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He's so adorably chubby.
#it's him#he's the chubb king#god i love his chubb#it's amazing#what a cutie#i love dick so much#in more ways than one#😏😏😏#dick suskind#the hoax (2006)#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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Some days you want to work hard on your little fanfic epics, spending hours detangling the lore and timeline and plans for stories crying in the night for an update, and some days you're sick off your rocker and just hacking a lung out while haze-blinking into the horizon as you halt reading someone else's fic summary mid-first sentence to hard left turn into a very blurry but detailed daydream about the dwarves thinking Bilbo died in the Battle of the Five Armies while Bilbo--unaware of a king and his company upending their own mountain in a fit of grief as he heals among the Men or Elves--ends up in an awkward Race to Mordor with a Sauron he is barely aware of alongside his own ironic Nine, made up of himself, Gandalf, Bard, Legolas, Tauriel, and a trio of dwarves (Dís, Gimli, Gimli's mom) plus an unexpected favorite cousin (Falco Chubb-Baggins) who all broke off from the first convoy of Blue Mountain immigrants to Erebor to go along and protect Bilbo.
Place bets now on how Thorin & Company hear of their burglar's survival and latest insanity (highest bids placed on the remaining Blue Mountain travelers passing along word vs a smarmy message from Thranduil), how quickly they shake off their shrouds of mourning and royal pseudo-widowhood, and where exactly on the path between Erebor and Mount Doom they manage to catch up to and dog pile an unwitting Hobbit.
#apologies for the sick day rambles#bagginshield#story ideas#I need to master the art of authors who cover a whole adventure/story in flash scenes across a series of short fics#i'd get so many of these ideas down in at least written form if I could master that vs my impulse for 100K+ monsters#bilbo fellowship au#i'm normally not for a 'bilbo destroys the ring early' since i love lotr so much I don't want to derail it too much but~ when the ideas hit#still it feels wrong to have only 1 hobbit in a fellowship so I played off those falco chubb-baggins lore tidbits#and I headcanon falco as a young curly haired michael sheen. just cause I love him & think he looks a fair bit like martin freeman.#bonus points include early gigolas humor gimli mom lore dis-bilbo in-law bonding & bilbo carrying a dwobbit frodo the entire gd time#last 2 points leading to Thorin slamming into the action ready to scream at his Hobbit--only to get blindsided by screams from his sister#queue bilbo frozen in shock as 2 royal siblings-fight trying to quietly sneak off-only for 2 very different royal siblings to bodyslam him#and dis screaming at her sons to be more careful with the hobbit and when why comes out All Hell Breaks Loose because wtf bilbo? THORIN???#(and no bilbo did not know either when he left erebor—life just be rude like that)#and yes somewhere in that the ring and gollum and sauron and gandalf and probably saruman too. the wizard can handle the actual plot right?#and yeah eagles come in to save everyone at the last frustrating minute. because what's a tolkien quest without that in there?
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It’s been a week since I reread The Burning Bridge. Here’s a few things I’m still not over:
Will copying Halt in every manner possible and Halt having to physically move his face out of side to hide his smile.
the ‘sir’ scene. I, for one, would be willing to call Gilan ‘sir’ every time of the day.
Gilan literally being Horace’s biggest fan.
Will’s character development in growing more confident, and Halt and Gilan aiding him in that. also, Horace.
Gilan is consistent in one thing and one thing only and that’s showing up in KING DUNCAN’S WAR COUNCIL TENT with both the best and the worst new information.
speaking of, David being so. done. with his son. and looking at Halt. who just shrugs. like yeah, neither dad knows what he’s doing.
“burn the bridge”
Chubb being an icon during wartime, once again.
the absolute devastated grief that Gilan and Halt shared when they had to wait for the battles to start and couldn’t just go look for Will.
everyone thinking Halt is dead and then when Gilan arrives saying “Halt says” everyone going wHAT?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
David saying ‘don’t make me stop you, Halt. we’ve been friends far too long’ - like YEAH THEY HAVE
I think it’s a little sad that Morgarath never knew that Halt didn’t just KNOW the Ranger’s apprentice Morgarath had kidnapped, but that it was HIS apprentice. Imagine the PURE RAGE if Morgarath had found out that HALT’S APPRENTICE OF ALL PEOPLE had burned down the bridge.
first, Rodney adopting Teacher Mode and letting Horace right up with him. then him adopting Parent Mode when he saw how hurt he was.
