#he's such a thiccy boy

[sunflowerssparkles]

WHAT'S HIMA BEEN FEEDING THIS BOY

HE BE GETTIN THICCER EVERY CHAPTER

THICCY ALFRED ARMY RISE TF UP 🔥🔥🍑🍑🍑

[bnhatrashsammy]

Random Kirishima Headcannons

-for your 6 month anniversary he gets the both of you matching crocs. He is very proud of this and will be genuinely upset if you won't wear them every now and again.

-doesnt care what it takes or how embarrassing it is for him-- he will do whatever it takes to make you laugh. Its genuinely one of his favorite things. To just watch as your face contorts into pure joy as laughter envelops you from his antics.

-calls you baby girl. Also calls you random nicknames he just thinks up on the spot. puddin. My lil pepper. Cutie with a booty. Cupcake. Thiccy Bitchy. Lovely dovely. It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to be fun to say.

-i feel like he'd be the type of partner to have a very physical love language, just because he's unsure of how to deal with too much emotion at once. So expect lots of pda and private affections too. This boy will be all over you if he's fallen for you.

-gets paranoid and wants to be away from you if he is feeling particularly anxious or panicked because he couldn't handle it if he accidentally hurt you in any way physical... he just needs some time, space and proper reassurance and he'll be back on his bull shit <3

-rarely gets jealous. 100% could see him in a situation watching someone hit on you and he just sighs lovingly and agrees with them bc ofc you're beautiful/handsome/adorable/cute and he knows you're his and not going anywhere

[bulletproofscales]

Thinking about slightly thicker Kookie who takes on some construction work in the summer time and really porks up from so much hard manual labor. THICCY musclechub yum yum boi and Jiminie is simply drooling over him...

P.S. I hope you're well and I miss you! lots of love

Sugar Cookie

when classes start again jungkook doesnt fit into nearly any of his casual clothes!! hes been wearing baggy clothes to muddy up on the construction site. , he is a walking wet dream for jimin

ps. ive had a very rough couple of months but now im finally better, hope youre doing just as well or even better, lots of love <3<3<3

[theliterarywolf]

"Father son relationship" Excuse me people are saying WHAT? Tell me you've never read Black Butler without telling me you've never read it. Sebastian fucking hates Ciel, he even says that numerous times in the manga. Ciel doesn't trust Sebastian further than he can throw him, which isn't much. What fucking father son relationship? Ciel even named Sebastian after a fucking dog, a dog which Ciel hated, and Sebastian hates dogs. Sebastian already hated Ciel for that. Eat my ass and call me Queen Thiccy Viccy.

What I'm sure is happening is that we're getting a bunch of people who only know Yana Toboso for creating Twisted Wonderland, so when they see her original big hit and the content it has, they probably have a grand mal seizure and go 'Bwuh-bwuh-bwuh, no! She can't be problematic! She made all of my Disney pretty boys~!'

(Even though said pretty boys are based off of villains who have done their own fucked up shite)

'She must have meant for Sebastian and Ciel to have a father-son dynamic! Yeah! It's the filthy shippers and pedos who are reading too much into it!!'

[moved-2-coyotejone-s]

smackus.......

[brahmshellshire]

u could say that brahms needs a BRA-hms

[kaizokuserenity]

The river was so nice and gentle sunshine made the evening lovely 💫☀️🥰

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]

I’m kinda feeling attacked rn

[subrosc]

@culthcnt​ said; "boi you thicc" slaps his ass -Dio // she got on the internet oh no

              “       ....     boi?       ”         what was this language?      he’s not sure he’s ever heard it before,       and he’s not sure he really likes it.       clearing his throat,        distaste written plain over his expression,         dio is about to question her but she slaps his backside before he can even START.         and,     though he doesn’t want to admit it out loud,       it was a rough slap.      that actually rather hurt.

            “       what are you talking about,       kassandra?       ”  

[kannibalkaiii]

🌸Chibi Tengen🌸

Will you join him for a drink? 🍶

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That's a doll-sized Sake bottle btw

Drawn for @iscx 💙 who wanted a thiccy, smol Tengen

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He/him

Busty bois ftw

[unnocturnal]

Stupid Sebastian HCs

because i like it when my meow meows are pathetic <3

Absolutely no upper arm strength. Will struggle to move his coffee table and asks his parents (chefs kiss BUFF ROBIN) for help

WASIAN 100000% n has rlly rusty cantonese

I know he said that the cut from the crab in the mines was cool and he was fine but do u rlly think he would let his cool mysterious facade drop in front of the farmer so early like that 🤨 i think not. cried like a bitch when maru was patching him up

just a little bit of an adrenaline junkie. just a little. an itty bitty teensy weensie bit.

