#he's not too gross though

[firestorm09890]

Y'ALL. Y'ALL so for a long time I've believed that "the sun" in Meursault's story is Carmen, and I went to check Hell's Chicken's dialogue to see exactly how he said that he'd dealt with distortions before, and... you know what else he said?

To my knowledge, it is a phenomenon where an individual morphs into a form often unfit to be considered “human”. It has no known causes, and the appearances were all different.

Unfit to be considered human.

Meursault, who, in his book, was judged by the court to be soulless.

Meursault, who has EGO for Cyborgs who have been so mutilated they barely act like people anymore; a murderer who was experimented on until ceasing to be human; a sheep named after Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, a novel about the humanity of androids and the inhumanity of humans; and now a rose that can't help its bloodsucking nature, based on Carmilla, a vampire whose story emphasized the duality between her vampiric traits and her human ones.

Meursault, who answered Heathcliff's ironic question of if he had metal for brains like this:

I'm placing my bets now, that line from Hell's Chicken is foreshadowing for Meursault's canto even more than "I have witnessed a number of [distortion] cases in the past" was

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[babacontainsmultitudes]

So it was established in the last episode that Taylor still believes in Santa (tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it's come up prior to this ep too but anyways-) so... Do you think (saint) Nicky been has portalling in every year since the betrayal to sneak in a gift for his son amongst the pile? That Cassandra doesn't even notice because it's just one among the many many presents she herself has bought and wrapped? But every year without fail... Taylor gets one gift that simply says "from: Nick" and well, obviously that has to mean it's from Santa (a conclusion which Nicky expects him to come to, and why he can sign his name at all, though he misses when he could just write "dad"). And one year when he's still quite young, a sleepy little Taylor actually catches Nicky in the act, and Nicky wishes more than anything that he could just *stay*, but instead he only softly tells Taylor to go back to bed, and Taylor thinks that Santa is a lot younger and a bit sadder than he expected, but what's he gonna do- not listen to Santa Claus? So he smiles meekly at the man he does not know to be his father, and hurriedly heads back to his room.

Also yes of course Nicky eats the fucking cookies left out of course he's not gonna pass up on free cookies (which are home-baked to top it off) come on that's a given.

[sluckythewizard]

'I wont cry for you, I wont crucify the things you do. I wont cry for you, see, when you're gone, I'll still be BLOODY MARY'

[buwheal]

that fucking bird that i hate

slightly dreading coloring this but Sarchias got a redesign so you know the drill....(new reference with slight changes to fit the new one)

[ourfag]

Forgive my asking, but what are you meant to do if you find hair in your food at a restaurant? Send the whole thing back to the kitchen? I'd of course send my food back over something larger or grosser, like a nail clipping, or multiple pieces of hair, but it seems like such a hassle for just one piece.

[blurrymango]

2D with a pacifier because yeahhhhh cute. The shirt says Do Drugs Kill Bitches.

Also a bonus comic.

Dialogue if you can't read it-

M: "Is that a damn pacifier?"

2D: "Yeth..." <- Not yes. Yeth. He's talking with the pacifier in his mouth so.

2D, after taking the pacifier out: "You're the' one who got it for me. Called me a 'dummy', remember?"

M: "Right. Yeah. 'A dummy for my little dummy'."

[lokh]

every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog

[transingthoseformers]

I wanna see TF1 Megatron meet Tarn. I wanna see how that would go

Now, we can stay in the safety of the sillygoofy of it, but we can also explore how that'd fuck with him so much because not only does this mech look so, so much like Megatronus Prime, but he's claiming to have already known Megatron?? That it was Megatron who gave him his mask?

Plus, there'll be the realization that, outside of looks, Tarn is nothing like tfone Megatronus. As I've mentioned before, tfone Megatron is still new at this whole thing. He's only killed a fraction compared to many of his other counterparts, and none of the longer horrors of war have sat in yet. Certainly none as severe as Tarn.

I don't think tfone Megatron would just be horrified by the things Tarn has done, I think there'd be a note of disgust here too.

Now, how their interaction more generally goes varies on the factors to do with Tarn (though, I've been interpreting you as meaning IDW Tarn. As with how continuities go, a tfone based Tarn would likely vary greatly from his IDW iteration, and I can see the groundwork for a tfone Tarn having a greater connection to tfone Megatronus Prime tbh)

I can see a situation where idw Tarn decides this would be an excellent point to restart it all, catch a different Megatron at the beginning of his glory and (try to) forget about the failures of his original Megatron, one where idw Tarn swears loyalty to tfone Megatron and his decepticons.

I can see one where that offered loyalty is refused

I can see one where Tarn isn't so willing to forgive the crimes of Megatron... Even if this IS a completely different one than the one that betrayed him the IDW decepticons

Oh... You know. Lots of possibilities.

[shannonsketches]

He said "Fuck this shit, I'm out" I'm crying. Toriyama's Vegeta was so top shelf 🤌

(From Neko Majin Z Chapter 5!)

[slipknot-sic-0]

BACK OFF!!

[m4ggotm0ld]

the feminine urge to bitch slap every man ever

[alaskashigh]

i couldn’t tell you if there was any sane part of me there while i was making this

[jancysmixtape]

Darren being a Benvi shipper is honestly shocking to me, but yes, I agree.

[babieswrld]

Properly establishing their dynamic through nothing but shitty memes and half-formed thoughts is so much fun I’ll tell ya

[g1rlr0b1n]

Does anyone else ever think about how Damian might have had a semblance of a normal childhood if Dick had just like chosen not to relinquish guardianship of him? Because, I think about it a lot actually.

Like I know why he did but what if he didn't? Like what if Dick and Barbara raised him together? Like what then? Sure, it would be awkward because your bio-dad would also technically be your granddad and your father would also be your brother, but overall I think it would have been better for Damian.

I'm sure there are fics about this, drop them in the comments for me, will ya?