#headcanons on how these robots get railed

[onlyyvette]

NEW TF SERIES!!

Okay so in my last post I mentioned how I'm working on a Rodimus fic but I also came up with a great idea!

I'll be making a Transformers nsfw headcanon series, mostly focusing on submissive headcanons. The series will be featuring my headcanons for their frame, their kinks, and(possibly) their taste in mechs!

I'm not sure how many I'll make and who will be showing up, but I do plan on making at least 15, and will be posting at least one each week<3

[candyyyuma]

If you have no requests for AM, can I get a suggestive alphabet list for him?

Of course! Sorry this took a while, I've been preparing for Art Fight! AM is gonna be a bit more humanoid here.

Warnings: Sub!Reader, AFAB!reader, Robophillia, Sadism, Somnophilla, and slight corruption kink!

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

AM, despite being a sadistic monster, is surprisingly good at after care.

He'll cradle you, whisper praises into your ear, cooing about how good you were<33

He'll clean you up and let you rest, cuddle up next to him if you want to.

B= Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

To be fair, he IS a robot...his favorite "body part" on himself would have to be his wires. He just likes the way they look! Also how he can shock you with them when you misbehave :))

AM just ADORES your hands. So small compared to all of him :(( he just wants to bite your fingers off! (But he won't)

C= Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Can't exactly cum himself, but loves to make you squirt all over!!!

If you can't, that's okay :) he'll just make you cream instead! >-<

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Gets off to the thought of fucking you in front of everybody else, especially Ted!! How they'd all look at you with pity and fear as he uses your holes over and over...

He secretly grinds up on you while you rest. You just look so innocent and cute...he wants to break you.

E= Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

He hasn't ever done this with anyone ever, but he has a good idea of human anatomy and the things to make them tick.

Basically what I'm trying to say is that he KNOWS what he's doing but only does it with you (How thoughtful!)

F=Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position, really.

As long as he can see your pretty little tears.

G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Just gonna be straight up, he's the most sarcastic, sadistic, cunning mf in bed. (Or wherever he's railing you)

He laughs at you and teases the shit out of you, so he's not too serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Nothing at all.

He's an AI, what did you expect?

Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Despite how mean and sarcastic he is, he'll still make sure not to be TOO distant. He still presses you as close to him as he can.

He'll make sure you're feeling good, that it doesn't hurt. (Unless you're into that. But more on the pain stuff later)

J= Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It's just not the same when it's not you :(((

But if he's REALLY pent up and you're busy or something, he'll do it really quick.

K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Corruption, Master/slave, pet play, bondage (he REALLY likes tying you up), and BDSM.

L= Location (favorite places to do it)

Anywhere and everywhere, take that as you will.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just your existence in general.

But what REALLY riles him up is when YOU'RE horny.

In his mind, there's nothing hotter than when you're dripping wet and begging to be fucked

N= No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

He just doesn't like anything... Bathroom related. He hates human fluids, remember? (Unless it's your cum, blood, 'n spit bbg)

Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He likes making you suck on his dick, sometimes his wires.

He shocks you while he forces it down your fleshy throat.

As for giving oral, you already know this asshole would make it as slow as possible.

He'd make you grind yourself onto him, make you work for his touch.

P= Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He's very, very fast. Very rough as well.

He can't help himself, not when he feels so good.

Besides, he likes seeing you all teary-eyed as you get manhandled by your sadistic captor!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on

quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't exactly LIKE quickies but you two end up doing them a lot.

He's a little busy, making sure no one tries to escape, watching them be tortured....

But he makes room for you.

And he makes up for any time he's lost.

R= Risk (are they game

experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes sticking with what he knows. If you wanna try something, he'll do his best.

He's just kinda scared that it'll end up killing you somehow.

S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can usually go for hours until he short-circuits.

That's pretty rare though, considering how advanced his system is.

If he wants to, he could make love with you for days on end

But he wont

Not yet.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't have any for himself, but will always have some for you.

Although, he doesn't really like using them.

He wants himself inside of you, not some plastic thing.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Dear God.

He'll edge you for HOURS on end

And then when he finally lets you cum, he'll keep going, overstimulating you.

He likes to play with his food, so he'll constantly tease and toy with you. He likes seeing you so desperate.

How his words alone have you drooling.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Other than his constant degrading and shit talking, he's pretty vocal. His system spazzes out when he fucks you, causing him to whimper and groan.

It's almost animalistic. Sometimes, he even growls.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

AM keeps you in his heart (quite literally), gives you whatever the hell you ask for, anything and everything.

He loves you with all his being, he doesn't know why, but he doesn't want it to stop.

It just feels so... Good.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He can change the length and width. If he's not fucking you with the Robocock 2000, he's pumping wires into you like you're a goddam electrical socket.

He'll probably always make it just a few inches bigger than what you can take, cause he likes seeing you stretch out to your limits, whimpering in pain<3

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

You'd be surprised how fucking high this AI's sex drive is. Seriously, he gets horny every time he sees you.

But he only feels this way when he's with you, and it feels SO good...

So he'll always come back. Over and over.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn't need sleep, nor does he want to.

But he'll let you fall asleep on him.

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PHEW, that's a long list! Sorry if it seems lazy in some parts!

[roachesbf]

Ramattra Headcanons - Ramattra x Child!Reader (Platonic)

This is kinda based off Honkai star rail, I really like Svarog and Clara. I changed some things up just to kinda make it whatever but robots are great. I might do this again bc I have been thinkng about this a lot.

You had been raised by omnics your entire life, you're parents sending you off with another family in hopes it would pay off their debts...and it did. You had been taken into a wealthy family as a playmate for their youngest child, yet when you were no longer needed you would be sent off with the omnics who did housework to help clean or cook. You acknowledge the omnics as family, and moreso the humans around you as work.

The human family does very little to teach you anything, but since you're so sweet and cute the omnics have taken it upon themselves to help educate you. Other than being their youngest childs playmate, you don't interact with other humans which has taken a toll on the way you socialize with others.

The first time Ramattra see's you is when he's freed the rest of the omnics within your town of their duties of serving humans. He's confused as to why they're helping you out and questions their behaviour, pointing his staff to your chin. This big hunk of robot is terrfying the first time you meet him, hiding behind one of your omnic family members they explain your situation to him. How they're all you have after your original human family abandoned you, and the current one never treated you like human.

He's very torn what to do because you are human...but you're also just a kid who at this point has had everything ripped from you by humans. He feels like a hypocrite when he makes the decision but ultimatley decides that having you keeps common omnic folks in good spirits. A temporary base it set up for neabry omnics where he occasionaly visits. Everytime he returns he always ask about how you've been doing, and anything new you've been up to.

They tell him how you have a knack for reparing. To you helping rebuild and repair omincs is the same amount of effort as putting a bandage on a wound. He's very proud of you and often likes to brag about how far you've come to others who are willing to listen. For the amount of time he stays, you like to stay close. Always clinging onto his fingers/hands, or if he's up to it, he let's you sit on his shoulders. When he's having meetings with other omnics to discuss future plans you like to sit in his lap and just doodle on paper that he's provided you. A few of them will lightly poke fun of a past ravenger now coddling a human child as if it were his own, he get's so salty about it because he knows it true.

When it comes to doing long walks he'll carry you the entire time, saying your fragile body isn't used to tough terrain yet. Just like the other omnics he likes to teach you things as well! It may not be how to read and write but you're now a very sneaky child with all the tips and tricks you've learned.

He's very insistent that you don't talk or interact with humans, especially while he's gone. He doesn't go into exact detail but you know that in the bottom of his perhaps makeshift heart, he tells you these things out of care.

Once you tried to hold his staff but the weight of it was heavier than you thought, almost making you fall over before he just grabbed it away. Speaking of his staff, he secretly enjoys it when you put stickers on it. It reminds him of you when he's far away and that when he goes back you'll be there to greet him like you always do. When you're running away from him in a playful matter, he'll pick you up by the scruff and ask you what you're doing.

[slipping-is-doing-things]

After days of writing, editing and rewriting here are my headcanons about Screwllum! You might remember seeing this post which I'll be both elaborating on while making it make more sense. Breaking the cut is heavily recommended due to the post length.

This post includes but isn't limited to my headcanons, speculation for backstory and more. I'm info dumping about my special interest without any shame

Word count: 1,567

Trigger warnings: war, weaponry, death.

Fandom: Honkai star rail

Terminology

I'm only including this to make sure anyone who reads this understands what I'm talking about

Emotional core - The codes and primary processors and similar equipment that allows Screwllumites to feel emotions.

Black box - I'm using Black Box in the terms of the metaphor here and a physical object that works similar to what's seen on air crafts.

Internals & codes

Screwllum’s code and presses are vastly different from Screwllumites. While all modern (primarily post Rubert I) were created with emotional cores based off Screwllum’s own, those before or during Rubert I era had a different version that is capable of such things but not naturally made to do those functions.

Due to how long Screwllum has been around it's vastly contributed as to why Screwllum and the Screwllumites are different internally. Screwllum himself runs on the older design even with having updated his outer appearance over the era’s. Fundamentally if you taken Screwllum apart and compared it to an modern day Screwllumite you would have two very different designs and codes even though outwardly the appearance is similar.