No abs. or ass. sorry. when does this basement nerd work out 🤨 absolutely does not have a thiccy. shit stamina. cute lil squishy tummy

perpetually tired eyes. probably could be have the best day of his life and it looks like he just heard that he works 6 morning shifts in a row at mcd

teeth?? hc??? idk. a little crooked n has lil fangs. not the whitest because Depression and Genetics but cute but hes still insecure ab them 😔 so he smiles w his lips not his teeth

BLUSHES EASILY its why he makes an effort to be like. cool n collected. cuz getting red faced is the worst possible thing to him

a bit of an impulse buyer. probably sees some dice he wanted is on sale and is like YOINK even tho he has at least 10 diff dice sets already

the type of person that gets so analytical about every video game hes ever played

he tips well on his Solarian Chronicles character commissions :-)

mmmm a light weight bcs i said so

chronic coffee drinker. acts like coffee is fucking water. knows how to make all sorts of different coffee drinks from scuffed recipies he came up with himself. his comfort drink is a white chocolate mocha with peppermint and whipped cream

sleeps like a corpse

TRIES SO HARD to be cool and mysterious but he’s an airhead. absolute dumb dumb energy. big cute nerd.

idk like 5’8”?

horrible grammar/spelling when texting and uses emojis so much

cold call him and he WILL kill u

took care of his class’s pet frog!!!

dont ask him about his hours in dark souls. steam level 22

speedruns in his free time sometimes

OH VOICE HC i think his voice is like. on the higher end. still masculine but in the “clearly a pretty boy” voice if u get what i mean

OH his laugh is so cute. probably snorts so much and is out of breath in 0.2 seconds

ABSOLUTELY has days where the farmer comes in at 9am and he hasn’t slept yet. is nocturnal most of summer tbh.

gets cold so so so SO EASILY but this mans still like (elsa voice) the cold doesnt bother me anyway like SHUT UP AND TAKE MY WINTER JACKET

also if dared to do something he’d probably do it. just for fun. for kicks.

[kkusuka]

(i had to repost lol- it wasn’t showing up on my page)

this the request: part 3 of thiccy gf hcs ??? with kuroo, terushima, sakusa, and daichi and/or atsumu 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 i must be fed

i understand your need for them

and as a member of the thunder-thigh committee, i am happy to write about my fellow sexy women! (another 4:56 am ramble i refuse to delete)

part one

part 2 <3

i mixed this with this ask ;  Pt. 3 of the thicc af gf with Aone, Osamu, Kyotani, Daichi, Kuguri, and Terushima plz? 🥺

this got wayyyyyyyyy long

4, 685 words. my finger slipped?

Kuroo tetsuro

this guy has been trying to get you since first year

he’s that dedicated

and you didn’t even notice, he was just a flirty friend who helped you with science

(even when he would practically put you in his lap while he went over things)

lo and behold, he finally got his chance during the third year culture festival

yeah as in he waited a whole three years for this

Eh, once again, had a whole pan to make you see him as your great future husband, aka the haunted house (a good excuse to have you hold onto him)

He has to give it to class 2-4, the did a damn good job, it was scary

Long story short you fell on top of him, boobs in face hands-on ass

~heaven~

Mans actually asked you to be his girlfriend right there, groping you and murmuring between your boobs. (he wouldn't have gotten up if the next group wasn’t approaching.)

From then on he’d literally do anything for the ass

He’s a big simp and we all know it.

Like When you wear shorts he has to ‘pull them down’ aka feel you up while pulling the hem of your shorts down ever so slightly.

Or when he gets on a knee right behind you to ‘tie his shoe’, but the school shoes have no laces.

He could be a bit more creative and he wanted to look under your skirt.

When he wants to cut the bull shit he’ll just lift the back of your skirt and rub around for a but, to hell with all the other kids in the hallway.

(did I mention that he puts things on the highest shelves so he can walk up behind you and practically dry hump you.)

Speaking of simp nation

You can't really wear anything without setting him off

Shorts drive him absolutely nuts, it's insane. But it isn't his fault that most of your shorts are spandex that cut off right at the beginning of your thighs, it's like a homemade booty lifter. He just can’t help but wanting to cop a feel.

Or the color red in general. It is ridiculous, the guy rips everything when he tries to take it off too. So that stunning red cocktail dress with the lace-up sides was not unwearable, and you only had it on for like 2 hours. And that was only because it was a friend's 18th birthday party you were both invited to.

(thanks to kuroo not letting you out of his arms you both were late and left early.)

((in his defense you looked like a full course meal and it was giving him severe blue balls, and he’s only seen you for a few minutes))

Halloween, you know. the one night you could dress up as anything. any you decide to go as a cat-girl in a maid costume. And you expected him to just take that sitting down? Hell no. the red thigh highs AND the corset middle? You're lucky it lasted as long as it did.

That my dear was bravery. His color. A cat. And a short skirt. With thigh highs!

And so, he did what he did all those other times, dragged you to sit on his lap, and opening your thighs, and like a good girl you’ll let him

If you could already tell, he gives no shits to whos watching, let ‘em see (they really never do but you get the point)

He’s also a prime thigh groper, especially when he wants to keep your legs open, he also loves thigh hic

Terushima Yuji

Another shower-offer

You were already he's so why can't he let everyone know?

Speaking of you being his, he doesn't tell people how you guys don’t together, with good reason considering you practically beat him up

Not really but that’s what he calls it, basically he tried to get with one of your friends at a party.

She just happens to not be interested in men and has a wonderful girlfriend, so she was uncomfortable but couldn't tell him to leave her alone

So you took fate into your own hands, literally, you stole Fate from class 3-2’s drink and poured it on him before slapping him and telling him about how he was a pig.

