#he's grandpa coded

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

jake's the type of guy to make a whole moment of getting out of his comfy chair like a grandpa, like huffing as he braces his hands and sighing and smacking his lips and patting down his pockets when he stands up

[yuwuta]

olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)

[dragoncarrion]

oh my fucking god i drew this last year and completely forgot to post it erm. here you have it now

[catgrandpa]

So I’m rewatching Psych and has anybody considered that that’s Tim Drake?

I absolutely need a fic of Tim scamming his way into police work by claiming he’s a psychic, but it’s just his regular deductive reasoning plus evidence he’s collected as Red Robin.

It’s so ridiculous that everyone looks past the part where he’s proving to be the World’s Greatest Detective 2.0, and it ends up being the perfect cover.

Brucie could never.

[pondhue]

rick saying that he not only respects summer but see's her as his equal, then tells her directly that she reminds him of diane

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

daechwita

[skvrpion]

Aaron mentioned he’s into this album at the moment and plays the record with no skips, sir I see the type of freaky frog you are 🙂↕️

[lucabyte]

stray homestuck2 thought: there's something about how jake likes blue ladies; and jane, who is coded blue, but chooses to wear red.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

I love so much that it’s canon how Patricia seems to be the only one who can up front wrangle people’s belongings back from Victor. Master manipulator

[biggie-chcese]

trying to figure out how yakou and kurumi don't know each other when he's kanai ward's last detective and she's a detective-obsessed informant and all i can think of is "her grandpa, for some reason, told her not to associate with him" or they just, somehow, never crossed paths even though they both live in kamasaki district

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

ok i’m loving the the conversation about how jake is grandpa/dad coded and i’m adding fuel to the fire!!! jake absolutely has a pair of house shoes/slippers he changes into after long days at the studio or after he’s been running errands. and you better bet your ass they’re so worn in and a little holey because he’s had them for years and he’s sentimental😌

oh absolutely, his trusty slippers would be held together with love

[angelbambisworld]

Warning: Flashing Lights(I don't wanna accidentally give someone a seizure. Pls I can't go to prison again😮‍💨)

Okay but what was with that hand motion he did on his titties.

I swear to God he must have some kind of psychic power cuz just a second ago I was thinking about sucking on his titties and then I see this.

Also as many people have pointed out, Gene had a hole in his pants.

😳I wonder if this is how Victorian men felt when they saw a girl's ankles😳

[wasabikitcat]

I had this realization a few days ago when reviewing what we know about Gaster while theorizing about the mysterious Valentine from the newsletter and idk if other people have pointed this out yet, but I haven't seen anyone else talk about it:

I don't think Gaster's disappearance has anything to do with Core.

The Core is only mentioned in relation to Gaster once, in this dialogue from one of the Gaster followers:

This dialogue is why most theories and fanon built around the idea that Gaster fell into the Core, which for reasons unknown to us erased him from existence. But I'm now pretty convinced that this is a red herring, because it doesn't actually say Gaster fell into the Core. It says he made the Core, and that he fell into his creation.

It does not say that this creation is the Core.

The dialogue is written in a way that leads you to assume the creation he fell into was the Core, but that doesn't really make much sense considering the rest of the dialogue.

The dialogue says "they say he created the Core," which implies this is second hand knowledge, but then says with certainty "One day, he fell into his creation." Why do they know for sure he fell into "his creation," but only knows he created the core from what others say?

If you talk to the follower again, they say "Will Alphys end up the same way?" Why would Alphys also fall into the Core? As far as we know, Alphys doesn't maintain the Core; if I remember correctly, a few monsters at Mettaton's hotel are stated to work in the Core, so wouldn't this follower be more concerned that those monsters will end up like Gaster and not Alphys?

And another question that I think fanon has just ignored due to the assumption it was something we don't yet know about, but I am now wondering about: Why would falling into the Core erase Gaster from time? When traveling through Hotland and viewing the Core in the distance, Alphys says this:

And while this dialogue may at first seem indicative that the Core is more mysterious than a normal geothermal power generator (and it is in some ways), remember: Alphys didn't build the Core. Alphys doesn't understand how the Core works, not because it has some unnatural property that could erase people from space time, but because she didn't build it. Not only does this mean that the Core is likely just a power generator that utilizes the lava in Hotland to produce geothermal energy and convert it to electricity, it also means that Alphys doesn't work on the Core, because she doesn't know how it works. So why would the Gaster follower worry about Alphys ending up like Gaster if she doesn't have any involvement with the Core?

Additionally, that Gaster follower is the only one to mention the Core in relation to Gaster. In fact, one of the other followers says something that could be interpreted as actively contradicting his erasure being caused by the Core:

This follower says "his experiments went wrong," and doesn't mention the Core. Why would Gaster be experimenting with the Core? And if he was, we don't know anything about it.

But you know what experiments we do know Gaster was working on, because it's literally one of the only pieces of dialogue we have from him?

And do you know what other creation was presumably made by Gaster, as Alphys is unfamiliar with it's operation? That is also a creation that was actively being used in experiments, which Alphys is continuing to perform herself? Experiments that are directly involved with something we already know can alter time and space? A creation that is located in one of the most mysterious areas in the game with several oddities in it that are straight up never explained, multiple fourth wall breaking moments, and a couple explicit references to things we believe are associated with Gaster? A creation that suspiciously resembles in appearance the form of a character who canonically can alter time and space, not to mention resembling the thing that's literally called a GASTER BLASTER???

[seth-burroughs]

Yuma: how are you a man but use she/her

Yakou: please... the pronouns is all I have left of my wife.

[kisaraslover]

im queer ok let me Iroh-ify an old man from distinct lens of queer disownment via Kaiba. im so genius sometimes. rambles under the cut

see, it fits the exact way described above while hes neither related to solomon, nor are they close nor is he explicitly queer (at that stage) hes just a really, REALLY good example of Hurt People Hurt People. and while yugi gang are peers and "equals" and wouldnt be able to awaken much sympathy for the ways he acts out, an older man, wiser man, sure, a man of conservative leanings and belief of superiority over youth, being awakened to the pains of lone kids, both ego shattered under his strength (ego death and respect) and learning more about him from yugi from their adventures (awakening sympathy) and finding himself the love and the sense of duty to help kids who have no one, it gets to me. him paying more attention to kids in his neighborhood to his frequent customers to kaiba bros to put aside time and money for kids in worse conditions.

[electricabsolution]

i just found this note i made so presenting the stardew valley romanceable NPCs classpected as if they were in a 12-player SBURB session: