially to those who aren’t used to his ways. But if you can make it past the constant chattering and airhead moments, he’ll have your back to no end.
neil on the run frequents my mind more than i’d like to admit
so for like the entirety of his time on the run he used fuckin 3 4 or 5-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash and like obviously he knew there were other ones he could pick but it’s dumb to lug three separate bottles of shit when there’s one viable option right there. saves space in his bag, less weight, less time in the store. get in, 5-in-1, get out as fast as possible.
so naturally allison finds out about this. she might have inquired. and of course she’s fucking scandalized to learn about the 5-in-1.
can you. imagine. the overwhelm neil probably feels at the store. and allison (who had dragged him there) is explaining that “this one will help moisturize your curls because [she ruffles a hand through his hair and scrunches his damaged ass hair] [cheap ass splat hair dye ass crunchy fried ass hair] …yeah”
and neil is like ???? frantic as fuck in the store like classic clean ??
repair and protect ??? “from what?”
smooth and sleek ?????? “allison these are all the exact same thing—”
and allison is like “omg wait?? what’s your skin care routine?”
and neil is like ??? “my??? my what??????”
allison is like “…..neil.”
neil shrugs and is like, “i just used the 5-in-1. why would a skin care routine [he kinda sneers it bc he had never heard such a thing before and is annoyed at allison’s gaping mouth] be one of my priorities on the run????”
and now allison is pissed because “how is your skin perfect after the horror you’ve put it through???”
ok and then neil is like [in his thoughts] my skin is not perfect. the scars. blegh. the horrors.
and allison sees it all on his face and she grabs his face in one hand (the other one is full of stuff; y’know how women can just carry a bunch of shit in one hand? yea) and makes him look at her, and his cheeks are all squished, lips are pouted, and she says all resolutely, “i meant it. the scars don’t ruin you. it doesn’t matter what happened to your skin. what matters is that you’re alive despite it. that is perfect.”
and when neil can’t make eye contact anymore he kinda just nods and she stares him down for half a second more and huffs. “but seriously, no acne…” continues down the aisle to the face wash and moisturizer. “no acne at all. so fuckin unfair—” and that’s that
do say more on the jeaneil + kandrew to kevjean + andreil pipeline 🤲
saw this at work and was devastated i couldn't immediately answer this...capitalism is getting in the way of my aftg thoughts what bullshit
jeaneil + kandrew to kevjean + andreil pipeline will most likely be observed in one of the fics i'm writing (not saying which but the ones who know may guess) and my vision is like...hmm... i picture kandrew as friends with benefits who are deeply obsessed with each other and jeaneil as friends to lovers because jean would feel oh so safe with dear neil and neil's need for an emotional connection would definitely be strong enough for him to be attracted to jean
but then picture a kevjean reunion where jean meets kevin once after years of no contact and is like fuck i'm still not over him and andrew happens to stumble upon neil around the same time and keeps being pulled into his gravity like both jean and andrew...they would be down bad
kevin and neil on the other hand would be entirely oblivious to the fact that any form of love is taking place between them or switching sides smoothly because they'd see each other and argue exy stats instead of caring about the fact that both their partners are five seconds away from breaking up with them in favor of the others
big fan of the idea of a polycule but the hilarity and angst potential of jean throwing up over kevin and andrew pining after neil is too good to pass up
watched "MaXXXine" yesterday! it was fun and great, of course. not my favourite of the trilogy (my order of favourites is the chronological order, funnily enough); but still a very worthy part of it and a good enough end to it! <3
I also have a new favourite character, blorbo, whatever you wanna call him, from this movie. John Labat (Kevin Bacon).
