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Wanna see me survive a Grand Chariot?
Wanna see me do it again?
"Yes, actually, I'd rather like to see you survive..."
"Ah. I see. That was rhetorical. You're poking fun, aren't you?"
#v: ╳ ┆ x793 ┆◜ main ◞#burningsalamander#thank you for sending!#he was so earnest at first. 'of course I want to see you survive'#goofy#he's just. standing guy emoji.#Gale of Waterdeep ass response
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post-hellgate break jesper nina and inej struggling 2 get unconscious dead weight giant matthias out the boat and thru the back door of the crow club while kaz clears a path . nothing 2 see here
#wylan standing around cuz he wasn't told anythign abt this . guy standing emoji#matthias be like these ppl r competent. he is not aware they accidentally almost rolled him into the canal .#anyway do they just have rope lying around in the club. just in case they need to tie ppl up#six of crows
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This has the same energy as that one press conference when all the other drivers complained about Sainz taking his time in deciding his next team because it was holding up everyone else's contracts.
He's my beautiful manipulative fucker and he has never done anything wrong in his entire life.
#also the same energy as anyone complaining about him#he's just a silly guy#certain other fans want his head on a stick and he's just the standing smiling emoji#f1#carlos sainz#cs55#ferrari#williams racing
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im gonna say something very brave on here rn:
garrett palm is so babygirl
#hes just. hes such a lil guy. i just wanna bring him tea.#olivia: i would stand up for you garrett / garret: ... thank you :') <3#he's the personification of this emoji 🥺#im not saying im attracted to him btw. different sentence. im just saying he IS babygirl#garrett#personal
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I don’t even have anything new to add about the trailer uhhh… love the steamed punk, the seamless environment puzzle is cool, I hope the cowboy villain is secretly a hot butch babe, uh, hit that big red button down below to manifest flora
#professor layton#pl#new world of steam#I wish we saw more environment art because everything so far has been pretty much the same area with the laboratory but maybe they’re#not ready to show anything else yet#curious if they have a sequel trilogy in mind or if they’re making a stand alone game and seeing how it goes#I just want mooooore info we have nothing#also why is Luke’s nose so poorly defined on the 3D model he looks like an emoji#a cute emoji but still he looks like :D when he should be :^D#you guys think young marina will be in nwos or did she get retconned#can we make a tag for nwos predictions i wanna read everyone’s ideas and then maybe get disappointed when they don’t happen
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I like to think Hwei is plagued with visions but in a way where at some point his magic makes them manifest in reality. Atleast its very pretty but also how do you feel about having that person who he claims visits him during work suddenly manifest and its definitely human shaped but not human...
#{he treats it all normal n shit and ur just like *standing guy emoji* }#; '….the well stares back.' [musings/drabbles]#; paint water [ooc]
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#im to embarassed to talk abt him but omg im gonna EXPLODE#cutest boy EVER in the world EVER EVER EVER#his cute glasses and his pretty eyes and his smile lines and crows feet and the way the hairs at the front curl into a heart shape#the way he sits and the way he stands and the way he talks to his family and the way the big t shirts he wears sits on his waistband and#hes insecure about his body and his acne but hes literally so gorgeous I have no idea why he is#goddddd cutest boy in the worldddd i like him so much it makes me feel sick#at prom (26th june) he tied some loose fabric around my wrist and its still there now#his jeans i see him wear all the time cus theyre his favourite like he has favourite jeans im àaaaaaaaaaa#the way he throws his head back when he laughs and the specific “ha-HAA” laugh he does when he isnt expecting it#his stupid chai latte that he really likes#how he always has to say goodnight 3 times before he stops talking#how he uses the purple heart emoji rather than the regular ones#i had a dream once that we were laying in my bed when everyone was asleep just whispering and giggling and he left in a hurry back to-#wherever he was staying and we were laughing and when the door clicked behind him i just felt so light#UGH HES SO CUTE#his big dramatic expressions and how everything becomes a story#the stupid facial expression he pulls where his tongue goes out and hos eye brows arch when he makes any kind of dance move#the way he giggles when hes about to make a joke#(richie tozier voice) CUTE CUTE CUTE#omg his VOICE. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god man. oh god. help me. god be with me. please.#hes playing troy bolton rn so he keeps singing HSM and im just AAAAAAA I CANT. I CANTICANTICANT#the way his instinct is to grab my wrist/lower arm/hand whenever anything happens#OAIAHAUAGAH GUYS. GUYS I WILL NOT SURVIVEEEEE#his eyes are like. slanted? idk how to describe it but theyre lower on the outside and theyre soooooo gorgeous#ughhh both his eyes and hair are like so-dark brown theyre nearly black and its so fucking pretty i cant do this#at prom i had to lean in to talk to him & vice versa and at some point we were sat towards eachother with his legs kinda like barricading-#mine yk. ugh. he was so sweet and so cute the whole time. like helping me walk in the heels and opening doors for me and following me around#UGHHHH I CANT. GUYS. HELP.#☕#beverly says stuff
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what. ? !
