#he's tinyyyyyyyyyyy

[juspeczyk]

TINY BAT ON THE WALL OUTSIDE WORK HAS MADE MY WHOLE DAY

[quincyhorst]

A Little Recopilatory post of all Euro B References (So far)

Yesterday, I reflected on the rather unfortunate treatment when it comes to certain FFI teams. The whole topic of how Inazuma treats its (minor) characters is still debated to this day, but I'll give credit to the franchise of doing some unexpected yet appreciated gestures; such as including artwork of almost every single minor team player in specific merch (Inazuma Eleven All Player Directories, or Memories) or in in-game sections. However, not everybody gets the same luck.

In the case of the plot irrelevant Block B teams (Germany, Spain, France), unfortunately they weren't given proper anime artwork (Despite 2/3 teams appearing in-series) nor the team roster was given full references. It's sad, really. But the same way there were fans that still used what they had, I guess we'll have to do the same.

So, I'd like to make a little "masterpost" for Tumblr, recopilating everything that could be taken in consideration when drawing these characters (Mostly focused on heights), with things both from the videogames and anime.

Either way, let's start. Long post ahead.

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Brockenborg

To clarify, both BB and RM references are from the IE3 gallery, whose images were ripped and uploaded to The Spriters Resource by PokeAdry. I will post two versions of said images, one being the original and the other being an upscaled version with Waifu2x; as to make it look more clearer. Looks decent on the following ref, but not in the spanish one... :(

In this image of particular there isn't an Endou/average height placeholder, so we couldn't really say how taller or shorter the characters are compared to him.

Missing Characters: BB Bench (Gerald - Erwin - Jens - Ern - Manuel)

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Red Matador

...Yeah, not even W2x is able to properly show the little side/behind doodles of each character's face. Sad :( (But I guess the wikia 3D models are enough?)

Something that I find interesting about the character placement of this chart is that it follows the order in which the team lineup appears during Episode 85's FFI Opening Ceremony (Not posting the original picture as it takes too much space, but you can see it for yourself). Like in Brockenborg's chart 5 players are excluded, but 3/5 are benchers (Federico - Juan - Carlos) and 2/5 (Mikel, which is covered by the emblem - Igor). Kinda curious that the excluded main ones appeared the less on episode 102.

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Rose Griffon

Unfortunately, out of the three, RG is the most unlucky, not appearing neither on the IE3 Gallery not any official good. However, the japanese fans who loved this team never gave up, and thus made their own height chart using as reference the 3D in-game models. Here's the link to the original one, posted originally by the user mofmoffu over on Twitter (ありがとうご���います!!🙏).

The intent was to repost it, but I don't want to make the original user uncomfortable by making this image appear on any search console.

And here's the Waifu2x upscaled version, given the original is too tiny:

Also in the form of a link as to respect the original format.

(Keep in mind this is most likely NOT 100% accurate, given the 3D models are quite limited when it comes to the actual heights. But for now, that's all we have.)

Of course, there's also their appearance on the opening ceremony, being the closest to official art there is, but it doesn't tell us anything about their heights.

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So, I guess that's all there is for now. Let's hope VROH manages to bring anything new to these teams 🙏 But for now, hope what's here manages to help out someone!

[mit0bee]

Hii! Could you write Silver and Jamil with a s/o who is touch starved? In the sense they're not opposed to affection, but aren't that used to it and get kind of startled, but crave it nonetheless? Thank you so much, have a great night!

WHY IS THIS ME???? ill def be making a pt 2 because i love this so much

Twisted Wonderland Boys with an S/O who is touch starved

Stuff you should read: touch starved s/o, a tinyyyyyyyyyyy bit self indulgent because me too anon me too, bulleted post, i didnt use actual grammar/punctuation because i am lazy, once again no beta we die like men Characters: Silver Vanrouge, Jamil Viper, Malleus Draconia, Leona Kingscholar, Sebek Zigvolt, Lilia Vanrouge

SILVER VANROUGE

Silver first found out about your touch starved-ness when he accidentally fell asleep on your shoulder

When you shrieked softly in suprise, he shot up, thinking that he might've hurt you.

