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₊˚ෆ HOW TOJI DEALS WITH OTHER MEN LIKING YOU <3
Tw- breeding, mentions of violence (not towards you), video recording. Not proofread
“Nuh uh don't hide this fucking pussy, show him how much you're creamin’ on my cock, don’t go all shy on me darling”. Toji laughed mockingly, his large hand effortlessly clasping both of your wandering wrists above your head to prevent any escape while using your phone to zoom in on the icky view of the mess between your mellowed thighs.
A streak of milky wetness glistened all over his massive cock, cascading down to his aching balls that were being captured in the filthy mess anyways because of how it's continuously slamming against your asshole that was coated with the cream that seeped out your gooey cunt.
"Fuck yeah, ya see that? See how this cute little pussy is wetting my dick? She sure as hell must be fucking loving it to be making this hell of a mess," he declared proudly. His deep, husky laugh resonated throughout the room, leaving no doubt that Toji was most likely losing his mind over the situation.
A few minutes earlier you told him about the guy from your class who confessed his feelings to you and you’re very uncertain about how to respond so you asked your boyfriend for some advice and well he decided to matters into his own hands.
“Tojii.. l-let go!” You cried out, attempting to dig your nails into his wrists as if that would make any difference, considering how fucking strong he is that it made your efforts almost laughably worthless.
“Nah don't think I want to darling, this fucker needs to know who the hell you belong to” he gritted his teeth at the thought of the guy even having the audacity to think you'd date him. You're all his and he would go to extreme lengths to ensure it remains that way.
The two of you were undeniably meant for each other and there was no fucking way in hell Toji would let some random fucker take you away from him.
“You wish this was you huh? Too fucking bad it's all mine to stuff and fuck, she belongs to me. Keep texting her and I’ll find you and bash your stupid fucking head in. Ya hear me?”. His brutal words cut through the air with a sharp edge, conveying possessiveness and veiled threats. It reverberated loudly, ensuring every detail was captured in the recording that the guy will be listening to soon after this.
His voice was deeper and harsher than normal, making your little cunt flutter even more around his stiffened shaft.
Which he obviously picked up on. “Ohhh you're such a slutty fucking whore baby, who am I kidding.” his grip on your bruised hands tightened. Threatening to leave more red, angry marks as he buckled his hips harshly into your ruined pussy. The force of his hips as he pushed into you aggressively showed literally no mercy.
“You’ll never fucking leave me, you're too fucking obsessed that your little cunt is twitching around me to the thought of me killing another man for you huh?”.
“N-no—” you stammered, turning your head away to look the other direction which made his grin widen even more as he playfully licked the faded scar on his lips because it had always been an indication of you lying whenever you looked away from him like that.
“Aww, that's fine doll," he murmured softly, his gaze unwavering as he directed the phone towards your fucked out face. His body sank deeper, inching downwards until his face hovered mere inches from your own. "you know what I'm thinking?”.
You peered your eyes at him and held contact in sheer curiosity.
“I’ll just breed this pretty fucking pussy and fuck a baby into you, how's that sound? Huh? You'll be such a good Mommy to our kid” his breath is now fanning against your face. Your body quivered at the thought, a deep longing stirring within you.
The thought of his suggestion made you moan, not just a normal moan. There's no particular way to describe it but the thought of that made your mind blurry and hazed. You and Toji always talked about having children in a few years but there's no harm in one now.
His possessiveness drove you crazy. Sure you knew Toji wasn’t a saint or an angel because at the end of the day, he murdered people for a living and because of that alone— he knew about the lonesome dangers of the world so he’s extremely overprotective and you’d loved every bit of it.
The thought of Toji even thinking you’d leave him for anyone else was an insult towards you because both of you were perfect for each other in every way possible.
“Y-yes! yes please, wanna carry your baby!” you babbled over and over, nodding your head like some stupid bitch as he proudly smirked at your reaction in amusement. “Yeah? Want me to make you a mommy? Get you pregnant so you'll be all full and swollen? Then everyone is gonna fucking know who you belong to”. The glint in Toji’s eyes was so dark, that it almost had you scared for a moment.
“Yesyesyes, please, m’so desperate Toji, fill me up–” you whimpered, tears glistening in your eyes as you pleaded fervently.
“Yeah fuck that, y’know what—” he mumbled to himself with a brief pause to stop the recording on his phone and swiftly hitting the "send" button to the guy that’s currently and patientlyyy waiting for your response in the chat. He casually tossed the device to the side and embraced you tightly, his strong arms enveloping you and wrapped around your neck to hug you before vigorously slamming his hips into you in an intense pace.
