#he's simply a kitty cat who squints and purrs and rubs his head along the arms of people he loves

[mikakuna]

why does arkham knight jason have kitty cat ears on his helmet? is he a kitten?

[spiritvinex]

marichat may day 1

heyy peoples here’s my spin on day 1 of marichat may: witch au!

so i made my own twist on this, and now marinette isn't the witch, it's chat and i hope you all like it! i really channeled ursula to help me write chat noir. there are some quotes from her in here. also i really hope you like it cause i worked really hard and i will try to get tomorrows prompt up ASAP!!

@marichatmay

read it on ao3!

Cloak dragging behind her, Marinette scurried through the woods, trying her best to never look back. The dark woods seemed to close in on her and whisper to each other as she stared straight ahead. She pulled her robes closer together and glanced around nervously.

She hadn’t wanted to do this, but this was the last resort for her family. Her parent’s business was crumbling and her mother was sick. Her father was completely overworking himself to continue to provide food and medication for his wife. She could see it in his eyes at the end of the day when he came up from the bakery, the tiredness, the stress. She hated seeing both of her parents in such a state. She wanted to do everything she could to help, but with her school work, and taking care of her mother made it hard to help in the bakery.

Marinette shook her head, pushing the stressful thoughts away. She pulled the map out of her bag and looked for the landmark that was the Dark Woods. The map had already helped her find the right path, but she felt as though she was going the wrong way. As she walked along, she couldn’t help but feel as if she was being followed. These woods were known to be filled with fantastical creatures; no one in the right state of mind would enter these woods.

Even though there hadn’t been any sightings in decades, it was known throughout her village that these woods were infested with all types of witches with all types of magic. There was only one witch she was looking for and with her luck, it just happened to be the most feared. Chat Noire. The witch who had the power to curse anyone who crossed her path with bad luck. But she was the only witch with enough power to cure her mother and give her father strength through these hard times. That was worth being cursed for eternity.

She rolled up the map after assuring herself that she was going the right way but froze when she heard something moving in a bush. She stood up straight, terrified, but ready to stand her ground. With a whimper, Marinette walked towards the rustling bush, preparing to strike at the creature causing the disruption. She reached towards the bush, but stumbled backwards onto the floor as something small and black came bounding out of it.

She tightly shut her eyes, expecting to be hit, but when she felt nothing she slowly opened her eyes. She looked around and didn’t see any evidence that there was anything that bounded out of the bush. She stood up and brushed off her cloak, curious to know what she thought she saw.

But the very next moment she squealed as she felt something small push at her ankle. She jumped but then found herself looking into the green eyes of an adorable black cat.

With wide eyes she knelt down. “What are you doing here, kitty?”

The cat merely blinked slowly at her and rubbed his head on her hand. She giggled and obliged, petting the cat and listening to his purrs. “I don’t think this is a very nice place for a cute little kitty to be roaming around, huh?” She pulled out her map and set it on the floor. Pointing at her destination she jokingly asked, “Do you think you could take me here?”

The cat’s head looked down on the paper, eyes narrowed. He put his paw on the paper and looked up at her. Then turned away walking right back into the woods.

Marinette frowned. That was strange. She picked up her things to continue on her journey when the cat suddenly appeared again, meowing insistently.

It was as if the cat wanted her to follow him. The map showed nothing about going through the woods, but what if the little cat somehow knew where she needed to go?

She looked warily at the cat. “Now, I hope you aren’t trying to trick me.”

He simply meowed again.

Marinette sighed and shook her head. This could rather be a good decision or a fatal one. She had no idea what could be in those woods, but she wasn’t exactly sure how reliable the map she had was.

She rolled her eyes. She didn’t really have any other choices, and no matter how strange this was, she didn’t have many other leads.

The cat turned around, and she shouldered her bag and stepped into the vast darkness.

owo

Now this didn’t happen very often. In fact, it hadn’t happened in years. He was out taking a stroll near the path that led to the villages beyond the wood. The plants placed along that path provided the necessary ingredients for his medicines.

He was surprised when instead of silent wanderings, he came across a girl! He hadn’t seen a villager since he was a child. And even that was from a far.

He watched her timidly walk down the path and smirked (as good of a smirk he could manage as a cat). He jumped into the bush ready to scare the girl, but managed to draw her attention from the racket. He silently cursed as the girl started making her way towards his revealed hiding spot.

He was surprised she had the confidence to face what was an unknown creature to her. Watching her stretched out hand, he leapt out of the bush and zoomed away and she fell backwards.

He walked over while she was still unaware of him, and pushed his head across her ankle. The satisfaction of her yelp would’ve made him cackle if he was in his human form.

When he saw her face, he was mildly surprised at what a beautiful face she had. He shook his head and prompted her to pet him. He watched as she pulled out a crumpled paper and lay in on the floor in front of him. She pointed to a familiar black house and asked if he knew where it was. She was looking for his house? Didn’t the villagers think him dangerous?

He wondered what possible reason she had for coming into the Dark Woods, as every villager had avoided it since the trials. It couldn’t hurt to lead her there, right? This path was only going to lead her to trouble. That, and his curiosity was getting the best of him.

He turned back toward the woods and promptly walked away from her. He turned and waited, seeing if she would follow. When it was clear that she was hesitant he walked back out into the shaded path and meowed loudly.

The pretty girl frowned at him. “Now I hope you aren’t trying to trick me.”

He meowed as a response, gauging her reaction. He turned away again and was surprised to eventually hear her footsteps behind him.

He took her on the fastest route to his cottage. He could tell she was weary of the sounds and rustles that came from around. She was quite brave to even be here, with all of the stories that were associated with the Dark Woods.

When they reached his home, he turned to look at her and watched her face warp into surprise.

“Well, aren’t you a smart kitty,” she said, moving to pet behind his ear. He leaned into her hand, but then she started to move towards the door. He jumped and ran around to the back of the cottage. He morphed back into his human form and beckoned his kwami into his pocket.

“You know this is a really bad idea, right, Adrien?” Plagg glared. Adrien shushed him and told him to hide. His head snapped up as he heard her timid knock at the door. He hadn’t had any visitors in years, as everyone had become afraid of the unfortunate Cat Noir.

He pulled the best booming voice he could summon and asked, “Who goes there?”

He saw her jump through the dark window. “O-oh, I apologize for the inconvenience, but my name is Marinette, and I came here for your help.”

She needed his help? A witch? He cracked open his door, trying to make himself look menacing. “And why would I help you, girl?”

She squinted at the outline of his figure before remembering that he was waiting for her reply. “Right! Sorry!” She looked sheepish. “Back in the village, there were always people talking about the witch, Chat Noire, and how powerful she was. I was hoping you would help me with-”

“Wait. What?” He pulled open the door and stepped over the threshold. “What do you mean ‘she?’”

She gaped up at Adrien, clearly dumbfounded. “You… Wi… I thought witches were girls!”

He glared down at her. Seethingly, he asked, “Have you ever met a witch?”

A blush spread on her cheeks. She shook her head, and shyly stared down at her feet. “I’m sorry, sir, I didn’t mean to offend. Please, I just needed help, you’re my last hope.”

His gaze finally shifted from the girl, Marinette. “Don’t you know what they say about me? I bring bad luck onto anyone who comes my way. Why would you risk that?”

Her head shot up, suddenly looking afraid. “Is it true? Are you going to curse me in return for your help?”

“I guess that’s what I do. It’s what I live for.” He snorted. “Come in. I will do my best to help you.” He swiftly turned around and marched back inside. Not surprised this time to hear her footsteps and the closing of the door.

owo

He led her to his chamber where he concocted his medicines. He gestured to a chair ridden with dust and cobwebs. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw her discreetly brush off the dust and sit down. He started a fire under his cauldron in the center of the room, under his open skylight.

Ready and filled with water, he stirred slowly. “So, what does the pretty village girl expect of the great Chat Noir?”

She stiffened and right back came her blush. “Right,” she said softly, “my mother is sick. We aren’t a very wealthy family, and the medicines that she needs are very much out of our price range. My father works day and night to help her and work for food and her medicines. But…” she winced, “he hasn’t been doing very well. It completely exhausts him and I’ve tried to help but it isn’t enough!” She sniffled. “I just thought you could whip up a magic potion or something…”

He turned to look at her. “First of all, I make medicines, not potions. And, let me get this straight. You want help from an unfortunate witch to help a poor soul like yourself?”

She frowned. “Well, I hadn’t thought of it in that way, but yes! Even if it means I’ll be miserable for the rest of my life, it’s worth it to help my parents!” she said confidently.

It was strange how willing she was to sacrifice herself. It didn’t sound like her parents knew about her little adventure. He didn’t know any villager to be so generous and selfless.

He drew himself away from the cauldron and began gathering the right contents for his medicine. In silence, he began to throw them in accordingly, stirring when necessary, until the liquid turned a light pink shade.

He went to fetch a bottle and poured a great amount into it. As he sealed it, he approached her. “Here. This will cure your mother from any common sickness that could have taken over her body and give enough strength to help your father.”

She reached out to grab it, but hesitated. “Thank you, but…”

“What is it?”

“Aren’t you going to give me an eternity of bad luck?”

He chuckled and stepped back. “No, but now that you mention it I think I do want something in return.” He could basically hear Plagg chastising him in his head. He set the elixir down and leaned towards her. “Hmm… what could you give me?”

She stammered. “I-I don’t have anything on me! If you need money I can get you money!”

“Oh, no. I think I know. In return for my good deed, you can give me a simple, precious kiss.”

Wow, if she wasn’t blushing before, she sure was now. “A kiss?!W-Why?”

“You got it, little lady. If you can’t pay the price, I’m afraid I won’t be able to help you and your parents.”

He could see the gears turning in her head. He turned to hide his smirk.

He heard her clear her throat. “Fine. If it is a kiss that you want, then it is a kiss you will get.”

He spun around, a light blush heating his face. “W-wait, re-”

She leaned up on her tiptoes and pushed her lips onto his. It was quick, her lips were off of his within seconds. Dumbfounded, he gaped at her.

She stepped away. “There.” He handed her the elixir and also handed her a new map. “Th-Thank you.”

Then, Marinette marched out of the cottage. He watched her from the window, her figure disappearing into the dark gloom.

owo

Marinette was horrified.

Chat Noir turned out nothing like what she expected. She thought that she would walk out of that cottage, ready to face her miserable life, but then he let her go for just a kiss?

The moment he stepped out of his cottage, she noticed his bright green eyes, and fair skin, and chiseled jaw. His blond hair slightly fell over his eyes and just, wow.

And the fact that he wanted a kiss! From her! Marinette, the simple village girl! Why would a powerful witch want that from her? This was so confusing…

When she had finally made it back onto the path, she remembered her parents. They were probably worried about her. With the vial safely in her bag, she broke out into a run.

When she made it back to the village, Marinette burst through the bakery doors. “Papa! I’m back!”

“Marinette! What happened? Why are you all scratched up?”

She stopped and looked at her hands. They were scratches everywhere. She shook her head. “I have the medicine for Maman! Come on, let’s go!”

They ran up the stairs to her mother’s room. Her mother was sleeping peacefully until Marinette sat on the chair beside her bed.

“Here, Maman, I have medicine for you.”

Her mother stirred, then weakly pushed herself into a sitting position. She took the vial from her daughter and after a sniff, she took a long drink.

Marinette stared, terrified to whether it would work or not. Suddenly she saw the color rush back into her mother’s face. Her weak body now filled with strength.

Marinette blubbered, relief flooding through her as she and her father hugged her mother.

She whispered through her tears: “Thank you, Chat Noir.”

owo

Days later, Sabine was working in the bakery again, looking better than ever. Her father was feeling better, with his wife helping him again, and the stress of her sickness no longer looming over him.

Marinette made her way into the room and was surprised to see her mother cut her off, and thrust a basket into her hands. “Maman! What’s this for?”

“Why, for Chat Noir, of course! I wanted to thank him for helping us!”

Marinette paled. “Y-You want me to take this to him? B-but I-”

“Now, Marinette, no need for that. Off you go, be back before dark.” Her mother smiled sweetly. Slowly, Marinette made her way outside, her mind racing at the thought of seeing him again.

Back in the bakery, she missed the fist bump her parents shared.

[49scribes-a]

Royalty AU {-1-}

Note: Mind you, this is not the VERY FIRST sequence of events of the Royalty AU, but simply the start of the copied / pasted chatzy’s since I joined in. Therefore, much of the previous events and backstory exists primarily in summary.

#2 Next---> (coming whenever)

Queen Celia walks out of her room

Robin Hood singing in the garden dressed like a dude idfk

Queen Neah yawns and falls tf asleep Queen Neah in the garden

Queen Celia Neah please

Robin Hood singing to neah i guess?

Exile Nea is apparently stupid enough to stay in this kingdom even though he's exiled

Queen Celia walks out the castle to enjoy the fresh air

Witch Mana kitty mana trots up to nea

Exile Nea >​B( whiskers

Queen Celia strolls into the garden to see if anyone is around

Robin Hood singing still

Queen Celia hears the singing and spots Robin Queen Celia: Oh good morning robin!

Witch Mana bites that stupid ankle

Robin Hood waves

Exile Nea: OW

Queen Neah hooray sleeping is fun

Robin Hood gently pats neah

Queen Celia looks at the sleeping queen just shaking her head Queen Celia: Has he been sleeping here long?

Robin Hood quietly

Exile Nea glares down @ the cat

Robin Hood: Not very

Exile Nea: What was ​that​ for?

Witch Mana <​stop moping around...>

Exile Nea: I'm not moping.

Witch Mana stares up at him. Witch Mana doesn't believe it

Exile Nea squints down Exile Nea why cant u trust me

Witch Mana ​<go take over>

Exile Nea: Because that worked so well last time.

Witch Mana ​<you didn't plan. you went on impulse.>

Queen Neah wakes tf up and stares up at robin and celia

Queen Celia: Oh, good morning your majesty Queen Celia is laughing

Robin Hood smiles

Queen Celia: Did you have a nice nap?

Exile Nea picks up Manacat so he's not just staring down at him Exile Nea: You're the one that rushed me. Exile Nea: And now you're pushing me again.

Witch Mana ​<you'll get caught>

Exile Nea: I'll get ​hung if I pull another stunt like I did before.

Queen Neah rubs eye Queen Neah: ...I was sleeping out here?

Robin Hood: Oui, oui

Queen Celia: You were Queen Celia: You're lucky Robin was here, you can't just sleep out here its dangerous

Queen Neah pulls a leaf out of his hair

Exile Nea: I need more support if I want to make any progress here..

