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#LISTEN#I can't even put into words the squishy feeling this gave me#he's sooooooo soft and tender#his eyes lingering closed#even for just a teeny lil peck#from this person who just called him a mess and turned him down#he's soooo lonely#he's so husband shaped#how can you not want to just sit there and kiss him forever#when he does that#the way he looks at her as she approaches too#i'm losing my mind#actually grateful they never showed us an onscreen Ted kiss until now#I would have combusted#I wouldn't have made it#anyway#ted lasso#ted lasso edit#tedlassoedit#ted lasso s3 spoilers#teddy boy#my edit#soft ted
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coups in his new haircut gives me a lot of husband vibes... I just can't explain but like really cocky husband who always shows his spouse their place in the bedroom but other than that is really loving and sweet and just turns into a beast on certain occasion... some strength or size kink included, pinch of mixed praise and degradation,, dawg lord is testing me
coupsie got me in a choke hold 25/8 but I somehow I made this too soft fkdksksla
“Always so confident and sexy,” Seungcheol rasps as he withdraws his fingers from your clenching hole, “but look at you now… all cute and needy. My filthy, little fuck toy.”
You whine as your husband plays with you, the cold metal of the wedding band he refuses to ever take off creating a chilling contrast from the heated warmth of his large hands. He’s leaning against the headboard of your shared bed, peppering kisses along your chest as you sit in his lap.
Just because you’re on top means very little — the urge to grind down on the hard bulge of his large dick underneath you is lost because one, you know it’s better to behave to get what you want and two, Seungcheol’s free hand lays just above the curve of your ass. It’s mostly there to grab and grope as he pleases, but it also serves as a reminder for you to keep still or else a stinging slap across your cheeks will quickly put you back in place.
You’re filled with emotion, running tentative fingers through his newly cut chestnut locks. The two of you have always been an iconic pairing long before you were married, the authoritative power held in your respective careers only drawing people in that are filled with awe.
His “new” look is reminiscent of a boy full of overblown, fake confidence many years ago, the one you broke with sinful licks of your tongue up his dick and the same one you’re now happily in love with and married to.
Some of your oldest friends like to joke about how you take charge in the relationship. Little do they know how the roles have slowly reversed over the years. Seungcheol’s full of real confidence now, the result of learning, growing, molding, and sculpting one another on your individual life journeys together.
It’s that same confidence he uses when he tells you to suck his fingers clean with that smug eyebrow raise and cocky smirk. Of course, you oblige — more than happy to do whatever he asks. There is no way your husband can hide the absolute adoration he holds for you in his eyes even with how harshly he grips at your thighs once he bottoms out.
“Mhm, so full… so big… so good,” you babble mindlessly as he leaves little bite marks across your neck.
“No matter how many times I shove my cock in this tiny, useless hole you’re always so fucking tight.”
You only prove him right, clenching again and again around his hard length until you’re both coming undone — making a sweaty, sticky mess of the bedsheets. The two of you gaze at each other with utter fondness, sharing breathless giggles as the adrenaline rush calms down.
Seungcheol wakes you from a brief slumber as he’s wiping down your body, a fresh blanket lying next to you once the chill sets in. You shyly peek at him when his hand innocently slides between your legs, and he snorts.
“What? All ready to go again, love?”
“Not really, just love you.”
“Yeah? I love you too.”
It’s domestic and pure, the total opposite to how you were just fucking like animals before. But even after all these years, Seungcheol’s boyish grin still sends butterflies fluttering in your tummy and it just might be the best feeling in the world (might even beat out the best orgasm he's given you, who knows?).
Send me a NSFW headcanon and I’ll write a 5(ish) sentence ficlet about it 👀👅
#choi seungcheol smut#seventeen smut#elv <3#YOU. ARE. EVIL. FOR MENTIONING HIS RING AS IF I AM NOT A CRUMPLED HEAP FOR HUSBAND CHEOL WHAT THE FUCK ELV#HELLO#CONSIDER THAT I AM BARELY KEEPING IT TOGETHER#HIS STUPID THICK FINGERS I AM SICK JUST FROM THE THOUGHT#the thought of being a power couple with choi seungcheol i am chewing on wood i am drinking soap i am clawing at my walls#HE'S SO HUSBAND SHAPED#HE'S SO LOVE SHAPED I LOVE HIM GAH#i feel insane i am so sorry for this reaction kjfdsefgjok#please the domesticity at the end i am soft and love filled i feel ill#q: painting with hyunjin
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LOOK AT THIS VASE I MADE IN MY CERAMCS CLASS IT WAS REALLY HARD AND THERE WERE SO MANY RISKS BUT I DID IT AND NOTHING WENT WRONG ITS A MIRACLE (also i know NOW it looks like ferrofluid, but it was actually not the intention from the start LOL) If you're curious as to the inspo + process, it was inspired by this minoan jug on the left! It was made in two parts, and was originally supposed to be sleeker, longer, and smaller spikes but uhh look I'm not very good at ceramics LOL. So the size of the spikes and the more round shape.. already not on purpose, a byproduct of my lack of skill.
