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[pshwrldd]

sorry…

Warning: kissing,skinship, fighting (lmk if i missed anything!!) Genre: angst, fluff sypnosis: you have been married to your husband for 5 years, and today is your anniversary. You and minghao was supposed to have a date night but he canceled it?….

‼️not proofreadd‼️

today was you and minghaos 5th year wedding annivesary. Minghao was supposed to bring you out for dinner today to celebrate, or so you thought.

you were getting ready for your dinner date with your husband, who was supposedly on the way to pick you up from home until suddenly you got a notification from minghao,:

HUBBY<3: sorry sweetheart, but i dont think i can make it today… theres an emergency at work, i promise i’ll make it up to u alright?

You sighed reading that message, Minghao had always been a very caring and loving man but you knew minghao was often very busy, and you have always been patient about it. But today was the last straw.

You thought to yourself, maybe minghao finally made time to spend time with you on this special day, but a part of you also knew you shouldn’t get your hopes too high. You leaned back in ur chair amd looked at that messgae again feeling disappointed and … angry.

you sat on the couch waiting for your husband pissed off.

it was about midnight till he finally arrived home from work. You heard the keypad from outside and the door opening.

The atmosphere was thick with tension. Minghao walked uo to you, saying,

“sorry honey, it was really bust today at work an-“

But before he can continue u snapped, tired and frustrated at his excuses.

“So what if you were busy? Can’t you make some time for your wife on OUR ANNIVERSARY DAY? I have been patient knowing that you will always be busy due to your job but-“

Minghao answered back before you could say anything else,

“I know okay? I know, im sorry?! Like i said i was busy and today was a tiring day. I said i would make uo to you right?? I have-“

“no. Stop, stop saying you will make up for it!! I’ve heard all of it, you keep repeating the same things over and over again, but u never keep your promise!” You shout angrily.

minghao flinched hearing you snap, throughout the whole marriage, never have he seen you this angry.

“baby, im sorry but i have been super busy and u know it! So please understand and-“

“STOPPPP”

He stopped seeing you breaking down into tears. Guilt and concern etched minghaos face when he saw you cry. He rushed to ur side and hugged you tight in his arm. “shhhhhh, im sorry im sorry. i know, i know… im sorry, shhhh…”

he scooped you up and places u on the couch beside him, still hugging you, whispering comforting words to you as u sunggle against his side. Oh how much you missed his hug,

the atmosphere felt like a warm bubble that protected the both you. After awhile your sobs eventually stopped and you fell asleep.

Minghao chuckled feeling ur body relax againts his. You looked so peaceful in your sleep. Minghao kissed the top of your head,adding with a gentle tone,

“good night sweetheart, sleep tight”

nanas love note🫶🏻: FINALLY BACK WITH A NEW ONEE?? my first angst!😖 angst is one of my weaknesses buti wanted try<33 And i definitely wouldn’t be posting this if my biggest Supporter wasnt helping me. @icyy-hoon <33 [ilh so much i swer] anywayss wanted to write minghao to dedicate to my themee<3 anyways not to waste anymore time and i hope you enjoyy<333

Taglist (send ask or comment to in!!): @jakesangel @jaysng @icyy-hoon @amorek1m

[yestrday]

Idk if it’s just because I’m TREMENDOUSLY down bad for the malewives, but whenever I read a segment about them getting jealous I kinda just want to be really gentle, reassuring, and over all sweet to them (picture just cupping their face and giving them cute little pecks while you calm them down <333)

The boys don’t like that some other girls perfume is on me and are wondering why it was on there in the first place? I completely understand their concerns. One of my friends had gone to me crying for advice on a fight she had with her girlfriend, and I just had to soothe her + give her some relationship advice and gush to her about my lovely husband afterwards!

They are worried I’m becoming more distant due to my work? The boys think that I’m not being affectionate enough? I can’t believe I’ve done such a horrible thing without noticing! I’ll call in a sick day at once and plan a cozy date just for two of us to relax and cuddle and I’ll talk to them about ways I could show them even more affection and ask them what they prefer!

My dearest husband thinks I’m working too long and that he thinks I’m forgetting about him for someone at work? I’m horrified I didn’t see how he felt sooner! I’ll immediately talk about slightly cutting back my long hours, and I’ll even get up early before work to leave him little sticky notes that confess my love for him! I’ll text him on my short breaks and I’ll call on my lunch break too!

I’m just such a massive simp I can’t help but want to be “gentle and caringly earnest spouse” who would 100% gush about them to all my friend and co-workers <33 (This is just a brain rot / rant! Def not a request lol)

ah <3<;3 they are your husband after all! your ever devoted, ever loving, ever faithful husband! it's common sense that you have to treat them with the same praise and fervor that they do to you!

venti's pouting about how you're working overtime? he's laying back dramatically on the couch, whining with practiced dramatic effect about how cruel you are for leaving your poor hubby with no one to share these cold nights. you watch him with crossed arms and an amused smile, knowing exactly what game he's playing at. yet you still come to him and hug him from behind, peppering his squishy cheeks with kisses and soft apologies. venti giggles at you, and grins widely when your touches go lower.

thoma doesn't look right these days, with how you keep drinking out with your clients. you always go home buzzed and reeking of other people, and although he tries to hide it, your dining utensils have been slightly bent, haven't they? when he comes home from a grocery trip, you surprise him with dinner, dressed in his frilly apron. the dullness in his eyes washes away, and with a pleasant gasp he rushes into your arms and start sniffling about how much he misses you.

the servants have been telling you that xingqiu's been in a snappy mood ever since you left for your business trip. when you open the door to his study, you can see the briefest surprise flit across his face before he adopts a mask of indifference. ah, so he's going to ignore you, huh? well, no matter. you sidle up to him and say your apologies, whispering about how you've missed him terribly so. that you couldn't eat properly knowing you left your dear husband alone. he's still refusing to acknowledge you, huffing behind his book, but you can see his eyes crinkle into a smile.

anyway! what's the point of marriage if you two won't devote yourselves to each other? nothing else matters, does it? why should work stop you from showering your sweet husband from the love that he so deserves?

[grimmweepers]

ryuuu! mango and cinnamon both both ryutham and ryucifer please 🤍

ofc grayieeeee! thank you for popping by <333 i hope you’ve been having a splendid day with wrio 🖤

selfship ask game

mango ৻ꪆ do you and your lover like to dance?

ryuhaitham: i like to dance but alhaitham needs a bit of coaxing. even when i convince him, it’s usually just me taking his arms and flailing them around while i do the dancing for the both of us 🙊 it’s okay, he happily watches tho this doesn’t stop me from continuing that ballroom wip that’s in my docs <- what the heck who said that

ryucifer: yes! but he’s very much only into traditional ballroom while i can boogie to basically anything hehe if it has a good beat, i’ll be on my feet! (i’m not very good tho). he has a gramophone in his bedroom so some nights we slow dance (or rather, he teaches me) over a glass of wine

cinnamon ৻ꪆ what pet names do they call you? what pet names do you call them?

answered for ryuhaitham here <3

ryucifer: lucifer is an old man!!!! so we’re going classic and traditional pet names~!! my love, dearest, honey… he also calls me cookie when we’re in private 🍪 for him, i say my love, honey, hubby (even when we’re not married and oh how this secretly flusters him!), luci and prince! prince was a joke at first but it kinda stuck because it fits his princely beauty anyway!

[mr-stottlemonk]

I LOOOVE your blog, I'm watching Monk for the first time and I'm in love with Leland and Adrian <3 . Also I really love the aesthetic of your blog <3 I don't know if you have been asked this before but.. which stottlemonk scene would you say is underrated and why? :p

aww, hehe :3. THANK YOU DEAR <333. sksks, i'm ngl, i didn't try much with the aesthetic so i'm glad it looks pretty enough.

ohh!!! welcome to the fandom/series brain rot then <3!! i'm glad you're enjoying it; it's definitely a gem of a series that deserves all the love and attention!

It is so hard not to love both of them so hell yeah, join the club dear.

*long post so more under the cut!

i haven't been asked this! i think... but i'll answer repeat questions anyway, so no problemo there. ANYWAY, let's see... underrated episode huh. i have a couple actually: Mr. Monk and The Missing Granny [S02E13], Mr. Monk and The Other Detective [S04E01], Mr. Monk Stays In Bed [S04E03], Mr. Monk and The Big Game [S05E03], Mr. Monk and The Class Reunion [S05E06], Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend [S06E04] and Mr. Monk and The Magician [S07E15].

Okay, let's dive into it. With Mr. Monk and The Missing Granny there's that scene where he's just finished taking his test (not really lol) and he's locked himself inside Leland's office. it's very short, if you blink it you miss (i just spotted it like,, a couple of days ago during a re-watch) but he's trying to coax Adrian to open the door and he, so very fucking softly, says: "Adrian." before launching into this small, supportive spiel -> his constant support, even in slivers, of Adrian is so freaking beautiful.

