#he's going on 25 😂
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I'm smiling so much after reading how much Clarke adores Madi's pronunciation of her name. Does she say "I wub you Cwawk and Wexa"
🥰🥰 she does say the "i wub you" but she doesn't use her moms' names, at least not often, just as she's learning to say them. She does however add the nicknames her moms use for one another.
"I wub you bootiwul mommy" "i wub you wub mama"
It's not a phase that last long but oh how they both cheerish it and how much does Clarke miss it everytime ����
#letter opened#farm clexa#majblue3907#madi does escape the mocking of the siblings about her baby words#the rest is not so lucky and she will mispronounced words as they did when they were kids to mock them#i still make fun of my younger brother because he said 'pagua' instead of 'agua'(water) as a little kid#he's going on 25 😂
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#rewatching anatomy of a champion#one of my favourite bits of ep1#the way he is about his helmet designs ♥#and raymond's exasperation after 25 of them 😂#f1#max verstappen#also. subtitles aren't mine and i can't help it but:#'miles ahead of me.' (????) should be 'oh give it a rest mate.'#'you take that one. i actually don't like it.' should be 'because then you'll choose that one and it's not going to be that one.'
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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#Funny episode liked it a lot#Monty playing with Prospero’s cravat funyyyyyy#“I’m anybody” HE’S SO DONE IT’S HILARIOUS#Prospero Monty relationship who thought#He’s the dad of the group it’s hilarious and all the kids and his wife are giving him troubleeeeeeeeee#Doctor’s bag??????? What did you use it for in life my guy#“We couldn’t just leave Montresor to die!” …it was an option and omg their faces on the bottom panel 🤣#LENORE STOP YOU’RE TOO HOT OH MY GODDDDDDD *FANS SELF* “LOOK WHO IT IS GENTS” LENOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEEEE#I want to redraw but life be busy so soon ish#Episode 25 “Stains are so hard to get out of mahogany!” I knew it before Duke even said it 😂#He saw a ghost and it hit him on the head smacked his face sliced his shoulder sliced his side and broke his leg 😂#Lenore is unfaaaaaaazzzzzzeeeeeddddd also Duke wanna protect his bestie#“…A little bit. Maybe” I THINK IT’S MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT#MAZE TRIO LAUGHING BEING FRIENDS LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTT#LENORE AND MONTY SHOWDOWN MY FAVE IT ESCALATES SO WELL ALSO ANNABEL’S THE ONE WITH A BULLET IN HER GRAVE SORRY TO SAY#“Go to hell” 😂 this is the best#Annabel did NOT prepare for her to say that#Will doesn’t even have a roommate just throw Monty in there Will likes him enough and Prospero’s kinda wary of people it works out#Although Prospero you gave Annabel your key with ZERO hesitation or question so mayyybe you should’ve been more careful#Very funny episode I liked it a lotttttttttt oh no we’re heading into the formal divorce arc oh nooooooo
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very proud of my growth because a year ago this Sasha and Fiona news would’ve ruined my week (month)
yesterday I said oh well and got back to playing a different franchise 🥴
#ewbie.txt#on one hand…. it’s Anthony Burch who said his fav scene in ep3 was the flower scene#on the other hand… he created the mess that was nisha so .#like…. it sucks… but also… it was always going to suck…. 😂#I love you girls you will always exist in my 25+ Ao3 fics and hundreds of Google docs but… I gotta blast 👍
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I genuinely think I’m the exact target audience for James Joyce’s Ulysses. I love modernist literature, I am a snob, I love beautiful and complex language, I don’t mind rereading a difficult chapter, I know Dublin intimately, I love stories about the complexity of the human condition, I love Greek mythology references, I think theology and literature are fascinating topics to be investigated in lengthy prose, I love character studies, I am well-enough versed in Irish and European history to understand a good amount of the period-typical references. I fucking love this book so much.
