#he's such a baaabe lmao

[dizzy-n-busy]

[can (and most likely will) contain SOME poly hcs!]

« Shaw Pack headcanons »

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Younger David and Darlin' had a 'platonic confession' - as Milo and Asher put it - with each other (they confessed that they were besties for the first time)

Younger Darlin' was hella touch starved and tried avoiding it at all costs bc it made them feel weird; Darlin' now is constantly being touched and completely immune to it

Angel and Asher are VERY touchy feely, love language of physical touch havin asses

David and Baaabe are the cooks of the pack - Baaabe also makes snacks for pack meetings bc David's too preoccupied (Milo and Sam are good sous-chefs !!)

Sweetheart loves buying things and going to expensive ass restaurants with the pack (they're restricted for special occasions bc the pack doesn't want them going broke)

Angel and Baaabe met each other in college but never found out each other's names till later

Everyone is immensely protective over Sam (esp during pack meetings)

Sam and Darlin' stay getting cuddled and clinged onto bc they think that they're outcasts

Milo learned how to stitch at a young age so he could personally tailor some of his clothes shorter; he was embarrassed to get them done professionally

Angel likes wearing short clothes/bottoms so when their shoes untie, the pack's literally dolphin diving tying it for them so they don't have to bend down

David gets called 'mama duck' and he literally hates it

Someone always records whenever they all hangout for memories (I'd say Baaabe, David or Sweetheart)

Darlin' and Sweetheart are menaces when it comes to pissy chrissy, they love intimidating him (Darlin' looms over him and Sweetheart jumpscares him with cloaking)

Milo has a daily skin care/shower routine which is oddly complex

Angel spams the gc with David smiling when they catch him in a photo or to lighten the mood - everyone loves it

Angel got Asher hooked on cheek kisses (or vice versa)

Movie nights or sleepovers/camping go crazy

The pack has, at some point in time, all fallen asleep on or next to Sam (he's too comforting for his own good)

It's always Milo vs Asher till you bring Darlin' into the picture (2 against 1 and they still lose lmao)

Baaabe literally obliterates everyone at arcade games

David has his last name tattooed on the back of his neck; he says how they'll be his demise /j

Sweetheart stress cleans (twinninem)

Baaabe gives fantastic pep talks

Darlin' takes Angel out whenever they struggle with sleeping and don't wanna bother David (Asher sometimes goes too)

Sweetheart is the go to for missing stuff, they always manage to find it somehow

Sam lets the pack play with his hair

Angel got David to match fits ONCE and they were literally vibrating in excitement

The amount of 'embarrassing' old pack photos and videos that David hides is FEDERAL

Darlin' gives really nice hugs

The werewolves all shift and form a cuddle party, it's very cute (many photos for evidence)

Angel likes riling Darlin' up when their shifted and gets chased like a bat outta hell - they have literally mounted the rest of the pack tryna get away

Sweetheart always gives the pack's shifted forms head kisses before and after rubbing their heads

David won't admit it but he loves hanging out with Sam on the sidelines while everyone else is playing around (shifted)

Darlin' got assorted matching piercing with the listener mates (angel bites for Angel, gages for Baaabe and either a tongue piercing or snake bites for Sweetheart)

Milo gets picked up a lot for some reason - it only slightly pisses him off

They were all matching for the Summit, I might draw it to show what I mean

Sweetheart and Milo LOVE making and holding eye contact, they like how it flusters ppl (they always win staring contests/j)

Angel's super into interior designing, they interpret it thru minecraft bc I said so

Group therapy goes crazy/lh

I have so many thoughts abt them, I might have ta make a pt2 💪💪

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[lovingseventeen]

braiding svt’s hair 

a/n: wholesome, but also some crack i guess LOL 

seungcheol: 

✿ agreed without giving much thought to it 

✿ up until you had to pull a few strands a bit tighter because they were shorter

✿ “HE-hey!” he half-yells, remembering that he doesn’t ever want to raise his voice at you 

✿ “sorry cheol” you say, still too fixated on getting his braids done to notice how sulky he’s getting 

✿ “enjoy this now, it’ll be the last time” he says, a very noticeable pout in his voice 

jeonghan:

✿ bros beautiful 

✿ he had no problem letting you braid his hair because he did have his hair in a braid before when it was significantly longer 

✿ his hair is medium length currently, so you don’t have to pull too hard for him, and you give him this style that has two braids that meet at the back of his head

✿ “can’t believe this suits you so well, hannie” you tell him as he looks in the mirror, his fingers gracing his hair so elegantly

✿ “ay, c’mon no one’s prettier than you” he replies, coming to place a kiss on your cheek 

joshua:

✿ he actually usually braids your hair when you ask him to 

✿ one day you offer to braid his so you two match 

✿ naturally, he’s agreeing 

✿ he’s so smiley when you match - ofc you have to take pictures together 

✿ it definitely becomes his new lock screen 

jun:

✿ would never say no to you 

✿ tilts his head back when you start tugging, “baaabe” and you have to tell him to hold still 

✿ gives you a thumbs up afterwards because he doesn’t look bad, he figures

hoshi:

✿ ofc you gotta braid your babygirl’s hair 

✿ he feels so dainty after you give him two little braids  

✿ keeps forming a “v” with his hands to frame his face LOL 

✿ highkey, he looks good though, would probably eventually ask you to actually try styling his hair and he’d give his stylist a reference photo in the future 

wonwoo:

✿ also rarely says no to you 

✿ he sits patiently on the floor as you sit on the couch because of his height 

✿ “wonu you look so cute” you gush, cupping his cheeks after giving him a little crown with his braids 

✿ he smiles in return, “as long as you’re happy” 

woozi:

✿ you’re running your hands through his hair as he plays a song guide, he likes when you do this 

✿ you’ve been noticing his fringe has been getting longer, “you want me to help get your hair out of the way?” you ask 

✿ “could you?” he replies, sitting up to make it a little easier for you 

✿ you do a little braid that will keep some of the shorter strands in place, freeing his forehead 

✿ he checks your work when you finish, surprised at the little braid but thankful nonetheless, placing a kiss to your hand 

✿ “thank you, i’ll try to wrap this up soon” 

dokyeom:

✿ “‘kyeomie, would you let me braid your hair?” you asked in boredom one day 

✿ he’s nodding, already trying to find where to sit to make it easy for you, “where do you want me?” 

✿ you giggle, telling to sit on a stool and that you’ll stand 

✿ highkey loves it when you finish, his eyes crinkle when he smiles “i feel pretty” 

✿ you almost can’t believe how adorable your boyfriend is, “that you are” you smile back :’)

mingyu:

✿ also a WHINER 

✿ you’re not even pulling his hair the way he’s claiming 

✿ he’s gasping and whining at every tug regardless of how much force you’re actually using 

✿ “babe!” he whines when you actually give him one tug ✿ becomes so pouty even when you finish his braid without pulling hard 

✿ he’s bringing a hand to his scalp and there’s a very obvious pout on his lips going, “why do you hate me” 

✿ you jokingly roll your eyes, “you know for such a tall man, you’re a baby” 

✿ he doesn’t care lmao, he’ll use you ‘hurting him’ as an excuse to be clingy that day 

minghao:

✿ his hair is starting to get longer but management says he isn’t allowed to get it cut yet 

✿ has been opting for a half ponytail recently but he also wants something different 

✿ “do you know how to do something to tie my hair back?” he asks you

✿ you do this little braid that keeps his main fringe out of his face and sort of just tucks it behind one ear 

✿ your boyfriend looks very elegant when you finish, slightly feminine but it’s never something that bothered him 

✿ kisses the side of your head as a thank you 

seungkwan:

✿ doesn’t tell you that you’re actually hurting him 

✿ he just sits there quietly so you had no idea that you were pulling a bit hard

✿ you only find out when you find him looking in the mirror after and wincing as he touches his scalp 

✿ “seungkwan, is the braid too tight?” 