And he fell in love, you looked like an angel, a really hot angel, it didn't help you were in a white dress either

And from then on he literally once or twice, got on his knees for you, asking to give him a chance.

Honestly, it got annoying, so you just agreed to make it go away. It did, but you also gained a perv of a boyfriend who has an insatiable love for your lower half

He’s a simple creature, do take caution of his fragile being

So that means all those times you bend over in front of him he was slowly cracking and trying to figure out where the nearest storage closet is.

He thought he was having heart palpitations when he saw you in the damn dress again, apparently, he didn't see all of it. Specifically the v-neck top, and the fact it only went to the end of your ass. Needless to say, he made sure to walk behind you on every staircase that you went on

Another set off is yoga legging, like the lululemon ones, that people wear all the time. They fit you great, really really great. They were supposed to work out in them???? Why were they so skin-tight????? And he also figured out that you wore things because of them. Instant nut.

How you ask, simple.

One time he saw your underwear line through the pants and he pointed them out, they did make it seem like your ass was super soft so he saw his chance and took it.

So the next time you wore them and he didn't see the lines he was like ??????

And thus began the “Yuji hunt for lineless underwear” and he found the thongs

And you received the fucking of your life soon after.

Oh! And there’s any time you go to the beach. Literally every time.

No cap.

The first time was when you wore a red one-piece and he practically went feral. It wasn't really a one-piece if it was see-through and had the lowest neckline on the planet.

Everyone was looking at you.

He practically fucked you on the beach but held off until you got back to the hotel room.

He’s way more forward when he wants to fuck, if you could imagine. He’ll just walk up to you and tell you he wants to get some, like right now.

If you can even ignore him, he’ll throw an arm around your waist and grope around your legs, all the way to the apex.

It is also not below him to try and get you off while still wearing underwear that he will be taking after.

(i didn't say anything about his stash off orgasm ruined underwear? My bad.)

Sakusa Kiyoomi

Going beyond the fact he even has a girlfriend, y’know considering, but the fact that no one knew who you were until you showed up at nationals to cheer him on

(atsumu was even starting to think that you didn't exist and that poor kiyoomi just imagined you up, so can imagine his shock when you ran up to said boy after they won)

The whole dating thing wasn't the shocking part; it was the fact that you looked like you walked off of the Milan runway.

And you were wearing leggings and sakusa's jacket, all of a sudden everyone was interested in how that happened

It was a kind of a boring story, someone had spilled coffee in a shop that you both happen to be in

And he watched you offer the man the same disinfectant wipes that he uses!

And in the most sakusa way possible he followed you out of the shop and tried to talk to you.

An exchange of numbers and many awkward conversations (and boners) later, you were a couple.

Back to that hug, like the many others, he's let you have, it’s all just to feel how soft you were

But poor touch -starved sakusa doesn't know what to do with any of these pent up feelings.

And he has a loooooooot of them.

Multiple occasions have shaped the poor germ-boy into the horny-tornado he has become

so he’s not really into what you’re wearing, it’s more about what you’re doing

like when you wore the mask he bought you to one of his games, and you wore one of his alternate uniforms, but the kicker was how you stayed away from everyone and didn’t let a single person near you (or his shirt)

or when you helped him clean his dorm when he was doing his weekly deep clean

or when the two of you washed the dishes while trying to do one of those “try not to sing” challenges

(is it normal to get a boner when your girlfriend helps you clean? no?)

but, as much as he tries to remain emotionless on the subject, there are multiple exceptions to the “it’s not what she wears” whole thing

Like that violet puffy skirt, you wore to a study fate, the one with the white sweater? That one, the same one that he could see your panties, from anywhere he sat. and Every time you got up you would have to smooth it down to make the creases go down, but it was only ever really giving him a good idea about the shape of your ass.

(if he sees you in that skirt again he’s just going to fuck you in it)

The lesser-known horny-inducer, since he made you take it off within the first five minutes, was a dress! What kind of dress? A neon yellow see-through mesh dress. The bottom wasn’t what got him though, it was the fact that your white bra was clearly seen under the mesh top. Or maybe it was the way the skirt made your waist look super small, and how your hips looked so round and squeezable.

Yeah, no one else could experience you in that.

Not to sound like this, but sakusa is still averse to touch

BUT BUT BUT

That goes out the window when he wants to dance the devil's tango with you.

Mr. His way or no way shows up,  he does it every so slightly different

If it’s just the two of you, he’ll put a hand on your shoulder and he’ll push you to your knees. And he’ll pet your head and tell you what’s about to happen and advise you to listen like a good girl.

But in the instance you are in the presence of others, he’ll stand behind you and bring you super close to him, ass to dick. (maybe he’ll grind into you a bit, just to convince you to follow him) and he’ll throw a few words in about how much of a bitch in heat you are for getting turned on in front of all of these people.

It’s best to just do what he wants before he makes you cum in your underwear.

Daichi Sawamura

oh my

you guys are the power thigh couple

powerful and defined mixed with soft and pillowy

In Fact, that’s literally how the two of you met, thanks to Tanaka and Nishinoya of course.

