#Path of the Ancestrial Guardian Barbarian

[cigarettemother]

His name is Rumblehoof because he’s heavy and I cheesed out a base movement speed of 90ft per turn, 135ft the turn he rages thanks to Tasha’s.

He’s a former bandit lord (level 11, he’s allowed big backstory (my old character Sir Bertram of Queen Adonia’s court was turned into a Lemure)) now a servant/cleaner/“cleaner” thanks to tricksy fey.

He’s going to link up with a human sorcerer who lights shit on fire, a half-elf Druid that eats dirt, and a goblin wizard who taught themselves time magic because they killed a researcher on the verge of a breakthrough and stole his magic book

And we’re going to save the world from dragons

the big man He'rook Rumblehoof

my roomate @cigarettemother once again coerced me into a free commission of his dnd character

[plumadot]

thinking about the dnd au....

are ZITS a part of it at all? I could imagine Skizz as a paladin or a fighter, with high charisma stats. Tango would have to be some kind of sorcerer or maybe an artificer, and Impulse....hmmmm....im not sure for him yet. Zed would absolutely be an alchemist, making what he calls "experimental" potions and testing them by hurling them at enemies

anyway your au lives rent free in my brain and I'm gonna start writing the 5 + 1 fic this week :]

i'm not 100% sure about zed yet (because idk if i wanna include any non-life series people) but impulse, tango and skizz are definitely there!!!!!!!!

impulse is a dwarf-tiefling (which is possible because i say so) and a rune knight fighter!! i think it'd be so cool for him to carve runes into armor and weapons to keep his friends safe... to me it feels properly "technical" while also being sorta creative and artsy? :D

tango is a battle smith artificer!!! little robot maker!! mini game man!!! he's also a fire genasi because it's just perfectly him :D impulse and tango run a blacksmith together!!!

and skizz is an aasimar (basically someone with celestial ancestry) and a path of the ancestral guardian barbarian!!! i love the idea of a barbarian with a heart of gold,,, a protector,,,, his backstory isn't really developed yet, but he's basically a guard for hire at this point in the process :D

gkfjdgkgdfg ohhhhhhhh i'm so excited hehe