#I’m 25% done#James Joyce#Ulysses#James Joyce Ulysses#they’re currently in the national library having a discussion lmao#not my favourite chapter but that’s ok the book is long enough that I don’t have to adore every single page 😂#also Buck Mulligan gets on my nerves. is that jsut me? is he meant to be an annoying twat???#I think the next chapter is going to be my favourite omg#also Stephen is baby like Bloom is such an interesting character and he has fucking ISSUES but I adore Stephen he’s#man Stephen’s inner voice is literally the best thing ever written#ok it’s 1.30am I need to go to sleeeeep#shut up Sam#Sam reads
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I'm not sure how to feel about being told I don't look 22 but more like 14
#random#my classmate started off by saying i was old because i have the habits of a 30 year old and then when i said im only 22#he said i dont look 22 but 14 and hed id me if i was buying cigs which like youre supposed to id under 25s?#i think i look my age dunno what hes chatting 14 is not a compliment thats an insult 😂#our morning class was a sht lasted only half an hour out of 4 hours and she spent the whole time asking questions about the content#instead of teaching it then sent us to do the research ourselves so were going shopping if im gonna waste 2 grand in tuition for jack sht#then im gonna do what i want with my time not wastin my time as well as my tuition when i got assignments and groceries to focus on instead
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Thank you @longwaytogallifrey for the extra context!
Here’s some more context about the school:
a college republican went crying to tucker carlson last night because some black classmates photoshopped his face onto a literal cracker
#(prev tags begin)#sorry but if someone photoshopped my face onto a literal cracker i’d die laughing#(prev tags end)#same! 😂#tucker carlson#fox news#(they’ll really run ANYTHING but the truth on there 🙄)#racism#(towards ACTUAL marginalized people not white people)#sexism#homophobia#transphobia#queerphobia#(<- all this from the linked article)
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Girl why am I getting depressed because of a possible but possibly not slight by a work buddy like… it ain’t that deep who cares😞I’m better than this man. I have a great family and great friends who tolerate and appreciate me for who I am and they know I’m loud and weird and it’s okay. Idk now I’m just worried this person I’m close with at work like what if they actually don’t like me…that’s awkward cuz we have to interact like daily. I don’t ever like to feel like I’m forcing myself on people idk.
Oh well who gives a shit that’s work nobody likes it and nobody has a choice lol! U can’t pick u coworkers at least I’m not an arsehole 😽
#it might be nothing idk#I mentioned to the guys like hey there’s a concert u might like in spring#and I said ya if u go u might see me there or maybe not who knows im going to this showing but there’s another one in a different town#and he goes oh that sounds cool the one in (not where I was going) I’ll have to see if I can get some of my buddies to go#and like I’m going with a friend he doesn’t know and idk his friends and I wasn’t lookin to hang out anyway#but my brains like… did he just say he prefers the venue where I won’t be because there’s a 0% chance of briefly encountering me vs 25%#I think… the guys at work think I don’t hate people as much as I do lol#even tho I literally taught one of them abt the word misanthropy bcuz I’m a misanthrope#could also be that the traffic going to the one venue tends to be worse and he don’t wanna get caught up in that shit#also the other town is a lot more fun and like idk unique 🤷♀️it’s more touristy#I just feel like it was a slap to my weak ego is all 😂#vent#idk#sorry lol
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This is ridiculous now. We have so many people posting about Siraj. We have so many artists holding commissions or raffles for Siraj, and yet for hours on end Siraj's campaign stagnates.
In 6 hours today Siraj raised only $25 CAD in donation!
A man spends hours on this godforsaken website to network with people, he spends hours away from his family- risking his life just so he may get an Internet connection to reach out to you all, and then for all of his trouble, he gets to raise only $25 CAD in 6 hours???? Fuck you all !!
Siraj does not even have the liberty to talk in his mother tongue! This man has to patiently use machine translator to speak to you in the language you understand, instead of it being the other way round. He has to make sure to cross that bridge of communication and yet you all are so shitty, that the moment he is out of your sight, he is out of your mind...like fuck you even my mother tongue is not English. I am so angry right now that I want to scream at you in my own tongue, but instead I have to attempt to construct a proper sentence in English for you all to read.
Every single day I am out here, writing to boost Siraj's fundraiser- begging people to edit my writing so that it can be considered good enough to go out into tumblr. So that it may hold your attention. Everyday I have to experiment with font sizes and colours- hoping that you all read! But nothing. Nothing at all. You all do not listen that he has to reach 30k CAD by tomorrow.
So ultimately the fact is that nothing matters on tumblr. Not the fact that Siraj is running himself ragged between caring for his son who has fallen sick and messaging you on tumblr. Not the fact that so many of us are boosting his posts, or holding art commissions for him. No tumblr is of course tumblr, and a post needs to hit just right to even consider a donation, because yeah Free Palestine and all that in rhetoric but fuck the actual Palestinian man in Gaza who is trying to rebuild his home.