Unfortunately, the poor guy never had the chance to witness the adorable blessing you and Toji shared several months later because your boyfriend assassinated him on his way home the very next afternoon because he tried to speak to you again in person.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#toji fushiguro#toji smut#toji jjk#toji imagine#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji x female reader#toji x reader#toji zenin#toji x you#toji x y/n#kento nanami#suguru geto#choso kamo#geto suguru#nanami kento#jjk imagines#jjk smut#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x female reader#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#suguru smut#suguru x female reader#jjk suguru#kento smut
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Last night was a first for me with my new guy. He's a biker and came home with two other members of the motorcycle gang he's in. Needless to say, he can get any illicit items anyone could want. First we were all just drinking. He was getting a bit flirty. He had me take a couple of E. We were all sitting on this large sectional he has. I was really starting to feel good and we started doing a few bumps after he put porn on the big screen. The guys started getting really flirty too. The motorcycle gang kind of views their women as community property. After 3 or 4 bumps, two E and a couple Long Island iced teas, I was feeling really good and really horny. We haven't been together long, but he knew I was ready to be shared, not that I would have a choice.
He told me to suck their cocks, which I gladly did and oddly really miss. His cock is too big for me to fit in my mouth. One of the cocks was pretty average, maybe 6 inches. The other was a nice, thick 8 inches. Both easily went into my throat. These guys were definitely bikers and used to women being fucktoys. They both tried to out do each other by seeing who could face fuck me the hardest. After the two guys came in my throat, my man told me to get his cock nice and wet. As I licked and sucked at the head of his cock, he pushed my head down hard on his cock. I could feel my jaw strain as he forced a few inches of his massive cock in my mouth. He did this over and over until he was going in and out of my throat. He told me I would take him even if it broke my jaw. This went on until he came in my throat too, holding me down as he pumped his cum into my throat.
He had me get undressed and the guys started sucking and biting my nipples and fingering me hard. I came a couple times and then squirted all over on my third orgasm. He had suck his cock again to get him hard and more wet. He had me get face down ass up on the floor and stood behind me. He put the head of his cock at my asshole and jammed it in. Within a few pumps, his massive cock was slamming into my asshole as his balls slapped against my pussy with each thrust. I kind of had this trickle of squirt keep splashing out of me and onto the floor as he pumped me. I was a quivering mess, but he just kept fucking like a machine. His beautiful massive cock delivering me into ecstasy. Soon he was filling my asshole with his cum, then I was cleaning his cock with my mouth as the next guy got behind me. He told them both anal only, don't touch her pussy. The guys all ended up cumming twice in my ass.
I was just in the same position and was a mumbling, quivering wreck. I thought the night was over as the guys were fully dressed. He told the other guys that he didn't think the bitch was done. The other guys said they couldn't go anymore. He said we'll see how much of a bitch she really is. He called in one of his Rottweilers. His dogs are extremely well trained in every way apparently including fucking women because he got behind me and mounted. He guided the rott's cock into my ass and the dog was instantly fucking away. It was glorious how hard and fast he was slamming into me as his claws dug into my hips. He humped so fast as he panted and drooled on my back. I could feel him start to swell then he pushed deep. I could feel that immediate swelling as he began to dump his cum into my ass. We were tied for about 10 minutes even though my ass is very well stretched. Of course I had to clean his cock too. His other dog, who is the first dog's brother from the same litter, went in my ass next. Of course I had to clean his cock afterwards too. My ass was totally gaped and a bit torn again. I was again plugged with a beer can so the cum would stay in and my ass would stay stretched and heal wider than it was before. It was an amazing night. I love it here. I love being a true biker bitch.
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Let's see why Trevor's important... hmmm... without him, Sypha would remain stone, Grant some goblin thing, and Alucard would still be catching Zzzs in his little coffin.
Belmonts are fucking important. Without Leon, there's no Trevor, and without Trevor, no Simon, no Juste, no Richter, literally the entire line is just BLEH, nonexistent, nada. Julius? Gone. Nonexistent. Nope. Not even a spec of sperm existing. Without them, Dracula would fuck shit up real bad. What, some random kid from the streets is going to pick up some magical item and be able to take down Dracula? No, the Belmonts had a reason to exist, and when Belmonts aren't around, you KNOW people are up in arms, terrified, "fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK we gotta arm up, train for life, we're fucking DEAD if a certain asshole shows up again, we're reaching 100 years."
