#he's laughing to himself because this is the funniest thing thats happened today for him

[professorlaytondestroyedmyfeels]

I saw this post and knew exactly what I had to do

[aidensteddybear]

(Tw for swearing and yelling btw)

Can you make a Jaiden fic where Aiden is like lets say 2-3 and James is taking him out grocery shopping bc it was planned beforehand Aiden just so happened to be regressed the day it was already planned, before they left tho James accidentially slammed his hand or got hurt somehow, nothing serious and said something like “motherfucker” (an example bc thats what I say when I get hurt) and later hes asking an employee where something is and Aiden says that to the employees face because he thinks its the funniest thing in the world and gets them in very mild trouble, James is pissed off at him because before that Aiden was being a brat earlier, more overwhelming and caffinated but a tiny bit of a brat so there James was upset earlier that day and accidentially went off on him as soon as they left the store and immediately regretted it, sorry I have an issue with overexplaining bc thats the only way I can process it

Regressor! Aiden w/ Caregiver! James

“Come on, Aiden! Let’s go!” James called out while he waited at the front door. Aiden quickly came toddling over to James, immediately lifting his arms up when he got to him.

“Are you ready to leave? Do you want anything before we go?” James questioned as he picked Aiden up.

“Weady!” Aiden happily answered, so James began to carry him out to the car.

James had been planning to go to the store today, as weekends were typically when he and Aiden would get groceries.

Though, since Aiden ended up regressing today, James asked him if he just wanted to do the grocery trip tomorrow, Aiden really wanted to go to the store, so they were.

James was just hoping Aiden would behave himself. He was very hyper today and acting a bit bratty. If Aiden would be calm and quiet in the store, then everything would go well.

James opened the car door and placed Aiden in the backseat, since that’s just where he preferred to sit when tiny. James buckled his seatbelt for him, then shut the door.

After that, James got in the car and closed his door. Unfortunately, the door closed a little too fast and it ended up hitting his elbow.

“Ow! Motherfucker!” James shouted. His eyes immediately widened when he realized his mistake of cursing in front of Aiden, since he loved to repeat those kind of words after James said it.

James looked in the review mirror at Aiden, who was giggling at the word that was said.

“Dada say bad word!” Aiden exclaimed while he kept on laughing about it. “I know, baby. It was an accident. Dada shouldn’t say those words and you shouldn’t repeat them, okay?” Aiden only continued to giggle and laugh.

James really didn’t care if Aiden started repeating the word in the car or when they got home. He was just hoping that Aiden wouldn’t start saying it in the store.

The entire drive to the store, Aiden just kept giggling over what James said. That was only making James more nervous that Aiden was going to end up repeating it, probably at a very inappropriate time.

When they finally got to the store, Aiden was still a laughing mess while James unbuckled his seatbelt for him.

“Aiden, I need you to be on your best behavior. No running around or saying anything bad. Understand?” James told him.

“I be good!” Aiden responded as James helped him out of the car.

James still wasn’t fully convinced, so he knew this trip would have to be quick. They would be in and out, only getting the things they needed.

At first, everything was going fine. Aiden was being a little loud, but that was only because he was still very giggly. James had gotten almost everything he needed, until there was a particular item he couldn’t find.

So, James went to go find a worker with Aiden, who was holding his hand and giggling to himself.

Soon, James found someone who worked at the store and went up to her.

“Excuse me, ma’am?” James said. The woman turned to him with a smile.

“Do you know where-”

“Motherfucker!” Aiden loudly interrupted James while laughing. He proudly looked up at James, expecting him to laugh, but instead James had a horrified expression on his face.

“Excuse you?!” The woman spoke angrily as she looked at Aiden. James couldn’t help but to awkwardly chuckle as he began to speak.

“I am so sorry, ma’am. He..uh..he’s not really in the correct mindset to fully understand what he’s saying. He doesn’t know that that is a very inappropriate thing to say.” James tried to explain.

“Mhm. Well, you two can go find someone else to help you with your problem.” The woman responded, before leaving the isle.

Aiden stared up at James with a confused look on his face. He began to gently tug on James’s shirt.

“Dada? Why mad?” Aiden asked with an innocent voice. James let out a frustrated sigh before talking.

“We will talk in the car, Aiden. Right now, I am just focusing on paying for our groceries and leaving.” James spoke as calmly as he could.

Aiden frowned and looked down at the floor. He didn’t understand why James was upset, he thought he was just being funny.

The two were both silent the entire time they were in the store. James only began to speak when he was buckling Aiden back into his seat.

“Why did you say that, Aiden? Do you know how rude that was? You do not say that to a stranger, especially one that’s trying to help!” James scolded.

Aiden softly whimpered as he looked up at James. He very rarely got in trouble, but when he did, he always got anxious about it.

“I told you to behave in the store, but you didn’t listen! All day, you haven’t listened to a single thing I’ve said! Do you understand how frustrating it is when you don’t listen and just act like a brat!?” James uncontrollably yelled, before shutting the car door.

James didn’t exactly process all of what happened, until he opened the trunk to load the groceries in, and he could hear Aiden crying.

“Oh shit…” James muttered to himself when he was able to realize what he had done. He felt like an asshole for yelling at Aiden and calling him a brat.

James quickly put the groceries away and returned the cart, before going back to the car. He opened the backseat door, and sat down beside of Aiden, who looked at him with tears running down his face.

“Aiden, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to yell at you, I know I shouldn’t have handled what happened like that.” James apologized as he slowly grabbed Aiden’s hand and held it, hoping to provide him a bit of comfort.

“I said things I shouldn’t have said, things I didn’t mean. I know it’s not your fault, but I just feel frustrated because you’ve been misbehaving a little today.” James explained.

Aiden looked down at his lap with a quivering lip as he squeezed James’s hand a bit.

“‘M sowwy…” He muttered. “It’s okay, Aiden. I promise I’m not mad at you. Do you think you can try to listen and behave a little better today?” Aiden sniffled and nodded.

“Thank you, baby.” James gave a small smile as he gently wiped Aiden’s tears away.

“And I’m sorry for reacting the way I did. I should’ve mentioned and talked to you about it in a much more calm way. I shouldn’t have yelled at you, I know you didn’t understand what you were being yelled at for and it only made you more upset.” James told him.

Aiden didn’t respond, however he did give James a hug.

“I love you, baby. I know I keep apologizing, but I’m truly sorry that I upset you so badly.” James spoke while rubbing Aiden’s back.

“‘S okay..” Aiden mumbled while resting his head on James’s shoulder. He was still very upset over what happened, though he did understand that James didn’t mean it.

James held a tight grip on Aiden as he hugged him. He didn’t care how long they were sitting in the car and in the store parking lot, James was going to continue hugging Aiden and staying in the backseat until Aiden felt better.

He caused Aiden to become upset, so right now all he cared about was making him feel better.

[fyodorslave]

JJK characters as things me and my friends have said

(aka just me and my best friend because i only have 1 friend)

implied sexual themes

gojo, megumi, yuuji, yuuta, maki, nobara, inumaki, nanami, getou, toji, sukuna, panda, todo

☽༓☾

gojo: remember how ur friends blocked me for being racist?

nanami: remember how u were racist

(to clarify, i was not being racist i js said something about white ppl LOL)

☽༓☾

inumaki: wait nendo has the big dick

maki: ...

panda: ITS CANON HE HAS A BIG DICK

☽༓☾

gojo: i needa take poop

gojo: hoping it’s not diarrhoea

(7 minutes later)

gojo: you wanna know what happened

gojo: it was diarrhoea 😒

☽༓☾

getou: i wanna ride saikis brother kusuke but it never came in my dreams

gojo: I WANT saikis brother to drill into me

☽༓☾

megumi: i literally hate fyodors hat

todo: do yk the symbolism behind it and the colour

megumi: no

todo: so hes russian as we know, the white shows purity which is completely contradictory to himself- a terrorist. Its also white because of the amount of my cum its absorbed

megumi: i cant be bothered replying anymore

☽༓☾

toji: and he said lawyers are always dishonest and crooked

toji: like um ok? thats exactly what I AM

☽༓☾

gojo: I will hammer the concepts into my head while imagining Fyodor hammering into me

megumi: i hope fyodor takes actual hammer and hits u on the head

☽༓☾

yuuji: LMFAO

megumi: boi if u don’t shut up

☽༓☾

yuuta: my grandparents are deqd

nobara: THATS SO FUNNY IDK WHY BUT I LET OUT A GUTTURALLY DEEP CHUCKLE AT THAT I SWEAR

maki: so insensitive BUT FUNNY ISTG

panda: is she paralysed?

yuuta: she's dead

☽༓☾

megumi: the funniest thing happened today

yuuji: 💀😭😭😭💀💀

megumi: i haven't even told the story yet

megumi: the fuck are you laughing at?

