#he's my cherry pie || remy lebeau

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What's your favorite thing we ever did?

meme: truthful sinday asksstatus: accepting

“Favorite thing we ever did?” Victor repeats, brows raising and an amused smile pulling at his lips. “That’s a real long list. How am I supposed to choose just one thing as my favorite, huh?” He chuckles and reaches for Remy, grabbing loosely at his forearm and tugging him closer. Pulling him to come sit on his lap so Vic can wrap an arm around him and nose at his throat while he ponders the question. 

“Favorite thing…” he repeats. “Mmm, y’know, I think my favorite thing we ever did was when you were drunk and happy and we made a mess of that honeymoon suite. Don’t know if you even remember that… But it was good. The noises you made, the way you clung to me. Knowing that you were completely mine.” The word comes out as a growl. A possessive rumble before teeth scrape at Remy’s neck. He’s careful now. More than he ever was in years past.

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He doesn't bother to say anything as he slides up behind Vic - he knows he's heard him coming. Arms wrapping around his middle, he presses his forehead to Vic's spine, squeezing soft. Some anniversaries are still harder than others.

There are some good things about having his conscience unearthed from where it was buried so long ago and put back into place. Vic’s not going to deny that. Being trusted. Being loved. Having a place that felt like home instead of just a place to rest between jobs. It’s better than a man like him deserves. 

Some things about having a conscience again, however, he could do without. Like this. Knowing what he’s done. That Remy should never have forgiven him, let alone want to be this close to him. The guilt of it is crushing. The affection helps a little. Nothing’s going to fix what he’s done, but it helps.

He rests a hand on Remy’s arm and gives a light squeeze, careful not to let his claws dig in. “What do you say we go back to bed?” he murmurs. “They can do without us for a day.”

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"Do you stroke yourself while thinking about what you did to the Morlocks?"

meme: ask vic questions and he’ll answer truthfullystatus: accepting

“I get myself off thinking about a lotta things. But that? Eh, that was just work. Fun work, sure, but not really the kind of work I want to jerk myself off to. Some of the stuff that happened leading up to that, though. Mmm, we had a real pretty little errand boy…”

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Remy LeBeau

meme: vic speaks his mindstatus: accepting

“I hated Remy for a long time. I hated a lot of people. Didn’t matter if I’d loved ‘em the week before, if they crossed me I’d jump straight to hating them. And Remy… He was good at pissing me off. Not that I loved him back then. He betrayed me. Or, that’s how I saw it. Stood up to me, and fuck that pissed me off. That’s what people expect to hear, isn’t it? That I still hate him? That I’d rip him to shreds given half the chance?”

Victor gives a little self-depreciating chuckle and drops his gaze to his hands, rubbing the pad of his thumb over the sharp point of his index claw. “Guess that last bit is still kind of true. Still jump at the chance to tear him up, but uh… Well it’s a little more fun for him the way I do it these days. I’m not the man I used to be. There’s been a lot of shit that’s happened between me and Remy over the years, but when everything changed for me? Remy was the one who was willing to trust me first. He gave me chances that…” He sighs and shakes his head, closing his eyes for a moment to compose himself before continuing. “That he probably shouldn’t have fucking given me. But he did, and that meant so goddamn much. Having someone willing to trust me like that even after all the shit I put him through.”

He’s done so many awful things to Remy over the years they’ve known each other. Terrible, unforgivable things. Things that are always going to come back up and haunt Victor. That’s the kind of thing that almost makes him wish his conscience had stayed dead and buried. Almost. What he’s gained is worth the work, and the guilt, and the regret. Even if he could, he wouldn’t change things now. “He trusts me. Really fucking trusts me. Do you know how rare real trust is for a guy like me? More than that, he loves me. I don’t deserve that. He deserves someone so much better than I am. But he picked me, and maybe it’s selfish as hell, but I’m not gonna let him go. I don’t want to be who I used to be. He knows who I used to be a hell of a lot better than some, and he sees that I’m trying.

“I love him. He’s mine. And I’m gonna do my best to make sure that he gets the good things that he deserves. Life owes him some good. Owes us both.”

@cardshcrp​

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Send me a “🍞 “ for your muse to throw a loaf of bread at my muse.

meme: throw bread at sabretooth, what could go wrong?status: accepting

Sometimes, Victor gets hungry in the middle of the night. Alright, most nights, and tonight is no different. Leaving Remy asleep in bed, he sneaks down to the kitchen looking for something to snack on. Once in while it’s pie, other times leftovers, and occasionally it’s whatever he can find in the fridge. Tonight’s one of those ‘anything in the fridge’ nights. Nothing he has to cook or even warm up. That’s far too much effort for a midnight snack. 