Queen Neah: perhaps not.... but I'd like to,

Exile Nea idly scratches behind Manacat's ears

Witch Mana purrs Witch Mana ​<start with the people.>

Exile Nea: Do any of them even remember who I am? Exile Nea remembers when he was Cool

Queen Celia holds out her hand for Neah to stand

Queen Neah grabs her hand Robin Hood stands with neah

Witch Mana ​<no... it's been awhile.> Witch Mana paws at his face

Exile Nea okay, rude

Witch Mana ​<and you lost a lot of your charm from when you were young.>

Exile Nea RUDER

Queen Celia: Why don't we head inside for some breakfast?

Robin Hood remember when he was jingles?

Queen Celia jingles was great

Queen Neah i miss jingles so much............. Queen Neah places a hand on his stomach Queen Neah: ...grapes sound good!

Queen Celia: Grapes always sound good to you Queen Celia laughs and leads the way back into the palace

Queen Neah: I just crave them Queen Neah follows after her

Robin Hood neah craves that mineral Robin Hood also follows

Queen Celia looks to Neah knowingly

Exile Nea swats the paw away Exile Nea: That was uncalled for

Witch Mana scratches his cheek Witch Mana angry cat face

Queen Neah what do you know

Exile Nea: Ow--

Witch Mana ​<you need an eyepatch>

Exile Nea: I'll need more than a patch if you keep ​scratching me

Queen Celia you know what I know

Queen Neah ​no

Robin Hood yes?

Queen Celia have you told robin

Druid Junior is watching the queens from the brush as a rabox (rabbitfox) and tailing quietly because mmmmm smells like affluence Druid Junior very "borrowable" affluence

Queen Neah ....no..... Queen Neah no i have not

Witch Mana swats his head

Queen Celia you should

Queen Neah i havent even said anything to kanda

Queen Celia : |

Witch Mana ​<sway the people, cause discourse>

Exile Nea squeezes the cat paw Exile Nea stop swatting

Witch Mana ​<take over>

Queen Celia they reach the dining hall and Celia takes a seat

Witch Mana hisses

Queen Neah sits in his chair Queen Neah snatches a grape

Druid Junior okay no more brush to hide in just stone walls n shit Druid Junior Super Stealth time Druid Junior by which he means dashing under the table before anyone can spot him

Queen Neah uhoh

Exile Nea: I can.. ​try​. But I don't exactly have many resources these days. Exile Nea or much charm as you so rudely pointed out

Queen Celia also eats some grapes Queen Celia: So Nea how is...that...coming along?

Witch Mana <​you don't need outer beauty. scope out the palace secretly, find things wrong with it and bring it to the peoples attention>

Queen Neah pauses midgrape Queen Neah: ..​that?

Druid Junior why do rich people wear so much perfume

Queen Celia: ( midgrape

Druid Junior how is he supposed to sniff out the good stuff

Queen Celia: ( LMAO Queen Celia that perfume is all Neah I s2g Queen Celia: Yes, that

Druid Junior lay off the perfume Neah smh

Queen Neah hey shut up

Exile Nea: You make it sound so ​easy

Queen Neah it's celia Queen Neah: you mean, Queen Neah motions with hands vaguely

Druid Junior both of you lay off the perfume then

Witch Mana <​it is when I can help you.>

Exile Nea raises a brow Exile Nea: And you couldn't help me last time?

Witch Mana kitty looks away

Queen Neah yeah, celia

Queen Celia nods

Queen Celia Um I don't drown myself in that stink like you do

Queen Neah ​yes​ you do Queen Neah: It's gone pretty well, surprisingly Queen Neah: ...so far

Queen Celia keep up the sass and I'll eat all the grapes

Druid Junior yeah okay whatever you both stink there settled

Queen Celia: Well then that's good news! I think things will be fine Queen Celia you stink

Druid Junior: they're already fighting lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( they haven't even met and they're already fighting xD

Druid Junior: yep } Druid Junior you double stink

Robin Hood i'm not wearing perfume? Robin Hood eating a sammich

Druid Junior now if you'll excuse me I have shinies to pilfer soon as I can find them lol

Queen Neah looks sad Queen Neah: I miss Jedediah..

Queen Celia uh oh

Robin Hood sets sammich down Robin Hood looks down

Queen Celia: We all miss him....but things will be fine Queen Celia help me out here Robin

Druid Junior just gonna bunny hop out and find the shinies while things get emo in here

Robin Hood is in sads town

Queen Neah hey shut up u little rat

Queen Celia oh boy Queen Celia: ( LMAO NEAH

Druid Junior excuse u I am an adorable rabbitfox get ur species right

Queen Neah no its not okay

Queen Celia sighs and eats another grape

Druid Junior give you something to really cry about when I get all the shinies

Queen Celia: Are you going to be like this when your other child is born?

Robin Hood i want my godbaby

Queen Neah slumps even more

Queen Celia oops Queen Celia: Neah...you know there's nothing more you could have done

Robin Hood grumble brumble

Queen Neah can someone watch that rabbitfox forreal Queen Neah: ......I feel like I'm doing this all for the wrong reasons

Queen Celia: What do you mean....? Queen Celia Robin please the queen is getting emo af I need help here

Druid Junior sorry what I'm like 5 halls down and hunting down your shinies u don't see me lol

Robin Hood baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyy Robin Hood shinies?

Druid Junior shinies

Robin Hood whats a shinie?

Druid Junior the thing rich ppl have

Robin Hood NO Robin Hood ONLY I GET TO STEAL Robin Hood rushes off

Druid Junior um excuse u

Robin Hood felt a disturbance in the force

Druid Junior I steal all the shinies Druid Junior er Druid Junior borrow Druid Junior I borrow them Druid Junior without an intended return date

Robin Hood finds the bunnyfox

Robin Hood: YOU

Druid Junior leAPS Druid Junior WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU--

Robin Hood lunges to catch him

Queen Neah: I feel like I'm ...

Druid Junior sprints down the hall nopenopenopenope

Queen Neah shakes head

Queen Celia: ( GO ROBIN GO

Druid Junior: Junior: Go choke on a grape }

Robin Hood sprints after

Druid Junior: lMFAO }

Queen Neah: it's almost like I'm doing this to get over him

Robin Hood = ^ =

Druid Junior okay but do u have magnificent rabbit legs like mine Druid Junior DO YOU

Queen Celia wonders about robin's sudden departure but has to focus on Neah

Robin Hood I AM THE KING (QUEEN?) OF THIEVES DAMMIT Robin Hood: GET YOUR FUZZY ASS BACK HERE

Queen Celia: Well Neah....are you?

Druid Junior BUT DO U HAVE MAGNIFICENT RABBIT LEGS LIKE MINE?

Queen Celia eats a grape AND DOES NOT CHOKE ON IT

Robin Hood slips through a servants entrance and cuts him off Robin Hood: HA Robin Hood: GOT YOU NOW

Druid Junior CAN'T CATCH M-- ohshit

Queen Neah stares down Queen Neah can't say i'm not

Robin Hood nabs the fluffy this

Druid Junior heel face turn

Robin Hood thing

Druid Junior BACK THE OTHER WAY HE GUE-- Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior EXCUSE U

Robin Hood pets softly

Druid Junior RELEASE ME

Robin Hood he's cute

Druid Junior bITES Queen Celia sighs and places her hand on neah's

Exile Nea sighs and adjusts his hood

Queen Celia: Listen, you do what you can to make this easier. But I'm pretty sure you'll never forget Jed even if you do welcome another child

Exile Nea: I guess keeping tabs on the palace is a start.

Robin Hood good thing i'm wearing gloves Robin Hood ow tho Robin Hood to the cafeteria with you, strange floof

Druid Junior uM NO

Witch Mana <​change your name.>

Druid Junior NO CAFETERIA

Robin Hood um yes

Druid Junior NOO

Robin Hood i'm not taking you to the kitchen

Druid Junior flails

Exile Nea frowns

Robin Hood chilleth

Exile Nea likes his name,,

Robin Hood gives it ear skritches

Druid Junior frazzled rabbit growling noises

Queen Celia is wondering about where Robin went

Queen Neah stares at tum

Exile Nea: Surely I don't have to go ​that​ far.

Queen Neah: I should be happy but Queen Neah grunts.

Witch Mana <​then you're going to get caught for sure, stupid>

Druid Junior also whipping his tail unhappily

Queen Neah: where is Robin...

Queen Celia: Huh? Oh, Robin left awhile ago but I'm not sure why

Exile Nea SIGHS Exile Nea: Fine, I'll think of a new name.

Witch Mana changes into human form

Robin Hood walks back into the dining hall

Witch Mana is still in nea's arms

Queen Celia: More importantly Neah, you should take some time to sort your emotions out before the new baby comes

Robin Hood: Look what i found!

Exile Nea ......

Witch Mana pushes him off Witch Mana scoffs

Exile Nea drops him

Witch Mana: get your sticky paws off me!

Queen Celia looks to Robin and the strange animal

Exile Nea: First of all, they're hands

Queen Celia: What is that?

Druid Junior still growling and whipping his tail

Robin Hood: Isn't it cute?

Exile Nea: Second of all, you weren't complaining when I was scratching your ears.

Witch Mana: ​hand.

Druid Junior oh great there's more of them

Robin Hood patpats junior

Druid Junior bites him again

Witch Mana you have a nub

Exile Nea: ....... Exile Nea thanks for the reminder

Robin Hood sir nubsalot

Exile Nea frowns down at his... nub

Queen Celia walks over and stares down at the angry thing

Robin Hood continues to pat

Queen Celia: Where did you find it?

Druid Junior is going to bite that hand harder

Robin Hood got my arm broken by a dragon, fluffy thing Robin Hood you aren't much compared to that

Exile Nea: Anyways

Robin Hood: Headed for the castle treasury

Queen Celia: ....Shouldn't you put it down? It looks like it doesn't want to be held

Queen Neah: .............

Druid Junior bitch I could be

Queen Celia: IT WHAT?!

Exile Nea: Apart from changing my name, there's not much else I can do. I stick out like a sore thumb.

Queen Celia stares warily at it Queen Celia: Neah what do you think about this animal?

Robin Hood: I'm not letting it go any time soon, I don't think it's a normal animal

Queen Neah: HE REMINDS ME OF HENRY VII

Queen Celia: Oh dear...

Druid Junior if I blind you rn maybe you won't notice how not normal I am

Queen Neah yells at the guards Queen Neah: WHERE IS MY HENRY!?

Robin Hood: o - o

Queen Celia so savage Queen Celia: Neah calm down!

Robin Hood how about no, fluffy thing

Druid Junior um how about yes Druid Junior kicks and tries to attack his face tbh

Queen Celia if it's not one thing, it's another

Robin Hood slips it into a conveniently empty birdcage

Queen Celia: Hey there little animal calm down

Witch Mana: I could do a few tricks

Druid Junior bitch I will not CALM DOWN

Robin Hood offers it a grape

Queen Neah: does it have a scruff?

Exile Nea: Last time you did one of your 'tricks' you turned me into a really high cat

Queen Celia bitch I will make you calm down I'm bigger than you

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana chuckles

Druid Junior is just gonna rock this bird cage and kick the shit out of it until something breaks

Queen Celia: A scruff?

Robin Hood puts something heavy on the cage door

Exile Nea :/

Queen Celia Peers into the cage

Queen Neah guards bring henry VII

Queen Celia: What a reckless thing

Queen Neah holds the squirrel out to them Queen Neah: see

Robin Hood gives the thing a tomato Robin Hood: awww, a squirrel

Queen Celia: Neah why do you still have that squirrel?

Druid Junior ew a squirrel

Queen Neah: Not ​a​ squirrel Queen Neah: it's Henry VII

Druid Junior one of his neighbors is a squirrel Druid Junior they're a real asshole

Queen Neah i will skin you

Robin Hood tickles the squirrel's tummy Robin Hood coochie cooochie coo

Druid Junior picks up the grape and spits it back out at the nearest person

Queen Neah: he just got a new cape made for him Queen Neah: look at the jewels

Robin Hood: ​Awww

Queen Celia just stares at Neah

Druid Junior jewels? Druid Junior going to pretend he didn't hear that nope

Queen Neah: what

Queen Celia is hit by a grape Queen Celia: Did that thing just spit out a grape? Ew

Queen Neah places a miniature crown on Henry VII's head

Druid Junior: literally the testiest rabbitfox XD }

Robin Hood covers the cage with a cloth

Queen Celia Neah please

Queen Neah look at him

Druid Junior great now its dark

Queen Celia wipes her face with a handkerchief

Druid Junior okay maybe I'll just Druid Junior curl up in a ball right here and not eat Druid Junior then you'll all feel bad

Exile Nea thinks about ways he could blend in better. maybe he could grow out his hair?? though...

Exile Nea squints at mana Exile Nea no. nevermind. bad idea.

Witch Mana takes a bit of this and a bit of that Witch Mana made an eye patch in 2 seconds

Queen Celia: Neah do you really think that squirrel will take care of it's crown and cape? Queen Celia this is ridiculous

Queen Neah: this is his 177th cape but his SECOND crown. Queen Neah crosses arms

Exile Nea how the fuck

Witch Mana holds it out to nea Witch Mana: here

Druid Junior huffs and goes still

Queen Celia just shakes her head and looks to the cage Queen Celia: Did it die?

Exile Nea sighs and puts it on.

Druid Junior maybe I did

Exile Nea: Does this look better?

Druid Junior maybe I'll just Druid Junior flop over and die Druid Junior that'll really make u feel bad Druid Junior here I go, falling over Druid Junior d Y I N G

Witch Mana: No

Queen Celia cry me a river rabbitfox

Exile Nea: ...Thanks

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior a river big enough for all my rabbitfox babies to drown in

Witch Mana: come Witch Mana holds out his broom Witch Mana: there's work to do

Queen Celia you have babies?

Druid Junior can you live with yourself then? Druid Junior killing rabbitfox babies? Druid Junior oh tons of them

Queen Neah that thing has babies?

Druid Junior like do u know what rabbits do in their spare time smh

Exile Nea flashbacks to the last time he was on that broom Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Queen Neah rabbits poop A LOT Queen Neah i know that

Queen Celia I have a kingdom to rule I don't care about you rabbitfoxes

Druid Junior wow r00d Druid Junior who's going to tell Daisy her bedtime stories Druid Junior who's going to tuck Thumper into bed Druid Junior who's going to organize Billy's next birthday

Queen Celia: Neah I think you should call over one of your witches to check this animal

Druid Junior um no let's not

Queen Celia you're just pulling our legs you don't have any babies

Druid Junior I totally have babies Druid Junior like... lots of thems Druid Junior an army of babies Druid Junior they're totally going to come here and overthrow u if u don't let me go rn Druid Junior bunnies will rule the world soon Druid Junior only I can stop it

Queen Neah: what do you mean?

