#he's their resident silly cringe guy and im here for it

[monkiinart]

obsessed with what's going on here

[realitytvpros]

ok thoughts (MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD):

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO RIPPER I LOOKED SO FUCKING CRINGE SITTING THERE ACTUALLU THINKING HE WAS FUNNY my friends were like 🗿🗿🗿 EVERY TIME HE HATED WOMEN OR FARTED. ripper you made me look SO BAD i HATE IT HERE. they should’ve leaned into the cringefail side of him or the homoeroticism with chase more he was most tolerable when he was getting the shit beat out of him LOL i liked him and thought he was funny but the pain. the pain of saying “oh yeah ripper is one of my faves” my friends were like “😶😶😶”

ummmm chase and emma overstayed their welcome SO BAD as soon as they put them onscreen i’m like they’re going to get back together. this is like the daters/haters yeah? that’s it they’re gonna get back together right. and like yeah they do but chase was SO scummy i’m like EMMA… there are OTHER MEN IN THIS WORLD you do NOT need him. anyways i was at least neutral on emma until she turned on bowie and kept fucking up that selfie challenge for him that was so two-faced she went from annoying to f-tier in that ep. AND she killed a turtle

zee and bowie and damien and wayne and raj grew on me VERY quickly!! like i was neutral on all of them going in but GENUINELY i was so happy whenever these guys spoke i found them super endearing

i also liked mk and bowie stirring up drama LOL love that for them

ZEE WAS SUCH A BREAKOUT FAVORITE i love that he was so consistently silly and friendly and his leg was not used against him they handled him like a fuckin champ they only voted him off bc he was right they SHOULD all become one big alliance and vote off chris

priya and millie were cute together and it was hurting me seeing priya do all that for millie in the beginning but!! loved the character arc for millie i really needed growth for them and i got it!! at first millie was a disappointment bc of how condescending she was (went in LOVING the design but HATING the personality) but i kinda wanted them to kiss by the end of it.. SO GLAD PRIYA GOT ALL THE WAY THERE but MAN. her parents are insane i wish she acknowledged that her childhood was horrific

WAIT BACK TO RAJ AND WAYNE AND BOWIE it was pleasant surprise after pleasant surprise bc. THEM OPENLY USING THE WORDS GAY AND BI AND “it felt right” AND WAYNE KNOWING RAJ WAS GAY WITH SO MUCH SUPPORT. i was wondering if wayne would be supportive and when he was 120% for it i fucking ATE THAT UP!!!! bowie being treated with respect by the narrative for being a good competitor blew me away i thought he would’ve been a shallow gay stereotype and then GONE after the first few episodes but IM SO HAPPY.. total drama thank you for handling the gay people well i love that for you

zee holding chase’s ass and commenting on how firm it was as well as ripper calling chase pretty… 🕵️‍♀️ WHY DID THEY PUT ALL THAT IN ONLY FOR CHASE TO RUN BACK TO EMMA ANYWAY. bowie x raj is gay because they love men chase x ripper is gay because they hate women they are NOT the SAME

biggest disappointments: WHY DID THEY VOTE AXEL OFF SO FUCKING FAST i would’ve done anything for her to go further and be a lesbian. they hated her bc she put resident woman hater ripper in his place and bc she kept them fed 💅 also damien’s elimination HURTED he was SO HAPPY to be on the show by the end of it AS WELL AS NICHELLE I REALLY LIKED HER BUT IF SHE GOT UP AND MOVED WHILE SHE HAD HER BREAKDOWN THAT WOULDVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

ummmm. umm what else the episode pacing for the first one was FLYING by and horrendously fast but the rest of the episodes were better! i wish they had given them more episodes so these fucking contestants can chill and get more char development like the earlier seasons did lol. apart from that the animation was GORGEOUS they were so ambitious with the perspective shifts!!!! Genuinely loved to see it this show looks great when they try new things

i didn’t mind chris’s new voice! episode one sounded strange but he was totally fine by the end!! he was funny as fuck it’s a good balance between him not caring and chef caring about the contestants!!

i’m so sorry julia aged like sour milk over the season 😭😭 HER MISTREATING BOWIE DIDNT SIT RIGHT WITH ME also how the FUCK did she win that eating challenge.. i hate to be more of a ripper apologist than i am rn but he deserved to win more than her