☽༓☾

sukuna: im touching myself

sukuna: no jk i just wanted to say that

yuuji: you're done

☽༓☾

*picture of ran haitani*

gojo: i want to grab his ponytails like a lasso and ride him like a cowboy

☽༓☾

yuuta: yamete kudasai

inumaki: i dropped my lighter from the roof

yuuta: train to busan guy

inumaki: what do i do

yuuta: gong something

inumkai: i cant get it

yuuta: i want gongs dong

maki: jump and kys in the process

(idk what this convo was)

☽༓☾

inumaki: I'll use the other lighter

inumaki: the giant one

panda: i hope you burn your face

inumaki: is it cause your jealous im prettier than you so you want me to burn and become ugly so you feel better about your horrendous looking face?

☽༓☾

toji: is she lesbian?

megumi: bitch idfk stop asking me the damn sexuality of an olympic athlete

toji: she's bi?

☽༓☾

sukuna: my nails are so pretty and long

nobara: they look like fermented sausages

☽༓☾

gojo: what time is it?

getou: look at the top of your screen

gojo: its midnight

getou: bitch its 7

☽༓☾

maki: you're always showering when i talk to you

megumi: ok and?? im no dirty mf

maki: i hope your water service gets cancelled

megumi: i hope your house sinks

maki: LMFAO

megumi: yeah you aint gon be laughing when it sinks

☽༓☾

yuuji: lawl

sukuna: tf is lawl?

yuuji: lol

yuuji: wait i have a good one

yuuji: lawlick deez nuts like ice cream

sukuna: bitch you stupid

☽༓☾

megumi: im sleep deprived

toji: sleep deprived? stop lying i bet your sleeping all the time

toji: sleep deprivation

toji: more like

toji: compulsive deceit

☽༓☾

panda: IVE BEEN ACTIVE, JUST NOT ON INSTAGRAM

inumaki: active on what

inumaki: pornhub

☽༓☾

nobara: OMG WHAT IF YOU GET DOXXED AND IT TURNS OUT YOUR HOMELESS

☽༓☾

yuuji: should i vlog on youtube

nanami: ngl you would be good at it

nanami: good at making people dislike the video

[threecrowsinatrenchcoat]

Paint My Spirit Gold

Dukeceit Week Day 2: Green/Yellow

Fans of the YouTubers "Deceit" and Remus "The Duke" Sanders start to suspect that maybe, just maybe, the two of them are more than simple internet pals.

AO3 Link: [here]

Word Count: 2187

Warnings: n/a

@dukeceitweek <3

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a watercolor-style painting of a snake. The snake appears to be made of melting chocolate, and there is a large bite taken out of its tail. Cherries and jam are leaking out of the snake at the bite wound. The snake's expression of horror is overly-exaggerated to the point of comedy. The caption reads: "liked your snake boi, @SerpenThyme. thanks for the inspo." /end ID]

- 

A notification ding cut Janus off mid-sentence. 

“Wow, someone left their cell phone on, so professional,” he said, giving the camera a dramatic eye roll. That someone was him, of course, because he was the only one in the apartment- just him and the running livestream- but that was no excuse not to be a drama queen about it. He finished wiping flour off his hands and grabbed his phone to silence it; but the notification made him pause. He flicked his eyes up toward the camera and gave a slight smirk.

“My goodness, I’m famous,” he drawled. “The Duke himself has graced little old me with some fan art.”

Most of the comments in the chat wanted him to show it, so Janus opened up Twitter to see the full post he’d been tagged in. It was a watercolor painting of the coiled-snake chocolate sculpture- lovingly named Jake by his viewers- he’d made for his YouTube video last week; it was wearing an expression of such comedic horror that Janus had to stifle a laugh. He flicked his phone screen toward the close-up camera on his counter so his viewers could see.

“How kind of you, Remus,” he said. “All of you should go scold him for what he’s done to poor Jake here.”

Most of his viewers would know he was joking- after all, they were the ones to nickname him Deceit when he provided neither a real or fake name for his online persona. They knew full well what he was like by now.

The oven timer dinged. Janus silenced his phone and set it aside.

“And our first batch of cookies is done. You know, why don’t we show the Duke some appreciation?”

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[ID: An Instagram post by user @SerpenThyme. The photo is an artistically-framed shot of a stack of sugar cookies with green, yellow, and pink icing. Propped up against the stack is another cookie, with an intricate icing-drawing of an octopus. The photo appears to have been color corrected to have high contrast, low saturation, and a dark vignette at the edges. The Instagram user @OctoDukie is tagged. No caption. /end ID]

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“You know, I have often been accused of actually being a little old lady, what with my fondness for knitted jumpers, rocking chairs, and incredibly fucked up murder mystery books. Today I am doing nothing to dispel this accusation, by making soup.”

The studio was dark and empty aside from Remus' workspace. Everyone else had left long ago, even his own brother, which meant that it was officially ass-o'clock in the morning (or, as most people called it, somewhere between 1 and 2 a.m.) But Remus was stuck in hyperfocus, honed in on putting the last touches on a commission that he'd been putting off for weeks. It's not that it was a tough painting- once he'd gotten started, it was actually a very creatively satisfying piece- but man, executive dysfunction could go suck a dick

“French onion soup, specifically. Because while I do like to pretend I am a classy bitch, I am also, regrettably, a lazy bitch with a distaste for anything that takes longer than one bottle of wine to make.”

Remus hated working in silence. It was stifling, almost suffocating. His brain needed noise like his lungs needed air. So when the studio had grown still and silent, Remus had flipped open his laptop and queued up some YouTube videos. 

“So we have here three pounds of onions that we need to slice up, pole to pole. You’re going to cry no matter what, so if you have any memories you’ve been repressing since middle school, now is an excellent time to dredge those up.” 

And if it happened to be 90% SerpenThyme videos, well. Sue him. 

“Now the first rule of caramelizing onions: fast and sloppy is always better than slow and thorough… at least, that’s what every man I’ve ever slept with tells me.”

Remus choked and glanced over to his laptop screen just in time to catch Deceit's trademark smirk directed at the audience just for a moment. It was the deadpan delivery that always got him. Remus could barely hold onto a joke long enough to get through it without cackling mid-punchline, but this fucker could say the funniest shit like an off-hand comment. 

He wiped his hands off on his jeans (what use were clothes if you couldn't use them as paint rags?) and pulled his laptop across the table.  He typed out a quick comment, citing the timestamp of the joke, and after it was posted, he shut his laptop. 

'Cause ass-o'clock was short for "get-your-ass-home-or-I’ll-kick-it" o'clock. 

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[ID: A screenshot of a YouTube comments section. The first comment is by user TheDuke, and reads: "10:42 wow, rude." The second comment is a reply by user SerpenThyme, and simply reads ";)" /end ID]

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Janus plopped down on the couch with a slight groan. He didn’t need to stream today, but he really hated missing days. Besides… he was fine. Really. 

He adjusted the camera until he was happy with the framing, and then checked the settings on his streaming software. Satisfied, he started the stream, and watched as his usual viewers rolled in. 

“What do you mean I’m not in my kitchen?” Janus drawled, addressing the chat. He glanced around with an expression of faux-shock on his face. “My goodness, when did that happen?”

He chuckled, and then gestured to his surroundings. “Yes, we are in my living room today. If you must know, my closest and most trusted friend tried to murder me today- yes, Virgil, it was attempted murder and nothing less- and I survived with nary a scratch… and a broken foot, but that is beside the point. Anyway, I’m not allowed to stand for long periods of time, and I may or may not be somewhat inebriated by pain pills and couldn’t stand even if I wanted to. So we are cooking from my couch today.”

Janus paused for a few moments to read the chat messages as they popped up. A few get well soon’s, a few theories about the “attempted murder,” Virgil- who moderated his chat for him- vehemently denying the “attempted murder” but otherwise refusing to clarify the event, and a large volume of wtf why are you streaming today, take care of yourself comments, which made him smile. But one particular comment caught his eye, almost lost amid the torrent of an active chat: wait this kinda looks like the Duke’s living room?

“Oh, VampSuga,” he said, addressing that commenter in particular with a slight smirk. “I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about. Anyway, since I can’t reach my oven from here, I thought some no-bake cookies were in order. For these you will need-”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The text reads:

“VampSuga: Ok ok hear me out. Dukeceit. 

Starstruck96: who?

IneffableSnek: lmao

FeralBeauYasha: lol

VampSuga: Deceit and Remus Sanders! They’re totally dating. I will die on this hill. 

FeralBeauYasha: Isn’t the duke w/ PatPat?

IneffableSnek: no thats his brothers bf

FeralBeauYasha: ohh

VampSuga: Did anyone see Deceit’s stream today? I swear that’s the Duke’s livingroom. 

StarStruck96: idk that seems like a stretch

IneffableSnek: no wait i kno what u mean

IneffableSnek: im watching the duke’s old videos and that one where he shows off all his old weapons he’s in a living room kinda like deceit’s 

FeralBeauYasha: They were acting all cute on twitter too

VampSuga: DUKECEIT”  /end ID]

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"Hey guys, been a while since you've seen my face and not just whatever my hands are busy with, when it's within YouTube's terms and conditions I mean. They used to be way more lenient…" Remus trailed off for a moment, then shook his head sharply and plastered on a grin. 