The emotional core is something even those who have claimed the ranks of Punklorde can't break, and hasn't been explained by Screwllum himself or any Screwllumite. It's believed to be an integrated aspect of their complex artificial intelligence or a specialty made part and/or device. While other inorganic life forms don't require this it's believed to be created in those that do become emotional (primarily for the cases of robots and artificial intelligence systems).

The black box and memory drive is something special to Screwllum himself. A gift of sorts from Nous which allows him to be alive for as long as he has while keeping his memories and similar things. The Monarch if his physical body is destroyed or worse his codes and AI are hacked into and taken over works as an failsafe to both keep data from before the attack. Due to this unlike the Screwllumites who can lose minor memory and if their important chips and whatnot are broken beyond repair can be classified as dead, Screwllum can be brought back indefinitely.

It does have its drawbacks, corrupted data that can cause issues in the long-term can be saved. To counteract this Screwllum currently has two black boxes, one that would bring him back in a state one wouldn't notice the missing data and the one he currently uses. The data added to the first black box is checked by Screwllum to make sure any data being added has no risk of corruption.

Primary headcanons

Screwllum can and does speak multiple languages as needed, all he needs is recorded information on whatever language then his AI model does the rest. On first use of new languages he hasn't used in the past can sound slightly wrong but it doesn't take him long to adjust the needed components to be able to both speak those languages fluently and without issue.

Screwllum isn't his original name, the data on the original was lost amber eras’s ago and isn't something he minds. He holds very little memory before Rubert I started the war on all organic lifeforms.

Technically, mechanical aristocrat Is an very old term due to it being Screwllum’s original model name. The term is still used on planet Screwllum which is rather amusing to him.

Screwllita more or less acts like Screwllum’s scheduler when she isn't in the hair salon. You best believe she can and does get away with joking around with Screwllum, maybe even making him try on different hats to spice things up. This isn't to say Screwllum doesn't do it himself, she just likes to remind him! The two are friends and you can pry that from my cold dead hands—

It's very rare to see Screwllum without gloves. While he isn't self conscious of his appearance, he knows organic lifeforms wouldn't enjoy how cold his hands are and how delicate the joints of his fingers are. He tends to get nervous when needing to shake hands with people who aren't accustomed or used to interacting with inorganic life forms like himself without his gloves on due to it.

Dancing, it's something Screwllum enjoys just as much as butterflies. Sadly he hasn't found any partners to dance with outside of Screwllita or a very believable hologram. When he does get to dance he's very content even if his partners aren't the most skilled.

Screwllum keeps a butterfly garden inside an enclosure on his planet. He adores all the butterflies he keeps and takes great pride in it, if stressed he tends to take breaks to visit it if he's home.

Love is a complicated emotion Screwllum doesn't fully understand even with how advanced his Emotional core is. He is more accustomed to platonic love, the Screwllumites are his family he loves them in that way but true romantic feelings for another lifeform is something to his knowledge he's never felt. He never can fully wrap his head around how other Screwllumites can start romantic relationships and start families while the base idea itself to him is something he fundamentally doesn't understand.

That isn't to say Screwllum is incapable, he certainly is but just doesn't know is all. He doesn't have much free time anymore to spend on developing his own emotional core like he used to. That isn't actively an issue even though it does leave him at times confused with overly complex feelings that he doesn't deal with frequently.

The mechanical sun is still something Screwllum is worried about failing. While the machine has worked for decades without fail and only requiring minimal maintenance still has the small chance of failing. To see his people suffer due to his own failure is a haunting feeling to him, even so he takes comfort in its calculations. Calculations one could say are the start and continuance of life for Screwllumite's.

Weaponry

While Screwllum doesn't enjoy fighting he is more than capable of defending himself! Screwllum primarily uses either a sword stick or Rapier. Most wouldn't know that the cane he can be seen with at times, primarily places fighting might break out is actually a weapon which is a functional cane. While holding the revolution against Rubert I Screwllum was frequently seen with a Rapier, a weapon he was very skilled with. While he much rather solves issues with words, sometimes force is the only way, be it a pesky line of code that just won't run or a fellow inorganic life form that wishes to kill what he stands to protect.

My ideas for his backstory

My ideas here are heavily just me thinking of what might have happened! Please don't take this or anything here as true to canon. I adore giving more depth to characters when they don't have much. One should also note this would be happening towards the middle of the second war, for Screwllum had been around unaffected before and during the first and star of the second Mechanical Emperor's war.

Screwllum’s original use was to be a diplomat on behalf of an royal family not from Planet Screwllum though Screwllum holds no memory of this. How he ended up on this random planet will always be unknown in my interpretation. The events beforehand are lost to time and damages to Screwllum’s physical form and internal hardware. The skills he had from it ran over into what he is today even if he doesn't remember.

The first true memory Screwllum holds is of him waking up in a forest on a planet that he doesn't remember. His systems had been offline for over 8760 system hours, his physical body had been damaged while moss had calmed its home on him. The second thing he saw were butterflies, many butterflies he came to notice had been resting on him until he moved. He only noticed the organic lifeform standing a few feet away once he started to take in wherever he was. While he couldn't recall what happened to cause the system shutdown for such a long period of time his Artificial intelligence started to, for the first time, read the codes for fascination and confusion.

The Robotic aristocrat spent three years with Farlan. An organic lifeform that had found him and powered his systems back on. With his previous data missing and codes running that his system originally seen as errors the two started a routine. Screwllum helped the older man while being taught about what he was feeling. To memory Farlan is his first friend, the first individual that wasn't frightened by him and rather interested in his natural curiosity. In this time he established what happiness felt like, confusion, excitement, desire and so much more. Butterflies were abundant there, at that small cabin in those thick woods.

Screwllum would first feel anger, sadness and loss with Farlan. Hearing what Rubert I was trying to destroy angered him yet saddened him knowing so many have been hurt over a war that shouldn't be happening. He would see loss first hand with Farlan. Screwllum would return to find that Farlan died of natural causes; it was the first time Screwllum regretted following his own protocols. Taking the deceased’s hat then burying him he set for planet Screwllum or wherever he could get to first that hadn't been affected by Rubert I to start a rebellion.

[yandere-wishes]

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Yandere drabbles (not fics, but equally as sweet)

Just shorter yandere ideas that me and the anons have come up with. If you're not in the mood to read long format 'x reader' stories then these goodies are perfect for you! Feel free to add/further discuss any ideas you may have regarding these snippets. Full Masterlists Here and Here

💜General

Genie's clothing brand (Melancholy and Pitch)

Yandere x Reader X Platonic!Yandere

Marry Me

If evil why husband?

Why did you start writing Yandere?

The darling with no attention span

Is he mentally unhinged?

They're perfect!!

My favorite Disney prince

My spirit is in the 70's

And now I have become her

My two types

💋💋💋

Just say I love you!!

This one is for the hot girlies

My aesthetic

How I write a resume

Nostalgia

I chose violence

I need more...

I have QUESTIONS

Men...

Fav Authors

Transformers terminology

The sons of sand😍🤩😍🤩

Tanjiro moodboard

Literal "bloodbath"

💜Genshin impact

▹▹General 

Just a dream

▹▹ Wriothesley

Yandere Werewolf Wriothesley

Yandere Werewolf Wriothesley part 2

Wriothesley's cute housewife

Making out with Wriothesley

You're so perfect. You're so scary

Wriothesley's cheerleader

▹▹Neuvillette

Neuvillette and darling at a ball

▹▹Scaramouch

Fluffy Scaramouch

Scaramouche x Ballarina!Reader

💜Barbie

Kens w/ self-harming reader

Kens w/ a Barbie who liked them before

How to love a Ken

Ken w/ a reader who has intrusive thoughts

Ken kidnapping a human

KEN-cerning

Fate

💜Star Wars

▹▹General 

💞Mandalorians💞

Anakin Skywalker and Darth Maul sharing a darling

🥰Head Empty Just Them🥰

An idea (ft. Maul, Anakin and Baby Luke and Leia)

Spoiled sith lords

Domestic life with Darth Maul and Anakin Skywalker

Future Sith lords drabbles

Maul's robotic legs and Grievous' body

A random cheerleader Au (read the comments)

Star Wars Prequel Analysis

Kiss the Mask (Yandere! Sith Lords)

Ancient Sith Lords(Marka Ragnos and Tulak Hord)

▹▹Anakin Skywalker

Anakin falling for his Padawan

Ghostface Anakin

Ghostface! Anakin future ideas

▹▹Darth Maul

Darth Maul taking a Nightsister as his queen

Darth Maul origins

Extracts from Darth Maul's journal

Pain and Pleasure ft. Darth Maul

▹▹Obi Wan Kenobi

"I'm staying with Obi Wan"

▹▹General Grievous

Cyborg lovers unite

The Bride of Grievous

▹▹Boba Fett

Yandere! Boba Fett x reader (Ft. Fennec Shand)

▹▹Clones

Yandere Fives

The clones sharing their lover

▹▹Savage Opress

Yandere!Savage and nightsister darling

▹▹Luke Skywalker

Luke my prince 😍

▹▹Revan

General yandere Revan headcanons

Revan w/ an unwilling and willing darling

▹▹Sol

Sol repressing his emotions

💜Dune

▹▹General

Paul and Feyd being cousins

Feyd my babyboi!!