✿ “yeah” as he looks away PLS 

✿ “you should’ve told me!” you exclaim, immediately feeling bad. you take his arm to get him to sit as you quickly take out the elastic and undo his braids

✿ “i’m sorry, baby” you tell him after, kissing the top of his head 

vernon:

✿ you actually end up braiding his hair for fun because he fell asleep in your lap 

✿ he actually only notices when he goes to the bathroom when he wakes up and sees himself in the mirror 

✿ walks back out to you with eyebrows raised as he points to his hair

✿ “i got bored?” you offer 

✿ “okay” he replies simply, he keeps them in anyway because there isn’t an urge to take them out 

✿ soon realizes that he appreciates his hair being out of his face 

✿ might ask you in the future to give him one braid at home because he likes it 

dino:

✿ is HURT that YOU hurt him 

✿ “baby-baby wait” he whines, a hand coming up to touch his scalp 

✿ “it’s not that bad i’m almost done-” you tell him as you pull again

✿ dino lets out this yelp before you tie an elastic at the end 

✿ “did i do something to you recently?” he genuinely asks, “because i’m sorry, whatever i did, i get it” 

✿ take the braids out soon pls 

[desmorotu]

random redacted headcanons :3 ⭐️

- Geordi has read the harry potter series three times and when Cutie does something that aligns with their house he points it out in his mind. Cutie responds with a sideways glare LMAO (speaking of Geordi, i miss that guy:( i was listening to his playlist earlier today)

- Guy plants little love notes all around his and Honey’s apartment for them to find. he pretends he doesn’t know that they keep every single one and reads them often.

- Asher is on the super possessive side when it comes to Baaabe. he just hides it because he feels embarrassed by it.

- David still thinks about Angel’s cat and secretly wishes they were able to take it when they had the chance (“if we keep it it’s your cat, not mine” my ass)

- Milo breaks into dance randomly. with no music. in public or in private, it does not matter. he will think of a song in his head and bust a move.

- Damien is desperately trying to get Huxley into Resident Evil

- Damien loves Leon Kennedy just as much as the next guy, but his favorite character is Luis :3

- Lasko has his nipples pierced. idk it just seems like something he’d do

- Gavin walks around without pants often. Freelancer has had to tell him on multiple occasions to put pants on when the guys are over. he, in true Magnus Bane fashion, likes wearing a formal button down + blazer combo with no pants (he actually pulls it off surprisingly well) ((he IS wearing underwear))

- Huxley collects chapsticks. i’m not elaborating.

- if Hush was an aquatic creature, he would be a mako shark :3

- Sam has Kiss’ entire discography. he grew up listening to them over the years and it reminds him how far he had come in life

- Vincent sometimes dresses up for the hell of it, crown and all, and makes Lovely dress up with him and takes pictures. it has to be a VERY specific kind of mood and a very specific kind of day.

- William and the other elder vampires like David Bowie…those are just the vibes i get

- Caelum loves throwing dance parties with Gavin and Freelancer. they have never turned him down. when an “inappropriate” song comes on, Caelum sits with his mouth wide open and giggles to himself in disbelief. (“they said too many bad words…execute them” - caelum probably)

these are just random and stupid and they made me giggle

k bye 💟

[bazpire]

When you give a mouse a cookie

(or when you give a mutt your hole)

Cw: filthy smut w/ little to no plot, dom/sub dynamic, bottom Baaabe, top Asher, gender neutral Baaabe, puppy play (-ish), slight degradation, praise, breeding, edging.

(Edited in cause I forgot lmao sorry) Taglist: Both: @indigo-greer-collins @ch3zzz @kxemii @darlin-collins @plutocries @ambrose-mp4 @elles-roses

"Do you promise to be good?" Baaabe asked harshly, tugging their mate's leash.

Asher whined and pawed at their thigh. "Yes, yes, yes! I promise, I swear, please..."

"Hm," they tilted their head. "Really? Cause last time you were a dick."

"I promise, babe, please!" He borderline shouted. His cruel, beautiful partner had been teasing him all week with letting him top, alongside edging him and leaving him to take care of himself, never allowing him to even cum on their hand. He felt like his brain was on fire, and he'd probably cry if they didn't let him fuck them, or at least make him cum with their body.

They giggled while looking down at him. "Alright, alright, no need to get all fuzzy." They laid down on the bed, guiding him with the leash to get on top of them. "You wanna please your mate, don't you? You wanna make me feel good?"

Asher was salivating at the thought. "Yes, yes, I do. Please, babe."

"Mhm? You gonna fill me up and make me cum?" They asked lasciviously, looking up at him through their eyelashes. Even when below him, they were in full control, toying with his leash and moving him around exactly like they wanted him to.

"Yes, I will, babe, please, let me..." he pressed himself against their entrance.

"Go right on ahead, puppy. You've earned it." He pushed inside of them as soon as he was allowed to, gaining a low groan out of them, himself whining in relief.

"Fuck, yes, finally. Fuck, you feel so good, feel so good, babe, God!" He started moving, hugging around their shoulders and trying to get deeper.

"Oh fuck, Ash, gentle, gentle, gentle, fuck!" They tugged on his leash, pulling him away. He cried out. "What the royal fuck did I just said? Do you want me to put you in a cage the next week? Jesus..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, babe, did I hurt you?" He rushed over to them, alarmed and worried.

"I'm fine, just... God damn it, Ash, what did I just say? Fucking gentle."

"I know, I know, I'm sorry, I got carried away."

They sighed, laying back down and guiding him back on top of them. "Do you... do you still want to?" He asked them, still fussing over them.

"Of course I do, that's why I'm putting you back in, but this time I'm guiding. Plus, God knows what bullshit you pull if I make you wait another week." They didn't let him answer, as their fingers were immediately on his dick, guiding him into them.

Once fully inside, he started grinding, waiting for them to say that it was okay to move.

"Ah, Ash, fuck, you're so deep, go slow."

And so he did.

For about five seconds.

"Ah, ah, baaabe, can I go faster? Please? Please?" He licked and sucked all over their neck and chest, coating them with his drool and making them sigh in pleasure. "Please, please, pleaaaase let me speed up, I wanna make you feel good, wanna fuck you so so good."

"Fuck, fuck, Ash, you can go a little bit faster."

And that was them basically signing up for their demise, because as soon as he was allowed, he was drilling into them.

"Fuck, yes! Feels so good, you feel so good, babe, wanna fuck you so good, wanna breed, breed, I wanna breed you so badly"

"Ah, ah, ah, Asher- Ash! Oh my fucking god, it's so much, so good, fuck!"

He grabbed them by the back of their knees, pushing their legs up into their chest and thrusting even deeper, the quick pace never faltering. The pleasure was too much, their mind was in a haze where all they could see, all they could smell, all they could feel was their lover hitting every sensitive spot inside them. It was so much. They dropped the leash and grabbed onto him, wrapping their arms around him and clawing at his back.

"Ah- ah, Ash, please, slow down, I'm getting close."

"I can't, I can't, I can't, babe, I need to breed you, I need you to cum all over my dick, I need your scent all over me, please, please, please, I'll do anything, I'll make you cum as many times as you want, just let me fill you up, baby." He panted against their ear, licking and biting their sensitive earlobe, making them tighten around him.

Baaabe arched their back off of the bed, clawing at the bedsheets and shouting as they raptured. "Ash, Ash, yes, I'm cumming, cumming all over you." They grabbed his shoulders, pulling him in as close as possible with their legs on the way. "Cum, cum, cum in me, breed me, fucking claim your mate."

And without letting them wait for too long, Asher spilt inside them, coating their insides white and whining out in pleasure.

They stayed like that, panting and basking in their afterglow, enjoying each other's closeness.

That is, until Baaabe came back to their senses.

"Ash, you fucking asshole, I'm never letting you top again."

[erial-c]

WEDDING AUDIO BAYBEY‼️

ohh bare with me this live reacting was all over the place

UGGHH SAPPY DAVID IS SO CUTE  . i may not be the biggest shaw pack fan but his character development will never cease to kill me

asher panicking 😭😭 AND CALMING HIMSELF DOWN because he didn't realize today was the day

baaabe being dressed already?? that's ao fucking funny they fr just let ash sleep (also a little bit of personaloty for baaabe  . the crowd cheers)

asher please your mate is already dressed  . dear god

i love that darlin out of all people wanted to make it so that the mates won't see each other until the ceremony . i know it's mostly because they wanted to drive the listener groups aka the "fun group" as they call it (listeners are bffies CANON!!!) but it's much funnier to think they hold onto that tradition for some reason 

"we're fun too, right?  ...right???" yeah asher whatever you say🤞

YEAASSSS SPEAKER BANTER I LOVE THIS SHIT SAOW MUCJ

"i don't even want to imagine what chaos those four are getting up to" THW SILENCE IN THE CAR???? erik was giggling and kicking his feet putting this in the script huhhuh

darlin being the one to make sure neither of the mates are peeking LMAO  . and sam calling them beautiful too. kill me actually

milo calling out asher's hair "are you trying to look like you got married in a wind tunnel?????? david don't let him walk out like that!!!!!!" further proving the headcanon that milo is the most well dressed of the shaw pack 

milo's nervous as shit  😭😭 i forgot he was gonna be the fucking officiant bro id be sweating fucking bullets too

"just maybe.. cuss a little less" great advice to tell milo out of all people  , sam

serious talk with the alpha and beta .. shivers

"why did you pick me?" asher  . asher  please.