ARALD MISSING WILL TOO.
that one final scene that I refuse to think about.
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Has anyone noticed that Baron Arald has no heir?
After re-reading Ruins of Gorlan from Flanagans Ranger's Apprentice, it struck me at Choosing Day scene. In some way all the Craftmasters have chosen their heirs: Will is following in Halt footsteps and if Horace had stayed at Redmont Castle, he’d be probably part of the Battleschool with Sir Rodney. Alice und Pauline got really close to each other and George became a respected scriber. And, we all know about the competition between Jenny and Chubb.
But the only one who doesn't have an heir is Baron Arald. But why? It's not like he's lonely and abandoned. He has a wife Lady Sandra, and they are completely still in love with each other. At the same time, he has a large fief that has to be ruled by someone else after his death - usually the heir.
In the Middle Ages, the king divided his kingdom into fiefs and gave them to the nobles to govern - as in Araluen. At that time there were two cases: You kept the fief for life, so it belonged to the family and was therefore passed on, or you only got it for a few years. I wouldn’t have noticed the latter in Araluen (correct me if I am wrong).
So, who takes Arald's place after his death?
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Frodo defending his gender nonconforming, possibly trans daughter
Random denizen of Hobbiton: First he lets her run wild with the lads and dress in breeches, and how she is a member of the king's guard in a city of MEN? The name Baggins is certainly in the dust now, if it wasn't already. Frodo: *eyes suddenly cold, half-closed, and his voice excruciatingly, lividly polite* And pray enlighten me, Mrs. Chubb, what business of yours is my daughter's life and choices? And also, may I remind you that my son is an apprentice healer, and fairly soon Dr. Boffin will retire and Samwise-lad will take his place. Surely, you want him to continue to pay special attention to your rheumatism?
(So I imagine Middle Earth does not really have LGBTQ discourse and vocabulary like we do, and it might actually be hard to discern at first, not the least for Galadriel Baggins herself, whether she is simply gender nonconforming or actually trans. But I imagine she uses a male form of address and even male pronouns when she serves as a citadel guard, though not necessarily with her family.)
#flowers of mordor second generation#you go frodo you catty fox#mad fragrance writes#lotr fanfic#frodo baggins#the heal in the shire project#lgbtq headcanons#lotr au
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GOOD LORD I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I WAS AVOIDING SOCIAL MEDIA
i hate trade season </3 my heart is in pieces on the floor again
tbh brendan makes sense to trade out as much as it would suck but like we have alan and obv mac (because i refuse to consider it an actual possibility that he gets traded) and its baseball half the team plays at least 3 positions. the whole thing for the rockies is that our pitching staff is as reliable and sturdy as running a madden25 ranked match on that one cousin's grimey ps2 only connected to internet by dial-up. that and the constant more or less vote of no confidence given to literally any vet not a fan favorite. its not a baseball team its a money grab. im one bad day of rockies news from writing myself in as the gm that fixes it all 2012 wattpad style
even if mac does get traded i hope he goes to the damn yanks literally just for the - gather? idk the word for what im thinking and im way too tired to be writing rn - w dj because i would write that fic to hell and then some . . . sideplot bryzzo would go so hard with it . . . . .but also going to a big name bigger wallet team means he's getting recognized as the absolute KING that he is and god knows he more than deserves it. tf you mean chappy got the gold glove ToT not in my heart
anyway we have to stay positive or we collapse so
bo nix looks like the strongest runner in this season's roty campaign and the broncos look really damn good when the defense comes to play nate atkins had a touchdown and whats his name that took chubb's number had a pick. cant stop thinking about holding kirk cousins to field goals. i'm not thinking about justin simmons im not thinking about jerry jeudy im not thinking about drew lock im not thinking about kendall hinton im not thinking about noah fant im not thinking about brandon mcmanus im not thinking about all the guys we've lost since 2015 im not- the javonte touchdown when he was carried into the end zone was hilarious and lives rent free in my mind
the nuggets looked like shit about halfway through won their game tonight and the rumor why joker's out is that his wife is having another baby. vlatko might have reinjured his knee and saric showed up big time. jamal was extra fluffy and adorable even though he kept making bad passes in the 2nd half and made some huge shots. russ was called for the weakest tech ive ever seen cooked and is now the all time nba leader in triple doubles (200) (i think) coach malone was hilarious to watch on the sidelines and is now tied as the nuggets winningest head coach
THE CHIEFS FINALLY FUCKIN LOST TOO
I get trading Brendan. I feel like all of us saw it from mile away honestly, it’s the least surprising thing that would happen this off-season. What would be surprising if we got someone value from him.