(let’s just pretend karasuno has a cheer squad, and you just happened to be the captain of said team)

So basically you were doing a favor for the student council, and you were supposed to ask how many third years, managers included, were on each team and each club in the school

Easy! Turns out not so much. You were still in your cheer practice uniform, which was the shortest spandex ever made, and a Karasuno school t-shirt that was ever so slightly too tight.

Anyway, you make it to the gym and open the door, and the little one, Yachi, saw you and literally screamed. (she was right by the door), and that alerted everyone else in the gym, which led to the bald boy and his short companion pushing you further into the gym.

But in the better sense, it did gain the attention of the captain! Just the exact moment he was in front of you someone pushed; your back and within a second, in some miracle like way, you both ended up on the floor and he ended up planked on top of you with a leg between your spread thighs.

Almost kissing nonetheless.

Then, like the gentleman he was, he got off and asked you if you alright and kneeled down and let you use his shoulder to try and stand back up.

You did get up, for a split second, Daichi still kneeling letting you use him as a step stool when a certain red-head was flung right into you and you went toppling forward.

Onto Daichi.

Onto Daichi's face.

Your thighs around his head.

His hands-on your ass.

Hand in his hair.  

He could sit there forever, you were frozen, everyone else was frozen.

You eventually climbed off and asked how many third years there were. But he just sat there, his hands hadn’t moved either, luckily Suga answered and you were on your way.

And Daichi still didn’t move, after that incident, you had begun to see him everywhere, and eventually, he just cut the shit and asked you out.

Daddy Daichi likes seeing you in literally anything from sweatshirts to lingerie.

His favorite was the brown buttoned pencil skirt and the white blouse, that you wore to a date. You were kind of overdressed for the ramen shop and after a walk, but he didn't even care. He was so thrown off by how turned on he was he couldn't speak in full sentences.

An example:

“Yeah, the food here is- boob, I-I mean great, not boob, great, yes, great.”

The second.

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Was a bathrobe.

Can you see where I'm going with that? Simply you look hot.

His favorite part of the night was ripping it off of you.

And like the first time you met, he had his head in your thighs <3

Atsumu Miya

You met poor atsumu at a party.

He tried to shoot his shot, y’know he sees a cute lady he’s just gotta try and show you what you could be getting

he had it all planned, he was going to walk up behind you and run his hands over your delicious curves and ask you if you were in need of any help

he doesn’t take into account that a having a random guy just start groping you and pressing himself behind a girl was panic-inducing

so when he dropped your waist, you freaked out and may or may not have punched him in the dick

while he was in a. world of pain you age to figure out what the hell had just happened to you

then you noticed him on the floor, and when he noticed you looking at him he put this forced cocky smirk on and gave you a “how you doing”

You took pity on the poor creature and helped him up and got him some ice, then conversed with him for the majority of the rest of the night.

And he just hasn't left you alone since

(and, you learned this far later, that he went so far to tell Sakusa and Kageyama all about you and how amazing you are, and has even sent them- more than one- picture

But in other news, he’s very horny

So really all that means is he always has his hands on you

Like during practice breaks when you're allowed to come down and talk to him for a bit, give him some things, but it normally just consists of him sitting on the bench and you standing in front of him.

While his hands rest on your hips and his face is shoved into the valley between your breasts, and he just sits and listens to you as you brush a hand through his hair.

Or sometimes, if he had been having a rough time, he’ll just have his hands under your skirt and he’ll feel around for a bit while grumbling about how people cant hit his sets

But for being the possessive bastard he is, he sure likes letting you wear all those outfits

Like the booty shorts and tank top, you wore to bring them food during the summer training camp. That same camp that the two of you disappeared at and he came back looking like he had won the lottery.

Or the cute little red dress you wore to your anniversary date? The one that made him have a hard-on the entire time you were at dinner. He knows the waiter remembers, he also bets the waiter remembers seeing him fucking you in the car when his shift was over.

And that time you wore his jersey to bed and sent him a picture of it. It was such a good picture that he made it his lock screen for everyone to see.

He just likes looking at you tbh.

Aone Takanobu

you guys didn’t meet in some weird perverted way, it was actually really cute!

Not to sound creepy but he knew that you were in the garden club because you sat right in front of him in class

And since he didn't talk to anyone else in that class he was just content with listening, and so there he was

Standing outside of the garden club door holding his withering basil plant. Lost.

Lucky for him you were walking down the hallway and greeted him, looking all pretty and cute

You did help him realize that he was overwatering the basil and within a few weeks, it was back to life!

From that first time on, he came to the club room with you twice a week and walked home with you, just listening to all the random plant facts that you had harbored in your mind.

Eventually, with the help of the team, he asked you out, and you hugged him and said yes, and that was the beginning of the “oh god, y/n is way softer than I thought”

So he really just tries to be near you or be touching you at all times  

(i am also a firm believer that he likes to slow dance to classical music in your living room)

Like during lunch periods when you sit next to him and the second you finish eating hell push you to lean against him

And he’ll rub small circles on your hips and give you small innocent gropes

Or how he hugs your waist when you're doing literally anything, and he puts his head on top of your head while swaying

I can also tell you that Aone is a good singer

So he hums to you (I'm uwuing over my own headcanon lol)

He also really likes just running his hands along your body, so he likes when you wear the one-piece dresses so he has smooth sailing down your body

As a man of little words, he clearly has a more physical approach to getting you on the horny train

What I am trying to get at is that more often than not he literally just picks you up and carries you away.