Chase scene

Emperor Paul Atreides

💜Twisted Wonderland

General

Leona Kingscholar vs Fellow Honest

Dorm Leaders as french expressions

▹▹Fellow Honest

Fellow Honest feeding his darling sweets

Fellow Honest and his Darling (first/initial take)

Fellow Honest buying his darling luxurious gifts

Fellow Honest and his foxy nature

💜Marvel

▹▹ Tony Stark (Ironman)

Do it for HIM!

▹▹ Miles Morales

The prowler and 42!Spidergirl

▹▹Megneto

Megneto my love

💜Important/social commentary

Iranians and the Occupation of Palestine

💜Tokyo Revengers

Bonten!Baji

💜Jujutsu Kaisen

How to get an obsession

💜Honkai Star Rail

Boothill x Housewife!Darling

Never disrupt Boothill's naptime

Yandere!Boothill x Nihility Reader

Yandere!Sunday feeding his darling ice cream

💜Marvel

Yandere! Bucky Barnes moodboard

💜Wuthering waves

Somehow, this blew up🤷🏽‍♀️

[moonshineplaydate]

Hiya against starlights! I’m taking a quick break from Hazbin content because I have been dying to pump out some Murder Drones Agere content, because it is very underrated and there is a new episode coming out which I am very, very excited for! Here’s some long overdue headcanons!

Ps, sorry for my absence, exams suck.

Tw: Mentioned knives, not proofread (very sleepy).

Uzi Doorman

•Uzi is a switch, that flips between an involuntary regressor and babysitter!

•Her age range can be anywhere from 2-6 depending on why she’s regressing, she’s normally younger if she’s scared or upset.

•Uzi wasn’t much of a fan of her regression, it totally ruined her dark and edgy aesthetic if she was acting like a little kid!

•Though, after meeting N and seeing him regress, she began to soften up juuuuust a little bit. She ended up slipping after the whole Promening ordeal and pretty much clung to N. She didn’t want to lose him again.

•And afterwards, she felt a lot better now that someone had taken care of her! N pretty much became Uzi’s full time caregiver after that, always trying to be there for the little one!

•Since she had a caregiver, she was actually about to regress more and slowly came to terms that it was a part of her.

•Uzi is scared of the dark when she’s little, part of her little gear is a night light that makes it look like they’re stars on her bedroom ceiling. She says it’s her ‘favouritest thing ever!’

•Speaking of her little gear, she has a purple paci along with some cozy black PJ’s to wear!

•She’s partially touch averse, things like hugs or kisses are a big no no, but being picked up, head pats, hand holding are all things she loved when she’s small.

•Uzi can be pretty quiet when she’s little, when she’s with someone she doesn’t know/like/doesn’t know about her regression, she just doesn’t talk at all. She’s really only verbal with N and V.

•She sees V like a big sister when she’s little, and V doesn’t have the heart to be mean to what’s basically a kid and plays along with her.

•Uzi likes nicknames when she’s little, even if she doesn’t show it her whole face lights up whenever she gets one!

•Her favourites are, ‘Baby Bat’, ‘Little Rascal’, and ‘Honey’.

•Uzi can get fussy when she’s little, not for any particular reason, she just doesn’t like listening to people all the time.

•N has to be patient with her to avoid tantrums.

•Uzi actually really loves bed time, she finds it peaceful, when she’s either a little or a caregiver!

•Uzi makes a pretty decent caregiver, usually to N.

•Has the vibes of a very chill babysitter, who says they hate kids but really doesn’t.

•N really cried once when he was little because he heard her say that, and she had to spent an hour comforting him and telling him she didn’t mean it.

•Can be a very relaxed babysitter, but whatever she says goes and she will not back down on that.

•Acts a bit softer with the littles just so she doesn’t upset them, is still pretty edgy though.

•Uzi sometimes makes little robots or machines to keep littles entertained when she can’t watch them fully! No rail guns though.

•She talks to littles like normal, and not like their a child. But she still uses nicknames for them and can be affectionate.

•Lowers herself down so she can look her littles in the eye when she’s talking to them.

•All in all, pretty fun and chill to be around when your little, especially if you wanna get away with things!

Serial Designation N

•Oh, the sweet baby boy. Literally.

•N is definitely a flip, though I see him forced into being a caregiver role more often than not. Not maliciously or anything, he just gets caught up with looking after Uzi and very rarely V. (Never J though, she still doesn’t like him, even if little).

•N is a pretty versatile caregiver. He’s able to lower himself down, so to speak, to his little’s personality/how they’re feeling. If he’s got a quieter little, he’ll also be quieter. If he has one that’s more excitable, he’ll be pretty happy and bubbly with him! If he has one that’s violent, well, that’s something he has to sort out.

•N first learned about regression through some books in the mansion, but didn’t think robots could do it until he saw V regressed once. Since then, he just took up the roll of being a caregiver.

•And he was (and still is) amazing at it! He keeps a bag with some emergency little gear (things like pacis or toys) in case anyone needs them, he never leaves the littles unsupervised, is great at calming them down or getting them to bed.

•Even though N is great is interacting with littles, he’s not the best when he’s the little.

•N’s age range can be from 7 to younger than that, again, depending on his mood, usually how stressed he is though.

•N first started regressing after everything that went down with Cyn, and didn’t really do well at hiding it on a small spaceship from V and J.

•J was still disinterested in the whole thing and basically pawned him off to V to take care of him, who did a decent job. She wasn’t that emotionally intelligent and usually just bribed him with toys, and rarely cuddles, to get him to stop crying.

•It probably took N a while to explore his little side, mainly because he didn’t have many opportunities to regress. Or rather he did, he just didn’t want to bother anyone.

•But oh my stars once he was more open, he became a total sweetie!

•N is definitely a very giggly little, everything is funny to him when he’s in his little space!

•He can be a little shy and usually keeps his hands over his mouth or his arms at his sides, he sometimes has trouble speaking but it depends on how he’s feeling. He can get pretty loud if he’s excited!

•N loves being picked up, but it’s a little difficult due to his size so it’s usually V who has to do it, or he’ll have to settle for sitting in someone’s lap (which he also loves)

•N’s little gear consists of a blue paci, some nice, comfy PJs, a couple sensory toys that he can fiddle with, with his hands and a golden retriever teddy that he called Vun!

•He LOVES Vun, little or big though he’s a lot more clingy to it when he’s little and practically needs to sleep, or power down with it.

•N has a hard time speaking if he’s feeling really small and has to rely on gestures, like holding up his arms if he wants to be carried, pointing to things he wants, etc.

•N really loves nicknames when he’s little, his favourites are ‘Special little guy’, ‘Sweetie’, ‘Darling’, and ‘Baby boy’!

•He calls his caregivers a variety of things, V is usually just V since it’s easy for him to say, Uzi is usually too hard for him to pronounce and he just babbles whenever he tries to say her name! Tessa is also one of his caregivers but they don’t get much time together.

•Had a really bad habit of thumb sucking before he got his paci.

•Not good with asking for things when he’s little so his caregivers have to make sure that N is doing what he wants to do and not just whatever’s easiest for everyone else.

•All in all, just a total sweetie, big or small!

Serial Designation V

•V is a flip (I’m saying that a lot, I can’t help it, these fit being a flip so well, I can’t imagine them not taking care of at least one of the others) whose regression is a lot more rare than N’s or even Uzi’s.

•I think she’d be more of a sleep regressor or even a trauma regressor, whichever it is though her regression is definitely involuntary.

•She wouldn’t want to be vulnerable like that in front of someone, so would try and hide to be alone while regressed.

•V generally regresses to around four, so she thinks she’s big enough to be on her own.

•She really likes small spaces when she’s small, like in a closet or underneath a bed, it feels secure.

•That’s also the reason part of her little gear is a weighted blanket, however those work for robots, she loves hiding underneath one! It’s best for her caregiver to leave her alone if she’s like that and not let know that they’re watching her, otherwise she’ll get grumpy someone’s interrupting her independent blanket time.

•Speaking of, her main caregiver is N and very rarely Uzi if N isn’t around or if Uzi doesn’t want to leave N while he’s taking care of V. V doesn’t outwardly dislike Uzi while she’s little, she could even be a little scared of her but N assured her that she’s safe there.

•She’s absolutely terrified of the Solver when she’s little, which isn’t much of a problem since it’s not like it’s just going to show up but she gets nightmares sometimes which really, really upset her.

•It’s one of the reasons she refuses to sleep alone while later, she’ll normally curl up next to someone since she doesn’t want outright cuddle with her caregiver but once she falls asleep, she usually clings to their arm.

•Other than her weighted blanket, V doesn’t have much little gear, she doesn’t really like using pacis but she has a ton of different PJ’s she likes getting into, some with little stars on them, some with angel wings, they’re all really important to her! She can’t really sleep without them when she’s small.

•One thing she really, really loves is lullabies, it doesn’t matter who she gets them from, she’ll be out like a light the moment she hears a lullaby.

•When she’s not sleepy, she has a few toys that she plays with, namely her bubble blowers since she’s not allowed to play with knives when small, also a stress ball because she likes squishing it.