"Anyway! In June me and a few other creators did a fundraiser for the Trevor Project, and y'all smashed the goal, so I let you decide what video I'd make this month." He paused, and gestured to the mountain of clothes piled behind him on the bed. "And you had so many juicy ideas to choose from, but you decided to dress me up like a Barbie instead."

Remus paused to scroll through his phone for a few moments. "Ah, ok, here we go. Twitter user YoonIsMyCat- oh, BTS, nice- sent in this first outfit. Uh… future Remus, put up the post here somewhere." He gestured vaguely to his right. "Y'all went with either a fuckton more clothes or a fuckton less clothes, which I respect. Apparently this outfit is called…” He squinted at his phone. “Amish chic? I take it back, no respect at all.”

Remus cycled through the outfits his viewers sent in, which ranged from the aforementioned “Amish chic” to “2008 rave attire” to “ok now you guys are just fucking with me” (which consisted of one of those big puffy snow coats, lime green in color; booty shorts with the shrug text emoji across the ass; fuzzy pink boots; and a yellow cowboy hat to top off the whole thing. It was awful. Remus loved it.) The mountain of clothes on the bed gradually became a mess of clothes spread across the floor instead, until there was just one outfit left. 

“Ok so Twitter user VampSuga sent me this outfit that I’m gonna call ‘sexy librarian.’ I couldn’t find this exact sweater online, but-” he paused for dramatic effect, before brandishing a sweater toward the camera like a bullfighter. “My boyfriend had something that was close enough.”

Remus hopped up from the bed and switched off the camera so he could change.

“They’re going to lose their minds,” a voice drawled from the doorway. Remus threw his shirt at him.

“Shoo, I’m getting naked.”

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[ID: A Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It features a selfie of YouTuber Remus “The Duke” Sanders, a Hispanic man with his hair dyed green and styled into a spiked mohawk. He is wearing a yellow knitted cardigan over a black button-up shirt. He is grinning widely at the camera. The caption reads: “my viewers pick my outfits! now live on youtube. go see what i look like as a sexy librarian!” /end ID]

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DukeceitStan

first and only dukeceit shipper ig

DukeceitStan

wow there’s so many of you now! Hi!!

DukeceitStan

i want this to be canon so bad omg

DukeceitStan

i mean just look

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how 

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cute

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[ID: A series of three gifs featuring Youtubers SerpenThyme, aka Deceit, and TheDuke, aka Remus Sanders. Deceit is a black man with long, dreadlocked hair, and vitiligo patches along the left side of his face. Remus is a Hispanic man with green-dyed hair styled into a mohawk, many ear and facial piercings, and tattoos covering both arms. Each gif is edited so that the highlights are tinged yellow when Deceit is seen, and tinged green when Remus is seen.

The first gif depicts a close-up shot of Deceit’s hands as he carefully decorates a cookie with green and yellow icing. The cookie art he is working on appears to be a half-finished octopus. The gif then fades into a mid-shot of Remus, with his back to the camera, facing a canvas. The canvas is blank, and Remus appears to be laying out paints on a table to his left. 

The second gif depicts Deceit seated at his couch, facing the camera. He has many ingredients spread across his coffee table (including oats, cocoa powder, and butter) and appears to be in the process of laying out several more. The gif fades to show Remus seated at a similar couch with a similar coffee table in front of him. The camera is angled slightly downward to better show the myriad of knives spread out across the table. Remus is gesturing wildly with a morning star held in his hand. 

The third gif depicts Deceit in his kitchen. He is pulling on a bright, yellow knitted cardigan, and smirking toward the camera. The gif fades to show Remus in his bedroom, seated on his bed. He is holding up a similar-looking cardigan toward the camera and grinning. /end ID]

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“Remus, it’s almost two in the morning. Come to bed.”

“I’m coming, sorry. Twitter distracted me.”

“Mm. I can’t believe the bird app is more distracting than I am.”

“You should try harder.”

“Come to bed and maybe I will.”

“Ok, ok, I’m coming. Hang on though, is it cool if I post this?”

“Sure. They figured it out anyway.”

“Sweet. Ok, Jannie, I’m coming.”

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[ID: A screenshot of a Twitter post by user @CallMeDukie. It reads: “Dukeceit is canon.” /end ID] 

[justsomefluff]

Could I request an Ateez reaction in which the members find out that one of the other members has a crush on their s/o (the other member possibly doesn't know their dating) please and thank you!

Ask and you shall receive!

I made this one so that you have been friends with the guys for a while anyway, so that’s why no one is suspicious of you dating.

Hongjoong:

One day you’re just chillin in the dorms right

It’s about to be movie night!!!

The best night when you have literally the funniest people with you

Once everyone figures out what snacks they need and actually sits down

you plop next to Joongie for some secretive snuggles

But as soon as you sit down, Wooyoung starts yelling about how he wanted to cuddle with you during the movie

Everyone teases him because even you know he has a crush on you (he’s not shy and he has a big mouth so you found out pretty quick)

Since nobody knows that you and Hongjoong are together, you force yourself to go over to Wooyoung instead

It’s almost impossible to ignore your boyfriend’s pout though

He’s staring at you from across the room with the saddest look on his face for like 20 minutes of the movie

you can’t even concentrate, you just wanna go back over there so bad

but you don’t want to expose your relationship just yet

Hongjoong will just have to suck it up for tonight

He does not suck it up, however

after another 15 minutes, he stand up really abruptly and marches over to you and Wooyoung

everybody is watching because no one knows what he’s doing all of a sudden

grabs your hand and pulls you back to his seat

cue more complaining from Wooyoung

“Well we’re together, I'm allowed”

everyone just kind of goes into stunned silence

eventually.... “YOU’RE WHAT”

bunch of yelling from everyone while Joong just yanks a blanket up over the both of your heads

you peck him on the lips and eventually the yelling stops and you can come out to finish the movie

Seonghwa:

possessive mf

but he was the one who didn’t want to tell anyone in the first place

So when Yeosang starts flirting with you, all he can really do is be bitter about it

He watches as you laugh along, obviously not getting that one of your boyfriend’s best friends is coming onto you

You and Yeosang had been talking together for about an hour, just catching up on life and stuff

Seonghwa is getting fed up, no lie

He knew Yeosang had a crush, but he always thought he would be too shy to ever make a move

But all of a sudden Seonghwa feels threatened

he manages to catch your eye across the room and you smile and wave

he just frowns, making you pout and excuse yourself from Yeosang

you head over to him and ask him what’s wrong

He just pulls you into a kiss, catching you completely by surprise

as your eyes flutter shut, his stay open and on Yeosang who is watching with his mouth hanging open

He mouths “sorry, hyung”

Seonghwa pulls away, nods at the younger, and smiles at you

“what was that all about?? What if people saw??”

“don't care anymore”

you don't really question his sudden change of heart

all you can think about is finally being able to cuddle with him even when the boys are around lmao

Yunho: 

(who gave him the right to look so professional here like what)

squishyyyyyyyyyyy

is hanging around the studio one day when he overhears what sounds like your laugh

he’s like “they aren’t even here today wth”

so he goes to find the source and comes across Hongjoong FaceTiming you

he is about to rush over to join and say hi to his love but stops when he hears Hongjoong speak again

sounds like a confession... Yunho’s cheeks get all red and his eyes get a little glossy just because he’s overwhelmed

he sticks around to hear what you say

he knows that you love him but, at the same time, there's a part of him that's really insecure and scared

“Aw, Joongie...that’s sweet and all but...” you’re stalling because you can’t decide if you should tell him the truth

Yunho is literally dying as he waits for your answer

“Joong, I’m with Yunho... we didn’t want people to know but I think this is a pretty good reason to tell you. I’m so sorry”

Yunho lets out a breath he didn’t know he was holding

lets a tear fall because he was so so nervous poor thing

he backs out of the room so that he doesn’t hear more

he low-key feels bad about even overhearing that much but at the same time he feels more confident in your relationship 

he shoots you a text later telling you how much you mean to him and everything, but he doesn’t bring up Hongjoong

he knows that you will end up telling him anyway but he doesn’t want you to think negatively of him for eavesdropping

just so happy that you chose him

Yeosang: 

so Yeosang is really confident about your relationship and loves you a lot 

but he's shy about letting other people know

but when he notices that Jongho has been making extra efforts to be near you lately, he doesn’t take it lightly

he wouldn’t be nervous if Jongho knew you were in a relationship

but since he doesn’t, Yeosang is worried that he might try and make a move on you

Jongho had talked to a couple of the other guys about his infatuation with you

but he had suspected that Yeosang also had a crush on you so he had held off

but the other guys told Jongho to go for it, since they didn't know the truth either

So as Yeosang is watching Jongho talking to you one day, he notices that Jongho’s fingers keep “accidentally” grazing yours

He’s getting angrier as he watches

but he isn’t angry at you or Jongho, just angry with himself for being to scared to say anything

eventually, he musters up some courage and saunters over to you and Jongho and takes your hand

right in front of Jongho’s salad

And Jongho is immediately like “crap” and walks away

and you’re super confused because what in the world am I missing what just happened

But Yeosang just kinda giggles and asks you if you wanna go get lunch

San:

now San I think is one to actually get pretty jealous

like if he sees someone trying anything with you, he’s gonna be big mad right away

But it is much more difficult to get mad when it’s Seonghwa who is after you

San is definitely afraid of coming off as disrespectful to his elder if he tries to step in and stop anything

highkey hopes that you’ll say something so that he won't have to

One day Seonghwa actually comes to San

to talk about you

he’s just rambling on and on about how cute he thinks you are, totally oblivious to San’s irritated expression

San is fuming

eventually he’s gonna snap and be like “LOOK BRO WE’RE DATING”

and Seonghwa is like O.O

then San is apologizing like a mad man because he really didn’t mean for it to come out like that

he just legit couldn’t listen to someone else talk about his girlfriend anymore it was infuriating

Seonghwa’s like “...it’s cool, I get why you’d be mad”

then he assures him that he won’t try anything now that he knows about you two

But he also scolds San for not telling him sooner lmao

Gives an apology too just to make his lil bro feel a little better

Mingi:

(MY MF BABYYYYYY)

So, Mingi gets insecure, I bet

When other tall boy, Yunho, also proclaims that you are his ideal type during a revealing round of truth or dare

there is a lot of yelling from the guys, as you are literally playing with them and he just SAID THAT?

