#he's so goofy a giant goofball

[mooneln0ne]

Pirate king in the making

[nortsauce]

I love that phoenix is a bit of an asshole like he’s the most character ever

but i will not stand for goofy dumbass pathetic Phoenix erasure.

Bro canonically says “YEOWCH!” when he gets stabbed or hit.

He grabs the back of his neck and chuckles when he’s feeling sheepish.

He called himself “Sherlock Holmes II baby!” when sherlock holmes never existed. A HERLOVK SHOLMES DID

He gushes when something is cute or romantic. “You’re too cute to call you just pearl!” “*actively crying at the delite’s love story* thats so romantic…”

He copies his friends’s mannerisms bc he loves spending time with them. (also bc he has adhd. No this is canon and i’m correct about it no one fight me)

Feenie copies a lot of Larry’s mannerisms

Phoenix copies a lot of Mia’s mannerisms

Beanix has a lot of Dahlia’s mannerisms which i wont look into bc i value my mental health

In the anime he copies Ron Delite when he was yelling and that was so funny

theres more but i always write these when i’m half asleep

He loves to gossip with Maya, (like when gumshoe got a crush)

He loves to argue about pointless shit as well like ladders, which kinda leads into him trying to purposely be difficult bc he thinks its funny

idk i feel like people forget that this is the same dude who got amnesia twice and still went to work (once as his actual job: attorneying and once as a friggin baker 😭😭)

theres a TON of goofy cartoony shit that phoenix does! Yes he can be sarcastic, but he’s also a giant loser who is REALLY good at improv.

Phoenix is just as weird as everyone around him. He’s also a goofball who happens to be a big hater.

[slime-sandwhich-nom]

Anyway I love how Cosmo is not just a goofy stupid incompetent man,

No no, he's far from it.

Yes, he IS a goofball and yes he IS a little dumb but he's actually so many things.

He can drive, he can cook, hell he even went to military school before AND went through training for godparenting which has MILITARY TRAINING, it's safe to assume he knows a thing or two about a physical fight AND he is trained to use his wand in specific ways to grant a variety of wishes, to have great reflexes (both in military school and godparenting) and to have a great resistance and it's not even all, but just by this we can see he's not incompetent at all.

and he's not just a little nice innocent goofball either, he's much more than that.

These two posts (post 1 and post 2, which I love btw.) summarize his character very well, but hell he was pregnant, in the show Wanda makes some adult jokes that imply that her and Cosmo do have sex, both do parties and do get drunk (like in "power pals") and dude apparently he wrote two books that talk about topics that a "dumb incompetent man" shouldn't even know !

(This depends if you count it as canon or not.)

And in terms of personality he's not just nice either.

He can be salty, VERY salty at times, he can be petty and hold petty grudges, he can be sly and smug and shows it in the og, and sometimes he uses his own reputation of "idiot" and pretends he knows "nothing". (Which is the opposite of anti cosmo who pretends he knows everything, which is very funny.)

Like, juandissimo even tells us how Cosmo is "a warrior" and a "calculating and cunning foe" and big hand pointing at the line "Remy, I'm lucky to be alive, he almost turned his hand into a fist!" And seemed genuinely afraid. Like, he is a dramatic fellow but come on, which Cosmo? It's more accurate if juandissimo acted confident and strong towards him rather than scared.

And this doesn't mean Cosmo is suddenly a giant evil manipulator, it's just that he isn't JUST one trait. He isn't just stupid or an innocent sweet little man, he's genuinely a grown adult (NOT a grown child that can't take care of himself like the show later on tries to portray him as) with his own flaws, story and personal traits, and it's very fun to me.

like deep down he's still that funny pilot Cosmo, just put in a more goofy way. At least to me.

[^^^ delusional ^^^]

[aerkame]

Hi, I hope you're having a wonderful day!!!! How would Wally and the others in your Alive AU react if Reader had a coworker or friend that was romantically interested in them? Would they just get really clingy or even aggressive, especially considering they're confined inside the house?

I am! I went skating for a long while outside and got a Starscream model kit to put together later. :) (Short fic takes place in the Alive AU)

Jealous! Everyone x reader

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It started with flowers. One day out of the blue you had came home with a huge bouquet of beautiful roses. Julie was the first to ask where you got them, they were just so pretty! You told them it was from a coworker at the public library, he was really polite and gave you these roses as a gift...you were blind to say the least, not seeing it as a romantic gesture. But the romantic gift did not go unnoticed by your colorful guests.

Poppy told you she was already preparing dinner for tonight which was a relief honestly, you felt exhausted. Two pairs of arms pulled you close for a hug, recognizing them as Julie and Sally, the two hyper sunshines of your life. "Hey there host, we reeeeaaallly wanna show you something!" Julie was practically jumping with joy while Sally let go to grab something, coming back with a stereo to play music on. The two put on a dance that almost resulted in a vase being broken, but Barnaby's soft paws were there to catch it just in time.