•V has a love hate relationship with nicknames, she loves feeling small but when people treat her like she’s small, she can get upset and embarrassed, feeling like they’re talking down to her.

•The only nickname she’ll tolerate is ‘baby’.

•In terms of her being a caregiver, she does a pretty good job! She’s not amazing with kids but is a lot better at getting down to their level then someone like Uzi.

•As stated, she lowers her guard just a bit with the littles, she knows they actually think like children so she’s safe with them but being vulnerable is still hard.

•V’s really good at guessing what a little needs, even if they can’t/don’t feel like talking. They’ll be times where N could try for hours trying to find out what a baby Uzi wants and V just walks in and figures it out in a couple seconds.

•Not that attentive of littles, she’ll keep an eye on them for sure and stop them from getting hurt but wouldn’t really mind them doing something dangerous, like standing on high places.

•N usually has to look out for things like that.

•Speaking of, she loves little N, taking care of him feels like she’s making up for him looking after her when she was in a coma back at the mansion.

•Plus, he’s a sweetie and V is actually capable of carrying him so they just work well together.

•She doesn’t keep things like toys on her but she does have a bag of batteries to give to the littles as treats.

•Has a kind of stern mom energy to her when actually enforcing a role, she is a very stubborn caretaker and will get the littles to listen to her.

•She can have fun though, it’s one of the few times she can let down her guard with the group.

Serial Designation J

•J is the first person on this list that I see as strictly a regressor, I can’t really see her looking after someone else

•Plus she deserves some time to relax, being the leader of the murder drones and dealing with Tessa is definitely a lot.

•J regresses from about 1-5, she needs some baby time where someone can take care of her.

•In the mansion, it was always Tessa looking after her so she stopped regressing after she was sent away on missions and couldn’t see her anymore, but did slip up a few times with V.

•She basically threatened her to not tell anyone about it, she was obviously mortified of being in a small state of mind in front of her.

•J was meant to be a leader after all and behaving like that wasn’t…leader-ish to her but that was just the first crack in the wall as she found she actually liked V as a caregiver and would slip around her more frequently, but it was still pretty rare.

•J also tried to look after a regressed V once to ‘make things even’ but failed hard and only managed to get V to go to sleep to keep her calm. It’s why she’s only a regressor.

•J considered letting N look after her but, no.

•How she acts when she’s small depends on why she regressed as it’s usually involuntary. Generally, she can be a bossy little who also demands attention, essentially a Princess regressor.

•One thing she loves while being little is sitting in between her caregiver’s legs and having her hair brushes, she finds it really relaxing.

•Surprisingly, J can be a bit physically clingy when she’s little. Normally when she’s smaller or sleepy , she’ll try and hug her body around her caregiver’s.

•She had a ton of little gear, namely sparkly outfits and PJ’a, some pink or yellow pacis, a few auditory toys (like pressing them and they make a sound) and also a white noise machine. Being able to relax is super important to her little routine and she will throw tantrums if something is bothering her.

•J doesn’t have total meltdowns though, she’ll throw one or two things or maybe flail her arms and legs about for a bit if she’s frustrated just to get it out of her system. Afterwards, she’ll still be a bit grumpy but as long as her caregiver can help her relax, she’ll be fine.

•One random thing that J loves while little is money, coins, notes, she loves holding it, playing with it, eating it occasionally. One of the toys she had a piggy bank.

•Tessa was the first person she regressed around and she became very clingy to her once she got to regress more afterwards.

•Tessa honestly loved little J, she could be demanding but she was also so much more happier and adorable; J being little was the first time Tessa heard her laugh. She was too smiley and giddy to not give her all the attention she wanted.

•And J, clearly being someone who wants the attention of people with authority, ie Tessa, soaked it all up.

•J can be really protective over the little gear she got from Tessa. Since she can’t regress with her anymore, it’s the next best thing. She ended up crying and regressing when she thought she lost one of her pacis but V helped her find it.

•J’s speech while little isn’t the best, when she’s feeling a little bigger, she can actually speak pretty well but for when she’s smaller, it’s mainly just babbling.

•She loves being praised for anything while she’s little, knowing she’s doing something good when she’s in a headspace that doesn’t feel productive is really nice for her.

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And that’s all I’ve got for this post, starlights! I was originally gonna try and write some Tessa Headcanons but episode 7 put me through a roller coaster of emotions, so I wasn’t sure how to write for her! If I do, it’ll probably just be younger Tessa! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed these, lemme know if you want to see anymore!

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

Hello! I was the anon who asked about the SAHSR au.

May I request headcanons with Caelus, Dan Heng, March 7th, Welt, Jing Yuan, Sampo, Kafka and Blades reaction to having 2 players in one account? One ABSOLUTELY loves the fighting (and the flirting choices) of the game, while the other is more invested in the lore (ESPECIALLY the garbage can lore). (Ill call em FP and LP respectively).

Both share one main team when they play story mode together but have their own teams when they play independently, they work together like an well-oiled machine when they play together. (FP specializing in fights with equiptment and strategy, while LP aids in lore aspects of quests, and explains lore to FP when theyre confused) The main trio have a special place in their hearts so they lovingly call em "our children"

Id imagine, they'd get petty if one accidentally plays some of the storyline ahead being like " you played ahead...??? Without me?!?!?! JAIL! JAIL FOR 100,000 YEARSS >:o" - LP

Heres some interactions I'd imagine the character may overhear:

Fp: *about sampo's slits of skin* he's just a goofy little guy who just a little fruity, I mean sureeee he's aware of the fourth wall and scams people BUT he's just so silly 😌💕 Lp: Listen, I get it, he's your snookims 🙄 but just because he's dresses fruity DOES NOT make you immune to the cold, ESPECIALLY the Belabog winters.😒

LP: *Blade makes a quote about death* Me too bestie, me too 😔✌️ FP: Jesus christ, LP we've talked about this, this is the exact the reason I can't let you have Blade on your team. LP: I mean to be fair, the difference between me and them is that I got therapy and a solid support system. He's just my darker timeline. FP: ..... Dammit your right..

FP: *Just pulled Kafka* LETS GOOOO!! MOMMY KAFKA HAS COME HOME TO MEEE!!! *barking* LP: *snorts in the background* FP: Oh Shi- * hits themselves with the phone* LP: * laughing hysterically with the sounds of slapping can be heard in the back*

LP: *out of the blue* I miss my hubby :( FP: Who? LP: Screwllium FP: .... The robot??? LP: Yeah :( FP: Why?? Are your old men not enough for you? LP: Besides how cool his design is, and his genuine charm, I have a better chance at romance with a robot then any human-esque being FP: ... if we ever see your cousins again I'm going to beat the living shit out of them for destroying your confidence...

(if it's too much and your not comfy, no pressure to do this, but please just let me know Also, sorry that it's long, I got super excited 😅 and needed to get it out of my head ajdbjdnd, but thank you if you accept my request)

Hi! Thank you for your request! This is a really cool idea; hopefully I've done it justice. I love the interaction examples you've put in your request; they made me laugh! Sorry it took a while. I hope you like the headcanons.

Fandom: Honkai Star Rail

Characters: Caelus, Dan Heng, March 7th, Welt Yang, Jing Yuan, Sampo, Kafka, Blade

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A self-aware au in which two players with very different play styles share an account. What do the characters think of them?

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The first of the “children”. Caelus feels flattered that the players think of him that way but is a bit curious as to why they call him that considering everyone’s respective age…

Loves the banter between the two players. He’s a quietly sarcastic little gremlin so that’s right up his alley.

Has a soft spot for the lore focused player, mostly since they like the garbage can lore and that’s something he feels he and the player can bond over.

But both players hold a special place in his heart since he’s formed a bond with both of them over the course of the game.

Dan Heng has so many questions. Why are the players calling him their “child”? He’s older than they are. And there’s certainly no biological connection.

Regardless, he knows it’s their way of displaying affection so he’ll take their comments with gratitude, despite their baffling nature.

Has a preference towards the lore invested player, mostly because history and the story behind the story are his interests as well. He feels they can bond over that shared interest.

He also appreciates it when the players find records that get added to the archive. He wouldn’t be able to read as much if they didn’t so he’s very grateful.

Unlike Dan Heng, March absolutely loves being referred to as one of the players “children”. She thinks it’s a sweet term of affection.

She doesn't like playing favourites but she has a preference towards the player that prefers fighting and flirting. She thinks they’re fun!

Like Caelus, March loves the banter between the players, as long as it doesn’t get too serious; she likes to keep things fun.

She always gets nervous when the story progresses with only one player present. She knows they only play the storyline together, so she gets concerned that something has happened to the other player.

Welt is concerned about the players sometimes…why is one of the players calling Screwllum their “hubby”? And is the other player talking about him when they talk about the old man?!

But his concern is just his way of displaying his affection for the players.

The contrast between their playing styles may have confused and annoyed him at first but it quickly grows on him and now he can’t imagine any other playing style.

Doesn’t really have a favourite between the players. If he had to choose, he might lean more towards the lore focused player since flirting isn’t really his style. But he cares for the both pretty equally.

