#he's rude xd

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[krysmcscience]

BILLDUMP TIME (with transparency, because I can). Don't mind me, I'm just yeeting my goofy art at some way more talented individuals out of nowhere and then hauling ass back to the security of being a weird silent lurker ahaha

@tesscourtes and @beccadrawsstuff, respectively! These two Bills make a little prism of sorts together because of their recent crossovers on Patreon~ :3c Speaking of which, I highly recommend supporting both these artists! They do fantastic work! (TessCourtes and Beccup)

@qoolk on the left, and @monobmp on the right! I am such a sucker for these outfits~ OuO Go and check these two out, their art is phenomenal!!! >u<

@1spooky2me The most difficult Bill of the lot for me to draw, ahaha... Their art is so incredibly consistent and dynamic, I am, a little envious <:,) A little envious, but mostly impressed, so go look at their amazing art, what are you waiting for

And finally, @ckret2, whose writing is sublimely in-character and just a delight to read - they're a great artist, as well! I simply Could Not resist drawing their Bill in this ridiculous incredible and very fashionable pink feather dress, even though he only briefly wears it in their fic, so I also did a little bonus doodle of him in his standard hoodie to make up for it. XD (Also, as far as I'm concerned, Bill and Mabel were both correct in that lime green accessories make the dress Much Better.)

This is just a small selection of the human Bill designs I enjoy. I may draw and post more later on, who knows! Feel free to reblog with some neat Bill designs, either your own or by other folks - if any of the designs particularly call to me, I'll add them to the little list I've got going~ :D (Alternatively, if you really like my stuff and want me to draw something specific, you could...mmm...perhaps, commission me...? OuO)

Also I'm tagging Billford because uhhhh yeah, sorry not sorry, every single one of these Bills is getting shipped with Ford by the artists in some way or another, lmao

[cool-thymus]

Obito vs. Ninken AU [part 2] [part 1]

Inspired by this wonderful art by Mame on twitter!

[slackershipper]

one of my favorites parts of chapter 416 is when cale acts cute for no reason:

Cale shouted while looking at Choi Han who took his sword out to fight for real.

“Fighting!”

“Ha!”

Choi Han chuckled at Cale speaking Korean.

if you aren't too familiar with korean culture, let me tell ya this: when they say this, they also normally lift their hands in a fist, in a cheer kind of way. so when i read this, i couldn't help but imagine him doing the same.

[whumpbby]

Imagine if Su She, instead of making his own sect, joined the Jiang.

Lan Zhan would have even more reasons to dislike Jiang Cheng, but then Jiang Cheng would get the best second in command ever xD (because Su She would doubtlessly climb his way to the SiC position, he's a powerhouse!)

[bleue-flora]

[reblogged post]

@sketchehm now that is an interesting thought…

So let’s see, if a Minecraft day is 20 minutes long and the dsmp was 933 days long then converting that to see how many Minecraft days that’d be [(933(days)x24(hours)x60(mins))/20(min)] we get 67,176 days or about 184 years. Meaning if we determined time by the Minecraft day and night cycle, the dsmp happened across a span of 184 years… lol yea that doesn’t quite work huh…

For funzies though let’s look at some other events:

L’manberg (101 days) & Techno’s imprisonment (100 days) -> around 7,200 days or almost 20 years.

Quackity visited for 83 days -> 5,976 days or over 16 years (no wonder he’s tired and bored of it lol :] )

Finally, Dream’s imprisonment (314 days) -> 22,708 days or a little over 62 years……… yikes

[grandfloridbigtallman]

go ahead and pop taskmaster 100 gecs amv on the list of stuff there is

[malicemismanager]

Thomas: Why would you want to stay here all alone

The maid who literally answered the door for him: Am I a joke to you

[capn-twitchery]

finally remembered to do this but at what cost........ these orphans are gonna bully the life out of poor grace. the guy doesn't stand a chance

[myfanfic-urfantrash]

Luocha's hair is so pretty~

Allows his s/o to comb his hair when hes feeling a bit exhausted, its relaxing for him so he definitely appreciates his s/o doing this for him.