When you explained to him that you were just not used to physical contact, he sighed in relief.

i kid you not he genuinely thought he somehow headbutted you

And oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh boy when he learned that you craved touch, the boy was so ecstatic (for his standards)

from then on, he was always somehow holding your hand, or had his head resting in your lap or something

(at first, he would ask you or warn you before he would touch you, just so you wouldn't be too suprised or startled, but if you were okay with it, and as you got more comfortable, he'd just go for it)

if you were okay with more romantic displays of affection, he'd nap during lunch with you in the courtyard, with you somehow in his embrace

hes such a pookie i swear (im sorry his is so short idk how to write silver *sob*

JAMIL VIPER

Jamil actually found out from a silly little walk to Sam's

he went to hold your hand, and you pulled away, surprised

he thought you were mad at him and when i tell you this man tried to think of a reason why you would be mad at him

when he couldnt think of anything, he decided to just come out and ask if he did something wrong

and then you explained it to him

like silver, he sighed in relief

but not a little sigh

a big one

like muscles relaxing and everything he genuinely thought you were mad at him.

so when you slowly brought your hand to his, lightly squeezing it, you almost killed him

my dude ASCENDED like he actually would die with no regrets

when he figures out that you actually crave touch, he isn't as ecstatic as silver, but hes fairly excited

he'd definitely enjoy showing that he loves you through small physical touches (hand holding, maybe having your arm around his, ect)

Again, like silver, he'd tell/ask you when/if he was going to hug you or something

he wouldn't ALWAYS be touching you, but he would be in private

he himself is kinda iffy on pda but he'd hold your hand or something, nothing like kissing or full on big hugs, but hand holding is a big one for him

you two probably came up with one of those cute systems where its like "two hand squeezes means ily" or something

MALLEUS DRACONIA

he found out when, on one of your nightly walks, he tried to hug you and you just...froze in the hug

he just comes straight out and asks, he doesn't want to assume you're mad at him, but he did do something wrong, he wants to apologize

"Child of Man, is everything alright? You froze."

when you explained that no, nothing is wrong and that you just were a little touch starved, he nodded thoughtfully

"Well then, would you be okay if I request a hug, instead?"

^^^ (all of these men are so polite omg)

when you say yes, he is very happy

if he had a tail, it would wag

you know those cute pictures of rlly tall people hugging their shorter friends, s/o's? thats what this becomes. he is just leaned over, hugging you

"tsunotarou....shouldn't you let go now...?"

give him a second

when he learns you crave physical touch HE IS LITERALLY SO HAPPY

i hc that one of his main love languages is physical touch, so he is VERY HAPPY that he gets to show you just how much he loves you

once again, is another who would start with telling you when he will touch you, but his telling phase ends fairly quickly compared to silver and jamil

his main forms of physical contact are those elegant ones like where he has a hand on the small of your back

he would ALWAYS BE TOUCHING YOU.

more than silver

tfym he cant come to your ancient curses class with you when he has potionology? he already knows everything he needs to know anyway, so why cant he hold your hand a little longer :(

will 9/10 times end up sleeping over at ramshackle big spooning you (the big spoon in me wants to big spoon malleus but maybeeeeeeeeeee ill save that for another post)

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR

he puts his head in your lap, and now youre shifting around?

come on herbivore smh smh you cant move so much hes trying to sleep!

when the thought eats a little too much at the back of his mind, he finally asks you whats up

when you explain it to him, he sighs and STAYS WITH HIS HEAD ON YOUR LAP.

but the only reason he keeps his head in your lap is because he knows his herbivore, and he knows all the signs that you're truly uncomfortable with something, so he knows that you don't mind

he breaks the cycle of asking. like i said before he knows his herbivore well, and he knows your boundaries and the signs that your uncomfortable even better, so he knows he won't overstep

i feel like he never had to figure out you craved attention, hes an observer, and just kinda always knew by your lingering touches, even after the shock of the touch

his favourite forms of physical touch are to lay his head in your lap, and basically anything (sexual or non sexual) where your body is on/close to his

hes another one whos main love language is touch, so he is too seen skipping his classes to hang out with you/to pull you from yours to the botanical garden

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

hes very aggressive with his affection, so when you shied away from his hug after training, he did a Jamil and tried to think of any reason you'd be mad at him

hes kinda sulking for the rest of the day until he decides to just come to ramshackle to ask you

"sebek wtf are you doing at my door its the middle of the night- WHY ARE YOU WET?!"