Queen Celia your babies versus royal guards, who do you think will win?

Druid Junior: I can't even with Junior rn XD }

Witch Mana: Get on.

Exile Nea: I almost died last time.

Queen Celia: Well Robin says it's not normal and it was headed towards the treasury Queen Celia: It could be a shapeshifter Queen Celia: ( junior please xD

Witch Mana: That's not a request

Queen Neah: ....Lavi is busy right now

Exile Nea narrows his eyes Exile Nea: I'm not getting on anything unless I know where we're going.

Druid Junior haha shapeshifter? No I am but a helpless harmless fluffy bunny... fox... thing Druid Junior my mother liked dangerous guys

Witch Mana visibly annoyed Witch Mana: I SAID get ON

Queen Celia: I see. Is Lavi your only witch on hand? If so we're going to have to watch this thing for some time

Druid Junior so... rabbit... fox... thing

Witch Mana oops thunder

Exile Nea oh dont you get all witchy with me

Druid Junior twitches ears

Exile Nea scowls

Queen Celia you have issues little rabbit....fox...thing

Exile Nea: Are you DEAF?

Queen Neah: There's only a few witches in the world, but Lavi has been with Galaeldan for a long time

Druid Junior you would have issue too if your mother was a rabbit who shagged a fox

Witch Mana zaps him in the head which send a mini shock through him Witch Mana not playin

Exile Nea ​OW.

Queen Celia: I see. Then until he returns we'll do what we can ourselves. Neah you're good with animals why don't you watch him first?

Exile Nea takes a few good steps back while holding his head Exile Nea: Was that suppose to make me want to go with you?

Queen Neah if that thing pisses me off i'm going to make a fur coat and rabbit soup Queen Neah: Alright

Druid Junior you absolutely will not

Queen Celia fine by me Queen Celia: Okay now that that's settled you want to try petting it?

Druid Junior fight me bitch I'll pee in your food

Witch Mana rolls eyes and hits him with another... which knocks him out

Exile Nea why is my brother an asshole

Queen Celia lifts cloth to peek in the cage

Witch Mana because my brother is stubborn

Druid Junior is ded Druid Junior or whatever

Exile Nea is effectively KO

Druid Junior yep totally ded

Exile Nea hello ground

Witch Mana ~next time nea wakes up he's in that little hut~

Exile Nea groans. what happened.

Queen Celia: Uh Neah Queen Celia: I think it's dead

Queen Neah: Let's make soup Queen Neah: where's my main chef?

Druid Junior still ded

Queen Celia: ( neAH LMAO

Druid Junior still gonna be ded til this cage is open lol

Queen Celia: Okay sure I've never had rabbit soup before

Witch Mana: Wakey wakey

Druid Junior Rabox*

Exile Nea sits up and rubs his face

Queen Neah picks up the cage and heads to the kitchen

Queen Celia sounds even tastier nice

Exile Nea: ...What the hell did you do?

Witch Mana: why don't you look like a new man!

Queen Celia follows Neah

Druid Junior um okay this is cool it cool

Exile Nea squints at Exile Nea: What?

Druid Junior smells like a brush with death Druid Junior is ded except his nose is still twitching

Witch Mana holds up a mirror. nea has a fake eye, clear, perfect skin without a scar, his hair is cut a lot shorter and slicked back and he has an odd, but nice outfit Witch Mana and of course... his nub is still a nub

Exile Nea blinks

Queen Neah opens the cage and grabs it by the legs

Exile Nea touches his face with his good hand

Queen Neah holds it up Queen Neah: I want this for dinner

Druid Junior oh hey the cage is open Druid Junior just gonna swing up and bITE HIS HAND

Queen Neah: OW!

Exile Nea: How the ​hell..

Queen Neah clenches harder and grabs it by the snout thing

Druid Junior um okay he'll just bite that other hand now too then and kick it cool

Witch Mana sorry a lot of your hair is gone

Druid Junior hope u don't have soft hands ur highness

Exile Nea my head feels cold

Queen Neah TOSSES IT BACK IN THE CAGE AND LOCKS IT Queen Neah: YOU LITTLE

Exile Nea i miss all my floofy insulation

Druid Junior nO FAIR

Queen Celia: Uh okay well its not dead apparently

Druid Junior YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DROP ME ON THE FLOOR

Queen Neah grabs a knife Queen Neah: I'M GOING TO SKIN YOU

Queen Celia oh my

Druid Junior also what else did u expect picking up a strange anima-- Druid Junior um lets not

Queen Celia: NEAH CALM DOWN

Druid Junior lets really not

Exile Nea: I look... Exile Nea tilts head Exile Nea he doesn't know how to feel about this

Queen Celia should you really be swinging that knife around while pregnant smh take it easy

Druid Junior just gonna stick to the side of hte cage FFFAAAAAR away from them Druid Junior which is not really that far lbh

Queen Neah that's right

Druid Junior fuck u and your cages

Queen Neah puts the knife down and stares at the rabox

Druid Junior this is why I don't come out of my hole that often u bitches b craycray

Witch Mana: Not like Nea!

Queen Neah: ( i just snorted omg

Druid Junior: ur welcome B) }

Exile Nea raises a hand Exile Nea messes up his slicked back hair Exile Nea better

Witch Mana: ... Witch Mana pushes it back again

Queen Celia pats Neah Queen Celia: Are you calm now?

Queen Neah huffs Queen Neah: I'm ​hungry

Exile Nea: Come on, it looks stupid all pushed back Exile Nea I need to be at least a little floofy

Queen Celia: Well go grab something else let me see what I can do about this evil little thing

Witch Mana: You always look stupid

Queen Celia: ( MANA HAS NO CHILL

Exile Nea: Would it kill you to be nice for five seconds? Exile Nea: Just five

Druid Junior you're the ones who put me in the bird cage and tried to cook me but I'M the evil thing Druid Junior okay Druid Junior whatever Druid Junior damn rich people

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: so

Exile Nea messes up his hair again

Queen Celia weren't you going to steal? Hush you criminal

Druid Junior um you have like a million shinies you won't miss two or three Druid Junior what kind of rulers are u not sharing with the little ppl smh

Witch Mana: we're going to be disguised together as some kind of prophetic couple, we just need to have a reason to be around each other.. but I decided that you should have the girl role Witch Mana: it'd just make things easier

Exile Nea ????????? ​????????? Exile Nea: Can't we just be prophetic brothers?

Witch Mana puts hand up

Exile Nea that makes?? so much more sense?

Witch Mana: I have a plan

Exile Nea stARES???

Witch Mana: yeah, but, the problem is, we're known as brothers Witch Mana: we can't have ANYTHING pointing to who we really are Witch Mana: NOTHING

Queen Celia oh get over it

Witch Mana now put on those 6 inch heels

Exile Nea: Okay, fair, but if you haven't noticed I ​don't look like a chick

Queen Celia: So little one do you promise to play nice if I open this cage?

Exile Nea im not neah haha

Queen Neah mumbling and sitting down

Druid Junior squinting

Queen Neah poking at stomach Queen Neah BITCH

Druid Junior flicking his ears suspiciously

Queen Celia Neah please what the fuck

Druid Junior lowers his head a little

Witch Mana: you can

Druid Junior open this cage and we'll see where it goes

Queen Celia bitch I swear if you run as soon as I open this cage

Exile Nea: But I don't WANT to Exile Nea: Can't I be a mercenary escorting you around instead?

Witch Mana no because it's funny

Queen Celia slowly opens the cage a bit and reaches in with one of her hands

Witch Mana: ​​I​​ make the plans

Druid Junior growls Druid Junior you keep your hands to yourself

Queen Celia: Come on now don't be afraid I'm just gonna pet you

Queen Neah poke poke Queen Neah bored

Queen Celia don't growl at me

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to be petted

Exile Nea: Your plans are stupid.

Witch Mana: And you in general are stupid, Witch Mana: that's why nothing worked before

Queen Celia Neah please be on guard in case this thing makes a break for it Queen Celia withdraws her hand out of fear of being bitten and glares at the rabbit fox thing

Druid Junior yes

Queen Celia: Are you going to play nice or not?

Druid Junior good

Queen Neah im busy

Druid Junior be very afraid Druid Junior rar

Queen Celia BUSY WITH WHAT

Exile Nea: I just don't get why you want me to be the chick. At least ​you​ sort of look like one.

Queen Neah ........things

Queen Celia please I'm much bigger than you

Witch Mana because it's funny??

Queen Celia ......what things

Druid Junior experimentally stepping out of the cage

Exile Nea why do you hate me

Queen Neah what does it look like

Druid Junior you snap this door on him or his tail Druid Junior we're going to have problems

Witch Mana: ....you would fit

Exile Nea looks very unimpressed Exile Nea what has his life become

Witch Mana exciting

Queen Celia honestly...nothing

Witch Mana: ANYWAYS Witch Mana: we have much to do Witch Mana: SO Witch Mana smirks at him

Druid Junior just going to pull his tail out before it can get snapped

Queen Celia warily watches the rabbitfox

Exile Nea doesnt like this Exile Nea doesnt like this at all Druid Junior warily watches the bitch with all the perfume Queen Neah lol she does have a lot of perfume

Druid Junior just gonna take a second to groom his face and tail and back legs like damn look at what a mess you made of all his fur

Queen Celia Neah get your fatass over here before it runs for it smh

Druid Junior terrible

Queen Neah hey im not that fat yet

Druid Junior fat enough

Queen Celia: Hey... it looks kind of cute when it's grooming itself

Witch Mana: we should probably fix your hair

Lady Aleria never fear for the great and powerful Lady Aleria, Guard of Queen Celia and Dragon Tamer is here

Queen Celia Neah you always look a little fat

Exile Nea gulps

Queen Celia THATS MY GIRL

Queen Neah WHAT

Exile Nea looks around. how fast can he book it out of here.

Queen Neah WHY

Queen Celia what

Druid Junior grooms himself a little more mmmm yes he is cute isn't he?

Queen Neah 's mood is ruined Queen Neah: I look ​fat Queen Neah complaining to himself

Lady Aleria look at her long gorgeous ebony hair flutter as she approaches her Queen

Witch Mana sits next to nea

Queen Celia her wariness is becoming mushiness Aww look how cute Queen Celia: Aleria!

Druid Junior oh look a distraction

Queen Celia: Look at this small creature!

Druid Junior BOLTS Druid Junior bye bitch lol

Queen Celia: Neah you don't look--

Exile Nea: Just.. Exile Nea: Get it over with

Lady Aleria not on her watch druid

Queen Celia: THE RABBIT!

Lady Aleria grabs the creature

Queen Celia: Aleria nab the little rascal!

Druid Junior mmmmmNOPE he's going this other way

Queen Celia: Careful it's a slippery thing

Witch Mana runs his hands through nea's hair and whispers something annnnd nea's hair is now long and goes down his back Witch Mana: pretty!!!

Lady Aleria: I'm sure if it gets outside Drakon would love a little snack

Queen Celia: Ah yes Drakon is welcome to eat it

Exile Nea looks miserable already

Druid Junior u would have to find me first lol

Exile Nea: This is humiliating already.

Lady Aleria: what are you doing to the creature anyway?

Druid Junior is just gonna go sprinting down this hall then lol bye

Witch Mana hums and braids his hairs and weaves in flowers

Queen Celia: Well....we think it's suspicious so we're deciding it's fate Queen Celia: It was heading for the treasury earlier

Lady Aleria careful little rabbit, Drakon is waiting out in the court yard~

Druid Junior oooooh look a small carriable shiny

Lady Aleria dragons are always hungry~

Druid Junior it his now

Queen Neah still slumped and looking down

Exile Nea: It feels so... heavy. Exile Nea: I don't know how you put up with long hair.

Lady Aleria: Ah. I'll go look for it

Witch Mana: your hair is not nearly as long as mine

Druid Junior he's taking it with him to his hole and u will never find it

Witch Mana it goes down to my feet

Druid Junior soon as he finds his hole anyway out in god knows where

Exile Nea: Exactly, it must be ten times worse

Witch Mana: I love my hair

Lady Aleria time to go track down a wittle wabbit

Druid Junior maybe he'll be back when u sleep for the rest

Exile Nea sighs and resigns himself to this fate

Druid Junior oh um Druid Junior okay there's a dragon outside this door

Witch Mana: now. Witch Mana: the outfit

Exile Nea oh god Exile Nea: I'm not going to have to wear a dress, am I?

Witch Mana: Of course you are!

Druid Junior um okay welp Druid Junior YOLO

Witch Mana: OH!

Witch Mana: you should be a gypsy instead!

Exile Nea: A gypsy? Exile Nea: ​Really?

Druid Junior is just gonna sneak as much as possible and bolt if / when he's noticed

Witch Mana: ​yes

Lady Aleria Drakon roars

Witch Mana takes out the braid and pulls out the flowers Witch Mana fluffs up his hair

Druid Junior hE BOLTING

Exile Nea feels like a doll

Lady Aleria: Drakon notices something, better go see

Exile Nea: Does that mean I don't have to wear a dress?

Lady Aleria Drakon stomps after the Rabbit and goes to grab him in his jaws

Witch Mana: you still do Witch Mana puts a bandanna on him

Lady Aleria raises an eyebrow at her dragon once she's outside

Druid Junior gonna bolt back between its legs Druid Junior manueverability bitch

Lady Aleria hey look there's the rabbit Lady Aleria annoyed smokey huff from the dragon as he turns around

Witch Mana digs through things and pulls out a gypsy looking dress and shoves it to him Witch Mana: put it on

Druid Junior just gonna keep darting around its legs before it can catch him

Exile Nea holds it up

Lady Aleria rip nea

Exile Nea: Why do you have this?

Lady Aleria kneels down

Witch Mana: long story

Druid Junior untiiilll he sees a chance to run for the gates

Lady Aleria: hey rabbit, if you dont want to be eaten, come here and i'll stop him

Druid Junior putting those magnificent rabbit legs to good use

Exile Nea si g hs Exile Nea time to wrestle this thing on

Druid Junior hell no he's not getting eaten by Queen Bitch and Bitchier

Lady Aleria: Drakon knows your scent now, he will find you~ Lady Aleria she won't let them

Witch Mana: ( all i imagine is nea getting really frustrated while trying to put it on and starting to punch it

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Lady Aleria: [] rip nea

Exile Nea: || i wouldnt put it passed him

Witch Mana lays back Witch Mana: hurry up

Exile Nea SOMEHOW makes it into this thing with one hand. it's a miracle. Exile Nea: I look stupid Exile Nea: This is stupid.

