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the joys are enjoying cabin life

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just when i thought my comics couldn't get dumber... i surprise myself 👭

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Sorry I trapped you in a big man, mom

hmm

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The dark urge and young lady Orin

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all drow women know is contemplate they skull, tend to mushrooms, express violence, adjust armor, plot future, and be bothered by the sun.

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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His name is Rumblehoof because he’s heavy and I cheesed out a base movement speed of 90ft per turn, 135ft the turn he rages thanks to Tasha’s.

He’s a former bandit lord (level 11, he’s allowed big backstory (my old character Sir Bertram of Queen Adonia’s court was turned into a Lemure)) now a servant/cleaner/“cleaner�� thanks to tricksy fey.

He’s going to link up with a human sorcerer who lights shit on fire, a half-elf Druid that eats dirt, and a goblin wizard who taught themselves time magic because they killed a researcher on the verge of a breakthrough and stole his magic book

And we’re going to save the world from dragons

the big man He'rook Rumblehoof

my roomate @cigarettemother once again coerced me into a free commission of his dnd character

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her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

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All of these images have the same energy

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anduin my sweet boy why are you so dirty

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Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

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Arthur: 👢

Valentine General Store Shopkeeper: my dad was murdered here

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whats wrong with him

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can he please be normal