"I COULDN'T SLEEP THINKING YOU WERE MAD AT ME! PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I DID, SO I CAN PROPERLY ATONE!!!!!!"

"............what.................?"

you had to run and grab a towel because this idiot decided to WALK over while it was RAINING

when you explained everything to him, how you were just surprised, he understood immediately, so, he joins the Polite Cult (tm) and asks you to give you a hug

when he finds out you crave touch, he is a man on a MISSION

he WILL make sure you get what you want becuase he LOVES YOU SO MUCH

(just dont use your power over him when hes trying to protect malleus. he will become crisis'd about what to prioritize)

he loves to hold your hand sosososososo much its such a little gesture that can mean so much

hold his hand.

LILIA VANROUGE

he went to taze you (yk when you put your hands on someones waist and just pinch/tickle them while going ZZZZZT? yeah that) and you almost died of shock

hes seen many things, when your a prehistoric artifact like him, you know whats up

so you didnt even need to explain, he just kinda knew the second you screamed

hes also like leona in the sense he just knows you arent necessarily uncomfortable or anything

but he still tries to limit the amount he scares you but COME ON....your back is faced to him! its the perfect chance to scare you!

he, again, knew you needed more physical touch, so he's always stuck to you whenever he can be

not like skipping class level like malleus and leona, but he still is with you 90% of the day

another one to come to ramshackle with you, but he wont tell the others where he is so everyone thinks peepaw went missing

get peepaw to take his meds please hes a little deranged

--------------------------- I LOVED WRITING THIS SM but i was cramping the entireee time :( m.list @mit0ee 's work, please do not steal!

[nyan-koii]

I have a confession .. I’ve been obsessing over Seb’s body so much 😭😭 specifically these shots are so..

My reviews of the pics :3

1. first of all the shirt - too big and almost down to his elbows. It is like pressed against his stomach so it’s FLAT and legs and arms are soo tiny 😭😭 like little pookie get off that football field y need to be in bed w mark and Jense rn

2. .. no words honestly he’s just so tiny and manhandable. Like I can just imagine Seb just being moved around by the mechanics, being in the way unknowingly and they just wrap their hands around his entire upper arm and picks him up and moves him idk. Like the mechanics groping him and like just touching him makes my brain go brrr. Also anyone on the 2010 grid with big hands like Fernando, Robert, ofc mark and Jenson just like moving him around and finding out just how tiny he is and UGHHH

3. IH MY GODDDD his arms are soo fucking tiny compared to Mark’s and I can’t like formulate words.. like it’s half the size of his. Idc if it’s the angle or not that man is a TWINK and he needs to be fucked and grabbed and chocked and-

Also just imagine someone covering Seb’s ENTIRE body part with their HAND. Like .. he would malfunction and cum in his pants. Probably like whimper and just like die on the spot or something

Td;lr

Rbr seb is tiny and needs to be fucked until he can’t speak

(I can’t believe I’m sending this unanon but :,) ye)

HIIIII TRASHTEENKIDD (idk what to call you lmaoo 😭)

THE PHOTOSSS OMGGG THOSE PHOTOSS !!! I ONLY SEEN THE SEBMARK ONES BUT THE OTHER TWO OMFG,,, I MOANEDDDD

1. YESS !!! look at the size of the shirt its not made for his size or is he into larger shirt that can cover his body because well um 😏 you know why, he likes the feeling of being small??? Mhmmm the way the shirt covers his butt too AND YESS his tiny legs and armss seb youre not supposed to be there indeed ! Get your ass on the bed now !! Also i love how red his ears are ngl. I think most of the time its always red which make me think if its like that on the other parts too 🤭 imagine him all flushed up and redd oooooo what a sight actually i need him...

