#heart attack in his sleep

[sir-arlieosaurus-lung-struggler]

My brain's weird it screams just by reflex of me seeing a bug but will take like a day to register a death lol

My mood today be like:

Then after I finish crying:

[royalarchivist]

[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Bagi: Pac, pay the rent!

Pac: I'm going to pay! Hey- I'm going to pay right this second, the money that I owe you, and... and I'm- I'm serious! And look, if you want- if you have more money... If I pay your 4,500, will you lend me 4,500? No, then I'll actually drown in fees. [Laughs]

Bagi: [Laughs] I'll lend you, I'll lend you

Pac: No, not really Bagi. You've got those red eyes– I'm scared, Bagi. I don't know– I don't know what happened, actually it's an eye infection, I know– But something tells me it's not just an eye infection, that it's also some other things, you know? Like, um... y'know, right? [He fumbles again] Oh God wait, your brother– when he had those red eyes he would also turn evil. Nonononono– I'll pay you, ok? Where's the waystone? It's here, it's here, it's here– I'll pay you, ok? I'll pay the 4,500- we're gonna–

Bagi: I'll be waiting.

Pac: No no, oh- just– Just let me walk, my God, I love walking– OH, WALKING IS SO GOOD – [Pac teleports] I'll pay her.

[Bagi follows him moments after]

Pac: [Pac mumbles to himself as he begins transferring money to Bagi] 4,500... I need to pay her 4,500...

Bagi: [Sneaks up on him] Oh, perfect!

Pac: [SCREAMS]

[fortanuvasyama]

a few things that will now cause Jason extreme fear:

exercise

fear

loud noises

bright lights

fear

high temperatures

threats

low temperatures

being excited

sex

anxiety

stress

F E A R

and here's a fun fact: adrenaline actually causes the memory-making bits of your brain to be stronger, which means you have a clearer memory of exactly what happened to make you afraid

[kacievvbbbb]

Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.

Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .

the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.

Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.

Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)

Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.

[batcavescolony]

What ever you do don't think about Percy reading Estelle a little kid version of 'The Odyssey' because that's what Sally read to him but he doesn't want to scare her. Don't imagine Sally looking on with guilt in her eyes cus she HAD to read him the real one so he knew what to expect. Don't think about Sally looking down on her little girl with tears in her eyes cus she doesn't need to worry about snakes in her bed or teachers being Cyclopes. Don't think of Sally seeing Estelle with Paul and having to leave the room cus when Percy was that age they had Gabe. Don't think of the unimaginable guilt that Sally must feel for being relieved that Estelle's biggest battle at 16, is her Dad being her teacher. And whatever you do don't think about Percy feeling like an outsider in his own family even though he gets constantly reassured that he's part of it and loved.

[anotheroneofthegaysharks]

Okay have an actual post

[ataykiri]

Our stay on this earth is so so short, we’re in such a dream state that we keep forgetting this truth

[i3utterflyeffect]

And now it is time for Dark to have a dilemma!

Dark: do I continue with getting revenge, thereby traumatizing and orphaning a child, or do I let the monster go? There's no way he can be responsible for a kid anyway, but the kid gets really mad about being separated?

once they get over the initial bluescreen, yeah, but the implied information of all of this takes a WHILE to process. because WHAT THE FUCK ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED

after they do process this though i think dark would just fucking book it and grab chosen and start shaking them because YOU'RE THE OLDER ONE. WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO HERE. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THIS SITUATION. CHOSEN HELP. CHOSEN. CHOSNE PLEASE HELP ME LPEASE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT JOKING THIS IS REAL

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep - Commands - Strike Raid

[samarecharm]

Man. Goro being in strikers wouldve been soooo fucking good. Especially w the surprisingly good writing and plot??? You have to live w the consequences of your mistakes? You dont get to just Die and leave the mess you made behind? You have to confront the people youve hurt and accept that they may never forgive you? That people who care about you and love you will support you even when youre at rock bottom as long as u show a willingness to change and do better? This wouldve been a perfect way to tie up Goros whole story in neat little bow 😔😔😔

[konstya]

i’m going to bed, suppressing the urge to cry because i listened to too much music and it reminded me of my dog

[emmavakarian-theirin]

hi i think i'm back; every other platform is a shitshow and my god tumblr feels like a virus now but my dog is dying and i'm stressed as fuck and i want to just talk about my blorbos and shitpost because nothing feels okay anymore but fuck this website also

[jeremiahthefroge]

hey hi hello just finished s1 e13 of mcd. This ones ends with Garroth and Zenix out on patrol and Zenix looking up and aiming his bow at Garroth with the Scary Piano playing. What I think is a fun detail is that Zenix actually had Aphmau make that bow and those arrows for him in the previous episode! And you know! Garroth obviously at least admires Aphmau and supports her and is like, already down to protect her at this point! He might not be like super devoted to her and he might not even love her yet but still there's a bond starting there! He was like JUST talking about how he needs Aphmau to stay safe bc the village will be in safe hands if he dies and that he wouldn't want her death to be on his hands, so OBVIOUSLY HE CARES! And her bow and arrows just put this man in critical condition in the hands of the knight he is TRAINING. What!! What the fuck!!!

[chrysopeony]

Read the Suffering Game book and overcome with my love of Davenport. Like. Damn. I am thinking about him.

It was funny i was worried I wouldn't be as into Taz since I haven't engaged with it for quite a while but no, I saw a singular panel with Davenport in it and broke out into thr biggest grin. And obviously I ate well with this book but I couldn't help but think

Man! I drew a ton of him, I flooded his tag for a long period of time (I know this cause I followed his tag for the longest time. I dont know if Tumblr still shows you your own posts lol). Did I write/draw him well? Did I flanderize him? I wonder if I made people like him more or made people like him less. I know it's tough when someone who is very ubiquitous is hawking a version of a character you don't care for (especially for smaller tags)

Either way, I really hope it just came across how much I love Davenport and maybe made others love him too.

[whosname]

So, how was the Joi Rebels reunion, Gin-san?

Found this looking for the original Doraemon opening ('cause we used to get openings translate into Spanish and I couldn't remember it), best cover EVER

[byclairs]

some of the pranks i see people pulling on their so called friends would land me a life sentence in prison if that was done to me