"take the chance of saying something that's not perfect, if it means you get to really say what you feel" crazy  . i love angel (they are a listener character)) (they have no voice)) 

"you're the other side of my coin. you always have been" DAVID  . DAAAVIDDDD.

its good to see that david understands that while he know he made the right choice, he still understands the heavy responsibility he put on ash in assigning him to be pack beta

"you're too hard on yourself too" "well we had to have something in common other than destiny and smash bros, right?" KILL ME. stop being cute you loser

big three shaw pack hug  . ill kill myself

"i'm going to be up there lookin this good, people are gonna be confused on whose day it is!" "are they gonna be able to see you? do we get a step stool for behind the podium?" MILO DON'T LISTEN 2 THEM MY SHORT KING🤞🤞🤞 also beta boy😭😭😭😭😭

the effortless switch from banter to being all sentimental and emotional is crazy  . i hate these guys (lie)

RAAAAGHHH CEREMONY💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ YEAAASSSSS

yaknow while i did expect a few side characters/guest VAs to voice side characters , i don't think the audio feels that empty . it's just focused on the main characters and honestly im actually ok with it

not the laugh track😭feels like im watching a sitcom this is so funny

im assuming all the guests are empowered/informed  , because milo is calling the couples "mates"

YEAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE VOWS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ HERECOME THE WATERWORKS (mine and theirs🤞🤞)

girl nevamind the silence for baaabe's/angelangel's vows r still so silly

"the- the pairs of you. to each other. not all together. uh- congratulations  . uh- clap, everybody. now" no actually we're a polycule neow . canon because i said so

[simplynims]

I keep forgetting I have free will so you will be hearing me talk about L.D interacting with other characters from different audio roleplay series. Specifically Redacted Audio ones for this post in particular.

More down below!

L.D and Guy would ABSOLUTELY be best friends. They vibe with each other very well and he's just the type of guy that L.D can see being really good friends with. L.D loves his chaotic gremlin energy and in return they feed into each other as this mischievous duo. Lots of high-jinx ensues together, Honey would need to take an Advil or two for the headache those two boys will ensue lmao

Same with Asher if I'm being honest, they're both a ride or die type of friends and they click really well. L.D is determined to at least teach him how to cook one meal with the help of Baaabe, I feel like L.D invites them and a few friends over to his place for dinner once every month to hang out and catch up.

Sam and L.D also I feel like get along, they're not very but they do enjoy each others company if they hang out in groups. L.D was once let in on the old man jokes about Sam and now L.D pokes fun at him with grandpa jokes while Sam hits him back with the fetus jokes lol

David sees L.D as an Asher 2.0 at first, the two give him headaches but he knows L.D is a good a man with a good head on his shoulders. L.D has invited him and Angel to cook outs before in the past with groups of friends and they're pretty decent friends! L.D didn't know who David was initially, considering David is pretty well known in Dahlia, so he treats him like he would anyone else and I feel like David appreciates that.

L.D and Milo also get along well! I think they'd be pretty good friends on a "I see you as a brother" type of deal. They can joke with each other and they like to roast one another, I like to think L.D thinks Milo is a cool older brother figure considering L.D's own older brother is not really a good person. He sees Milo as family and vice versa.

L.D and the D.A.M.N group I feel like also are really good friends, Gavin and Freelancer both tease L.D playfully and L.D matches their energy by playfully flirting right back. Huxely and L.D are buddys and sometimes go to the gym together when it's time to work on arms. L.D also gets along really well with Damien after getting to know each other a bit. L.D is one of the few people he trusts to cook in his kitchen and they sometimes trade recipes to cook! Dear and L.D are very chill with one another, L.D likes their laid back personality and Dear likes how easy it is to talk to him. Lasko also likes L.D, he's a good listener and they bond over video games and movies.

[thornofthelily]

I love Lasko's listener. I love how happy Lasko is with them, I love the progress of their relationship, I love how they are so patient and understanding with Lasko and how he is so caring and aware of their needs. I love them as his canon partner.

I just wish we knew a little bit more about them?

I'm sure this was will come in time, but they do just feel... well, like they were made for Lasko, in a way that's hard for me to describe because obviously all the Listeners are made for each other. Maybe it's because most other couples we meet at the same time, as couples, so they feel more natural, maybe because we had a little bit of Lasko/FL au pairing, maybe because Lasko is a character we already know so well, but to me they just feel really... flat, still. Stilted. While I adore the hcs I've seen people make of them, when I sit down and think of what we know of them, it just feels weird.

They walk into Lasko's office, a coworker he already knew and was familiar with. Bold enough to ask him out at work but reserved and aware enough to do so in as relaxed and non confrontational/pressuring way possible. We don't know how long they've worked together, what they've seen of each other, what drew them to Lasko. Just introduced during the asking out. Then their first date is hilariously terrible and again they show infinite patience and grace and humor about it. Then they can show fraility and vulnerability in a way that facilitates Lasko caring for them. And they meet the DAMN crew and there's the fun joke about FL and Coworker getting really chatty together. I still just... don't have a sense of them as a person, I guess. All their character development has been in the frame of developing them as part of a relationship in a way that feels different than say, Angel or Baaabe or Sweetheart. Those were already established relationships from the beginning, working in comfortable ease, who already had distinct dynamics on both sides. We get a real sense of Angel in how they tease and flirt with David, we see Sweetheart teasing and trusting Milo in equal measure, we know Asher and Babe chill and goof off and gossip. But the dichotomy of us knowing Lasko really well, and not knowing his Listener at all, I just... I guess I'm just really looking forward to see them in more situations, wanting to see them hang with other people platonically, develop in ways that aren't tied to just establishing their relationship. Which is maybe a weird thing to expect in bfe rp lmao

[anonymousredactedconfessions]

this is an unhinged ramble lol: i kinda wish redacted hadn't confirmed ages tbh. like i'm 18 and this is rp/self-insert stuff for most people like it's hard to picture myself with 30+ year olds (the whole cast basically! david, asher, milo, ollie, aaron, gavin, avior, vincent, sam, lasko (29), elliott (29)). then everyoneeee else is late to mid-20s at the absolute youngest canonically (huxley, damien, even caelum lol who i thought was a kid! my man's 24 how is my googoo gaga baby demon older than me lol)

then what that does is kinda confirm the listeners are those ages as well/around those ages (especially darlin who is now basically canonically also about 30+ because david said they were all teens at the same time lol; same with freelancer and the gavin/damien video of 'being around our age' and gavin saying freelancer looks older than most damn students and damn in an early lasko video is mentioned as already being a school that people often go to *after* regular university lol; then jobs imply them being older too like baaabe, sweetheart, baby (ollie), lasko's listener, etc.)

......tbf since he already confirmed i would much rather picture all the partner listeners being like 28+ to 32/33 than like picture 30 year old david, milo, asher with a 18/19/20 year old or 33 year old gavin with a 22/23/24 year old like creepy bleh lmao. headcanoning being weirded out by my boys lol. lol how long this is makes me seem mad (or that i think 30 is ancient! it isn't that's just silly to think), but i must just accept no speaker or listener is like 5 or 6 years of me except caelum lol

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[elizadeeznuts]

There's spoilers for each of the audios I listed, so read at your own risk 🙏

This is also just long from me just rambling about the audios so 😭😭

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1. Cuddly Morning With Your Vampire Mate Gets Interrupted - I KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS AUDIO, I LOVE SAM AND TANK SM THEY'RE SO?!,@?!?@

When Sam went "Make it two" I FUCKING MELTED, POOR ASHER ON THE OTHER LINE BUT LIKE ,!,@*@*@?+

Then after when we talked with Asher about past events, I was on the brink of tears bro. I love the Shaw pack sm bro 😭😭

2. Caught Stealing Your Alpha Boyfriend's Hoodie - This audio is so comforting to me, I really love Angel and David's dynamic they're so cute tgtr 😭😭

I listen to this audio a lot when I need to sleep, cause for some reason the actual sleep-aids on the channel don't work for me LMAO. The ambience of the entire audio is just like a big warm blanket to me 💕

3. Proposing To Your Sweet Werewolf Boyfriend - TBH I love both proposal audios (Asher and David's) but I love Asher's audio way more, I love the idea of a double proposal and this audio is just the perfect way I could imagine one happening.

THE WAY ASHER'S JUST SO FUCKING OBLIVIOUS AND ASKS WHY BAAABE IS ON THE FLOOR AND WAS ABOUT TO JOIN THEM 😭😭😭

IT'S SO CUTE, AND WHEN HE GOES TO GET THE RING HE BOUGHT FOR BAAABE 😭😭. LIKE HE WAS SO EXCITED THAT HE JUST GAVE BAAABE ANOTHER KISS BEFORE GETTING IT UAGAJQEWKW, I'm going to EXPLODE.