"How about we all dance together?" Barnaby gave you a warm smile, he always knew how to warm your heart. Holding out his paw you took hold of it, joining in the dance with the three goofballs.

During dinner, Poppy came up to you with a delicious looking small cake and placed it right in front of you. "I made you some dessert deary, eat up!" You looked down confused "But what about the others?" However, when you looked back at the table everyone had already gone to do their own activities (or so you assumed) and Poppy just sat there smiling. Soon after that awkward dinner Eddie cornered you in the hallway one arm leaning on the wall and the other holding a neatly folded letter with red hearts all over it. "Here you are sweets, Frank and I wrote this just for you." You firmly grasped the paper and unfolded it. It was a beautifully written poem about you. "Wow, thank you Eddie I don't know what to say, this is very well written! I love it." Eddie gave you a small kiss on the head like he always did and the tip of a hat before walking downstairs whistling a small tune.

Later that night Howdy came by the bathroom as soon as you got out of the shower to gift you with the shiniest apple you've ever laid eyes on. You questioned where he got it from but Howdy only responded with "It's a secret! Just know that it's 100% off for you!" You couldn't say no to that goofy grin of his, plus he was just so happy to give it to you! You took it from him with a warm smile on your face... Also because his giant body was blocking you from leaving.

Once you finally managed to get by the giant caterpillar with your new gift you went to your room to settle down and sleep, rolling around a bit in the sheets until you got comfortable enough and closed your tired eyes.

Not even a minute after closing your eyes you felt the bed dip beside yourself and a long arm snaked over your torso. Only one person you know does that. "Wally, what are you doing?"

"I'm just cuddling my dearest host to sleep is all.~" You peeked open an eye after hearing that. He always did this when he wanted something out of it. "What do you want?"

"Nothing at all! You're the most I could ever ask for...buuut since you brought it up, you might as well do me a teeny tiny favor." You rolled in bed, turning yourself towards his chest, you were too cozy to care about the intimacy. "Hmh?" You hummed in acknowledgment.

"Stop talking to Derrek."

You sat up immediately. Not once did you tell anyone who it was that you've been talking to. "How did you-" a finger shushed you. "I know about him, and I want you to stay away. Can you do that for me darling?" He smiled coyly, but really it felt like he was threatening you. "No...Wally I can't just ghost someone like that. Besides we're just friends." The arm around you tightened as you squirmed to get out of your own bed. "Oh I know, but I would really love it if you two would quit talking. I don't think he's right for you."

Your eyes narrowed at him, for once the cocky bastard didn't look so cocky. "Wally...are you jealous? Is that what all of this is about? The gifts, the dancing, the constant cuddle sessions from you and everyone else here?" You watched his body go rigid and his face scrunch up into what was almost a frown. Wow, he's actually kind of frowning for once. That was rare.

"Wally, we're not a thing. Derrek and I are just friends and I don't intend to ever date him. I'm glad you and the others really care about me this much but you really shouldn't worry about my safety." You spoke more softly, finally understanding where he was coming from. The iron grip on your waist didn't falter though and you felt yourself suddenly being forced into a bear hug.

Julie swatted Barnaby's long tie out of her face so she could lean in closer to the door to listen. Everyone else did their best not to make any noise as they listened in.

"Look, if it makes you feel any better I'll just tell him we're nothing more than friends and to keep it at that, but I can't just cut people out of my life like that...alright?"

An audible groan left everyone's mouth hearing that, startling you and Wally both. Silly host, how can you be so blind to love?

Looks like the dear reader doesn't understand just how much everyone loves them yet! Personally I don't think any of them would be the type to hurt you or others EXCEPT for Wally. I think they would probably just try to shower you with their love to make you like them more...however, if you are straying too far from them they may need to find a way to make you a permanent resident at the house, just not at your house. They've got a nice place just for you back Home.

[dolliestfairy]

𝐹𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝐹𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑦𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑒╰🎀 . ִ ۫ ⁎ .

Gojo, Nanami, Sukuna, & Megumi with Chubby!Fem!reader who is a Fashion Fairy ᮫ׅ ๋ 𝆹 ׅ╰🧚🏻‍♀️ . ִ ۫ ⁎ .

🧸 A/N : hey hey i'm just done taking a break for like 2 days so now i'm back writing again hehehe :) also i forgot to make the pt 4 of the baker series with gojo, but i already put him in here so i'm just gonna post this first, and then maybe i'll post the baker series pt 4 later. tysm! if you like my writings, please reblog & feedbacks me! ty!.

🧸 Warnings ; genoside mentions & murdering attemption include, Mocking/bullying (not from the jjk characters) and maybe some misspelled word. reader skin color is not announced.

