#he's having a great time and everything is fine i promise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[acetier]

another elden ring art dump feat. torin & friends

[plume8now]

Wrong Number

Pairings: LawLu, ZoSan, MarcoAce, Saboala

Summary: “Why do you care? We don't know each other.” – Torao “Of course I know you, you gave me your number and your name, Torao!” – Luffy “Wait, what? No, it was a mistake. And my name is Law, not 'Torao'.” – Torao “Torao is good too.” – LuffyLaw only wanted Bepo to help him at the hospital, he never asked to have this "Luffy" guy as a SMS penpal, all of this because he typed a wrong number!

Warnings: Humor, Wrong number, phone texts, SMS discussions, Fluff, Romance, Crush, AU, Friendship, Nakamaship, Meatloaf's great cat, Teasing, jokes & puns, Light Angst, introvert & extrovert characters, Social Issues

A/N: *SCREAM OF VICTORY* I. DID. IT! I posted this chapter. I wrote it. WooOow.  Now, I really hope you'll like it, but I can't promise you will. You decide. Thank you all for your comments on AO3/ff, your support on Tumblr, and especially to @lululawlawlu who's always telling how much they like what I write (let's be honest I drew a lot for 6 months instead of writing and really thought I would never go back to writing and wasn't really happy about that).Okay I'm gonna stop now. I'm just so excited. Enjoy!

Chapter 1 =[AO3 - ff]=

“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy

“Meatloaf's such a lazy cat” – Luffy

“I'm bored and he doesn't want to play!” – Luffy

“Honestly when are you NOT bored?” – Torao

“Sometimes I'm not. When I talk to you for example!” – Luffy

[…]

“Hey I just realized!” – Luffy

“I never asked you if you had a pet!” – Luffy

“I don't recall you asking yea” – Torao

“And??” – Luffy

“I... don't have a common pet.” – Torao

“[Picture MMS]” – Torao

“OMG SO COOL” – Luffy

“WHAT'S THIS?” – Luffy

“Iguana.” – Torao

“That's its name??” – Luffy

“... No. The name of the species.” – Torao

“What's the name then?” – Luffy

“I didn't give it a name.” – Torao

“W h y” – Luffy

“щ(ºДºщ)” – Luffy

“... Because I didn't” – Torao

“No, you must.” – Luffy

“Does it breATHE FIRE?” – Luffy

“CAN IT FLY?” – Luffy

“It looks like a DRAGON” – Luffy

“No. It can't. It's a freaking Iguana.” – Torao

“Call it Komodo” – Luffy

“I was expecting anything related to food I'm kinda surprised.” – Torao

“Komodo dragons aren't iguanas Luffy-ya.” – Torao

“Well you must give it a name!!!” – Luffy

“Why is it so important?” – Torao

“Because it's your daily friend!” – Luffy

“Call it Lizard.” – Luffy

“That's just a widder name of species.” – Torao

“Saying no to Reptile right now.” – Torao

“Okay fine!” – Luffy

“Just find a name yourself then!” – Luffy

“You're not gonna let it go are you” – Torao

“Nope.” – Luffy

“I'll think about it.” – Torao

“°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°” – Ace

“(☆▽☆)” – Luffy

“໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७” – Ace

“ー( ´ �� ` )ﾉ” – Luffy

““(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)ง" - Ace

“(ง •̀ゝ•́)ง" - Luffy

“ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ So how's your life and job?” – Ace

“I've only broken 6 dishes this week. Zoro says it's progress d=(´▽｀)=b” – Luffy

“I'm still wondering how they didn't fire you already, to be honest.” – Ace

“I know right! ( ᐛ )و ” – Luffy

“By the way, we're wandering in your country right now with Marco, are you free tonight? (^-^) Sabo told me he was ready to come too!” – Ace

“REALLY? (ง ˃̶͈̀ᗨ˂̶͈́)۶  Yeah, awesome! Come whenever you want!” – Luffy

“Marco absolutely wants to add one condition though 〜(￣▽￣〜) ” – Ace

“Which is?” – Luffy

“You're not doing dinner.” – Ace

“Shishishi don't worry, I won't!” – Luffy

“Great. See you tonight then! Ｏ(≧ᗨ≦)Ｏ ” – Ace

“ o(≧∇≦o) Yeah!!” – Luffy

“Do you have any siblings?” – Luffy

“Why suddenly interested in my private life?” – Torao

“What are you saying, Torao? I've always been interested in you!” – Luffy

“Indeed. And you always were very discreet.” – Torao

“You're avoiding the question, Torao!” – Luffy

“Maybe” – Torao

“Maybe?” – Luffy

[…]

