#he's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[windamp]

screaming

[sebille]

THAT GIF OF ZENOS KICKING GAIUS

[caberneigh]

I'm gonna go ahead and leave this gem here if we're doing euphemisms this fine day

Lyrics below the read more

Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la With the boink swatter

If I get you in the loop When I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la With the pork steeple, If I get you in the loop When I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo, in the end, know my intent though I Brazilian wax poetic, so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo Foxtrot uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where Put the you-know-what in the you-know-where pronto

Edmund Dulac’s The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam x Dream’s Palace

[mah-t-wordblog]

I just finished watching Jujutsu Kaisen and I NEED TO SAY SOMETHING

this is just me freaking out 😅

1) my favorite is definitely inumaki, like-

OH MY GOD I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY JUST MY GOD THIS GUY HE IS SO AHHHHHHHHH

2) Everybody talks about Gojo, like, Gojo is too fucking hot, but- have you ever trough about…

AHHHHH THAT TOO ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE AND HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

3) I have no idea what's going to happen in the next seasons, but man, Yuta said that Yudi ripped off Inumaki's arm, if he did that I'm going to kill him

[astraystayyh]

to help you through your classes 🙇‍♀️

THEY'RE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 also something about innie this comeback drives me insane why does he look so good in tanktops and the new hair fuck

[soracities]

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

[bloopreads]

he wanted to kiss her sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bad i know it

city lights

summary | wooyoung convinces jieun to leave her games for a late night adventure

circa | august 2024

contains | 1.6k words, fluff, comedy, kinda dialogue heavy

notes | HEY GUYS sorry it’s been so long since i last posted any writing </3 i’ve been working on this for a while but school + work has not been helping my writers block :/ but i’m glad i can finally post it!! stay safe everyone happy topaz month 🫶

taglist | @teezingsiyeon @moonkyeom

The sounds of the bustling city filled Jieun’s ears as she and Wooyoung walked through the crowded street. Without a known destination, all she could do was follow the boy as he led her through the sea of people. The day had only a couple hours left, a dark sky lit up by the bright city lights, but it was clear that the night had only just begun.

“Where are we even going?” Jieun asked, raising her voice over the crowd.

Wooyoung glanced over his shoulder and gave the girl a grin. “It’s a surprise.”

She frowned, narrowing her eyes at him, though didn’t argue as she continued to follow behind him.

After walking for a few more minutes, Wooyoung suddenly stopped in front of a building. He pulled out his phone, quickly checking something before motioning for her to follow him as he walked inside.

Jieun took in her surroundings as they walked into the building, multiple bowling lanes stretched out on one side while restaurants and a bar lined the other.

“Since I had to surgically remove you from my laptop, I thought it would be fun to play a different game instead.” She looked over at him, raising her eyebrows, though Wooyoung just chuckled. “C’mon, our reservation is in a couple minutes.”

As they walked further, Jieun caught sight of the live band playing on a small raised stage in the corner of the room. A smile made its way onto her face as they walked up to the front desk.

“Do you want me to-”

“Hi, I have a reservation for 8:30 for Jung,” Wooyoung told the worker. Jieun’s eyebrows raised, though she remained quiet and watched as he continued talking to the worker, giving them his card for payment and eventually the size shoes they’d need to rent. When the worker went to the back to grab their shoes, Jieun spoke up.

“I see you’ve been studying,” she said, nodding slightly.

Wooyoung simply shrugged, not turning to look back at her. “It’s nothing.” He smiled at the returning worker, bowing his head as they handed him the shoes. “Thank you.”

He turned around and with a small smile, handed Jieun her shoes. She took them from him and glanced inside the sole, eyebrows raising at the fact that he’d gotten her size right. She didn’t remember ever telling him.

They walked away from the front desk, Wooyoung taking the lead once more as they made their way to the lane.

“Have you ever gone bowling before?” he asked her once they got to their lane.

Jieun nodded. “A couple times. My brother and his girlfriend used to take me sometimes with Sunwoo.”

Wooyoung covered his mouth as he let out a small cough. “You must be good then.”

“I’m alright,” she shrugged. “And you?”

“I’ve gone bowling with my family a couple times,” he said. “Us older siblings usually let the youngest win though.”

“Yeah, that’s nice-” Jieun stopped, head slowly raising as she squinted at the boy. “Wait. What are you implying?”

“I don’t know.” He shrugged as he stood up and walked over to the ball rack, Jieun following close behind.

“Jung Wooyoung, are you saying that everyone let me win because I’m the youngest?”

Wooyoung coughed once more in an attempt to hide the cheeky grin threatening to spread across his face, though he failed. He turned his head away.

“There’s no harm in admitting it,” he eventually answered. “Your brother just wanted you to be happy.”

Jieun let out a scoff as she nodded, placing her hand on one of the bowling balls. “Alright, but just know that you don’t have to let me win today. I can do that all on my own.”

“Is that a challenge?” Wooyoung asked, tilting his head down to look at her.

“And what if it is?”

Her eyes narrowed as she stared at him, though Wooyoung held her gaze. A smirk spread across the older boy’s face.

“How about this? Winner gets to choose what we eat for dinner, and the loser has to pay for them.”

Jieun stood up straight and crossed her arms. She gave a single nod before extending her hand toward him.

“Deal,” she said as he took her hand and shook it. “I’m looking forward to free dinner.”

“How’s the food?” Wooyoung asked her from across the table.

Jieun smiled, covering her mouth as she spoke. “It’s actually really good.”