2. AURGGHG PLEASE YOUR WORDS IM HAVING BRAIN DISEASE OVER IT. EXTREME HEADACHEEEE i always like the idea of the crew gangbanging on seb especially during his torro rosso eraa !! The boy is so so petite you can carry him everywhere and its as light as a feather ! Want him to be handled like a ragdoll every single second. Also the fact that he arrives at the grid first and is the one who usually leaves the last because he wants to hang around and 'learn' more from the crew.... doesnt that make you think thoughts???? Because i sure as hell do ! Insane honestly, GET HIS ASS RESTRICTED HES GOING TO GET PREGNANT GUYSS

like look at these 😭😭😭😭 HES SOO EASY TO BE PICKED AROUND !!! The mechanics would definitely also manipulate him during sebs str era im insane i need to be put at a hospital.... i want more gangbang seb fics...

And yes definitely 🤭🤭 the 2010s grid is using seb as a free cumdump as repayment for letting him win the wdc hehehheheheheh seb you're completely tangled yourselves with evil men, get out of thereee (dont)

3.

HE ISS TINYYYYYYYYYYY HES SOO OMFGGG YOU CANT SEPARATE TINY AND SEB NO NU UH THEY LITERALLY CAME IN PAIR EVEN IF ITS AM SEB !!! THATS A TWINK

Sebs amazing for putting up a brave attitude around mark like if they got in a fight, mark would definitely beat him to a pulp but seb knows mark cant do ANYTHING to him, knows that seb has more power than him and in some cases marks just too tired to reciprocate his energy. Sebs taking marks kindness and manipulating it to his own likings for example mark fucking and releasing his anger on seb because he hates the german boy so much but its actually what seb wants, to be used and to see mark crumble in front of seb aauuurghhhh, hes a twink but hes an EVIL twink.

Also... look at michael's thigh.... its the same size as sebs waist..... im completely normal about this

Sebs definitely sensitive to touches too mhmmm !! Sensitive and desperate to be touched at all time its embarassing because he cant live without receiving physical touches from his boyfriends. During day, he finds comfort in their hand but at night, its the only thing he prays about while they continue to bring him close to heaven.

Yesss rbr seb, seb in general, deserves to be fucked until he cant think straight anymore. Much like those anime hentais, i want seb to be fucked until theres love in his eyes and hes all drooling in pleasure 🥰 my love language actually.

And dont pressure yourself ! I admire your bravery reallyy for not anon-ing yourselff. Its good to see who im talking to and that i know you guys are comfortable to share these thoughts with me 🙏 keep em coming guyss !! This is a safe place for everyone <3

[scarletmaster143]

They went OFF with the visuals this season

Still don't like this attack on Titan opening, just because you have piano doesn't make it appropriate for bb

Wait are we going to have zombies??

Sebastian is THRIVING

Or not

Literally is an heir to a full earldom and corporation

What in the gay maid cafe bs is this

Okay so not Ayato

Midford!! Why you being gay

Lol please make him serve your tea

Repressed gay Victorian boy paradise

Tinyyyyyyyyyyy

The voice switch!!!!!!

*uses his contract demon to make deserts*

The way I NEED Elizabeth to show up at some point

Missed their banter so damn much

Se-BAT-stian

Not them name-dropping Hegel

WHY IS THIS SHOW SO GODDAMN WEIRDLY SEXUAL

why is there a literal confession box in this library

Stop being a priest you literal demon from hell

Not him calling Cole out on the cooking time

Oooohhh I know who's comingggg

Is it my favourite duo? IT ISSSSSS

Ofc they have to be here

The "agony" he is facing

HIMBO BABY IN DA HOUSEEEEEE

[the-lion-guard-88]

FRRRRRRR! HE’S SO TINYYYYYYYYYYY

I don’t know if I’m the only one who thinks this but why is Paper Mario so adorable?

He’s just a little guyyyyyy!