Of course, that leaves you to come back to whatever you were doing.

That is after the cuddles and after sex ‘conversations’ about the dumbest things

Basically, he likes to hear you talk and he really likes being near.

Osamu Miya

He knew who you were

With a brother like atsumu, who never shuts up about you, it's hard not to

(Osamu is pretty sure atsumu had a picture of you next to his pillow. ew)

Anyway, the two of you just happened to share the same lunch block, and it also just happens to be the only period block that he was alone

No teammates and no especially close that he could hang out with

That meant he could either study or eat

Had he chose to eat, only to be met with the fact that atsumu had drained both of their lunch accounts for his flavor of the week

Poor baby stood there for a while just processing what was the worst news of his life

When you, a true angel among the evil, said that you would graciously pay for his food so that he didn't outlook so sad anymore

If he wasn’t holding an armful of onigiri he would have fallen on his knees and begged to whatever god was out there to let him keep you

But he settled for thanking you and spending the entire period with you, he even offered to share (for the first time in his life)

You complimented him on his flavor choice and he decided to keep you

He made sure to share his recipes with you and you tried to do the same

And somehow that evolved into you guys going on dates, much to atsumu’s distaste, and you guys were totally hitting it off

Osamu was your official biggest fan, he loved everything you do

But that means he wants to stay your biggest fan, and he knows that you’re pretty well known for boys thinking not so innocent things about you

Again being brothers with atsumu gave him this little sadistic streak

He lets you wear all of the revealing outfits and the bikinis, all for everyone to see

Everyone to see what belongs to him

Like at suna’s party he let you wear a black mini-skirt and a white off the shoulder long sleeved flowy shirt.

You looked good, and all the guys staring at you proved that point tenfold. Three guys had come up to you and tried to get you to go upstairs with them. And it was almost immediately shut down when they noticed the act you were sitting on your boyfriend.

Speaking of, he almost always has you in his lap.

Aww, cute! Not, he like grinding you down on him, that's also why he likes having you wear skirts, easy access to your ass, also a nice way to ensure that he could get more than a few gropes in when he wants

No, it's definitely the way he made you wear thigh highs to school one day and the shortest skirt you owned (like a school skirt) and walked behind you the entire day.

And he just reached behind you and lifted your skirt for the whole hallway to see, but mostly for him

He waists no time when he wants to fuck, he’ll just walk up to and open your legs while making out with either you or your neck.

And yes he has done that in front of atsumu

Who was warned to stay out of their room for a while.

Not to mention all those times he convince you to go to school with no underwear on just for the fun of it

(I didn't tell you this but those off the shoulder mini dresses drive him wild. On graduation day he pulled into a closet and had his way with you. I mean he did say that if you wore that dress he was going to do it, buuuuuut y’know….. yolo)

Kyotani Kentaro

We all know he’s a fighter, which means he gets hurt a lot, which in turn makes him a frequent face in the nurse's office

And who happens to be the nurse's niece? You of course!

And right after school, when your aunt takes her break and leaves you to take care of the office alone

Right after school is also when Kyotani always comes in.

(it’s not like he knew that you would be there alone, and that meant that you had to deal with him and heal him up. And it also is not like he started the fight so he could come here and see you. No not that)

Who am I kidding it was like that.

It was totally like that.

Your hands were just so soft when they put the bandages on and you have to bend down to get the wrapping.

He had a crush, that's what iwaizumi said, and after googling what the symptoms of a crush were he was sure

So with the help of the third years, aka Oikawa just having Iwaizumi repeat what he wanted to say, they had a plan

And the next time he was in the office he asked if you wanted to see a movie with him, it was so cute and he looked so shy

It would have been perfect if after five seconds he tried to take it back, you still went on the date with him though

He was happy.

Angry boy likes hugs

And yes he does, no objections

So when he’s upset he’ll make these grabby hands at you and have you come over and stand with him

He shoves his chin on your shoulder and his hands squeezing your waist and you’ll rock back and forth until he calms down.

He’s also very aware of what you wear

Like how your skirt perfectly frames your legs. How the socks you wear make your legs look 10x longer, and make you look like you’re walking like a model.

Or the dark blue leggings you wore with his alternate jersey and you were cheering for him!

But nothing and I mean NOTHING gets him better than when you wear spandex shorts and one of his shirts. He goes feral every time.

This man is the CEO of picking you up and placing you on his lap, straddle style, and just going ham on you

Not to mention that sometimes when he’s really tired he’ll have you just sitting on his lap while he plays with your thighs

(he also likes playing with your waist and stomach, but he doesn't realize that he’s talking out loud so you can hear all of the “so soft”’s he lets out.

Kuguri

You were one of Mika's close friends so you were always just kind of around

It was a little get together that Daishou threw that really made you two close

It was a weird drinking game of sorts, and it had these teams, and you were out as a pair!