With Mr. Monk and The other Detective. it's more funny "guilty hubby energy" than cute. he looks so GUILTY giving the job over to Marty Eels. like, pls. like @s-misaki once said:

the utter act of betrayal mixed with guilt he must be feeling towards Adrian lolol

In Mr. Monk Stays In Bed. I just liked the little scene of where Leland is Adrian's bedroom... that's it. lol. BUT THIS ALSO REMINDS ME. in Mr. Monk and The Very, Very Old Man - Leland was sitting in Adrian's bed and i'm just like??? ADRIAN?? he's sitting in your bed... gosh, i giggled sm. like sure, he'll probably change the sheets - but there's that hint of him always feeling like Leland is one of his 'safe' people. Physical Touch, closeness, sharing things is tough but it's there!!!

the little football rugby match in Mr. Monk and The Big Game has like,,, quarter of my heart (the rest have been divided lol) - cause?? the?? trust?? teamwork?? is SO NATURALLLL. ahhhhh.

the main thing that blew my mind in Mr. Monk and The Class Reunion was how Leland drove all the way (sure, it was for a case) but i'm just,, he would go anywhere on earth for Adrian, wouldn't he. it's so freaking heart-warming idek (╥_╥)♥️.

Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend,, that ep,, i swear. it was just. it was a good hint of how Leland sometimes DOES get fed up of Adrian and how Adrian always wants the best for Leland. it was equally heart-warming and heart-breaking. the underrated scene there though was how Leland shoved Adrian...

it's a very raw moment where the both of them do not seem to get along at all because they want something good and dont see it right in front of them *cough*... and it's just,, Leland's words there: "I have what you want..."

like gahhh, it's visceral if you come think about it. they never want to hurt each other but sometimes what you want isn't what you get and you have to settle and look for something else to fill in the gaping hole :).

Mr. Monk and The Magician is simply me loving Leland wanting to toss anyone out the window and smash them in the face for even hurting a hair on Adrian or loosing sight of him. What a man, XD.

anyway, WOW. i feel like i rambled off your ear here (for sure lol) more than you likely expected me to >,>.

thank you for the ask dear 💕💕!!! i absolutely love rambling about every scene i can get my hands on <3.

[lokissweater]

Guess who’s back again after reading mlb Megumi 4 🫶😍😍😍

It’s 🦋 back to yap your ear off about how ABSOLUTELY AMAZING YOU ARE. I’ve tried and I think it’s impossible to encapsulate in mere words how amazing your writing is and how absolutely incredible YOU are nicole <333

Never a bad thing to say about you because the way the words flow if your works never fail to make me feel do engrossed in your stories and able to empathise as much as I do with all the characters. And I thought I was upset when Hana was trying to snatch away Megumi from our grasp but my god I was left BAWLING with how absolutely sweet and kind our hubby was at the end with the promise ring. The fluff just gets to me man I don’t know what to tell you.

Yes, this IS like the fifth ask I’ve sent because I never shut up but I always feel the need to sing your high praises because you deserve nothing less!

And never apologise for being busy, you clearly but so much effort into your works and I have no doubt you do the same outside of it. Just remember to take care of yourself, and drink water and eat and sleep and all that good stuff! It was also nice to get to read it on a Saturday knowing I had things to do but they can SO wait for me to read the fic and there are never any regrets.

And now I have homework to do and exam pieces & studies to practice on my cello, because I’ve been putting it off…

-🦋

(Even though I put it earlier… don’t mind that)

I LOOOOVEEEE YOUUUU 🦋🦋🦋 SO SO SO MICH OH MY GOD i saw and read your other asks too as well i CAAAANNNOOOTTTT I AM SO GRATEFUL FOR YOU THAAANKKK YOUUUU 😭😭💕💕💕💕

i am actually rolling on the floor with how much i appreciate you and everything you send in PLEEAASSEEE do not EVER apologize for yapping or ANYTHING I LOVE IT SOOO MUCHHH MESSAGES LIKE YOURS ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAAAVOORITEEE !! AND YOU ARE MY FAVORITE !!!!

thank you so much for taking the time to read the new gumi fic and that you loved itttt EVEN THO U HAD THINGS TO DO WHATTT PLS DO THOSE FIRSTTT !!!! 🥹🥹💕💕💕 AND I KNOW RIGHT WANTED TO ACTUALLY BASH MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL WITH HANA BUT GUMI LOVES US TOO MUCH HE DONT GIVE AAAAFFFFFF 😻😻🫶🫶

i still am OBSESSED that you play cello my brain is already concocting that wonderful idea you plotted into my head honey HEHEHEHE !!! I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST OF LUCK WITH YOUR EXAM PIECES AND STUDYING !! PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW THAT GOES!!

please remember to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself as well okay !!!!

I LOOVEEE YOUU CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY INBOX !! <33333 💕💕💕💕

[zhongrin]

HELP RIN I often asked myself what's wrong with me; I literally envied the other ppl falling in love with playable characters and then there is me like 🧑‍🦯 (my bestie tried to make me fall in love with Thoma in a point of time HELP)

oh? I will tell your hubby's about this 🤸

Sure sure we both know what I meant by that huh? <3 *wink* (Zhongli fits literally in every AU though 🧘💞)

Wait I thought it's #Zhongrin? <33

Rin it's the truth! That's so smart.. you're smart! ❤️

LMAO OFMFBSJSBBS that's literally so funny and also adorable!! 💞💞

*Kaveh and me filming while eating popcorn and drinking tea* the tea is hot sis (Kaveh and me are #1 Meitham shippers /hj)

Omg Rin it's flustering me aaaaaa my mind 😳🫣

UM WHAT?? AN ANIMAL-THEMED NICKNAME?? UM EHRHIRJSN I don't think so, but if he would have one for me I think it would be "my butterfly"? Cuz I like them. Lmao. And if I would've one for him it would be "my dove" because idk. Lmao. (I am so not creative omfg)

What about your hubby's? Do they have an animal-themed nickname for you and vice versa? <33

Ofmshisjsbsjsjs AAAA a doggo?? A small one?? In ya teahouse?? So cute! Even I would like to pet it! (For context: I have quite a phobia against dogs heh;;..)

Yes. Plants are pets. They also need to be taken care of. Definitely. (Rin he needs to teach you then how to take care of them wdym <3)

That's so cute <3 dw everyone has their chaotic moments.. maybe even our hubby's? 🤭💞

And help how could I not ship it? It's so so cute aaaaaa <333

Ohhh I understand! Yes they need to protect their cute wifey <33 from confrontation and from someone who crosses her boundaries (and if they won't protect you, I will. >:) )

Dragon Zhongli mmmmm, so many possibilities what to do with him. And I see ruts, I see. I see. "Sensitive" you say? Aha. (No vulgar thoughts, nooooo *whistles* <3)

Mhm! But of course, even I am kind of jealous sometimes. But we also talk it out and then I am the one who gets showered with love, heh. Communication is the key, and love. ❤️ <3

..... Rin my mind is running places at ur question but I don't think ya mean the nsfw version (or do you? I can answer it in the next ask if ya want heh) soooo sfw version!;

I would say in that point we don't have one who is more dominant, we both decide where we go to have our dates, what we will do today, what we will eat today. But when it comes to making the first step (confession, proposal) then it would be Baizhu (although even he is pinning on me for quite a long time heh.). Because when it comes to these steps, I am kinda shy 🧘 (and oblivious, I would think Baizhu doesn't want to marry me for example.)

And we both are quite affectionate, but if you want to know who is more - it would be me, heh. I'm sorry but when I see his face I just wanna kiss him all over and tell him how much I love him and how happy I am that he is simply existing. <33 ❤️

What about you? Who is more affectionate and dominant in your selfships? 💞💞 (Feel free to do both versions if ya want heh 🧘❤️)

(SAME BESTIE. SAME. Xkdjsbsjjssn I feel so safe here to talk about it <33 thank you so much for it! 💞)

ahdklajsjdkas i mean to be fair thoma's a good guy!!! malewife material fr hehe look at it this way: you know it's real love when you still love him despite his minimum amount of screen time 👍🏻

wait what no don't tell him help /silly /lh

#dresvi and #zhongrin ties for 1st place of 'liyue's most beloved couple' and 'liyue's couple goals' <3

and now they even have tea oh lord- well i'm glad we're a good source of entertainment 🤣 pls why can i see you and kaveh being best buds and slandering us (affectionately) over a pot of tea or something hahahah

MY BUTTERFLY AND MY DOVE AAAAA *kicking my feet giggling* THATS SO CUTE WAUGH and that's not uncreative at all, dove suits baizhu!!!

hmmmm not really but i can see zhongli calling me "little hatchling" bc i mean. compared to him. i'm just a teeny weeny lil hatchling if i were a dragon lol meanwhile al haitham calls me "puppy" if he's in a very playful mood (which isn't often, but it happens sometimes hehe)

awwww dw if you come over we can always put the lil doggo in the kennel (or on zhongli's lap lol)!! and yeah al haitham definitely needs to try and teach me how to not kill a plant ;w;

halkjdlas stoppp you're all spoiling me. i can be vicious too yk bark bark woof woof grrr >:T

vulgar thots what vulgar thots definitely not, not at zhongrin at tumblr dot com nooooooo /lie

...... i meant it as an sfw question but feel free to elaborate on the nsfw side ;)))

hmhm yes i see... i can totally relate! zhongli and al haitham takes the lead in the relationship too - although zhongli always tries to check back whether i'm ok with things. al haitham's more of a "if i hear no protest from you then we'll go with what i decided so you better speak up" approach lol

for the nsfw version..... they're most definitely the dominant ones hsldfkjskld although sometimes i try (keyword: TRY) to take the lead but most of the times i'm just too shy to take control hsldjflsjdk altho... idm initiating, if yk what i mean ;)) they don't have that high of a libido (except when zhongli's in his rut).... but a girl's got needs too 👀

(YAY!!!! tis my goals to have ppl be comfy sharing about their selfships on this blog hehe)

[v1-kisser]

🍓 🍩 for Gabriel?