Like to think there are so many leftist political discussions on this site reaching hundreds of thousands notes. Like lol you all just love to put that shit on your blog and bask in it 😂😂 you all don't want to click on links. You all don't want to donate. You all don't want to adopt fundraisers. You all don't want to boost. What the fuck do you want to do then???
I don't know if you all will even bother to take your time to read this. But right now Siraj is at $27,720 CAD. Find it in yourself to donate. Please get him to 30k by tomorrow. If you cannot find it in yourself to boost the post. Take it out if tumblr if you have to!
( vetting at number 219 on Hussein's list)
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the alchemy (lando norris x reader)
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★ prompt: ❛❛ where's the trophy? he just comes running over to me . . . ❜❜ ★ pairing : lando norris x singer!reader ★ face claim : taylor swift ★ genres : fluff and humour ★ a/n : this is my first shot at writing, so i'm not sure how it's come out (i know the alchemy isn’t on the anthology, but that was a bit of creative liberty on my end). i really had to write this first one to celebrate little lando's win though! what an amazing race we had today at zandvoort ✨ ★ feedback and requests are always appreciated!
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yourinstagram what if I told you I'm back? the tortured poets department out august 25.
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user1 she really do be going missing for months, only to show up with a whole new album.
user2 its giving are you ready for it and reputation.
user3 its not very demure or very mindful😭 user4 i mean, she's been MIA for a year just like before rep. user5 is it really missing if she's still being attending races?
user6 this better not be another break up album yn.
user7 fr yn, i'm not ready to be a child of divorce. user8 where's mr no wins? he's not in the comments. user9 you mean mr now wins. forgetting miami already? user10 they better still be together😭 user11 you lot really have no chill. he's here!
landonorris ❤️
user12 she looks sad. why does she look so sad?
user13 right? first picture looks like she's mid breakdown😭 user14 yn and lando better still be together!
fernandoalonzo lando what have you done this time?
landonorris why do you assume it's my fault? danielricciardo it's always your fault. landonorris no it isn't! carlossainz usually is. oscarpiastri always is. landonorris tell them to stop bullying me y/n, it isn't my fault😭 yourinstagram is not lando's fault - i swear, scouts honour! user15 i swear, scouts honour? easter eggs perchance?
landonorris i told you not to look so sad, everyone thinks its my fault!
yourinstagram i didn't think you were serious, you know I love you landonorris did y'all here that, she loves me! landonorris i love you too 💖 yourinstagram honestly, who are we to fight the alchemy?
kellypiquet can't wait to listen to it!
yourinstagram you've already heard the entire album😭 kellypiquet 👀
alexandrasaintmleux i know it's going to be amazing💕
yourinstagram you're welcome to come over for a sneak peak ;) charlesleclerc can i come too?
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landonorris that's more like it — pole position baby 🧡
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yourinstagram so proud of you my love ❤️
yourinstagram never been prouder to wear papaya 🧡 kellypiquet you only wear papaya on the track! yourinstagram shhhh 👀 landonorris i'm right here babe. landonorris i thought you loved the colour 😭 yourinstagram you see 🥺 👉 👈 yourinstagram i'd wear it for you any day though... kellypiquet point is you don't 😂 yourinstagram kelly! stop exposing me here 😭 kellypiquet that's revenge for telling max i don't like red bull. landonorris you're lucky i love you yn 💖 maxverstappen and you're lucky i love you kelly💕
user1 lando on pole and ttpd out tomorrow, i don't think i'm getting any sleep 😭
user2 i swear, idk how i'm going to cope. user3 i'm going to be screaming, crying, throwing up. user4 right?!? thank god i don't have work tomorrow. user5 i'm going to need 2-3 business days to recover.
user6 an album and a pole?!? they really do be spoiling us...
user7 we need a mclaren 1-2 tomorrow
user8 lets go lando🔥🔥🔥
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yourinstagram all's fair in love and war... the tortured poets department out now.