Trevors's KIDS marry into Helsing and Morris. Pretty. Fucking. IMPORTANT.
Ecclesia exists because, "holy shit, a Belmont isn't present to protect us, we gotta fucking do all this shit cause we are FUCKED. We are SO COOKED if Dracula gets up to his shit again, it's been 100 years, any day now, we gotta do something to beat his ass because, my god, we DONT HAVE A BELMONT WHO COULD TAKE HIM ON."
Alucard shows up in SOTN because what? "Holy fucking shit, the only Belmont around is literally fucking corrupted as shit, and since he can't protect the innocents from daddy-o, I gotta step in for him because what the fuck."
Tell me again why we are pissing all over the Belmonts in the anime? You know they literally have to make SOME excuse for Alucard and Sypha to not be able to be there with Trevor when he has to fight death. And then we see Richter. Richter, honey, are you doing good there? Yeah? Having fun? Having fun being the fucking tailbone of the series? Tailbone? No, forgive me for overestimating your importance to the story, the TOENAIL of YOUR OWN FUCKING SHOW. You, Belmont, and yet... What have you done? Besides cry at a river because oh no, mommy dead. And it isn't brought up again second season. Fuck, I guess we aren't gonna be traumatized that the only other mother figure is. A. Fucking. VAMPIRE.
I died inside when I saw Alucard in the first season, showing up to sAvE thE dAY. Oh my fucking god. No, seriously, my god, can we NOT have any moment without you, Alucard? Can we not just... not have you for a little while? Can Richter just grow the fuck up, have his little character arc, get fucking corrupted, and THEN your dumbass comes back from Hawaii or wherever your dumbass has been for the past 300 years since your threesome fucking DIED? I honestly don't even care if they decided to have him do a world tour instead of going to sleep for 300 years, just. COME ON.
They shouldn't have named it Castlevania. It should be more like: Nocturne: Fuck you, Richter, the girls called for Alucard. Nocturne: The Chronicles of a Sidekick. Nocturne: My Mommy died.
"Nocturne: My Mommy Died" made me spit out a lung because yes! Richter literally bonds with people through dead moms! 😂
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(but he makes sure to specify that Annette had it worse, of course, which gives me lovely S1 flashbacks of Annette looking down on him and calling him a child who doesn't know much of the world)
Anyway, I could talk about how the first show wasted the very idea they had, which is that Trevor is important to the gang because he's the Night Creature expert and because of his heritage he has all the tools and knowledge necessary to take out any vampire (since Dracula goes down attacked by his own depression, and Alucard is a massive cunt to Trevor precisely due to his Belmont heritage that he needs), or that it is incredibly obvious that the only reason the story jumped to 1792 is only so that they could bring back Alucard the fandom blorbo and provider of fanservice, who cares about some rando like uhhhhhh Simon Belmont... but your rant is a work of art and I want to print it and frame it on the wall. Beautiful. I'm in tears. I have nothing else to add.
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[ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] I guess I sense them cuz they're usually being standoffish with me. When they start off that way or turn into a cold asshole after they realize I don't have a single submissive bone in my body, that's when I know it's another Dom. Have you seen those nature videos of two apex predators just staring tensely at each other until one finally leaves? It's just like that. 💀 [ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] Don't worry, I've played wingman before. They won't run from you just cuz I'm there.
He's surprised to read how sorry Ross is that his date didn't work out, though Maksim doesn't really dwell over it. He isn't so annoyed to just become jaded about romantic outcomes; maybe for him it wasn't that serious because he already did have a family, and thanks to his amazing parents, he knew what type of love could exist out there. He was brought up to have a healthy, high self-esteem in that he already knew he was great, and that the right partner would only highlight that greatness. There would be time for other dates and other Omegas to come along and dazzle him (though, one thing that doesn't really make sense is him rejecting easy sex for a night of naked texting alone in bed. He's grateful Ross won't ever become aware of the full details, won't ever be able to call him out on that uncharacteristic shift in behavior.)
What inevitably trips Maksim up is Ross calling him out on something else, his dark twin brows knitting together in response. He delays texting back then, lips pressing into a firm line as a heavier pulse stirs in his cock, subtly shifting the crimson fabric draped inadequately over his groin. He’s grown accustomed to Ross's bold, sexual remarks, but he’s damned lucky they’re not face-to-face right now. The tiny human has no idea about the twisted hedonism brewing in the darkening swirl of his blue irises. Slowly, the pad of his tongue drags along his bottom lip, clearly hungry for something, and only after wrestling his unruly thoughts into submission does he finally reply, his composure carefully pieced back together.
[ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] Depends. I'd have to see you wearing it first, yeah? So I know exactly what to think about when I'm fucking them. [ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] Yeah fucking right. You wish.
Whew. That was a close one. Nice fucking save.
He’s not completely insane------- yet. But it’s becoming abundantly more transparent that Ross wouldn’t mind taking him there. Maksim’s starting to suspect this human thinks he can play with him, like some sorta game. He seems to want a reaction out of Maksim, probably hoping to get under his skin the way he might have with one of his stupid fucking exes. But Maksim isn’t about to be wrapped around the finger of some arrogant, annoying human. It's not happening. It's not. Hell, he’d tear open the throat of another subby boy right in front of Ross if that’s what it took to make his point. Sure, it’s a massive risk... one that could entirely dismantle his carefully maintained secret. But clearly, Maksim's not thinking straight, not when his cock is throbbing painfully hard because of who's currently texting him.
Then, a photo rolls in. Something to pull his attention away, if only for the moment.
[ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] I think you should wear the smaller one. You want the cock to do most of the stretching, don't you? [ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] We're helping each other out. You said you needed it, and I'm kinda goin stir crazy here without something new to bite into. 😈 [ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] And there's not much to talk about? It was fun cuz we hiked around one of my favorite waterfalls, but nothing exciting. Just one of those dates where you don't really feel anything. He was a sweet boy just not my sweet boy, ya know? [ Little Brat ⟶ ✉︎ ] I could be too picky, though. You ever feel like that? Like maybe settling down and lowering expectations is the better option?
as the night goes on, ross goes more warm and fuzzy, and as that happens, he starts to feel more loose and uncareful. he says more things that he probably shouldn't say, he offers a few more little brushes of his hand or lets his eyes roam, but the night seems to come to an end before he can think to extend it, and though some part of him wants to offer maksim a sleepover, maybe a tour of his toybox, since the night is still so young, the man is already leaving and he feels like he's choking on the words.
like it's not the right time yet.
he watches the other man leave with mild interest, eyes definitely lingering even after the door is closed, the buzz of the alcohol making him too warm to function any longer in the clothes he'd tossed on, and he ends up stripped naked and laying sideways on his bed, asleep before he can truly think too much about it.
and then life seems to circle back to mundane. time spent in the classroom teaching, time spent out of it preping for more teaching, mind occasionally wandering toward maksim, pulling up their text thread to look at it, starting to type and then quickly deleting it. he wants to ask if maksim has been on the date yet, though the thought of it makes something in his stomach turn at the idea. he isn't interested in this absolute fucking jerk of a man, but...
maybe it's that tentative friendship thing that ross has been trying to convince himself might be there. he wants his possible friend to have good things. he wants him to find happiness or whatever. so he's feeling sick about the idea of some blind date that's probably gonna suck, and maybe he's hoping the person that maksim's going on a date with is also a little ugly, so what? normal possible tentative friend behavior, if you ask ross.
midterms finish up, and the couple of week break is a great chance for ross to try and get his place cleaned up, to catch up on some of the relaxing he barely lets himself do, and it startles him when his phone chimes with a new message, blinking at it for a moment, starting to respond and stopping when he notices the little dots appearing.
so the date had to have gone bad. that was the deal, right? he isn't sure why that makes his stomach swoop the way it does, but it certainly does.
[ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] doms can sniff out other doms, right? i like a big guy, someone who could just hold me up and fuck me without straining too much, you know? that type. [ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] take it the date didn't go super well, then, since we're planning a night out? i'm sorry to hear it. but i'll keep an eye out. [ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] you know deep down inside that i have to make that weird, right? are you sure you aren't telling me to wear a pretty little plug so that you know i have it and you can get yourself all revved up to fuck whatever unsuspecting little bottom i find for you?
he's smirking as he sends the messages off, though some part of him is flustered, heart racing, cheeks pink, pants a little tighter. he doesn't want to admit that last part, even to himself, so he ignores it and moves toward his closer to find that stupid see-through top he said he's wear out. he could always say it lost it, but where's the fun in that. then, after a brief moment of what can only be insanity, he's digging through his toybox and pulling out an array of his plugs, laying them out across his mattress and snapping a photo.
[ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] (image attached) [ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] which one? if you're gonna offer advice, may as well go all the way. [ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] i'm partial to the red one, myself, that's the thickest, but how warmed up do you think i should be? are you planning to actually get me laid?
his face is definitely red by the time he's done with that string of messages, and he's moving to the bathroom to splash cold water on his face, breathe in and out, and then look at himself in the mirror, try to calm down a little. he feels almost foolish. this is just banter, why's he getting so worked up over it? blowing out another long, slow breath, he picks up his phone again.
[ Big Guy ⟶ ✉︎ ] do you wanna talk about the date, btw? was it just not fun? boring? lame?
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Inktober #27: Beast
I actually wanted to draw him for Demon too, but the plans changed a bit. So now he has both his parents and himself!!
#the menace himself!!#he's such a massive asshole and i love him for that#oc story#5ce#5catelement#art#inktober#art challenge#challenge#drawing#inktober2023#oc#beast#mind#demon
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sorry sometimes i think about mako and my heart hurts so much. this kid raised himself and his brother on the streets in homelessness and utter poverty from eight through fifteen, promptly after seeing the violent death of his mother and father. he turned to the triple threats because they couldn't survive as a pair of wretched kids without any adult support, and the environment forced him to turn into the exact character that killed his parents in a terrible twist of irony. and after sheer-fucking-luck hits and they aren't homeless anymore, their livelihood wavers on the outcome of what's a literally game to everyone but them; and after things are finally starting to look up and their team is going places and things just might be okay, his gradually stabilizing world unceremoniously expands and everything goes to shit.
and the city that chewed him up and spat him back out, ruined him as a child and took away his ability to stay afloat in a true sense of normalcy as an adult — when it's on the verge of destruction and falling to pieces before his eyes, he gives himself to save it with the full expectation to die. he went from the kid who didn't and couldn't care about anything outside of himself and his brother, to finding redemption for his younger self in his police work despite its injustice against him, to willingly sacrificing himself to a world that had never loved him.
he's a desperate people pleaser, socially and emotionally stunted for the adult he had to be as a kid, unable to navigate interpersonal relationships easily yet still trying his damned hardest. he's intensely and entirely devoted to the things that matter to him and for so long it was only him, bolin, and ensuring their survival — yet by the end, that devotion has expanded to protecting the rest of the world. he starts out entirely self-reliant and ends in trusting the people he cares about to know their own needs, to be able to take care of themselves, to be okay without him despite having spent so much of his life defined by his role in others' well-being.
just. what the fuck i'm such a big fan of this fictional guy and i'm unashamed about it at this point. also let him cry please (if you won't i'll do it i'll let him cry)
#lychee's brain trash#mako lok#mako tlok#sorry for the shitpost i don't do a lot of those i realize#how tf did this guy not had a massive break down in canon at any point#nd like;; he never shows resentment for the unfairness of it all#he doesn't ever use his past to excuse any of his choices/actions that are influenced by it#which is pretty intrinsically linked to his relationship fumbles#he just quietly holds himself accountable and probably mildly despises himself haha#as much as i don't care for the love triangle it really does make complete sense in accordance to his backstory#anyway this is just a roundabout way of me expressing my salt at people writing him off as a malicious asshole lol#i literally cannot articulate the intense complex things his conjured up existence makes me feel#this does not even scratch the surface there is SO MUCH#i need to actually write the fifty fics that exist to my brain otherwise all these thoughts will never see the sun#trust that one day the avatar!mako au will emerge from my drafts;;;#and. you know. that one shot i've had in wip for the past 2.5 years#and the four other oneshots that will probably never be converted into actual words
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no but the fact that korn would shoot win in that instant after knowing they're fucking behind him woah 😮 🙏🏻
Anon, I won't say much about this, I'll just proceed to copy and paste the words I sent to some friends about this specific moment and call it a day: HE UNDERSTOOD HOW FUCKED UP THE WHOLE SITUATION IS, HE UNDERSTOOD WHY TONKLA DID EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING, HE EVEN UNDERSTOOD THE CHEATING BECAUSE HELL, HE BARELY PAID ATTENTION TO HIM, HE KNOWS, HE APOLOGIZED FOR IT, HE HAD FASAI ON THE SIDE, SO OF COURSE HE'D TURN HIS GUN ON WIN, HE'S THE EASIEST OUTLET FOR HIS FRUSTRATION, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, THIS FUCKING SHOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
#Korn was laughing at the tragedy of the situation and I can't blame him#I'd laugh too#Tonkla laughed as well in ep7 but his laughter had a different tone to it#due to his role in the narrative#Anyway if you think Korn doesn't love Tonkla then we can't be friends#He's an asshole and a huge idiot and a massive piece of shit and the fucking worst at times#but he loves Tonkla he loves him he LOVES HIM SO MUCH HE TOOK HIS OWN LIFE TO MEET HIM IN THE NEXT ONE#VegasPete walked so KornTonkla could run#and what a fucking sprint that was#I'm not moving on anytime soon#4 minutes#korntonkla#asks
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DRDT S2 CH15 SPOILERS BELOW!!
okay I don't want this so sound silly but
I can't stop thinking about how Ace is more similar to a horse used for racing, than the jockey.
