#he's irresistible

[lightasthesun]

cody may get annoyed and exasperated and admonish Obi-Wan for it but he's secretly attracted to Obi-Wan's recklessness— pass it on

[mayapapaya33]

Edwin's incredible allure

So as we all know, Edwin was seducing people left and right with his Repressed Edwardian Ghost Boy rizz (and even pre Ghostification with Simon). Yes from a story structure pov I understand exactly why they did everything they did and it's great, yay sexual and romantic awakenings! However from a purely IN the story POV the implication is that Edwin has had quite a lot of people interested in him that he has been completely oblivious too for the last 38 years (since 1989). And moreover that he will continue to have people falling all over themselves around him in future seasons. Because it would make no sense for that to come to a dead stop. I imagine they'll tone it down a skosh though for future seasons lol.

I wonder if Charles noticed and just never said anything. Maybe that's part of his protectiveness. His Bff is from 1916, I imagine the sex ed was nonexistent at that point, or of the "you'll burn in Hell if you do anything" variety, so yeah, I'd feel pretty protective too.

[chronicowboy]

love that the 118 is essentially just a space of enlightenment for closeted queer big buff beefy firemen. and you know why? chimney the hunk han.

[imasexypotato]

Curt: Listen, You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Crosby: Didn't Major Cleven take your advise the other day?

Curt: ....

Bubbles: Yeah, and didn't the situation Escalate into a huge fight?

Curt: ....

DeMarco: Oh yeah! Bucky threw a chair at that guy Buck said that to, didn't he?

Curt:....

Rosie: Can you blame him? The guy tried to kiss Major Cleven after he asked him that....

Curt: ....

Curt: This trick doesn't work for Buck, I'm afraid

[forcedhesitation]

people genuinely mad over other fans lusting after miguel is so funny to me as a horror fan. if i had a scale from 1-10 rating how horrible a fictional man i find sexy is, this guy wouldn’t even make it to 5. 

[thevelria]

Has it ever happened to you that you were working on chapter and it turned into heavy smut without you even noticing it?

It happened to me last night, while I was writing the next chapter of my Goku x reader fanfic lmao

[honeysaydarlin]

tfw you go 3 rounds in the back of a store 🤤

[canisalbus]

He’s so fun to draw!

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[mumblesplash]

nice to have canon vindication for what i’ve believed all along: mumbo jumbo is the deadliest lifer, he’s just nerfed by his own mortality

[choccy-milky]

clora's fav time to tease seb is when they're busy or in public and he has to restrain himself......girly knows what she's doing😇 (from my vellmore oneshot^^)

[ficklejarr]

// honkai star rail 1.2

"reunited" pt. 2 (bonus!)

link for pt. 1:

made a bonus part as an excuse to include the other 2 characters in the group hug bc why not 😋

[varyen]

Javik: you and the turian are …. Joined ?

Shepard: you could say that

Javik: I’m not. Your pheromones are.

Shepard:

[spicyvampire]

4 MINUTES (2024) EP. 2 // EP. 3

[juicybeetz]

So after staring at this thing for a half hour or so, here are at least the first few lines from the Marriage Agreement in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice:

By signing the contract (below?) the above party Lydia Deetz agrees to enter into an eternal, everlasting marriage of love. Lydia Deetz agrees to marry the irresistible Beetlejuice in a marriage a long time in the making and agrees to becoming the loving wife of Beetlejuice and satisfy all his needs. By signing this contract “I Lydia Deetz agree that I am of sound mind, Beetlejuice is the one I want, the one I have always wanted and needed. I love that man, and I cannot wait to finally marry him.” By signing this contract, Lydia Deetz agrees to declare her (something) love and affection for Beetlejuice and declare void any previous (something) between the two of them (and I can’t make out the rest of the sentence… not sure if it’s voiding previous marriages or voiding any negativity between the two of them). Lydia Deetz agrees to remain a committed wife of Beetlejuice in life, death and afterlife, and will remain by his side through every living and dead circumstance. This agreement shall be governed by and constructed in accordance with the laws of the afterlife.

I would try to decipher more but doing just that part above gave me a headache. 😵‍💫 The text is unfortunately very blurry and the film grain on top of it doesn’t help. There’s a part I really want to read about that talks about what would happen if any code violation would occur between either party, but, again, I am in pain just trying to decipher the first few lines. 😆

The only part of the movie where some of the text is easily readable (easier than in the church scene above, anyway) is when he signs Lydia‘s name on the agreement (see below). The only problem is that it’s just the right side of the agreement that’s visible. Sigh. Really wish that they released the whole document somewhere because it’s pretty cute and I bet there are more funny things in it.

[puppeteerpoet]

Sometimes a comfort character is a character that barely had a moment of comfort their entire life

[sthilarions]

Charles is moaning to Crystal because “Why me? He could have anyone, why would he want me?” and Crystal fails badly at muffling a snort. “He could have - ? Charles, you are deeply delusional. Sweet, but delusional.”