I--- dhkfsdkjfdsk I just love fictional men that are disgusting, sleazy, beyond morally grey assholes that look/dress/act a very specific way,,,
BOY DO I HAVE THEM. my kevin/ichirou thoughts are mostly centered around the idea of a beauty and the beast-like au where kevin's broken hand lands him in ichirou's care as riko's punishment for damaging their largest investment. its mostly a lot of fighting because once kevin realizes ichirou is not going to kill him for talking back he's Really Annoying about it all but he's in recovery so theres really not much he can do except be a trophy wife for however long it takes him to get back on the court
but honestly the biggest part of this fic to me is the idea that ichirou would notice kevin in a moriyama-like event he got dragged to because tetsuji and riko couldnt find someone to accompany him on short notice :3 its important To me that ichirou is unnerving and weird and smells like blood and when he smiles at kevin and says he wishes kevin had been in his care instead kevin is about 50% sure this man is going to murder him
ichirou: tetsuji knows not the jewel he has under his nose.
kevin trying so hard to remember his age-appropriate manners: um. can i get you some tea
i saw the alternate angles of those beautiful post-win moments in the progressive match-flo segment last night, and knew i needed it in gif form immediately. much to think about.
Nativity Lobster (20893 words) by fuzzballsheltiepants
Chapters: 8/8
Fandom: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard, Jeremy Knox/Jean Moreau, Kevin Day/Aaron Minyard
Characters: Neil Josten, Andrew Minyard, Kevin Day, Aaron Minyard, Jeremy Knox, Jean Moreau, Nicky Hemmick, Erik Klose
Additional Tags: Long-Distance Relationship, Epistolary, Strangers to Lovers, Hook-up to Lovers, Professional Exy (All For The Game), Pining, Fluff and Light Angst, Found Family, Doctor!Aaron, therapist!andrew, therapy cat!Lego, Intersecting Storylines, involuntary outing, Smut, Sexting
Summary:
Pro Exy player Kevin Day is fine with his secret fling with team doctor Aaron Minyard…but what if it could be more? Kevin’s teammate Jeremy Knox is struggling with the idea of Christmas spent three thousand miles away from his partner Jean Moreau. And Kevin’s best friend Neil keeps running into the same guy and his cat, and finds he’s much more intrigued than he intends.
A Love, Actually-inspired collection of intersecting stories that has nothing to do with Love, Actually.
Bookmarker's Notes:
Thank goodness for our Fave Authors who have written the fics we love at first reading plus all those later re-reads! Have you ever realised you’ve forgotten one because there.is.so.much great stuff out here? And then someone reminds you about it + on this re-read you realise you forgot to comment or bookmark this treasure??!! That was me yesterday : GOBBLING up this deliciousness + making sure to share it w/others.
Reader, it doesn’t need to be Christmas to enjoy @fuzzballsheltiepants‘s Love, Actually-influenced story. Each chapter captures a different character’s perspective on their interwoven lives which they don’t realise are QuiTe So iNterWoVeN until the penultimate chapter.
Come for the humour + witty repartee; enjoy the smutty bits + tender kiss; savour witnessing each different character individually and as part of a friendship and pairing. I smiled, swooned, laughed, gasped + cheered.
▸ @nebula-drcams ⟶ ❛ let me be clear. i don’t believe in any of this. { Velvet @ craig } ❜ ╱ ( aptly named , accepting . )
“I don’t blame you,” Craig said, shrugging. Who was he to tell people what they should or shouldn’t believe? For years, he had tried to do that and got nowhere. If there was one thing Tweek had taught him, it was that once someone was convinced of something, there was almost no chance of unconvincing them.
Craig leaned forward on his bench, rested his elbows on his knees, looked steadily up at her. “Look, nobody knows better than I do that there’s some fucking bullshit that goes on around here sometimes. If I didn’t have the luxury”—heavy, heavy sarcasm—“of being from here, I’d probably write it all off myself, so I’ll be the last to say you’re stupid.” At least, for that. He had no qualms with telling someone they were being an idiot if and when they really were. He didn’t put half as much energy into convincing anyone of anything these days, but he’d still say they were a moron.
“Stick around long enough, though, and you’ll see what I’m talking about. You picked on absolute hell of a place to end up, I’ll tell you that.”