Somehow throughout the game, you guys got side-tracked and just ended up talking to each other the rest of the night

Eventually, you were convinced to go on a double date and the rest was history

He didn't even pay attention to what you wore that much until he heard a few rando kids in the locker room talking about it.

And that’s when he started thinking about just who he was dating

He first realized how round your ass was. Is it normal to look that good in leggings? No one else has ever looked that good to him. With that came his obsession with just touching your butt. He just grabs it or he’ll stop you from walking and palm it. Or he’ll rub circles into it.

(it's cute how intrigued he is by your butt)

Then came his obsession with your thighs. Mostly the way that they spread out when you sit. He didn't even understand why they were just so mesmerizing. They were so squishy too. He likes how they look in his hands-

Lastly was the waist thing. You aren't even sure what it is. He just likes putting his hands on your waist. Like a prom picture. Sometimes he’ll squeeze or run his hands along your sides. But he’s mostly stationary.

He also has this habit of just opening your legs and laying on your stomach.

He is just so into how soft you are.

[siimjaeyun]

Hierarchy: Chapter 19

synopsis: everyone knows that high-school is a construct for a fake social hierarchy. so what happens when Jake, one of the school's nerds falls for y/n, the school's "it girl," and Jay's ex girlfriend?

note: use of curse words

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[7:01 P.M: Pizza Place]

Your cheeks puffed in and out slowly as you tried your best to control your breath in attempts to help the nerves eating you inside. Who knew the school's it girl could get so scared to confess to the boy she likes?

It was the first time you'd ever make the first move.

"Y/n! Sorry, I was looking for parking!" Jake comes running down the street with a pair of keys jumping up and down from his left pocket, trying his best to give you a smile as you meet him halfway.

"You're good. Ready to go in?" He nodded his head and being the gentleman he was, he pulled out a chair for you.

Everything was going well. It was time. Just do it. Say it.

"What's wrong, you look nervous-"

"I like you Jake." You placed your hands over your mouth when realizing you had cut him off. This was not the romantic tone you were hoping for.

"I-i mean." Expecting him to just awkwardly laugh it off, Jake instead chuckles slowly.

"Really y/n? That's the best you could do? I would expect better from the it girl." He gives you a playful smirk and you instead slap him lightly in the shoulder.

"You're not helping dumbass."

"And now you're calling your future boyfriend dumbass? I think I'm going to pass on your confession." Jake wants to joke around a little more and pokes the side of your face that has turned into a frown.

"Fine, fine, I'll only accept because I like you too." A bright expression fills up your face which causes him to return a similar face. It wasn't perhaps the confession you wanted, but definitely the response you wanted.

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[bungeenomin]

DELINQUENT- JAEMIN X Y/N SOCIAL MEDIA AU {43}

jaemin can't hold back the smile that forms on his lips when he enters his room and see's you wrapped up in his bed sheets, fast asleep, plushie in hand. jaemin knew you wouldn't be awake at 9 am on a sunday, but he wasn't sure if you had stayed in your own bed or his.

he drops his backpack gently, takes off his shoes and hoodie and makes his way over to the bed, snuggling in beside you, an arm automatically wrapping around your waist and pulling you into his chest.

"nana?" you grumble sleepily, snuggling into his chest further.

"hi baby" nana whispers, tucking a strand of your hair behind your ear softly. "i told you i'd be back early to give you all my cuddles"

"mhmm" you hum in response playing with jaemin's necklace. "did you talk to your mom and taeyong?"

"not much" jaemin sighs. "i talked to taeyong a little over text, and i just told my mom that i didn't like what sungchan did to you and she understood"

"i'm sorry"

"hey baby don't be silly" jaemin replies, bringing his hand to your cheek so your eyes are locked on each others. "you never, ever have to apologise for that dick using you, okay? you're amazing, and he doesn't deserve an ounce of your energy pretty girl. you deserve a million and one times better than sungchan" jaemin smiles, his thumb rubbing comforting circles on your cheek.

"fuck sungchan" you giggle, "he has nothing on my nana"

jaemin's heart feels like it's about to burst at that. my nana. "yeah?"

"mhmm" you smile, snuggling back into jaemin's chest.

"i'll always look after you" jaemin whispers, "you'll never be hurt again once i'm here"

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pairing: jaemin x reader

genre: boarding school!au badboy!au fluff smut angst

warnings: drinking, smoking

summary: when your boarding school is forced to close, you and your friends move to the next nearest boarding school, neo high. you’re full of nerves as you enter the school. will your roommate be nice? your classmates? the teachers? but what happens when the only other person with a single room, situated beside yours, is the boy you can only describe as a delinquent that knocked all your books on the floor after running into you in the hallway?

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[lxstfulbeans]

May I pls get a Reiner, levi, and Erwin’s reaction to meeting black reader who’s thang is thangin👀 and she catches them staring and says something which gets them all flustered and embarrassed?

Shiiiii, I know I hate Reiner rn but I gotta take one for the team. But, Levi and Erwin tho? Bet.

HEADCANON: catching them staring at the thiccy.

REINER:

It was during training, you were one of the new recruits and were gonna partnered up with Reiner since everyone else was taken up.

At first, he wanted to take it easy on newcomers but when you walked on that field and turned around to talk to Sasha and Christa…

DAYUM

He felt his heart drop, hands clammy, forehead sweating.