Switching gears everyone. It's Gabing time.

Hello Ty for the ask!!! :D

Answers UTC⬇️ - Ask game here!

🍓 - what's a bad habit your f/o has?

Hmm well this is difficult, as he is an angel of the Lord! Not that he doesn't have his flaws but he has very few vices or temptations because he's not drawn to sin like humans can be. BUT I would definitely say he has a bad habit of pride. Not in the sense of thinking highly of himself specifically, but having so much pride in his angelic status that he falsely believed for many, many years that angels could not ever be in the wrong. (Incorrect) (Do you not remember Lucifer?? That whole thing?? You were there for that babe) Despite making many mistakes over his lifetime, he has always believed he was right and just for doing so, and that his actions were the Will of God. And despite having done away with it, that way of thinking still seeps into other parts of his life/personality if he isn't careful.

He also struggles with anger, especially directed at himself. He has a habit of ruminating on his past and he sees many of his victories as failures in hindsight. Sometimes he has outbursts, followed by periods of isolation. He's by no means perfect, but I still love him. Hu band <3

🍩 - what are some irl things that remind you of your f/o?

OH OH OH!!!! Well. Angels/angelic imagery, obviously. Old Orthodox Catholic hymns and chants... Any song ever played on a huge pipe organ... Also?? White button up T-shirt + gold jewelry combo. The lamp in my room <3 (Has a very warm glow like how I imagine Gabriel to have).

And one time I was blowing bubbles at sunset with my little cousin and the light bounced off the bubbles in a way that reminded me of those little glowy circles/sparkles that surround him when he uses God's Light <3 <3 <3

This is the only decent one I could find with the sparkles but TRUST ME there are little circles that pop up, they're most visible when he teleports long distances. Which tbh was ALSO super jarring to get used to lol.. Um ... Yeah I like hhim <333 He's ummmmmmm <333333 My baby my hubby my lovebug my handsomd

[yuichi-ro]

◈ 𝘠𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦 || 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘠𝘦𝘢𝘳 𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘺

◈ 𝗦𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘆: one year ago today @ 6:20 pm I just admittedly ruined my life with a fictional man and I’m both proud and embarrassed to say I’m still madly in love with the bastard

cw: fem!Reader, second person POV, selfship insinuated, fluff/comfort word count: 2.9k

◈ ᴍɪɴᴏʀꜱ/ʙʟᴀɴᴋ/ᴀɢᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ ʙʟᴏɢꜱ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ◈

““Did you hear?”

“Yeah he moved out of the residents where the pyrokentics stay.”

“They’re all mostly dumb little kids anyways they should have kicked him out ages ago.”

“Shh don’t let management hear you. I heard they hired him on full time as an employee in the power development branch.”

“Are you serious? He’s still going to be here?”

“Worst of all...that greenhorn of a medical officer willingly took him in.”

“Took him in?”

“They’re living together.”

“Does that woman have a death wish? Does she know who she let into her own home?”

“It’s a shame, she would have made a great doctor. Oh well.”

You’d been subjected to it all. From the stares like you were stricken with leprosy. To the intrusive questions any sensible person wouldn’t dare to ask of a practical stranger. The opinions of others fell on your shoulders one by one like bricks as they tried to build a house around you to understand why exactly, out of all the people in the world, you agreed to let The Reaper live with you.

“Everyone shut up. I’ll do it. Kurono can live with me.”

Those words still rang true when you said them. No one clapped or patted your back at the board meeting when you were the only one to step up and offer a welcoming home to the freshly written off third gen. Who could really blame them? He was on thin ice as an asset with the damage he’d caused in multiple rooms during treatment. Just the money alone spent to contain his tephrosis could have funded something else or extended a lease on something in any of the multitude of fingers Haijima had in the Tokyo Empire’s daily life. For what should have been a begging, thankful man as an outcome. Only made a surly, hard to work with, intimidating bully of a man who no one wanted to shoulder the burden up. 

So in reality, you were the first one to place the very first brick on your shoulders. Bearing the weight of your decision you made all on your own. Even without a pay raise.

Like most hyped up things, they’d slowly become yesterday's news.

The questions, intrusive and rude, trickled down to a near stop after a while. A new arrangement becoming old news to everyone. Only employees in their first week on the job would yank you aside to ask in a hushed voice if you were ok after their first encounters with The Reaper. To which you’d laugh it off in the end. At first it would prickle your nerves and leave a sour taste in your mouth at the audacity from people who didn’t even know your first name yet alone anything about you or him. Now though you only chuckled in their face and let the concerned newbie know what you two had planned for dinner and that you’d let them know tomorrow if the meal sat well with you or not. No one thought it was as funny as you did. Still thought they insisted on asking so you never gave them the answer they were looking for.

Because it simply wasn’t there. Living with Kurono just; really wasn’t that different from living alone. For the better part of the adjustment period that was. You two went to the same place to work. He wasn’t a bad cook so you split kitchen duties down the middle. Clean and tidy in both personal and shared spaces so chores were never an issue. Already equipped with the tools to talk to him because of treatment as well as being the only coworker to tread those waters. Going from work to home wasn’t much of a change. The only thing different wasn’t the leery stares you got from overly concerned strangers who didn’t know the first thing about either of you two. Their fear was rooted in what you could only excuse as a natural instinct. Maybe yours had been dulled the longer you were around him. Leaving you perhaps vulnerable but to what you weren’t exactly sure. Kurono hardly expended more energy than an average house cat on a particularly busy day. That lull in complacency is probably why the first time he woke you up at night, you weren’t that startled to see his familiar set of orange eyes on you.

“...What- Yuichiro- What- What time is it?” You fished for your phone when absolutely no light was trickling in from your curtains. And were even more surprised to see it was barely past midnight. Asleep just long enough to be disoriented when there was a soft wrap of knuckles on the door. He’d succeeded in waking you up but when you rubbed your face squinting Kurono remained motionless in the doorway, “Is something wrong? Did I forget to turn something off?”

This was probably the moment all your coworkers tried to warn you about over the past few months. How most of them would be in hysterics if The Reaper had stood in their doorway with minimal backlighting to illuminate his figure in the doorway. At that very moment all you could do was think you left rice in the rice cooker or the stove on after meal prep.

“Can’t sleep.” Kurono finally voiced.

Not what you expected to hear and it dragged you from your tired haze more than if he’d said the stove was on fire.

“What?” You rubbed at your face unsure you heard him correctly. 

“Can’t sleep.” He repeated himself without a hint of inflection to his voice.

Finally sitting up in bed you looked around the dark room hardly able to the outlines of your own belongings. Yet you could see enough of him to make out that same complacent expression he always looked at you with. Rightfully tired you didn’t think much of what came out of your mouth next.

“...I guess, you can come lay down?” You offered as you padded the empty side of your bed. Normally untouched and had been since you bought it. 

Silent as he came over to the opposing side of your bed. You rolled the covers down and looked up at him only half aware of what was going on. Wanting nothing more than to get back to sleep as soon as possible. So the solution in the dead of night to let him sleep in your bed seemed like a no brainer. 

And as the weight of another person finally on the other side made your frame creak with a tiny groan. That was the first time you’d let him sleep in your bed. Your back to well, his side, you weren’t really sure as he hardly moved after getting in bed next to you. And you had no idea what position he slept in honestly. Awake before your alarm for the following morning went off. That was the first time he asked to sleep in your bed with you but by far wasn’t the last.

See because the very next night it was the same thing. Confusing you more than making you cranky since this time he’d made his way into your room before midnight at least. Leaving you sure he hadn’t even attempted to sleep in his own bed before telling you that he couldn’t sleep. Perhaps taking it as a kindness to not wake you up like the night before. Kurono’s odd ability to be intrusive in the least rude ways with you had you looking at him weird when he made that statement again. Though after the night before you really couldn’t complain as he hadn’t kept you up and you’d slept like a rock.

So again, rolling down the covers to the other side of your bed, you invited him in. Watched even as he settled down beside you. Legs tucked under the covers neither of you had pulled up yet. Very aware of the sleepwear you both would wear as more often than not neither of you were in a rush to get dressed on weekends. So when you smiled at him and let him know you were going to turn off the light. Kurono silently looked down at your lap until the click of the lamp. Followed by the shuffle of bodies in bed. One was yours and the other his. You were in a strange way glad he didn’t wake you up this time. So when the threat of sleep was on the verge of taking you over. You thought nothing of it when you felt a familiar hand lay itself against the small of your back. Just the faintest touch when he’d extend his fingers to loop them in the fabric of your shirt. Not infringing on the way you slept or anything. Just the subtle notice that told you he was right there with you. It was strangely comforting but before you knew it you woke up the next morning to him out of bed and the covers pulled up. Once again this wouldn’t be the last time he asked to sleep in bed with you.

The third night and you pulled the covers down to the other side of the bed without even thinking about it. In fact you’d stopped to look at it weirdly as you’d never done it before. But when you looked up from the side of the bed previously untouched, there he was standing in your doorway like the previous nights.

“Can’t sleep?” You asked with a bit of a smile when you came back around to your side of the bed.

Lips set in a stern line Kurono looked down, “...if you don’t mind.”

Getting into the well worn groove of your side of the bed just too look up at him you kept smiling, “I don’t mind at all.”