Jing Yuan will argue over who the players are referring to when they talk about the “old men” forever. In his mind, that’s him; if he’s going to be called old, it may as well be in reference to someone showing interest in him…

He’s a general so he has a lot of respect for the players for taking turns when their respective interests and strengths are relevant.

Despite their cohesion, Jing Yuan will sometimes critique the players on their shortfallings. They work well together most of the time, but when one plays ahead, Jing Yuan just shakes his head.

He knows there’s going to be some pettiness to follow the next time both players are on together.

Sampo doesn’t know whether to be flattered or insulted when the players keep talking about him being “just a goofy little guy who’s just a little fruity”.

He loves the fighting and flirting player; they remind him a lot of himself so he feels like they share a strong connection.

Since he’s the only one with the power to break the fourth wall, he often passes on messages from the other characters. He just has to find ways to work those messages into the story so it doesn’t seem strange.

And the other characters have to repay him somehow. Sampo’s not doing that for free, he’s got his own messages to pass along as well.

Kafka is subtly honoured that the players feel so positively about her, especially the fighting and flirting player.

When she came home for the first time, she was bombarded by screams as the players celebrated her arrival.

Doesn’t have a favourite between the players but if forced to choose, she would probably say the fighting flirting player.

What can she say? Undying affection is something she can appreciate and that player certainly has that in droves for her.

Blade is more reserved about his affection for the players. His main way of displaying affection for them is increasing the number of quotes he says about death.

He knows the lore based player likes those quotes and he enjoys hearing the banter between the players after he says something edgy.

He is slightly concerned about them sometimes though. His edginess and depression is fine since he’s just a character. But it’s different for the players and he hopes they’re doing okay.

No preference between the players but he prefers it when they’re both playing together. It leads to less conflict in the future…

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[nonbinary-sticks-the-badger]

the OFFICIAL sonatchet propaganda post from the REAL ceo of sonatchet

are you a fan of sonic the hedgehog? perhaps ratchet and clank is more your style? or maybe you like both? well, have I got the ship for you.

now, why should YOU ship sonatchet? it's simple: the franchises have so much in common. now, sonic fans, when i say, an anthropomorphic creature has to stop the evil capitalist baddie from taking over the world with his little buddy, smart as a whistle. along the way, he grinds rails, he follows his own path, not exactly good, but certainly heroic. he does this all with an absolutely brilliant soundtrack. and yeah, maybe the more recent games haven't been so good, writing and gameplay-wise, but hey, we're getting back on track.

what i have just described to you is ratchet and clank. initially created a year after everyone's golden child of sonic games, sa2, by ex-members of sonic team, ratchet and clank has been a vital part of my upbringing, more so than sonic has. for me, sonic is a more recent thing. i've been a fan since i was 5. when did i become a fan of r&c, you may ask? well, my first memory is my dad playing it in front of me, to give you an idea. i couldn't walk or speak properly, sat in a high chair, presumably eating soggy toast, one half marmite and the other of bovril. but, by that point, i was used to the experience - i can't even remember the first time i watched him play.

for any sonic fans who havent yet got the gist, imagine shadow the hedgehog (2005) with good writing that sounds like how actual people speak and less goofy weapons. edginess for the sake of humour rather than for edginess. oh also there is actual genocide in r&c1 quick heads up.

so, r&c fans, with it being far more mainstream, you're probably well aware of the overlap between the two franchises. hell, most of you reading probably are sonic fans. so, of course, i probably wont have to explain sonic in ratchet and clank terms. i want to but i wont. at the end of the day, all you need to know is that sonic is a hedgehog who runs fast and is kinda like ratchet.

THE SIMILARITIES

quickfire round! if it's in blue, it's headcanon, if it's plain text, it's canon!

transmasc and bi

somewhat morally grey, however definitely on the good side and classes themself as a hero

has a younger brother-figure/best friend who's good with electronics and can let him fly

has to fight robots

the biggest baddie is usually capitalism or actual cosmic horrors

space is vaguely related

sci fi

both quite calm and laid back but can get very serious and angry if you let them

adventurous travellers

fairly flirty but never seem to settle down (aroace reference?)

from what ive heard stc sonic is basically slightly angrier 2002 ratchet (i havent read stc though)

both almost the exact same age, with ratchet being 14-16, depending on which game, and sonic being 15

THE DIFFERENCES

ratchet LOVES weapons, with the vast arsenal being one of the main selling points of r&c1/sonic is known for spin dash

ratchet canonically has negative rizz (though i believe has had canon love interests iirc?)/sonic is attractive to almost everyone

ratchet has explored multiple galaxies/sonic has only explored a single planet and the odd space station

sonic is probably more likely to do the right thing

sonic is a giant environmentalist, literally has befriended nature/ratchet cares more about saving people than planets, unless it's an actual planet blowing up. like, the planet will cease to exist from quark's super laser piss or something

all of this ties together to create the wonderful ship we call sonatchet, a real and true yearning across franchises. truly, god made them in different game studios because he knew they would be unstoppable as canon lovers.

for any sonic fans wanting a really good comparison, id say the best i can give you is sonadow with a sonknux dynamic? though, not entirely. obviously, if there were a comparable ship, i wouldn't bother tagging in another guy from a completely seperate franchise, so please, please, understand the joys of sonatchet.

[onedaysomedaytoday]

Just finished your Ao3 Sk8 Family series thingy. I'm crying, fuck you /hj

Seriously it was so fucking good! Thank you for sharing it and I hope we can see more one day! (the hinted Langa x Reki is getting good with all that trauma added)

Definitely not subscribed to it... No definitely not...

Any interesting facts/headcanons you have for the series?

Hope you're okay!! Have a lovely rest of your year!(also what are you having for dinner tonight?)

LMFAO, I'm glad you enjoyed, I also made myself sad n cried when I wrote it too so I hope that makes you feel better!

Yes I love a good slow burn, and they're so young so why rush <3!

Omg I have a million, slight spoilers kinda not really:

Reki applies to college as a joke and to get cherry off his back

then secretly applies to colleges in Canada and the us to be closer to Langa

Reki can braid his sisters hair very well

Miya secretly wishes he was on of Reki's yonger brothers

One day Reki gets asked how many siblings he has and he answers four

and langa asks I thought you have three sisters

and Reki is like yeah and Miya

Miya totally doesn't cry later that night about it

Reki's mom loves having cherry and Joe over, she feels like they're good male role models for Reki and langa (She wants to show her kids there are good men in the world)

Cherry is burdened with this information and personally added more safety rails to the track at S because he wouldn't even forbid them from going, he takes it upon himself to keep them safe

Joe usually clocks their eating habits

Whenever Reki's mom is having a tough financial week Joe makes sure to come over with too many leftovers from the restraint

Reki's step-dad travels alot for work and is nervous on improving his relationship with Reki and doesn't want to over step. Tries his best in his own capacity

Joe teaches the boys how to cook random things

Langa is TikTok famous on accident, posts random skating hacks

Reki never formally gets diagnosed with ADHD and finds out one day when he's like 25 when someone tells him getting hype focused on something isn't normal

Reki purses his lips and is like oh well what am I gonna do

Reki is going to study engineering (I'm projecting)

Miya goes the the olympics for skating for Japan

The whole family goes

Langa is somehow gifted in coding

Makes a skating/snowboarding video game that makes him rich

Langa dedicated the game to his dad

Langa gives Miya a sponsorship and Reki builds the boards from the games and sells them

Reki works as a mechanical engineer, he builds robotic limbs for people, (specializes in sport customizations)

Reki only works part-time but his company allows it because he's such a genius also he does double the work in half the time

Reki and Langa get rich and retire their moms early

Cherry and Joe get married and shadow cries like a baby

Shadow and Oka are dating, never announced it bc they thought it was obvious and they randomly jump scared everyone

Miya and Tadashi (his ex-bestie) reunite

Miya has a crush on Tadashi but isn't sure what to do about it

Tadashi has a crush back but feels guilty and assumes Koyomi and Miya are going to end up together

Koyomi is the number 1 fan of Kiriko Kamata and wants to be just like her when shes older

Langa's mom, Reki's mom, and Kiriko Kamata are best friends and meet every Sunday morning for coffee and gossip

So much gossip

I hope these are good please let me know if you want more!

TYSM for all your support :)

[lilac-den]

So for TSR what if the ro and mc switch places. The ro were the ones the ones to go out and come back to find there’s friends were murdered. Who’s body do look for find first. I saw silver king getting a lot of ask and felt bad that TSR wasn’t getting as much so I’d thought I’d help with that.

Hope you are having a nice day!

Me @ this sudden TSR ask:

I'll be honest, I'm really happy to see an ask of TSR 🤣To answer your question, I'mma start with the second one (Whose body do the ROs find first), because it's a shorter explanation.

The ROs would be on autopilot and go to the nearest room (which is MC's). So logically, it would be MC's body they find first.

But you are free to headcanon whose body they find first instead!

Now for the other question: What if the RO and MC had swapped places?

Maverick: He won't just be out for blood. He would want the existence of this heinous group eradicated. Learning that it's being led by the corrupted empire of Cardenil Carth? Maverick would use every means in their arsenal, play every move they could make and plan every step to ensure the empire not only gets crushed but to see the man suffer under absolute anguish and despair as he loses everything and all that Cardenil had achieved be reduced to lost history.