Witch Mana: come here, you still aren't done

Druid Junior every offense meant but he does not trust any of u

Queen Neah that rabox is a little bitch

Lady Aleria thats understandable

Exile Nea stomps over

Witch Mana smacks him in the back Witch Mana: you can't act like this when we go out

Druid Junior so yea he's just gonna take this shiny and run

Lady Aleria: Drakon! drive the rabbit into a corner!

Witch Mana: you have to be ​alluring

Lady Aleria Drakon used Flamethrower

Witch Mana: anyways Witch Mana pulls him down

Queen Celia aleria do your best!

Druid Junior ew fire Druid Junior ew ew ew nope

Witch Mana slips a whole bunch of jingly bracelets on him

Druid Junior not the nice kind

Queen Celia: Neah, as I was saying you are not fat

Exile Nea: I'm better at being charming.

Queen Neah gives her a look Queen Neah: ​yes​ I am

Druid Junior guess the front door is out

Queen Celia just rubs the bridge of her nose

Witch Mana: well you're going to learn

Queen Celia: What makes you say that? Queen Celia: you look great!

Lady Aleria time for Aleria to breath fire too

Witch Mana: and.... sorry.. but... Witch Mana: this is going to hurt

Druid Junior u so cannot breathe fire

Lady Aleria watch me

Exile Nea: What? Exile Nea: What's going to hurt?

Lady Aleria: Yol Toor Shul!

Druid Junior I am and I see nothing Druid Junior ohshitthatisfire Druid Junior wtf

Lady Aleria dragonborn

Druid Junior: hax } Druid Junior: XD }

Witch Mana: ...heh Witch Mana pierces his ear

Lady Aleria: [] i love au ria <3

Exile Nea: --​FUCK

Lady Aleria thing is i cant use another for a few minutes Lady Aleria so sprints at the rabbit and lunches herself at it

Druid Junior just gonna bolt and look for another way then

Exile Nea has lost an entire hand but somehow that little pinch still hurts like a bitch

Lady Aleria wuss

Exile Nea literally fight me

Druid Junior thIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE A REALLY BAD DAY TBH

Witch Mana puts on big hoop earrings

Druid Junior SHOULD HAVE JUST STAYED IN HIS HOLE

Witch Mana pierces his other ear

Lady Aleria dID I GET THE RABBIT?

Exile Nea grun ts. at least he was expecting it

Druid Junior yES AND YOU'RE

Witch Mana puts in annnooothhhhherrrr

Druid Junior FUCKING

Lady Aleria i will fite you nea

Druid Junior HEA VY

Lady Aleria sits up with the rabbit and sighs

Exile Nea: I really, ​really​ don't like you right now.

Witch Mana: NOW my favorite!

Queen Celia rip Nea

Witch Mana pulls out a wooden box

Lady Aleria: You're a quick little thing

Druid Junior oooowwwww Druid Junior and you're an asshole

Exile Nea my ears feel so heavy

Lady Aleria: I'm sorry if my dragon or I hurt you..

Witch Mana opens it and reveals paints

Queen Celia is so proud of her personal guard

Witch Mana: come here.

Druid Junior if you're sorry you could like... set me down Druid Junior outside the gates Druid Junior and let me go

Lady Aleria no

Druid Junior then ur not sorry are u

Exile Nea at least though look painless

Lady Aleria pushes herself up, the rabbit firmly in her grasp

Exile Nea drags himself over

Lady Aleria Drakon sniffs at the rabbit

Druid Junior growls at the dragon Druid Junior fite me bitch

Lady Aleria: The rabbit is not food, Drakon

Druid Junior I dare u

Witch Mana puts on that perfect eyeliner

Lady Aleria lifts a hand and pats the dragons nose

Witch Mana and then red for your lips haha youre so pretty

Exile Nea i shouldve let kanda kill me

Druid Junior bites the hand that's holding onto him

Lady Aleria moves her hand from her dragon to the rabbit, soft pettings

Witch Mana: okay, you may like this, though

Lady Aleria: Bite me all you want little rabbit

Druid Junior okay I will

Witch Mana: this is special, but be VERY careful

Druid Junior bites the other hand

Lady Aleria: I've felt more pain then your teeth can give

Queen Celia she's just going to wait for Aleria's return in the main hall

Exile Nea is honestly just bracing for the worst

Lady Aleria tfw u're 128 years old and seen many wars

Queen Celia rip Aleria

Druid Junior how are u 128 years old wtf

Lady Aleria walks inside with the rabbit. she does hiss every now and then at a bite

Witch Mana pulls out a (magic) crystal ball, holding it with a silk cloth

Lady Aleria dragon blood in my veins

Druid Junior huffing and growling Druid Junior might be thinking of killing u all in ur sleep tbh Exile Nea blinks at it

Queen Celia try it you little beast

Druid Junior maybe I will Druid Junior maybe I'll do more than think about it

Exile Nea: You're not going to make me carry that around, are you?

Lady Aleria continues the soft pets Lady Aleria: You're cute though

Queen Celia pfft like what

Exile Nea expensive looking fragile ball + one hand = ​no

Witch Mana: it's magic. Witch Mana: it will tell you things.

Queen Celia she's just staring at the ceiling thinking about what to eat for lunch

Exile Nea: What kind of things?

Queen Neah gets up

Exile Nea does not trust magic at this point

Queen Neah: ...I'm going to sleep....

Druid Junior no amount of cute will make my leg not hurt from getting landed on, and more importantly, erase the INDIGNATION Druid Junior I'm going to chew this finger off

Lady Aleria: I'm  back with the rabbit my Queen

Druid Junior and then the one after that

Queen Celia: Ah I see

Lady Aleria: May I ask what this little fella did?

Witch Mana: oh, it can be good... and it can be bad,

Queen Celia: Is it going to behave?

Lady Aleria: I doubt it, I will continue to hold it

Exile Nea: How vague of you Exile Nea very unimpressed look

Queen Celia: Good. As for what it has done, well, nothing we can prove yet just suspicions and speculations

Druid Junior okay but you want to know what THEY did to ME? Druid Junior BECAUSE I HAVE A LIST

Queen Celia shhh : )

Druid Junior I will not shush

Queen Celia I'll pay you in carrots to shush

Witch Mana: It likes to reveal a lot about people. Keep it private. Witch Mana: and keep it hidden

Druid Junior carrots are a stereotype Druid Junior I don't even like carrots

Queen Celia so picky Queen Celia then what do you like?

Druid Junior why would I tell u

Lady Aleria i would listen to you if rabbits talked

Queen Neah trails off

Druid Junior I'm a rabox u can't even understand anyway

Exile Nea: Then why take it at all?

Lady Aleria: I think I hurt the rabbit. If I could heal it, I would

Witch Mana: are you this stupid

Exile Nea: Will you stop calling me stupid? You haven't even told me the whole plan Exile Nea: Where are we ​going

Witch Mana: to the PALACE, dummy!

Druid Junior yeah I think you busted my hip way to go fatass

Queen Celia: You don't know how to treat it?

Lady Aleria i am not fat, you little shit

Druid Junior rich people are always fat

Witch Mana thinks

Lady Aleria i am a gaurd, i am not rich

Queen Celia: Well, what to do... I want to go check on Neah since I left her but I don't want the little rat to escape again

Witch Mana: this may be easier if I'm a cat Witch Mana poofs

Druid Junior Queen Bitch is fat

Queen Celia im rich and NOT fat excuse you

Druid Junior Queen Bitchier is fat

Exile Nea s i gh s

Druid Junior clearly u must be too

Lady Aleria: I will keep the rabbit in hand if you want to check on Queen Neah Lady Aleria i'm quite skinny thank you

Queen Celia: Yes, please do. I'll be back soon

Lady Aleria: Yes, my Queen

Druid Junior: Junior is very mean just fyi its not personal XD }

Queen Celia skin the rabbit thing if it keeps thinking I'm fat

Druid Junior shouldn't we skin and eat the fat thing instead

Queen Celia: ( bad junior xD

Lady Aleria: [] thats okay xD

Witch Mana meows extremely loud

Queen Celia UM WHAT FAT THING

Druid Junior um who else Druid Junior can't be me I'm a bunny

Lady Aleria looks down at the rabbit in her arms

Queen Neah laying in bed

Lady Aleria: How did you get in the castle anyway, I wonder..

Queen Celia she's just going to go check on Neah where tf is she anyways

Exile Nea: ........

Druid Junior is just gonna give up on fighting for now tbh he'll get his chance again eventually

Exile Nea this is the dumbest thing he's ever done

Witch Mana: MEOW

Queen Celia ......????

Lady Aleria blinks. did she just hear a meow?

Exile Nea: I heard you the first time.

Druid Junior: I think that's elsewhere xD Maybe }

Witch Mana: ( mana meowed very loud... so loud that aleria heard it

Lady Aleria: [] whoops lol

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( omg

Druid Junior: he's using his outside voice }

Witch Mana: MEOEOMEOWMWOEMNEOW

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Lady Aleria: [] i think of gary meowing when mana meows

Queen Celia she'll just check Neah's room

Lady Aleria pets them cute rabbit ears

Exile Nea what does he WANT Exile Nea I CAN'T PICK YOU UP IM HOLDING THE BALL

Druid Junior just hold out the nub and let the cat climb it

Queen Celia: Neah are you in here?

Druid Junior cats are good climber

Witch Mana stares up at him

Queen Celia oh look she's in bed

Witch Mana ​<your chest is too flat>

Queen Celia tip toes over and gives Neah a shake

Exile Nea puts his nub on his hip Exile Nea: I wonder why that is.

Lady Aleria nea needs boobs like mine

Druid Junior huffs and growls but lets her pet him Druid Junior just, whatever

Queen Neah snaps to reality Queen Neah: HUH

Queen Celia: ( 'puts his nub on his hip' that visual is cracking me up

Witch Mana circles around him

Queen Celia: Neah when did you come to bed?

Druid Junior: same lol }

Queen Celia: It's not even late yet

Lady Aleria: I won't let them hurt you. What could you have possibly done? Lady Aleria: [] tfw you reread your sentence and it makes no sense to you

Witch Mana ​<we need to stuff your shirt! it adds to your sex appeal!! meow!!!>

Queen Neah: I'm just. tired.

Exile Nea: Mana, I'm a man in a dress, my sex appeal isn't going to get that high.

Lady Aleria he doesnt even have curves

Witch Mana oh no you're right Witch Mana POOFS Witch Mana now you do

Lady Aleria corset Lady Aleria or that

Druid Junior I didn't do ANYTHING

Exile Nea THIS DOES NOT FEEL ​RIGHT

Druid Junior I just wanted a shiny

Queen Celia: Tired? Is it from the pregnancy?

Witch Mana ​<you look great!! meow>

Exile Nea: ​I hate this.

Witch Mana turns back into a human

Druid Junior like would they even notice one shiny going missing they have like a million shinies damn

Witch Mana: wait Witch Mana: you neeeeeeeeeeeeeed

Queen Celia rabbitfox count your blessings. at least you're not in Nea's situation

Witch Mana grabs boots with heels

Exile Nea: No

Witch Mana: put these on

Exile Nea: Absolutely not

Druid Junior no you just STUCK ME IN A CAGE and THREATENED TO EAT ME Druid Junior clearly I should be grateful Druid Junior clearly

Witch Mana: you have curvy hips, makeup, pierced ears, a dress Witch Mana: boots are not Witch Mana: going to hurt

Queen Celia if you were a good little one we wouldn't have gone so far

Witch Mana pushes him onto the bed

Queen Celia we could have ate you so yes be grateful

Queen Neah: most likely. Queen Neah: I feel horribly exhausted

Druid Junior I'm going to pee in everything you eat Druid Junior everything

Queen Celia: I see

Druid Junior be grateful, it could be worse

Exile Nea HUFFS and sticks his feet out Exile Nea put them on for me if youre that insistent

Queen Celia sits on neah's bed

Lady Aleria pets the wabbit

Queen Celia: you should watch your health

Druid Junior you could be dying of the plague or something like some random Joe out there

Witch Mana doesnt care Witch Mana youre like a doll Witch Mana puts the boots on him

Queen Celia don't pee in my food what the fuck

Druid Junior I'm definitely going to

Queen Neah: I bet something is wrong

Queen Celia you terrible little creature

Druid Junior you terrible fatty

Exile Nea: I'm going to fall in these

Queen Celia: Wrong? Why do you think that? Queen Celia I'M NOT FAT

Lady Aleria she's getting tired of standing in the same spot, so she moves to sit down in a near by chair

Druid Junior that's all a matter of perspective

Witch Mana grabs some shit and starts stuffing nea's shirt Witch Mana: who cares

Druid Junior is still mad btw but those pettings are a little bit nice but shhhh you didn't hear that from him

Lady Aleria dont worry, the pettings wont be stopping anytime soon

Exile Nea adjusts the top of his dress Exile Nea: I do?

Druid Junior good b/c clearly he, such a noble creature, shouldn't have to make such a request Druid Junior it is beneath him

Queen Celia get over yourself rat

Witch Mana: there! now, first things first, you're going to have to flirt with the guards to get into the palace

Exile Nea: .......

Witch Mana: really, you're going to need to do A LOT of flirting

Druid Junior rabox*

Exile Nea: Some of those men used to be my ​coworkers

Lady Aleria such a noble creature can also be eaten by a dragon

Druid Junior how do you have this much wealth but you're this stupid about identifying species

Queen Celia I know what I said

Witch Mana LAUGHS

Queen Neah: because something is always wrong

Druid Junior such a noble creature can also bite all the way down Druid Junior worst indigestion ever

Lady Aleria not if you're chewed up first

Queen Celia: that's not true, you're just being paranoid

Queen Neah: Can you blame me

Exile Nea: I'm not sure I like this plan at all.

Queen Celia: Well...no not really

Druid Junior I can be very determined

Witch Mana: it'll be worth it,

Queen Celia: But I assure you everything is fine right now!

Exile Nea: There have to be easier ways into the castle Exile Nea: I've snuck into the gardens before, I could do it again

Witch Mana: also I cannot promise that they won't put their hands on you Witch Mana: and no Witch Mana poof into a cat Witch Mana <​let's go!>

Queen Celia riP NEA

Exile Nea: ............ Exile Nea feels disgusted already Exile Nea: You... seem far too excited about all this.

Lady Aleria: [] imagine ria flirting with nea as he's dressed as a woman tho

Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Lady Aleria lifts the rabbit to her face, not too close though because of bitey teeths

Witch Mana darts off

Exile Nea: || if it getS HIM IN THE CASTLE HE'LL DO IT,

Witch Mana follow, stoopid

Druid Junior um excuse u

Exile Nea follows him. please slow down. these shoes are bad.