How he's just like a horse being controlled by something or someone else, with no say in it whatsoever. How he lashes out when his fear turns into anger and hostility. How he is constantly undervalued and overlooked, even tho he works hard (as said by Levi and Charles themselves - being a jockey is a very hard profession). How he would have to fight tooth-and-nail to have at least a shred of dignity left but instead chooses to be ridiculed because he just wants to survive.
How he said that everytime there was a race incoming, he felt like if he didn't win he'd DIE and was the only thing that motivated him. How the races were more important to him than his own health. How he didn't even want to be a jockey, but it was the only thing he felt he was good at.
How now that he lost this race, injured and too tired to even scream anymore, he's gonna die. Like a horse with a broken leg getting shot.
Can't stop thinking about how despite reminding me so much of a cornered animal, with all of his flaws and insecurities he's so painfully human at the end of the day.
#danganronpa despair time#drdt#drdt spoilers#drdt ace#ace markey#my first ever text post who cheered#i still do recognise he's a massive asshole obv#that's why i love him ♡♡#but really i have so many feelings about Ace Markey oh my GOD#he makes me wanna chew drywall
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HE CAN DO BOTH
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#art#illustration#redacted blake#yandere#i can never draw blake right but i think i've nailed it this time#a lot of very talented and edible (affectionate) artists draw blake as a tall dark n handsome fellow#and i'm here for it#but my take on this asshole is that he's a wolf in sheep's clothing right#because he's still a childhood (teenhood?) friend#and a massive dork#i find it super fun to make friendly characters look intimidating rather than the other way around#dont get me wrong who doesn't love an i can fix him#imo blake is a good (*) person who has been broken into enough pieces to start doing very bad things#if he wasn't a nutcase he would be such a golden retriever#hence the blond#it's cute#HE'S cute
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It's time to rant about my human in Palia: Ori Tian
He is awful and I love him. You can learn more about my human under the cut! This information is not spoiler free as his character changes over time as we learn more about the world.
Ori Tian || He/Him They/Them || 29-30 || The Watcher
Ori's history makes more sense with a few key points (some of which are spoilers you learn when talking to folks/exploring the world):
Kilima was built on the ruins of an ancient human school (I think of it as a university)
The ruins were where humans were forced to go by the human king (the Fire Temple lore) where it seems they were getting more and more ridiculous orders. I consider this to be when humanity's downfall was fast approaching.
The disaster that killed the humans was not just Flow (which I see as a global warming metaphor) but also an attack from Shadow Creatures (the Library you unlock with Jina).
The human downfall took hundreds if not thousands of years until they finally died out. They didn't go out with a bang, but with a painful whimper.
All humans have innate magical abilities. Some humans spend their whole lives learning how to tap into them, others are born with a close connection.
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Human Life
Ori was a professor at the university and the dean of the humanities department which happened to be part of the school's administration. Their specialty was ethics and mortality, especially when it came to magic and Flow. They helped students organize various clubs and organizations inside the school, as well as supporting them during walk-outs or demonstrations against the king for trying to force people into "safety areas" to "wait out the danger" instead of facing the problem head on and cleaning up the mess humans had made that was destroying their world.
To students, Ori was known as the laid-back professor who was easy to talk to, but who wasn't afraid to talk back and be firm when needed. His tests were hell on earth but his classes were fun to those interested in a good-natured debate of philosophical principles and theories. He took it easy, but he took it.
To fellow professors and adults, Ori was a belligerent and sometimes down-right rude person. He had no problem calling people out for acting immature or acting ridiculous given certain circumstance (despite being hypocritical at times as a very hyper person themselves). The amount of fist-fights Ori has gotten into in university board meetings was too many too count.
He was outspoken against the king and didn't bother to hide his politics, which put them in a lot of danger. But Ori had one special thing that kept them safe from a great majority of threats: magic.