However, Mac gets traded I physically do not know what I’ll do with myself. If he gets traded, obviously I’m gonna want him to win the World Series right away because he deserves it and deserves everything good happen in life and I know him and Judge have been friends since childhood so there’s that as well that would add a different synergy to the Yankees roster.
Bestie imma try my best to stay positive this offseason however the nuggets are so iffy that you can’t really predict how the seasons gonna go and it seems like we are nothingness without jokic which adds a whole new problem.(also it has been a brought to my attention that Malone shops at my local King Soopers which probably means he lives somewhere close to me, and that scares me) Also, the Broncos are just confusing. They confuse me I don’t know how to feel. BUT YOUR RIGHT AT LEAST THE CHEIFS FINALLY FUCKING LOST. ALL HAIL JOSH ALLEN
Anyways, if we trade Mac, I will literally crash out 
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Wandering the Wandle - Part 2
Here's me looking at something:
From Beddington we went to the Grove in Carshalton (https://goo.gl/maps/34uxbuULu88kFpNB7) and looked at the ponds there. En route we observed a Lime bike had been thrown into a Lime Green pool which I thought was worth a photo only to be admonished by a local old lady who clearly thought we should be doing something about the aforementioned bike - we pointed out that we weren't the ones who put it there or indeed the council.
Still the ponds are very pretty.
Still the ponds are very pretty.
There was evidence in the park of the mills that made the Wandle famous:
And we saw some nature as well and then we walked along the appropriately named Mill Lane and tried to find the former snuff mill.
From there we looked at the bridge/viaduct of the railway over the Wandle and encountered Wilderness Island(https://goo.gl/maps/YRoMvFNf6jucWktG8) - we had some hijinks pretending to cross the river using a fallen tree in the manner of some brave explorers from something like King Solomon's Mines!
We carried on our adventure up towards Watercress Park (https://goo.gl/maps/u2gWsFxpktiCLCCt7) - where we met a man have a photoshoot on a bridge (his friend was using a long telephoto lens and complicated flash gun setup) - we didn't get a photo just in case they were famous (we didn't recognize them...)
Then up to the corner of Poulter Park (https://goo.gl/maps/u9KuyJo1xvYnNW6t6)
We talked about nature and birds and things and I observed that this would be a great place to spot a kingfisher and then a local fisherwoman appeared out of the reeds to tell us that as well as being an angler she was also a keen bird-spotter and whilst we might see a kingfisher at this spot - it was her opinion that we would have more luck further along the river. She did also mention that the river was unusually high because the local waterworks were releasing water (hopefully treated) into the river. We did notice a certain aroma in the air and commented on it - but she thought this was the smell of tyres (whether it was making or burning it wasn't clear).
We asked if she had had any luck today (which I believe is the correct question to ask fisherfolk) - and she replied with a chubb and two barbells which I thought was rather rude and so we bade her good day and continued on our travels.
Next stop was Watermeads Nature Reserve (https://goo.gl/maps/vDVj8crsfLo1tX3N6) - which was given to the National Trust by one of the National Trust's founders Octavia Hill.
It was rather lovely we saw some Jasmine (shown above) and some Japanese Knotweed (identified with Google Lens but not shown).
This is a rather splendid Plane tree in the Watermeads Nature reserve. The banks were busy with more fishermen.
Here is a rather funky video of a sluice
We crossed the river at Bishopsford Bridge and on the path there was a small family group having an impromptu gathering - the patriarch of the family was as wide as he was tall but they seemed to be having a nice time - two young girls had set up a stall and attempted to sell us some loom bands - two for the price of one, sirs they cried after us - but we had no change with which to batter with.
On towards Ravensbury Park - lots more fishermen here and some ne'er do wells on their bicycles and smoking recreational cigarettes and drinking cheap lager from cans.