[nct-lq]

[sugajimin]

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[mantrabeeg]

HE’S SO TINYYYYYYYYYYY OMY GOOOOOD

This makes me so happy 

(via)

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 31.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

staaaaaaaaarting from where we left off. anika’s and her bizarre balance issues. this is just getting embarrassing now. 😗😗😗

fwding. GIVE ME PROGRESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! 😐😐😐

her tinyyyyy nervous smile when shivaay pulls the chair for her and makes sure she’s seated before him! awww. her first date! 😊😊😊

lmaooooo her little eye roll, while picking on him in her mind! 😂😂😂

“chonchlebaazi hi nahi khatam hoti.” hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

hahahaha his returnnnnn eye rollll and he’s doing the saaaame thing! THESE TWO! 😆😆😆

thank god unlike arnav/khushi, these two have no telepathy. warna ek dusre ki mann ki baat padh kar hi jhagda shuru kar dete. 😬😬😬

lol she’s really here for the food, not the company. i swear, i love her so much. 😇😇😇

“LINGUINI???? WOH KYA HOTA HAI? SEEDHE SEEDHE MOTI SEVAIYAAN NAHI BOLA JAATA?!?!?”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

RAITA? with pasta??????????????? WHY EVEN... ok *deep breaths, lets it go* 😣😣😣

i have issues with cuisines of foods mixing. or foods touching each other. i have a lot of picky eater waale issues when it comes to food, in general. 🤐🤐🤐

lmaooooooo. the accuracy with which he predicts she’ll drop the raita and maarofy her laaaame punchline. 😆😆😆

ok shivaay, stop being an asshole and let her eat however she’s comfortable. 😒😒😒

ok this is a veryyy contrived scene? just TELL her. ouff. har cheeeez mein romance ghusaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. 😑😑😑

ok but it still just... WORKS, coz of these two and their damn chemistry. it’s so tender the way he’s holding her chin. and that tinyyyyyyyyyyy smile! 😍😍😍

LMAO IMAGINATION THA. PAANIKA NE USKI ROMANTIC FANTASY KI DHAJJIYAAN UDA DI. 😂😂😂

but my god, billu is sooooo far gone, that he fantasizes about tiny things like these! omg come backkkk to him anikaaaa. he’s so in love with you! 😫😫😫😫😫😫

lol he knows about the “moti sevaiyaaan” thing. is this an argument they’ve had before??? 😙😙😙

hahahaha she’s doing it on purposeeeeeee to piss him offffff. 🤣🤣🤣

OMG. THESE TWO ACTUAL CHILDREN. THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

LMAO SHIPPER # 1 IN THE HOUSE. i bet he has a fan insta account, where he makes edits and vms of these two. he’s just the kind of person who would. 🙃🙃🙃

ohhhhhh boy. he’s doing ittttttt. 😣😣😣

ohhhhhhhhhhhh no. naagini isn’t haaaapppppppy. 😬😬😬

she has her matter of fact face/voice on. which is scaaaaaary. 😖😖😖

OH NO. TRUTH IS BEGINNING TO COME OUT. 😯😯😯

they’ve said linguini sooooooooo many times now that im getting hungryyyyyy. 😩😩😩

IDIOTS. FINALLY BATTI JALI. hahahahaha. 😆😆😆

oh hoooooooo. YOU TWO LOOKED HOTTTTTTTTTT. YOU WERE SUPP TO MAKEEEEE OUTTTTT AGAINST A FUCKING PILLAR! GET TO SECOND BASE AT LEAST. *exasperated sigh* 😣😣😣

lol omRu are getting an earful. 😂😂😂

ok rudra, not the time to reveal your creepy habitsssss. 😗😗😗

“jiske saamne chaand ho, aur woh chandini chod ke daag dekhta jaaye, usse zyaada badkismat, koi nahi hota.” 

waaaaaaaah! kya baat kahi hai! 😍😍😍 *kisses omki on his beautiful poetry-spouting mouth* 

