#he's my mickey im his mallory

[explicette]

[kollok1991]

Kollok 1991: Season 1 Episode 1 (Act 1)

1) Look at them! This is their first day! They’re all happy! They haven't even killed anyone yet!

2) This episode marks the start of Skye’s terrible driving (made exclusively true by Meghan’s horrible rolls every single time she’s is less than 5 five feet away from a car).

3) Its been an entire year, two whole seasons, and I'm still not over the fact that Skye Hawkins asked someone to punch her in the face so she could look cool

4) The only correct reaction to Sammy Riley:

5) Remember that time where Mickey’s biggest problem was that she had to cover Rachel’s shifts...

6) Im still not sure how Zac, a grown ass man, can some how perfectly convey a 16-year-old girl. Like I believed it, I saw his beard and his blond hair and still thought “Ah yes, sixteen-year-old asian”.

7)”You’re not gonna loose me this time” are you sure about that, Rachel? are you sure?

8) I know what Mallory becomes in the future and I love him with all my soul but god I hate mallory 

9) I know he didn't finish what he was saying but I just wanna say that canonically Marcus has a small dick, pass it on.

and thats a good note to end on.

Bonus:

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