We saw another lovely Heron
Then we popped into the Surrey Arms for a swift and revitalizing half of ale (for me) and cider (for Andy) - the bar lady on seeing us gave us a piece of blue kitchen roll to wipe our sweaty brows (because it was a warm day). We sat at the bar with the other regulars and watched Magic FM on the TV (Mmm Bop by Hanson - not the greatest song tbh). Upon starting to walk again we both found that we had started to get a little stiff - I think we where probably about halfway through our walk at this point. My ankle was aching slightly and Andy commented on his back - definitely a gentle comment on our progress on life's path.
Andy here professed his plans to run the London Marathon (if he get it in the ballot) - I think I volunteered to run a half to help him with training if he wanted...
Next stop - Morden Hall Park (https://goo.gl/maps/D682mjtGGm6NKfdQ9)
Suddenly it was busy - loads of kids and families having picnics and enjoying running around in the clear Wandle. It was a warm day - probably around 24C and it had been rather warm all week.
There was a bored looking security guard trying to stop kids from jumping from the bridge into the water.
More Snuff Mills!
More again next time on the thrilling and fast moving action packed instalment of the Wandle Wanderers.
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Paul, you really deserve so much better.
#but also#the chubb#he's the chubb king#woof woof bark bark#sexy ass mf#i want him to ruin me#ruin me good#goddamn#what a man#what a unit#an absolute unit#i can treat him so much better#paul weller#breakable you#my sweet alfredo#my heart#❤️❤️❤️❤️#alfred molina
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2023-06-01
Singapore
27-year-old man arrested for suspected DUI after BlueSG car crashes into traffic light at Sengkang
Virtual queue on day 1 of May BTO launch sees wait time of over an hour - HDB says wait time has now been reduced
Migrant worker wins $18,888 at company D&D - good for him!
CPIB investigates Seatrium (formerly Sembcorp Marine) for alleged corruption - company calls for trading halt
46-year-old man jailed 4 days in default of S$1.4K fine for smoking & staying at ECP park shelter without licence - pretty young for a hobo
80-year-old man receives written warning for not returning chopsticks, bowl & plate at Chinatown food complex - hope our r3tarded authorities are f**king happy
34-year-old married man smiles in court while being charged for voyeurism - he also wore some of his victims’ bras & photographed himself in them ...probably should be locked up in an asylum permanently
Lee Hsien Loong tests positive for COVID-19 again - thought the vaccines are supposed to prevent this sort of thing from happening?! LOL
Town councils to raise service & conservancy charges from next month
Up to 30 years’ jail for possession of cannabis with rollout of stricter drug laws - not strict enough if you ask me, thanks to what those idiot "humanitarians” might say
Man allegedly duped Chubb Insurance into paying out over $8.9m in false claims
Health
Singapore: Physiotherapists at TTSH emergency department reduce wait time & staff workload
Literature
^ Bonnacons were mythical medieval creatures with violent & explosive $hit farts
Nature
What is eating tons of millipedes on Tuckernuck Island? - it knew to leave the poisonous parts alone!
Travel
Canadian tourist bitten by monkey at Bali park despite warnings not to get too close - those monkeys are NOT your friends; too bad she had to learn the hard way!
Theme parks in Malaysia see boost in visitorship from locals & Singaporeans - due to school holidays
Business
Swatch dares Malaysia to confiscate rainbows after raid on Pride watches - LGBTQ agenda & Islam do not mix!
Finance
Singapore: Crypto.com gets major payment institution licence from MAS - good luck to anyone who still dares to get involved with these crypto scammers!
Society
12-year-old girl stabs 9-year-old brother to death - motive unknown
Politics
Japan: Kishida’s son to resign as secretary after “inappropriate” behaviour - another nepo baby bites the dust, but daddy will still take care of him, not to worry!!!