Not only were you thicker than everybody on the field, those pants and that damn harness was accentuating dafuq outta that thang.

Lord forgive him but he wasn’t gonna go easy on you today.

He DEFINITELY was finna take you down, especially where he could see that bouncy lil pouch of thiccness.

It took everything not to grab it.

After training, when you both were panting and sweaty under the blazing heat, he got the nerve to say

“Wanna.. Wanna grab something to eat together?

You laugh, agreeing as he helped you up.

In the dining hall, you definitely felt eyes on you while you and Reiner got in line for supper.

You turn around and catch that lil freaky fuck staring at the thiccy.

He knows he’s caught when his eyes widened and he flicks his head to the opposite direction.

“Damn, if you wanted to tap in so bad, you could’ve taken me on a proper date.” you say, a smug smirk on your face.

His face is red as a tomato.

That’s exactly what he did.

ERWIN:

When he saw that thang for the first time when you were helping him out for the day, he was GONE.

Sure, he liked getting to know new recruits but dayum.

When you dropped something on accident and bent over to clean it up, those tight pants and that harness made it seem like that thang needed freedom and he’d be happy to set it free.

In his hands of course.

He felt his cheeks warm, gulping back nervousness as he stared intensely.

You sighed as you stood up, fixing your pants and jumped a little, bringing a lil bounce. (as beyonce once said, “if you don’t jump to put jeans on then baby you don’t feel my pain”)

He clenched his pen so hard that it broke.

“Cadet, do you mind handing me another pen? I must’ve held it too hard.. Should be in the drawers over there” he points.

We know damn well what he really wants to hold hard.

You smile and nod, rummaging through the drawer but not finding the pens.

You bend down a lil, making your back arch a little as you sighed in frustration.

“Um, Commander? I don’t see no pens”

“Oh? I could’ve sworn they were there..” he mumbled, leaning into his hand as he watched your hips sway.

But, then he got caught slippin

“Hot damn..”

You sat up and turn around, seeing his eyes staring below the belt and he didn’t have enough time to fix his posture to seem innocent.

You processed for a minute before eventually smiling as you made your way to him, taking a seat on his lap and wrapping your arms around him.

“Y’know, Commander.. If you wanted to cop a feel, you should’ve told me to sit right here while you work..” you whisper.

If his face wasn’t red, what was-

“Shut the curtains and lock the door. You’re gonna be here for a while..”

LEVI:

It was cleaning day. Well what day wasn’t dafuq-

“Hey, go clean upstairs. I don’t know why I bother sending Eren to do it..” Levi said, deadpanned as usual.

You sigh, adding lots of attitude as you let your arm swing.

“Man, this some ol’ bullshit..” you mumbled, getting your supplies and taking a step on the stairs.

“What was that?” He asks, sending warning signs through your body as you laugh.

“I ain’t say nothin’, Captain. I’m on it!” you corrected yourself, rushing up the stairs as he watched you.

The jiggle of that thang had him lock eyes with it, eyebrow rising in interest as he watched you clumsily miss a step as you went upstairs.

He almost stepped forward to catch you ass first if you were about to fall.

You sighed as you got down on your knees to clean up under one of the beds. Eren was lazy as hell when it came to cleaning.

“Lord have mercy, Imma give that boy a piece of my mind..” you muttered angrily as you cleaned.

Levi walked in, at first to try to help you out, but stopped in his tracks.

Boiii, you had that back arched right and that thang was facing him for sure.

You groaned as you sat up, cracking your back a bit before glancing back to the the Captain, knowing he was watching you.

“Liked what you saw, Captain?”

Oh, he was finna like somethin else in a minute.

[grunkhilde]

Making Mandos Here

I just wanted to put the nite owl helmets on boba’s body and put his on sabine’s body in blender to make the helmets more gender neutral by god things have spiraled out of control

So far I have three main body types of mandalorian.

Good old Jango

The effervescent Boba Fett

And the incomparable Din Djarin

We also have two sub types, and what what means will become clearer later.

The ever rebellious Sabine Wren

And a nondestinct deathwatch member

Five little funky guys to choose from for your mando character to choose from as a base to custom paintjob with the ability to swap helmets between them, nothing life changing.

Wrong. Incorrect. Very lifechanging. You’ll never be able to go back to the way you used to live in a moment.

You see, there’s Jango classic, sure, strapping gentleman, great guy.

Here’s the kicker though. What if he was slightly less strapping. Slightly more robust in other regards? A petit fellow mayhaps. Or rather, if your very own custom mando was, whether they just be a twink or a less than busty cis girl or an enby or a binary trans girl/boy or whatever else you or your minecraft girlfriend you’re forcing to rp star wars with you wishes their character to be.

If overtly thicc isn’t your cup of tea we also have Strapping Again But This Time With A Bigger Chest Area. Not quite mortifying anime boob plate its still a piece of armor and made to bounce lasers off of not direct them directly into your sternum, just a tad roomier if your mando is a wider framed dude and or dudette and or none of the above pre or post any sci fi tech ops. Though given Dying Of Sadness is apparently a thing medical droids aren’t good enough to deal with in the case of Padme maybe don’t go to the Sheev Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center they’re a solid two out of three on space yelp.