Gojo ʚ ₊˚ ᥀

• Yuhh another fashion-enthusiast 👸🏽👓🤏🏻

• love your style so much that he sometimes buy clothes that match your style.

• really support your ethusiasm over fashion!

• every week after he had done his training or mission, he goes to where you lived, knock the door at your house, and ask you "Y/N lets go shopping tonight~!"

• if you refuse he will be a pouting baby, whining over everything. but if you accept him, this goofball will be Over the Moon 🌙🌬

• like, after you accept his invitation, he will goes to tell his happy news to his friends and his students in a rather exaggerated manner.

• Yuuji, Megumi, Nanami was exhausted at this point, hearing gojo mumbling "She accept it!" over and over again, at this rate they dont even know if this was a blessing or a curse.

• so mother fucking proud having you as his S/o. always mumbling and bringing it to others. but if some lowlife starting to mock you, he's going to act like an annoying offensed teenager saying "How could you say/do that to the love of my life!?" but... if that lowlife is taking it as far as wanting to hurt you or endangering you, well i suppose they're gonna have to encounter the Horrifying side about Gojo Satoru (although he'd still be in his Goofy attitude 💀)

Nanami ʚ ₊˚ ᥀

• didnt mind it, in fact he really love it, but he just doesnt show it too much.

• we all know Nanami is some sort of stoic person, so its not so surprising hearing this. he really really love you, and would die & kill for you. but he's a Man that doesnt really show it out loud.

• he's showing his love with how much he want to spend his time with you.

• one of his favorite part is that, he really love seeing how confidence you are in your beautiful clothes & jewelry.

• theres nothing more entertaining for him than seeing you compliment yourself in front of the mirror. he really love seeing you happy, and he would want to keep your confidence forever.

• but theres a time where some pest trying to somehow.. trying to.. lower your confidence. trying to.. make you uncomfortable about your own self & body.

• and if nanami knew that his beloved s/o is getting mocked and look down by some pest, he's going to go straight to their home, knock at their door, and lecture them with the wisest yet cruelest words you could ever imagine for 5 hours straight until that pest is become a crying mess and begging for mercy.

• after he done with those pest, he's going to a gentle giant to you. he's gonna try to make you confident about yourself again.

• what do you need? cuddles? food? more dress? more clothing? jewelry? hair accessories? no problem, its all for you.

• Would kill for you if that means he can see you happy and being comfortable with yourself again.

• and that's just how Nanami Kento show his love and devotion for you in his own way.

Sukuna ʚ ₊˚ ᥀

• oh my god this man.......

• he looks like a dilf but i'm telling ya this man is aged MORE THAN A 1000 YEARS OLD. so i'm just telling it may not go so well.

• he sometimes think millenials opinion and choice about their style and fashion are weird, but its not like he cares about them.

• hell he's the King of the curses! why would he cares about mortals fashion anyway? *pfft*

• but its all change when he meets you, the love of his life although he'd rather cut his tongue out than calling you this lmfao

• oh how he looove the the colors you put outside your skin, how they compliment your curves, giving you the best look, and the confidence. yes.. the confidence 🙌🏻 the way you compliment yourself in the mirror, also the way you gave zero fuck about some people who want to take down your confidence.

• but that doesnt mean that people can just get away. you may used to it but sukuna was far from it. he's going to go to that fuckface place and take their lowlife lives.

• he may even go as far as planning a genoside if it means keeping you safe & happy.

• but we all know he's a major tsundere, so he only would-to-never admit all of this at all.

• he probably would admit this in the most confusing way you could possibly imagine.

• but again, thats just how he show his love for you. he would kill for you, and he would even start a genoside if its necessary enough to keep you safe & happy.

[my-own-walker]

Peter Maximoff When Reader Is Upset - Headcanons

note: this request is from @monstermash1701: “can you do a peter maximoff headcannon when the reader is stressed and depressed? Like your kyle one :)” thanks!

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His super speed comes as an advantage here.

Peter will rush around retrieving any item that could make you feel better. He’s a grab it all kinda guy.

It doesn’t matter what you actually need, he just I’ll grab 40 more items just to be safe.

Because he’s so damn fast and because he can and because he wants to help you.

Example: you just need water, he’s gonna grab you water, Gatorade, crackers, chips, a stuffed animal, actually a few stuffed animals, a blanket, a pillow, etc etc.

He’s a total sweetheart tho. It hurts him to see you upset so he will act goofy to try and get you better.

His love language is making you laugh. He pulls out all the stops just to make you crack a smile, even if it’s just a momentary smirk.

Anxiety attacks are different. He actually slows his roll for once.

He’s usually very jovial, laughs a lot, moves and lives in a fast paced world. But when you’re panicking a calm maturity overcomes him.