What looks good right about now is meat. Something raw and bloody. Thankfully, keeping a tiger in the house means keeping a supply of meat to feed him. Victor’s sure Sock won’t miss just a little bit. He’s got the fridge open, using claws to tear away chunks of beef from one of the larger cuts and wolfing them down, when the loaf connects with the back of his head. He’d been so caught up in eating he’d failed to hear Remy come downstairs and into the kitchen a few minutes after him. 

Slowly, he turns his head to look over his shoulder at his husband, wiping at his mouth with the back of his hand to try to clean away any mess. “Hey, Kitten,” he says in that guilty tone of one caught doing something they know they shouldn’t, but hoping that it somehow hasn’t been noticed. The annoyed look on Remy’s face and the fact that he’d thrown the first thing within reach at Victor does make it hard to pretend he hasn’t been caught.

“You ain’t kissin’ me with that mouth.” An accusation and punishment all at once. It’s enough to get Victor closing the fridge and following after him when he turns to head back upstairs.

“Don’t be like that. All there was, was to cook something, and you’ve spoiled me. Nothing’s gonna taste as good as your cooking.” He’s trying to lay on the charm. To counter that frustration with a little flattery. There’s even a sweet little lie to top it off. “I was gonna brush before I came back to bed, I promise.”

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Kink y/n: husband tied up with cherry pie on top

meme: fucking kinkshame sabretoothstatus: literally always accepting

Victor takes a slow inhale, breathing through his nose as he levels his gaze at Remy. For someone as familiar with his habits as his husband, it shouldn’t be hard to tell what he’s doing. Scenting the air. Trying to tell if it’s an offer or a tease. If there actually is pie in his future.

“You’re never gonna let me live that down, are you?” he asks. Though his tone is bordering on annoyed, there’s a smile spreading across his lips. Fondness softens what would so easily be the threat of bared teeth. “I wouldn’t mind getting you all tied up, and something to snack on while I fuck you so hard you scream yourself hoarse.”

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ship me bc i'm obligated to fill every meme

meme: send me a ship involving my muse and I’ll tell you… status: accepting

Who would be the big spoon? Vic’s the big spoon. Always. He’s large and warm and protective, and Remy’s going to get held all damn night.

Who would wake up first? Probably Remy. Vic shortly afterwards, because Remy pulling out of his grasp would have him awake and trying to tug Remy right back.

Do they have nicknames for each other? Probably, though they’re not anything appropriate to be calling each other in public. Not that stops them. Not an ounce of shame between the two of them.

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Vic’s parents are long dead, but meeting Jean-Luc was doubtlessly an… interesting time. It wasn’t even intended. Remy went to visit, Vic followed when he realized Remy wasn’t going to be back in the next day or two and showed up at Jean-Luc’s door tracking Remy’s scent. 

How do they apologize after an argument? Lots of nuzzles from Vic. Pressing himself into Remy’s space, nosing at him, and purring to show he’s sorry and ready to play nice again. Remy’s apologies to Vic involve food, and occasionally bribes of catnip if he seems like he’s in a particularly bad mood afterwards.

What would they be like as parents? A bad idea. Okay, given a kid that is actually his and not human, Victor wouldn’t be such a bad parent. Overprotective about some things, kind of dumb about other things that Remy would have to correct him about. They could potentially be decent parents, but that kid is bound to end up being a little shit with these two as dads.

Who is the better cook? Remy. Obviously. Remy’s a pretty damn great cook and Vic would eat his meat raw if he was allowed. There’s absolutely no contest here.

Who is more romantic? Remy’s probably the one who’s better with actual romantic gestures, because Vic doesn’t always think about that stuff. He does have it in him to be very romantic when the mood strikes, though that’s often something spontaneous, and occasionally inconvenient for Remy.

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? Vic is easy to please with gifts. Cook him a nice dinner, maybe a pie, and he’s a happy murder cat. For Remy, Vic bounces around with what he gets him. Basically, if he’s out and something makes him think of Remy, he gets it. Buys it, steals it, who’s keeping track?

Who gets jealous easiest? Vic. He’s kind of a jealous person anyway, and being in a relationship with him opens the door for him to get growly and possessive. Usually ends with him getting bopped on the nose because he needs to chill the fuck out.