He nodded. “Even though it’s seasoned with the taste of defeat?”

She stopped mid-chew, gaze slowly lifting with a blank expression as Wooyoung grinned to himself.

“Two points, oppa. It was two points.”

“Two points that I got and you didn’t.”

Jieun rolled her eyes lightheartedly as she shook her head.

“That place was really nice, though,” she commented. “How’d you find it?”

“I don’t know, I think I saw it somewhere,” Wooyoung answered with a shrug, taking another bite of his food.

They continued the rest of the meal in silence, enjoying the fancy atmosphere in the restaurant Wooyoung had chosen. How he found out about it she’d never know, but she made a mental note to write down the name in case they ever went back to the city.

When the waiter came around with the bill, Jieun fished through her purse for her wallet. After finally pulling it out, she looked up to see Wooyoung handing his card to the waiter.

“Oppa, what are you doing?” Jieun asked, turning to the waiter. “Sorry, you can use my card instead.”

“No, it’s ok,” Wooyoung interjected. “We’ll use mine.”

“We made a deal though. I’m ok with paying, it’s not a big deal.”

The older boy waved her off, shaking his head. “It’s fine.” He smiled as the waiter handed him his card back before turning to her, shrugging. “The place I chose ended up being more expensive than I thought. Why would I make you pay for it?”

“Wooyoung-”

“Jieunie, it’s ok,” Wooyoung said, chuckling at the bewildered expression on her face. “What? I can’t spoil my groupmate every once in a while?”

“Why’d you suggest the challenge then if you were planning on paying anyways?” she asked, crossing her arms.

Wooyoung just shrugged. “So I could win.”

An exasperated sigh escaped Jieun’s lips, though all she could do was let out a small chuckle as she shook her head. She pulled her phone out of her purse, feeling Wooyoung’s lingering gaze on her as she checked the time.

“It’s getting kinda late. Maybe we should start heading back to the hotel?” She looked up at him with raised eyebrows. He didn’t meet her gaze, eyes fixated elsewhere yet still on her. Jieun chuckled awkwardly. “What? Do I have something on my face?”

This seemed to shake the older boy out of whatever trance he’d been in, as he immediately blinked and stood up straight. He shook his head.

“No, sorry. I was just thinking,” he said, a glint in his eyes that she couldn’t describe. “Yeah, we should probably get back.”

Jieun noticed his voice was laced with slight disappointment, though she pushed away the urge to inquire further. Neither spoke a word as they stood up, wordlessly walking out of the restaurant together.

As they walked back to the hotel, the sound of the still-busy streets filled the silence between them, though it did nothing to stop the churning in her stomach from the idea that she was missing something.

They only broke the silence once they were in the hotel, waiting in front of Jieun’s hotel room.

“Well, here’s your stop,” Wooyoung said, eyes fixated on the door.

She nodded slowly, following his line of vision. “Thanks for tonight. It was really fun. And for walking me back to my room.”

Suddenly, Wooyoung turned to the girl, the corners of his mouth tilting upward in a small smile.

“Anytime, Eunnie.” He reached over, ruffling the girl’s hair. She unlocked the door, sending him a smile as she held the door open.

“Good night, Wooyoung-oppa.”

“Good night, Jieun.”

Without looking back, Jieun walked inside her room and closed the door behind her. She let out a sigh as she slipped off her shoes, running her hands through her hair.

“Why hello there,” San’s voice sounded as she walked over to the dresser. “And where have you been, young lady?”

Jieun rolled her eyes lightheartedly, giving a slight chuckle.

“I was out with Wooyoung-oppa,” she said, taking off her jacket. “We went to this bowling alley place with live music and then got dinner.”

San nodded slowly, watching the girl as she put away her things.

“Did you have fun?”

She smiled as she grabbed her pajamas from the drawer, nodding.

“Yeah, I did.”

“That’s good.”

A smirk spread across San’s face as he nodded, though she didn’t notice as she walked into the bathroom to change.

When she emerged, fully changed into her pajamas, San spoke up again.

“So bowling then dinner. That was it?”

She looked at him curiously. “Yeah, why?”

The older boy shrugged as he turned back to his phone, typing away. “Nothing, just wondering.”

Jieun didn’t push any further, putting her clothes away before turning off the lights and climbing into bed. She was about to close her eyes when her phone dinged, and Jieun reached over to check the notification.

Wooyoung oppa: good night eunnie >.<

Along with the message was an attached image: a blurry close-up selfie of Wooyoung that only showed about half of his face.

Jieun giggled as she opened her camera, sending an equally blurry selfie back before typing out a reply.

Me: good night oppa, sleep well :)

[batfamfucker]

We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.

Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don't.

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[saphizzle]

A break from art to bring you:

unbearably sad beast

[menlove]

honest to god can't stop thinking about this song about jeff bezos by philip labes (link takes you to his spotify). it's such a good example of politically driven folk music.

[theheartneverliez]

B Dylan Hollis greatest one liners warning NFSW

🤣🤣🤣

[ghostsgerard]

cas is gay

[dykerory]

sorry but there's simply not a malewife on the level of joel hammond from santa clarita diet. his wife turned into an undead flesh eating monster and he was like sweetie of course i will find people for you to kill and eat. i love you so much. i'm going to go have a panic attack.

[8512121589]

klavier

[plaguedocboi]

Do ppl realize that Ebinizer Scrooge isn’t bad because he dislikes Christmas, he’s bad because he’s greedy and selfish and pays his employees poverty wages and has no concern whether other people live or die