#mr-stottlemonk rambles

[mr-stottlemonk]

okay but ted levine's shoulders are something great arent they 🤲✨️

[constablequodo]

Not leland checking monk out in that robe 💀

[guroseinsei]

ahoy

i go by guroseinsei or seidraikiri on most of my profiles but just call me sei :3! i write fanfiction mainly. i also draw & make (indulgently silly) edits whenever the inspiration to do so slams me into a muse filled wall. other than that, i spend most of my time screaming, giggling and sobbing about my multitude of ships.

fandom:

i write slash fan-fiction, thus most of my works are M/M. i could go over the list of my fandoms for about a decade and wouldn't stop (nor remember all of them, lol).

"ship, let ship" is generally how i go through fandom. i'm just here to enjoy the wildest and silliest things and respect everyone who does the same.

links & profiles:

my AO3

bird app

pillowfort [barely used]

squidgeworld [still moving over my works as backup]

pixiv [my bookmarks are really the only jackpot thing here; aidk, vinsaga, tangled, naruto and any other fandoms i'm into]

and my ko-fi if you'd like to yeet me a cup full of kudos <3.

sideblogs:

i try my best not to create so many sideblogs but :") my impulse control is thread-weak.

▪︎ art blog [sporadic posting]

▪︎ eraserdekuverse blog [aizawa x midoriya blog]

▪︎ ao3 aideku feed [update undergoing]

▪︎ blitzstone mcga incorrect quote blog [archived]

▪︎ mr-stottlemonk [monk tv 2002 blog]

playlists:

aideku playlist.

stottlemonk playlist.

haddotin playlist.

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tags:

#tag: seis.tho(ugh)ts [my ramblings]

#tag: seis.fics [what it says on the tin]

#tag: sei.jpeg [my art tag]

#tag: art references [everyone needs references so feel free to peruse C:]

additional: (my) commission info.

[mr-stottlemonk]

do ya'll ever think about how Stottlemeyer is whipped over a man who buttons up his shirt to the very last button.

[mr-stottlemonk]

i suddenly want to very much write Leland struggling with bisexuality

[mr-stottlemonk]

"are you okay?"

me: *staring at a picture of Leland and Adrian* NO, THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS AND SAYING THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. LELAND TRUSTS ADRIAN WITH HIS HEART AND ADRIAN TRUSTS LELAND WITH HIS LIFE. HOW ARE YOU OKAY?

[mr-stottlemonk]

stottlemonk au idea - married leland/adrian.

-> adrian is either a detective in a whole other precinct or he works as an editor/writer.

-> his co-workers/partners always ask him to come out with them but he always goes "sorry, i need to be home for dinner."

-> they assume he just really wants to spend time with his wife.

-> "whoever's married to him is one patient woman." / "or a pretty lucky person."

-> Adrian finally attends one game night and he enjoys it. his co-workers ask him to bring over whoever he wants. No pressure. They win the pub quiz btw.

-> "I can bring Leland..." and they're all just nodding cause yeah why the hell not. bring your wife mr. monk. bring your best friend. bring your cousin. feel free

-> the next game night, Adrian does end up showing up. In tow though, is a guy who looks very much like he could knock you out for just breathing in his direction. Rugby shoulders, mustache, ruggedly handsome.

-> "Who is that?" / "Can't be his brother..." / "Maybe a friend?"

[mr-stottlemonk]

Are you going to continue to write MxS fics or are you done ? 😭😭

Ive read everything on AO3 twice now and I need more content and yours was some of my fav... Hoping for more but appreciate what was given ! Thank you

ahoy dear :3!

oh. i'm not done yet with stottlemonk. i'm just taking a break as my motivation is floating about in the abyss :")

i'm glad you're enjoy my works!!! aldkfjlkasd to read them twice though, i'm so honoured, crying tears of joy.

i'll probably start posting around the end of august or september again!

thank you for your lovely ask <3

[mr-stottlemonk]

monk would definitely say this.

"i got the morbs." -> no one understands him + he thinks he sounds cool.

[mr-stottlemonk]

you're back!!!!!

haha sort of <3. my laptop died and i can't do as many edits as i used to 😭 but slowly does im making a come back with the fics <3!!!

[mr-stottlemonk]

Have you stopped writing fic? I really enjoyed the ones posted C:

hiya dear <3 aw, thanks i'm very glad to hear that.

and to answer your question: no, i haven't! i've just slowed down a bit... going through a rough creative block currently + work's been rough, goddamn 😭😭 it's killing me, *lies down on the floor*

here's a sneak peek to make up for my inactivity?

*

“Mr. Monk,” He startles as Natalie's hand takes charge of holding the frozen peas instead, “what are we gonna do?”

The itch around his eye blooms, confusion belly-aching under it, “About what?”

“That guy assaulted you—”

“Well—” Adrian starts. It had been his fault too. He should have seen it coming.

“And once the Captain finds out,” Natalie stands up immediately, back to pacing and mutters one loud ‘oh my god’ before she disappears and he hears the click and clack of her heels.

[mr-stottlemonk]

me: *writing protective Stottlemeyer*

me: *gets yet another idea for protective Stottlemeyer being intimidating af*

he will be the end of me???? 😭

[mr-stottlemonk]

thinking about an au where Monk's mom lives and they have Sunday lunches together every single week without fail and one day she just randomly says, "When are you bringing that beau of yours home?"

and Monk chokes on his glass of water.