There was a lot of waffling on what colors I wanted to do, I had floated Squeakoid colors (white base, colorful spikes), all black, tenmoku (black but breaks brown), as well as half and half.
I decided on black in the end because DARK GOTH VIBES and my teacher felt the shape was so much already that simple black would highlight the silhouette and not be too busy. And that's how in the end it turned into a ferrofluid vase by accident LMFAO
#ceramics#spiked vase#mace vase#my husband said “mace vase” as soon as he saw it#and all i could say was i wish i thought of that first LOL#the mace shape was not intentional as i said so#i had none of these clever thoughts#ferrofluid#someone on twitter said ferrofluid flagon#rofl#people were also saying it's venom as a vase#like eddie i'm a vase now#AND there's people saying it's like harkonnen interior design LMFAO#the amount of references people are pulling is so funny
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got ya
#thsi one was mostly from memory...had to go look for his specific scars/lines...and the shape of his teeth#a doodley#I LOVEEEEE his teeth#can i be paid to draw old men forever#*SPONGEBOB FLYING ICE CREAM TRUCK* THE GENERAL OLD. MIDDLE AGED ISNT OLD.#i gotta get good sevika refs so i can try drawing her soon#i dont think i can selfship with silco he wouldnt gaf about me and 2 lipless twinks interacting...angel loses wings...JDFKSGDKF#and yet in my mind im sitting on his desk rn...#before studying him i didnt realize he had grey hairs on the side burns....** *** ***** *** *****...*** **** *** ******#yes i gave him david's heart pupil and what about it. husbands collide#arcane
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Always stuffing his mouth with something or the other smh 🤦🏻♂️😩
[but i honestly love that Eddie is finally indulging himself 🥹]
#i guess he likes to keep his mouth stuffed#yes this was a thinly veiled attempt at insinuating gay!eddie#i’d like to stuff something else in that mouth#eddie diaz is so loml shaped#that’s my pookie#eddie diaz#buck better watch his back cause i might steal his husband#evan buckley#buddie#911 on fox#911 show#911 fox#buckley diaz family#911 spoilers#911 on abc#911#911 fandom#911 discourse#911 abc#911 season 8#also ryan looks so delicious#thirsting over ryan guzman is a daily thing#ryan guzman#i miss the mustache
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AHK, HE'S SO SWEET I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
🧡 Tungst 🧡 - SFW Alphabet
A - Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Tungst is extremely affectionate, to the point where it could become annoying. If he’s out with his partner, he definitely wants them to sit on his lap. Then he can wrap his arms around their stomach and press kisses against their neck whenever he feels like it. His love language is physical touch, so any point of contact works for him. He just wants to touch his partner as much as possible and be touched in return. He loves holding hands, playing with his partner’s hair, smacking their butt as they walk by, or just a random kiss.
B - Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
I feel like Tungst would be friends with Fives and Jesse. He’s such a flirt, and I could see them meeting at 79’s, sharing a couple of drinks, and then getting absolutely wild together. They would woo all of the lady’s at the bar, dare each other to do stupid things, and then drunkenly walk back to the barracks together. Tungst is a friend that anyone would want in their corner. His passion and zeal are unmatched, and he gets super protective of the ones he cares about.
C - Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Tungst loves cuddles. It brings together his two favorite things, his bed and his partner. If he could lie in bed all day and cuddle his partner he would. He wants to be the big spoon as much as possible, but wouldn’t mind if his partner wanted to hold him instead. He also enjoys cuddles with kisses, so his partner should always be prepared for both, however, if he’s not careful, it might lead to more.
D - Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Tungst has some domestic abilities. I wouldn’t say he’s the best cook, but breakfast in bed is not out of the realm of possibilities for his partner. However, mugs of fresh caf in the morning are definitely something he likes to prepare. Tungst would be eager to settle down with the right partner. He dreams about having a family one day and with the right partner, he thinks he can achieve it.
E - Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Tungst does not beat around the bush, and he would break up with his partner in the most chivalrous manner, face to face with an honest conversation.
F - Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quickly would they want to get married?)
Tungst is 100% committed. It’s part of his personality. He does things all the way or not at all. When he sets his mind to something, he cannot be easily swayed away from it. If his partner ever cheated on him, he would be absolutely devastated.
G - Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Tungst is very gentle with his touches and caresses, but his words can come out harsher sounding than he wants them to. However, there’s no maliciousness in his words, he’s just really passionate about the things he talks about and the things he likes. If his partner asks him a question about something he’s passionate about, they better be prepared to sit there and listen to him talk about it for a while.
H - Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Tungst wants all of the hugs. His hugs are gentle, soft, warm, but also strong. Being hugged by Tungst is like being hugged by a warm fluffy blanket that’s just been pulled from the dryer.
I - I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Very fast. As previously stated, when he commits, he commits 100%. If he knows he loves someone, he’s not going to waste any time, so he’ll just come out and say it.
J - Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Tungst doesn’t get very jealous. He’s a very confident person, and he trusts his partner. If someone is hitting on his partner, he’s more likely to get mad than jealous, especially if his partner is physically uncomfortable with the situation. He’ll walk right up to the situation, put his arm around you, and kindly ask the other person to leave.
K - Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
To be kissed by Tungst is to be kissed by an angel. His lips are so pillowy soft it will make a person melt and forget everything they are thinking about. Tungst will kiss his partner everywhere, but his favorite places are their lips and their neck. In return, Tungst also enjoys receiving kisses anywhere on his body, but a kiss on his neck right below his earlobe will drive him crazy.
L - Little ones (How are they around children?)
Tungst wants all of the babies. He wants to have kids, and he needs a partner that wants kids too, either by natural means or adoption. Tungst is buir-shaped and would be the absolute best father.
M - Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Tungst is not a morning person. He hates the mornings because that means he needs to exit the warm confines of his bed. If he could marry his bed, he would. He just loves to sleep. So, any partner should expect lazy mornings, where getting out of bed is a chore. However, he does enjoy morning cuddles and will spoon his partner until something forces him to leave his bed.
N - Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Nights can go in several directions depending on what he’s in the mood for. A quiet night in with a holo-film and a pizza is probably his favorite way to spend a night. However, if he’s feeling more energized, then a late night at 79’s filled with food, drinks, and dancing is also in his top favorite ways to spend the night. But at the end of any night, he will always curl up next to his partner and cuddle them until they both fall asleep.
O - Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Tungst is an open book. He will tell his partner whatever they want to know. THere is no question that’s too private for him to answer. Tungst values openness and honesty in a relationship, and if he wants his partner to be open and honest with him, then he needs to model that first.
P - Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Considering Tungst is the leader of Phoenix Squad and has to wrangle his “children” on a daily basis, he has the patience of a saint. Every once and a while, they will push his buttons too far and he will snap, but he never becomes violent. He may raise his voice, bang his head against the wall, or scream in a room alone, but he would never hit a soul.
Q - Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
I would say Tungst is somewhere in the middle. He will remember most of the important things and pick up on a few things his partner says in passing, but he won’t remember everything. He’ll pick up on things like favorite colors, favorite ice cream flavor, and things like that which can also be observed.
R - Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
The first time he made his partner laugh.
S - Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Tungst is extremely protective. This man is a guard dog and he will bite. He would go to the ends of the earth for the ones he loves and there’s nothing he won’t do to protect them. Some say he’s overprotective, but he’s already lost one person he loved and was supposed to protect, and he’ll never be ready to lose another. Tungst is the one that once he knows his partner is safe, he will hug and squeeze them until they can’t breathe. He just needs to feel them safe in his arms.
T - Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
Tungst tries his best to be everything that his partner needs. If his partner communicates that they want him to do something specific, then he keeps it in his memory. However, he’s not a mind-reader, so his partner needs to make their intentions and wants clear to him. Tungst also likes to surprise his partner with little gifts here and there. He’s mostly a practical gift giver, but he’ll also buy things like flowers or knick-knacks, if that’s something his partner is into collecting.
U - Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Probably just his affinity for being lazy. Again, his bed is his favorite place and if he could sleep all day instead of doing things, he would. That laziness can get him in trouble, and also the reason why there’s a pile of dishes in the sink.
V - Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Let’s face it, Tungst is attractive and he knows it. He does keep himself well-groomed and revels in his physical appeal. He washes his hair to help maintain the fluffiness, keeps up with his hair trim schedule, and leaves just enough stubble to keep his ruggedness. He wants to look good for all the ladies.
W - Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Tungst is very self-assured. He is a whole person with or without a partner. He knows that his worth comes from who he is and not a relationship. That doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be devastated over a break-up, but it does mean that he’s a very healthy man to be in a relationship with. He knows who he is and he knows who he’s not, and a relationship won’t change that.
X - Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Tungst loves cinnamon buns, specifically the ones that Drip makes. He can’t find any that taste as good as Drip’s, so if his partner is either going to need to get the recipe or make a better cinnamon bun than Drip.
Y - Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
The man hates lemons. Don’t even bring that fruit near him. He will gag.
Z - Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Tungst is a hot sleeper and will eventually kick all of the covers off of the bed. It’s best for him and his partner to have separate blankets so that he doesn’t accidentally kick his partner off the bed along with the blankets.
#oc: tungst#phoenix squad#sfw alphabet#clone oc#oc sunday#ofc sunday#others ocs#blue reblogs#faves#i'm giggling#he's so husband shaped
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Professor Layton and the mf who shat down my chimney
#professor layton#professor layton fanart#luke triton#fanart#my artwork#oc x canon#I got into this game thanks to a friend recently#love my husband he's so shape fr#I tried to copy the “shapeness” of the og style#how the hell do you spell that actually-#the other guy is my silly oc Malik#he's silly too#this is how I cope
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no offense but like ,, if i shared a tent with hawkeye ,, and the evening was settling in ,, and we share martinis and toast to whatever our hearts may long for at that particular moment ,, and he goes and sits on his favorite chair and i sit on the edge of my bed ,, and we start talking and our conversation turns into stupid jokes ,, and all the sudden the tent is filled with his laughter ,, i would simply kiss him on the mouth
#sorry trapper and bj i guess i’m not a fucking coward 🤷♀️#i don’t believe in pining and circling around each other especially when hawkeye is involved#he’s so husband shaped#what who said that#sorry y’all my hawkgirl is showing a little bit#( more than a little )#teehee !!#mash#m*a*s*h#mashposting#mashblr#mash 4077#hawkeye#hawkeye pierce#lgbt#lgbtq
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26 June 2024 Vice Admiral Sir Tim Laurence says Princess Anne is "recovering slowly" and that "she'll be out when she's ready", after visiting her in hospital today. The Princess Royal spent her third night in Bristol's Southmead Hospital after suffering a concussion and minor head injuries over the weekend. 📹: The Royal Family Channel
#thirsting#he is so husband shaped#taking his jacket off was TOTALLY necessary#💯#tim laurence#princess anne#princess royal#my gifs
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I would like to extend my warmest thanks to all the team at Southmead Hospital for their care, expertise and kindness during my wife’s short stay.
A statement from Sir Tim Laurence as Princess Anne returns home following her hospital stay.
#🥹#he’s the softest#tim laurence#timothy laurence#princess anne#princess royal#husband shaped#i ship it so hard
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at least once a day i think of this photo of brett goldstein. the hair? the thighs? fuck.
#brett goldstein#roy kent#in my mouth#please? please? please?#i am gay#he’s so husband shaped#sammie speaks
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local man's idol-husband concept contradicts itself, forced to become your mom instead
#tbzinc#jacob bae#the boyz#useroro#userhaknew#meltracks#wabisarah#tuserchrissy#jacob#tbz#bae joonyoung#*ambiv.gif#sorry i had so much fun with this set like. the third gif. the caption.#also btw he's YOUR mom but he's MY husband. hope that clears things up 😇 (just kidding ofc we can all share him <3 his love is infinite)#like they LITERALLY voted him most husband-shaped member and yet he cant even be one!!! 2nd gif is TECHNICALLY fake subs bc he doesnt#even manage to say it aloud the grammar just implies it KSDJFLDSFJJ poor guy is stuck between a rock and a hard place
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I've been talking about Vox as well as making "the TV is turning ME on" jokes and my partner said "I would have taken you more for an Alastor person" uhhh SIR. within the first episode I mentioned I didn't trust him??? What on God's green earth would lead you to think I wouldn't ADORE Vox?
#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#vox hazbin hotel#vox#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#he said something about why but i dont remember#sir im so thirsty for that tv man#if not husband why husband shaped?
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Wait wait you’re telling me John’s ex left him on his birthday?? I hate her so bad
#sherlock and co#sherlock & co#sherlock holmes#john watson#sherlock fandom#this is so upsetting to me bc? he’s very boyfriend shaped#man would literally make a great partner#I have been saying this for WEEKS#John Watson is dare I say…husband material
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#james spader#carbon black#mr black#mr carbon black#shorts#shorts (2009)#shorts movie#my screenshots#screenshot edit#auuugh he is perfect#i looooove the shape of his body soooo so much#he makes me so feral#on my knees worshipping him#the bazillion things i want to do to him....#loml#husband#daddy
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my husband <3
#I love my evil man#need more jeff content rn#he's so husband shaped to me idc#jeff tremaine#jackass#mtv jackass#big brother magazine
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