DIDNT THEY MENTION A DRAG RACE ON ONE OF THOSE PROMOS? i mentioned it a few times to my friends as we were watching “oh this is the drag race episode it has to be it’s the final ep and they hadn’t done it yet” WHERE WAS MY DRAG RACE EPISODE..

scary girls personality was too quirky for me 😭 i have a low quirky tolerance and as soon as she started trying to jackhammer damien i was v disappointed by how they handled her

episode five was so fetishy 💀 total drama babygirl you can write episodes without farts and people will watch i promise you babe you don’t need the farts you really don’t. LIKE I DIDNT LIKE THE VOMIT EPISODE ALL TOO MUCH EITHER but. fart one was worse hands down

BACK TO RIPPER AGAIN IM SO MAD. my booboo the clown ass sitting there when he showed up like dennis the menace ripping ass on the dock I STILL LIKE HIM I REITERATE I LIKE WHEN DUMB MEN ARE TREATED LIKE THEYRE DUMB but SCREAMINGGGG. less farts less misogyny make him rip his shirt again make him do something else fresh please…

and now we wait for season 2 … keep it up td just less fart jokes puhLEASE

I FINALLY WATCHED THE NEW SEASON

[uwumessenger]

Since you watch ATLA can you write for the brothers with MC that gets their face stolen by Koh when that brother pisses him off? But let's say Diavolo helps MC get their face back later on so it's temporary and there's no need to worry much about MC never having a face again or anything 😳

that's sCARY AS HELL omg koh definitely scared the living shit out of me when i was a kid LMAO thank you for saying that diavolo helps mc get their face back bc if i would cry if mc straight up disappears bc dont his victims end up somewhere "between life and death" 😳😳 ANYWAY

Lucifer

lucifer was supposed to meet with koh numerous times but flaked each time ...eek

so koh stole ur face by popping in and scaring u 🙈

koh entered ur room undetected and unannounced so when lucifer walks into your room all he sees is a faceless mc

his instinct is to blame mammon but you somehow communicate to him that it wasnt his fault

he tells diavolo about it and when diavolo says he can help get ur face back within a week, relief sets in

he helps you with anything you need and makes sure the other 6 dont bother or bully you in any way

never tells you that the reason why ur face was stolen was bc he was missing his meetings w/ koh but from now on he's sure to never flake again

Mammon

somehow managed to steal a mask koh had that was made completely out of gold idk how he did it but he did

he dragged u w/ him and koh stole your face once he realized what happened he said aight mammon it's onsite i am lit rally a facestealer

when he first runs away he deadass forgets you cant see so he has to go back to grab you and gun it

straight to purgatory hall to ask solomon for help. when solomon says it's out of his control yall go to diavolo

panicpanicpanic

luckily lucifer wasnt with him ! diavolo says that he'll help you out

theres almost no way that mammon could hide you from lucifer for an entire week so he convinces diavolo to let you stay in his castle

checks in on you A LOT and once ur back to normal the whole stolen face thing becomes blackmail B)

Levi

idk what he'd do to set koh off. it'd probably be more like

hey mc, let's visit koh and ask him if he has any manga from back in his day

and then you accidentally chuckle when koh looks at u and now u have no face

levi nicknames you no face as in no face from spirited away and doesnt think much about the fact that you dont have a face until he realizes oh, you doNT HAVE A FACE

he actually tells lucifer instead of trying to hide behind his back and then yall go to diavolo for help

he ends up feeling really bad and checks in on you occasionally as ur confined to your room

after you get your face back he'll still poke fun at the situation and call u no face smh

Satan

accidentally summoned koh to his room (on a bad day for koh) but koh went after u instead. now ur face is gone

he searches all his books for spells that could at least give you a temporary face but alas, there is nothing

lucifer is doing a room check and that’s how ur found out...eue

satan confesses to summoning koh but everyone still has to listen to the four hour lecture anyway

he likes to read different urban legends to you in the weeks that you guys wait for diavolo to fix ur face

right before you get your face back he marches to koh’s residence and rocks the shit out of him as he should

Asmo

asmo simply wanted to see if it was possible to charm koh and take all the faces for himself!

until u showed disgust on ur face at the wrong time while watching asmo. 2 be fair it was too hard to not cringe!!!!!