#you meet a guy who teaches you how to make sheng jian bao.#he falls in love with you and writes you a letter confessing. and then resigns from THE RESTAURANT HE OWNS (?!) and runs away#three years later you meet as tourist in an european ... mall#he takes your grandmother's ring off the necklace around your neck and proposes to you RIGHT THEN (standing up?????) AND YOU SAY YES ????#sometimes things will happen in a story and the story will still be. lackluster in some way#but also like hey. listen. i write a fair amount of fic. not a lot. some. YES THE RECONCILIATION GETTING TOGETHER CONVERSATION IS HARD#BUT CMON THAT'S WHAT YOU OWE THE AUDIENCE FOR MAKING THEM SIT THROUGH ALL THE REST OF IT#you cant just jump to AND THEN THEY GET ENGAGED#couldnt the girl at least have GIVEN him the necklace ??#sigh .... all the women played by this lead actress were written in the most fascinating way: intended to be plucky and headstrong but#ultimately IS PRESENTED WITH ALMOST ZERO INTERESTING OR CHARACTER-DEFINING CHOICES / ACTIONS IN CLIMAX SCENES!#crying emoji ............ time to go read fic about it#hidey watches granting you a dreamlike life#okay i did like cheng musheng's line about forgiving himself.#wish they'd committed another episode to the modern day pair tho
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So hamuko is just this @ shinji then?
YES THAT IS EXACTLY IT she's biting and kicking and biting and kicking and he doesn't even flinch. bc he's a massive dude who's capable of winning actual street fights and she's just a tiny little guy
#squishy talks too much#you understand my vision perfectly#to me i have the very specific visual in my mind where she is exactly like that kitten#and he is just standing there like the standing guy emoji. there's never been a more unfazed guy ever#i wish this were a manga panel so badly so i would have an image but atlus is not as based as me at all so they didn't come up with this#people talk to squishy!!
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I CAN T-
#y know how there's an icon style where u add the character itself#IT LOOKS SO FUNNY WITH HIM BC#HIS ASCENSION LOOK IS LIT HIM BEING THE STANDING MAN EMOJI#no cool pose or detailed sparkles; its just some guy#imagine its like a heart breaking scene between our muses and u just look at my icon and there the 🧍♂️ c.onstantine right next to it#OIURGHIRUDBGUGBD#OKOK IM#i love how the style looks but with my guy he is not making it work there frfr#dl#i should make a tier list of the most standing man emoji muses i have#number 1. c.onstantine
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i'm watching the 2022 post race shows and oscar piastri is so funny
#i've had a glass of wine sorry i'm feeling chatty#he's not like. intentionally comedic. he's just the personification of the [guy standing] emoji
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/ I'm thinking about the stacked d.aybit (lit) from when we got to see that one scene during the lb and thinking about how anticlimatic that moment where he reveals his chest would have been because he just wears so many layers of clothing that taking them all off would take some time, at least some few minutes not to mention that after that, he just puts his shirt and sweater & jacket all back on, so he couldn't have just torn his clothes apart
#;ooc#ooc#spoiler of stacked d.aybit under read more to get the context#like; HEAVY spoilers#the thought that everyone just has to wait until he puts back his shirt on is too much to me#everyone: -standing man emoji-#I MEAN; i know it was for the big reveal but its still funny how he just puts his sweater back on in the next frame#late night thoughts#or the shot when he jumps down-#HE LOOKS LIKE THOSE TEST MANNEQUINS FOR STUNTS#i love him dearly#oen day i'll write seriously here okoko im just gathering my courage bc what the heck#how do u write a guy who mentally already takes 3895789757485 steps forward???#without threading the thin line of godmodding?#INSANITY im not doing that girl/j
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/ I know for a fact that if my g.il met C.onstantine, he would be infatuated with him immediately
#;ooc#ooc#INSTANTLY STRUCK#that man is too powerful-#he holds powers beyond comprehension-#im saying this as if c.onstantine doesnt look like some guy -is the standing man emoji-#and yes im sort of rubbing on him this but it actually makes a lot of sense#the last roman emperor;; the man who fell with his army and for his city#its pretty evident that g.il holds in pretty high regards individuals with perseverant hearts that fight for their goals no matter what#and if c.onstantine isn't a clear example of that i dont know okok-#LISTEN;; if o.zy can have a sorts of crush on a.rash;; why cant my g.il have it too with a certain s.ervant okok#g.il would be rayshifted somewhere and he'll be like: :just throws reg weapons from afar:#c.onstantine: -exists-#g.il: MOVE mongrels; this fight belongs to me :will absolutely show off-#next on the list is k.arna which i said before;; and they actually have had interactions before#i think both cases he's just like :unspoken respect:#k.arna is v different to him but both feel this silent sort of mutual respect for the other#i have a lot to say about k.arna and g.il but i will finish my t.edtalk here thank u#/theres very very few people whom he feels genuine interest over (unless they were to prove themselves)#it do be like that; spoiled k.ing smh-#OH NOT TO MENTION;; c.onstantine has no sort of divinity in the sense that he was just a human#that's just fascinating to him;; the sheer raw strenght of human determination
