#headcanon that he gets waxed regularly bc it “makes him more aerodynamic” and thus faster at exy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

aftg-random-fun · 2 days ago

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Considering how many swim team members and track athletes I know who shave to be aerodynamic, I will incorporate this into my belief system for Kevin Day.

extremely hairy kevin day is canon to me. we just dont know it cause he loves to be Smooth so he shaves like a madman. but I KNOW THE TRUTH

#headcanon that he gets waxed regularly bc it “makes him more aerodynamic” and thus faster at exy #hairy kevin day is real to me and no one can take that away from me #like idk if we ever get a description of wymacks level of hairy either but he is too trust #hairy kevin day save me. save me hairy kevin day #at some point he lets it go for a week and half the locker room gets sidetracked cause kevin day has a happy trail ??#the girls don’t believe it until he stretches and the glorious truth is revealed #kevin day #hairy kevin day #all for the game #aftg #tfc #the foxhole court #kevin day headcannon #headcannon accepted

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