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landonorris 👀 ❤️
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mclaren he wins in miami and he wins in zandvoort 🧡 GIVE IT UP FOR OUR TWO-TIME RACE WINNER EVERYONE 🏆
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yourinstagram made me the proudest girl alive today lan ♥️
landonorris you make me feel like the luckiest man alive everyday. yourinstagram awww, i love you ❤️ landonorris i love you more than words can express my love 💖
oscarpiastri congratulations lando🧡
maxverstappen well done brother!
carlossainz felicidades lando!
user1 that. kiss.
user2 right? all that mattered to him in that moment was yn 🥺 user3 it felt like we were intruding on something so private! user4 i swear, i was like it's on tv but it feels like i should see that.
user5 they said there was no chance, trying to be the greatest in the league.
user6 WHERE'S THE TROPHY? HE JUST COMES RUNNING OVER TO ME!
user7 a win and a double album?!? i need a week to process this.
user8 and so lando no wins becomes lando two wins!!
user9 those haters really have gone silent all of a sudden. user10 yn and lando really shut them up!
user11 watch him win the world championship now 🏆
user12 you heard it hear first ladies and gentleman!
user13 lando we can be world champion i said.
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f1wags can we take a moment to appreciate how that man ran to yn the moment he got out of the car!
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user1 the way they literally had to get lando back on the car😭
user2 right? he really forgot they need pictures of him there. user3 he really be like i need yn before everything else!
user4 where can i get him?
user5 where's the trophy? he just comes running over to me.
user6 lando is the prime example of if he wanted to he would.
user7 the way that man simps over her, we all need lando in our lives.
user8 right, like those eyes on her ttpd post. user9 our boy knows that she's a mastermind user10 you can't convince me he didn't know the anthology was coming!!
user12 he so knew alchemy was coming on the anthology.
user13 right? he was really like i can make your dreams come true. user14 i know he gave it a little extra to win for yn today!
user15 you cant tell me yn didn't plan this!
user16 yn really proved she's the mastermind today❤️
user17 the way lando and yn liked this.
user18 and mclaren too - admin definitely ships lando x yn 🧡
#f1#formula 1#lando norris#fanfic#lando norris imagine#lando norris x reader#ln4#smau#formula one imagine#formula 1 fandom#carlos sainz#fluff#romance#the alchemy#taylor swift#max verstappen#charles leclerc#oscar piastri#mclaren#dutch gp 2024#f1 2024#one shot#netherlands gp 2024#zandvoort 2024#lando norris x y/n#lando norris x you#social media au#f1 smau#f1 social media au#f1 x reader
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two wheels
george russell x biker!reader, social media!au
summary george's new girlfriend seems way too cool for him and the fans just cannot believe it
notes bit of a longer one here (what is a plot) but i just wanted to do something fun since it's the winter break. and i love poking a bit of fun at my favs
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yourusername that's my party people! 🍾
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yourbestfriend for the record, everything that happened after 9pm is completely yn's fault
⤷ yourusername sooo r u still up for next week?
⤷ yourbestfriend @/yourusername 100%
⤷ yourfriend1 yn is the reason why you shouldn't drink and drive 😭
nadissodone HOLDDDDD IT 🚨🚨 george liked this post
⤷ 44formula but he wasn't tagged soo??
⤷ goatmilton what is a polar bear doing in arlington texas 💀💀💀
champagneshower no way 4th slide is george tho
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⤷ jadedtrack it does kinda look like him tbf
4strobaby yn ma'am could you please confirm whether or not you have a boyfriend
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⤷ 4strobaby GUYS SHE LIKED THE COMMENT THIS MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING
⤷ unevilincorporated OMG WAIT @/yourusername does that boyfriend happen to be f1 driver george russell???
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⤷ unevilincorporated BOTH HER AND GEORGE LIKED THAT ONE???? IT DEFINITELY MEANS SOMETHING
⤷ maroon.jpg @unevilincorporated yall are crazy why are we playing ouija board with comment likes 😭😭
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georgerussell63 Pretty good start to winter break ❄️
p.s. thanks danielricciardo for the wine
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danielricciardo Hope you guys enjoyed the wine!
⤷ yourusername the wine was a banger, will 100% be getting more
⤷ tracklimited @/yourusername oh yeah she basically just confirmed that they're together 💀
oceanblvd im almost positive that's yn's helmet theyre really not trying to hide it anymore
yourusername • 3hrs ago | georgerussell63 • 2hrs ago / 20 December 2023
you replied to georgerussell63's story:
i'm taking u out on another one tmr and u can't say no babe
georgerussell63:
what if i do say no?
you:
u can't. i'll kidnap u and throw u on my bike
georgerussell63:
i could run away
and i think mercedes will have something to say about that
you:
don't worry, i won't keep you for too long
besides, the team loves me
they'll let me off the hook
georgerussell63:
i don't like how i can't argue with that
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yourusername i should be playing in the winter snow, but imma be under the mistletoe (with youuu)
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lilymhe nobody tell her it wasn’t snowing in london last night
⤷ yourusername i wouldn’t have known anyway tbh
⤷ pierregasly @/yourusername too busy?