Lady Aleria smiles at the rabbit

Druid Junior you'd better not be trying to kiss him or any nastiness like that Druid Junior he ain't the frog prince

Lady Aleria: You are the cutest thing i have ever seen~

Witch Mana prances up to the palace Druid Junior yes yes I AM cute but it changes nothing I am still mad at u Sir Alma chillin @ the front

Witch Mana rubs against nea's leg

Exile Nea: || im tryna think of a fake name for nea to be going by

Lady Aleria: [] pfft

Druid Junior: Have it be like }

Queen Celia: ( jingles

Druid Junior: A reverse of his name or something }

Exile Nea: || ..........Aen?

Druid Junior: Or like scrambling the letters XD } Druid Junior: Ye }

Witch Mana: ( how do u say that

Druid Junior: Eh-en or something }

Lady Aleria: [] a - en

Queen Celia: ( ah-en?

Druid Junior: ye } Druid Junior: They'll never suspect a thing XD }

Queen Celia: ( sounds legit

Exile Nea: || or. maybe. ane. anne.

Witch Mana: ( tfw both the nea/h's in this au are crossdressing

Queen Celia: ( anne works Queen Celia: ( LMAO

Druid Junior: Someone else finally noticed lmfao }

Lady Aleria few days later and she's still happily petting the rabbit

Exile Nea sighs and pauses to pat Mana's head Exile Nea at least we're almost in Exile Nea just,,,

Druid Junior he could get used to this if he were being at all honest

Witch Mana <​we got some good info from the people>

Queen Celia is just wandering the palace, it's a new day woohoo

Druid Junior ofc he could also get used to going home with lots of shinies

Witch Mana ​<sorry about some of the things you had to deal with hehe>

Queen Celia is shinies all you think about

Exile Nea ​<No you're not.>

Lady Aleria her armor is shiny

Druid Junior home.... shinies.... home... uh.... Druid Junior okay well food too Druid Junior but ye pretty much Druid Junior is also a lil bit salty and therefore determined to get your shinies just to spite you

Sir Alma eatin an apple 8l

Queen Celia speaking of food she's gonna head towards the dining hall

Queen Neah sitting alone in the garden. thinking of nea.

Exile Nea god

Queen Celia NEAH

Exile Nea haven't I done enough yet

Druid Junior get a room

Lady Aleria they cant

Druid Junior sure they can

Queen Neah who Queen Neah what Queen Celia wait what

Druid Junior there's tons of love-hate relationships Druid Junior what's one more

Lady Aleria good point Lady Aleria forbidden love~

Queen Neah what are you talking about

Queen Celia also she's going to head to the garden now she senses Neah having bad thoughts

Druid Junior a real Romeo and Juliet

Queen Celia is also confused

Lady Aleria nea and neah, forbidden lovers~

Queen Celia spots Neah and heads on over Queen Celia oh right that whole fiasco

Lady Aleria i still want kanda

Queen Neah also the problem ​wherewefoundoutwererelated

Lady Aleria oh yeah

Queen Neah he's mine

Queen Celia #drama

Queen Neah wiggles feet

Exile Nea steels himself. okay. just gotta. charm his way passed alma now. simple.

Queen Neah no shoes, no shoes

Queen Celia: Neah out in the garden I see Queen Celia: ..... Queen Celia: Where are your shoes?

Queen Neah: I don't know

Druid Junior I totally peed in them Druid Junior probably

Witch Mana stares up at nea

Druid Junior idk, I peed in someone's shoes

Lady Aleria picks up the rabbit and hops up to go and wander for a little bit

Sir Alma oh whose that

Druid Junior hard to tell past all the perfume who's

Queen Celia gdi rabox

Druid Junior oh woop and he's moving again--

Exile Nea approaches with a pleasant smile. he's had three days to practice, this should go fine.

Queen Celia: what do you mean you don't know?

Exile Nea: Good afternoon, Sir.

Queen Celia nea please no

Witch Mana ​<flirty, not proper, stupid>

Lady Aleria: I want to let you stretch your legs, but i also don't want to lose you..

Sir Alma looks her up and down Sir Alma ​HOT DIGGITY!

Exile Nea <​I said three words, relax> Exile Nea: || IM FU CKI NG LAU GHing Exile Nea: || HOT DI gGi tTy

Queen Celia I quit

Lady Aleria: [] oh. my god

Druid Junior: LMFAO }

Queen Celia: ( IM WHEEZING

Lady Aleria who the fuck is this guy?

Exile Nea: || IM GO NE

Sir Alma: ( ahahahHAHA

Druid Junior oh, how considerate, considering you crushed them and made me a cripple Druid Junior I hope ur proud of urself Druid Junior making rabox's into cripples

Sir Alma: Why hello there, miss

Lady Aleria it was one leg, calm down

Exile Nea could you be any less obviously when checking me out, holy shit

Lady Aleria im not hurting you again. i was following orders

Druid Junior ohh woooe is meee Druid Junior crippled for life Druid Junior I'll be eaten by a bird of prey for sure Druid Junior all of my many many children will mourn

Lady Aleria or neah, if i give you to her

Druid Junior if they don't get eaten first with no one to look after them Druid Junior woooe is meee

Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Queen Neah: good. I like the warmth Queen Neah wiggles feet

Queen Celia: I see, guess I'll join you. I feel like I need to relax Queen Celia proceeds to remove her pure gold heels and wiggles her own feet

Lady Aleria: I'll let you roam in my room later

Queen Neah: When was the last time you were in Rosapast, Celia?

Queen Celia: I.....not for some time....but I'm thinking maybe it's time I head back Queen Celia: Soon anyways

Queen Neah looks sad at that Queen Neah no

Queen Celia oh no not that look Queen Celia this is why it's always so hard to go back

Lady Aleria that reminds me my Queen Lady Aleria is the king dead yet?

Queen Celia yes?

Queen Neah: ( MY ANIMAL CRACKERS A FREUFCKING CONNEC5TED AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE HUMAN C ENTIPED4E IMM SCREA,MING

Lady Aleria: [] AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Queen Celia THE WITCH HAS YET TO KILL MY HUSBAND

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Queen Celia: ( NOOOO

Lady Aleria goddamn that lazy witch

Sir Alma hey guys

Queen Celia he better watch out the next time I see him

Lady Aleria we would have been better off dropping poison in his drink

Sir Alma you better arrest this lady for being so hot

Queen Celia maybe we should arrest you

Sir Alma oooo ;)

Queen Celia yes I should have poisoned him myself Queen Celia oh... Queen Celia : )

Lady Aleria no my Queen. i cannot allow you to dirty your hands. i would have poisoned him for you

Sir Alma queen celia is the most beautiful

Queen Celia ......Aleria I'm lucky to have you by my side Queen Celia YOU GUYS I'M STAYING IN GALAELDAN

Lady Aleria It is an honor to be beside you, my Queen..

Queen Neah lays back and stares up at the sky

Queen Celia: Neah, would you be okay if I went back?

Lady Aleria is the Queen taking a liking to the guard?

Druid Junior all of you, get a room Druid Junior and leave me outside it

Queen Neah: yes.

Queen Celia ......we went on a date once

Lady Aleria i have no one to get a room with Druid Junior sure you do

Sir Alma so

Queen Celia: Are you sure? You worry me these days maybe I can prolong my stay here

Druid Junior Queen Bitch and Queen Bitchier

Queen Celia Aleria feel free to eat the rat

Lady Aleria i cannot taint my queens

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Neah: It's alright, you have duties of your own.

Druid Junior sure you can

Queen Celia fight me

Druid Junior maybe I will

Queen Celia: Well, as of now Chaozii is taking care of everything

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea raises a hand to scratch at his cheek and laughs a little Exile Nea: Forgive me, I'm sure I came up here with a question, but...

Sir Alma so

Exile Nea looks Alma over Exile Nea: ...I seem to have forgotten it

Druid Junior anyone smell anything funny

Witch Mana ​<SEXY not BASHFUL!>

Lady Aleria: I need to feed Drakon. Perhaps it won't hurt to bring you with me

Witch Mana claws foot

Queen Celia no??

Lady Aleria looks down at the cutie in her lap

Druid Junior I'm smelling something fu-- DO NOT

Exile Nea ​<I'm not a ​whore>

Lady Aleria im not feeding you to him, you noodle

Exile Nea jumps a little and kicks at the cat

Druid Junior maybe I don't want to go Druid Junior maybe I want to stay here Druid Junior alone Druid Junior unattended

Queen Celia holy shit nea

Lady Aleria in the cage?

Sir Alma: Well, that's alright, Sir Alma smirks Sir Alma: you're not from around here, are you?

Druid Junior um just the room will do Druid Junior no cages plz

Lady Aleria idk. i'll have to lock everything behind me

Exile Nea do I LOOK like im from around here

Lady Aleria the windows and the doors

Druid Junior okay Druid Junior do it

Lady Aleria hmmm

Druid Junior no dragons. no cages

Sir Alma i see all kinds of people

Exile Nea shakes his head softly

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit with her. walks out the huge door, past Alma and the stranger

Queen Celia be wary Aleria

Lady Aleria im taking him with me

Druid Junior well fine then ignore my needs

Lady Aleria i will~

Exile Nea: It's pretty obvious, hm? I'm a traveler of sorts.

Druid Junior maybe I'll die of a heart attack like small animals do Druid Junior maybe you're a horrible pet owner

Sir Alma: Tell me, my lady, what is your name?

Lady Aleria turns the rabbit around so his facing her chest and snuggles Lady Aleria there

Druid Junior great now I can get suffocated by tits

Queen Neah sighs

Druid Junior can't decide if best death or worst

Sir Alma i want to be suffocated by tits

Druid Junior: SMH @ JUNIOR TBH }

Lady Aleria whistles. soon it's followed by a roar and a dragon landing in the court yard Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia smh @ alma

Exile Nea what a fuckboy

Queen Celia neah I'm not sure if I want to stay in your kingdom or not

Lady Aleria good luck getting suffocated in that ladies fake tits alma

Queen Neah same

Sir Alma so depressing

Exile Nea donT DISS MY TITS

Queen Celia neAH NO Queen Celia NEA YOUR TITS ARE FAKE

Sir Alma so name or nah

Exile Nea buddy. pal. hold the fuck on. Exile Nea: || ive never flirted a day in my life so this is an Adventure Exile Nea: No need for formalities-- Just ​Anne​ is fine.

Witch Mana i should have done all of the flirting. nea looks like a 5 year old

Druid Junior ew dragon stank

Exile Nea excuse me Exile Nea what five year old has fake tits like these

Druid Junior also other stank? Druid Junior srsly does no one smell that

Lady Aleria carefully climbs up on the dragon, flipping her long beautiful hair over her shoulder Lady Aleria nope

Druid Junior gonna dislodge himself from the death tits to smell the air

Exile Nea: And what can I call you...?

Sir Alma kinda just has her against the wall, with an arm just above her. u know how it is Sir Alma flashes a grin Sir Alma: Call me Alma

Lady Aleria what a flirt Exile Nea can you believe this guy Queen Celia no I can't so have fun Nea

Sir Alma what? she's hot

Exile Nea smirks

Witch Mana yawns

Robin Hood: Is the rabbit-thing calmed down yet?

Druid Junior is just gonna wiggle free

Queen Celia: Neah, are we good queens? Queen Celia deep talk time

Queen Neah: ...yes?

Lady Aleria oh no you dont

Queen Neah: I think

Exile Nea: Well I can certainly say that it's a pleasure to meet you, Sir Alma.

Robin Hood finds neah and celia

Lady Aleria: What are you doing, bud?

Queen Celia: Oh, Robin what do you think?

Druid Junior um is too going to wriggle free how dare u

Queen Celia: Are Neah and I good queens?

Robin Hood: I would say you are?

Lady Aleria: can you smell something? is it bad?

Witch Mana ​<nea, you gotta act sexy. otherwise they lose interest, do I need to get my hands dirty>

Sir Alma: so, what brings you to the palace?

Druid Junior gonna wiggle free and-- wow this dragon is kinda a high thing to fall from

Robin Hood WHERE IS EVERYONE

Lady Aleria thats why im holding you tightly

Exile Nea ​<Mana, I don't know if you know this, but I've only been with one man in my entire life.>

Exile Nea: || he's in full drag, seducing his way into the castle

Druid Junior: Junior and Aleria are in the main ? courtyard near Nea and Alma } Druid Junior: where Alma is flirting and Nea is trying to fake flirt xD }

Robin Hood walks to the main courtyard Robin Hood stops

Witch Mana <​it's not hard.>

Robin Hood: Aleria!!

Lady Aleria looks over

Witch Mana ​<work your body>

Lady Aleria: Robin!~

Robin Hood still in drag herself

Exile Nea ​I hate you.

Robin Hood: How have you been?

Queen Neah feels sick

Druid Junior is just gonna bunny-hop/limp to the gate

Queen Celia oh dear

Druid Junior what is that smell

Lady Aleria: Good.  I'm about to get and let Drakon feed, do you want to join us?

Queen Neah: ........................​.....

Queen Celia: Neah are you okay? You don't look so well

Queen Neah: ye-

Lady Aleria: Oh, the bunny got free

Queen Neah throws up Queen Neah nope

Lady Aleria: We should get him first

Queen Celia uh oh Queen Celia: Neah!

Robin Hood walks over and picks up the bunny thing

Lady Aleria slides off her dragon

Druid Junior sniffing around Alma and-- Druid Junior exCUSE Druid Junior oh its you again

Exile Nea: Mm, I wanted to see it up close. I've heard so many stories about the gardens, the paintings, the ​people...

Queen Celia she rubs the other queen's back

Druid Junior twists around and aims to kick him in the face. Fuck off.

Queen Neah groans

Queen Celia: Can you move? Shall we go back inside? I can bring you water

Lady Aleria pats the rabbits ears

Druid Junior growls

Exile Nea sets a hand on Alma's chest, right below the collarbone. is this forward enough.

Lady Aleria: I don't want you going far, bud. Not until your leg heals, then maybe i'll let you go home

Exile Nea how do you flirt as a woman

Sir Alma: Well, here it--- Sir Alma hears something Sir Alma stands up straight and clears his throat

Robin Hood my advice is to be cute, nerr

Exile Nea mana says i have to be sexy

Robin Hood that's a fail and you know it

Witch Mana cute doesn't cut it

Exile Nea : ( Exile Nea blinks and pulls back his hand. what was that

Druid Junior growls louder

Lady Aleria takes the rabbit from Robin and holds him

Sir Alma: Excuse me, my lady, but I have business I must attend to.

Lady Aleria: What's wrong?

Druid Junior squirms. Put me down!!

Lady Aleria No

Druid Junior yes

Exile Nea looks confused because he is confused but. okay. he cant stop me from entering the castle if he's not here.