[mr-stottlemonk]

walking back into the room 🚶

watching monk for the 702030204090605010 time 🎶

[mr-stottlemonk]

I LOOOVE your blog, I'm watching Monk for the first time and I'm in love with Leland and Adrian <3 . Also I really love the aesthetic of your blog <3 I don't know if you have been asked this before but.. which stottlemonk scene would you say is underrated and why? :p

aww, hehe :3. THANK YOU DEAR <333. sksks, i'm ngl, i didn't try much with the aesthetic so i'm glad it looks pretty enough.

ohh!!! welcome to the fandom/series brain rot then <3!! i'm glad you're enjoying it; it's definitely a gem of a series that deserves all the love and attention!

It is so hard not to love both of them so hell yeah, join the club dear.

*long post so more under the cut!

i haven't been asked this! i think... but i'll answer repeat questions anyway, so no problemo there. ANYWAY, let's see... underrated episode huh. i have a couple actually: Mr. Monk and The Missing Granny [S02E13], Mr. Monk and The Other Detective [S04E01], Mr. Monk Stays In Bed [S04E03], Mr. Monk and The Big Game [S05E03], Mr. Monk and The Class Reunion [S05E06], Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend [S06E04] and Mr. Monk and The Magician [S07E15].

Okay, let's dive into it. With Mr. Monk and The Missing Granny there's that scene where he's just finished taking his test (not really lol) and he's locked himself inside Leland's office. it's very short, if you blink it you miss (i just spotted it like,, a couple of days ago during a re-watch) but he's trying to coax Adrian to open the door and he, so very fucking softly, says: "Adrian." before launching into this small, supportive spiel -> his constant support, even in slivers, of Adrian is so freaking beautiful.

With Mr. Monk and The other Detective. it's more funny "guilty hubby energy" than cute. he looks so GUILTY giving the job over to Marty Eels. like, pls. like @s-misaki once said:

the utter act of betrayal mixed with guilt he must be feeling towards Adrian lolol

In Mr. Monk Stays In Bed. I just liked the little scene of where Leland is Adrian's bedroom... that's it. lol. BUT THIS ALSO REMINDS ME. in Mr. Monk and The Very, Very Old Man - Leland was sitting in Adrian's bed and i'm just like??? ADRIAN?? he's sitting in your bed... gosh, i giggled sm. like sure, he'll probably change the sheets - but there's that hint of him always feeling like Leland is one of his 'safe' people. Physical Touch, closeness, sharing things is tough but it's there!!!

the little football rugby match in Mr. Monk and The Big Game has like,,, quarter of my heart (the rest have been divided lol) - cause?? the?? trust?? teamwork?? is SO NATURALLLL. ahhhhh.

the main thing that blew my mind in Mr. Monk and The Class Reunion was how Leland drove all the way (sure, it was for a case) but i'm just,, he would go anywhere on earth for Adrian, wouldn't he. it's so freaking heart-warming idek (╥_╥)♥️.

Mr. Monk and The Bad Girlfriend,, that ep,, i swear. it was just. it was a good hint of how Leland sometimes DOES get fed up of Adrian and how Adrian always wants the best for Leland. it was equally heart-warming and heart-breaking. the underrated scene there though was how Leland shoved Adrian...

it's a very raw moment where the both of them do not seem to get along at all because they want something good and dont see it right in front of them *cough*... and it's just,, Leland's words there: "I have what you want..."

like gahhh, it's visceral if you come think about it. they never want to hurt each other but sometimes what you want isn't what you get and you have to settle and look for something else to fill in the gaping hole :).

Mr. Monk and The Magician is simply me loving Leland wanting to toss anyone out the window and smash them in the face for even hurting a hair on Adrian or loosing sight of him. What a man, XD.

anyway, WOW. i feel like i rambled off your ear here (for sure lol) more than you likely expected me to >,>.

thank you for the ask dear 💕💕!!! i absolutely love rambling about every scene i can get my hands on <3.

[mr-stottlemonk]

Stottlemeyer’s face when monk almost calls Natalie a bimbo lol

Also

Group therapy episode moment I’m wondering about is what Monk does when he “blacks out”. What do you think it looks like?

BIMPORTANT PERSON. HAHAHA, i love that scene sm. giggled like mad honestly...

stottlemeyer is in the corner, shaking his head and going "oh oh..."

and! hm, well.

"Black Outs" in Monk 2002 are here and there. In some moments you understand why Adrian would black out and in others you go welllll.

Basically, a black out occurs because a person is experiencing 'strong' feelings: anxiety/stress is a big one. when this happens, they become more focused on how they're presenting themselves instead of the interaction that's going on.

So, they might look confused. Clammy, maybe. They may stutter a lot. Be unresponsive or overly co-operative or NOT at all.

because he blacks out, he doesn't actually remember what he says - the brain likely doesn't make the memory in the first place, properly or at all. Or, it catches bits of different things instead of what may really be going on...

i don't fully remember how it's been portrayed in the show. but from what i remember they get the stuttering and confusion down alright.

that's what i know about black outs! hope i answered it well enough :3 <3!