⤷ georgerussell63 @/pierregasly we can’t disclose that i’m afraid.. the nda and all that 😂😂
⤷ brockenclocks @/pierregasly why is pierre always at the scene of the crime 😭😭
⤷ certifiedlvrgrrl @/georgerussell63 george wtf do u mean by the nda
mercedesamgf1 Merry Christmas from the team!
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yourusername starting the year off in the beautiful south of france 💋
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georgerussell63 i think i should get credits for the 4th pic too since it was taken on my phone
⤷ yourusername georgie please just let it go 😭
⤷ georgerussell63 @ yourusername you took 50 pictures before letting me leave the bathroom and i was only in half of them.
⤷ yourusername @ georgerussell63 they're for ur personal collection 😘
⤷ moonriver @ yourusername PERSONAL COLLECTION????
⤷ sativaur @ yourusername "personal collection" yn im going insane
fonedance yn you're so fine please break up with ur bf i can treat you better than he ever will
⤷ cuntlonso realest thing i've read all day 😭😭😭
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georgerussell63 A refreshing little getaway to start the year
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jadedfc the way his arm wraps around her in their pics im sosoo sick
⤷ rollemodel he lowkey shut down all the haters with it too
⤷ sunburnns that should be me pls
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yourusername trying out a couple extra wheels...
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yourbestfriend coolest girl itw ⚡️
lilymhe so the final verdict on 2 vs 4 wheels is...?
⤷ georgerussell63 4 wins
⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 hell no it's obviously 2 🙄
⤷ georgerussell63 @/yourusername think that's because you lost by an entire lap?
⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 as if you didn't almost fall off the bike!! u're also biased
⤷ georgerussell63 @/yourusername why don't we just agree to disagree?
⤷ yourusername @/georgerussell63 you just don't wanna admit i'm right
⤷ motogp @/georgerussell63 @/yourusername🍿🍿🍿
⤷ lilymhe @/motogp pass me some, too
⤷ alex_albon @/motogp me 3
gr63stan their arguing is so adorable 😭😭
mercrarri yep i still think she's way too cool for him
⤷ landoshelmet ikr she's such a badass and he's... there
⤷ pastrydish literal she's everything and he's just ken
⤷ 4lbons she already said leave the man alone damn 😭😭
maiadrsh george russell has to be the luckiest man alive
⤷ yourusername more like sexiest man alive
⤷ alex_albon @/yourusername i did NOT need to see you say that today 🤢
⤷ georgerussell63 @alex_albon you'd better believe it 😎
⤷ alex_albon @/georgerussell63 not today, not for a single one of the past 15 years we've known each other, and not ever
⤷ yourusername @alex_albon sincerely, even i doubt that second part
⤷ silverstoned what is yn insinuating in these comments 🤨
an: i feel like every time i post a new smau i level up and introduce new formatting. also comment tags r weird bcs i wna avoid tagging real users and it irks me
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georgerussell63 replied to your story | 16:44
"but you love me more"
"right?"
you | 16:45
"hmmmm i gotta think about it"
"i'll tell you tomorrow?"
georgerussell63 | 16:46
"..."
"i can't believe i might lose to a bike 😐"
you | 16:46
"jokes 😭"
"would you pick your car over me, though?"
georgerussell63 | 16:48
"no comment"
you | 16:49
"george."
georgerussell63 | 16:51
"i love you"
you | 16:52
"i'm coming over"
#george russell x reader#george russell smau#george russell#george russell fanfic#george russell imagine#formula one#f1#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#formula one fanfic#formula 1 x reader#george russell x you#alex albon#george russell social media au#f1 smau#george russell one shot#f1 one shot
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my favourite max lore part 2 (link to part 1)
- max weighed 3265g (7.1lb) when he was born, which means he was actually a perfectly normal sized baby despite turning into a spherical chonk a few months later
- one of max’s gamer tags is crgboy007 and he was ranked 21st in the world on FIFA Ultimate Team in January 2019, and 31st in the world in August 2018. basically - when he sets his mind to something he will become one of the best in the world.