But Mingi does not think it’s funny

Suddenly Wooyoung leans over and whispers in his ear

“we are gonna try to get y/n to say she wants dare so she will have to kiss Yunho”

Like it’s sweet that they’re planning to be wingmen for their buddy Yunho but Mingi is so SAD

scoots an inch closer to you and shakes his head at Wooyoung

“why are you pouting, just help us lmao”

he shakes his head again, but Wooyoung has already turned his attention back to the game

finally, your turn comes around and all the guys start making up excuses as to why you should take a dare

“Cmon y/n we just had two truths in a row, pleaseee”

“y/n you gotta pick dare or its not fun”

and you’re laughing and about to give in and ask for a dare when you look to Mingi and he’s making big eyes at you

you cock an eyebrow at him and he leans over to tell you what the guys were planning

your eyes go wide and the other guys are like “MINGI YOU TATTLED DIDNT YOU”

so you turn your head and peck Mingi on the lips in front of everyone

chorus of “oh my god” “woah” and other things

“Sorry, Yunho” but he just shrugs like “it’s cool, Id rather you be with one of us than someone random. even if its not me”

Mingi is smiling again and thats all that matters really and he snuggles you for the rest of the game

Wooyoung:

Wooyoung is pretty well-attuned to things that happen around you

always watching you out of the corner of his eye like a stalker

it’s just cuz he loves you tho

so he notices Mingi hitting on you pretty much immediately

honestly finds it kind of amusing for a little bit

but then little things come up in his memory

fans saying that he was too short for you and that you’d be better with someone else

gets down on himself really fast thinking about that kind of stuff

still watching you and Mingi talking

wants to walk over there and hang all over you until Mingi gets the point

so that is exactly what he does

waddles over and slings his arms around your waist

head on your shoulder

kisses your neck and you squeal because MINGI IS RIGHT THERE I MEAN SERIOUSLY WOOYOUNG

and Mingi kind of laughs it off but he’s a little sad bc he liked you ya know

after Mingi goes away you hit Wooyoung softly on the shoulder and tell him to go talk to Mingi and apologize or something

He agrees but he’s like “you have to give me cuddles afterwards”

who could say no to that? couldn't be me

Jongho:

Okay so you and Jongho are coming back from a group dinner and he sat in the front while you crammed in the backseat with WooSan

halfway through the car ride home, you fall asleep and your head flops onto San’s shoulder

he’s immediately giddy about his crush sleeping on him like his dreams are coming true

Jongho’s like “imma break your dreams like my apples bro”

Woo is giggling because San is being so soft for you and stroking your hair and everything 

Jongho just kinda watches in the rearview as San takes pictures and stuff

But Jongho just purses his lips and tries his best not to say anything

the last straw that finally breaks Jongho’s resolve is when he catches San pressing a kiss to the top of your head

“Hyung, please don't kiss them in front of their boyfriend”

San and Wooyoung look at each other like “are you the boyfriend”

they look at the driver “is he the boyfriend?”

and then their two collective brain cells join together and are like “JONGHO IS THE BOYFRIEND”

San is a little sad but his happiness at the maknae finding love is more prevalent

They start squealing and demanding details about your relationship

“when did this start” “why didn't you tell us” “did you tell your parents”

Jongho just smiles to himself as they throw questions at him

then you wake up and slap San on the boob for waking you up and then flick Wooyoung for being noisy too lmao

Jongho smiles at you and when you get back to the dorms, he gives you a smooch right where everyone can see (because he can do that now)

[amazingphanisnotonfire-imagines]

FP//Sucker

Request: Can I request a FP/reader with the song Sucker by the Jonas Brothers, i have no ideas plot wise so whatever you think is best :D

When FP was younger he hated Sundays. Everybody else his age loved them. It meant they could lie in, have dinner cooked for them and spend their entire day with they’re friends. 

But FP hated them. 

For him, it was the worst day of the week to spend with his father, every other day was a nightmare with him too...but Sunday’s were the worst. 

He’d usually spent the previous night drinking himself stupid, which meant he got abusive, which ended with FP either locking himself in his room, or being locked out of his trailer until Sunday morning. And his dad would be even more abusive because he was suffering from a hangover, or he would still be drunk. 

Basically Sundays were the worst.

Until he met you.

Now, FP loved Sundays. Especially Sunday mornings. He gets to wake up with the love of his life lying in his arms sleeping peacefully while the mid-morning sun streams in through the curtains. And even though he’s in the same trailer as when he was a boy, there’s an entirely new atmosphere. It’s happy and light, something it hasn’t been in a very long time and all of that is because of you. 

Today is no different. Jughead is sleeping at Archie’s (Betty’s) and he won’t be back until at least the late afternoon, meaning he had all day to just be with you and enjoy your company.

10:14am, the sunlight streaming through the curtains in his room eventually pulls him from his sleep (well that and the sound of his neighbours shouting at each other) but he’s happy to be awake because it means he gets to see your pretty face.

He turns over in bed and a sleepy smile makes its way onto his face as he watches you sleep. The sheets have fallen down your body exposing your back to the cool December air, and the sunlight is falling over you making you look so soft and gentle. He pulls the duvet over you before shuffling closer, pushing a piece of hair from your face. 

You stir slightly before opening an eye. FP’s already staring at you, a soft look on his face and you send him a warm but sleepy smile before opening your eyes fully. 

“Morning.” You mumble, your voice is groggy and filled with sleep but FP finds it adorable. He’s never going to get sick of waking up to you and that thought makes a dopey grin take over his appearance. “Whats got you smiling like an idiot?” You ask and he chuckles before pulling you into his chest. You sigh contently as his arms wrap around your body and you snuggle further into his chest. 

“You.” He replies making you smile.

“What about me?”

“You make me smile like an idiot.” He says and you giggle. 

“Well, I’m glad I have that affect on you.” 

“You’re always going to have that affect on me.” 

“Awwww.” You tease and a blush spreads over his cheeks. He’s so glad you can’t see him right now otherwise he would never hear the end of how you made him, a forty something year old man, blush.   

“You’re my favourite person you know?” He asks as his fingers brush through your hair. 

“I know. You tell me everyday.” You reply and he nods. 

“Good. You deserve to know.” 

“But you do know that you have children. Shouldn’t they be your favourite people?” You ask sarcastically and you can feel him rolling his eyes. 

“I know. But they’re my favourite children. You’re my favourite person.”

“Oh, right.” You reply like he’s just said the most obvious thing in the world. “The next time I see Jughead I’m going to tell him.” 

“Its fine. He already knows.” He shrugs and the two of you chuckle. 

“Did you tell him?” You ask. 

“No.” He shakes his head and your eyebrows furrow. “You did.” 

“When?” 

“Remember when we went to the Wyrm and you got so drunk.” 

“Errrr.” You think about it for a minute before shaking your head. 

“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me.” He replies. “You were so drunk.” He laughs. “You stumbled out of the bar, while leaning on me, and then you ran, well stumbled away from me down a dark street. I thought were were in some shitty horror movie but I followed you anyway. And when I found you, you were stood on top of some random car doing the Macarena.” He’s laughing hysterically now and you’ve crossed your arms, moving out of his grip. “It was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Anyway. So I managed to get you back to mine, after half an hour of persuading you to get off the car and talking you out of getting a tattoo of a brain with my name in it because, and I quote ‘you’re just in my brain all the time’.” He imitates your voice and you look at him annoyed. 

“I don’t sound like that.” 

“I don’t sound like that.” He mocks and you shove his chest making his chuckle. 

“I hate you.” 

“And I love you.” He replies and you shake your head, but there’s a soft smile playing on your lips that doesn’t show any sign of going away. “So I got you home and put you in bed. I literally left you for a minute to get you some water and pain killers and I came back and you were in Jughead’s room, sitting on the end of his bed like some weird goblin-” 

“Hey!” 