OK DO NOT FUCKING BRING FUCKING BHAVYA INTO THIS. LORD. THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I AM FEELING AT THE WAY THEY EQUATE HER TO ANIKA AND GAURI. 😡😡😡😡😡

he’s right tho. they wouldn’t forgive their wives if they did such a thing. 😗😗😗

time for plan b! 😊😊😊

lmaooooooooooo, ok? what even is their plan? why does gauri have to be in workout clothes for it? 🤔🤔🤔

hahaha rudra gently trying to coax the dupatta away! 😂😂😂

OHHH THIS IS GAURI’S PLAN NOT MISSION: SHIVIKA 😧😧😧

lmaoooo PERSPIRATION

but mannnnn, how sweet, gauri and rudra talk about things like these, and she asked him for help! ughhhhh, giveee me moreee of gauriiii with ShivRu! i need to see her two brother-in-laws being all “jaan haaazir hai” for sweet, adorable bulbul. 💖💖💖

LMAOOOOOOOO HER JUMPING JACKS WITH THE DUPATTAAAA 🤣🤣🤣

lolllllllllllll om’s 😐😐😐 faaaaaaaaaace. 

oh godddddd i’m soooooo glad to seeeee happpy, laughyyyyy omki baaaack. *squishes his happy little face with allllll my loveeee* 😍😍😍

OMFGGGGGGG BOHUT CUTE HO TUM 😯😯😯😯

CUTEEEEEEEE TOH HAI. BUT HAAAAAYE. TUMHE BHI REALISE HUAAAA. RAB KA SHUKRAANA. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

ugh, this fucking anda. i really don’t care about her and her issues. 😒😒😒

OMG THESE TWO ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. 😤😤😤

FWDING. COZ SO NOT INTERESTED IN WHATEVER SHE’S UP TO. 

... why are there two conveniently placed.... whatever those are on the headboard, to latch the handcuffs on to? is this the oberoi mansion’s version of that creepy sex dungeon that dude has in 50 shades of grey? 😟😟😟😟😟

LMFAO OH GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW WHAT THESE TWO ARE GOING TO THINK OR SAY WHEN THEY DISCOVER HIM LIKE THAT 🤣🤣🤣

shivKara be like BLOODY HELL HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN TO KISS OUR DAMN WIVES YET, AND THIS FUCKER IS HAVING KINKY BDSM SEX ALREADY??? 😯😯😯

“upar se very veryyyyy niceee, andar se fulllll on spice” hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

(also, that was soooooo nakuul talking, not shivaay.) 

“hum kisi ki personal love life mein interfere nahi karte” 

LMAO WHAT SHIT. ALLLLLLLL YOU FUCKERS DO IS INTERFERE IN EACH OTHER’S LOVE LIFE. 🙄🙄🙄

oh abhi badi anikaaaaa ki awaaaz se urgency mach rahi hai is mahashay ko. 🙄🙄🙄

lmao they actually tickled him and ran away. such typicalllllllll shitty older brothersssssssss. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i would have honestly been disappointed if they’d reacted in any other way. 

om is me, when anyone talks to me before 11 am. 😒😒😒

lollllllll rudra is realllllllly pushingggggg it. 😆😆😆

no, shivaay totally WOULD have fed him. he can’t resist doing laad on baby bro. 😚😚😚

LMAO RUDRA’S BURN, FOLLOWED BY “THUG LYFE BRO” what a fucking loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

god, the extent a lady has to go to, JUST TO DO HER FUCKING JOB. men are suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh pains. 😒😒😒

why are they having breakfast in this randommmm fucking khopcha of their house tho? 🤔🤔🤔

UGH RUDRA YOU’RE THE FUCKING WORST. 😤😤😤

yaaaaaaaaaaas, murderrrrrr girlfriends! 👯🏽👯🏽👯🏽

what does she mean tej is duniya mein nahi hai? she saw the empty grave didn’t she? why isn’t she more worried about that? 😕😕😕

oufffffffffff oh. whaaaat chutiyaapa. 😣😣😣

oh. is this where shivaay got his catchphrase “shivaay singh oberoi ki jaan itni asaani se nahi jaayegi” from? 😐😐😐

damn, i love her sari blouse. 😍😍😍

lmaooooo. “tum shareef logon ki yehi problem hoti hai. CHOTI SI CRIME ka bhoj nahi utha paate.” 