- not really my favourite but I feel I must set the record straight!!! he passed out in malaysia 2016, and despite the fact RedBull claim otherwise, yes he did and here is the very sexy evidence 😔
- max once provided the ultimate discord burn to a driver called bradley philpot who had bashed him regularly on twitter
- speaking of discord, when team redline disconnected from the 24hrs Le Mans he went on another rant and encouraged sim racers to DELETE THE GAME 😂 let’s go baby you tell em’ (he’s right and he should say it)
- he follows some very interesting instagrams accounts including pigsareawsm, capybara.lover_life, drunkbetch, barked (dog memes), thetinderblog and many more!!!
- max promised his sister, victoria, that he would buy her a handbag when he scored his first f1 points… apparently this was the first thing he thought about when he crossed the finish line in malaysia 2015
(I’m 99% sure she confirmed it was a lv speedy 25 ?? someone help me source that!!!)
- max’s favourite cheeses are gouda, halloumi, and mozzarella… he likes young cheeses 🧀
- max recently paid €4.99 to have a sleepy cat on his discord pfp
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Secret!
"MS.L/N you know who you'd look good with?" One of your students asked. You were a highschool teacher,and you were 24 so you were on the younger side. "Who?" You asked sitting at your desk preparing for the class to start. "Mr.Yeager." She says. Your eyes widened as you began laughing. The class laughed right along with you as they all agreed.
"Omgggg isn't he like 25?" One of them asked. "Yeah,ms.l/n yall would be so cute together." You shook your head no. "Girl that is my colleague." You said pulling up a PowerPoint on the promethean board. "Okayyy so do this bell ringer and then we gone get into the lesson." You said pulling out your phone to text your husband.
Pookie🤭💕
Whatchu want to eat ma? I'm running
A lil late. So imma get some food.
It don't matter,and why you late?
Cause all of the traffic I'm stuck in.
Mmmhm that's what you get , I told you to wake up when I woke up 😂🫵🏾
Yeah yeah.
"Ms.l/n can you help me with this?" You looked up from your phone and nodded. "Of course boo,what's the question?" She read the question aloud and you nodded. "Okay so, the reactants of photosynthesis is water,sunlight and carbon dioxide,don't let the 6's infront of the equations confuse you." She nodded before there was a knock on the door. Someone stood up and opened the door and eren walked in with food in his hand.
Your face went hot as the class 'ooued' and made noise. "Here you go ms. L/n." He said handing you your food. "Mannnn mr.Yeager yall lying cause ain't no wait hell ain't together." Eren just shook his head and laughed
#ayeyolooo#black y/n#aot x black reader#aot x reader#black reader#aot x black y/n#x black fem reader#eren x black fem!reader
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love conjeture, lh44 x reader
masterlist
pairing: lewis hamilton x mathematician!reader
summary: sometimes algorithms win championships, other times they help find love. (social media au)
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mercedesamgf1 This year we want to give a special thank-you to Dr. Yn Ln! With the creation of her new algorithm focused on data analysis and her extensive collaboration this season our view in analytics evolved to unimaginable levels. We are forever grateful for her contributions and what they mean for the future of Formula 1. Thanks again Dr. Ln, and good luck with the thesis! 😎💻
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yninmath thank you for the opportunity🫡💙 it was an honor to work alongside this great team
mercedesamgf1 👏💙
user1 omg work girlll!!
user2 just googled her and im going crazy like how do you have 3 phds at 27😭?
user3 graduated super early too shes kind of a genius lol
lewishamilton thank you miss yn💙
yninmath your welcome sir champion🥹
user4 ok this is cuteee
user5 you should be thanking him bffr
georgerussell63 Outstanding!🙌 Make sure to come back Dr. Yn
yninmath oh but the travelling😮💨
lewishamilton nah you’ll make it back
yninmath if you say so haha
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yninmath currently picking up trash couches, writing thesis and remembering the friends ive made along the way 🤓💘
on a serious note, if anyone is interested in reading about topology feel free to read my new paper abt it (link in bio #influencer)
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roscoelovescoco working’s hard🐾😵💫
yninmath or hardly working🤔
bestfriend surprised the couch didnt bring rats or something
yninmath no rats or fleas!!! its been a great couch #trashcouch #luckygirls
bestfriend please never use # again
user1 great paper dr yn😍 is there any way I could get your paper on the hodge conjeture for academical porpouses? magazines are too expensive, help a girl out🙏
yninmath dm me girl that should be free so make sure your class gets it too
user2 dr yn youre saving the nyu maths class of 25’🫡
lewishamilton no rest on break miss yn?