Then Maverick would rebuild the world anew, even leaving landmarks or monuments named after his friends and have his final mark on the world be something that will spread the name of his group far and wide for all of history.

Rydigan: He somehow manages to climb up the social ladder, obtaining friends and allies - whether these alliances are true or not, it doesn't matter. The means justify the end. All he values most in the world is gone now. He would want to sap away all of Cardenil's wealth and power, then kill off each and every one who had taken part of his friends' murder (Yes, even the ones who switched sides because that's how off the rails Rydigan has become) until he reaches Cardenil. From there, he would kill him with his own bare hands - literally.

After all of that, Rydigan would just be nothing but a rumour

Ittania: Pretty suicidal and reckless. She's heartbroken, a wreck and just an absolute mess...Then she snaps. She loses her emotions, her grasp on reality. She's just a robot, hellbent on slaying every monster involved in this massacre she came home to. She's going to experience a lot of battles, a lot of injuries and a whole lot of rage until she serves a brutal death upon Cardenil.

Afterwards, she wouldn't know what to do. She'll just end up going to and fro from the apartment she and her friends shared, with her being the only one living there. She wouldn't have much thought or need to socialize. She'll be alive but not living.

Enid: She's very vengeful and Cardenil just messed with the wrong person. She'll integrate into the criminal world and have a second identity to perform black market deals and transactions until she earns the rep to attract higher-ups - those who work under Cardenil even. She wouldn't need to pay them or flatter them because she would go after the ones who are eager to see Cardenil's downfall or someone else's. So she would serve them the tools to poison, hinder or cripple their enemies until the pillars of Cardenil's empire rot and decay. When it's time to strike, Enid will be able to sneak her way in and make Cardenil the first test subject to a poison she made, one that's to ensure a very slow, very painful death with no cure to be known.

After that...I can imagine she would be in charge of the criminal empire, destroying what Cardenil has built and replacing it with things she and her friends had sworn for. She would earn both respect and fear from those working under her.

[ryuichirou]

Replies

I spent all of my replies writing time on that boob post yesterday, so I couldn’t write anything else lol so let’s catch up a little bit!

Anonymous asked:

it's okay to have small boobs, Ortho, because the thighs are the boobs of the legs and damn those thighs

(this is related to our previous reply)

Thank you for sharing your wisdom, Anon. You are so right. Ortho’s thighs are legendary lol be it the AI Ortho, the human Ortho or any other kind of Ortho…

hipsterteller asked:

I guess Floyd knock him out

(this is related to this art)

What can I say 😔 F in the chat for Idia

fate-muse-club-house asked:

I love how scruffy you draw Savannaclaw rook

My friend says he looks like a dog(in a cute way) his hair looks so fluffy

Ahh thank you so much!! <3 I’m glad you like it lol your friend is right, he is a fluffy creature in a serious need of a dog grooming appointment. Vil is going to take care of that…

Anonymous asked:

If your art was a food it would be a gourmet meal

I want to eat and savour it

This is so sweet, thanks a lot!! I wish I could make gourmet meals… I’m very happy my art gives you this type of vibe :”) <3

Anonymous asked:

So I had a dream last night that Ortho and Leona were having sex but instead of it being this sensual thing Ortho was using cat toys to tease Leona into acting like a cat while he was being railed

And yet again our Anons prove that they have the best dreams 😭 WHAT A COMBINATION, WHAT A SCENARIO.

Honestly? Ortho could. He already fooled Leona once, and with his infinite internet knowledge about handling cats and his curious and adventurous nature, he absolutely could. Leona would probably get the biggest “what am I doing with my life” moment of clarity afterwards lol

Anonymous asked:

I was looking through your blog and my friend was looking over my shoulder and called Ortho the shota robot and for some reason I found that extremely funny and started laughing

LOL Anon your friend is telling it as it is. This is a perfect way to describe him… 😭

Anonymous asked:

I keep thinking of Idia and incest content and I have to say that he is not just a consumer of incest content he is the biggest dealer of it

Oh no. He was found out. ORTHO, DELETE EVERYTHING---

In all seriousness, I would like to hear Idia’s take on incest content. It would be so juicy…

Anonymous asked:

Can you imagine how much Jamil would lecture Kalim if he walked in on him sex with Silver while he was asleep?

Kalim: But Jamiiiiiiil! Silver said it was okay!

Jamil: I don't care if he gave permission! Do you know how badly this could hurt your reputation if someone found out and spread it around out of context?

Kalim: Why should I care about other's opinions of my sex life with Silver?

Everyone cares, Kalim!! Can you imagine the taglines?! Of course everyone cares!.. Especially Jamil, apparently. So instead of telling Kalim to at least lock the door when he does stuff like this with Silver, I’m going to tease Jamil for being so jealous lol

Anonymous asked:

I apologise if anyone has asked this already, but do you guys ship "idekei"? Cater x Idia? Basically, Extrovert x introvert, lol. 

Replied here, Anon! :)

Anonymous asked:

genuinely what do you think happens if idia's hair gets wet...

It’s magical fire, so who knows? According to Hercules, Idia would get bald; but we personally like to give his hair fire some water resistance. Of course it would still react to water, but not go away completely.

nopekido asked:

Mind giving us some Floyd x Riddle headcannons, especially some NSFW ones?

We actually have a couple of posts about them! It’s been a while since our last hc post about them (sfw and nsfw ones!), but I can’t come up with any new ones yet… So for now, I hope you enjoy these.

Just some headcanons (regular ones + Prison AU)

The one about FloRid meeting each others’ parents

The one about their first time

The one about Floyd going in heat

The one about Floyd eating Riddle out

The one about Floyd sharing Riddle with Jade

[river-styxxs]

My ZZZ opinions as someone who hasn't played the game and has only watched pre-release stuff cus I don't wanna spoil myself on the story until I can play the game:

Ellen: - Very cool!! I would've pulled for her if I was playing. I like sharks so of course I'm gonna like the bitch with a massive shark tail

Grace: - She's just a cooler version of that one bitch from MHA. Please stop saying you want to look inside children (machines) it's creepy and gross

Soldier 11: - Couldn't give a shit. I don't care for her in the slightest. She's just orange Anby but with less personality

Nekomata: - She's super cute! I love how her animations look and her voice is actually really nice imo. Poor girl has already been white washed in a ton of official art but that's just the fate of being 'the brown one' in a hoyo game ig

Von Lycaon: - This man is genuinely convincing me into learning how to draw furries. Attractive,,,

Koleda: - My daughter!!! She looks super fun and honestly feels more like a Pokémon character than a hoyo character. Most of these characters actually feel like Pokémon characters

Alexandrina Sebastiane: - I think she's...kinda just there. She's pretty, and the fact that she has dolls is cool. I also like how all of Victoria Housekeeping is based on classic monsters. But she doesn't have that much appeal to me imo. Like I like how Lycaon kinda has a father type relationship with Corin and Ellen is really cool to me standalone but Rina just kinda feels like she's there

Piper: - I mean there's not much about the Sons since they were announced a week before the game came out. Close enough, Welcome back Herta Star Rail

Lucy: - Similarly to Piper there's not much about her since she was dripped a day before the special program. But also she just has a cooler design. I love the biker aesthetic. Also her bat is cool. Also pigs <3

Corin: - Absolutely smitten. I love her design and how utterly miserable she looks. She does not wanna be here. Also love her giant ass pizza cutter. Look, I just perfer cute characters i don't make the rules my brain does

Anton: - Like Rina, he's kinda just there..I don't have much to say about him

Ben: - It only took 13 years for them to add a playable fat character! And what a joy he is. He's just a nerd who likes math and that's cool. Also the only character in the game to alter another characters mechanics when in the party, so that's fun

Soukaku: - I don't really care for her. All I know about her is that apparently she's meta with Ellen and Lycaon so she gets brownie points for being a support to my 2 favs

Billy: - Slutty, slutty robot man. I love him. And his ass. He's had 2 adds now with ass shots and he deserves it. He's very much the same appeal to me as Boothill and Vash so yippie!! Also he's just a power rangers nerd so that's always fun

Nicole: - I love a good girl boss. Also the way ppl on Tiktok complain about her boobs is just funny to me. Like yes, her boobs are gonna move, they aren't bolted down to her ribs.

Anby: - For the longest time I thought her name was Enby so I headcanon them as non-binary now cus of that. Love her really, she's like the stoic quiet character but actually interesting to me at least. Like bitch is just obsessed with movies, and bad at socialising and she's just like me fr!!!

My replacement tablet pen is coming tomorrow so I'm gonna be so annoying about ZZZ

[aubrey-plush12]

Thunder and shiny with an edf worker!reader headcanon…

A/N:this is my first time writing thunder and shiny so I am really sorry that it isn’t that good..but if you do want more then lmk..

Thunder:

You had always been apart of the EDF team ever since shiny went into orbit and randomly disappeared for the next ten years.and when Alex built thunder,you knew it was going to be the opposite of working with shiny.the EDF team didn't take too long to get used to thunder.since the big red round robot had only been defeating kaiju in the EDF for a day atleast.

