#he's so memeable

[phantombre]

Uh, oh.

Uh, oh.

UH, OH-

It's him. It's the most him of all time.

So, I know about Jester Contra, and I do enjoy Jester Contra. But my Contrarian decided he wanted a different career path: a magician! To show off his one and only magic trick: how to make the pristine blade disappear.

Apart from Narrator, who is his natural prey, I think his favorite victims friends he likes to torture mess with are Cheated and Stubborn. He knows not to take it too far, though. Stubborn could probably kill him with one blow, and Cheated will plot out his slow, dreadful demise.

I kinda wish I did more regarding Contra's relationship with Hero (I have so many ideas for Contrarian in general). Yes, I know about the ContraHero ship, and while I don't really ship anyone, I do understand where they come from. Especially this one.

Ayo? Austin Powers reference spotted? I personally think it would be hilarious if Narrator didn't know what Dutch people are, but Contrarian DOES.

In fact, a funny head cannon of mine is that Contra is the only character capable of breaking the fourth wall. Not the Narrator, not the Long Quiet, not even the Shifting Mound can do this. Only Contra.

Oh, yeah, I've nicknamed him Joyboy. Partially after [ERR: DATA EXPUNGED] from One Piece (if you know, you know. If you don't...uhh... Look, One Piece is a fantastic story, but it's really hard to recommend it. If you guys want, I can further rant about why in a separate post.)

You know, looking back on it, he looks eerily similar to Willy Wonka. I promise you, that's accidental.

Some other guys:

Narrator

Hero

Cheated "Jack"

Hunted "Frisky"

Broken "Fred"

Smitten "Rome"

Stubborn "Buster"

[eggcatmaki]

POV sleeping with Vere

Redraw of ASMR video by Jojas Makes Videos! Couldn't get the hand blur (traditional art) but I hope it's clear that you are in the Wet Wick & you are about to die (secret secret ending)

[ccstiles]

I was supposed to catch up on my missing work, but then the Alphonse plush meme competition was announced and-

There will be more, this is both a promise and a threat @yuurivoice

[theraggedygirl11]

Taking screenshots during a live always leads to stunning moments, like these ones

And I had to share them

[movielosophy]

Pledge of Allegiance | Zhang Yunlong as Li Wu

[livetogether--diealone]

NAIS CARLOS NAAAAIIIS

[homelanders]

my cat when im in the bathroom for 7 seconds

[poscariastri]

ive been making f1 drivers as tumblr posts and its highly entertaining to me

[housewifebuck]

911 + memes 13/?

[v3lnys]

this is literally the same picture dawg 😭😭

[fuwbuki]

uh oh cringe

[o-i-w-u]

the public lobby phenomenon where everyone dies by floor 2

the first (?) time this DIDNT happen to me was today, where we got to floor 11 then my game crashed <3

[redcallisto]

A buncha my DA2 doodles featuring my Hawke (who's definitely not just my Other OC plopped into the DA universe)

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[hello-eeveev]

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[five-of-cr]

kaz textpost ft. a tiny bit of kanej

[ijustlikebooksalot]

When you check your bank account after a night out