Singapore & China ink pact to set up bilateral defence hotline - China cannot be trusted, but apparently our top officials haven’t learned that yet
Transport
Singapore: New MRT trains with more space & larger windows to run on North-South & East-West lines from 4 Jun
Gossip
Shark Tank's Daymond John seeks restraining order against former show contestants - poor Daymond... you never know when these random crazies will turn the tables on you & become nasty
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Rare Formz - Brand New Funk (official music video)
beats & cuts by @DJMordecai
lyrics & vocals by Chris Miller
engineered by James Swisher
Rare Formz lettering by Brad Bacon
from 2015's @rareformz6905 Rare Formz - The Album https://rareformz.bandcamp.com/album/...
a tribute to @djjazzyjeff & The Fresh Prince ( @WillSmith ) - Brand New Funk
as well as an homage to our hip-hop heroes.
shoutout to @TheFoundationhiphop
LYRICS:
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[Chorus] my DJ: (rock the beat) Shout out to De La Soul Craig G and Pete Nice Whodini, MC Shan Juice Crew, Ice Cube Shock G, Jungle Brothers Black Sheep and Latifah Peace shout to Nicki D
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[Chorus] to my DJ: (rock the beat) shout out to Doug E. Fresh Dana Dane and Slick Rick the whole Get Fresh Crew Steady B, Kool Moe Dee Cold Crush Brothers and Busy Bee Prince Rakeem and UTFO Fat Boys and Chill Rob G. And we out. Yeah, can't forget my DJs, shout out to: DJ Kool Herc DJ Red Alert Paul C Jazzy Jeff Cash Money Grandmaster Flash Mr. Magic DJ Hollywood Jazzy Jay Eddie Cheeba DJ Charlie Chase DJ Chuck Chillout The Masterdon and DJ Davy DMX
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okay so the Ranger’s Apprentice Tik Tok parody
Because y’all wanted 19 y/o me finish the thing that 14 y/o me (who was objectively on crack) started. Enjoy :).
Wake up in the morning feelin’ like Will Treaty (hey, what up boy?) Grab my scabbard I’m out the door; I’m gonna save this country (let’s go) Before I leave, have coffee, add a spoonful of honey Ask questions all of the time, sarcasm ain’t funny
I’m talking arrows on our bows, bows Dressed up in green-grey clothes, clothes Realm-saving from all our foes, foes Trust the cloak, wearing our silver oakleaves Fighting off Morgarath’s thieves Don’t catch us moving unheard and unseen
Don’t stop, burn the bridge Shenanigans on Nihon-Jan ridge Again, missed my dance Successfully ignored Halt’s glance It’s no lute - a mandola Think no one likes my speech, no Oh, woah, woah-oh Oh, woah, woah-oh More dogs, Tug has fun So many wars that I have won Halt he, is a king?! Your bow’s a stick without the string Tick-tock, on the clock But the duty don’t stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Ain’t got a care in the world, and got plenty of plans Can make an army out nowhere, put a weapon in your hands And now the Skandians are lining up, ‘cause they hear I got Grimsdell Not even two Kalkara could make me say my last farewell
I’m talking royal apprentice out of hand, hand Temujai take the land, land Almost dying in Arridan hot sand, sand Now, now, I’m going ‘till I saved my friend’s crown Or Greybeard Halt shut us down, down Greybeard shut us down, down Grey- Grey- shut us down
Don’t stop, blow up the cave Ignore that time I was a slave Be strong, quick, and wise Don’t steal Chubb’s freshest pies Be thrown off your horse Thirty-three men is a force, oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Finally, a last name Though it came with quite some fame I’m shy, a butterfly Climb up and touch the sky Magic, here and there But the thinking don’t stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Warmweed, you built me up You broke me down Have no trauma No, I’m healthy Put your hands up Take your clothes off You won’t come far In your undies Coffee, it builds me up Add more honey ‘Cause I’m a Ranger Yeah I am one With my eyebrow raised Raise your eyebrow Raise your eyebrow
Now, the Gathering don’t start ‘till I walk in
Don’t stop, make a joke Hide in your magical cloak Again, I’ma fight You know I will be alright Time is running out But the duty don’t stop, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Grew a beard, it looked weird When I shaved I was cheered Go on adventure Storm a castle just for her My life might be hard But I don’t stop smiling, no Oh, whoa, whoa-oh Oh, woah, woah-oh
#look#this thing is absolute chaos#and you know what?#that's an accurate representation of the series#i call this: creative license#don't come for the melody or rhythm because i do not know music and this was a struggle#technically it's been five years in the making sooo#it better be worth it#ranger's apprentice#rangers apprentice#john flanagan
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actual footage of kenneth branagh every time he saw a plane comin in dunkirk
#dunkirk spoilers#BARELY THO#how many times did he have to do Shocked Face™#[chubbs voice] king of surprise
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ILL FL 1st Round Playoff Recap 🏉🏈
Week 15 has us in the first week of the postseason in the NFL league. Laura hung onto the top seed and Jermaine came out of nowhere to snag the other bye week. The rest of the playoff teams were 8-6 (Demetri, Jermaine, & Professor). The wildcards were both 7-7 as Carla got in with massive points while Johnny backed in to just barely make it over Slick for the final spot.