this isn’t svetlana’s first murder, of course, so she slept like a damn babyyyyy last night. look at her dewy skin! 😊😊😊

i’m 89% sure than this is the tejLana plan to drive jhanvi insane. 😒😒😒

OH SHIT ARE THEY GONNA SPILL... 😯😯😯

OH MY GOD IS THIS MAN’S BRAIN MADE OF OSMIUM BECAUSE HOW ELSE COULD SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING DENSE?????? I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD SUSPECTED SOMETHING WAS UP, AND THIS WOULD BE THE PROOF THAT WOULD VALIDATE IT, BUT NO. HE’S JUST. THAT. FUCKING. STUPID. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD. 😖😖😖

.... ok poor billu. he’s cryyyyyyyyying. like, his brothers should also understand his side of the matter. yes, he acted roughly in anger. but... come on man. anika should be trying harder to win back his trust, instead of this nonsense that’s going on. she’s not giving him anyyyyy reason whatsoever to trust her again, so why should he forgive and forget? 😒😒😒

ok random bit of ekta kapoor-esque editing in middle. why? 🤔🤔🤔

yes, finally, they’re getting to work on the right person. 😌😌😌

of course the oberois spend a day labourer's entire monthly salary on just milk and fruits. 😐😐😐

... lol he’s right, you did only write 3 figures. 😆😆😆

ouffo, waste of one cheque leaf. YOU DO KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR REPLACEMENT CHEQUE BOOKS??? EXTRA KHARCHA. DHYAAN SE KIYA KARO YAAR. 😣😣😣 #middleClassToTheCore

he was justttttt mad at her, while talking to omRu. but now look at how fondly he’s looking at her, like she hangs up the moon every night. 😍😍😍

everyone’s driving shivaay mad today, talking like the fucking sphinx, purely in riddles. 🙄🙄🙄

finaaaaaallllly, dimaag ki baati jali. 💡💡💡

“uparr dekho.” “ro kyun rahi ho?” “aise hi koi nahi rota. (...) kuch kehna hai mujhse, anika?”

ugh, he’s instantly so tenderrrrrrrrrr. like... my stomach clenched most painfully during this scene. oh shivaaaaaay. please just figure it out quickerrrrrrrr. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

svetlana’s hereeee with some narcotics to make your day betttttter! 😊😊😊

ouff jhanvi. you’re so annoying. 😒😒😒

lmao svetlana sloooowly explaining what phones are for. i love my snarky queen so much! 😂😂😂

UH OH! SHE’S GOTTA BELIEVE HER NOW! 😯😯😯

pffffffffffffft. khoda pahaad, nikli chuhiyyaa. 🙄🙄🙄

shivaay’s back to talking to pinky normally??? 🤔🤔🤔

he was just talking out loud to himself, but THANKS FOR TAKING THE BAIT, PINKY!!!!!!!!!!!! 😎😎😎

BILLLLLU KI KANJIII REAL EYES ARE REALIZING REAL LIES. 👀👀👀

i’m not even gonna get too excited about this development, coz i know this track isn’t gonna get solved so damn easily. they’re gonna kheenchofy for at least two weeks to a month more. 😒😒😒

MY GIRL TIAAAAA COMING THROUGHHHHHH FOR ANIKA. UGH. WHAT A PURE ANGEL. I LOVE HER. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gauri posing for painting all sexilyyyyy is soooooooo out of character though? 😗😗😗

oh well, mujhe kya, i’m just here for the sex. i’m just happy that @ilovefusion ‘s headcanon is coming trueeeeeeee! (girl, dream up more tharak pls! 😏😏😏) 

[writingibberishindie-blog]

all texts - nauqhtv

a text that WASN’T SENT. 

text: just get home from work already it’s midnight and i had plans i freaking hate your job sometimes. OH WELL. i’ll eat the actually DECENT food all by myself then

a RUSHED text. 

text: gonna be liattle bit late home sorry kinda fogt in some trouble bu  i promise i’ll be home before minight 

a DRUNK text.