Lady Aleria go nea go

Sir Alma switches positions with another guard and goes to do shit

Exile Nea fixes his hair

Sir Alma nea, you can't just get in

Exile Nea damn it Exile Nea ew

Sir BEEFSALOT A BIG BEEFY KNIGHT

Exile Nea ew ew ew

Robin Hood oh no

Exile Nea mana there has to be another way in im tired of this Exile Nea if he grabs my ass im going to die Exile Nea literally die

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( im c r  y i n g

Robin Hood looool

Sir BEEFSALOT crosses arms and stares down

Lady Aleria her face displays the look of 'nope' and she grabs Robins wrist and shuffles away

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​what

Lady Aleria u're on ur own lady

Queen Celia Neah for fucks sake are you okay

Robin Hood is slowly pulled away

Exile Nea: Uh-- Exile Nea ​<Mana.>

Queen Neah at least i'm not coughing up blood like LAST time

Lady Aleria dont jinx urself Neah

Exile Nea <I don't think this guys gonna budge.> Exile Nea <​I don't think I WANT him to budge>

Witch Mana uhhhhmmmmmm

Queen Celia: Yes but this is still bad! Hold on maybe I can carry you back to the palace

Exile Nea ​<Can't you turn him into a bug?>

Queen Neah nods

Witch Mana <no! i'm tired>

Exile Nea ​<Why haven't you been doing that in the first place?> Exile Nea ​<SO AM I>

Witch Mana i've used a lot of magic

Robin Hood just watching things go down between beefknight and the not-lady

Lady Aleria same robin

Robin Hood that she doesnt know is a not lady

Queen Celia she's just gonna try and carry Neah but wow she's a lot heavier than expected she's kinda walking slowly with her knees bent

Exile Nea s w ea ts

Queen Celia: I got...this

Robin Hood but she feels a kindred spirit in the 'lady'

Sir BEEFSALOT sniffs Sir BEEFSALOT the air Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I smell lies

Druid Junior flails and growls

Robin Hood o - o Robin Hood well i'm over here so

Lady Aleria: [] LOL

Queen Celia: ( I SMELL LIES

Lady Aleria raises eyebrow

Sir BEEFSALOT pokes a beefy finger to her chest Sir BEEFSALOT: ​Who are you

Lady Aleria: [] the image of a flailing rabbit is funny to me

Druid Junior let go!! let go!! let go!!

Exile Nea: I-- Exile Nea YIKES

Witch Mana: MEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW​WWW

Druid Junior: good } Druid Junior: it should be xD }

Lady Aleria okay she's going to put him down now because she feels like she's being cruel

Druid Junior THANK YOU

Queen Neah is sweating

Lady Aleria but she'll stay close so he isnt eaten or something

Druid Junior also wtf was that noise Druid Junior wtf is that smell

Exile Nea: E-excuse me, I need to check on my cat

Witch Mana: MEOOOOWWWWWWwwwwWWwwWWWw​wW

Exile Nea RETREATS

Queen Celia is also sweating wow how do guards do this shit

Sir BEEFSALOT fuckin pussies

Druid Junior limp-hops back towards the guard and the not-lady

Lady Aleria great gotta approach the manbeef

Exile Nea misses his sword and armor god this is Not Good

Witch Mana trots away

Queen Celia okay she managed to carry Neah into the palace now to head to Neah's room

Druid Junior stops by the manbeef and sniffs, watching the cat Druid Junior cannot limp that fast tho Druid Junior wtf get back here cat so he can smell you

Witch Mana turns back to a human figure and sits down

Exile Nea follows mana. stay away from my cat

Witch Mana breathing heavily

Sir BEEFSALOT is hungry for ​beef

Druid Junior just gonna sit here then ow hopping is hard

Lady Aleria leans away from the beefman then picks the rabbit up again gently

Witch Mana: I'm ​tired

Exile Nea: YOU'RE tired!? Exile Nea is fed up >:|

Lady Aleria approaches her dragon

Witch Mana: YES ​I'M​ tired.

Queen Celia finally gets Neah into bed

Witch Mana is starts raining heavily bc he's upset

Queen Celia: Wait here I'll go get some water!

Exile Nea scowls and sits down Exile Nea: I told you this plan was stupid

Witch Mana: it'll ​work. Witch Mana: I just need to rest.

Lady Aleria: Alright Drakon, you've gotta go and hunt on your own today. Come straight back when you're done.. i can't lose you..

Exile Nea: There's an impenetrable mass of muscle blocking our way.

Druid Junior wtf where did this rain come from

Witch Mana: do you know him?

Druid Junior there was no rain on the weather report

Exile Nea: Not personally, but I've seen him around.

Lady Aleria rests her forehead against the dragons snout, patting him with one hand while holding the rabbit

Witch Mana: I don't... think... he's interested...

Exile Nea shakes his head Exile Nea: Definitely not

Queen Celia why the fuck is it raining, oh well she's got more important things to worry about. She's running back with the glass of water Queen Celia shit she just remembered she left her heels outside

Exile Nea: That other guy seemed easy enough, but... Exile Nea what a creep

Queen Neah is sitting up Exile Nea 's skin is crawling

Witch Mana: I've done this a lot

Exile Nea: ...You have? Exile Nea squints

Witch Mana: yes. Witch Mana: but I hate humans. Witch Mana: hmph Witch Mana hides in his hair

Druid Junior crawls up onto her shoulder and watching the gate

Exile Nea how immature Queen Celia arrives with the water Queen Celia: Neah how are you feeling?

Lady Aleria presses a kiss to the dragon snoot, before stepping back so the dragon can take off to go get food

Exile Nea sighs heavily and just slumps in his seat

Queen Neah: ....different

Druid Junior good. finally. no more dragon.

Queen Celia: Different...how?

Druid Junior less stank in the air

Queen Celia hands over the water

Exile Nea: There has to be some other way.

Witch Mana: ....no

Druid Junior I'll be your ticket in if you'll be my ticket out lol

Lady Aleria lifts her hand and pets the rabbit

Queen Neah takes the water and drinks it

Queen Neah: I... don't know

Exile Nea how can a rabbit help me break in

Druid Junior rabox*

Queen Celia he's a rat

Druid Junior as soon as I figure out how to get away from these assholes for five seconds I'll let u know

Queen Celia: Well do you feel bad?

Druid Junior and she's a dunce who failed her biology classes

Queen Celia excuse me as a queen I aced all of my studies

Queen Neah is just staring straight ahead Queen Neah: I feel great

Druid Junior suuuuure you did

Queen Celia .......She feels concerned Queen Celia: Great? Queen Celia of course I did you animal!

Witch Mana turns into a cat

Exile Nea ties his hair back with a little ribbon Exile Nea too warm

Witch Mana ​<maybe I'll just let you do your own thing>

Exile Nea: You're ​joking Exile Nea: You can't just get me into this mess then ​leave​ when it starts to go south

Witch Mana <​I'm tired and I've been around too many people>

Druid Junior probably couldn't tell the difference between a porpoise and a giraffe

Sir BEEFSALOT is looming behind right behind nea

Lady Aleria uh oh

Exile Nea oh no Exile Nea smells BEEF

Queen Neah: Yes Queen Neah: it's amazing

Exile Nea turns slowly

Sir BEEFSALOT swoops nea up

Queen Celia: .....

Exile Nea YELPS

Druid Junior oh wait, u aren't holding me? Okay

Queen Celia: You didn't eat something in the garden did you?

Lady Aleria perks at the yelp

Druid Junior leaps off the shoulder then

Exile Nea: Put me down!!!

Queen Celia goodbye nea

Sir BEEFSALOT holds her by the back of her dress

Lady Aleria dont break another leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​I know what you're UP TO

Druid Junior haha very funny

Witch Mana growls

Druid Junior hops toward the gate

Exile Nea: I'm not up to anything! Let me ​go!! Exile Nea: This is NO way to treat a lady!

Queen Celia is the rabox escaping?

Druid Junior yes keep screaming now he won't have to follow his nose

Lady Aleria should she follow the yells? Lady Aleria yes. follows the rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT: you're coming with me. Sir BEEFSALOT throws her over his shoulder and heads off

Druid Junior oh hey they're coming this way

Exile Nea starts pounding on his back with his fist

Sir BEEFSALOT no Sir BEEFSALOT i'm heading away from the palace

Lady Aleria: Excuse me, sir?! What are you doing?!

Druid Junior oh well SLOW DOWN

Exile Nea: I'm being HARASSED

Druid Junior CANNOT RUN THAT FAST RN Druid Junior okay maybe he can it just hurts

Exile Nea will Make A Scene

Sir BEEFSALOT looks back and sneers

Lady Aleria glares right back. you dont scare me

Druid Junior wouldn't it just be a shame if he were to. Bite the beefcake's leg

Sir BEEFSALOT: are you in on this?:

Lady Aleria: In on what?

Queen Celia Neah where do you find these fucking guards omg

Queen Neah uhhh idk

Exile Nea all i did was talk to my cat Exile Nea let a fake woman live her life

Sir BEEFSALOT turns around Sir BEEFSALOT: let me bring her to the queen.

Lady Aleria: I am the personal guard of Queen Celia, here to visit your Queen and I demand to know what is going on!

Queen Celia touches Neah's forehead

Druid Junior bites the beefcake harder

Queen Celia: Are you sure you're okay

Lady Aleria: And i hate to be frank, but the Palace is the other way

Sir BEEFSALOT: I don't take orders from you. Sir BEEFSALOT animal im covered in metal

Exile Nea FLAILS

Sir BEEFSALOT bitch did i not turn around

Exile Nea LET ME DOWN

Lady Aleria oh you did

Witch Mana is following closely behind

Lady Aleria steps aside

Druid Junior fINE he'll just growl menacingly

Sir BEEFSALOT wtf is that thing

Druid Junior oh hi cat Druid Junior bitch r u blind I'm a rabox

Lady Aleria my pet?

Exile Nea on one hand this is humiliating. on the other, at least he's taking me to the castle..?

Witch Mana meows at the rabox Witch Mana ​<nea, stop flailing your legs, you're wearing a ​dress>

Druid Junior sniffs at the cat

Exile Nea o h

Druid Junior u smell weird r u really a cat

Exile Nea stops flailing

Lady Aleria: THen to the palace. Now

Exile Nea actually flushes a little. does NOT want to be found out as a dude right now.

Sir BEEFSALOT was already on his way smh

Druid Junior: RIP Nea }

Queen Celia no don't come over here you guys are going to give the Queen a heart attack

Druid Junior good Witch Mana no i'm not

Druid Junior one less person between him and the shinies

Queen Celia shut up you rat Exile Nea: ..At least allow me the dignity of ​walking.

Druid Junior you shut up u ignoramous I'm a rabox

Queen Neah sighs happily

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​No.

Druid Junior growls at the beef

Queen Celia idgaf what you are

Lady Aleria picks up the rabox, so his leggy isnt sore no more

Queen Celia: Uh...Neah?

Sir BEEFSALOT enters the palace Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Queen Neah: yess

Queen Celia oh shit they're coming

Lady Aleria: Last I heard, her quarters

Queen Celia: You seem out of if

Exile Nea fuck Exile Nea prays that this goes well

Druid Junior welp Druid Junior goodbye exit strategy Druid Junior why ya'll gotta make this hard

Lady Aleria yep

Sir BEEFSALOT stops Sir BEEFSALOT: I cannot go into her private quarters.

Exile Nea: What a shame.

Lady Aleria: I will go and get her. Stay here.

Exile Nea nooooooooo

Queen Celia start praying Nea

Lady Aleria she then ascends the stairs and makes her way to the Queens room Lady Aleria knocks on le door

Druid Junior just flicking his tail in irritation

Exile Nea: ...Will you let me down ​now?

Queen Neah falls on his back

Queen Celia hears a knock and walks to the door Queen Celia wait Neah wtf

Sir BEEFSALOT drops her on her back

Queen Celia: Um, hold on! Queen Celia rushes to Neah

Exile Nea ​!!

Queen Celia: Are you okay?

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her hands and arrests her

Queen Neah rolling Queen Neah: yes

Queen Celia: Neah!

Lady Aleria: My Queens?

Queen Celia: Pull yourself together!

Exile Nea: I don't understand why I'm being apprehended! Exile Nea: I haven't done anything!

Queen Celia: Aleria is that you? Come in!

Lady Aleria: My Queens, a guard has-

Druid Junior ew, you two

Queen Celia: A guard has what? I think something is wrong with Neah

Sir BEEFSALOT: Shut your mouth, gypsy.

Queen Celia ew that rat

Exile Nea scowls Exile Nea ...

Queen Neah is wiggling on the floor

Druid Junior RABOX*

Lady Aleria: A-a guard has captured someone, they wish for Queen Neah to see them.

Exile Nea howre you gonna arrest me when i got only one hand Exile Nea cuffs aint gonna work buddy

Queen Celia: Well Neah doesn't seem to be in any condition to do so-- Neah!!

Sir BEEFSALOT then u are cuffed to me

Lady Aleria put a cuff on the nub

Exile Nea nooooooo Exile Nea tugs his arm. Exile Nea: At least tell me why I'm here

Queen Celia grabs Neah's shoulders

Queen Neah: ( idk why but i fuckin laughing at the image of neah just wiggling on the floor and celia desperately calling his name

Lady Aleria: They were trying to get into the Palace

Queen Celia: ( I AM TOO FU CK

Druid Junior: SAME }

Lady Aleria: [] is neah being possessed

Queen Celia: There's too much happening right now! We need to prioritize Neah's health go find a doctor!

Queen Neah: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lady Aleria nods and leaves the room, leaping down the steps three at a time. hold on rabox

Queen Neah: ( haha that's funny. NEAH being the one possessed Queen Neah: ( lolllllllllllll

Queen Celia: ( LMAO CAM PLEASE

Druid Junior excuse u u do not bounce the rabox

Lady Aleria: Queen Neah is in no shape to see the prisoner at the moment. She needs a doctor- NOW

Queen Neah grabs the bed

Exile Nea blinks Exile Nea ??????? what is going on

Queen Celia: Neah can you hear me?!

Exile Nea: What's wrong with the Queen?

Sir BEEFSALOT frowns

Lady Aleria: I am not sure..

Sir BEEFSALOT: I'll fetch one immediately. Sir BEEFSALOT pulls 'anne' to her feet Sir BEEFSALOT goes in search of a doctor

Queen Neah mumbling

Exile Nea stumbles after this muscle mountain Exile Nea changed name to Gypsy Anne

Queen Celia holy shit ya majesty is losing it Queen Celia: Neah calm down what's wrong?

Sir BEEFSALOT goes to jirandai Sir BEEFSALOT: the queen requires you aid immediately, Sir BEEFSALOT: she resides in her quarters.