He will hold you until you’re okay again. He makes sure the world practically stops for you until you feel better.

He’s overall just a giant goofball that wants his love happy.

[hadopelagian]

tbh I don't get when people call darcy too goofy slash not properly sinister like. the goofiness is the sinisterness. it's not like andrias where at heart he's a giant goofball even when he's doing evil things. darcy is wearing marcy's face and imitating her quirks and goofyness but it is not marcy and is only pretending at being her, and to me that's what makes darcy so creepy. seeing an entity so decidedly not marcy inhabit her body and mimic her traits is infinitely creepier to me than a generic sinister villain tbh.

[the-frizzle-fry]

Reading the chapter now. From the title “Being Free” I already think this chapter is gonna have weight to it. I’m typing my thoughts down as I read because I don’t always remember them. Let’s go.

Bro Yamato looks so goofy I like her like that better. She just looks less sexualized maybe.

Rebecca looks pissed. Like I know that’s Leo’s gag but it must get annoying. Hahahah

Fuckin kid Doll calling adult Bonney a bitch is peak Oda humor so is Bluegrass cuz you’d think she’d be happy younger.

A chef on the giant pirates is perfect. At first I thought it was Ramen Kempo guy Wanze cuz of the design. But god I mean Nika damn that’s a beastly crew

Luffy out here confirming again there’s no Nika or Joyboy inhabiting or reincarnated in him. Yes people’s wills have been passed down just like Whitebeard said. Just like Sabo did.

EVERY DEVIL FRUIT USER HAS NIKA IN THEM. ITS JUST COMPLETE FREEDOM. Just like anyone can be a D.

OH MY NIKA ODA DONT MAKE ME CRY!!! Ya did good Kuma. Fucking amazing close on our golden boy. He saw his daughter be free.

Freedom is that heart beat. Look at the giants acting a fool in the face of danger. Just like Luffy. Nika lore dropping at Elbaf. He was a goofball who liked to have fun. Just some dude who helped people.

Been saying it since Zunesha, but him n the ancient iron giant only recognize Luffy as Joyboy is because of the Nika heartbeat. After Zunesha recognized the heartbeat, then saw it wasn’t actually Joyboy he said to trust in this boy not trust Joyboy. I guess we’ll see if it’s the same with Big Ole Roboboy. If he’s like wait your not Joyboy but you feel like him.

The marines comment has my dying. Hahahahah! I think we all kinda expected this but it feels better than I thought. Hahahah!! Didn’t Oda draw other characters in Nika form too?

[paragonrobits]

favorite take on Grimlock's robot mode that I don't actually see done much; he's honestly kind of fucked up looking somehow

like, his body is disproportionate in terms of general art style. He's HUGE, and he looks kind of... wrong. Like he's got too much bulk crammed into a body plan not designed for it. beastformers might look weird in general but he has a bad case of it; maybe he looks like a hunchback, with his beast mode head and torso all crammed together into a massive torso that looks almost bloated, or like something screaming and grinding against itself when he moves

arms too massive to make sense on his body, too long, the legs of a t-rex reworked into humanoid arms that seem too gangly to move right, and his legs are just as absurdly bulky. He's huge and its in a lot of really weird ways.

he's not exactly threatening looking. Oh no, he just looks kind of silly. Oafish, even. A big lumbering giant who probably can't use most standard issue weapons because he's too big for them, or his body proportionated too awkwardly for them. His optical visor looks like its stuck in a permanent goofball expression; if he doesn't wear a mouthplate, he looks like his jaw is a garbage compactor a few sizes too big.

He looks too silly to be taken seriously. Until suddenly, he's not playing around anymore.

And then you see he's fast; nothing that big should be that fast, is the last thought of a lot of Decepticons before they're violently torn limb from limb. And then it turns out that those big goofy jaws still have a ton of power behind them, and he can BITE things into pieces without even assuming his beast mode. Those big awkward digits still end in massive claws, and he can tear things apart with his bare hands.

And all that bulk isn't just his massive beast mode configured into robot mode and not compressed; he has a truly terrifying amount of robo-muscle, and he knows how to apply it effectively. And you realize that the big lumbering brute moving with so much unexpected agility and even grace is swinging a massive sword around with the kind of technique no one expects a monster like that to know.

And you realize that he looks silly, he looks goofy, he looks stupid. He might act goofy. He might not care if he looks like an oaf and acts as silly as he dares. But he is not stupid in the slightest, and you see his optics glaring at you, and you realize; this is a smart Autobot. This is a very, VERY smart Autobot who's been thinking two steps ahead of you the whole time, and counting on the fact that you'd look no further than his silly mannerisms, and his weird bulkiness, and his bizarre design, and you wouldn't take him seriously.