4. Vampire Tends To Your Injuries - atp it may be obvious I like Sam LMAO

I really love this audio bc it starts to establish the dynamic of these two, Darlin' gets their infamous nickname 'Tank' here, but also I love the thought of Vincent just getting left alone with two new-bloods makes me giggle 😭😭

Also the fact at this point in time, Darlin' and Sam just barely know each other since it's like the 2nd audio in Sam's playlist, and Sam just drops everything to go to Darlin's place to heal them 🥲🥲

ANOTHER THING, THE FACT SAM IS JUST EXTREMLY WORRIED ABOUT DARLIN BC OF THEIR INJURIES AND DARLIN IS WORRIED ABOUT SAM OVEREXERTING HIMSELF. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK I WANNA THROW UP FROM THE AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN THEY GIVE ME

5. Inversion | All Along - GO AHEAD AND FIGHT ME ON THIS BUT THIS IS REALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUDIOS.

The Inversion arc makes me really shit my pants from stressing over the characters, but the final part will always have my heart on a chokehold because of the reunions.

Just hearing how relieved all the characters are when the Ward went down and the Shades getting banished just jwajishalq.

I especially love the reunion of Sam and Darlin' (yes I am very obsessed with them, shut up) because Sam had to be the pillar keeping everyone up and he couldn't keep his own emotions on display cause of it, so when he just broke down upon seeing Darlin'? I EVAPORATED FROM EXISTENCE, I DISAPPEARED INTO A MILLION RAIN DROPLETS, GONE, DEAD, I DIED.

anyways this just became longer than it should've, I apologize for that (nah I'm not sorry, fr).

Top 5 fav redacted audios GO‼️‼️‼️

(this isn’t a tag game, you see this, you participate)

[seungfl0wer]

Hey! Can I request a reaction for skz on how they'd react to you being cuddly/physically affectionate? (Felix levels of skinship lmao) thank you 😊

I very much love this idea! Im a very touchy person so😂 also you’re very welcome💙💙 ty for requesting! I hope you like it💙

*These are just MY opinions*

*Stray kids reacting to you being clingy*

Bangchan:

Definitely would love it. He’d love how much you’d just wanna cuddle or hold hands 24/7. I feel like especially after a long day it would just de-stress him and make him feel comfortable. Would definitely just melt like putty from any touch of yours.

Lino:

He’s also clingy himself, I feel like he’d love hate it though. He seems like the type to need space but also just crave your affection just as much. He’d probably tease you a lot “baaabe why do you keep touching my thigh?”😂 will 100% whine if you try and stop though.

Changbin:

LOVES IT. He loves having you close all the time. It would make him feel like you’re all his. Especially going on dates how clingy you’d be he’d know no one else would be stealing you away. Would also probably whine if you stopped holding his hand. “You always wanna hold hands why not now”

Hyunjin:

He puts up with Felix all the time with it so safe to say he’s fine with it. He not so secretly loves it. His favorite thing you do is give him back hugs. He just melts into the biggest puddle. He’d definitely think something was wrong if you wouldn’t be being so cuddly.

Han:

Would be whinny😂 he loves it don’t get him wrong but he’d definitely be kinda like Lino “our hands are so sweaty let me at least wipe them” He’d definitely look forward to it when his anxiety is bad. I feel like it’d be something that would help him relax.

Felix:

This boy wouldn’t know how to contain himself. The Clingy couple. Always holding hands, always holding onto each other. You are each other’s shadows. Literally glued to the hip. He sat down but you’re standing? Boys pulling you into his lap but you love it.

Seungmin:

Will in fact tease you all the time. You went to sit beside him? He got up and moved a little down, just to see you move closer. He secretly looks forward to it but he wouldn’t tell you that. I feel like one of his favorite things you could do is play with his hair.

Jeongin:

He’s not super big into a lot of skin ship, definitely probably would be nervous for PDA. Would wanna hold your hand all the time though. He’s another one that would definitely feel like he did something wrong if you weren’t as touchy. Even though he may not like it all the time he knows you do.

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[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

A/N: This was all over the place 😞 I had a vision for it, but it just went out the window. Enjoy though 🫶🏻

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jackharlow Only me and her, I don't care what you heard ❤️‍🔥 📸: urbanwyatt

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yourbestiename MY PARENTS ARE HOT 🥵

jackharlow Not you too calling us parents. But yea we are 😜

allabouttheharlows 🔥 🔥 Y/N, come home the kids miss you 🥵 😋

jackharlow Hey now 🤨

user them girls sitting right 👁 🫦 👁 let me get a turn please

jackharlow Man wtf? What you think this is?

druski2funnny Idk who I want more???? My Jacky boy or miss thangggg? 🤔

yourusername Knowing you, you probably want Jack more 💀

druski2funnny You’re right 😭😭😭

ynupdates Wow mommy is hotttt, I bet she’s a real deal when she does school pick up.

jackharlow Funny you mention that…..

yourusername Babe noooo!!!!!

druski2funnny Babe yess, tell us. Even though I already know what this is about

yourusername You’re annoying, go away!

druski2funnny Maybe wear your wedding rings next time you do school pick up. See Jack, now me, I will ALWAYS wear my ring.

jackharlow 😭😭😭😭😭

yourusername Bubs, if you’re going to be telling the incident, tell it correctly 🤦🏻‍♀️

jackharlow Don’t know what you’re talking about 🤪🤪😏

yourusername Alright, bet…

jackharlow What does that mean?

druski2funnny Ohhh that’s your ass now Jack

jackharlow BAAABE????

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ynupdates Please tell me Jack knows what this song is saying 😅

yourusername I mean 🤫

yourbestiename 💀 Would you like some galletas with your tea??

claysgirlfriend 👀 LMAAOOO

jackharlow Na because I’m about to go on google and translate all the damn lyrics if none of y’all about to tell me.

druski2funnny Ahead of you bro, brb.

yourusername Instigating little shit

allabouttheharlows The guys part says they don’t care if she’s younger, and y/n is singing she doesn’t care if they’re older. If you know what they mean with that 👀 😲

yourusername I thought y’all would have my back with this 💔

jackharlow Now idk who you’re singing that to since you’re older than me but go off 😤

yourusername By likeeee 3 years, calm your little ass down.

jackharlow Still older than me, so go with the guy you’re singing it too.

yourusername Alright, I’m taking my kids with me.

jackharlow NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

yourbestiename & they call us toxic babe

urbanwyatt 🤦🏼‍♂️

allabouttheharlows It’s been 2 days, are The Harlows good? Or divorced?? Lmao

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yourusername Dressed up or dressed down, Harlow’s gonna serve each time 💅🏼

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druski2funnny Serve what? My food ? Because that’s the only thing y’all serving with those clothes on the second pic

yourusername I’M ABOUT TO BLOCK YOUR ASS

jackharlow Te amo 🤭😘

yourusername I love you bubs

urbanwyatt Lmao druski got you there 💀 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yourusername You know what Urb? Go fuck yourself

urbanwyatt That’s what your best friend is for, thanks for that, I’ll keep her for life.

yourbestiename 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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yourusername When you see him, just know that’s all mine 😈

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jackharlow Someone is getting a bit territorial and I’m here for it 😜

yourusername Have to let these females and Dru know.

druski2funnny See I was minding my business and here your ass go bringing my name up. Plus girl, you know damn well he’s mine. He said it himself, we’re life partners boo.

jackharlow 😭😭😭 stop it

yourusername You’re so delusional, I might have to go take you to the doctor Druski

yourbestiename LET THEM KNOW BITCHHH

user Keep the same energy when your other friend hoenitttaaa goes near him

yourbestiename Ok nosy….. if you must know, I cut ties with her when she kept being disrespectful. No go sit your ass down.

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[carletes]

Yk that post you reblogged kinda got me thinking if carlando are this kind of couples that will surprise-grope each other anytime and anywhere just for the laughs? Like they kinda already do it with lando hitting carlos’ b*lls during an interview lmao. Like my friend and her husband, that’s their way of showing affection basically. we will all be hanging out, walking around in a mall and suddenly we hear the poor dude jump and yelp and the rest of us are ‘??? U good?” And he goes “she grabbed my cake!! D:” like they got so skilled in doing it subtly. I can just imagine lando doing it to poor carlos, and if carlos did it back lando..im not sure if lando will have similar reaction or would just be like “i know, i know, i have a nice butt and you’re obsessed with it😏”

I don't think they do in public but around the house it's definitely a game, and the kids HATE it because they'll both YELL like they've been wounded and then just giggle hysterically. Charlie will just slam his pen down against his notebook and scream "I'M TRYING TO DO HOMEWORK"

"heheh sorry sorry hehehe baaabe that was so mean!!!"