Queen Celia is rubbing Neah's back

Gypsy Anne: I would've been fine in the throne room, you know. I mean this kingdom no ill will

Queen Neah: i'm okayy

Gypsy Anne thats a lie but. w/e

Healer Jirandai: Of course. Healer Jirandai she's quick to hop up and rush to Neah's room

Sir BEEFSALOT now that they're gone

Queen Celia: You don't seem okay do you feel weird?

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls out the crystal ball. Sir BEEFSALOT: ​look familiar?

Queen Celia: You're acting very strange

Gypsy Anne: Hey--

Healer Jirandai: My queen, I am here..

Gypsy Anne so that's why my bag felt lighter

Queen Celia: Yes please come in and help Neah

Healer Jirandai: [] sir beefy is a ninja

Gypsy Anne: That's.. Gypsy Anne: A family heirloom.

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It's witchcraft.

Healer Jirandai kneels beside Neah

Gypsy Anne: It's-- Gypsy Anne ohh no Gypsy Anne shakes his head and waves his nub Gypsy Anne: No-- You're mistaken

Druid Junior hops down

Queen Neah back arches and groans

Healer Jirandai: My Queen. Can you hear me?

Gypsy Anne: It's just a stone! Well, crystal, really. But that's ​all.​ Nothing magical about it

Sir BEEFSALOT: ​It showed me your plans.

Witch Mana remember when i said to keep an eye on that Druid Junior sniffs around for the beefcake and not-lady

Gypsy Anne it was in my BAG Gypsy Anne help me, rabox Gypsy Anne: I don't know what you're talking about! Gypsy Anne backs up as much as he can while shackled

Sir BEEFSALOT: you'll be burned at the stake.

Gypsy Anne: ​I'm not a witch!!

Sir BEEFSALOT yanks her over with a tug of his arm (ow)

Druid Junior oh look found them

Witch Mana scared kitty is ready to dip out

Gypsy Anne ​<MANA>

Witch Mana is backing up

Druid Junior hmmmm what to do he doesn't want to risk changing and being confirmed as a shapeshifter but

Robin Hood around somewhere, doin something

Lady Aleria: Unfortunately that is not for ​you ​ to decide, guard

Queen Celia: How is she doctor?

Sir BEEFSALOT ignores her Sir BEEFSALOT lmao, youre not important

Robin Hood to aleria

Queen Celia don't piss off my dragon tamer

Healer Jirandai: I'm not sure, she is moving too much for me to pin point what is wrong

Robin Hood do i need to steal a lady?

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Queen Celia she'll feed you to Drakon

Gypsy Anne is fully prepared to break his own hand to pull it out of this cuff

Robin Hood robin was there.. somehow?

Gypsy Anne pls dont get stepped on, weird furry thing

Sir BEEFSALOT: Maybe I'll throw you to the boys, first.

Robin Hood wait no

Queen Celia: Neah stop moving! Let the doctor help you

Robin Hood sees the knight and the girl from the window Robin Hood in her most girlish voice Robin Hood: "Oh! Sir Knight!"

Healer Jirandai: [] how much is that girl in the window?~

Robin Hood: I need you!

Gypsy Anne: || 2 much 4 u

Druid Junior rams into the guards leg and growls. Not like it does much but he's still thinking give him a moment

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Healer Jirandai: [] pfft

Healer Jirandai places her hands on Neah gently, trying to calm her Queens movements

Gypsy Anne cannot believe that his brother has abandoned him Gypsy Anne holy s h it

Queen Neah kicks

Queen Celia Neah no! Queen Celia: Oh dear

Witch Mana still here. just in the process of ditching

Robin Hood louder

Gypsy Anne youre as good as gone if youre not HELPING ME

Robin Hood: ​SIR KNIGHT

Sir BEEFSALOT: ...

Gypsy Anne is that Gypsy Anne robin?

Druid Junior knocks into the beef's leg again Druid Junior metal kinda hurts

Healer Jirandai: My Queen, please calm down

Sir BEEFSALOT kicks the rabox away

Robin Hood: There is a LADY in DISTRESS

Druid Junior that hurts more

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Queen Celia rip rabox

Sir BEEFSALOT what the fuck do i look like

Lady Aleria my pet! how dare you

Sir BEEFSALOT prince charming

Robin Hood a knight

Lady Aleria a guard?

Robin Hood unless yous a lil bitch

Gypsy Anne o shit

Lady Aleria ooooooooooo

Queen Celia: ( LMAO ROBIN

Gypsy Anne u gonna let her talk to u like that

Queen Celia dang

Sir BEEFSALOT im gonna let her stay in 'distress'

Robin Hood to the beefknight i'm a man

Sir BEEFSALOT while i deal with you

Robin Hood a small man Robin Hood a sman

Queen Celia sman Queen Celia okay

Druid Junior sman

Gypsy Anne is just gonna aggressively try and pull his hand through this cuff

Lady Aleria LOL

Robin Hood fucking swings on a rope from the window jack sparrow style

Sir BEEFSALOT grabs her by the hair

Queen Celia: Here let me help hold the queen down while you examine her

Robin Hood and into anne and the beefknight

Druid Junior why ya'll gotta come riding in how am I supposed to change with witnesses smh

Sir BEEFSALOT lol nah. left.

Robin Hood prepare for impact

Queen Celia is attempting to hold down Neah

Lady Aleria: [] -SINGS THE POTC THEME-

Druid Junior: lmfao }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( cmon yall Sir BEEFSALOT: ( u cant make conflict EASY

Gypsy Anne: || u just like bullying nea

Robin Hood: ((robin is the size of a child Robin Hood: ((or Robin Hood: ((well

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i like bullying every muse 4ever

Robin Hood: ((yeah

Gypsy Anne you know what there's only one thing he can do in this situation

Healer Jirandai her hands glow green. perhaps is she uses a bit of Cure, the Queen will calm

Gypsy Anne SCREAMS

Queen Celia: ( CAM NO

Druid Junior if he left rabox is chasing

Lady Aleria jumps in a frighten

Sir BEEFSALOT covers her fucking mouth wtf

Robin Hood picks up the rabox

Gypsy Anne bites his gross hand >​B(

Robin Hood: Lead the way, furry one!!

Lady Aleria runs where that scream came from

Druid Junior wtf why are you picking me up let me go u swine in tights

Sir BEEFSALOT that's it

Robin Hood point the WAY

Sir BEEFSALOT takes off the cuffs and fuckin manhandles her

Lady Aleria sprints at the guard

Druid Junior thIS IS NOT CONDUSIVE AT ALL ARE U DUMB

Lady Aleria if she sees him

Robin Hood sets the fluff down just lead the way dammit

Sir BEEFSALOT pulls a sword to her throat

Druid Junior huffs

Sir BEEFSALOT try it, aleria

Queen Celia wOAH

Druid Junior but is gonna go running for where the guard went

Lady Aleria slides to a halt

Druid Junior: that escalated quickly }

Lady Aleria: [] it did omg

Gypsy Anne well this isnt a position he ever wanted to be in

Robin Hood sneaks around to the other side

Queen Celia: ( it's getting real

Gypsy Anne stops struggling immediately

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( this is nothing compared that ONE night ('8

Robin Hood: ((lol yeah

Gypsy Anne is this what neah felt like last time i was here

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( with the fucking fall of versalice Sir BEEFSALOT: ( that was fucked up

Druid Junior: the what }

Lady Aleria could use a shout, but that lady is too close

Queen Celia: ( I missed that one right?

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( i think so

Gypsy Anne: || it was Bad

Robin Hood is on the other side of anne and beef

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( nea cut out his eye and cut off his own hand in that one

Druid Junior hmmm is it worth him risking his life just for this? Probably not

Robin Hood: ((it was a thing, that's for sure Robin Hood: Knight!

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( and then his daughter also was killed ('8

Queen Celia: ( holy shit

Druid Junior: ah }

Robin Hood draws sword

Druid Junior nah not worth it

Sir BEEFSALOT cuts her a bit

Druid Junior but y'know what

Gypsy Anne uhmmm excuse me rabox Gypsy Anne im definitely worth it

Druid Junior makes for a perfect distraction to get his shinies and go now

Queen Celia RABOX YOU SLY RAT

Lady Aleria perhaps Bend Will will work

Gypsy Anne winces and tries to lean away from the sword, even if it means leaning back into mr. beef

Robin Hood rabox i'll give you the elf jewels i snagged in you bite this guy

Druid Junior thanks not-lady you served the purpose he wanted either way :')

Queen Neah gets up

Druid Junior um he is covered in metal I won't get anywhere with biting I tried that

Queen Celia ???

Druid Junior but like

Queen Celia: Neah....?

Lady Aleria the shout makes animals, people, and even dragons do my bidding

Druid Junior thanks for the pettings and everything bye

Robin Hood his FACE

Queen Neah hobbles out the  door and down the stairs

Druid Junior um he's got a SWORD

Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Druid Junior nah

Robin Hood also has a sword

Druid Junior no thanks

Queen Celia: Woah hey!!

Gypsy Anne: Just-- Just ​let me go

Queen Celia runs after Neah

Robin Hood holds out a crown

Druid Junior I ain't dying for anyone

Robin Hood: Knight, look what I stole~

Healer Jirandai follows behind her, lifting the front of her simple dress

Robin Hood is it kanda's? yes it is

Queen Neah is prob going to fall down the stairs Queen Neah is holding onto the wall

Healer Jirandai please dont

Queen Celia fuckfuckfuck

Druid Junior now where was that treasury again

Gypsy Anne robin after this will u give that to me

Queen Celia: Neah wait!

Robin Hood locked you lil fluff Robin Hood like hell

Sir BEEFSALOT fuck yall i got a hostage lmao

Queen Celia reaches out to grab Neah's arm

Robin Hood: Knight! Look! I'm a criminal with the king's crown!

Queen Celia this beefy bitch

Druid Junior I'll find a way :3

Witch Mana trots into the middle of this and just Witch Mana meows Witch Mana: meow

Robin Hood aww a kitty

Healer Jirandai mana wtf

Queen Celia wow

Druid Junior oh good your cat can save you while I steal the treasury

Queen Celia rabox why

Sir BEEFSALOT for some reason Sir BEEFSALOT he reallllllllllllly hates this cat

Druid Junior um why do u think

Gypsy Anne glares at the cat Gypsy Anne: ​DO SOMETHING

Druid Junior like legit I wanted to go home days ago with the shinies u assholes I don't like any of you

Healer Jirandai perks up. this little dragon landy has good hearing Healer Jirandai she can hear y'all

Gypsy Anne is yelling at a cat. too distressed to care.

Queen Celia you're right why do I ask

Robin Hood grab the floof first jirandi

Druid Junior why do u ask? Best question so far Druid Junior do not grab the floof I will bite your face off

Witch Mana licks fur

Healer Jirandai oh look a rabbit. picks the rabbit up Healer Jirandai: fun biting scales

Robin Hood ready to fite the knight

Druid Junior bITES HER FACE OFF

Queen Celia someone skin the rabox

Robin Hood neah your knights are terrible

Queen Neah hopping down the stairs Queen Neah jolly day

Gypsy Anne someone skin this beefcake

Healer Jirandai holds the rabbit thing at arms length

Queen Celia: Oh no you dont!

Robin Hood believe me i want to

Gypsy Anne im in no position to do it myself

Queen Celia anne no

Druid Junior bITES ARMS THEN

Queen Celia grabs Neah's arm Queen Celia: Neah stop!

Robin Hood commits the extreme crime of putting kanda's crown on Robin Hood dammit knight do your job

Druid Junior gdi I hate you all

Robin Hood shrugs

Gypsy Anne this is pathetic. feels pathetic.

Robin Hood: ((its a crime to put a royal's crown on if you arent royalty

Healer Jirandai: [] oooh

Sir BEEFSALOT: where is the queen

Druid Junior: okay but does the guard actually care }

Sir BEEFSALOT: ( ^^^

Healer Jirandai: On her way, I think

Queen Neah trips

Healer Jirandai: She was descending the stairs with Queen Celia

Queen Neah falls on face LOL

Robin Hood: Nah!! Robin Hood: *Neah!! Robin Hood: ((NAH

Queen Neah: ( Nah!!

Gypsy Anne STOMPS ON THE GUARDS FOOT even though its useless

Druid Junior: XD } Druid Junior just going to sit here huffing Druid Junior or hang here? However he's being held

Sir BEEFSALOT smh nea u were a knight at one point, u know that doesnt work

Robin Hood was literally dancing around wearing THE crown

Queen Celia falls as well since she was holding onto Neah Queen Celia: Ouch...! Neah! Are you okay?

Queen Neah looks up with a bloody nose Queen Neah: ​yes

Queen Celia: You are NOT okay Queen Celia begins to dab Neah's nose with her sleeve

Queen Neah: ( I THOUGHT CELIA WAS LEGIT DABBING BC OF HIS FALL IM FYUCKING CRYING

Queen Celia: ( LMAOOOO Queen Celia: ( FUCK I'M CRYING THAT MENTAL IMAGE

Healer Jirandai: [] CAM

Queen Neah: ( B Y E

Robin Hood: ((FUCKING DABBIN

Queen Neah gets up and hobbles over to the throne room Queen Neah: where's jed

Queen Celia this fucking zombie Queen Celia: Wait--what? Jed? Queen Celia: Neah wait you're acting weird somethings wrong

Healer Jirandai: My Queen!

Queen Neah: I just saw that silly one! Queen Neah looks around at all of this

Sir BEEFSALOT what

Druid Junior growls and squirms Druid Junior let me go asshole

Queen Celia: What

Healer Jirandai lifts a hand to Neah's face to heal her nose

Druid Junior tired of being manhandled damn

Robin Hood freezes

Gypsy Anne i know it doesnt work but i can TRY

Queen Neah: who is that

Queen Celia: Neah...

Robin Hood slowly takes the crown off

Sir BEEFSALOT ok but anne has a nice little body ngl

Gypsy Anne h e l p m e

Robin Hood five seconds from tackling beef

Queen Neah starts walking over to anne and the guard

Robin Hood four

Queen Neah everything is spinning

Healer Jirandai Jirandai looks at the guard with death in her silver and orange eyes

Gypsy Anne please be careful, there's a sword right by my n e ck

Robin Hood three

Queen Celia looks around because what the FUCK is going on

Queen Neah: give her to me

Queen Celia: No Neah get back here! Queen Celia follows after her

Lady Aleria: My Queen!

Queen Celia: Ah, Aleria Queen Celia: What's going on here?!

Gypsy Anne gulps

Sir BEEFSALOT: ..............