text: DADDYYYYYYYtext: DID UUU KNOW THAT A NEWBORN WATER CHINESE DEER CAN BE SO SMALL IT FIRTS IN YOURR PAMLM??????????????/text: ITS SO TINYYYyyYYYYYYtext: I WANT ONE THEYSO SOC UTE1111111111111111111111111111!!!!!

a SUGGESTIVE text. 

text: you know what i realised today?text: i look real cute with my ass pluggedtext: you wanna see daddy?

a LATE NIGHT text.

text: two thingstext: one, i hope work isn’t too awfultext: two, if it is, then i hope the following makes you feel bettertext: [insert picture]text: [insert picture]text: three things actuallytext: taking photos at that angle is surprisingly difficult i’m not kidding, i’m just ridiculously talented tbh

a HATEFUL text.

text: you’re a fucking asshole sometimestext: it’s fucked up because i know you fucking care about me, doesn’t matter if you claim you don’t, you fucking dotext: you love metext: but jesus fucking christ how is anybody this emotionally stuntedtext: you should be studied i swear to god, that level of psychopathy is worrying

a RANDOM text.

text: daddy they have SKITTLEStext: can i get them can i get themtext: pretty pleaseeeeeee???

a SCARED text.

text: when’re you coming home?text: someones knocking on the doortext: and shoutingtext: i don’t wanna open ittext: he’s threatening to knock the door down tf do i do

a LOVING text.

text: okay while i know that you don’t care for romantic shit and i can already feel you rolling your eyes at me, i’m in a certain kinda mood today so you’re gonna have to dealtext: you’re my favourite person in the universe, and i know you’re not perfect, we’re definitely not perfect, but i wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else. it’s been a long time since i actually felt at home somewhere, but i do with you. i’d take your somewhat fucked up way of showing you care over anybody else any day of the weektext: also you’re really fucking good in the bedroom and you’re hot as mother fucking hell

a CURIOUS text.

text: how big is your dicktext: like in inchestext: trying to win a competition here

an EXCITED text.

text: STRAWBERRIES ARE BACK IN STOCKtext: FUCK YES WINTER IS OFFICIALLY OVERtext: STRAWBERRY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

an ACCIDENTAL text.

text: ik but they won’t let me out of the hospital without someone to sign me out and i don’t wanna call the bf. i did it for you come onnnn 

a HEARTBREAKING text. 

text: i lov you i really do but ijd if i can do this anymore like idk i mis him so much and whas the point i duno even know if you clove me or care but you woud bmaybe be aad if i died but honeslytly i just wanna se jaocb anygain and i dont wana ba alive anymore and u to o busy with work to notice anyway so idk idk idkidki dk i just idunno kanymore

a MORNING text. (under the cut because it gets longggggggg)

text: hitext: okaytext: sotext: i text: wenttext: totext: thetext: beachtext: totext: surftext: usingtext: mytext: surfboardtext: like text: i text: dotext: everytext: single text: morningtext: beforetext: youtext: waketext: uptext: andtext: i text: turnedtext: thetext: notificationtext: soundtext: on text: yourtext: phonetext: uptext: reallytext: hightext: so text: thattext: youtext: gettext: wokentext: uptext: attext: 5text: otext: clocktext: in text: the text: morningtext: andtext: consideringtext: youtext: onlytext: cametext: hometext: threetext: hourstext: agotext: youtext: aretext: probablytext: extremelytext: pissedtext: righttext: nowtext: andtext: yestext: thistext: istext: revengetext: fortext: callingtext: metext: annoyingtext: i text: thinktext: youtext: willtext: findtext: thattext: itext: amtext: extremelytext: annoyingtext: get text: yourtext: facts text: righttext: lovetext: youtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: x text: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: xtext: x

[ask-mightillustrator]

He’s so tinyyyyyyyyyyy.~

rena has attacked hawkmoth

hawkmoth is crying

rena doesn't regret it at all

[btsstan2]

He's so tinyyyyyyyyyyy 😍

Earth Katsamonnat for #LANCÔMExUWMA