“Why the sad face?” – Bepo

“I don't have a sad face.” – Law

“You're not smiling either.” – Bepo

“Are you going to assume that I'm sad each time I don't smile?” – Law

“No, 'cause then you'd be sad constantly.” – Bepo

“KIDDING PUT THAT KNIFE DOWN!” – Bepo

“If you have something to tell me you can also open the door and say it instead of spying on me behind the windows.” – Law

“I was just looking at you, not spying” – Bepo

“What's with the aggrissivity anyway? Something bad with Luffy?” – Bepo

“No. Why would it have anything to do with him? My life isn't reduced around that guy.” – Law

“Here it goes again...” – Bepo

[…]

“Are you okay?” – Bepo

“Heya Luffy! How're you and Iron-Cat doing? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧” ” – Franky

“His name's Meatloaf, Franky, but we're fine!” – Luffy

“I do believe a name is a word suiting the one wearing it. What if Cat2D2 doesn't like it? Oh wait no, Cat3PO! God, my names are pretty nice. And he always seems to enjoy them.” – Franky

“Of course, 'coz they're all robots related names! Who wouldn't like them?” – Luffy

“So you do admit Baby-Voltron is better?” – Franky

“Baby-Voltron?” – Luffy

“Voltron is a tiger. Cats are baby tigers! Ingenious, right?” – Franky

[...]

“No.” – Luffy

“Once again, you're a terrible liar. I know your eyes are amazed.” – Franky

“Whatever, the name's Meatloaf!!” – Luffy

“Astro-Cat.” – Franky

[...]

“RobotCat” – Franky

“Kitty-Bender” – Franky

[...]

“Ultron-Cat?” – Franky

[...]

“I take that as a confirmation for the fabulous names I made up.” – Franky

“Meatloaf!” – Luffy

“Catimus Prime” – Franky

“Torao?” – Luffy

[…]

“Did I say something wrong?” – Luffy

[…]

“I had a surgery to take care of” – Torao

“You really not are patient, are you?” – Torao

“Shishishi, I guess so” – Luffy

“So 'bout your family? o(^▽^)o” –  Luffy

“I had a sister” – Torao

“Had?” – Luffy

[...]

“She passed away a few years ago.” – Torao

“How was she?” – Luffy

“As stubborn and noisy as you” – Torao

“How can you tell I'm noisy?” – Luffy

“Oh, I just can.” – Torao

“You're really incredible, Torao ˉ(´ᗨ`)ˉ ” – Luffy

“Hey Luffy (ง •ૅ౪•᷄)ว , Sabo here! Ready for tonight??” – Sabo

“Yeah!! When will you guys be here?” – Luffy

“I'm already in town, but I think I lost Koala (''￣▽￣) Could we meet somewhere?” – Sabo

“Of course! Remember where Nami stole your wallet, the place near the huge fountain?” – Luffy

“Damn right I remember the ice-cream seller thought I was stealing from him!” – Sabo

“Shishishi, she already apologized she didn't know you were my brother! Anyway, let's go there? And tell Koala!” – Luffy

“Will do! (ノ^∇^) ” – Sabo

“I know!!! FireFly!” – Luffy

“I told you. Doesn't fly. Doesn't fire.” – Torao

“Urg you're so not fun” – Luffy

“Yoi, Luffy! Did Ace tell you?” – Pineapple-Head

“What about?” – Luffy

“Coming tonight, yoi” – Pineapple-Head

“Yeah he did! Great to see you guys again, been a while!” – Luffy

“Sure! But- did he say something specifically, yoi? – Pineapple-Head

“About dinner?” – Luffy

“Yeah, about that-yoi” – Pineapple-Head

“Not against you, but last time everyone almost died so...” – Pineapple-Head

“I was just feeling like if we could avoid it that'd be nice, yoi.” – Pineapple-Head

“No prob I understand! But I don't remember there was nothing particular last time, was it?” – Luffy

[...]

“That's exactly what's worrying me, see” – Pineapple-Head

“That that was something normal for you Ace and Sabo, yoi” – Pineapple-Head

“Shishi I guess” – Luffy

“But y'know btw, I think it's funny but you don't always have to say 'yoi' when texting!” – Luffy

[...]