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? Remy’s more likely to actually remember the events and have the time to get excited. Vic, when he remembers, does get excited for them as well. He doesn’t always remember events, but it’s a little easier to do with a little more stability in his life, and being with Remy would have his life slightly more stable than it usually is. Also, Christmas, Vic likes to make sure Remy’s somewhere warm after he saw what an absolute shit show it is to have Remy in the cold. He still complains at Remy about it not really being Christmas without snow, though.

Who is the most adventurous? Both? Vic’s older and has had more chance for adventure, but I hesitate to say either one is more adventurous than the other given the lives they lead.

Who is the most protective? Vic is very protective of Remy. That’s his mate, and he’d die for his mate. If he could die.

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Shitty. Honestly, the shittiest of kids. Getting into all sorts of trouble, stealing shit, starting (or ending) fights. Timelines are never going to match up for Vic to have a childhood sweetheart given how old he was and what his childhood was like. BUT! Imagine Vic as a child the same time Remy was a child. Vic disappearing for a few months after he manifested and was locked in the root cellar, and then showing up at Remy’s the first time he managed to break out and get away.

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* The part of me that is trash says Cherry Pie, but I’m going with Animals.

Do I ship it?

NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do  / Yes / Of course! / OTP

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“ Shit, I’m bleeding. ”

meme: blood sentence startersstatus: accepting

He could smell it before Remy said anything. The warm, sweet, coppery scent that damn near had Victor’s mouth watering already. The announcement might not have been needed, but it did give him a better excuse to acknowledge it. 

“Yeah, you are,” he says simply. “What do you want me to do about it, huh? Wrap it up? Kiss it better? Don’t really think you want my mouth anywhere near that. Might make me hungry.”

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“I just want to be normal, live a normal life.”

meme: superhero sentence startersstatus: not accepting [clearing out the inbox]

Isn’t that what they all want? Some chance at normal? Victor lost his chance long ago, and squandered almost every other chance he might have been given. Nearly damned Remy along with him. But here they are, together despite it all, and Remy’s not going to get that normal he wants as long as he sticks with him. He’s too selfish to let Remy go, though, even if he should.

“I know, kitten,” he murmurs, hooking an arm around Remy’s waist and tugging him closer. “But a normal life wouldn’t suit us, would it? You and me, we gotta have some excitement, don’t we?”

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“Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.”

meme: terrible first meetingsstatus: accepting

“How else am I supposed to look at you?” 

Victor rests his chin on Remy’s shoulder pouting at him. They keep ending up like this; the pair of them in the kitchen, Vic pressed against Remy’s back while Remy cooks, Remy finding some way to scold Victor. Usually because he’s tried to nab a taste of whatever’s cooking with his claws. He’s already had his hand swatted away once today, so he’s settled for pouting instead.

“Just watching you cook. Even keeping my hands out of the pot.” He gives Remy’s hips a squeeze to emphasize that they’re settled there instead of reaching into the pot yet again. “Can’t I watch you cook?”

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Joker / Gambit / Cassiopeia

meme: fmkstatus: accepting

“You want me to get in trouble, don’t you? No matter how I answer this, one of ‘em is gonna get mad at me.”

He thinks for a moment, scratching at his jaw as he tries to think of a way to answer this that won’t put him in the dog house. “I’ll fuck Cass, marry Remy, and I ain’t gonna kill Joker, but I’ll kill people with Joker.”

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Constrictor, Rogue, Gambit

meme: fmkstatus: accepting

“Kill Rogue.” That’s an easy answer. Victor has nothing to tie him to the girl, except for who her mother is.

“Fuck Gambit. He’s a good fuck, wouldn’t mind it again. And marry… I’d marry Frank.”

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Worst thing you've ever done to a lover?

meme: headcanon anonsstatus: always accepting

“Worst thing I’ve done to a lover…” Victor repeats, scratching thoughtfully at his jaw. “That’s a tough one. Once dug up a lover’s corpse just to make sure he was dead… That was shit, but I guess that doesn’t really count, does it.” 

“Suppose the worst thing I’ve done to a lover is trying to gut him. He turned on me. Pissed me off, so I drove my claws into his gut. Funny the things you come to regret…”

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meme: would you bang vicstatus: accepting

“I’d hope so, Kitten. I’d be real put out otherwise, and kinda confused about what we’ve been doing. You know I feel the same way. You’re too damn pretty for me to keep my hands to myself.”

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❝ Rumor has it y'think I'm ... cutesy. ❞

meme: rumor has it…status: accepting

“Using my own words against me? I should eat you for that, Cajun.” The smirk and the way he’s looking at Remy suggest he intends that in a much different way than he once would have.