yninmath you know me already haha💞
user3 suspicious…
user4 what? they cant be just friends?
user5 I thought she worked for merecedes, what is this?
user6 she was only there to develop part of her thesis tho still won them another championship
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f1paddockgossip BREAKING! Lewis Hamilton was caught while vacationing in France with mathematician and Mercedes’ collaborator Dr. Yn Ln. The pair are rumored to be in a months-long relationship already, starting in the middle of last season.
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user1 NOOOOO
user2 isnt she like way younger than him? weird
user3 shes literally a grown woman lol she can be with whoever she pleases
user4 no cause they actually look really cute🥹 so happy for them
user5 right! she seems super nice
user6 i just know that man is confused everytime she talks numbers lmao the curse of dating a stem girlie
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lewishamilton congrats on the finished thesis miss yn😉💙 love you
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yninmath love u and ty for the championship😘 would have failed otherwise
lewishamilton 😂😂
lewishamilton anything for my girl
yninmath 🥹
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yninmath you best believe he sat on the #trashcouch #dearlordwhenigettoheaven
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bestfriend did it have fleas lewishamilton?
lewishamilton no but I was worried
yninmath booo tomatoes
bestfriend just buy a new one please
yninmath i believe in sustentability🫡🍃
lewishamilton there has to be a limit
lewishamilton ❤️❤️
yninmath love you sm
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a/n: ty for reading and i hope you enjoyed🩷 maybe ill be writing more for different drivers soon, so if anyone is interesed keep that in mind!
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SECRET’S OUT | HF39.
✩ — summary: you and hector are in a relationship that you both decided to keep private in order to protect yourself and him from fanatical fans and media scrutiny… that is until you are shipped with his teammate which sends him to do something impulsive: post you in public.
✩ — héctor fort x fem!reader
✩ — author’s note: not back i did this for funsies nd in honor for 24/25 sznnnn starting next month also i dont speak spanish i used google translate soz if there’s some mistakes 🫶🏼
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youruser italy was a dreaaaam 🇮🇹♥️🥲 !!!!!! will miss it here sm pero extraño más mi hogar (but i miss my home more)
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friend CHICA HERMOSA TE EXTRAÑO 😍 (beautiful girl i miss you)
youruser 🥹 gracias amiga (thank you friend)
marcguiu9 será mejor que me traigas algún recuerdo (you better bring me some souvenir)
lamineyamal yo también 😎 (me too)
youruser déjame en paz 🙄🙄🙄 (leave me alone)
pablogavi 😍❤️
* ♥ by author
random OMFGGGG THE BARCA BOYS?????
random she’s friends with marc and lamine?? who is this girl
random probably gavi’s gf? he commented a heart eyes emoji and she liked it
random GAVI NOOOOOOOO
random hector in her likes too stop
random i dont blame him she’s fine asf 😭😭😭
random im gonna kms
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youruser 💐 volver a casa :) (back home)
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random as if she couldn’t get hotter ofc she’s a culer im in love
random hala madrid
random fuck off
friend stunning!!!!!
random she’s so unreal
random waiting for gavi to reply 🤓
random hector and gavi in the likes this is insane
pablogavi ❤️
random BITCHH
random I SHIPPPPP they look so cute together
random you’re delusional go back to sleep 🤣
hctorforrt_ bienvenido de nuevo (welcome back)
youruser :)
random NAHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF
random HECTOR WHAT
random SHE REPLIED HOLD ON
random wait what about gavi????