Because the fact of the matter was you didn’t. You also hadn’t given it much thought as someone looking in might have found this odd and inappropriate. But that seemed as rich of an opinion as those coworkers who swore you’d be dead by the end of the week if you let him move in with you. You weren’t dead. And honestly you liked the comfort of a body next to you. Even if it were just his knuckles brushing your back in the middle of the night. It felt nice to be close.

Something was different tonight though. The first night Kurono had woken you up. The second night you were already in bed. But this third time you’d seen each other getting into bed before the lights were even off. So now in the darkness it felt off in a way you couldn’t quit pin. And as you stared off at the wall where you always laid at the edge of your bed. You couldn’t quite fall asleep the same as you had previously. On a whim suddenly rolling over to face the middle of the bed.

Surprised to see him not on his back or facing the other way. Kurono had rolled onto his side before you even noticed it. Leaving the two of you facing nose to nose on separate pillows to stare at each other.

“...can’t sleep?” You asked in a hush whisper between the two of you.

His expression, though hard to see in the dark, looked a little pensive as he laid there with his hand tucked up under his cheek, “I can leave if you can’t sleep.”

The immediate threat of him leaving made you instinctively reach out. Grabbing onto the bit of corner pillow case he wasn’t lying on. It took you a second to realize what you’d just done as well as glancing at your hand so close to his face, “I...No, stay.”

Of course he complied by staying utterly still. Even after months of living here Kurono kept referring to it as your place. Your apartment only. Not yet once vocalizing that he saw it as his home as well. Even as he laid in bed only a few inches away from you in the under lit room. 

“...are you doing ok here?” You asked as too much time had passed and neither of you seemed close to falling asleep, “I mean...in the apartment. Here with me. Are you adjusting ok?”

While most of his answers always tended to be curt, to the point and blunt. There were moments like these that you could see him take his time to figure out the way he wished to word them. It was seconds like these you wished your coworkers saw more of. These times where he truly curated his answer based on how he felt and not just by the gut reaction of those around him.

“...It’s nice here.” Kurono muttered, “In your apartment. I like the extra space and no alarms going off randomly.”

Rubbing the cool fabric of his pillow case between your thumb and forefinger you looked at your action with such intensity you nearly zoned out for a moment, “This is your place too you know? It’s your home not just...not just another holding cell. I- I want you to like it here.”

His orange eyes shifted up to your face. The one thing you could always see in the dark. Where you should have been uneasy to look a snake in the eyes in such a dark room. They brought you comfort that couldn’t be explained even if you had all the words in the world to do so. No one would understand this. And those who heard your thoughts would call you crazy.

“I do like it here.” Kurono spoke frankly.

Such a broad term and you needed more reassurance you were doing the right thing, “In the apartment? In your room? What part do you like?”

“I like it here.” He said again, this time with the slightest gesture of his gaze that quickly tipped you off that he meant your room.

“Oh. Oh-” You laughed a little under your breath at the misunderstanding and stopped rubbing the pillow case so close to his cheek, “You can have this room, we can switch this weekend if you’d like.”

“It’s not the room.” Kurono cut in to clarify. He stirred a confused look from you and he could be heard sighing softly in the dark room even if you couldn’t really see anything, “I meant the bed. I like being here...with you.”

Then it dawned on you. From the very moment you met him. Though through an observation glass as thick as your fist. You two, hadn’t really spent a lot of time apart. Why else would you have offered to let him stay with you if not for the fact most of your day was spent together anyways? It seemed so natural that amidst the change in scenery and paperwork that went with it, you hadn’t thought about the fact he just came to live with you because he wanted to.

“Yuichiro?” You whispered across the small gap between the two of you.

He didn’t say anything but you felt and saw his gaze on you in the small space you had between each other.

 “...can I hold you?” You asked, hardly sure you said it loud enough to hear in the room. Yet at the same time it made your ears ring it felt like the loudest thing you’d ever said in your life.

Static silence. Certainly a wrong move that would result in your coworkers being correct about him. Over your dead body they’d say they told you so. As you held your breath concerned with what you’d just said. All of it was released when Kurono leaned forward in the cramped space of your bed. 

Forehead to your lips when he buried his face into the ratty old t-shirt you chose to wear every night. Quickly to not pass this up you engulfed him in your arms when you could. Arms tucked under his neck and draped over his shoulder to engulf all of him. You buried your nose into his mop of straight, thick black hair and moved your body all that much closer to the side of the bed you never laid on. The Reaper in your arms as his face felt a million times warmer than any blankets you could put on yourself. What happened after that was simply the quickest you’d ever fallen asleep. One second you were curling your arms to adjust his head into the crook of them. The next you woke up to bright lights threatening your blinds and the same mop of black hair still tucked into your chest as when you’d fallen asleep hours before.

So as the questions still came in like stragglers late to class. Asking if you were ok or if you were being compensated for living with the awful Reaper who still plagued Hiajima. You learned to laugh them off. Making everyone who only said they were concerned about your safety uncomfortable. Good. Because really they had no say in anything that you chose to do. And you liked it that way. Just like you liked the way Kurono came to ask if he could sleep in bed with you. Because in just three days you were sleeping better than you’d ever had in your entire life. 

Now you would wake up with an arm cinched tight around your side and his face buried in the back of your neck with his knees pressed to the back of yours. As close as he could possibly get nightly. Waking up like this every morning made you smile. And made you so happy that he’d asked to come sleep in your bed all those years ago.

[lanadelreyscokewhor3]

OH MY GOD CLAIREBEAR YOU ACTUALLY MURDERED ME WITH THIS

First of all. First of alllllll. Since he calls u bunny you decide to buy some ears and let him take pics of u to keep

https://pin.it/5APKPV5 and also totally https://pin.it/2JZ6aF4

NOW THE NO PANTY RULE IM PHEW IM ACTUALLY… soaked and if he finds you still wearing them let’s just say it’s ❤️gonna be rough❤️

Also the housewife kink did u like read my mind and infiltrate my ultimate kink OR WHAT CLAIRE WHY ARE WE SYNCHED??!. HE DEF FUCKS U OVER THE COUNTER ESP WHEN YOURE LIKE BAKING SOMETHING AND if there’s whipped cream and a whisk well we all know what’s about to happen.

Also ahh yesss shower sex <333333 he turns the heat up all the way to make sure you have a bit trouble breathing as well bc you’ll make less noise and he just plows you against the glass walls. It’s giving me that one scene from big little lies too where (not condoning her horrible husband) comes back home from work and legit eats her out against the wall (I couldn’t find a link since it’s legit p0rn but I tried to find a screen cap)

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/03/06/07/3E003C8300000578-0-image-a-11_1488785469552.jpg

ALSO THE LAST PART JUST ABSOLUTELY STRUCK THE CHORD FOR ME. Him doing face masks with you and brushing your hair??!!? And def puts masks in your hair for you and massages your scalp i just know it <333 and endless kisses and THE BEND DOWN HEAD REST SHOULDEE THING I ALREADY CAN SEE THIS.

Lastly, idk why I’ve just always wanted to do this when I get a husband like I just think it’s so intimate and sweet. Pete would def let you <3333

OK IDK IF ANY OF THIS EVEN MADE SENSE BUT I LOVE U THANK U FOR THAT VISUAL. DILF HUBBY PETER FOR THE WIN.

-🍿

THE BUNNY PICS ARE SO CUTE!!!! I LOVE<33 this is a photo you have of him, you keep it in ur bedside table with ur wedding photo

when u break that rule it is not pretty. normally u have to ride his thigh WITH ur panties on, and u have to cum like 4 times before he even THINKS of touching or helping you. he just mocks you and sometimes slaps u so u open ur mouth so he can spit in it and make u swallow

housewife kinks are so hot to me idek why. especially with peter. like u in a little sundress just baking for him after a long day and he comes home in THIS ?? girl ur pussy doesnt last very long. with whip cream he smears it all over u just to lick it up with ur cum 0_0

ALSO THE SHOWERRR YESSS HE TURNS THE WATER UP SO WARMMMM. its partly bc the first time the two of u showered together he stepped in to the water BLAZING and nearly screamed. he eventually got used to ur hot water habits but then kinda turned the tables...

always self care with dilf peter! (or any peter duh its peter mf parker we're talkin about) he also loves brushing ur teeth just to make u laugh or he'll light ur fav candle and let it burn while he massages u after a long day. ENDLESS KISSESS! ALSO THAT LAST THING IS SO CUTE AWHHH!!

im tagging some photos ur friends took of u and peter when u first started dating- married

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/5418462042605715/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/16958936089969772/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/165296248814666322/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/17381148553578746/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/14847873762747920/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/152629874862654159/

https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/3729612221570691/

[unloved-cadillac]

hii ima simp for all ur hcs so i was hoping i could request a bunch of head cannons for chuuya, dazai and tanizaki (and or mark if u can) (separately) with a s/o that has painting as a jobby and sometimes gets paint on their clothes or items. i just got paint on my comfort hoodie so im in need of some hcs. thank u <333

C/n: hi there! Welcome. Aww this is adorable. Thanks for requesting and I hope that you enjoy🤍

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HCs on Dazai, Chuuya and Junichiro with a s/o Who Paints.

Dazai:

Absolutely adores when you paint. And you do it so well too.

He loves to just sit and watch you paint and sometimes will “help” out.