he would then try to charm koh into giving ur face back but eventually gives up and takes you straight to diavolo

hes in TEARS because ur beautiful face was stolen and it was all his fault </3 poor bb

but he feels happier when diavolo says he will get ur face back!

in the meantime asmo will most definitely draw on your face. when you get it back he compares all the photos of his drawings to your actual face LOL

but he'd also feel pretty bad so he'd give u a fat hug and apologize haha

Beel

err here it'd be more like you wanted to visit koh but not alone so u bribed beel with food to get him to come with

and ur doing fine until beel starts to try eating in koh's house when koh said specifically no eating in his home 😡😡 im sorry this is turning silly i really dk what to do fbdndndnd

koh's reaction startles you, but before you can put a straight face back on, koh turns and sees ur emotion then steals ur face

surprisingly he doesnt capture beel's either bc his face looked like his soul left his body

hes not afraid to ask for help but tries asking levi and mammon first, then satan, then solomon, before asking lucifer if he or diavolo could do anything

in the week that you're faceless, he's mainly concerned about the fact that u have no mouth so u cant eat!! D:

he definitely tries feeding you dhdjdjjd and gets very stressed when the food doesnt get through to you

by the time you have your face back hes ready to eat a bunch of ur favorite foods and snacks with you !

and ofc apologizes for not being as strict with you. now it'll take a lot more than a dozen cheeseburgers to visit someone so powerful and dangerous like koh ✋🏻

Belphie

this guy definitely said some shit to koh back in the day

upon running into him again in public, koh decided he would get his revenge by stealing belphie's face!

it was a flop bc belphie naturally isnt too expressive BUT koh shocked u to ur bones so it was ur face that got stolen instead

immediately tries to hide you but tells beel about it. this guy already semi-successfully killed u once so the amount of trouble he'd be in for getting ur face stolen....WHEW

obviously it's next to impossible to hide you and beel felt sad that you couldnt eat or drink or talk so he ratted belphie out LMAO

and it was straight to diavolo since lucifer was with him

while ur faceless, nothing really changes. hes still pretty much the same but he does ask you if you need anything and will prevent you from falling off the bed or couch and all that

when you're back to normal he doesnt really apologize BCNSNSJS bc he technically didnt do anything wrong but he tells you that he feels really bad and will protect you better!!!!!

[a-pretty-nerd]

Country Club (Rodrick Heffley x reader)

Requests: “Rodrick x reader from the third movie where he sneaks into the country club, maybe the resder works there and they’re all flirty and stuff” ~Anonymous

“would you do a rodrick imagine in which the reader works at thr country club and they get close and then at hollys party when he makes a mess and she’s there like i thought it was cool and rodrick is all cliche it was you all along fluffy stuff” ~ Anonymous

I’m gonna do two in one! ❤

A/N: I hope you guys are pumped, because I got a surge of Rodrick Heffley requests! As well as a few other Devon characters! So my series chapters and parts might come a little slower. But don’t worry I’ll get there! As always, your requests and feedback keep me goin! ✌❤

Warnings: None! All fluff this round!

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Working at the local country club in town wasn’t too bad. You mostly worked as a server, cleaned tables, and folded towels on occasion. Standing being a table by the club’s large pool. You’re not paying attention to much but the mindless task of rolling towels into a nice tube. When suddenly you’re shaken bout the faint sound of splashing. You think it’s probably a bunch of kids, until you hear a cry for help.

“H-Help! Im drowning!” You turn, to find a teenage boy flailing helplessly in the water. He’s looking up at the life gaurd. A worker of yours who just kind of sits there, high up in her chair. Filling her nails. Heather never really did much, she just kind of sat there. But then again, she never really had to. No one ever really needed to be saved. But now was not the time to be slacking off.

“Hey! Heather!” You shouted at her. Did she have headphones in!? You went to dive in, but a large splash came before you could. You watched wide eyed as an older man swam over to grab the poor teen, and drag him out of the pool. You couldn’t help but laugh when he tried to five him uneeded mouth to mouth. You thought you saw the poor thing crying as the older man left a few minutes after him insisting her was okay. “Are you okay?” You walked over with one of your towel tube, roll, things. He looked up at you, with the saddest expression you’d ever seen. You half expected In The Arms of The Angels to start playing.