Most people don't. Optimus Prime does, though. So do the other Dinobots (a name, you suddenly realize, could translate as Terror Autobots), and many of the beastformers amid the Autobots that respect him as an icon, and oh, so many Decepticons. Megatron fears him taking the field, and suddenly, you understand why the most feared tyrant in the universe would rather retreat than fight Grimlock one on one.

He's scary, he's goofy, he's a bizarre-mish mash all at the same time, and suddenly you have cause to wonder: how much of this was him fucking with you the whole time on purpose? And he just abruptly stops, laughs at you, and leaves without further comment.

(Basically I'm saying my favorite Grimlock design is this one by Don Figueroa; i tried to find a proper source but unfortunately it was originally posted on his dA account, which was deactivated

[storiesforyou92]

Now, let's get into these characters!

But first.... Lore!!!!

In this universe, the story of the five begins with Erratas, a giant (literally) inventor who stood as the beacon of knowledge, for decades, he wanted children... So he decided to build children.

With ethereal power and stones, he created golems- Four Golems who represented branches of knowledge, Music, Art, Science, and History.

He cared for these Golems deeply, but In the land of Wysteria... It was far too dangerous for such you beings.

Erratas knew this, and using DNA from his closest acquaintances to create human bodies for the golems (in the forms of infants for now), having their true forms sealed into four medallions. However, their transformation wasn't perfect, Groger still had stone in his skeleton... This results in him being very durable and quite strong.

After that, the infants were sent away to Grovewood where they were separated for their own safety. The four now human golems were raised by figures of said branches that the medallions embodied. (Tina with composers, Groger with Historical figures, Stella with Artists, and Edvard with Scientists.)

Now where does Quinn fit in??

Erratas entrusted a man named John Lasvender to separate the infants and protect them. Lasvender knew he couldn't live forever, he was already old at the time, so he created Quinn- A sentient suit of armor made for battle against physical and ethereal beings that posed a threat to the teens. Lasvender spent decades perfecting Quinn, and Quinn wasn't the first, there was a prototype named Cavalcade, however he died during testing, before death, Cavalcade and Quinn were close, they were brothers- Cavalcades remains placed were placed into a pocket watch that Quinn carries always.

Now currently, who are the teens.

We have Bubbly and cheerful Tina- She holds the music medallion. She's the morale booster, the peppy one, she loves music, candy, and just putting a smile on other people's faces! However her extreme emotional state goes both ways so when she's sad... She is SAD. In the image, she's the girl doing the peace sign.

Next up is Groger, He's the big dude with the green vest and red tie- He's a gentle giant, his hands could crush someone's skull, but he has a heart of gold, he's the most fatherly of the group and he's also the leader, keeping the teens in line. He has the history medallion.

Then we have Stella, the rebellious artist with an extra kick to her step. She's creative and spunky, and also quite stubborn. She loves the punk aesthetic, that's her style. She's the one with brown hair obscuring her eyes. Obviously she has the set medallion.

Next up is Edvard, cold calculating Edvard. He's the smartest person in the room as he has the science medallion, but he's also the coldest- No one knows why he's the coldest... He's aloof. Despite not showing it, he's the closest with the group, other people he doesn't know hardly get a full sentence from him. He's the short dude who looks tired, shortest of the cast. He's the oldest of the teens, being about 20 years old.

Lastly is Quinn, Quinn is a mixed bag of emotions and actions. He's unpredictable- He can be silly and goofy at one moment and completely serious the next, He's the tall brown armor who wears a red jacket. He's the most knowledgeable with combat and weapons (his ethereal knowledge comes from the pocket watch, his brother shares information with him to this day.) He's a goofball, a very combative goofball. He's very protective of the four teens (obviously) and not afraid to use force if deemed necessary. He's the oldest of the group as a whole, being in the 50s-60s age range.

That's about all we have for this post, want to learn more, keep an eye out! Thanks for reading!

[whenjustdancehitsdifferent]

The secret identities of the heroes... revealed!!

Do you want to know the secret identities of the hero coaches? Well, you're in luck...

Warning: this is absurdly long so I'm putting in a cut

Okay, I know I already talk about this one a lot, but I'm going down a list here so I had to include it. Y'all are lucky this blog didn't exist yet when I put this together, it was genuinely all I talked about for roughly two months straight.

After a couple decades of doing dutiful hero work, Kem moved to Sun Horizon with his fiancee Lillesol, fulfilling their lifelong dream of retiring to where everything was slower, quieter, and warmer. (That's why it doesn't really look like him - he's significantly older in Baby Zouk, but the fun lighthearted attitude and the pool-themed powers/dancing on a beach parallel would match up!)