“A cute goblin.” He corrects himself, pressing a kiss to your nose and you roll your eyes but let him off anyway. “You wake him up and just go ‘you know that I’m your dads favourite person right?’ and he just sighs and says ‘yeah, I know. please leave’. And then I eventually dragged you back to bed and you fell asleep on top of the covers.” 

“Oh. Well, at least he knows.” You shrug and he nods. 

“Come here.” He says before grabbing you and pulling you close to him. 

“Is it me or is it really warm in here?” You ask, throwing the blanket off you and moving so you can look at him. Your fingers trace over his jaw before falling to his chest. 

“Its you.” He replies. 

“What?” You reply confused and he rolls his eyes like you’ve just said the stupidest thing in the world. 

“When you’re around, I feel heat in December. If you get what I mean.” He winks at you and rolls the two of you over so he’s hovering over you. 

“Oh really?” You raise an eyebrow and he nods slowly before capturing your lips with his. 

“You’re one of the best things thats ever happened to me. You know that right?” 

“I do.” You nod and kiss him again. 

“You’ve literally changed my entire life. I’m a sucker for you.” 

“Awww.” You smile and pinch his cheek. “I’m a sucker for you too.” You reply. “Now how about I suck something for you?” You ask, your eyes flickering down making him gulp. 

“Yeah, okay.” He nods. 

Sunday mornings really are the best.

[alchemist-shizun]

As expected, Dealing with intrusive thoughts is now one of my favorites

Here I come with almost all of my reactions on the episode, even though I tagged the spoiler warnings I put everything under the cut just in case. Enjoy the emotional rollercoaster while I'll probably go and rewatch it again.

Okay kinda expected one or two of the warnings but all of them together what is gonna happen???? (Though they make sense after reading the title)

HELLO FRESH BACK AGAIN

"I'm awesome and I can do this" there goes my boy. *said boy falls flat on the floor* ...come on

I felt that yawn bc I stayed up all night waiting for the video but it dropped at 8 am, I'm an idiot who should've gotten more sleep

"help me" why is he such a mood "everything is going wrong in my life" same but YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THAT LET ME HUG YOU

They're all sinking up so fast god I missed my bois. Also the general awkwardness of Virge and Pat, greeeeat something will go wrong

Virgil just ignoring everything and touching the railing, a mood

ALSO PLEASE LET ROMAN IN THE SITUATION

SECRET SECRETS ARE NO FUN TELL ME NOW OR ELSE WE'RE DONE

wait why does Ro want to be deeply troubled- man are you okay-

LOGAN'S HERE

"your most extreme reaction is an eyebrow raise" "FALSEHOOD" "I stand corrected" omfg

"what are you ta- what are you talking- what are you talking about?" I loved that whole take it made me feel complete

"Look I barely got any sleep" this can apply to a lot of us and I love just how we're all always like "TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF" but in the end this is where we all end up anyway

Okay I'm very curious about these troubling thoughts though

"so sushi" FUCCC I DIED RIGHT THERE

"Don't act like that was an accident" "everybody, Virgil. Let's give it up for the Purp Man" these speak for themselves. Also the purp man is my new fav nickname and I'm gonna use it.

4:17 Patton is adorable bye

"if you continue to push this we're going to end up in really dangerous territory" AND THAT'S WHERE THE TENSION STARTED TO BUILD UP

great flick

"am I delirious or is this the funniest video I've ever made" I felt that

YOU HIGH-JOCKED

okay but when Thomas starts disassociating I also feel really weird like as if there was something blocking my own hearing for real?? And not just the audio edited like that?? Maybe I'm just too tired

WHAT WHO WHHH first intrusive thought making its way what is gonna happen

OH MY GOD ROMAN WATCH OUT ALSO THAT'S DEFINITELY A NEW DARK SIDE OR SMTH LIKE THAT

W HO THE FUCKLKDSL IS THAT A MOUSTACHE IS THAT GLITTER WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HE WEARING WHAT IS HE DOING THERE PLEASE- okay but he looks crazy af I like that

"-evIL" "-SHOW UP"

First time I watched the scene where Ro gets knocked out I literally just screamed "ROMAN" in a high pitched sound I was shook wtf my bOY

Patton and Thomas's yells in unison plus "YOU KILLED HIM" I just I JUST

"Ah, he's the Duke" "....... boo" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay but his voice is so on point with his character portrayal he's so weird it's awesome?

SONG SONG SONG and oh goodness the visuals I can't fathom how much editing work must have gone through this, they're all so talented.

"aunt patty naked" A G AI N??

"IM GONNA WHIP YOUR BUTT"

a snaKE IT'S DECEIT oh my these silouhettes are so great this is my favorite scene

this is gonna be stuck in my head all day

THE COOL MIRROR EDIT.

god i hate him so much already but i'm super intrigued he's so chaotic the whole team made a wonderful job i'll never stop saying this

"i'm really stupid right now" just how much out of context relatable content are we going to get on this fine day?

omg the dark version of creativity, which can be associated with intrusive thoughts, that's very clever

THE JUICY STUFF DANCE

"Repression can be very bad indeed" I mean he's right tbh it leads to never solving the problem at all

GO LOGAN GO HAVE YOUR TIME TO SHINE FINALLY i missed him

"i can't hear youuuuuu" much like "I don't understand what you're saying I don't know anything about words" THE DARK SIDES ARE ALL SASSY LITTLE BITCHES

pattonnnn did a real good job

THE BRAVE HANDSOME UNBEATABLE ROMAN and mashed potatoes

"scary" and Virgil just gives Thomas a look idk I live on the little details (Im ten minutes into the vid and look how long this post already is)

GEE Remus (already using his name bc it's shorter) looking so offended at the label and then pointing out it should be a Virgil problem whAT DOES THIS MEAN IM SHAKING

WHY WOULD HE BE DECEIT AGAIN IM DYING. "Idk if you guys can tell but I'm a little silly"

"then why are you lying" no everybody I don't need angst

THE BLACK AND THE WHITE THEORY I SAW GOING AROUND good job to whoever thought of that

JOAN

the forbidden dance

INTO A BUTTHOLE WHAT IS IT WITH HIM AND BUTTHOLES

there u go thomas said it too

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate FHDSLAKLFD

irresponsible parenting, Logan completing the parental unit of the sides

"maybe there's hope for you after all!" me looking at all my wips

REMUS' LAUGH IS PERFECT. also "BITCH WHAT IS *YOUR* DEAL"

"you've never been one to soften the truth" OH BOI HERE WE GO

"do we have some case of brain swap???" I legitly said "maybe" in unison with Patton the first time

Vee pls stop putting Thommy boy down he's having a bad time

Logan trying to put some sense into the situation is my only spark of hope for this to turn back good

REMUS IS SO DRAMATIC

That lick was ....... let's pretend it never happened

"you know who can help us with that???" DECEIT'S SONG COMING UP that was great, imagine the chaos that the duo would create

"THATS WHAT REPRESSION IS?"

gasp Remus trying to make Virgil angry at Logan shall not stand DON'T PUT THEM AGAINST ONE ANOTHER HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP

"you all are not listening to Thomas" this is the development I needed

"you're just para-" and he cuts himself. You all know what I'm talking about. Foreshadowing probably? This happened too back then when Roman was almost calling him the same. And then Virge looks so hurt I- "thank you for being on guard" that made me want to cry idk

the whole speech Logan gave? Pure gold. That was perfect.

HE SAID FIGURATIVELY *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

"UH RECORD SCRATCH?"

"does this make me cool?" djslagrkglhf also the teeth thing right after what the

... the deodorant eating ...

DUKEY

The first time I watched I thought his name was spelled Remis that's how dumb my Italian ass is

Still I love his name bc I'm a nerd for ancient culture, ESPECIALLY Roman (and ancient Greek but it isn't mentioned here) and I love the little thing they did with both Creativity names, super clever and very much liked on my part.

"I would never hide anything from you" and he looks at Virgil JUST ALL THIS FORESHADOWING

LOGAN SHOWING HIS TEETH BACK UP

"how about you shut up" Roman what the hecc man

THAT THING INTO LOGANS HEAD UNSETTLED ME A BIT

what are they doing to him today let him rest

double blow

"can we logic our way out of that?" everybody nodding was so pure

"shit"

THAT FUCKING JUMPSCARE I'M SORRY WHAT THE FU

"not all thoughts are meaningful"

He's go- no he's back again

THE CALLBACK MENTION AND PATTONS REACTION... probable foreshadowing to what Joan said about there being a part two of SvS?

"When are you actually gonna jump out of a moving car I've been bringing it up for years" so it's not just me..?

"it is okay if the thought happens to cross your mind"

"everything is okay" I'm going to cry I needed that

I love how Logan touches the topic that there is no problem in seeking help from therapists. There's a lot to say on this, but I was really glad that was pointed out since the are a lot of stereotypes on the matter

why did Virgil look like he was about to cry

Patton I love you

Thomas going to rest is what everyone wanted to see

Virgil confronting Remus I'm living you're doing amazing sweetie

"you tickle me emo"

"it was just like old times" then Pat and Lo's looks in this essay I will

ROMAAAAN

VIRGILS SMILE

"YOU'RE ALIVE"

"I LOVE YOU" ME TOO!! ME TOO ME TOO

"are you good?" "are you hurt at all?" I love when the sides look out for each other

"I'm sorry Logan" right through the heart. Another development.