Definitely likes having his hair pulled but won't let his lover know at all, if they want to hear him moan they got to figure it out themselves. And they do while brushing his hair one day, he's exhausted and a bit out of it as they comb through his locks when they accidentally yank his head a bit on a knot. The gasp and groan he let's out is just wonderful but he's shocked out of exhaustion and a bit embarrassed.

[muttsterion]

spill the tea when does Kenny say he likes october i need to know

At the beginning of "The Scoots" the adult narrator that turns out to be Kenny actually "October has always been my favorite month.".

So yep it's canon! :D

[broken-grace112]

Working on a drawing meme and was struggling to draw Daud so out of frustration I did the only sensible thing and I made him into a balloon People who draw Daud so beautifully, how do you do it? ;0;

[rayroseu-reblogs]

now that i think about it, isnt Skelly kinda acts like present Lilia lolol

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 733: Sugimoto vs Danchiku

Pag 1

1: By the way, Sugimoto-san, what about your “special technique”?

2: … ah

3: My self-awareness isn't that low that I didn't come prepared!!

Pag 3

2: Huh!?

3: He.... has it? A “special technique”!?

4: Sugimoto!!

5: I'll tell you one more time.... one more time

Pag 4

1: Come at me!!

Danchiku Ryuuhou!!

2: Go, Danchiku!!

4: Garu-

Pag 5

1: Bamboo Hop Shot!!

Garuaaa

Pag 6

4: He caught up in an instant!!

5: Nice, Danchiku

Pag 7

1: Keep going like this, pass him and tear him off!!

2: Sorry, Sugimoto-san, but!!

Please let me pass you, garuaa!!

3: I won't let you

4: do that, Danchiku!!

Pag 8

3: Damn!! Haha in such a crucial moment!! All these trees block the view and we can't see!!

Hahah!!

4: What happened to those two, teh...

It looked like Danchiku-san caught up to him in one go and passed him ,but

Pag 9

1: Sugimoto!!

2: Sugimoto!!

3: Don't worry, first years!! Once we pass these trees we should see that Danchiku tore Sugimoto-san off and opened a distance of 100... no, 200m

Teh!!

4: He'll be riding in the lead!!

5: Ah, right, that's true

6: There's something I heard from the senpais.... until now, Sugimoto-san never stood out in races or got any good result... he even retired sometimes...

7: On the other hand, last year during the Minegayama Hill-climb race, Danchiku-san fought against a guy from Hakone Academy who had participated in the Inter High

8: And he won!!

Teh!?

The difference in their strengths has always been....

Pag 10

1: clear...

Huh!?

Pag 11

1: They're neck and neck!!

2: Sugimoto-san!!

5: He's following!! Woah

He's working hard to stay lined up to him, teh, Sugimoto-san!! Huh!?

Pag 12

2: Haha, what are you doing, Danchiku!!

You have to pedal seriously!!

3: …. I was pedaling seriously....

6: When we passed the curve with the thick trees, I bent my frame with all my might

Pag 13

1: We hit each other's shoulders, and I thought he would falter

2: Then I kept accelerating like that and thought I could leave him behind

3:  But this guy

4: didn't fall behind!!

5: Moreover.... usually, when you're chasing an opponent, you stay behind them

You use your opponent against the wind... but this guy.... when accelerating now

Pag 14

1: He lined up next to me!!

As if he just wanted to prove that we're “equal”!!

2: Knowing that he's wasting his stamina!!

4: Of course, the second year is doing his best

So I, as a third year.... in this race

5: I'll let him practice against someone more experienced than him!!

Pag 15

3: Issa.... I...

Calm down, Danchiku!!

4: You're stronger than him!!

You're stronger!! It's alright, he justhappened to be able to follow you with his eyes in this first attack, that's it

5: Attack over and over again and you'll tear him off!!

This guy can't keep up with you so many times!!

6: Kaburagi-san... incredible.... teh

Yeah.... even though Sugimoto-san is right next to him, he's dissing him to his face....

7: Don't falter, have confidence, Danchiku

Yeah!!

8: Sugimoto-san!! For now, how about we say you race until that line over there?

The sun will set soon

This lap will be like...

Pag 16

1: “500km” for each other!!