"hehehe i'm so sorry baby <3 <3 :3"

especially when lando grabs carlos' butt, carlos does this whole pantomime and it's just. so much. allegra announces that she's emancipating herself. lan screams at them to get a room. aurelia's like "i think it's sweet that they love each other so much still" and the others GLARE at her because what SHE sees now is TAME compared to before.

[faydingrain]

Redacted - Non-Listener OCs

Annnd here are some non-listener characters! Most of which are siblings to the listeners, others just random ones that popped up through a tumultuous series of headcanons. A couple of these don’t have picrews and have actual drawings I made of them that are decent.

Lilia - Baaabe’s little step-sister

- The Sass in child form, Lilia has far too much confidence, and her youth is the only thing keeping her from being the heartbreaker that picks fights at the bar. She loves being with her brother and his boyfriend, and loves to sleep with shifted, fluffy Asher. Even more than that though, she loves teasing her brother by calling him a “Monsterfucker”.

She has a traumatic memory of being attacked by dogs a few years prior, but being near Ash and his therapeutic efforts has helped her work through it. Emmanuel is worried that Lilia’s brashness comes from trying to bottle up her feelings and cope with her chaotic home situation, but he’s not sure what to do about it other than try to be there for her when she needs him.

This kinda came up during the Inversion fic, but she has a tiny crush on Angie.

Aarush Prasad, “Angel” - Sweetheart’s younger brother 

- Chrys’s younger brother. They don’t spend too much time together, but talk often. He works as a stripper under the stage name “Angel”. I don’t have a whole lot on him other than the fact that he exists, since he doesn’t tend to show up much. I also admittedly have a shameless “crossover” OC of mine that he dates for a short time, but that character is from a totally different story.

And yes, I have absolutely thought of how funny it would be if this were David’s “Angel”. I don’t remember how his stage name came about though.

Vivianne “Ava” - Blake’s younger sister

- A powerful dreamwalker on Chrys’s team. Also serves as a flippant, yet slightly sadistic, interrogator. She hasn’t been in contact with Blake for several years, and they weren’t generally too close beforehand anyways. However, as her team delves further into their investigation of CloseKnit, she's beginning to wonder if Blake might be involved. She and her brother are about equal in power.

While I like the “Blake and Elliot are brothers” theory, this character came up through a very strange series of headcanons and I just decided to roll with it, let me live okay-

There is technically a third character that Ava and Chrys are close friends with on their team, but I haven’t really thought on him much yet because I...didn’t really expect myself to commit to making Ava a “character” at all, lmao.

This picrew doesn’t actually come with these colours btw! I took some creative liberties after putting her design together, recoloring some things and made a tiny edit to the hair. My image of Blake actually comes from a specific user on here, so the colours being similar is no coincidence///

Kieran - Chrys and Ava’s partner

This is obviously a future update, but I found a picrew that could do member 3 justice, and I found a name for him! Though I don’t know if there’s ever going to be powers of light/darkness, Kieran’s ability is to manipulate shadows. So he’s a...Shadowwalker? Darkness Elemental? (Since we’re staying away from -mancer terms. Also like the term “Voidwalker”, thanks google.)

Though Kieran isn’t as powerful as his companions, his strength comes from his knowledge of his own abilities. Both parents possessed the same, and have been teaching him how to hone his for as long as he can remember. Thus, he can be a pretty formidable opponent to those who dare cross him.

Despite that, he’s actually a big sweetheart, and is arguably the gentlest of the trio. He’s often the one to remind Chrys and Ava to take care of themselves when they dive into their work too much (or to tell Ava to not be too brutal to the suspects they pull in).

Unlike Chrys and Ava, he doesn’t really have much of a side-plot for himself, and just serves as “the third of the trio”. However, I do kinda want him to meet Lasko for some reason.

Kalila Solaire - 2nd Progeny of William Solaire

- The 2nd princess of the Solaire clan. She and Will met after he approached her in a train station, noticing she was nervous about something and striking up a conversation to calm her down. He decided to turn her after she nearly died in a terrible train accident the same day. After her turning, she’s generally known as the clan cinnamon roll, but seems to have a slightly unhinged side to her.

She works directly under Will, assisting him with many of his daily tasks. I still haven’t decided on her “power”, but I’ve figured that she may have been a Freelancer before turning, hence why she can use different kinds of magic and no I am denying that she’s a mary sue and that I’m bad at writing, lmao.

As of the events of Inversion - Another Story, she has yet to awaken from her coma. I actually have numerous branching storylines with the vamps, but the IAS and Yours in Eternity, My Dearest branch is the one I’m focusing on rn. Maybe one day I’ll write other ones I toy around with. (I have a huge bias for vampires if you haven’t noticed yet aha-)

Ryder

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- Frederick’s boyfriend. They reunited after Fred’s turning, when Fred learned that Ryder was also living in the world of magic. He was confused as to why Briar hated him so much, but they have since worked out their “differences” and the three of them get along quite well now.

He was actually only supposed to be a five-second mention in A Very Merry Rebirthday, but when I wrote IAS, I kinda wanted to connect the fics together, which meant that Ryder would probably be involved. I only have a vague idea of what he looks like, but I enjoyed writing him. His little portion with Xavier in IAS was both unexpected and one of my favourite parts. There were a lot of scenes I wish I could have expanded on or outright added without sacrificing the pacing of the fic, and more time with Xavier and Ryder is definitely something I wish I could have written more.

Maisie Collins - Sam’s niece

- The last time Sam saw her was when she was a baby, but now she’s an energetic young woman. She’s somewhat of an AU character because I’m a dip and I forgot how long Sam has been turned for, but I’ve already shattered canon with a 10-foot hammer, so I’ve been keeping her around.

I don’t have much to say about her (yet) outside of just being a young girl from the countryside. She was kidnapped and tortured by Quinn to taunt Sam and lure Willow into a trap. I have more plans to expand on this little Quinn-venture that’s happening in the background, and actually ties into another fic I really like that someone else made, but I’m not quite there yet...

: ^ )

This was another picrew I made specifically for this post, as I actually made her in another dressup game originally. I tried my best to capture the absolute chaos that was in the og image, and this is the closest picrew I could find in a very half-assed search that could do her hair properly.

Chelsie Morris, “Chels” by some - Kody’s twin sister

- A K-pop lover that is far too sweet to her brother, whom she emphasizes to that she’s the older twin just to annoy him. She’s dealing with the aftermath of an abusive relationship, but still has her life together more than Kody does. She’s also kind of a party girl and loves to go out and have fun when she has time. I’m not sure if I capture it, but she gives off Sorority Girl vibes despite never going to college.

She offered Kody to stay at her place after the Incident™, and is trying to keep him in therapy. She’s fighting her own demons, but is trying her best to be there for her brother and sway him to follow a better path in life.

The Kody’s Redemption Arc series is still ongoing, I just haven’t gotten around to finishing the next few parts. Even though it’s a bit easier now, it’s still hard for me to write Kody and I just haven’t wanted that in my life for a while, lol.

Alrescha

- A sort of AU character where Avior and Stella get absorbed by the Meridian, and this demon is born from their magic. He has vague, hazy dreams where he can hear Avior and Stella talking, but can’t see them or hear their names. He doesn’t know anything about them, but wants to figure out why he’s having the dreams and if he can save the people who seem to have been in danger. He’s friends with Gavin, who’s been aiding his endeavors to find them.

I took some creative liberties with this picrew too, since I already had a specific idea of him in mind from the fic he came from.

I actually don’t really headcanon this character much, since that means Avior and Stella are gone forever, lol. Recently though, I’ve been wondering if maybe this could follow a distant time in an IAS “Cora dies, Huxley lives” route, which is why Gavin seems to be on his own in The Cord. The actual reason he doesn’t mention Cora is because I wasn’t sure how long it would take for a demon to be born after they get absorbed (assuming that that’s even possible...), but if it’s fairly quickly, then hey! Story continuation! Whoo ✨

Giovanni - The Solaire Clan’s librarian

A calm and patient man, he was mentioned in YiEMD a few times. He was stated to have had his desire to tend to their library collection reignited after Kalila began to visit so frequently.

He’s a fairly old vampire, along with his sister, Amalia, who were turned around the same time by someone outside Will’s social circle. Amalia had met a man she fell in love with but didn’t realize that he lured her and her brother into a trap until it was too late. They were both tortured until another vamp saved and turned them, but ultimately wasn’t a good person either, and betrayed them as well. Giovanni killed their maker and vowed to protect his sister from then on out.