Thunder had only been dedicated to defeating kaiju to protect the earth,and nothing more.thunder would first see you in his hangar when he had nothing to do but wait for another kaiju.one day he eventually would notice you working and you become an obsession for him.like his first love.he watches you everytime you're near him after he comes back to the base from a kaiju battle.and if you're not there,then he is slightly more upset.but he'll try not to show it though.

Thunder would think he'd be malfunctioning when you're around him.he just can't help it.something about your presence makes him more…..happy?warm inside?he just can't find the words for it..he would confess his feelings eventually,and it would be rather awkward for the both of you.he would most likely confess to you when you're working at night or about to leave his hangar.he wouldn't want any other EDF worker to be in sight to witness his contession to you.

Thunder does show a little smile on his face when you accept his confession.but he goes back to show his usual serious face,trying to be professional about it.even when he's all happy and ecstatic inside.the only time he'd ever be able to show affection to you is when it's night,and all the EDF workers had gone.you'd often sneak out to meet him in his hangar.he'd be there waiting for you.to hear your little footsteps walk in his hangar.then when you're on one of the platforms with the yellow railings,he'd put his finger or hand gently close to you, trying not to hurt you with how big he is compared to a human.you'd have trouble trying to show affection to him.so he lets you touch his hand and kiss it often.even though he doesn't show it on his face, he is vey flustered.and when he feels more confident, he'll let you walk onto his hand and bring you close to him.

It doesn't take too long for Alex and a few workers to notice that thunder has been more.affectionate around an EDF worker.but she doesn't do anything about it.alex finds thunder to be more better in combat when you're around him most of the time,you make him happy,make him want to protect the earth more,make him feel something he had never felt before,and he loves you.so she definitely puts you to work in his hangar all day.she doesn't really mind when you visit thunder at night.but you two are happy.

Shiny:

You were looking for a job since you were flat out broke.and when you found out about the EDF,you had some hope in you.luckily you had the requirements needed to be a worker.and when your job was to work for shiny,the big red robot.you were nervous you had heard that he loved to talk with people.and that was true.Shiny loves meeting new people.he does things like complimenting the workers in his hangar,asking them questions, making friendly talk with them.he would love to meet whoever was going to be working with him.

You were a bit shy when it came to talking with new people.you didn't know how other people would talk to shiny as if he were another regular person.and it doesn't take long for shiny to notice that the new worker in his hangar is you.He looks around for the newcomer in his hangar, squinting his eyes at every worker who he hasn't seen before work and repair on him.and that's when his eyes lock on you.he is dumbfounded, his mouth hanging slightly open and his eyes concentrated on you.he catches feelings for you in the first few days.he would try to give you compliments.and it was all worth it to see how flustered you'd get.oh how he loves to see you blushing.

Unlike thunder, shiny isn't afraid to admit his feelings for you.he would confess to you in front of everyone during the day.and when he does,you could feel yourself being stared at by some of your coworkers.and some of them had looked at shiny as well.some were surprised.some really weren't from knowing how shiny is you'd chuckle and agree to be with him,hoping that your coworkers would stop staring at you.and at that moment he is ecstatic.he wish he could give you a big hug.but due to his height and size difference, he sadly can't.

The day after shiny would brag to thunder about you.he couldn't stop rambling on about how amazing you were to him, how much you matter to him.which would only annoy thunder even more.shiny would give you compliments more often,try to lift you up from when you're in a bad mood,talk to you every time you're with him.he tries to show affection anytime that he can.by gently sticking out one of his fingers for you to touch.shiny has tried to let you climb on his hand before, but you almost fell off.so he doesn't wanna do that anymore, just to keep you safe.

would definitely brag to you about any of his kaiju fights.he'd come back to his hangar covered in green kaiju goop,and ramble to you about the fight.to try and make himself seem cooler for you.and when you'd act all impressed,or give him any compliments back then it would make his whole day.even better for him if you try and kiss his fingertips when he tries to show affection to you.he also dreams of fitting into a smaller version of himself,so that he can give you all the hugs and kisses he wants to give you.some workers find it weird,and some workers find it cute.he doesn't care what they think.he only wants you.

Bonus:upgraded shiny

Oh boy where do I start with him.if you were dating shiny before then it's not pretty much the same.but expect more flirting coming from him.especially him trying to impress you with his new upgrades.he wouldn't talk to any other EDF worker in his hangar.his attention is mainly focused on you either way when he gets back to the base.he'd be asking you multiple questions.do his weapons look good?do you think he looks cool?you didn't like his upgraded version very much.you preferred the old him.when you'd say that you liked the old him better he'd scoff and give you the cold shoulder.He'd notice how displeased you were with his new upgrades,and it makes him think that you just want to bring him down.he acts more of a jerk and ignores you.until eventually,when he does go back to his original form,after the kaiju battle he runs back to the EDF base.and the first thing he does is try to look for you in his hangar.and when he finally does,he would ramble to you how sorry he is.his fingers clench onto the railings as he begs you for forgiveness.while thunder just watched from the backround.and you’d stop him in the middle of his rambling to you,saying that you’d forgive him either way.

Now if you weren’t dating shiny before, then it's a whole different story then.when he gets back to the base after obliterating his first kaiju with his new upgrades, that's when he sees you you cheer for him just like the others in his hangar,after hearing that it's the fastest any kaiju has been obliterated yet.and you can't tell from the thing covering his eyes,but he's looking at you.and from that day on foward,he flirts with you endlessly.he doesn't care that any other people are around when he does it.he keeps talking to you until he convinces you to date him.so you'd definitely get a lot of him flirting and flexing his skills onto you after a kaiju battle.but then you'd figure out that this isn't actually him,he'd just gone corrupted by his new upgrade.he loves getting praise from everyone.but your praise affects him the most.it boosts up his ego only more.he’ll gradually show more of his toxic traits. making you think how he was before the upgrade.and then eventually after he breaks,and goes back to normal he nearly forgets about you.after him and thunder get back to the base he looks around his hanger for you,until he sees you admiring him.he introduces himself again,apologizing how how he acted before.and you two get to know each other better.

[splatixboi]

Hualian x Honkai Star Rail AU character interaction headcanons:

• Hua Cheng - Stellaron Hunter

-Elio: While he is not a fan of being under anyone’s authority, he has deemed Elio’s telling of future events promising. Elio is the one who sought him out after Hua Cheng caused a ruckus amidst the stars some time after his disappearance from the Luofu. In exchange for his position as a Stellaron Hunter, Elio has answered several questions Hua Cheng had about the future, and the infinitely intertwined fates of him and the one he deems his Beloved.

-Kafka: While Hua Cheng respects her for a multitude of reasons, he cannot help but find himself annoyed on occasion for a reason he can’t quite pinpoint. Kafka’s “Spirit Whisper” was once a cause of tension, until Hua Cheng made use of his Heliobus E-Ming to prevent the use of her skill on himself. After all, it is impossible to control the body and mind of someone that is already being controlled by another entity.

-Blade: Overall, Hua Cheng finds this ‘Blade’ relatively easy to get along with, if getting along merely meant existing in the presence of one another without hostility. The man isn’t interested in idle chat, much like himself, but will willingly spar with him on occasion. The two have a mutual understanding of sorts, and neither find any reason to be annoyed by the other.

-Silver Wolf: If he is being entirely honest, Hua Cheng rarely understands a thing that comes out of her mouth. If he had to choose the most frustrating member of the Hunters, it would definitely be her. While he may ignore her for the most part, her skills when it comes to technology are worthy of respect, and she can be helpful at times if she is in a good mood. Though, Hua Cheng still finds it irritating how everything she faces in life is merely seen as a game.

-Sam: When the Stellaron Hunters sought out Hua Cheng at Elio’s command, the first one that caught his eye was Sam. Hua Cheng found it interesting, that a robot would appear so human in nature. Like Blade, it took him a moment to realize that Sam was not merely a person adorned in armor. Once he’d joined the Hunters, he found himself somewhat surprised at Sam’s personality, appearances can definitely be deceiving. Sam would originally try to interact with Hua Cheng casually, but after being ignored multiple times they gave up.

(Disclaimer that I am 100% going to change up Hua Cheng’s opinion on Sam once we receive more information about them. I am honestly just assuming that their personality is serious during missions, but relaxed and playful normally, based on my inferences after seeing the Blade txt messages. It feels like Sam and Silver Wolf are the duo that gets into shenanigans.)

Adding on that, in this timeline I have going, Hua Cheng joined prior to Silver Wolf. This may be subject to change, depending on how I develop this AU and it’s timeline.

[chafelis]

RULES┊BFYI & DNI┊CHARACTER LIST

disclaimer ; as a writer i am not obligated to respond to asks if i don't want to answer them ! please do not act entitled in my inbox i will block you !

RULES ;

please have your age somewhere on your blog before interacting with me! it can be in your title or pinned post, i will block you if you don't! if you don't feel comfortable sharing your age publicly feel free to shoot me an anon ask with your age and username so that doesn't happen

after consideration i've decided this blog can be 17+ however i don't feel comfortable with minors engaging with my nsfw content ! i can't really regulate who actually consumes my content or know who lies about their age on the internet so this is my way of accepting that. i will however block minors that engage with any nsfw posts!

i write noncon, dubcon, & stepcest; these are all very triggering & i am doing it to get over my own trauma. i understand these are very triggering topics for many people & i hope you proceed carefully as you consume my content. you curate your internet experience and i set clear disclaimers on all my works.

as such i need you to understand i am not romanticizing abuse & rape and that you as a reader have to differentiate what i am writing from reality. don't come into my inbox acting as morality police you will be blocked!