5: A “special technique”, in other words, it's the momentary activation of you own's “field of expertise”

6: Understanding your own “field of expertise” polishing it up, consciously controlling and, it in time of need – that specialty...

Pag 17

1: letting it explode

-go!!

2: But that's not something everyone can do

3: And it's especially troublesome when you can't find your own “special technique”

4: Or it could be that for most people, they don't know what they excel in, what their specialty is

5: And in that moment, they have no choice but spend time looking for it

Pag 18

1: Using their intelligence and body, facing themselves and trying out

Over and over again

2: Only in the midst of “failure” you can find it

3: “Failure”, huh

4: Then, about that

Pag 19

1: you might be the most experiecned among us!!

Pag 20

1: Dammitl, he caught up again!!

2: What's this guy's deal...

Even though he's so out of breath!!

3: Danchiku!!

4: Back... back in the day....

5: Here is Sohoku there was a person called Tadokoro-san

His body was so huge... and he always thought of his kouhai

Pag 21

1: He said that in order to be fast, “oxygen” was important

So

2: I practiced runnin whil taking in oxygen a lot

3: And there was a person called Kinjou-san, and he was very skillful in controlling the bike, so I practiced imitating his bike control

5: It was all a failure, but, but, Danchiku- have you ever heard these words?

6: In road racing the most important things are “practice” and

Pag 22

1: “Experience”!!

6: Sugimoto-san jumped ahead!! Chyase him!! Danchiku!!

[everythingwasnormalhere]

I was in therapy and we were by the end of it, when suddenly a little girl barged into the room. I didn't find it mean because i was taking too long, plus we weren't talking about anything important. The girl is playing around the room, and my therapist asks her "would you like to talk to [Loki]?". At which the girl, without even really acknowledging me, answers "No." and keeps doing her thing as I burst out laughing

I think that was the most Craig coded interaction I've had in my life

[countlessrealities]

@mcltiples sent:

Through a portal, stepping out into the garage, Morti swung her scythe, sticking the blade into the ground. Her eyes spotted the male alternate. She wasn't in the mood to calm the kid down, as she did with the other versions of herself that she came across. It was Halloween, she had plans, and this wasn't one of them.

"A-Alright, just tell me where your Rick is, he has a debt to my Rick that he owes. Pay up now o-or this blade is going into his neck."

She might've not been as threatening as usual dressed up in a frilly short dress and with mouse ears on her head. Though, she hoped it got the message across anyway.

{ To your Morty from M-107 Morti 🎃👻 a case of mistaken dimension code perhaps ? }

Morty didn't even lift his head when the sound of a portal opening echoed in the garage. Rick had left some time before to go grab "some shit" they would be needing for the family Halloween party. So, he kept carving the pumpkin he had been working on, assuming that it had to be the scientist coming back from his errands.

At least until a very different, female voice proved him wrong.

The teen had jerked up, hazel eyes instantly locking on the weapon. The blade looked very sharp and the girl, a Morticia, sounded very intentioned on using it, if her demands weren't met.

His grip instinctively tightened around the knife he was holding, instinct kicking in. He didn't want to fight her, not unless he would be forced to defend himself. Hopefully, it wouldn't have come to that...also because she looked really pretty in what he assumed had to be her Halloween costume. Maybe, if they managed to resolve this peacefully, he could have asked her to stop by at their party.

...Assuming that he would have managed not to make a complete fool of himself.

"W-Woah, hey, let's not go straight to violence. R-Rick isn't home, he probably won't be back for a while." Which probably wasn't what she wanted to hear, but it was still a fact she needed to be aware of. "Y-You said that he owes money to your Rick? T-That's weird, he normally doesn't...do that."

His grandfather was the type to owe favours, not cash. If they were talking about money, for what he knew, he always paid up. Or made sure that the people he had business with were too dead to come and collect their share.

"An-And he doesn't really do business on the Citadel, s-so..."

Perhaps it was a bit of a hazard to guess that the city-state was where she was coming from, but it seemed likely. Usually Mortys who still lived with their families weren't this...aggressive.

"A-Are you sure...M-Maybe there's been a mishap an-and you gale for the wrong guy? T-This is, uh, dimension C-131 an-and my Rick is C-137."