I can explain, listen - the lobster is a mascot suit, for a restaurant, and his day job is dressing up and entertaining people. Think like...if Red Lobster had Chuck E Cheese style characters. It started as a summer job for him in high school, and the cool hairdo is what inspired him to make big hair his gimmick. It's just goofy enough to work for Just Dance logic, okay? He fought a giant spaghetti monster canonically, anything goes.

Dahlia's avatar quote is "art is more comforting than ice cream - it helps me break free!". Which seems like odd phrasing...until you remember that Break Free is the name of another routine. The hair and makeup stylings look suspiciously similar too, so I will insist on this forever idc this is one of those ones where Ubi could break into my house and tell me I'm wrong and I still wouldn't believe it

Brown hair and cheesy 80s music? Yeah, that's Mister Overload all right. Better not to ask who the girls he was with in Careless Whisper alt were - even heroes can find themselves in situations...

Curly dark hair, left is of course significantly brighter but she still wears a bold blue color and they're from the same game and...y'know you're just gonna have to trust me on this one.

Do you ever just...call something as a joke, but then it kinda sticks? Yeah...I was going down the list of blonde coaches, put this together as a joke, but then it actually started to click with me and now I'm obsessed with the concept. Send help

Bonus: the "neutral" coaches!

It's the heart locket that does it for me. I know the purple hair isn't quite the same shade, but that is her.

They just have a similar attitude of being a badass, and Super Bass has lighter greenish streaks in the hair too even if it's hard to see...but more importantly the idea that she and Eteria had some big spat that Rosaria was just sitting on the sidelines of just casually watching with a bucket of popcorn is just too funny, I'm sorry.

Rosaria's hair is light with dark at the bottom, and Stop Drop Roll P1's hair is the opposite. But it's still similar enough that I noticed like "hey, wait a dang minute"...

These two aren't really confirmed to be on either side either and if anything are more likely to be sketchy, but it feels weird to leave them out when I know stuff so

It's the hair, it's the red hair. But it's also the fact that Happier Than Ever canonically knows Dahlia, who as I mentioned earlier is like totally Break Free, so maybe they met because they worked together on something.

Idk, I'm probably not the first person to notice the similarity, but two pilots in the Danceverses that are goofballs and wear pink? Nope, more likely to be the same person.

And this is just straight up "the two heroes are the same hero" but close enough

Their color palettes are almost completely identical. Just looking at them side by side, it seems obvious to me that there's a correlation.

[farmfreshboys]

Modern Family forgot about Luke

As a youngster, he was a chaotic sweety—like the whole thing with Walt. He saw someone who was ostracized and went to make friends with him. That was the Luke they set up, his father's best friend and a fun-loving absolute goofball. I think as he grew up, they didn't know how to write a teenager (and by they I tend to point to the production team, I am hesitant to blame writers for anything because of how dismal the environment is for writers and I know that their choices are subjected to things outside of their control like the production and direction, etc) outside of Haley and make different than Manny. Like Luke had such a distinct personality as a kid (side note- the way they wrote him to be neurodivergent by sighting real symptoms that are also consistent and canonical and then just dropped him, smh) but as he grew up they completely got rid of his personality. Yeah, people change as they mature, but everything that made Luke Luke was struck. What was left was a kind of awkward fluctuation between him being a bump on a log that occasionally makes a comment about boobs and being a part of his dad's storyline. There's no solid consistency because they forgot to give him any personality.

It could have been interesting to show him being/becoming a "Dunphy Man" like his dad and his dad's dad and feeling social pressures from school. I have brothers—I know that teenage boys can go through bump-on-a-log days, but they can also be so silly and goofy like Luke was set up to be. They played around a little bit with him feeling inadequate following his sister and not being book smart, but there was so much more they could have done with that/taken it. It would have been great for the people in his family who were written to be so unnecessarily cruel to him for no reason to see him maturing more like Haley and showing more emotional depth and other forms of emotional and practical intelligence (or even artistic intelligence/talent for that matter, they made him so creative, made him love dancing, gave him a beautiful voice and for what?).

I would also love to see him and Alex work to mend their relationship or grow a relationship at all or just be a character instead of a prop—have him interact with characters he doesn't usually like Gloria, Mitch and Cam. I don't know, but I feel like his whole character was a giant missed opportunity.

Thanks for letting me rant about my hyperfixation. :)

[cigarettemother]

Hey here's my GW2 characters that I leveled and then never touched again

It's a real problem I just want to make creatures but then I have to level them to unlock specs and then I have to make them look pretty and then I probably delete them because I don't actually vibe with them anyway here are the ones that survived (so far)

It's all very rambly I've never written any lore down and I don't know how to structure things.

Meemie Grimsnarl

I forgot Pokémon existed fuck you I like the name it fits. She's named after a spicy bobcat on TikTok who I love and I love her so much Meemie my beloved. Grim-Warband, she snarls when eating.

Ariana Grounde

I love the gays and the gays love me shoutout to my brother Frankie who is gay!