Ori was born with a natural affinity for fire magic and his anger could become explosive (literally). His flames were hot enough to melt iron and--when incredibly agitated--he could make anything he touched spontaneously combust. Yet this natural affinity came with a strict control he tried to keep tamped down... except when he couldn't in arguments. Fire brimming at the edges of his clothes (they never really caught on fire--clothes are expensive!) and his hair becoming bright flames. It's no wonder he was considered one of Embra's chosen.
On top of being a professor, a dean, and an activist Ori also managed the Phoenix Shrine. He was the primary caretaker, although he was as close to secular as someone could get in Palia. Is Embra real? Yes. Is she a goddess? Sure, why not. Does that mean you can't argue with her and have to accept everything she says or does? No fucking way!!! Ori is whatever the equivalent of a Jew is in Palia and he is very proud of his heritage, traditions, and beliefs.
His best friend was a kitsuu who followed him around the university and joined him on a lot of his routines for the temple. They could never be separated, his friend bringing him gifts from the natural world and Ori returning the favor with food and shiny things. His other close friend was Einar--who remembers Ori and what Ori did when he died.
Ori's death happened when the Shadow Creatures attacked the school. Many had already been moved to the temples, but Ori had stayed outside to protect the students that didn't want to go yet. When the evacuation order came to get everyone to safety, Ori was left at what is now known as the Mirror Pond Ruins.
When the last students were fleeing into the library--unable to get to the Water Ruins, Ori stood as the last guard to buy them time to lock the door. His magic was always explosive and he gave the Shadow Creatures the best show he could: he immolated himself in a massive explosion to protect the students he swore to protect. Taking out any Shadow Creatures in the nearby vicinity.
The only thing left behind was a pendant.
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Kilima Life
Ori doesn't remember anything after being reincarnated. At first when he woke up Jina had to walk him through a lot of things, but slowly some stuff started coming back to him. His traditions, his knowledge of what he once studied, his love of researching, his hatred of authoritarian governments and anyone that bans or burns books, and intolerance for adults acting like immature brats.
He's slowly remembering some recipes he used to cook (thanks to Reth's help), other human languages he learned, more about life for humans, but a lot of it is very fuzzy and comes back slowly.
Still, though, he doesn't recognize the kitsuu who had great fun trying to get his attention with the help of Tau and can't comprehend why they keep little him little presents every day... and he doesn't remember his old friend Einar. Maybe it'll come back eventually, but there is one thing he is starting to remember...
Magic.
And he won't let the Order take it from him.
#palia#palia oc#palia player character#I love my fantastic asshole of a pc#he's a nice guy with a kind heart#but he doesn't put up with shit#he's already had a massive argument then Kenyatta for being a constant child about her mother#and potentially ruining Jel's chances to impress his mom for a childish vendetta#he has no patience for it#if it came from Auni or Najuma then fine but someone who says they are an adult but act likes a bratty child?#No 1000% not#he still likes her but he sees her as like a student of his#and that she has some things to learn#but in the other hand him dismissing her problems with her mother isn't cool of him#he does have some severe PTSD from his death too#he doesn't know why he panics sometimes or has nightmares or flashbacks to fire everywhere but#one day he'll remember#till then Reth Jel and Hodari are there to help him#Einar is patient knowing one day they're friend will remember them
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I've only had Jonas for 6 episodes, but if anything happens to him... etc etc
#i think by the time frozen was done i knew for sure i was a fucking gonner but learning that his favorite channel is the weather channel#told me that i was doomed from the start#i know hes not around for a super long time? just the season and some change but by istg i am going to cherish him every second#he intrigues me a lot with his observation skills and whatever telepathic powers hes got going on#that and hes just so *kind* and happy to be here! and hes not an asshole!!!!!!#i love daniel but the man can be a massive asshole. he chose death to escape his problems while his loved ones cried over him#like i get it do what you need to do but jfc. this isnt about daniel though this is about jonas who is fantastic#stargate sg1#jonas quinn#liv talks
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the "otto killed violet on accident via botched tracheotomy and mycroft bribed the judge to prosecute as murder" is still my favorite ending for a lot of reasons (i personally think it makes the most sense and i think you can still have the other conclusions in the other endings work w it too e.g. sherlock giving his mom the drug plus richter sedating her when she was attacking him = allergic reaction. hence tracheotomy. and i like that mycroft narrates the slides at the end of it). but if im honest i think my favorite part is mycroft still arguing with sherlock while he has a gun pointed at his face
#'Yes i WILL argue with my upset and angry brother who is pointing a loaded pistol directly at me. because i have to be right'#i know people are not a huge fan of Massive Dickhead mycroft but as someone who has zero attachment to the original version#i love this stupid asshole. I want to put him in a dunk tank full of eels. Communicate with your baby brother you stupid fucker#frogwares holmes#same energy to me of that post thats like 'obi wan arguing with anakin while anakin is on fire. and anakin arguing back while on fire'#i dont think sherlock wouldve ever shot him and i think mycroft knew that which is why he just kind reacted like '? tf'#which probably pissed sherlock off more. 'you think i wont shoot you!! i totally will!! i will!!' 'ok' '[angrily holstering gun]'
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for all the shit i give taao at least it gave me blast offs stupid one sided crush on onslaught. that shit has done detrimental effects to my brain its just sooo good and insane im obsessed with it. just think about the possibilities with blast off og personality.