“Zai, I can’t concentrate when you do that.” You say as his lips ghost over your exposed neck. “I’m not doing anything, belladonna.”

He likes to mess with you by putting paint on your face.

But he laughs when you come to him after painting for hours with a bite of paint on your clothes. “Honey, why didn’t you use an old shirt?” “Shut up, I wasn’t thinking rationally!”

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Chuuya:

Hubby is in awe of your skills.

Is also one to just watch you as you work and always asks you questions.

When you painted him on a canvas, he almost cried. Almost.

He has your paintings hung up proudly in his office and room.

“CHUUYA!!!” He hears you yell and he is instantly by your side. “What happened?!” He asks frantically and you look at him with a pout while showing your hoodie. He looks down to see a splash of green paint there.

“You clumsy girl.” He says and kisses your nose. “Take it off. I’ll clean it.” You flush and don’t move. “If you don’t it’ll be there permanently.”

“Yeah I know, but…I’m not wearing anything underneath.” You shyly say and look away. Chuuya leans by your ear and playfully bites your earlobe. “It’s nothing I haven’t seen before, angel.”

Cue you throwing paint on his face.

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Junichiro:

This boy is UNDERRATED!!!

Anyway, Juni always hypes your paintings up by braving to everyone about them.

“Yeah, Y/n painted this. You wish you were that talented.”

You painted a Polaroid for him and now he keeps it with him in his wallet 24/7.

As much as you are talented, you’re also clumsy.

He couldn’t count the number of times he heard you scream “GODDAMIT MY CLOTHES!”

He always laughed at you but did clean it for you.

He has lots of paint in his apartment now because of you because you get struck by inspiration anytime.

You’re so talented as your boyfriend is so proud of you.

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“If you feel lonely, I could be lonely with you.”

🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤

-Caddy.

[darlingpwease]

OMG I JUST NOTICED THE “when he got older I imagine him more mature and confident and charming and a gentleman and a pleaser and with a deep voice and dilf and with a huge dick and railing you in bed” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 PAIN. LIKE WHAT YOUR TAGS SAID; they (subby crybabies) destroyed the characters’ personality hdjsjs THAT’S BASICALLY THEM CREATING AN OC WITH SLAPPING THE CHARACTERS’ FACE ON IT 😭 i’m sad.

And i see you and your anon discussed about it with a character from jjk djdkks whomst I unfortunately did not know dhdjs i dont delve deep into jjk dkdjd BUT any other characters that fit the rant??? 👀 wait talk about a whole ass clown behavior........... the clowns in genshin community wrote Venti as daddy dom 😭😭😭😭😭😭 like.

Babygurls......... h o w. He’d definitely do the “oops i dropped something on the ground let me beeeend down even though i’m wearing a short shorts to get the thing!” and suddenly his ass on your face🧍‍♀️

content warnings: RAWR

upd: sorry I lashed out like that I'm really ashamed </3 /ser

YES.

listen, I'm not saying that dom writers never do that, but the subspace are so huge, like a legion, that 90% is always them, and it's always some strange oc with a name like a character from the canon and which for some reason goes with a fandom tag, but why do they do it what if it's not a character?

is it something like clickbaits like with "gender neutral reader" / "male reader"/ "dom reader" or do they seriously think that "well, I see him like this when he becomes an adult" is some kind of excuse? you can't break their personality and make excuses like that, mark them as oc and go in peace, don't get into the general tag.

I'm not interested in reading about not only beating and forcing, but also having nothing to do with the real personality of the character; calm down 'daddiesthole😈🍆💦🥵' and start marking pieces normally, I'm not asking for much — if they had the brains to write all the tags that the fandom only has, then let them find among their 8k words about "he beats me and then calls me his cute kitten😳👉👈 don't @ me" a few more words about the sub!reader tag, or I will @ you and definitely not like your "big dick ceo daddy" who can only be a good boy and get stroked but I won't disturb other people's fantasies.

content warnings: venti my beloved gosh my tiny squishy hubby---

your words were an absolutely perfect description of his personality, because that's exactly what it is <333

I definitely don't want to have anything to do with genshin fandom, and even if you saw that post, let's pretend you're not, but- I somehow saw "why are there so few dom top venti?" and I almost spit out the tea because, um- he's a bratty sub???

listen, everyone has their own preferences, and I have no right to judge anyone, but "mean huge cock dom top venti" is some completely suspicious behavior. you look at this twink who loves pranks and being annoying and think about how he has at least some power at all? his only power is the power over the wind so that his clothes are pulled up or when he is busy seducing, and the wind does not blow too hard. does he use the wind to pick apples? no, he prefers to ask you for help to either make you lift him up or look up to you.

Venti literally “oh what a piiity I'm stuck in a tree what should I doooo” or “I need to climb the stairs but I'm so small and I can easily fall help me secure me from below” or “oh I'm so clumsyyy what can I do to redeem myself?”

come up with the shoddiest excuses and Venti will use them, because he hears the wind and he does not try to be unobvious — especially when accidentally sits on you again or his wagging ass is too close to you again and he comes out with this “uuuuu sorry I dropped an apple and can't find it”

no, you don't understand — yes, there are many trees with apples around you, but it was a special apple, stand behind and help him find it! but when you actually start looking, he slightly pouts, because what are you doing huh???

even the keyboard agrees with me

settle down with these headcannons, which have nothing to do with the personality of the character, or mark the tag "ooc [charactername]", because 'sub reader' marks only very rare instances of submissive writers and these are the only writers who have rights among their own kind.

[kodzuken-chan]

Elo :3

How u doing over there? Hope things arent too stressful and that ur taking care!

I just got a some asks, mabey u had some of these bf (im sorry if thats the case) feel free to just answer on if u like

1. What was the moment u started simping for sanji? Was it a specific episode? Or did u start liking him as time passed?

2. What's your oc's story in one piece? Do they have a devil fruit power? A weapon?

Thank u for ur time and patience <333

I'm doing absolutely great~!! Thank u bby for always asking about my whereabouts 🫂💙I hope you're doing great as well.🤧💕

No not at all, I love answering these kind of asks, because usually I don't get these kind of questions on my ask box, So when I see them, I get hyped to answer them right away~!!🥸🔥

What was the moment u started Simping for Sanji? Was it a specific episode? Or did you start liking him as time passed?

Well, tbh with you I started One piece at the age of 11. Sanji's first appearance wasn't epic or sth, but the moment he showed up in Baratie, he immediately caught my attention.

Then for some reason, I was curious to know more and more about him. As soon as the Arlong Park Arc fight started, I can tell you that I was madly in love, Despite his handsome face, his fighting style and attitude were the first thing that made me fall in love with him.

Since I was still a kid by that time, I really didn't know that I was Simping over him, I just knew that I loved him so much and I wanted to marry him😂 (I keep laughing on the fact that I used to say that to everyone, how embarrassing)

During the twelve years of being a one piece fan, I never simped for any other character except for Sanji, and even If I did, sometimes you know I simp for Law, however, Sanji will always be #1, no one can take his place, not just among one piece characters, but the whole Anime universe

Any loveable character that get added into my Hubbies list always comes #2 after Sanji, no one can top him at all💙

What's your Oc's story in one piece? Do they have a devil fruit power? A weapon?

Well, I've got this question before and I answered it thoroughly in a post, you can check it right here 🤧💕

You can scroll the general information about Yui and immediately read (if She was A Strawhat) part 😇

I hope I answered your questions ✨🤧💕🔥

[magma-queen]

“If you don’t gimme the remote, I’ll have to tickle you!” Hardenshipping >:333 I really love your writing.

Awww!! Thank you! Your kind words mean a lot to me! Here you go! I hope you enjoy reading!!

This was one of those times when Maxie was in an extremely cuddly and clingy mood. And when this happens, he wants Archie all to himself without any distractions.

“Archie, I demand cuddles.” He said, walking up to the couch with a blanket in his arms.

Archie cracked up. “Well of course, yer highness. Come here.”

He opened his arms up and let his husband curl up next to him. However, Archie was a little bit distracted, watching a Pokémon battle on tv. So, Maxie felt a little neglected.

“Archieeeee….”

“Mm? What’s the matter, babe?” Hearing him whine at him was not a normal sound to his ears.

His arms went around him and he snuggled into his side. “You’re not paying attention to me..” He whined, nuzzling him.

“Of course I am, Max. *kiss*

“Then could you please turn the tv off? I want to sit here cuddling with you with no distractions..”

Archie rolled his eyes. “Babe, the tv isn’t hurting anything. I’ll give ye as much attention and affection as ye want. Ye know that.”

Maxie clung to him tighter. “Tv off.”

“Max, no. I was watching this.” He replied.

He reached across Archie’s lap, looking for the remote. “Give me the remote.”

“Uh, not gonna happen, Max.” Archie laughed. “I’ll turn it off when I’m done, then I’ll be all yours to snuggle, kay?”

Maxie kept reaching for the remote, but couldn’t find it. “Where the hell did you put it?”

“Not telling.” Archie snickered, making his husband pout. “Oh my god.. the great Maxie is pouting?! Ohoho this is too good.” He kisses his cheek. “Listen, babe.. it’s almost over.. can ye wait just a few more minutes?”

“Fine..” He grumbled, giving up and laying back down in his lap.

About 30 minutes later…

“Archie. You said it would only be a few minutes. It’s been half an hour!” He pouted again. “Alright, that’s it.. give me the remote!”