And naturally you can’t have those two options without combing the two if your mando is stacked all around and proud.

Recall what I said about the three main body types here. That’s right. That means all four of those funney body types are available for those three main bases. Twelve options right there babbey.

All the slim thicc bobas your heart could desire are at your fingertips here babes.

All the booba fetts.

All the furry vent comic lil thiccie fetts.

All the dins.

Every last one.

Yep.

I don’t have quips for everything.

As for those two other sub types I mentioned, Sabine and the claymation show sumbitch. Wharl, they’re already kind of skinny and I didn’t feel like making them broader shouldered. I could be bribed to feel like doing it, probably, but for now your options for either party are just basic breast reductions so like I’m sorry to say it but you’ve been government assigned as lightweights Sabine stans. Still four options for the sub types not bad.

Compared to

The claymation ones were from a web browser mmo originally don’t expect a ton here alright.

Wizard101 looking son of a bitch.

If you noticed a different there no you didn’t. Those legs were always bent slightly like that. Shut up. 

 Now, for where this all started. Helmets. You want a night owl helmet, regardless of gender, I’m your man.

You want dinn’s little funney crest helmet? Deal.

You want El Classico on a base that usually has a different helmet? Deal motherfucker.

That was a boba helmet too not a rink a dink jango swap. No little head dent. No marilyn monroe mole. Is the average recolorer offering that? Hell no brother.

You Want Chopa’a? Fucking Chopa’a? Chopa’a The Crime Lord From The Cloud City Level Of The Force Unleashed But Only The Force Unleashed Released For The Wii And Playstation 2 Specifically? You Are A Pervert. And We Will Have A Summer Wedding.

That one concept art helmet? Yeah you know the one. They were recycled as Chopa’a’s bodyguards before the claymation series had it as a disguise for Obi Wan. You would have already known that if you were invited to the summer wedding.

We got the darth maul helmets from the claymation series. Those were kinda cool yeah. Yeah.

We got the other claymation guy’s too. You know the guy. Like his second helmet. His first helmet was just el classico. But really long in the face. Because I guess how that’s how the claymation guys decided to stylize them.

And the other concept art one. You know the other concept art one. From the other claymation series.

Here’s a claymation two exclusive though from when in like the future when they have Y helmets instead of Ts for some reason and the double antennas. I think the comics did that earlier in like the EU. With the one black and gold guy. From the google result screencaps. You know the guy.

And a second claymation two one for like the fighter pilot boys. I’m still upset I didn’t find a version of there from any official games. That line is one pixel the textures are just low res as shit. Cause browser mmo.

And, as a treat for you good children, one from the old EU Jango backstory comics where the death watch idea first started.

That’s 16 body types times. Times 11 helmet types. Or maybe ten because they all have one by default so that like doesn’t count as another. We’ll say its ten because clearly I am lacking at math. That’s 160 variations baby. Which according to claymation logic where the helmets are gender locked even though mando’a is a gender neutral language to segment the market into girl and boy toys I guess, that’s 160 genders right there I just invented. But wait, there’s more.

If you want jetpacks then by god do I have entirely too many jetpacks. Like this scuffy claymation bastard.

Or this really swag Chopa’a guard pack. From the force unleashed. For the ps2 specifically.

This is a rare snacks holding jetpack actually so shut up actually.

Good old rising phoenix. The e should be before the o in phoenix if you ask me. Which you did.

The incomparable Jango’s.

And Boba’s absolute stud of a jetpack.

Well that’s enough variation for one day, 160 times 6 times the limitless boundaries of your imagination. Wrong. Soak this absolute swag in.

Peep this utter swaggery and weep.

Republic Commandos babbey. Another ps2 classic.

Let’s go Fetts babbey love the Fetts

The little things the clones have? The data pads? Wrong. I have them now. To give to you. On your mandos.

We can get weeby.

We got twi leks here babbey.

Maybe some of the little grievous side head fins. If you’re in fact nastay.

These montrails are kind of rough not about to lie. Not finished editing them. But they’re on the table.

You may have noticed the Chopa’a friendly versions. For the ps2. A mere fraction of my repainting abilities.

Oh that’s right, silly me, I also have Every Gun. Ever. If you see one that isn’t here you didn’t and also it’s fake. So don’t ask for it.

Except for this one, specifically.

And I can do this. Because of republic commandos again. Because of the playstation 2. Again.

And also every lightsaber.

I didn’t feel like opening them though. Also don’t ask me about animations I hate unity more than I hate life itself it is just there to get the avatars from blender to vr chat.

Speaking of which, of the possible millions of combos you can slap together and then get your own paintjob for, I stuck 57 into vrchat for Freeeeeeee. Because my meat is fucking huge and also never bother me because I am so so strong and handsome and generous. https://vrchat.com/home/world/wrld_9c6cc74c-334a-4193-91a0-511466817ab3

Dozens. Free. In game now. Mostly bug tested. If not who cares you didn’t pay for them. If you would to like to pay for Lets Talk Business Babbey.

https://discord.gg/DvTJcgCMSa

I also have sexy anime boy adopts don’t you fucking judge me I need to supplement my income.