#i love the idea of a pretentious and self absorbed asshole like blast off#gets really affected by his loneliness#and clings onto his team even tho hed never admit it#and consequently have a massive crush on his commander#i like to think bo thinks of ons as his saviour#bc he “saved” bo from his loneliness by recruiting him and making them a combiner#just self absorbed things#blast off#merc mumbling
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fire emblem engage fell xenologue dlc literally added fire emblem goro akechi???
#fire emblem engage#fe17#fell xenologue spoilers#he pretended to play a character#lonely child#got manipulated by his father to do horrible things#loves sweets#tries to kill us#is a boss character#sad backstory and redeemish? still an asshole#calls us stupid for readily accepting him after he was just trying to kill us#all they were missing was robbie daymond but y. chang did an amazing job#and he (fe character) lives lol#im sorry someone said fe dragon akechi and i went 'holy shit he is'#goro akechi#oh yeah he also wanted to be valued like damn who did intsys hire from the persona writing team /j#oh yeah (again) massive body count#kinda an understatement for rafal lol
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The fav I have the most frequent (and most intense) fights with is actually jing yuan btw
#pattering on the roof#he has a tendency to make me feel stupid and it’s not entirely by accident#he just can’t help himself#like JDNJFNEF I reference it in my meet fruit fic (which was Very selfship coded) but#the first massive fight we have is before we start dating when he’s still like courting me ig#and wheedles me into playing starchess w him#but I’m BAD at starchess okay I hate it I suck at it sucking at it makes me hate it more#and I like him so much and he’s so good and I wanna make a good impression but I SUCK and I leave every time upset#and he knows ofc he does. I’m improving and he loves seeing me improve which is why he keeps asking#eventually he’s like well maybe it’ll help if I let her win#no. it doesn’t. I blow up at him entirely bc I HATEEEE being condescended to and if u wanted someone who could beat u in starchess then go#find someone else u fucking asshole don’t humiliate me like that (<- face puffy weeping literally the only two people in the garden)#and I storm off sobbing. literally refuse to interact w him for MONTHS he’s making every excuse to bump into me and it’s full cold shoulder#I also never fully forgive him for it. we never play starchess again even centuries down the line after we’re married and he’s retired#n e way yeah#p much every fight is similar he just makes me feel dumb sometimes and I lash out at him#and frankly often it’s warranted bc not infrequently he provokes me on purpose#ss.🌧 yujing
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sleepy... (totally didn't stay up playing f.f8 because I have a crush)
#that's exactly what i did.#ash rambles 💚#i uh. may or may not have a massive crush on s.eifer a.lmasy#okay listen i know he's an asshole but#👉👈 what if we kissed?#i dont think he and ash get together until post-canon though. ash is one of the party members and is absolutely not interested in dating the#man she's fighting#... even if they used to be classmates and she secretly thought he was soooo handsome#post-canon though methinks they're a very loving couple. im not done with the game yet but i do think he'd try to be better#he may do questionable things but i know he's not a horrible guy. ash is very supportive of him!#... also she has secretly always wanted to get close to him so she can hold his gunblade.#f.f8 ash fights with two guns and is a massive weapon nerd so!! gunblade!!!! she thinks the concept is all ?? since it doesn't actually fire#but... whenever he wields it... she thinks it's the coolest thing ever#UGH I HATE HIM#(that is a lie. i have been talking about kissing him every single say since i caught feelings)#my humble apologies to my pals since i know i havent talked about anything else but 😳😳😳 he's handsome or whatever#stupid idiot s.eifer... i wanna kiss him sooo bad
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