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out of context danny working in customer service: i hate entitled rich white ppl in their 50s here in denver
#shut up danny ur dumb#this couple comes in and IMMEDIATELY theyre all over each other shes like batting her 50 year old eyelashes at him he spins her around so im#jus like. .... hi guys. what can i get for you.... and they BOTH ignore me and start looking at the menu n he just says uh my regular! so#i just stare at him. and he finally says a large latte but hes still lookin at the menu so im like. hes still looking for things to order ok#but he starts asking about other drinks n asking if we had a raspberry tea n i tell him no so i start trying to tell him what teas we have#BUT HE TALKS OVER ME AGAIN is still trying to look at the drinks we have so i just wait and he asks abt a refresher but this man already#told me he doesnt want smtg sweet so i tell him. thats a very sweet drink. so he goes oh no no no nothing sweet. goes back to looking. asks#asks abt the medicine ball so i tell him what it is n explain it has honey and lemonade but i dont gwt to finish saying everything he CUTS M#E OFF AGAIN. his 50 y/o gf is like oh thats iced never mind babe n im like. no. its steamed its hot. n im still just. donkey staring meme.#he goes im a regular. every time im in town i come here in the morning for a venti latte. i was here this morning. and im still just.#man standing emoji. okay. okay. what do you want rn. and this GROWN MAN is like oo oo no i know what i want!!! that salted drink you guys#have. i had it in california do you have it here. and km jus... the salted caramel cold brew?? n hes like jumping for joy. man well into his#50s. n i still had a large latte on his order bc he NEVER CLARIFIED so im like. okay it was 2 drinks?? and HES STILL IGNORING ME. TALKIN ABT#SMTG OR OTHER ABD IM JUST. DO YOU WANT THE LATTE STILL YES OR NO. and he finally goes oh no god no and im like okay. finally.#his 50 y/o teenage gf also had such bad filler that literally had shifted to Above her lip. it looked so bad 🫢
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I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOUUUUUUUUU !!!!!!!!!!
#myevilposts#I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#YOU'RE STANDING WITH YOUR ARMS ! CROSSED ! NOSE ! TURNED ! UP ! LIKE YOU'RE SAYING#'IMPRESS ME! GOOD LUCK. IMPRESS ME! GOOD LUCK.'#AND I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THEY GOT THE SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR THE GHOST OF THE CHILD#but WHAT IF he grew UP? he never died..........#in these OLD HAUNTS you get the EERIE. LITTLE. FEELING. like you're under DEAD EYES ! YEAH !#CRYPTOZOOLOGY. you Just Might exist.#call me in the morning if that misconception still persists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#some days i may express myself in CURIOUS WAYSSSS...............#patrick stump#best song ever. *guy t posing lying back on bed emoji*
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#been playing dqxi recently#yes 10000 years late whatever#up until a certain point in the story i was like yeah i guess this game is good but its a pretty generic jrpg plot#the reviews saying it was the best game ever are a bit exaggerated :/#then i got to the tree abd uh#well ok#i was expecting soemthting to go wrong but i was like oh someones gonna steal my orbs or the sword or whatever#instead i got catastrophic world ending event#well!!!!!!!!!!!#i really liked the little side plots where u olay as the other party members for a while after everyone gets seperated!!!#truly do wish jades plot wasnt boiled down to getting objectified and forced to wear a sexy bunny girl outfit but#what was i expecting really#sylvando is the Love of my Life!!!!! thought i would hate him and his stupid clown outfit at first but nope#perfect good time boy i adore u#also erik ......i am crying blob emoji over u#what do u meán he lost all his memories fuck off!!!!!!!!!#also the lack of clserena and veronica has me so concerned#eap after that whole Hey i hope we die at he same time :) line#i know forshadowing when i see it and i do not like that at all#my only other criticism is that main guy is just a standing man emoji#hes giving nothing!!!!!!!! his outfit is ugly!!!!!!! purple and green?????#annoys me to no end that he has a whole personality and a voice actor when hes a kid but as an adult hes just 🧍#like im not a Huge fan of silent personalityless protag in games where u can't make the protag ur own character#link doesn't count dont @ me about him#i dont think it usually works in games like this idk#its fine!!!!! i just think he should have been his own guy instead of just being There#id certainly care about him a lot more lmao#alsooo Hendrik and jasper ex bfs plot wowie#ok im done with this episode of me talkign about a game and no one cares but i have nowhere else to talk about games wheee#wait also protag and erik are in love ok bye
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