When Will found the two, Amalia could barely fend for herself, and her brother was near-feral. However, he managed to convince them to stay with him for a while, and eventually came to the deal to tend to the clan library. It took some time for Giovanni to adjust to the other people that slowly joined the clan, but he eventually became comfortable around them, and loves curating the library for each new face that shows up in their territory.

Amalia - Giovanni’s younger sister, Bright Eye’s Lover

See backstory above.

Amalia is a sweet and gentle young woman, now capable of combat thanks to Will’s teachings. However, unlike her brother who wishes to stay in one safe place, Amalia’s wanderlust never subsided even after everything that happened to them. Once her brother was comfortable enough with it, she began leaving on long trips around the world, bringing back new books for the library if she finds some.

Soon after returning from her latest trip, it was mentioned in YiEMD that she's in a secret romantic relationship with Briar. As of now, Giovanni has no idea that the two have been sneaking out together, since Amalia doesn’t know how he’ll handle the news. Will pulled Amalia aside and spoke with her about it, and promised to keep the secret until she felt her brother was ready to hear it, but did still inform her that he needs to know eventually.

Hestia - Cult leader of The Children of Echo

A somewhat AU meta character, Hestia has been haunted by the voice of our favourite 4th-wall-breaking menace, Echo. She doesn’t know who he’s addressing, but assumes he must be some sort of god-like entity and worships him believing he helps reign over their world. She also believes that her hearing his voice means she’s a “chosen” one, and she must carry out duties in attempt to appease him.

In the fic The Children of Echo, the reader is another such character that can hear Echo’s voice, and goes to meet Hestia to see what her weird cult is all about. She acts mysterious and confident, but is actually rather lonely and struggles with the conflict of whether Echo’s voice is real or something her brain makes up. Meeting the reader gets her confidence back up majorly, with the confirmation that everything that’s led up to that meeting hasn’t been for naught.

I don’t know if I’ll keep this character around in my personal Redacted Fanverse or not. I thought about maybe making her a background character here and there, and maybe she hands out flyers to spread her “message” or whatever at some point. idk, but she’s adorable and I’m glad she got to debut in her own little fic ✨

Lucas - Darlin’s babysitter

Another AU character, this time from the “vamps can have kids and Willow had Quinn’s” one in particular. Lucas is really sweet and soft-spoken, and while I’m not sure if I portrayed it well, he's also autistic. His older sister, which is a part of Quinn’s gang, thought it’d be safer for him to stay with any other group of people, so she left him with the Shaw Pack one day when they were in town. they don’t talk much given the nature of his sister’s association with Quinn, but she cares a lot about him, and thinks their distance is what’s best for them both.

In Branch, Like a Tree, Willow had contacted him to babysit for her, having known him prior through his sister and knowing he could keep her secret. However, with no one else to turn to, she continued to call him over for help. He doesn’t mind though, and enjoys seeing Willow, which is the last remnant he has of his sister, and taking care of her cute little baby.

Kind of random, but I feel like his personal hobbies include baking, and interests include osteology.

Lyra - Lucas’s Older Sister

I do actually have a picrew for the sis too! Which was kind of an accident...but still. Lucas’s sister is pretty brash and aggressive, but has a soft spot for her brother in particular. She and Willow kind of had a thing going before Willow started dating Quinn. I don’t have a name for her yet because idk if she’ll ever really exist outside of an idea and an accidental picrew, but if she’s ever brought up again, here she be.

[UPDATE] ...She has a name now, lmfao. Didn’t think she’d get more appearances, but here we are.

Dana - A ghost from Vincent’s past

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[sincerely-raine]

Aizawa x Reader NSFW Headcanons

Here's the sfw headcanons:

~I can't see him getting horny very often, or having enough energy or time to have sex often either. He'd probably only have sex once every few months unless you were super needy.

~If he's on a tight schedule it might be pretty rushed and not very intimate, but he eventually feels bad for rushing and makes next time longer and more romantic.

~After he's at a meeting or whatever, all shaved and in a suit and everything...we all know you'll wanna fuck him-

~So that's another time he'll have down time to smash.

~Doesn't have a huge preference for positions. He's very flexable so even the most complicated, twisty-turny ones may not make him very physically uncomfortable.

~I see him as a switch. A super hot dom but can also be an adorable sub. Usually plays as the sub when he's too tired to be the dom.

~Willing to try any kink as long as it's not too creepy or weird.

~I think we've all agreed at this point that...

~👏 cat 👏 men 👏 have 👏 cat 👏 girl 👏 kinks 👏

~I can honestly imagine him being super caring in bed. We've seen how fast he can go from a stone cold man to super soft emo boi.

~"Are you uncomfortable?" "We can take a break if you need one." "Are you tired? Do you want to switch?"

~Will lock the cats out of the bedroom both to keep them from seeing anything they might not want to and because privacy.

~No public sex ✋

~Gets all flustered when you compliment him, both in and out of bed. Will usually blush a little and get a few butterflies in his stomach, then try to brush it off.

~This boi is bulk af I mean...just look up "bulk aizawa" and you'll see. So uh, if you wanna smash him you prob might wanna think twice if too many muscles are a turn off for you.

~His dick is a few inches above average and pretty thick, it curves a little bit to his left and has a single prominent vein. He's pretty bushy down there and doesn't bother to shave unless it bothers you.

~Amazing at oral 👌

~Doesn't sext much. If you've been dating for like, 2 years, you've prob gotten a text from him once only saying "I'm horny."

~Speaking of:

~"I'm horny."

"Okay, I'll be over in a bit 💓"

"Thank you."

~Like srsly, with how blunt and direct he is, that's prob how the conversations go lmao

~But if it's the other way and YOU'RE the one sexting...

~"Baaabe I'm horny.."

"Then masturbate."

"But I don't wanna masturbate, I want your cock."

"(Y/N), I'm on patrol right now."

"Then take a break ;)"

"Fine. I'll be there."

~Whenever he wants to experiment, he probably won't mention it until you do, then get so excited he fails to hide it.

~"Hey babe, wanna try vibrator tort-"

"Yes."

~If you ask him to be rough, he most likely would then ask if he hurt you at any point after you climax. If he didn't, he'd be relieved. If he did, he'd feel super guilty, heal your wounds, and apologise atleast 3 times.

~The toys he'd use on you? Dildos, vibrators, basically anything that won't hurt you....

~He gets turned off by any abusive kinks and is too nice to actually commit to them.

~He won't commit to anything sexual unless you've been dating for 5 or more months. He finds sex to be more of an act of intimacy and stress relief so he refuses to have sex with anyone otherwise.

~Since he likes keeping these moments private, he prefers not to share you. Takes a lot of begging to get him to share, if he does share it'll be with a close friend like Mic or Midnight.

~If you have a mutant quirk, he'll prob play with whatever your more prominent mutant feature is. (Ex: If you have a tail, he'll instinctively grab it, but won't yank.)

~Oh and he has a quirk kink too. Unless your quirk is dangerous, use it on him. He'll get like,, 97% closer to cumming.

~LIP BITER. He's a lip biter!

~When he's feeling a lot of pleasure, he'll bite his lip to keep himself from moaning.

~Gets embarrassed when he moans.

~When he cums he'll usually cum inside, if you're a girl and you two aren't using protection, he'll cum on the inside of your thigh.

~Will lay/stand/sit/whatever there for a second to gather his thoughts, then cleans you up.

~After sex cuddles 💗💗💗

[theficplug]

The Way You Make Me Feel

M'Baku x Black Plus Sized Reader

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{This is low-key just filthy M'Baku smut. I'm sorry lmao. 18+ as always and umm. Also this is for my fellow 200+ pounds club girls too. ✌🏾}

Hearing your fiance announce that he was home and immediately go to his office after pecking your lips was a clear indication of a bad day.

You usually don't get more than a casual conversation in until the first six inches of him is snuggled into you.

“I made veggie burgers and some waffle fries love, if you’re hungry. You wanna talk about it?” You ask from the doorway of M’Baku’s office. 

You know that in his country he was a warrior. A man that defended his people with great honor, strength, and braveness.

He had agreed to move to America when your engagement happened because you couldn't bare to be away from your family and especially your mother for so long. His adjustment to the new people, new customs, and other differences was quite difficult for him.

“No thank you. ” He says but he never looks up from the paperwork on his desk. He was less than thrilled with his new job. You knew that he's far more qualified for almost any job/career, and sticking him with the label 'intern’ and having him put stamps on envelopes/file papers only agitated him. 

“This is is only temporary, boo. Only until we can find something better. Just for now. And then we raise our babies in Wakanda. Deal?” You say quietly as you watch his shoulders tense and he puts the pen down before leaning back in the chair.