“But I’m not done yet!” Archie hid it behind his back, chuckling at his lover’s attempts to look for it.

“If you don’t give me that remote, I’ll have to tickle you.” He warned, smirking at him.

Archie glared back at him, and he saw the mischievous gleam in his eyes. “Ye wouldn’t dare.”

“Try me.” Maxie replied, poking him in the side.

“Maxie, no!” Archie pushes him away.

He pinned him to the couch. “Maxie yes!” He exclaimed as he dug into Archie’s sides, making the larger man squirm.

“W-Wahahait!! Mahahahax!! Don’t-! Ahaha- st-stohohohohop!!!” He didn’t quite realize what he just said, and why his husband just evilly smirked at him.

“Don’t stop? Alright.. if you say so!” With that, Maxie shoved his wiggling fingers up Archie’s armpits, getting him to howl.

“AHAHAHAHANOHOHOHOHOHO!!!” He hollered, trying to throw Maxie off of him. “AHAHAHAHA- MAHAHAHAX PLEHEHEASE!!! DOHOHOHOHON’T!!!”

“Are you going to give me the remote?” He asked, slowing the tickling so he could answer. “If not, this continues.”

“Hahaha- Max! No! Hehehehahaha- I wahas wahahahatching ihihihihit!!” The other man cackled when devious fingers found his neck. “C-CUT IT OUT!!”

He grinned. “Fine, then.” He went back to torturing his husband. “Coochie Coochie coo~”

“NAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA STAHAHAHAHAP!!!”

“Mm~ I love your laugh so much.” He smiled.

“HAHAHAHAHA!!!! MAHAHAHAX I’M GOHOHOHONNA KIHIHIHIHILL YEHEHEHE!!! AHAHAHA- NOHOHOT THERE!!!”

Maxie was squeezing his sides. “Where? Here?” He squeezed them harder. “Or how about here?” He chuckled, squeezing his knees next. “I know your knees are a bad spot.”

“FUHUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!! STAHAHAHAP!!! I CAHAHAN’T TAKE IHIHIT!! YEHEHEHEHER KILLING MEHEHEHEE!”

“My god. You might be the most ticklish person I’ve ever met… you’re so cute. And.. You know what to do to get me to stop.” The redhead replied, his sneaky grin ever so big. “Remote, please.”

Archie managed to push him back to the other edge of the couch, then he pinned him down while catching his breath.

“Wha- h-hey!! Archie!!!”

“Yeah.. heh.. I knew exactly what to do to get ye to stop, and that was to overpower ye!” He growled, staring down his husband like a Pyroar who just caught its dinner.

“G-get off of me!” Maxie protested.

Archie grabbed the remote from behind him, and turned their tv off. “There~” He smiled. “It’s off. Now… ye wanted some alone time with me, didn’t ye? But ye thought ye could just attack me like that, huh?”

The redhead was getting really nervous now. “A-Archie- d-don’t-“

“Hehehe… ye made a very big mistake, Max..” He kisses him on his forehead. “Now he’s after ye.. do ye know who he is?” He positions his hands on Maxie’s sides.

He already started giggling his head off. “N-no! Ahaharchie don’t!! I-I’m sorry!”

Archie took no mercy on him, he slipped his hands into his sweater and attacked his sides. “He’s the tickle monster!” He growled after removing Maxie’s glasses and placing them somewhere safe.

“N-NOHOHOHO!! AHAHAHARCHIHIHIE!!!” He squealed, twisting his body left and right to escape his fingers. “NOHOHO!! ST-STAHAP!!”

“Ye set yerself up for failure when ye started tickling me! I literally know all of yer tickle spots! It’s like ye wanted this to happen, silly!”

“NOHOHOHO- I- AHAHAHA!!! STAHAHAHOP IHIHIHIT!! I’LL KILL YOHOHOHOHOU!!!”

“Hey, yer the one that started it, Maxie..” He chuckles. “And I’m the one that’s gonna end it!” He lifted his shirt up and blew a raspberry on his belly.

“AHAHAHAHAHAHA-!! AHAHA- AHARCHIHIE! NOHOHOT THAHAHAHAT!! ST-ST-STAHAHA-“

*inhale* “PFFFFFFT-“

“FUHUHUHAHAHAHACK!!! STOP IHIHIHIT!!! HAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEE!! N-NO MORE!”

Archie giggles along with him. “Yer laugh is so cute, Max..” He then snuck his hands up to his armpits. “Tiiiiickle tickle tickle!”

“OHOHOHOHO GOHOHOHOHOD!!! STOP!!! NOHOHOT THEHEHEHERE PLEHEHEHEASE-“

“C’mon, Maxie!” Archie teased. “Where’s that precious smile?? Huh?”

Trapping his hands underneath his arms, he covered his face in embarrassment. “I AHAHAHAM SMILING YOU IHIHIHIDIOT!!!”

“Tsk tsk tsk… name calling… that’s beneath you, Max.” He removed his hands from his armpits and grabbed one of his ankles. “And for that… imma pull out the big guns..”

“D-DON’T YOU DAHAHARE!!!” Maxie warned.

The Aqua leader traced his finger on the side of his foot, as a warning.

*Snort* “St-Stop!!”

“Nah.” He put Maxie’s ankle in a headlock and spidered his fingers at it.

“NOHOHOHOHO GOHOHOHOD NOHOHO!!! NOT THAT!!! ANYTHIHIHIHING BUT THAHAT!! ARCHIHIHIHIHIEHEEHEEEHEE PLEHEHEASE!!”

“Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!! Coochie Coochie Coochie coo!!”

Maxie fell back on the couch and cackled hard, tears streaming from his face, red as it could be.

But then Archie grabbed one of his toes, that made him let out a high pitched shriek.

“NO! ARCHIE NO!!” He squeaked, beating weakly at the man’s back. “N-Not my toes! Please have mercy!!”

His husband didn’t listen. He tickled the soft spot underneath his toes, making him howl in laughter. Following that was in between his toes.

“OKAYOKAYOKAY STAHAHAHAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEHEASE! IHIHIHI TAHAHAP OUT!!!”

“This isn’t a wrestling match, babe. It’s a tickle fight. And yer losing!!”

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! ST-STAHAP!! PLEASE!! IHIHIHI CAHAHAHAN’T- *snort* BREEHHEHEHEHEATHE!!!”

Archie laughed hysterically at his reaction, but finally let his ankle and foot go when his laughter turned silent. He pinned him down again and kissed his cheek. “I love ye, Max..”

Maxie pushed his face away.

“Aw, c’mon Max! Yer not mad at me..”

“Yes, I am.”

Archie raised his eyebrow and gave him a grin. “Ye started it.”

Maxie’s face turned red, blushing and trying to avoid eye contact. “Y-yes.. I did..”

Archie wrapped his arms around him and buried his face into his neck, kissing him.

“Mmm~ I love ye so much. Please don’t stay mad at me.”

Maxie was trying extremely hard to hold back laughter, but he couldn’t. “Archie, stop it… y-your beard tickles..”

“Oh? Does it now? Ye still love it anyway..” The Aqua leader purred at him, nuzzling his beard at his neck more.

“I s-said stop!” He giggled, squirming away from him. “Please! Ihihit tickles!”

“Are ye gonna forgive me, hun?”

“Yehehes! Yehehes okay???” Maxie snorted. “Y-you’ve tickled me enough…”

Archie stopped nuzzling and looked down at him, completely in love.

“Why are you looking at me like that? Because if you tickle me again, I’ll destroy you.” He playfully sneered.

“Oh, no.. it’s because yer so cute.”

“Shut it.. I’m not… The great Maxie isn’t cute.”

“Heh, I say otherwise, Max..” The pirate smiled, kissing his cheek and tickling under his chin.

“N-No-!” He giggled. He pushed his face away, but Archie pinned him back down and gave his neck more nuzzles and kisses. “Ahahaharchieeeee!”

“Hehe, I love yer laugh so much.. *kiss* I don’t hear it often enough. Guess that means I should tickle ye more.”

“NO.” He snorted, smacking a sneaky hand coming up to his ribs.

They laid there for a good while, and Maxie finally got what he wanted. He was on top of Archie’s chest, half asleep, purring like a Skitty while Archie pet his head and ran his fingers through his hair.

“Archie..?”

“Mm? T’s the matter, Max?”

*blush* “I love you.”

“Awww, I love ye too, hun.” He giggled, pressing their noses together, and giving him a passionate kiss on the lips. “Ye happy I gave ye the snuggles ye wanted?”

“Very much so.” The Magma leader chuckled. “Let’s stay like this for the rest of the evening..”

“Wouldn’t wanna be doing anything else..” Archie replied, holding him close to his chest. “Always gonna wanna cuddle me hubby. Because ye deserve all the cuddles in the world.”

That comment made Maxie blush even harder. “That’s.. really sweet of you to say..”

“And I meant every word.” Archie said, pressing one more kiss at Maxie’s cheek.

