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ratatatastic · 21 hours ago

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once again it becomes increasingly obvious paul needs his alone in forest time but he really is zito's grouchy wife wdym this man was so ready to hang up the towel after being fired from multiple coaching gigs and zito just absolutely did not let him like thats just how it happened? alright man

#paul maurice #bill zito #florida panthers #2425 #hearing the zito calling paul while he was in the woods story gets better every retelling #of course when paul retells it he has to reiterate how good the fishing was those days #“im good man! like im taking this to the house! its been fun! winnipeg toronto carolina hartford!”#PAUL YOU ARE SO DRAMATIC FOR NO REASON #bill absolutely not letting him rot in the woods is deeply funny to me #sweet husband to the grouchy wife who has to convince her to go on a first date #“now i dont wanna be anywhere else”#FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS OLD MAN HUH #“barkov is an unselfish superstar tkachuk is an unbelievable guy”#PAUL WHO LOVES TO PRAISE SASHA AND MAFFHEW WHENEVER HE CAN #whenever the kitty locker room gets praise my heart gets warm but the WE HAVE A GREAT LOCKER ROOM AND WE ARE WINNERS comment made :D #YEAHHHHHHHH #anyways is it ever a wonder why you cannot take vacation time away from paul #he needs his alone fishing in woods time to survive okay #“im going into the woods and never returning its over im ruined i can make peace with the fact that no one wants me” “i want you” “no”

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