Tealin Briar

I DIDN'T KNOW OK? I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SCARLET. Anyway

Old main, semi-dropped just because I couldn't really get into her as a character again. I like her, I'm just struggling to make her personality fit with everything going on around her as commander. So she's no longer commander and in the middle of a full rewrite so uh this will be fragmented I don't know how to make the pieces fit anymore.

Grew up as an orphan in Divinity's Reach, has always been a bit "prickly" so the other kids called her Briar (see I had a reason) a name she officially adopted as an adult.

Really wanted to get into the mesmer collective her whole life, she's been motivated to "prove them wrong" despite not really knowing who she's proving wrong. Was accepted into the collective after HoT and quickly discovered it was kind of shit and not her kind of thing at all. But she's a shining blade now?? I haven't figured out the how yet but y'know she's one of those schemers with unresolved anger.

Due to the rework I have no idea how she lost her eye, it was originally during PoF but idk anymore.

She's just a prickly bitch that fought her way up the social ladder only to realize it was boring at the top.

Nora Fischer

The new and improved commander. Norn adopted by a human shipwright-family, grew up comfortably in Divinity's Reach, was the biggest girl in the guard. She's a big believer in both the spirits and the human gods. Have some headcanons about Norns being more bestial so I'm thinking she has a faint snow leopard pattern on her back/arms/legs and scared a lot of drunkards on her night patrols with her night-time laser eyes.

We joked about Nora attending a lot of social gatherings with her parents where they served itty bitty portions of food and how as soon as they got home her parents would release her like a dog and she would bolt down to the basement to feast in the dark. So she's a prim and proper lady but with a silly goofy feral side to her which they've had to adapt to as she grew up.

We also talked about how she attended her first Norn moot with her father and how she would have so much fun while her father was sidelined with a giant fur coat feeling very out of place but also reassured that his daughter would do well in life if she could excel in a chaotic situation like this.

She's also lesbian I don't really give my characters a sexuality but idk playing her she's just lesbian she just is that's just Nora over there crushing on the pretty girls the big femme top looking at the girls.

Idk I have more of a vibe for her I like her a lot she's a goofy gal from a family that loves and supports her. She's a goof because she's not a goof which makes her a goofball I like her a lot she looks like any prettygirl norns but in my head that's what makes her a goof. Again, I don't write down lore I am very much a vibe-based person.

Tiberius Marrowfed

One of the cooks in the Fed-Warband a warband all about supplying the front lines with nurturing slop. He's an alright cook but his specialty is drawing out every bit of flavor from bones. Permanent broth-duty.

Pirietta

@hookhound and I made "leafbians" for HoT. One day we'll do it but for now I'm having fun rolling on the ground with Deadeye. Pale Reaver? idk she's a bubbly girly assassin.

Mjollfrid

Bro I was like 15 now I'm just keeping the name to spite people who are weird about Norns.

Bruh Brofist

It's technically a valid name. I play him when I get knocked on my ass too much and I want to experience the highs and lows of flamethrower stability. He's all about building people up and yelling.

He's also canonically had straight sex with Orelius Hingejaw (because Bruh only has straight sex because he's straight)

Fhlizz

She's a freak a wildling a menace a creature in the truest sense. She has no loyalty to anyone but herself and her "friends" she has liberated from pet owners (they didn't feed them junk so they're better off with her because she let's them eat whatever they want). She has standing bounties in every major city but because of her destructive impact she and her friends have on whatever annoys her most cities (not black citadel) will simply send out scouts to observe her. She did a lot of accidental interference during Zhaitan's invasion just from being a roaming lethal anomaly.

She stole Tomme's dog. Chaotic Neutral. Uneducated.

Peasant Paul

He is just a normal dude. Does not fight.

Tusplha

Newest girl who knows how long I'll keep her. Tusplha is a schoolyard bully, a mean girl, a real stuck up self-centered brat. She's stolen credit for several projects and knows how to shut people up.

Etta Ashtender

She's in the danger zone. idk she tends ash?? I like the name.

Alice Volkhart

The reason I have decades devotion. I hate her name but also it's a good memory of being excited for the release of GW2, I would read the devlog every week up until release. Simpler times has exactly ZERO lore.

[princesssarisa]

Sleeping Beauty Spring: "The Sleeping Princess" (1939 Walter Lantz cartoon)

This 9-minute Technicolor "fractured fairy tale" was produced by Walter Lantz, the creator of Woody Woodpecker. It comes from a series titled Nertsery Rhymes ("nerts" being an old slang word for "crazy"), which seems to consist of just two cartoons, this one and a version of Jack and the Beanstalk. As Sleeping Beauty adaptations go, it's far from high art, but but it does have silly charm.