“Come.” He says and you waste no time padding across the room to him. His large form engulfing you as you sit on his lap and lay your head on his shoulder. 

“Love you” you mumble to him as he massages your back. You let out a sigh of relief as you feel him relax against you. 

“You know that even in my time of frustration. My heart is always with you , right?” He says lowly as his strong hands move down to run his fingertips against your bare thighs. You shiver feeling the goosebumps rise against your skin. It didn't take much due to the fact that you were only wearing one of his old t-shirts. 

It was late at night and both of you slept nude anyways so you didn't bother putting on anything but his old shirt. When you heard your fiance walk through the door your only thought was that you wanted to be with him.

“I know. I never doubt that. I know that you aren't going to be cheery everyday babe. You know that I've got you and we can spend your off day tomorrow looking for something else but for tonight. Let me make you feel better, yes?” You whisper against his ear before leaning up to massage his shoulders over his unbuttoned dress shirt. He sits up to kiss your forehead and slide his hands under your shirt.

You take a moment to strip off his white dress shirt and then unbutton his pants.

You grab his large hands in yours before leaning into kiss him sloppily for a moment. Slowly letting your tongues work together before tugging on his bottom lip.

You slowly make your way kissing down his neck and chest before kissing over to his nipple. You chuckle softly as you feel him shiver when you swirl your tongue around his nipple and suckle it softly before switching to the right one.

You ghost your fingers light down his soft stomach over and over watching him squirm slightly. You feather your fingertips over his erection that's already starting to become constricted against the black boxer briefs. You nip at his stomach and suckle a few hickies into his deep rich hickory skin. 

Placing a kiss to his left hip and then his right before finally making your way onto your knees and sliding his boxers off.

You slide your hands ups and downs his thighs dragging your nails down his thighs and lean in to place a kiss to his balls before licking from the base of him to the tip of his dick. Your hands never leaving his thighs and never breaking eye contact.

His breathing has now become jagged and you can tell the anticipation is becoming too much for him.

"Is this for me?" You ask as you grab his dick stroking him slowly working your hand up and down.

"Always" he says in a low hushed tone waiting for you to finally take him into your mouth.

All 9 inches of him was now standing proudly and started to throb as you take in the tip, your hand still working over the base of him and massaging his balls. 

You never stop massaging his balls as you take the first five inches letting your soft pillowy lips run up and down his shaft. As you hollow your cheeks and work him into your mouth and towards your throat to deepthroat him. 

He scratches softly at your scalp as he grips our hair gently urging you to take all of him. 

"Good girl. You're such a good girl for me aren't you? Look at me." He commands as you look up at him. 

Your eyes are already starting to tear up as you approach inch 8.

You gag softly and relax your throat more breathing through your nose as you reach inch 9. You watch as he starts to thrust slowly letting you adjust and you moan softly loving the feeling of being engulfed by him. 

You use the spit slowly dripping down and massage over his balls as he thrusts a bit faster.

You hear him groaning your name over and over giving you all the praise in the world.

"My pretty fucking queen. My slutty fucking baby. Phefumla (breathe)."  He moans as he massages your jaw before gripping your face in his hand. He smacks your face softly and you smile against him.

This sometimes quiet and reserved man who is always too afraid that he'll hurt you is finally giving you what you asked for. 

"You like that?" He asks as he smacks your left cheek. But of course never hard enough to hurt you.

He pulls you up slowly off of him with a quiet pop and you breathe slowly already missing the feeling of him. 

"On the desk." Is all that he says before standing up and pumping himself slowly while watching you follow commands.

"Yes sir." You reply quickly tossing the shirt to the side and laying back on his desk. 

"Uh- uh vula (open). (Dlala ngayo nditsho ndimanzi (Play with it. Get it wet for me)." He demands while watching you run your fingers over your clit and down further teasing yourself as you close your eyes. Your lips already turned in a pout.

"Yes sir. Please sir, it feels so much better when you do it." You moan as he wraps his large hands around your thighs and slides you closer to him. 

He spanks your pussy repeatedly and held your legs open for him and chuckles softly as you grip his wrist and he brings his hand to his mouth,  licking his fingers.

M'Baku runs his dick up and down your pussy before leaning down to suckle your nipple. Tugging at the brown bud until your whimpering and then moving on to the other as he slowly enters you letting you adjust to him.

He kisses as your neck before fully standing up and snuggling into you as he wraps your thick thighs around his waist.

"You're so fucking pretty baby." M'Baku looks over you in awe as he stretches you out slowly at first and you smile up at him. 

"Shiiittt , you feel so good baby daddy." You whine as he picks up his pace. His hips rolling into you at an angle that hits your spot just right as your eyes roll back. 

"Baku fuck, I can literally feel you throbbing. Bae how are this fucking hard for me" you whine as he grips your hips and begin to pound into it. He loved watching your breasts bounce and you try to brace yourself by holding onto the desk but found it no help. 

Before you knew it he was wrapping his hand around your throat and giving you everything he had. 

"Oooh bae, fuck- stop playing you're gonna break the desk." You half whimper and half laugh as he chuckled lowly with you. 

You were grateful that sex with your best friend could be like this. Even while he's fucking your walls up y'all are still laughing at breaking his desk. 

"The desk? That's what you're thinking of?" He asks as he stops thrusting.

"No sir, please don't stop. Please?" You say to him with a pout as he pulls out slowly and drops to his knees. 

He latches onto your clit slowly working his tongue over it and sucking it before eating you out like it's his last meal. You grip the back of his head letting out a long drawn out moan of his name.

"Permission to cum? I cant-" you were cut off by him simply saying "no". 

The tears fill your eyes again as he stops again. 

You couldn't take him edging you again as he sat up your wetness given a glisten and sheen to this thick beard and mouth. 

"Baaab" is all that you could get out before he's already lifting you onto him and against the wall next to the desk.

You shriek softly thinking that being apart of the 200+ pound club wouldn't make it easy for him. This man lifted you like a feather placing you against the wall securely before lowering you down onto him and attaching his lips to yours. Letting his mouth drown out all your moans. 

"I know. I know, give it to me. You have permission to let it go baby. Are you going to make a mess for me?" He asks sweetly as he kisses the side of your face and neck while fucking into you at a pace that makes you feel like you can't even catch your breath.

You start to feel overheated and dizzy as your orgasm starts to hit you hard.

Your toes curl and you close your eyes trying to brace yourself as he pulls out and you waterfall. 

M'Baku gives you a section to catch your breath before he lays you back on the desk and chases his own. 

 You take him into your mouth again massaging his balls as he stands on the side of the desk. 

His groans are louder as he gripped your chin and let's go in your mouth.

"Fuck." He says quietly as you swallow and you wipe your mouth before he leans down to kiss you sloppily. 

"Sir, you nasty." you say laughing softly

"Mmmhmm" he replies before helping you up and grabbing towels for y'all to clean up.

"Love you." You call after him 

"I love you. Thank you." He says returning and massaging your thighs and kissing your forehead before offering a bubble bath.

[neo-culture-taste]

Subscribe! - I Want a Baby Now

Pairing: Kun x Reader (fem)

Genre: AU, romance, comedy, fluff

Word count: 2403

Summary: A YouTube inspired drabble series where you and your boyfriend upload videos catering to the couple tag.

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The video began with you standing very close to the camera as you adjusted it into position. Once it was sitting how you wanted it to be, you took a few steps back to check how it appeared from afar, and revealed the rest of your apartment's living room with the camera in perfect view of your couch. You smiled to yourself and clapped your hands at your handiwork. 

"Perfect!" The clip changed to you standing close to the camera again, this time so you could speak directly to your audience. "Hi and hello, everyone! Welcome back to my channel! Today I have a little treat planned for all of you. Since you keep requesting over and over for me to make another video with my boyfriend," you said. Screenshots of some of the comments you received from your viewers appeared on the screen around you, "I'm finally giving in. But why not make it fun, right? So as you can see, today," you clasped your hands together and shook them in front of you as you spoke," I'm going to prank Kun into thinking that I want to have a baby right now. I hid my camera inside my bag on this little table thing I have," you said and the accompanying picture displayed on the screen. "So it just looks like I tossed my bag here after coming home from vlogging. Totally inconspicuous." You laughed to yourself a bit maniacally, a little devil emoji appearing next to your head. "Kun's on his way over with some food and when he gets here I'm going to purposely put on a show with babies in it so it won't be random when I bring it up." You stepped away from the camera again and held your arms out wide. "Now let the show begin!"