First Round saw Demetri VS Carla, as well as, Johnny VS Professor.
Demetri 🏆 Carla
Demetri surged in the latter half of the season as Carla had done. She definitely was the queen of points and would need that in her match against him.
Demetri took a gamble on Taysum which initially paid dividends. Home team players Fields and Montgomery came thru as well for Demetri team.
Sanders came up super short for Carla but her team aside did very well for her. A hiccup at Kicker was not enough to hold her back as she took the lead.
Demetri got near duds with Devante- who has been on fire but had a tough matchup with the Pat's D. Chubb has not been himself late, which hurt Demetri too. To make matters worst, Diggs trending down most of Saturdays game slate. Despite the barely double digit scoring for most of his team, Demetri had to count on Packers Def (rival home team defense) to win or lose him this week.
Packers did great, but it wasn't enough to overcome Carla's lead.
Certainly, Mahomes 75 points is what took it over the top. Adding salt to the wound, King Henry and Higgins came thru big time for her.
Looking at the bench for Demetri, he still would have loss in Carla left her team as is and he played Theilin & Dillon. He would have been 5 points short in a hindsight optimized lineup 🤏
Digging deeper into the wound, even with better outputs of Packers rival players on his fantasy team, in an ironic twist, a former Packer Davante poor point outing is what cost him his season smh 🤦
Carla's bench was so deep it almost didn't matter. Her bench actually could have beaten other playoff teams....thats how awesome her team up h down did 👏
Kudos to Demetri for making it this far and a good season overall. Congratulations to Carla for advancing to the semifinals 🎊
Professor 🏆 Johnny
Professor doing his usual, made the playoffs once again. Johnny backed into the playoffs with a small point tie break over Ricky to get the last wildcard.
The 3 seed vs the 6th seed was a tight battle. Both of these competitors are waiver wire masters. Always dipping weekly to improve thier team, both gentlemen played snarky bets on players based on trends, matchups, and schemes. Perfect example:
Professor played TE from the Titans. In recent weeks he has been getting a lionshare of targets due to the lack of playmaking ability from thier wide outs. Woods is not a number 1 WR prototype and the rookie has been hurt or inconsistent. This has led the Titans offense to play underneath pass options which is great for TEs with pass catching abilities. He ended up with double digits for Professor in this PPR format.
Johnny gambled on Dobbins who admittedly had no interest in fornthe draft. The play was simple. The Browns Defense is top ten in yards allowed to opposing run offenses. Add the fact the Ravens too lack depth and true playmaker at the WR position. Their team motto to stick the run helped ease Johnnys decision in a trending Dobbins who has produced albeit dealing with injury. He is also doing it with a timeshare with other RBs on the team.
Both bets paid off initially for Professor & Johnny. Savy these guys🧐
As we can see on the bench, Professor got screwed by not putting in Stevenson at RB. Problem was he didn't have the info as it was a late game. Combine that with Zonovan low output, that player basically cost him the season. Ouch. Johnny was also eliminated in another Core 4️⃣ league (Sleeper) because of the same player in another tight game. I wonder how many teams were eliminated because of playing him 🤔 He had seemingly took over that position but the Lion's did improve on Defense in that particular area after getting run through earlier in the season.
Other than that costly mistake, Professor made all the right moves. By the end of Sunday, Johnny was in the lead. He pulled Watson in case of a disastrous negative point game from the rookie that could have cost him the season. Sure, a dangerous chance for point adjustments could have wreaked havoc, but luckily for Johnny all ended well.
SEMIFINALS WEEK 16
While Demetri & Professor face off for 5th place, the final four teams present an interesting take.
The trophy will return to a Williams household as the ladies (Mrs) will face off against each other while the brothers Duke it out in the semifinal family affair. Should be interesting 👀
Brother VS Brother
Sister VS Sister
Williams Week 16 to see who will etch their name in the coveted trophy 🏆 of the ILL FL🏈
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