At the beginning, we meet four fairies who live together in the clouds above a rainbow: the Fairies of Wealth, Beauty, Wisdom, and Destiny. "They were all very beautiful... twenty years ago," says the narrator; now they're aging, rubber-limbed, bulbous-nosed goofballs. But they still share a happy life of music and dancing. That is, until the little princess is born in the kingdom below, and when the mailman delivers the fairies' invitations to the castle, Destiny's invitation accidentally slips under the rug by the door, without anyone noticing. Thinking she wasn't invited, Destiny is outraged. So after the other fairies give the Princess their gifts of wealth, beauty, and wisdom (instantly draping her cradle in silk and pearls, changing her from an ugly baby into a cute one, and making her able to talk at one day old), she curses the girl to prick her finger on her fifteenth birthday and fall asleep for a hundred years.

Fifteen years later, the big-eyed, noodle-limbed Princess finds Destiny disguised as an old woman with a spinning wheel. At first her response to the offer to try spinning is a flighty "I don't wanna." But when Destiny begs enough, and shows her the book of Sleeping Beauty that outlines what she has to do, she finally pricks her finger and plops onto a bed, telling the audience "Come back in a hundred years, folks, and see me wake up!"

One day, a hundred years later, the fairies finally discover Destiny's invitation under the rug. Destiny is more amused than remorseful for what she did, but she still resolves to set things right, and makes a magic wish to send the nearest prince to the castle to break the spell with a kiss. Unfortunately, the Prince (voiced by an uncredited Mel Blanc) is a scrawny, clumsy, giggling idiot who makes Disney's Goofy look dignified, and is overcome with shyness and hiccups when he arrives in the Princess's tower. But Destiny's magic transforms him into a "handsome" parody of a swashbuckling matinee idol, in the vein of Douglas Fairbanks or Errol Flynn. His kiss then wakes the Princess, who is thrilled by the sight of him and dips him onto his back for a wild make-out session. Destiny can't quite tell the audience that they lived "happily ever after," though, because she finds that she's caught the Prince's hiccups.

To say that this cartoon doesn't take itself seriously is the understatement of the year. It's a "fractured fairy tale" par excellence. But its goofiness is charming, and it includes plenty of clever, funny details throughout. One standout scene comes near the beginning, when the fairies slide down their rainbow, landing in a giant pot of gold, and then attend the celebration at the castle, which resembles a movie premiere with a marquis advertising the "First Showing of the New Princess." The colorful, rubbery animation isn't beautiful by any means, but it suits the silly tone, and the lively music by Frank Marsales (who also scored many early Warner Bros. cartoons, including the first Loony Tunes short, Sinkin' in the Bathtub) perfectly suits the visuals.

This cartoon is far from a definitive version of Sleeping Beauty, nor does it try to be one. But if you like the concept of a gleeful comedy version of the tale, in the unique madcap style of a 1930s cartoon short, then this is a must-see for you!

@ariel-seagull-wings, @faintingheroine, @thealmightyemprex, @thatscarletflycatcher, @paexgo-rosa, @reds-revenge, @the-blue-fairie, @comma-after-dearest, @autistic-prince-cinderella

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thinking abt minigiant!jack's presence from the perspective of an ordinary person. maybe you're someone working backstage, trying to get a production ready, or maybe you're a caterer or photographer or someone like that and you're meeting Jack for the first time. maybe you've heard about him or seen him in the newspapers, a handsome titan with a charming smile making waves in the world of acting and modeling. you might be starstruck. maybe not. But imagine. This person who is over twice an average person's height, lounging so elegantly, dressed fantastically and greeting you with that same smile. it'd almost be otherworldly

but then you talk to him and get to know him. he's not a marble statue deity carved by one of the greats, he's just a person with all the goofy intricacies that come along with being a person. this giant with a sweet tooth who gets excited when you offer him ice cream and hides from dentists. this giant who melts at little babies and little animals and immediately wants to take care of them. this giant who frequently hits his head on ceilings and hanging lighting fixtures on accident and all around just has this feel of airheaded-ness to him when he's not being elegant. just a big goofball of a person.

[peridot-the-photographer]

Staraptor Mail! A wooden box is placed down, tied gently with sturdy, reusable wood, and upon opening it, inside is a Pokeli Doll! Wooden, sturdy make, and modeled off of Koraidon! It's only a bust of their chest and head, but there's a good detailing on the... blepping face. Yep. That's just a lizard. Blepping like the goober they were meant to be.

"So I had trolled through your blog a bit and took keeeeeen note of Sandwich being a Pokemon that just. Prefers not to battle! And what better way than to make a giant lizard dog look as goofy as could be. Might I also add that that giant goofball has NO right being as floofy as he is with that plumage. Gotdang. Happy Birb Gift Day! - Rose"

Thanks, I love it. I hope you have a good day as well.