“Yoi” – Pineapple-Head

“YOI” – Pineapple-Head

“YOI” – Pineapple-Head

“YOI” – Pineapple-Head

“YOIIIII YOI YOI Y O I Yoiiiii yoi yOI~” – Pineapple-Head

[…]

“?? Okay （・∀・） ” – Luffy

“Sorry Luffy, that was Ace. Stole my phofkohdldffdsklj” – Pineapple-Head

[...]

“To make fun of me” – Pineapple-Head

“Shishi that's alright, I figured!” – Luffy

“That was fun.” – Ace

“Well done (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) ” – Luffy

“ (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ) ” – Ace

“Meet me at the fountain in 20 minutes? Luffy's waiting for us there” – Sabo

“I'm on my way! But that's really close, could be there in less than 20 minutes?” – Koala

[...]

“Don't tell me you're in a food store again” – Koala

“Might be?” – Sabo

“You are a lost cause” – Koala

“We're supposed to have a meeting in a few minutes to have dinner with your brothers! Who'd eat before a dinner?” – Koala

“They had free sashimis!” – Sabo

“Why do I even bother asking” – Koala

“Do you?” – Torao

“Do I?” – Luffy

“Have siblings” – Torao

“Two older brothers! They're coming tonight at my place!” – Luffy

“They live far away?” – Torao

“Kinda, Sabo's working on missions and stuff like that with Koala very often and Ace moves out every two years with Pineapple-guy, they can't stand remaining at the same place for too long.” – Luffy

[...]

“... Koala and Pineapple-guy?” – Torao

“Koala's Sabo's girlfriend and I keep forgetting Ace's boyfriend's name but his head does look like that fruit” – Luffy

[...]

“I know I should be used to this by now but somehow I'm not” – Torao

“Shishishi that's good~ Life without surprises is boring!” – Luffy

“If you say so” – Torao

“Do you like cats?” – Zoro

“Of course I like cats, why wouldn't I?” – Sanji

“Yeah of course you like cats. Remember, you told Luffy you'd 'help' with Nuisance or something just to bother me.” – Zoro

“Not everything's about you, shitty marimo.” – Sanji

“Anyways. I'll drop by tonight, no need to buy stuff I'll give you everything” – Zoro

“... I'm not taking Luffy's cat.” – Sanji

“He won't notice, his brothers are coming tonight!” – Zoro

“That's worse he'll notice even more since he'll want to introduce him to them!” – Sanji

“Please just take it” – Zoro

“That's kidnapping, I'm not doing this” – Sanji

“Technically that's catnapping” – Zoro

“That's a no” – Sanji

“C'mon curly-brow. I never ask you anything.” – Zoro

“That's not what I recall from yesterday evening...” – Sanji

“You practically begged, if I recall well” – Sanji

“What a delightful memory” – Sanji

[…]

“I can bet anything you want you're blushing and deleting those messages.” – Sanji

“That cat is getting fatter and fatter, always in my way and ripping my stuff apart but I'm pretty sure you could get along. After all Nuisance's also your middle name.” – Zoro

“Don't worry I'll remind it to you as much as I can to cure this sudden Alzheimer (• ‾⌣ ‾•)و ♡” – Sanji

“Fuck you” – Zoro

“You wish” – Sanji

“Die” – Zoro

“┌∩┐(ಠ_ಠ)┌∩┐” – Zoro

“♡” – Sanji

“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy

“We're having the best dinner ever!” – Luffy

“I'm pretty sure you never tasted food as good as Sanji's!” – Luffy

“Hey, maybe you should come one day to give it a try!” – Luffy

[…]

“Okay now there's something wrong.” – Bepo

“Would you please stop sending texts once for all when I'm in the same room.” – Law

“You literally threatened to stab me last time, I want to keep my distances!” – Bepo

[…]

“If you ever need to talk just remember I've always been here and will always be.” – Bepo

“[Picture MMS]” – Luffy

“Pineapple-guy's complaining about us not sharing food. I thought he knew us better than that. Food's something you gotta earn!（￣ー￣）” – Luffy

[…]

“Thanks again for yesterday, Luffy! Amazing time. Let's meet again soon!” – Sabo

“Yeah!! Can't wait for next time -(๑☆‿ ☆#)ᕗ! ” – Luffy

"-(๑☆▽ ☆#)ᕗ" - Sabo

“Amazing evening. Seeing Marco pouting was priceless. Must do it again!” – Ace

“Of course! °˖✧◝(^▿^)◜✧˖° ” – Luffy

“I can't believe you called him Pineapple-Head all night though.” – Ace

“Can't remember his name, not my fault 」(￣▽￣」) ” – Luffy

“It's been years Luffy” – Ace

“Well yeah he should be used to it!” – Luffy

“Stop talking behind my back to your brother, yoi” – Marco

“Me? Never. How can you believe such a thing?” – Ace

“I have eyes. I know you, yoi. I know that smile.” – Marco

[…]

