#headcanons:sexting/chuuya

[goddamnitdazai]

sorry about what happened to the og blog :( i hope you feel better. if you're up for it can we get some sexting hcs for Dazai, Chuuya, Aku, + Atsushi? if you've done these before, i apologize and you can delete the request.

Thanks nonnie~ I’m feeling better as I write more tbh ^^;;[Dazai]• Ifyou’re away from Dazai longer than two hours most of the texts that pop up onyour phone have a dirty innuendo. They range from five sentence scenarios tofive text bubbles of all the deliciously dirty things he wants to do to yourbody. His silver tongue is not limited to manipulating for his own gain—thisman puts the kinkiest erotic novel to shame tenfold. His goal is to get yousquirming and wet just with words and he’s not afraid to ask for a picture ofhis handiwork to tide him over until he can get his hands on you.• Dazai does not like to be ignored especially if he’s trying to pull yousomewhere slightly secluded for a little public playtime. If you’re blissfullystuck in your work and not responding the way Dazai wants he sends a few topnotch favorites that get you noticeably flustered. He’ll watch quietly from theside or behind the couch, peeking every time hears that ‘ping’ of your phoneuntil you’re riled up enough for him to slide his arm around your waist andguide you to the nearest private corner.• When Dazai’s bored out of his mind in the office he’ll start a naughty littleRP with you, and he gets extra hot and bothered if you’re both in the sameroom. Even if you’re not the best at sexting him back he’ll play off whateveryou say to him and manage to turn your exchanges into an R rated novella thatleaves you flustered and craving his touch. [Chuuya]• Isn’t too shy to snap a quick pick of himself shirtless holding his cock ifhe’s away on business and missing you. He’ll attach a very detailed textdescribing all the dirty things he thinks about doing to you while he’sstroking his cock. If he’s feeling extra dirty he’ll record a short video ofhim pleasuring himself. Of course he asks you to send him a naughty picture ortwo to tide him over until he gets home.• If Chuuya has a few minutes to himself he’d rather hear your voice or see youover a mere jumble of dirty words. A steamy five minute skype or facetimesession isn’t out of the ordinary when Chuuya is away for an extended period oftime. He’s skilled at talking you through the naughty things he wants to see,especially if it involves you touching yourself. His velvety voice guides youto a quick orgasm and prompts him to finish his work faster so he can get homeand touch you himself.• Chuuya doesn’t have time to wax poetic about sex, and he’s going to tell youexactly what he wants to do to you. His words aren’t vulgar per say, but theyaren’t in the lease bit romantic. He saves the soft, sweet love-making vernacularfor sensual nights between the sheets. If he’s just relaying a dirty messagethrough text then he’s taking it down to the core and saying exactly where he’sgoing to put his tongue. If you demand he come home right this instant andpound you into the mattress he’ll say he’s not free yet—in truth he’s being ashit and wants to tease you—and continue to blow up your phone with dirty textsuntil he’s losing his own will to wait and rushes home to you.[Akutagawa]• Akutagawa, surprisingly, has a way with words that’ll make your jaw drop.Akutagawa has to be in a certain mood to respond to your naughty texts, or evenlook at his phone tbh, but if he’s in that rare state of mind he’ll quicklyreply with a simple sentence or two. Most of his responses are demands ratherthan naughty innuendoes, and he’s often reminding you how bruised your hips andthighs are going to be in the morning if you keep bothering him while he’strying to work.• Sending Akutagawa dirty picture is tempting fate with a hot poker. He’lleither refuse to respond until he gets home or he’ll send a very blunt warningabout sending pictures like that to his phone. He swiftly reminds you that onlyhis eyes are allowed to see that treasure between your legs and if you keepbaiting him with pictures he’s going to make sure you’re too tired to even holdup your phone. • Pulling Akutagawa away from work is a hard and dangerous mission, but if you’reso inclined to rile up your dedicated boyfriend with multiple texts begging himto come and fuck you he’ll make his way home just to put you in check. As muchas Akutagawa pretends to be annoyed he secretly loves the kinky things you sendhis way and gets off knowing you crave him enough to bother him while he’sbusy. [Atsushi]• The first time you ever sent this boy anything remotely naughty he all butdropped his phone in the street. Thankfully he was alone when this happened(Dazai would never let him hear the end of it if he saw) but he was utterlyperplexed about the entire situation. Despite the growing bulge in his pantsAtsushi’s response was only him stating he’d be home soon with a few typos. • Atsushi hardly ever gets the courage to start a naughty in-text triste, butwhen he does they’re more on the sweet side than the naughty. He mentions softkisses and warm embraces over the down and dirty, but there are bold occurrenceswhere he slips in a little more like his dick.• If you’re the one mentioning things that makes all the blood rush southAtsushi is fumbling for a reply just as steamy. Often he resorts to typing somethinghe remembers seeing in porn or reading in a dirty magazine and hitting sendbefore he can freak out about it and delete it. He’s extremely embarrassed whenhe gets home but if you continue to reassure him that he does in fact get youhot under the collar he’ll be more inclined to experiment with dirty littletexts when he’s got some down time at the agency.