Lady Aleria: This man is not a true guard of Queen Neah Lady Aleria: He has no honor

Sir BEEFSALOT lets go of her

Lady Aleria: Earlier he suggested he give this lady to his men

Queen Celia: ......WHAT

Gypsy Anne wastes no time in stepping the hell away and rubbing at his throat

Sir BEEFSALOT you werent even here for that

Druid Junior kicks free

Queen Celia sighs heavily

Healer Jirandai drops the rabox

Robin Hood puts hand on anne's shoulder

Queen Celia: You, guard! Explain the situation to me!

Druid Junior hops over and just plops down on the not-lady's foot

Queen Neah stands above anne

Druid Junior growls at the guard

Healer Jirandai stands behind Neah

Gypsy Anne so many people Gypsy Anne this is Very different from the last time I was here

Druid Junior I am not a people I am a rabox

Gypsy Anne why is my alter ego more popular than I am

Queen Neah: ( HA

Druid Junior b/c u might be useful that why

Healer Jirandai: [] dont worry nea, ria misses you a little

Queen Neah: don't I know you

Queen Celia because your alter ego didn't sleep with the queen and anger the king

Gypsy Anne glares at the guard before looking to neah. oh. hi.

Robin Hood chicks before dicks gurl

Queen Neah well

Gypsy Anne: ..That's because I'm not even ​from​ here. I was just admiring the palace when HE arrested me

Robin Hood chicks+neah before dicks

Queen Neah: ( LOL

Robin Hood: And she wasn't breaking any laws Robin Hood unlike me Robin Hood constantly

Sir BEEFSALOT: I refuse to speak unless ordered by the king or queen.

Druid Junior hops up and puts paws on "Anne"s leggy and makes rabbitfox noises

Robin Hood do you thang neah

Lady Aleria: Celia IS a Queen.

Robin Hood awws at the rabfox

Lady Aleria growling Dragon tamer

Sir BEEFSALOT stfu aleria youre so stupid

Queen Celia: Well your queen is currently unfit to give orders so how about orders from your allied country's queen?

Gypsy Anne glances at the rabbit.. fox... thing

Druid Junior wags tail hi

Queen Celia bless you aleria

Gypsy Anne picks it up. I want fluffy comfort right now

Druid Junior yes, good. I am v fluffy

Healer Jirandai kneels by the lady-nea, her tail resting on the ground beside her

Sir BEEFSALOT: I plead the fifth.

Healer Jirandai: are you alright? do you have any injuries?

Gypsy Anne: I'm ​fine. Gypsy Anne just massively uncomfortable

Queen Celia: We're in Galaeldan not America

Queen Neah: all of you leave

Gypsy Anne pets the creature

Druid Junior chirp-purrs happy fox noises

Queen Celia looks to Neah appalled

Healer Jirandai bows to her Queen and turns to leave

Robin Hood neah wtf

Queen Neah: get out

Queen Celia: Leave?!

Robin Hood yeah i need to go hide your husbands crown

Queen Celia: Neah...whats this all about?

Gypsy Anne glad to know that neah's still missing a few screws. some things never change and that's oddly comforting.

Queen Celia: ( LMA O

Queen Neah: I SAID LEAVE

Lady Aleria picks her Queen up and leaves the room

Gypsy Anne backs up before turning to leave, casting one last glare to Beefboy

Queen Celia looks shocked but grits her teeth

Sir BEEFSALOT leaves

Queen Celia DAMN IT ALL WHAT IS NEAH'S PROBLEM

Robin Hood pulls anne away

Queen Celia: ( I love how aleria just takes the queen and leaves haha

Lady Aleria: [] aleria aint fuckin with neah lmao

Queen Celia: ( xD

Gypsy Anne breathes a sigh of relief once they're out of the room. who knew being a woman could be so stressful

Queen Neah just sits in the middle of the throne room and stares at the wall

Queen Celia she kicked us out to stare at a fuckin wall

Healer Jirandai remains outside the throne room in case she is needed

Queen Celia: Aleria you can put me down now

Lady Aleria places Celia down

Gypsy Anne: That man should be ​locked up. Gypsy Anne or hung

Lady Aleria: Apologies my Queen

Queen Celia: ...Thank you

Robin Hood: agreed Robin Hood totes stealing all his pants later mwahahaha

Gypsy Anne that bastard took my crystal ball and everything

Druid Junior just gonna keep making happy fox noises for now

Witch Mana oh wait Witch Mana i exist

Druid Junior FINALLY away from those other assholes

Gypsy Anne this weird little guy reminds me of tim. i miss tim : (

Queen Celia Anne please

Robin Hood tttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

Queen Neah where is rope

Lady Aleria nO

Druid Junior yES

Gypsy Anne do NOT

Druid Junior ONE LESS SHINY OBSTACLE

Queen Celia NOOOOO

Gypsy Anne RABOX HOW COULD YOU IM SCRATCHING YOUR EARS AND EVERYTHING Gypsy Anne DONT ENCOURAGE BAD THINGS

Queen Neah stands up

Druid Junior do u know what I've been through the last few days trying to get ONE shiny Druid Junior do u

Robin Hood sticks an elven diamond in the floof's face Robin Hood here's a very valuable shiny

Lady Aleria: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/anim... }

Druid Junior perks ears oh shiny

Robin Hood take it and leave

Queen Neah grabs something and leaves through a hidden exit

Druid Junior bitch I will

Queen Celia: ( LMAO SAME

Gypsy Anne sighs softly and fixes all his hair

Druid Junior grabs the shiny and hops down Druid Junior bye bitches

Gypsy Anne goodbye, weird thing

Queen Celia guys someone check on the queen

Robin Hood looks over anne Robin Hood: Do I know you from somewhere?

Healer Jirandai: My Queen..?

Gypsy Anne glances at Robin, then away Gypsy Anne: Doubtful. I never forget a face.

Robin Hood: You sure?

Queen Celia after all the trouble that rabox gave us are you really letting it escape

Gypsy Anne: Positive

Robin Hood i might have gifted you a stolen thing once

Druid Junior after all the trouble I gave YOU?

Healer Jirandai frowns a little Healer Jirandai: My Queen?

Robin Hood i gave him an elven diamond it should be enough

Queen Celia fight me you little rat

Robin Hood it was in a cave in a big mountain

Witch Mana thunderstorm starts

Druid Junior fuck ya'll, I'm prancing right out the front door and I am never, ever coming back

Queen Celia: .........

Witch Mana really loud lightning

Druid Junior you're all crAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZy

Robin Hood hope i didnt start some kind of blood feud between the elves and the dwarves but whatevs

Healer Jirandai opens the door to the throne room

Gypsy Anne is mana upset again

Healer Jirandai: me shriek

Queen Celia have fun in the storm rabox

Healer Jirandai shriek

Queen Celia: ( ME SHRIEK

Healer Jirandai: [] SH

Witch Mana: ( me shriek

Queen Celia: ( lmaoo

Healer Jirandai: [] MY LAPTOP FREEZES WHEN I TYPE

Queen Celia what was that shriek?! Queen Celia: Guys did you all hear that?

Gypsy Anne oh god, what now

Healer Jirandai frANTIC DRAGON LADY RUNS OUT

Robin Hood runs to jirandai

Witch Mana from a distance

Healer Jirandai: SHE'S GONE

Robin Hood runs INTO jirandai Robin Hood: oof-

Queen Celia: WHAT?!

Witch Mana: it's a sad day Witch Mana: but what better way to end with than death

Healer Jirandai: THE QUEEN

Robin Hood gawd mana youre so dramatic

Gypsy Anne follows the ruckus

Healer Jirandai: SHE IS GONE

Gypsy Anne: The Queen is gone?

Queen Celia: ( CAM DID YOU JUST KILL NEAH

Robin Hood immediately starts for the servants tunnels

Gypsy Anne oh fuck what's neah doing now

Robin Hood: NEAH Robin Hood: NEAH??

Witch Mana: ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Healer Jirandai: [] cam pls no

Robin Hood: ​NEAH

Queen Celia: We have to find her! Queen Celia: Everyone search!

Robin Hood you can hear her shouting through the stones Robin Hood this birbs got some PIPES

Queen Celia starts frantically running throughout the castle

Witch Mana: she's gone.

Gypsy Anne joins the search. he knows the castle better than most, not that he's gonna let them know that Robin Hood yelling neah's name Druid Junior its just a storm nothing compared to dealing with u ppl

Queen Celia left the chat

Gypsy Anne: Your majesty!? Queen Neah!! Gypsy Anne is trying real hard not to look as concerned as he actually is

Witch Mana youre all stupid

Druid Junior excuse u Druid Junior not ALL Druid Junior there's me

Gypsy Anne do u really think we're gonna accept that he's just. gone.

Robin Hood mana fite me Robin Hood neah's my FRIEND

Witch Mana: ( hey hey hey

Lady Aleria found jed, now she'll find neah

Druid Junior I'm gonna totally accept that he's just. gone. lol Druid Junior but have fun ya'll

Lady Aleria: [] junior; lol fuq bye

Druid Junior: p much XD } Druid Junior: he's just } Druid Junior: "I got my shiny I'm good B)" }

Witch Mana: ( big time skip. 3 months later

Gypsy Anne: || jesus christ

Lady Aleria: [] omg

Gypsy Anne: || is neah still mia

Robin Hood worried to the point of literal sickness over the time skip

Witch Mana: ( hey. look, in the apoc au, we've done a YEAR time skip

Gypsy Anne: || we've done like. over that.

Lady Aleria: [] well yeah lol

Gypsy Anne: || fuq is nea still stuck masquerading as a woman

Robin Hood hasn't touched her lute in a week

Witch Mana: ( ngl probably coz otherwise he'd be kicked tf out

Robin Hood only stole an apple from the garden

Gypsy Anne: || apparently there must be at least one crossdressing nea/h in the castle at all times

Witch Mana: ( LOL Witch Mana lays on nea's lap and stares up at him

Gypsy Anne has been hanging out. the plan went to shit. where the hell is neah.

Witch Mana dead

Gypsy Anne frowns at mana. still lowkey salty about all this shit.

Druid Junior so like... if everyone is all depressed and shit then could he just... nab all the shinies now? Druid Junior shinies won't make the pain go away might as well take 'em Robin Hood touch my friend's treasury and i'll put you in the ​oven​ flurball

Lady Aleria laying on her dragon, has had the sads for a long time

Druid Junior you'd have to know I'm here to do that and I learned my lesson last time Druid Junior ultimate stealth mode Druid Junior no manhandling Druid Junior no pain Druid Junior all the gain :')

Gypsy Anne idly pets Mana

guess who joined the chat

Gypsy Anne hey rabox, wanna steal me my ball back

Witch Mana yawns

Druid Junior new phone, who dis

Healer Jirandai sad dragon lady, sitting in the garden amongst the flowers

Gypsy Anne: Do you think I've learned enough here yet...? Gypsy Anne keeps his voice hella quiet Gypsy Anne is so sick of this.

guess who comes in through the main doors :b

Witch Mana shakes head and sighs

Lady Aleria lifts her head up off her arms

Robin Hood drinking juice from a flagon

guess who goes into the throne room

Robin Hood hugging jed's doll guess who changed name to neaaaaaaaah

Gypsy Anne there is a disturbance in the force Healer Jirandai pushes herself up off the floor and returns to the throne room. sometimes she's been sitting on her knees in front of the throne

Gypsy Anne squishes mana's toe beans Gypsy Anne has honestly just been lounging in the gardens a lot. it's comforting there.

Healer Jirandai: [] toe beans~~

Witch Mana mews Witch Mana dont i have the cutest push piddles

Gypsy Anne adorable

neaaaaaaaah oh hello jirandai

Healer Jirandai squeaks

neaaaaaaaah looks like complete shit but has a certain scarred handed baby with him Healer Jirandai gasps and rushes over Healer Jirandai: My queen.. is this why you left..?

Robin Hood has jeb's doll

Healer Jirandai: [] WHAT DID I MISS

Robin Hood the most precious object in the kindgom

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not sure why I left

Healer Jirandai: Do you have an injuries that need tending to?

neaaaaaaaah probably but neaaaaaaaah shakes head

Gypsy Anne huffs and stands up Gypsy Anne brushes off his dumb dress

neaaaaaaaah 's head hangs as he smiles at jedediah

Healer Jirandai: What about the child?

neaaaaaaaah: he is alright.

Gypsy Anne time to wander around and see what the latest gossip is

Healer Jirandai bows her head respectfully

neaaaaaaaah: I'm not positive with how I'm doing

neaaaaaaaah changed name to Queen Neah

Healer Jirandai: It's alright. just take things slowly.

Witch Mana stares up at nea Witch Mana what u doin

Gypsy Anne: I'm bored of just sitting around

Witch Mana tilts head

Queen Neah yawns

Gypsy Anne: Don't give me that look Gypsy Anne: You can either come with me or do whatever it is you do when you disappear

Healer Jirandai: We must get you to your quarters so you can rest..

Gypsy Anne waves his hand dismissively

Witch Mana gets up Witch Mana is willing to follow

Queen Neah: I can't get up

Gypsy Anne walks back into the palace

Gypsy Anne but where to go

Witch Mana trots after

Healer Jirandai: Do you wish for me to carry you or get someone to carry you? i believe Aleria is just outside..

Queen Neah nods slowly

Healer Jirandai: Alright, I will go and get her

Queen Neah prob had a hurt foot and prob too weak from not eating much anyway

Healer Jirandai quickly leaves to retrieve Aleria

Lady Aleria practically sprints inside after Jirandai speaks to her

Queen Neah: hello, aleria...

Lady Aleria quiet yells of neah's name because she wasnt sure if neah wanted everyone to know she was there

Gypsy Anne why is everyone migrating to the throne room Gypsy Anne better check it out

Robin Hood sees neah Robin Hood and a BABY

Lady Aleria picks Neah up gently

Robin Hood: N-Neah?? Robin Hood: JEB?

Lady Aleria careful of the baby

Gypsy Anne did someone say?? neah?????

Robin Hood jogs over

Gypsy Anne peers into the throne room Gypsy Anne Holy Fuck

Queen Neah hugging jedediah close

Robin Hood comes close Robin Hood: i-is that? Robin Hood starts to tear up Robin Hood pulls jed's doll out of her pocket

Queen Neah: -Jed is babbling-

Gypsy Anne wanTS TO GO OVER THERE BU T. ​Anne​ doesn't know Neah

Robin Hood holds jed's doll out to him Robin Hood she's not crying youre crying

Queen Neah come over anyways Queen Neah ik the real u

Lady Aleria smiling at Neah and the baby

Gypsy Anne thatd be suspect af though Gypsy Anne i have an IMAGE

Lady Aleria just get over here

Queen Neah: Jedediah is a year old now....