“Portgas D. Ace, suppress this smirk from your face at once.” – Marco

[…]

“(≖ᴗ≖๑)” – Ace

“I'm divorcing our relationship.” – Marco

“We're not married (≖ᴗ≖๑) ” – Ace

“I'm unrelationshipping us.” – Marco

“As if you could.” – Little Fucker

“Pineapple.” – Little Fucker

“Pineyoipple.” – Little Fucker Until The End

“And deleting your number.” – Pineyoipple

“Meatloaf looks sick, Zoro swears he didn't do anything. I'm not sure I trust him on this, I caught him on the phone yesterday yelling at Sanji for being a cat kidnapper coward. Sounded suspicious!” – Luffy

[...]

“I've been thinking maybe we feed him too much, he looks fatter than before.” – Luffy

[…]

“Are you busy again?” – Luffy

“Working on Sundays shouldn't be allowed.” – Luffy

“I have to work again at the Baratie for the whole evening!” – Luffy

“Sounds unfair.” – Luffy

“Just because I forgot to tell them I was taking a break yesterday.” – Luffy

“Maybe that wasn't the first time BUT STILL!” – Luffy

“I can't leave Meatloaf like that.” – Luffy

“Where are you?” – Luffy

“Out. Why?” – Zoro

“I'm out of money, can you lend me some?” – Luffy

“You're asking me?” – Zoro

“Uh, right, should've known better.” – Luffy

“Now that hurts. I still can manage!” – Zoro

“Don't ask Nami she's gonna ruin you” – Zoro

“I know what I'm saying don't ask her” – Zoro

“Nami, I need you to give me some money!” – Luffy

[…]

“I stared at this message for a few minutes and I still can't believe it exists.” – Nami

“That's about Meatloaf. He's sick. I need to take him to the vet!” – Luffy

“Meatloaf-Mop-Cat? You mean your cat?” – Nami

“Yeah!!” – Luffy

“Well not really surprised I actually wonder how didn't he get sick before.” – Nami

“Hey! That's mean!” – Luffy

“Alright I'm coming. We'll see there.” – Nami

“Thank you!” – Luffy

“She agreed!” – Luffy

“Don't trust her she's a witch.” – Zoro

“By the way dear, you still owe me those 3 000 berries remember?” – Nami

[…]

“Don't ignore me I know you read this message your phone betrayed me.” – Nami

“[Picture MMS – screenshot]” – Nami

“Fuck it.” - Zoro

“What was it even for?!” – Zoro

“Each time I had to help you financially when you ended up out of town without anything to pay for the transports throughout the year.” – Nami

“Time to tell the truth, Luffy! Have you and Law met yet?” – Shachi and Penguin

“Huh? Nah, why?” – Luffy

[…]

“...” – Shachi and Penguin

“H O W” – Shachi and Penguin

“How wat” – Luffy

“How did you keep up this relationship with him??” – Shachi and Penguin

“I mean it tooks us years to get his number? And we literally saw him everyday? And you just randomly got it?” – Shachi and Penguin

“Is that so incredible? .-.” – Luffy

“YEAH.” – Shachi and Penguin

“If you say so” – Luffy

“THEY DIDN'T FUCKING MEET” – Shachi

“Speechless.” – Penguin

“That was to expect” – Bepo

“What?” – Shachi

“Well, didn't you notice? When you think you finally know Law, he's always proving you wrong right at that moment.” – Bepo

“True...” – Shachi

“Damnit.” – Penguin

“So they're what? Internet friends?” – Penguin

“Not even. They didn't meet on a network.” – Bepo

“Amazing. I'm gonna type a few wrong numbers be back in a while.” – Shachi

“Uh” – Penguin

“That's not obviously gonna work you know?” – Bepo

“It worked with Trafalgar Freaking Law though?” – Penguin

“Yeah well you don't know who's the guy he's talking to either” – Bepo

“Still doing it!” – Shachi

“Well that's gonna be fun I'm coming” – Penguin

“...” – Bepo

“Okay wait for me!” – Bepo

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