[mankaithings]

Hai can I ask for some sakyoizu fluffy HC ? I can't see any and I'm kinda starving, i need some crumbs please?

first of all, I just want to say that this is probably my most shipped couple in the game aside from Juban and tsumugi x tasuku (I forgot their ship name) so thank you so much for this request  <333

So it’s pretty much canon that Sakyo has liked Izumi ever since they were kids

Just imagine little Sakyo spacing out with a smile on his face as he thinks of Izumi and how much the other people in the Yakuza teases him about it

He didn’t want it to be obvious but it just really shows unconsciously

Even after years, Sakyo still has this fondness at Izumi but it took him so long to finally confess

Between this time, everybody in the dorm could pretty much tell that Sakyo is into Izumi and not just that wow-I-like-her kinda thing but the I’m-madly-in-love-with-you thing

Some even made bets on who will confess and how long it will take for them to get together

Azuma won both so now Banri, Taichi, Homare, Citron, Kazunari and Tenma has to do something for him

So imagine how everybody will celebrate when finally this two adults get together

Sure there will be people jealous at Sakyo but at the end of the day, they’ll be happy that their dear charming director finally found love in her life

The one who confessed was Izumi, it was when she finally figured out her feelings for Sakyo and it just can’t be hidden anymore. It’s not like she wants to hide it either

The day Izumi confessed was probably one of the most unforgettable moments in Sakyo’s life, imagine having your childhood crush saying she likes you back

We could only dream

But Izumi got worried, because Sakyo wasn’t responding, she thought it was because he wasn’t interested but that wasn’t the case

Sakyo’s just malfunctioning

So when Sakyo finally woke up from his trance, he also admitted his feelings for Izumi, although unlike Izumi it was more awkward with blushes everywhere as his eyes moved from everywhere and anything just not landing on Izumi

Although Izumi was ready to get in a relationship with Sakyo, the old man’s so old fashioned and wanted to take Izumi to dates before he would officially ask her to be his girlfriend

But if Izumi was to be honest, it did kinda make her heart skip a beat, there’s just something romantic about it

But Sakyo didn’t leave empty handed that night since Izumi kissed his cheek

Sakyo got worried after that, with just a simple kiss on the cheek he was already feeling like he was on cloud nine, what more if it was on the lips?

After the 3rd date, Sakyo finally took courage and asked Izumi to finally be his girlfriend

That was where they shared their first kiss, it wasn’t the best but it wasn’t bad either, to be honest, if there was any problem was the fact that Sakyo didn’t know where he should place his hands

Dates between Izumi and Sakyo would be going to plays in Veludo way and discussing them on the old park they used to go to when they were children late in the night as they sit on the old swings as they look up to the beautiful night sky

But of course, Sakyo wouldn’t just go for those, no. He will make sure that he takes Izumi out properly, with beautiful and elegant clothes and a good dinner

The other guys in the dorm started to go against this because “How come you can eat expensive dinner and we can’t even keep the lights on until midnight?!”

But Sakyo shuts them up with the “It’s my money not the company so shut your yapping and do your homework!”

There will also be times when they can’t go out so they just decide to either watch a good movie and snuggle on the couch or talk about things on the dorm’s balcony with coffees on their hands

Speaking of cuddles, Sakyo’s the most awkward man out there, he can’t even hold Izumi’s hands how do you expect him to hold her in his arms???

At first it was awkward, Sakyo was tense and he didn’t know where he should place his hands

Banri might have laughed at the scene but he stopped upon receiving Sakyo’s death glare

But as time passed, Sakyo became more comfortable with the whole thing, sure he still doesn’t like doing it in public but once they’re alone, Sakyo will not waste time in wrapping Izumi in his arms, especially when he notices that Izumi’s getting stressed

When Izumi get’s stressed, Sakyo takes it upon himself to make sure Izumi gets enough rest, by letting her relax in his arms and listening to what her problems were

He would also try to lessen Izumi’s responsibilities, when he has the time he would make sure to help out as much as he can to lessen Izumi’s burden

To be honest, I don’t really think there’s anybody in the relationship who gets jealous easily. Both of them are adults and has enough trust in each other to know that either parties are going to cheat

Also, just completely random but in the dorms after finally getting informed about Sakyo and Izumi finally going out, they now tease Sakyo about having an affair with Izumi and cheating on their mom which is Omi

Don’t worry Omi, I’m pretty sure everybody in the fandom wants you to be their hubby

Sakyo tried to stop them from it but eventually gives up because even his girlfriend joined in the joke

To end this, Sakyo’s going to treasure Izumi so much, he’s liked her ever since they were children and he sure as hell wasn’t going to let her go now that they’re finally together and Izumi’s going to give as much or even more love to Sakyo 

[zhongrin]

I am glad ya are <33 and yes I am!! (Help;; already fainting at the thought of Baizhu and- 🏃💨)

This your man?

This sounds great ngl IFJEISVEIEOSBSB

imagine merman Zhongli whoa-;; ❤️

And oh, I understand now OFBSKKSBSJ we stan hoarder Zhongli <33

I always ask ppl before I send them drabbles cuz I don't wanna make anyone uncomfortable 🥹 and dw, I only send drabbles when I feel like it - won't pressure myself <33

HELP FODHSHSISJSHSJ Baizhu makes me a mess already enough, and my love for Baizhu isn't comparable so Nawh, only Baizhu it is ❤️

Ahh I ✨ see ✨

I would say he kinda is (my bestie even hcs him as a very jealous type omfg), but he doesn't need to worry - he is the only one for me ❤️

Umm I wanna ask what language these pet names are, I doubt they're English, are they? Care to translate? 🤸💞

And cjdjsvwksojaja read this post before I write this ask here! And idjfbsj ITS SO CUTE. HELP. MY ZHONGRIN HEART.

I'm kinda shy when it comes to collabs and matchups and stuff heh;; I only feel kinda comfortable when it's from my mutuals 🏃💨

Omg Rin you're a menace for calling Alhaitham "babe" just to fluster him, and I absolutely love that, 10/10 <33 ❤️

Nodnod yes yes for me Alhaitham seems like the type of guy who doesn't use pet names that much cuz he thinks your name is already so beautiful<3 💞

Mmm I would call Baizhu often "my sunshine" cuz he brightens up my life day by day just by simply existing <3 not too often "Bai" though (cuz I for myself get flustered by it ????? HELP DONT JUDGE ME DKDJBSKSOA) and only if it gets serious or sum then I call him by his name heh (when I am totally lovestruck then I even call him "my everything")

But Baizhus pet names for me um.. I brainrotted with my bestie bout it and she said he would totally call me "my angel" - cuz 1. I often get called that by my friends, 2. she said he would surely see me like a gift from the Gods themselves - like an angel yk? 🏃💨 (Flustering myself rn OFHDJWJWB), sometimes also "my dear", or when it gets serious "Dresvi" or when he is real bold and when he wants to see me becoming a blushing mess for the whole day - then by my real name heh. (Maybe even with a "my" infront of it)

My favorite dates? Honestly every date I get to spend with Baizhu, doesn't really matter where or when <33 but for a proper answer: spending time together on our favorite spot, often watching the sunrise / sunset, stargazing - or a picnic on it.. maybe even taking a stroll around Liyue Harbor or sum heh (I'm a simple person 🤸❤️)

What about you, dear Rin? <333 💞💞

(hELP Rin I also enjoy reading your answers sm, it's so cute how ya are gushing about your hubby's!! Please continue <33 and my asks make you smile?? OMG HELEOSHJSJ I am so so glad aaaaaa 💞💞❤️❤️💞💞🤸)

baizhu and ayato fighting over the adorably blush dresvi.... hehehe both has their own attractiveness and will woo you with different ways methinks. ayato sees baizhu giving you flowers and he goes off to send you ten large bouquets straight to your doorstep. baizhu sees ayato kissing your hand as a goodbye greeting and now he does that AND offers you his arm so he can escort you everywhere <3 oh fair maiden, who will win your heart? ;)

that's my man alright look at him isn't he majestic. he hides in his hidey hole most of the time, it's v cute i swear i'm not insane

look at how derpy he is????

also hsldkfjslkdjf merman zhongli.... ouffffhhasjdklajsd he hoards pretty shells and rocks and gives me gifts. how can i not love him 😭

jealous baizhu makes sense bc i think he would have this innder fear of not being enough for you and he's afraid you'll find someone better ;w; pls reassure him and give him all the pats and kithes and reassurance <3

ah yes some of them are indo and chinese hehe

'xiànɡ ɡonɡ' means 'hubby' / 'husband'. 'yang' is shortened form of 'sayang' which, translated to english it's like 'darling' or 'dear'!

'lǎo pó' means 'wife', and 'tiánxīn' is a chinese pet name, kinda like 'sweetheart'. 'nik' is... how do i describe it uh it comes from 'nonik' which is a cute way to call a female young girl, but it also can be used as a cute nickname for a guy to call a girl (my dad calls my mom that irl hehehe)

ah i see, no that's totally understandable!! do whatever you're comfortable to do! and i'm always happy to gush over our selfships anyway hehehe

yk what, al haitham would probaly tease me back by calling me a petname BUT from a different language. like ancient sumerian or something (that 20 languages fluency is coming in handy). and he would refuse to translate it for me bc he's secretly a menace >:T

...... does that mean when you say goodye to baizhu you'd say "bai bai bai"? ...... g-get it? bc bai sounds like bye and- /is shot

calling them by their full name when it's serious is such a nice trope hahahah (if i call zhongli "rex lapis" he immediately knows it's serious hsldfjklsdj)

"my sunshine" "my angel" "my dresvi" omggggg i also can see him calling you 'my flower' or 'my violetgrass' (ykyk bc it's his ascension mats hehehee)

NO BC SAMEEEEE i feel like with zhongli he would drag me out to nature a lot (i'm an indoor person most of the time but i love tagging along with my friends if they want to go outside and explore nature) so yes!! strolls in liyue plains and by the docks or seashores would be something we do a lot!! that, or us visiting teashops or eating outside while listening to storytellers or operas... otherwise if i really really don't want to go out that day, we'd just cuddle at home and cook together in the kitchen hehe

with al haitham, there's a lot of indoor dates lol if sumeru has a book cafe with a good coffee, we'd both frequent that place every week lol he would be reading and i'd be either reading along with him or occassionally feeding him food while he's reading about complex physics things lol

(DON'T MIND IF I DO OH GOD THESE ANSWERS ARE GETTING LONGER AND LONGER HELP HLADKJFLSD)

[momrryfest2020]

You guys are AMAZING!!