I need y'all to look at Virgil in this exact second because. he.

that's my point.

All those smiles while Logan's talking are making me alive

"No seriously, you're ... really ... cool" I started tearing up right here. Twice. And then Logan sinks down cause he's not at all used to this and he's feeling t h i n g s please keep on being appreciated you deserve it

Also Patton always learning from his mistakes and understanding them when he does something wrong or he thinks in the wrong direction, that's something I think a lot of people need to learn, including myself. Like, it's okay to be wrong and make mistakes, just do your best to make sure you're improving yourself afterwards, instead of dwelling on it too much

"I don't like him" makes two of us

"Soooo you have a brother?" oh boy

The m i r r o r it's making me cry

"He's gone now and he's never coming back!" "I don't think that's-" "BYEE" what was all that talk about repression for if you contiNUE TO DO THIS ROMAN please I beg of you let us hELP YOU he's making me die inside

Oh boi the big moment. I already expected a bomb to drop since Virgil was the last one remaining.

"You okay buddy?" "Huh?" op somehow was already found crying

"I'm a little disappointed in myself" istg all that foreshadowing mixed with me wanting to hug him

The music picking up tension, this is poetic cinema let me tell you

I noticed how he calls them "the others", all these tiny details is what I'm living for

"I should know better" I couldn't beLIEVE IT, also how he seemed to be so frustrated made something inside me break

the pause and then "Because I was one of them", the music stops for a second, a little second in which you can hear my distant screaming "GOSH HE SAID IT IT WAS TRUE"

Thomas is speechless and just stares at him while the music picks up again and then Virgil's sigh and expression sinking down like "there you have it. that's the truth. and you can't do anything about it" he looks so defeated I'm breaking down.

Did I already mention poetic cinema? I just love angst and this scene was perfect

First time watching I, too, barely understood anything I was listening to in the last parte because all of that was really a lot to take in.

"Those thoughts that you may have thought do not define you"

"[the thought] may simply be that we are really okay"

"Go to bed!" me

no im not in the mood for food because for some unfathomable reason I had anxiety before the video dropped yay me

WHY ARE U DRINKING RED WINE WITH THAT DISH

GAVIN BEST BOY EVER

and last but not least: are you fucking serious Remus

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BUTT FANDFKJL

I didn't expect this topic at all and I am so glad it was talked about, thankfully my intrusive thoughts do not bother me as much as I realized other people's do. And I never saw anyone talking about this before, which is why it makes this video so important. I saw a tweet recently about someone saying that it is okay if you think about weird things, the important is that you never act on them, that's what makes you a good person. But I think this video really explains it far better and I never realized how common something like this was? So yeah another time in which I've been educated and couldn't be happier about it. These people really are bringing light to the world gah I LOVE THEM.

oKAY guess I'm done this was a wild ride and yeah I tend to point out EVERYTHING, so here you have it, as I already mentioned if you feel the need to geek out too, I'm here for ANYBODY! (pls I have no friends)

[btsismy6thkink]

BTS REACTIONS: They find a negative pregnancy test

This was not meant to be my 2k post but seeing as this is longer i thought it fit nicely as a thank you to all you lovely humans for reading what i write <3 I love you and you are all much appreciated in my heart.

Requested: Yes <3

Disclaimer: I don’t believe so, however i may have gotten too enthusiastic with Yoongi

Jin:

He had come home from practice earlier than usual and you hadn't heard him come into the apartment. He walked to the bathroom, hearing the water from the shower running he didn't deem it necessary to yell he was home so he just walked in letting out a loud enough sigh for you to know he was in there. “oh you’re back? can you get me a towel please sir” you laughed at your own remark, finding it the funniest you’ve ever been for a moment, completely forgetting that you had placed the test on the towel. He went to pick up the towel but met the pregnancy test first, filling with worry, he could see it was negative and it wasn't like he didn't want a child with you and that he wasn't ready to be a father but he felt guilt rush over him, for you having had to be scared of being pregnant in the first place. He wasn't turned from his thoughts before a pair of slightly wet arms wrapped around his waist into a back hug(his favourite hugs from you). “The condom broke and i wanted to make sure before i said anything, don't worry about it Jinnie”, he took a deep breath before turning around to face the naked you, however his eyes only meeting your comforting ones, instantly calming him further removing his guilt and replacing it with pure adoration for your ability to have been able to stay calm through your pregnancy scare.

Yoongi:

Your boyfriend had been lying sick in bed from a cold, you only walked in and out of the room with food and water and a comforting cuddle here and there, but tried to give him space to fully rest up. Around 2 in the morning he felt a little better, so he decided this was the time he could go to the bathroom without having you following him to make sure he was okay, honestly he was just blaming himself for you having to be around all day and he wanted to let you get some sleep for the first time in a while, you had babysat him for the past 5 days and the fact you hadn't slept a lot killed him. He stepped into the darkness of the bathroom about to pull down his pyjamas pants to pee, when he noticed something white on the floor next to the toilet. He bend down carefully, the carefulness being incase you would be woken up by any sudden movement, to pick it up. He turned on the light after having picked the white thing of the floor, firstly being shocked at the brightness but once his tired eyes adjusted he noticed the negative sign on what was a pregnancy test. In this moment he forgot his urge to pee, which he honest didn't have in the first place but now that he was awake he thought he might as well try, instead he set off to go into the bedroom again. He sat down on your side of the bed, gently shaking you awake, a part of him not wanting to do so, but the other part feeling guilty for you having to keep it from him. Once you acknowledged his presence you raised your eyebrows to let him know you were aware of his butt being placed on the wrong side of the bed. “I didn't mean to wake you, or i did but why didn't you tell me about the pregnancy scare?” he looked almost at the brink of tears saying the words, and honestly at this point you didn't know how to respond, you had rehearsed it while he was out cold, but now that he was actually questioning you it had you emptied for words entirely until you just took a hold of both his hands and pulled him down on top of you, him clearly holding most of him own weight so he wouldn't crush you. He giggled a little at your cute action, “tell me if it happens again please?” you looked at him for a few seconds before closing your eyes, “lets just sleep Min Yoongles”.

J-Hope:

You hadn't even heard Hoseok step inside the room, but when you did he wasn't smiling, his face was burning a bright red and he was holding the pregnancy test you had taken earlier that day. “WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE HAVING A PREGNANCY SCARE?” he yelled looking directly at you with a look you had never seen before, you were taken aback by his sudden yelling but more than that you were taken a back at how gentle he usually was and that a simple pregnancy test could change him this drastically, but screaming back at him wouldn't do anything but frustrate him further, even if it was the thing you wanted to do the most, you had to bite you tongue and speak to him as softly as possible if you wanted any chance for him to calm down. “I’m sorry Hoseok-ie, but i didn't want to worry you, it’s negative so it shouldn't matter, if it had been positive then of course i would've told you”, he seemed to relax at your words taking a deep breath before putting the test down flashing his infamous smile, “alright i guess thats fine, i’m sorry i yelled.” The weirdest change in mood but frankly you didn't mind it as angry Hoseok scared you more than you would care to admit.

Namjoon:

You had just gotten home from a day of being yelled at by costumers and your boss almost firing you, actually you had been through a lot at work and for some reason going home to your boyfriend helped your mood to rise higher and give you a reason to not quit your job when it got rough and almost impossible to do. You hadn't thought once about the negative pregnancy test on the bathroom sink until you opened the front door and your eyes met Namjoon waiting for you holding the pregnancy test in his hand, looking at the test rather than looking at you. “Why am i sad this isn't positive y/n?” you sighed before just hugging him, you didn't know why he was sad he had never once said he wanted to be a father, which was the only reason you had kept quiet this entire time, “i don’t know, but if you want a baby we can talk about it you know? i’m not totally against it, i’m just frightened i wont be a good mom or even a decent mom.” He pulled slightly out of your hug keeping the distance between you barely there cupping your two cheeks with his big hands. “You would be the most perfect and amazing and caring and beautiful mother, and i would be there to help you, i just want a kid to be honest and i didn't realise how much until i saw the negative pregnancy test.” He kissed you carefully before it taking a turn for the most aggressive kind, which you honest to god loved more than the sweet ones.

Jimin:

Jimin had left to use the bathroom 20 minutes ago and at this point you had grown a little worried as this wasn't normal bathroom behaviour for Jimin, usually he would be in and out as quickly as he could. It confused you why he would not have come back to bed yet especially as you were waiting to finally have some alone time with your way too handsome boyfriend, resulting in you having to get back out of bed after just having lied down and gotten all kinds of comfortable to walk to the bathroom for a check up. Upon opening the door your eyes met the back of Jimin looking down at something, “Baby come to bed, yes?” you reached out to put your hand on his shoulder but before you could actually touch him he turned himself around looking directly at you, “I will, just why was there a pregnancy test in the trash?”. You smiled slightly just to indicate you weren't sad or angry that he snooped around as he sometimes worried about things like that just making you love the man even more, “I was worried i was pregnant, seeing as the condom broke but we are good.” He looked at you possibly even more worried than before, “Okay, just next time please tell me if you have a scare because i don't like you being worried alone at least let me be worried with you?”.