The clip changed to your boyfriend walking in with the bag of food and then greeting you with a kiss before he set the bag down onto your coffee table. He took the seat next to you, playfully pushing you over with his butt so he could fit next to you and the arm rest. Why he couldn't just sit on the other side, you didn't know. As he took out the food and handed you your order, he asked you what you were watching. Trying to suppress the grin that was threatening to form on your face, you told him the name of the show and then began eating your food.

The video cut to a couple minutes later. You had finished eating your food fairly quickly and Kun had only a few bites left to his. Now was a good time to change the direction of your conversation. " Aw,  it must be so fun to have a house full of kids like that." You shifted in your seat and turned to face him, doing a little bounce on the cushion to add some enthusiasm to your facade. “Hey, babe?"

"Hm?" he answered you with a mouth full of food.

"How many kids do you want to have?"

He turned away from the TV to face you and smiled as he finished chewing. "This show giving you baby fever?"

You smiled back at him, but yours was underlined with mischief. "Maaaaybe," you said and a laughing emoji popped onto the screen. 

"How many kids do you want?" he asked you instead. 

"I asked you first."

Kun chuckled. "Maybe about three or four. I like the idea of having a big family."

You looked genuinely surprised. "Yes! Me, too," you said happily wrapping yourself around his arm. "It's going to be so great. Just think of all the cute family photos."

"And the college tuition."

You rolled your eyes at him, but then pressed your chest more onto his arm. "Let's start now."

"Eh?" He looked at you a bit confused. 

"Let's start our family now," you said and rubbed your hand across his chest. "Put a baby in me, Kun." You couldn't help but smile after that and three crying laughing emojis appeared on the screen. It sounded so raunchy but you needed to say it for the effect it had on your boyfriend--who of which was looking at you like you had just grown a second head. 

"Woah, there. What's gotten into you?" His brain obviously went to the direction that you were on some new bedroom kink. And although it was sudden, he wasn't opposed to playing along. 

"I want to have a baby." You let go of his arm and swung your leg over him so you could straddle his lap. His hands automatically went to hold your thighs and yours held onto his shoulders. "Will you help me?" you asked then leaned in to kiss him. 

Not fully distracted by your sex appeal, Kun was still in a rational head space. "We don't even live together yet."

"Doesn't matter." You kissed him again, it was still short but more heated than the first. 

"And we're not married," he added when you pulled back a bit. 

"Doesn't matter," you repeated. Instead of kissing his lips again, you decided to go for the weak spot on his ear. 

Kun's hands slid up and around your thighs to lay purchase on your ass. "And we're still in school. We're not financially or mentally ready."

You knew this wasn't going to be easy. You rolled your eyes again and let out a sigh as you moved away from his ear, pretending to be annoyed. "It takes months for a baby to arrive. I can move in with you and save all the money I would be paying on rent here. And we don't have to get married right away or even have a wedding."

The camera zoomed in on your boyfriend's face as it twisted into a look of absolute disbelief. "We don't have to have a wed--you have like five Pinterest boards dedicated to your future wedding!" Oh shit, you forgot about that. "And normally the baby comes after the wedding."

"Who cares if we do things a little out of order. I want to start my family with you now." You leaned to kiss him again but he dodged you at the last second by turning his head away. "Whaaat?  Come ooon," you whined and moved your hips a little bit against his. "Come in." You threw your head back in laughter at your dirty joke, but Kun didn't find it very funny at the moment.

He gripped the sides of your hip and pushed you a little further back on his lap. "This is something we seriously need to sit down and talk about."

"We can talk about it after you put the baby in me. Now, come on!" You went to undo his belt but he stopped you at lightning speed, accompanied by the sound of a whip cracking. Right afterwards the video played an instant replay of what he did in slow motion.

"Y/N stop. You might think we can handle a baby right now, but this decision isn't just yours. It's mine too and I don't want to have a baby right now."

"But baaabe--"

"No, now get off me. We can talk about this seriously if you want to but it's not going to happen until much later from now." He grabbed your wrists as your hands tried to make their way to his chest again. "And I can't talk to you properly about it like this!"

"Because your body is telling you to go and make a baby!"

"No! It's just reacting to what you're doing right now! We can go and practice but we're not going all the way until we plan this out for real."

Okay. It was time to try a different tactic. You thought that maybe tugging on his heartstrings a little bit would be able to convince him, so you put on a frown and pretended to get upset. "We don't need to practice or plan because I'm completely serious right now. I've been thinking about this for a while and I can't wait anymore. I want to start a family with you. Do you not want to have one with me?"

Kun's eyes widened in panic. "No, no, no! It's not that!" He pulled you back closer to him then wrapped his arms around your waist. "I do. But just not right now, babe. There's so much we need to accomplish before we have a baby. If we do it now then it's going to be hard trying to juggle taking care of a baby and doing everything else."

"It won't be hard cuz we'll be together and our families will be around to help us." You gasped in excitement. "Just think how excited your mom will be." Kun was quiet as he thought it over,  searching your eyes for any hint of reluctance. You knew talking about his mom would get to him. "Everyone will be so happy and we'll be the happiest." He remained silent. "You'd be an amazing father," you said softly and ran your fingers through his hair "Come on. Have a baby with me."

Your boyfriend sat there in silence for a little bit longer, his hands caressing your back as he thought through all his options. "But..," he finally said, "you're still on birth control. So it's not going to happen now even if we tried."

You smiled at him, thinking to yourself that you'd won. "I didn't take my pill today," you said and put your forehead against his. "And if it doesn't happen now then we will just have to keep trying until it works." You closed the distance between your lips and captured him in another kiss. 

He reciprocated without any hesitation, but once you broke away he had something else to say. "I want to. I really do. But I really don't think this is a good idea for right now." Dammit, Kun! 

It was time for Plan C. You pulled back away from him and scowled. "If you don't want to have a baby with me right now, then I'll go find someone else to do it," you said and got off his lap to stand up.

"WHAT?!" Kun shot up from his seat to stand next to you. "Who the hell are you going to go to?!"

You turned away from him so he would see you smiling. "I don't know. It doesn't matter. I'll take the first guy that wants to have a baby right now since you're so adamant about not having one."

"NOT HAVING ONE RIGHT NOW. NOT RIGHT NOW." Oh gosh, you wanted to laugh so badly. 

You fixed your face into looking angry again and turned back to him. "It's now or never, Kun! I really really want this!"

"You want this bad enough that you'd leave me?" He sounded a bit hurt. You were starting to feel a little bad now.

"I didn't say I was leaving you, just that I would get someone else to put a baby in me."

"THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." Lmao, it didn't.

"Yes, it does. So if you want to be the one to do this with me, then let's go!" You pointed in the direction of your bedroom and stomped your foot.

"Fine! If you want one that badly, then come here." He grabbed you by your shirt to pull you towards him then he kissed you roughly. You giggled against him and tried to pull away, but he wasn't letting up. He curled his fingers underneath the hem of your shirt and was about to put it up, but you managed to break away from him and took a step back.

"Wait!" you yelled through your laughter.

"You just said you didn't want to wait and now I can't wait," he said and reached out his hand to pull you back. But you ran away from him and went closer towards the camera. You reached inside the bag it was in, trying to uncover it, but Kun came up behind you and captured you by the waist, pressing his body against your backside as he planted kisses along the side of your neck. 

"It's a prank!" you yelled. "This was a prank! Babe, look!"

Kun stopped his actions and looked up to see the camera out of your bag and the red light that indicated that it was currently filming. His face went slack and he slowly let go of you. You could tell he was absolutely ticked off, because he then closed his eyes and turned around while taking a deep breath. You stood beside him and continued to laugh at his expense, laughing harder when he shook his head and peered up at the ceiling in an attempt to calm himself down.

"I knew you were acting weird," he said and ran his tongue across his teeth.

"I'm sorry, baby. They really wanted to see you again." You tried to hug him but he rejected and push you away.

"You are not uploading this."

"I have to!" You went to hug him again and laughed when you got the same reaction as before. "I put so much work into it. Don't you think I was a good actor?" He answered you by looking at your face angrily, but he failed and looked away from you again as soon as his smile began to spread. He wasn't that mad at you. It probably would make an entertaining video. He was just super embarrassed that he fell for it. 

"Come find me when you're done playing tricks," he told you and walked away and out of the frame. 

"Aw, Kun! Come back!" He said something the camera's microphone didn't fully pick up, but it made you laugh before you decided to focus it on you. "Well, I hope you all liked this video. I have to go cheer up Kun and make it up to him. Follow me on all my accounts listed below, like this video, and click the subscribe button if you want to see more videos with my boyfriend. But maybe I should hold off on tricking him for a little bit, huh?" You switched the camera from holding it in one of your hands to the other. "Thanks so much for watching! And I'll see you later! Tootles!"

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