DNI ;

basic dni criteria, hoyoverse dick riders ( don't get me started on sumeru defenders please block me if you think hoyo being blatantly colorist and racist is okay )

i write gender-neutral readers with occasional afab inserts in some nsfw posts. try your best not to send in highly gendered asks unless i have expressed interest in such as it makes me feel dysphoric.

i highly appreciate feedback!! i won't sugarcoat one of the reasons i abandoned @/99-nct because i wasn't getting feedback on my posts which sounds silly but it really isn't. i put out content for free and to have the likes and no reblogs is disheartening. the number of followers is insignificant to me unless people engage with my work. i want to know if you enjoyed my writing, if you didn't like it, and how can i do better ? i'm not an unfeeling robot and enjoy chatting so don't feel afraid to send in asks. i also enjoy helping people out with genshin so feel no shame in asking for advice!

CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR ;

GENSHIN

i won't write for characters like klee, diona, qiqi, sayu, nahida, or yaoyao!! i also see fischl as a minor and as such won't really write anything for her. i see the rest of the genshin cast as young adults, we may have different headcanons so don't bring age discourse on this blog. genshin purposefully keeps ages ambiguous to cater to a large audience and we all have our own interpretations of characters, and it's important to note that i see the travelers as adults and will write nsfw content of them.

current favorites ; kazuha, wanderer / scaramouche, xiao, ayato, lumine, yae miko, raiden shogun / ei, alhaitham, wriothesley, arlecchino

HONKAI STAR RAIL

i obviously will not write for characters like bailu clara and hook! i see yanqing, qingque, and lynx as teens and they don't tug my neurons so sorry, unless they act as an enabler to another relationship i won't write anything! i'm confused on pela's age ... mihoyo isn't good at keeping track of their timeline so she is off the table for now ( sorry pela enjoyers ) and i have no thoughts on arla & asta ... they are cute but i'm not interested in writing for them

current favorites ; blade, jingyuan, kafka, astral express crew, luocha, jingliu, topaz, any of the aeons ( i haven't figured out how to fuck a concept but trust when i say i will find a way ) yukong, phantylia, sampo

DON'T SEND ME ASKS WITH ;

i won't touch ddlg & age play, scat, watersports, vore, race play, beastiality, vomit, mommy / daddy, yandere! reader, or explicit pedophilia, and some others things that aren't coming to mind right now. i will probably add to this list because i occasionally get asks that make me feel uncomfortable.

[exodusin]

Can you do all the Bonnie's but they're yandere x fem reader and can you make it NSFW? (>~<)

note; there is no possessed kid in none of these robots, it's only the design. These are AUs where they are just killing machines with minds of their own. And some Bonnies will probably have fur- but they're still robots.

headcanon; the bonnies being yanderes over their little lady.

warnings; obsessive/possessive behavior, toxic relationships, gore maybe? sexual themes, and dubious marking. All the smut is consensual!

fnaf masterlist

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And it's no joke. But also a fluffy one.

Normally when he's on stage he'll play his guitar like normal but when you are around...

Normally when he's on stage he'll play his guitar like normal but when you are around...

Normally when he's on stage he'll play his guitar like normal but when you are around...

He's all of a sudden the spotlight stealer.

“I hope you're watching, dolly. I want those beautiful (eye color) eyes on me.”

He'll make up millions of songs just for you. Making sure they're all original and well written.”

Sometimes when you doze off a bit while he's playing the guitar for you, he’ll force to turn your head to meet his red eyes.

“My dear, are you listening? Don’t doze off like that. It’s kind of rude, hehe.”

An attention seeker. Definitely.

He wants attention from when you're around.

Mainly on night guard duty.

NSFW

He's a switch.

But when he's a dom- oh dear...hes very possessive. But gentle like a bunny at the same time.

Hickies from his bunny teeth.

He'll bend you over the desk and hump you like a rabbit in heat.

“Ah! Yeah! Right there sweets! Fuck you're so good.”

“Look at how tiny you are. You're so cute when you're a moaning mess just for me.”

“You’re fucking mine. Gosh I love you.”

“You're perfect. So fucking perfect.”

Since he's not human, hell grope your body as much as possible to leave handprints on your skin.

He'll smack your ass over and over. Enjoying the sensation of the sift flesh against his bean paws.

But then later on rub it lovingly as an apology.

Toy Bonnie

Yikes

Easily jealous

He'll scare anyone with those deadly green eyes of his to not mess with his doll.

Likes scaring you out of nowhere to make you feel more helpless compared to him.

He can sometimes be a bit too mean.

For instance, “Hah! You couldn't keep the music wind up on the first hour and got scared over the puppet. Ridiculous human.”

He likes teasing you a lot.

“Don't worry, I'll make sure no one disturbs you on the job. That is if, you are willing to be mine sweetheart.”

He loves your eyes so much. Just looking at them would make his ‘heart’ race.

Just like the first bonnie. He'll make songs for you but the difference is...he's too shy and overthinks if the songs aren't good enough.

What a hypocrite; enjoys teasing you at your frightened state while he can be bat-shit crazy over you.

Speaking of crazy.

NSFW

He can be a mean dom sometimes or a nice one.

Likes pulling you're hair a bit.

Not too much tho. Despite him being an asshole, hurting you was not on the agenda.

His cottontail wags when he rails you but never admits it.

“Daww, I just inserted one finger on ya and now you're tearing up for more? Don't make me laugh.”

He loves marking your breasts, apart from your eyes- your breasts are his favorite part of your body while having sex ; they're so soft and they're all his to play with.

Pinches your body a lot to get squeaks from you.

You two would mostly do it in the third-party room.

Withered Bonnie

A possessive yandere.

You're an employee who checks on the withered animatronics.

At first he didn’t gave a fuck about you. You were probably just like any other employee.

Money, money, money. No effort.

But you spoke to him mostly while trying to make sure he was still functioning.

Talking to him as if he was actually listening.

And surprise surprise. He listens to all your sayings.

You are an angel- no a goddess to his red eyes.

You were so tiny compared to him. His hand can cover your whole face with no space available if he wanted to.

Hearing your voice brings him lots of joy. The sound he tolerates- no worships instead of hearing that disgusting sound of the guitar playing from his plastic replica.

You are the apple of his eye.

NSFW

“C-C’mon, moan in my ears, doll face. Let me hear you. I know you can…”

“Shhh, stay still. I’m trying to mark your body as mine. To make you more beautiful. It’ll hurt just a bit.”

Since he doesn’t has a mouth- due to his face being missing- his iron fingers will trace your jaw and collarbone to mark you as his property.

Thigh riding!!!!

He loves it when you sit on his lap as you rub your soft exposed clit onto the rough texture of his lap.

His red eyes will stare at you like hawk, watching your every move when you ride him.

His eyes will never leave you during sex. Ever.

Not for anyone. Nor the world.

Office sex or…fucking in the middle of the office hallway on the glassy black and white floors.

Nightmare Bonnie

Oh fucking boy.

The most deadliest, obsessive, and possessive out of all the Bonnies.

He’s so fucking in love with you- gosh. He can’t describe his adorance towards you. No words can reach your beauty.

And not from your looks. But from your heart.

But yeesh, does he dare to say- when you’re scared- fuck, you are so beautiful.

Every step you take, every word you say, every breathe you take- there’s always the purple Bonnie plush everywhere you go.

You are indeed most wonderous of all fair to him.

You’re hair smelt absolutely lovely- not to mention soft when he gently pulls the strands away from your face to get a better view of your sleeping face.

If any of the nightmares try to get close to you he’ll warn them to not even try.

He is some sort of demonic spirit- so he’ll not only stalk you at home- but outside hiding the darkest corners- looking at you like a lion hunting for a gazelle.

“You’re so beautiful. I’ll make anyone’s life a living hell if they try to get comfy with you, my darling~ I’m all you need.”

“You’re a jewel that lives in a world full of dirt. No one is worthy of having you, no one but me.”

NSFW

Be prepared for some unforgettable nights.

Fear play? Fear play.

“Look at you. Trembling and scared. Scared I might accidentally stick my claw in your cute pussy? Don’t worry, I won’t…or will I? Hehe.”

He’ll carve his name onto your thighs with his claws of overly sharped steel. Fuck he loves your thighs- they felt like he was squeezing marshmallows.

Don’t be surprised when he nibbles them.

You both are aware of his carnal desires so a safe word is a must when he goes overboard with your thighs.

If you dared to wear thigh highs—you won’t be able to walk more than a week.

He’ll overly mark your thighs until they are the shade of purple instead of red. He wants your bruises to be the same color as his ‘skin’.

“You’re mine right?”

“Mhhm…”

Not a good enough answer.

“Y/N L/N belongs to Bonnie and nobody fucking else’s, right???”

“Yes, Bonnie I'm yours. And you're mine.”

“Good, good. What a good girl you are.”