Taehyung:

“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST?!” Taehyung stormed towards you from the bathroom into the living room where you had been seated watching your favourite movie for the 4th time today. “It’s not a big deal Tae? i wanted to make sure okay?” you sighed before trying to turn your full attention back to the movie, but failed the attempt as your boyfriend stepped in front of the tv. “WHY IS IT NOT A BIG DEAL? DON’T YOU WANT KIDS WITH ME? DO YOU THINK I WILL BE A BAD FATHER?” His face was red at this point but it was easy to spot his eyes being teary and looking for validation, so you took a deep breath before trying to calm him down. “Kim Taehyung, you will be a great father amazing even, however i was scared and i needed to find out so i didn't worry you too much or make you excited.” You sighed before moving on with your little speech, “I do want kids with you, but we are still young and if it happens then it happens but i want to enjoy our relationship right now please?” Now it was your turn to look for validation in his eyes and you got it, he blinked away the tears before getting down onto his knees in front of you taking your hands into his own, “okay just tell me please, the next time?”.

Jungkook:

You had asked your boyfriend to help clean the bathroom as you were sick and there wasn't anything worse than at the off chance of you having to throw up to do it into a dirty toilet, he reluctantly agreed to do it, however he exited the bathroom looking over taken with panic staring at you with a pregnancy test in his hand you had thrown out just hours ago. You sighed before sitting up in bed, patting the bed for him to sit down but he seemed frozen in place. “Baby, it’s negative? why do you seem so panicked by it?”, he looked down at it as your words went through his head before looking over at you finally moving towards you. “I thought 1 line meant one baby, i’m not ready to care for a baby y/n i’m still a baby?” he was clearly still doubting if you spoke the truth but when you reached your hand out for him to take, he took it with no hesitation. “No its the plus sign that means one baby, kookie the condom broke and with me being nauseous i just wanted to make sure it was that.” He smiled softly this time, every inch of panic had left his body and filled with reassurance. “Okay, just next time tell me, i can handle it.” You kissed his hand before lying back down into the bed, knowing full well your boyfriend couldn't handle it, but his reassurance was still nice to have.

[simkjrs]

assorted fic/msa asks

Anonymous said: msa izuku while an Official Of The Law tries to stop him from doing his usual cryptic stunts: hey where can i go to file a complaint? its not formal. fuck you.

this is just the right level of irritation, sarcasm, and wit to come straight from msa izuku’s mouth. i love that

Anonymous said: someone asks msa izuku what he wants to be when he grows up. he stares at the floor angrily. "a concept. if even that," he says. no one knows how to respond. the silence stretches.

god this is PRISTINE. the silence stretches. im laughing you’ve captured the quintessential msa izuku experience!!!

Anonymous said: msa izuku's saving grace yet achille's attention-pulling heel is his ability to circumvent the powers people use to attack him, linear narratives, and any expectations placed on him

nfljsdfjsd yeah. his greatest strength and greatest weakness... it’s so funny to write. i love it

Anonymous said:  kirishima: deku we actually dont want to screw you over msa izuku: that sounds fake but ok

YEP! thats pretty much it

Anonymous said: Thinking about the wording of MSA!Izuku's deal with Kirishima, Kirishima might actually be able to take advantage of Izuku abusing the wording of the deal. So Kirishima could use the fact that he literaly cannot keep Izuku anywhere and that Izuku could ditch at any time in order to have an actual conversation with him. After all, Izuku always has a way out.

you fucking got me there. completely nailed it

Anonymous said: does msa iz/uku have to deal with shitty dreams too? like trauma from spirit shenanigans comes back to bite him in the ass in his sleep?

yeah there sure is a lot of trauma going around. like, look at this comment i got from crossy, i feel like this is one of the funniest things anyone has ever said about msa

Anonymous said: Okay... blink if the adult supervision in MSA is Aizawa....

you all know me so well!! fucking called me out!!!

Anonymous said: eyy u know that art u made of ritsu on ur art blog, "ritsu's range of normal human emotions?" the part where it said disattached from the social dogma? i imagines that as ur msa!izuku and skdnfsj o h m y g o d

im laughing!!! youre completely right. i need to redraw the panel now

Anonymous said: where is izuku's guardian spirit, you ask? theory: izuku is his own guardian spirit. he finds out and "well i must be doing a pretty shitty job. i hate myself. bye"

Anonymous said: ..... izuku is a gaurdian spirit but his ""quirk"" is being alive...... thats why getting his quirk shut off by eraserhead compeltely shut his body off

YOU ARE... almost completely correct

Anonymous said: since msa mido is like half a quirk himself does that mean he's his own guardian spirit? because if that was true and you told him that he would be so so tired. "my life's a sick joke already but thanks for that addition" or something. this poor child.

that’s pretty much the mindset he wakes up with every day!

Anonymous said: Ok so idk if im the only one who does this but whenever i read fanfic/any kind of writing i kinda come up with like a general color palette that fits with the whole story or like colors from a certain time of day or somethin as a general base for any fanart i might make for the thing but for Byggualom i imagine pinkish, orangey golden sunset colors with hints of plant greens and reds and for msa i imagine a lot of things happening in almost completely grayscale with gold highlights and-(1)

(2)- surreal moments where a bright/contrasting color is present(like the scene where the fox spirit appeared with the red eyes against the silver fur

that’s really cool! i love the sunset colors for byggualom, and the black and white is certainly a fitting ominous atmosphere for msa :^) 

Anonymous said: of fucking course fucking msa/villain izuku was there, MSA/villain fucking Izuku is always there. it’s like one of those universal laws of reality. whenever life takes a turn for the utterly insane, and or disturbingly lethal, msa/villain izuku is somehow right in the middle of it. looking innocent. like a fluffy bunny rabbit. with an innocent look in its eyes and an entire city reduced to rubble in the background, on fire. (I did both b/c I love both the dysfunctional dorks(and both made sense

i think this is more applicable to villain izuku. msa izuku will also be there in the middle of whatever chaos is happening, but he will not look innocent, he will look pissed and tired. you think YOU’RE tired of this bullshit? hah! you should hear about what he’s been doing all day. and no he’s not going to tell you, he’s just going to gripe about it endlessly while also furiously trying to fix everything that went wrong. 

other than that... this is rlly good. i love that. thanks for sending it in

Anonymous said: since i found out u listen to sea wolf the song "spirit horse" has just been violently playing in the background when i think of msa like thanks (not even sarcastically i love seawolf)

hell yeah, love that.... the song’s a bit too horse-y for me to put it on my msa playlist but you know what? its good

Anonymous said: Hey! Just wanted to let you know I ADORE your writing. Your OPM AU (that's what I always call it, I can never remember the acronym) is amazing and I've reread it twice. I decided to give your MSA story a try the other day and I LOVED that one as well. I was initially hoping for a OPM AU update but now I'm psyched as hell for MSA. Thank you so much for your amazing work. Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy both stories :) Have a great day

thank you! i’m happy you enjoy both fics so much <3 

Anonymous said: hi you’re an amazing artist/writer and I hope you have a great day :)

thank you!! i have been having some pretty great days, which is nice, i hope you are doing well too!

Anonymous said: ive reread msa for the like 5th time today and just wanted to tell you what an awesome job you did and i absolutely adore it and hope you have an amazing week!!!

i cant believe you’ve read it so many times!!! i’m glad you like it so much, and i hope you have a great week as well!

Anonymous said: Hey, *finger guns*, I really love your writing!

well guess what... i love you,

Anonymous said: All your stories are so good! I cryyyyy x

thanks! im crying also

Anonymous said: I'm so fucken hyped for literally all you bnha fan-fiction/head-cannons like seriously how do you even come up with ALL of it?!?!?!

mostly i just... actively put characters into situations that i think would be hilarious, or dream up bits of dialogue that spur me to craft an entire backstory just so i can lead up to the one moment. helps to have friends who encourage you to become increasingly unhinged from canon though.

Anonymous said: have *clap* a *clap* nice *clap* day

you too! 

Anonymous said: Okay you prolly get this loads but I freaking love everything you write! Everything is written so well and I die every time you update bc it's so good! I will happily wait five years to read any new chapter if it's written this well okay I'm rambling I love you have a nice day!

this is so nice.... thank you.... 