Okay, so here’s the list of prompts, gonna open up author signups tomorrow...note, this is an all pairings space, so feel free to read these prompts as such! And if you want to provide something that is NOT a prompt, no worries, just submit to the collection when I open it up. This is gonna be *fun*, you went above and BEYOND on these!! <333

Prompt list:

1. Juno AU

2. During a mutual divorce, harry finds out he’s pregnant and has to navigate that with his ex and his new love interest!

3. Harry is pregnant and he’s all too happy to finally be able to put his pre-post natal yoga certification skills to real practice as he leads his class.

4. Harry has always been into dirty talk, especially “daddy” kink, and now that he (or she) is pregnant, his (or her) partner kicks it up a notch, calling her “mommy”

5. ANYTHING LACTATION KINK, DON’T CARE HOW.

6. Mommy + Pregnancy Kink please Harry calls his partner mommy and imagines getting impregnated by them.

7. Harry’s sad that he’ll never be able to get pregnant so his partner makes him feel better by “knocking him up” ie: lots of dirty talk about harry being fertile and barebacking and sweet talk afterward about what a good mum harry will be.

8. Harry just gave birth to their first child and is still very tired and exhausted, so Louis makes sure he is the best husband ever and learns more recipes to cook for him, takes care of their little bundle of joy and they’re just a happy, small little family :> lots of cuddling pls (and maybe at the end when harry’s feeling better a big family trip with both their families to a swimming hall)

9. That picture of Dakota Johnson at the farmer’s market, feeding a baby a fresh strawberry, you know the one…that’s it, that’s the prompt.

10. Harry gets baby fever after the last of his former bandmates has a kid of his own and he’s the last one standing. He decides he wants to adopt a baby with his current partner. A cute story about Harry adopting a baby basically

11. Harry is in that annoying part of pregnancy where he has to pee every 10 minutes. One night he’s having sex and suddenly has to pee. Person A doesn’t want to ruin the sex and begs him to just pee where they are. They both enjoy it more than they should??

12. The Back-up Plan (2010) AU - Harry conceives twins through artificial insemination, then meets the person of their dreams on the very same day.

13. Moving to a new town to start a new job is never easy. It’s even more challenging with two teenage daughters and a recent divorce from her husband of 16 years. Harry is at her wit’s end when her hair dresser suggests a single mothers’ get-together through the Meetup app. Despite being skeptical of meeting people from the online group, she goes. At the meeting she meets Louis, who also has teenage kids, and they end up falling in love.

14. cheaper by the dozen au

15. harry and his (or her or their) partner on their first night home with their newborn ft. some freaking out about being responsible for a whole human person but mostly lots of cuddles for everyone.

16. one of harry’s close friends just had a baby so he and his partner go to see them, during the visit his partner notices that harry is extra attentive/fixated on his friend while she breastfeeds so he brings it up when they get home and sexy times ensue

17. pregnant/just gave birth harry decides to go to a breastfeeding support group

18. Harry as cool mom inspired by the Cool girl monologue from the movie Gone Girl. Because i don’t get how society’s expectations of moms don’t leave all moms more bitchy, on top of that cool mom has to make it look easy and fun.

19. One thing that made me completely obsessed when I was pregnant, was the feeling that my body was changing but not being able to tell if it was all in my head or physical there. Having that sort of assessed and validated by my partner in a not clinical way has been super satisfying (both in a sexy and peace of mind way)

20. Harry, who has always enjoyed being everybody’s baby, is having a baby

21. Louis is an alpha and a new single father to a six months old or younger if you wish (the mother is not around). Harry is the nanny he hires to help him take care of the baby because he has no idea what he is doing. Harry is an omega and the baby takes an immediate liking towards him and his scent. The baby’s first word will be ‘mummy’ to Harry and him having a break down because he sees the baby as his own. (He and Louis obviously get together)

22. Mitch and Harry have to babysit Adam Prendergast’s kids for the day and Harry falls into the mom role easily.

23. Harry is a single mommy of a newborn that can’t seem to fall asleep at night. Louis is the nice neighbor that should be called baby’s whisperer. Strangers to Lovers AU with lots of kinks and fluff, please! (Bonus points for Louis being obsessed with Harry’s body) (Golden star for lactation kink)

24. Buns in the oven, babying a sourdough and kneading dough could make for some amazing suggestive dirty talk in any kitchen, especially for someone who ten years later still talks about their job at a bakery, loves baguette and is a little obsessed with pregnant bellies.

25. Louis and Harry are at a party that is related to Louis’ job, Harry is just being a good hubby and coming with him. Harry is seven months pregnant though and some of Louis’ colleagues keep staring at him in a flirty way. It makes Louis furious that they’re all staring at his baby mama like that so he takes Harry home and they have hot sex, Louis calling Harry mommy, add lactation kink if you want to and pls lots of mentions about the things Louis adores about pregnant Harry (aka bigger thighs, glowing skin, tiddies, tiddies, did I mention tiddies? you can also make this a/b/o of you want)

26. maybe a cute little collection of Louis’ and Harry’s firsts with their baby? first time they hear the heartbeat, first time they feel them kick, first time they see her after harry gave birth, first time harry breastfeeds, first time they say mama or papa, first time of them going to visit the grandparents, first time crawling, first bath with mama and papa… ugh my heart.

27. Harry’s and Louis’ son is like 16, so he is hanging out with his friends and his friends are teasing him about how hot his mother (aka harry) is, just like the 1d boys always did with harry about Anne. The son feels super uncomfortable and Louis is super confused why these little teenagers boys always stare at Harry’s body when he is cooking for them whenever they visit until he finds out they think of Harry as the hottest milf in town (more humor than actual sexual references pls, this is supposed to be more funny than awkwardly sexual :D)

28. Harry missing his pre-pregnancy body a bit after having his second child and Louis making him feel loved, them both going to the gym and working out together just to have hot kinky sex in the shower later, body worshipping and lots of sassy mommy harry please <3

29. I would love some sad sex fic. Being pregnant is a messy affair. You become a dual entity of you and the baby and are expected to be constantly performing happiness. Dads are allowed to be uncertain but moms are constantly asked how much they are looking forward to the baby. Sometimes you are in line at the supermarket and feeling a profound sadness and frustrating hornynes and being told you are glowing by some complete stranger is in no way making your day better, it only solidifies the feeling of having become your pregnancy.

30. Person A helps a miserably full and sore Harry when he starts to ween the baby from breast feeding but of course he’s still producing milk.

31. Mommy H is spoiled with a huge and extravagant baby shower. Ideally he’s huge and kind of miserable at this point but he’s being pampered and doted on and absolutely loves it.

32. So (optional abo) Harry gets pregnant from a night out at the age of 20 ish? When his kid gets to the age of 12 (Harry 32) he starts asking about his other dad and Harry feels bad his son doesn’t have a dad so he starts to research. He find 4 possible guys it could’ve been - louis, Liam, Niall or Zayn. He thinks he’ll just know when he meets them all. He was wrong. (Perhaps one of them turns out to be the dad, but Harry falls in love with another one For example: Louis the dad and Liam the lover or Zayn the dad and Louis the lover! Choose any pair combo!!! Whichever endgame you prefer)

33. lots of mommy harry with a newborn baby fluff and him being over the moon, loving his little bundle of joy and pls add a cute breastfeeding scene

34. The progression of Harry’s horniness during pregnancy to the point that his mans doesn’t think he can keep up with it

35. Harry’s been dating x person for a while and they have a healthy and diverse sex life. They both think it would be hot for Harry to be fucked by other guys while his boyfriend watches. Basically a cuck/orgy situation with some breeding/fertility dirty talk to make it kinkier. (Could be that he’s already pregnant and gets fucked by an outsider??)

36. Pregnant Harry gets his first bra to accommodate his milk coming in and he’s kind of obsessed with how he looks in it

37. harry + ot5 or ot4, being their intersex mate or omega, multiples in pregnancy and maybe a kidnapping, runaway magic harry using bond or mate pull to make it back to them as they also fight their way back to him

38. Harry Edward Styles, single father with a gorgeous six year old daughter. He works in an event management company, his specialty wedding planning,with his own personal office with a team and all. He is Arya’s mummy as he gave birth to her when he was eighteen year old. With a loads of baggage from his past Harry is a strong person who is giving his all to make a perfect life for his daughter. They are the dynamic duo against the world. (The name for the child can be changed as per author’s wish and Louis and Harry pairing please thank you)

39. Girl direction: Harry is excited to learn that her alien gf is ovulating and volunteers to be the incubator of gf’s self-fertilised eggs. Sexy oviposition and sharing the joy of motherhood.

40. Girl direction 70s AU: Harry and her gf secure a sperm donation and get busy with a turkey baster.