“Y-Y-Yeah…thanks.” He took the towel, and wrapped it around himself.

“Can I uh, get you anything? Maybe some water to settle your stomach?”

“Huh? Uh…a soda?” You chuckled at his request.

“Okay.” You smiled, and walked away. Returning to find him curled up with his towel, helplessly chewing on a half-eaten sandwhich. “Here.” He jumped slightly, and looked at the drink before taking it. He didn’t say a word. “Whats that smeared on your shoulder?” You asked, leaning closer to get a look at it.

“Uh! Nothing!” He jerked away, and tenderly covered the mark with the towel.

“Sorry about Heather. I think they just hired her to sit there and be pretty. She’s never really had to do her job.”

“Right.” He nodded, and sat up a little.

“Hey, I didn’t catch your name.”

“Im Rodrick.” You sat down by his legs on the chair.

“Well, Rodrick, tell me more about this pitiful attempt at a tattoo.” You joked, spinning his attention away from the events that just happened. The conversation grew, and in just a small amount of time you got to know Rodrick. He wasn’t has helpless as you thought, just not the brightest. But once you got on the subject of music, he went off. You sit and watch him go on and on about drumming and rock n’ roll forever. And the more you looked at him, the cuter he got. You were disappointed when your manager saw you, and yelled at you to get back to work.

For the rest of Rodrick’s stay, he made eyes at you. Not like, sexy eyes. But your eyes met everytime you were near. And everytime you went to serve residence near the pool, he’d stop you on your way back.

“I’ll take another soda ms.” He requested with a smug smile.

“You don’t need another soda mr.” You scolded him playfully, and walked past. And at the end of the day, you found yourself rolling towels, again.

“Y/N!” A voice shouted. Rodrick slammed his hands down on the table, startling you. “My band, has a show,” he’s out of breath, “Heather’s birthday. Tomorrow. Be there!?”

“Uh, tomorrow? Um, sure!” You managed in the rushed moment as he watched him pant.

“Cool!” And he was gone in a flash. Heather’s birthday!? You, go to Heather’s birthday. Theres no way you’d get in, she’d probably have a bouncer with a last at the door. What were you supposed to wear? You felt a little silly walking around in casual wear, when you saw princesses in ballgowns walk into the party. How were you gonna get in!? Then you realized, it was held in a tent. You easily slipped through a seam betwewn the large pink tarps. You wondered around the the absolutely bizzare celebration. It was like a shrine to Heather herself. You cringed, hardcore.

“Exscuse me ladies and gentlemen!” You heard that familiar voice shout. And on the stage, was the bizzarley out of place band. “This goes out to the birthday girl! Heather Hills, this ones for you!” He flung a jacket off the stage, and the music started playing. Once again, you stood aside, and covered your mouth. Your eyes wide as you watched the train wreck unfold. You thought Rodrick said he was the drummer. He sure wasnt a singer. “Hit that button!” And fireworks shot out while banners fell from the ceiling. Dear…lord. Suddenly Rodrick was jumping off the stage, and practically throwing himself at Heather. Who was visibly steaming. You suddenly felt more helpless than Rodrick as you watched with the audience.

After that was all over, and Rodrick had thoroughly made a fool of himself, AND been rejected. He hobbled over to you a short amount of time after. He looked more than defeated.

“You okay?” You asked, as he leaned against a table. Covered in chocolate from the spilled fountain. He just nodded, looking down at his feet. “Hey, I thought you guy were rad.” He perked up, as if on cew.

“Really!?” You nodded.

“Doing a cover of a pop song? Thats some real risk taking there.” You smiled at him. He adjusted himself. Leaning on the table towards you.

“Well…yknow…it was all for you.” He tried to act smooth. Which only made you burst out with laughter.

“Uhuh! Sure! Don’t push it, lover boy. I liked the show. But I’d like to see you play the drums next time.” He paused, and his shoulders relaxed.

“Next time?”

“Yeah! You better keep me up to date on your shows! I’m your #1 fan!” A small shade of pink crept over Rodrick’s cheeks. You reached out, and ran a finger over his shoulder, which was covered in chocolate. And licked it off your finger. “Yum.” Music from speakers started playing for the rest of the party.

“Uh…wanna dance?” He held out a hand. You smiled brightly, making you blush too.

“Sure thing.”