Anonymous said: HOLY SHIT, ANOTHER NONBINARY FIC WRITER!!! YO WHATS UP!!! WE'RE A P RARE BREED... HELL YEAH THOUGH!!! UR FICS R SUPER COOL UR SUCH A BIG INSPIRATION TO ME!! I HOPE U HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY + YOU NEVER GET WRITERS BLOCK + YOUR HANDS NEVER CRAMP UP!!!

hello there!!! it’s fantastic to see you!!!! hell yeah [i try to dab but accidentally knock over the stack of papers on my desk instead]

Anonymous said: Hey, I just wanted to say that I think you're doing a really super job with trying to write and do school at the same time. I know (personally) that it's really hard to do even WITHOUT extra stuff piling on top, but you handle the blog with a lot of humor and clumsy grace and I just wanted to let you know that you brighten up my day a lot. Thanks! I hope you do really well!!!!!!

hey! thank you, i put a lot of effort into running this blog, as can be evidenced by the week-long stretches of time between short bursts of activity

seriously though... thanks... i appreciate this ask a lot. hope you’re doing well!

Anonymous said: I just wanna say thank you! MSA Izuku gives me life XDDD

hell yeah! im glad to hear that

Anonymous said: dunno bout you or anyone else, but i see your izukus as homoromantic demisexual(s), just wanted to share

nice... 

im cool w/ whatever as long as it adheres to my one guideline which is that izuku is a mlm

[wearethejerkoffs]

1-100 ;;;-)

1. How long have you had a Tumblr?2011 i think? 2. Describe your first kiss, who was it with, what was it like, where was it etc?his name is justin. he had a gf at the time and kissed me (shitty af) in a library. it was nothing special. i really liked him though. 3. What’s your biggest regret? I know we all say we don’t regret things but obviously it’s how we learn, from our mistakes. So what’s something from your past you wished you could have changed?dating emilio for as long as i did. 4 Favorite Songs at the moment?i cant pick its too hard 5. What is the craziest thing that you have ever done?i am not wild6. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?i erase this shit from my mind7. Do you have any scars and if so, how did you get them?they come from myself hahahh 8. Where would you like to be in 10 years?just successful and happy. 9. What are your views on drugs and alcohol?theyre fine just dont make them your top priority 10. What are your views on religion?believe what you want. dont bash me for not believing in anything though. 11. Have you ever thought about ending your own life? If so, why?of course. i get sad, hoe. 12. Write 5 facts people might not know about you.i am very open. there is very little people dont know about me. 13. last really important text you got?ky cam saying shes down to shop w me and maddie :)14. Can you let go?not easily 15. Discuss your first love.have i even had one?16. Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up. Explain why each song is on there.i dont have an ipod but fuck i wish i DID17. Name somewhere you’d like to move or visit.visit? probably canada. id move there too. or wisconsin. 19. What are your views on mainstream music?no beef, i dont often find stuff i vibe with on the radio but i have18. Are you currently missing someone?more than anything 19. At what age do you think people should have sex?prolly high school, but really whenever you are comfortable. 20. What are your highs and lows of this past year?highs: leaving my abuser! getting a job i love! leaving people who are shitty and toxic! meeting rachel! meeting jessie! seeing amity!lows: spending the first half with my abuser! self harming again! crashed my car! 21. What are your strongest beliefs?i believe in aliens and ghosts (who doesn't?) i believe in an after life. 22. Who are you closest to in your family?my brother hes my best friend damn near 23. How important do you think education is?pretty important. i dont think college is necessary. 24. What’s one of your favorite shows?how i met your mother25. How have you changed in the past 2 years?i am stronger and happier. i have better friends and just a happier life. 26. Name 5 people who are famous who you find attractive.ryan ross, detective nick amaro, the rock, young matthew lillard, and ellen page27. Name your favorite movie and what it’s about.nick and norahs infinite playlist. its about a girl falling for a dude thru the mix cds he made his ex (her friend) and meets him at the club and soends the whole night with him looking for her drunk friend and a secret show. 28. Who is someone who fascinates you and why?aalyssa. shes so interesting to me and i could listen to her talk for hours. 29. What kind of person attracts you?lanky emo boys. douchebags. pretty girls. 30. What’s a problem that you have recently had or are currently having?i want to find another job 31. Name something that you miss.dhanes laugh. 32. Share 5 goals you want completed in the next 30 days.get in the shape i want to. thats it. 33. What’s been the highlight of your month and the lowest point? anytime i see michael and rachel its a highlight. low point: my FUCKING CAR GETTING HIT. 34. What’s something that you’ve done in the past that you would never do again?molly damn near. 35. What is you’re biggest insecurity & why?tummy. its too big. 36. What were the last 3 songs you listened to and what did they mean to you?eeeek i cant remember.37. Do you have a toy that’s really special to you and if so what is it, how did you get it etc?no i dont but i wish i did. 38. Have you lost anyone close to you to death? yep. i love you dhane! i love you christian! 39. What is your purpose in life?do i really have one? 40. When was the last time you cried and what was it over?today at a sad facebook video 41. If you got to spend an entire day with your favourite celebrity what would you guys do? we would have sex i love you ryan ross 42. If you could only listen to one artist for the rest of your life, who would you choose and why?nevershoutnever. you fuckin know why. 43. What are 3 traits that you like about yourself and what are three that you dislike about yourself? Personality wise.goods: im very empathetic. i look out for people. im fucking funnybads: im too nice. i get angry very fast. im petty. 44. Can you cook? If so what are your favorite dishes to make? yes!! i love to just make pasta with chicken and homemade pizza. 45. What was the last decision you regretted making?probably fucking sy hahahaha 46. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?nope47. Do you ever wish you were famous?not really 48. What’s the nastiest thing anyone has ever said to YOU? Or something that’s hurt you above anything else and why?emilio said some of the most disgusting shit to me for months. dude told me he was gonna kill me hella times and how i should just end my life already! fucks wrong with that dude? 50. What mark would you want to leave on this world after you are gone?just want people to remember the good about me and my laugh 51. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?not really52. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?hell no whats the point 53. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?yes54. What’s the most romantic thing anyone has ever done for you?drive around with me and not make fun of me while i sob my eyes out. thanks becca! thanks jessie!55. What is one of your favorite memories?amity performing youngbloods. thanks for making me cry! 58. What’s the nicest present you’ve ever received?becca bought me an amity ticket, i love that bitch. emilio got me a stuffed animal that is sully so that was pretty nice of him to do (rare) my fav is when people give me flowers. 59. Have you ever had your heart broken?yeah im a sensitive bitch. not his fault tho!60. Have you ever wanted to change anything about your life? If so, what?yeah like mostly where i live. i would just like to leave here. 61. What is something you feel like you are really good at? problem solving62. What are your top 5 favourite all time songs by your favourite artist?open letter. deaths hand. i hate hartley. youngbloods. chasing ghosts. 65. What’s one thing someone has done for you that was really small but made a huge impact?becca had my back throughout my past relationship. she really did everything for me. s/o to her for being legit the best person i have ever met. 66. What do you do when you can’t sleep?watch more tv68. If you could change 3 things within your government, what would they be and why?get trump out of office. thats all i got. i dont know much about the government. 69. What’s your favourite holiday and why?id say halloween. i like the spooks. 70. What’s the kindest thing a stranger has ever done for you? Even if it’s TINY like holding a door open for you, something that you remember even though they were a complete stranger.the nice anons i get. thanks guys. 71. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?honestly? probably scooby. 72. What’s the first song that comes to your mind while reading this and why?scooby doo theme song. i love that shit. 74. What would you like to be the first dance song at your wedding?idk i never think about my wedding plans tbh. something alternative ideally. maybe something by flatsound or across the universe. 75. Have you ever been told you look like a famous person, if so, who?nope 76. What’s one thing you can not live without?becca! 77. What is the most selfless thing you have ever done for someone?idk i will really do anything for anyone. mostly just helping out with driving. 78. Are you a girly girl?i dont think so 79. What color is your bed?black80. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?dark. ideally brunette. 81. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?hell yes but not his fault 82. Do you have a best friend?yes. s/o to becca. s/o to maddie. s/o to tony. 82. What song makes you cry the most?i cant even pick. probably something by flatsound 83. What’s the funniest film you’ve ever seen?eeeeeekkkk...... i have no idea...... honestly for some reason all that comes to mind is 21 jump street and thats weird 84. What’s something crazy that you’ve always wanted to do?im just tryna kiss a gurl85. Has anything ever happened to you that you just can’t forgive?yes for sure. i will never forgive my abusers. 86. Ever been really drunk?sadly87. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?not really. these people were saying i do bars and thats pretty fucked up considering ive never taken prescription pills for "fun"89. Have you ever felt ashamed about something? If so what was it & why? yeah i'm not gonna talk about it 90. Do you keep a journal? If so what mostly goes in it? Random thoughts, feelings, stories?i did, i should start again. 
91. Do you like somebody?yep :-)92. Craziest shit ever done?im not crazy 93. What’s the saddest story/one that’s touched you the most that you’ve ever heard on the news?the kid that hung himself because people spread rumors that his girlfriend killed herself. 94. If you were told you were going to have 3 daughters, what would you want to name them?i have no idea because im never having kids. 95. Do you have a middle name and if so, what is it?marie96. Are you in a relationship?no 97. Do you enjoy drama?not really98. Are you a virgin?nope99. Are you short or tall?short100. Do you have siblings? If so, what are their names and how old are they? amber is 31, erin is 29, and tony is 16