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hctorforrt_ contento (contented)
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random THE SECOND SLIDE????? it’s so over
random the soft launch 😭 congrats 😭 whoever 😭 she 😭 is 😭
marcguiu9 vamos hermano ❤️❤️ (let’s gooo brother)
lamineyamal eres tan caliente 😫 (you are so hot)
random LMFAO LAMINE
marcbernal_ hermanoooo ❤️ (brother)
pablogavi vamonoooos 😍 (let’s goooooo)
random oh my god did anyone else noticed the similarities between y/n’s post and hector’s?
random YEAH i thought i was the only one 😭 the matching camera pose???
random but isn’t she gavi’s gf?
random nothing is confirmed
random i like her better with gavi
random girl boo
joaofelix79 hector con novia 😮 (hector with girlfriend)
lamineyamal él debería esconderse (he should hide)
joaofelix79 demasiado tarde 😂 (too late)
random SPILL IT WHAT THE HELL
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youruser visca barca!!!!! 💙❤️ estoy muy orgulloso y feliz, el partido fue increíble! 🥹 (i am very proud and happy, the match was incredible)
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friend bonita! 😘 (pretty)
youruser gracias linda! 🥲🥲🩷 (thank you pretty)
random i was sitting behind her 😭 can confirm she’s absolutely gorgeous and veryyyyyy kind
random who’s kit was she wearing???
random she was wearing hector’s kit! she cheered so loud when he got an assist w fermin’s goal it was amazing 🤩🤩🤩
random SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. WAR IS OVER.
random i saw her wave hello to gavi?????
random man im fucking confused now
random cant let the gang know i fw y/n gavi hector issue
_ferminlopez 🤩❤️
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hctorforrt_ tuve suerte 😁 (i was lucky)
youruser me pregunto porque 🤔 (i wonder why)
random ok it’s so obvious alr im crying
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hctorforrt_ @/fcbarcelona 🔥💯
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youruser chica orgullosa aquí 🙋🏻♀️ (proud girl here)
random she forgot the friend
hctorforrt_ hice lo mejor que pude para alguien especial 😉 (i did the best i could for someone special)
random rip gavi 🕊️
pablogavi ¿por qué estoy muerto? (why am i dead?)
random ICBBBBBBBB 😭😭😭😭😭
_ferminlopez 🍬🍬
marcguiu9 orgulloso de tí hermano 🥰 (proud of you brother)
random HOTTTTT
random VAMOS BARCA 💙❤️ (let’s go)
random finally had minutes and u delivered BLESS U HECTOR
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hctorforrt_ mi amuleto de la suerte ❤️ @youruser (my lucky charm)
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fcbarcelona 💯🔥❤️
youruser 🥲 mi chico favorito (my favorite boy)
hctorforrt_ te amo niña bonita (i love you pretty girl)
pablogavi FINALMENTE (finally)
hctorforrt_ finalmente 😌 (finally)
pablogavi jaja ustedes chicos 🤦🏻♂️❤️ (haha you guys)
lamineyamal MAMÁ Y PAPÁ (mom and dad)
youruser sólo somos un año mayores que tú 😒 (we are only a year older than you)
marcguiu9 😍😍😍 hermosa pareja (beautiful couple)
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random this is so adorable 😭
random I KNEW IT
random such a hot couple im dying
random they’re perfect i shed tears
random oh my days
random she’s so beautiful 😭🫶🏼
* ♥ by author
alejandrobalde 🔥
random so i can still have gavi 😍
random brother eugh
#fc barcelona#football x reader#hector fort#barcelona x reader#hector fort x reader#hector fort x you#pablo gavi#marc guiu#lamine yamal#pau cubarsi#joao felix
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Concept: ME2, told through Shepard's very active text chain with bestest best buddy Wrex after he leaves the Normandy post-ME1.
Like. Cerberus has a new omnitool for her aboard the SR2 and the first thing she does is try to contact him and Garrus. It takes a few days - and a few frustrating phone calls - to reactivate her old line and forward her messages and contacts and shit, but eventually they all ping her at once as the tool downloads them
10 November 2183
[10:46 GST] Urdnot Wrex: [11 missed calls]
[10:48 GST] Urdnot Wrex: pick up
[10:51 GST] Urdnot Wrex: answer me
[10:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: alliancenewsnetwork.ex/breaking_news_ssv_normandy_shot_down_over_alchera
[10:53 GST] Urdnot Wrex: ur ok?
[12:01 GST] Urdnot Wrex: shepard?
[14:32 GST] Urdnot Wrex: SHEPARD???
10 November 2184
[8:51 GST] Urdnot Wrex: img_attachment_bottle_of_ryncol_very_blurry.jpg
[8:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: cheers
[8:52 GST] Urdnot Wrex: fucking. pyjak
And she gets back in touch with him, explains what happened to her and why she was MIA for two years, has a bit of a quick cry maybe because she misses him and she's surrounded by Cerberus lifers and she just wants someone on board she can trust to have her back, and from then on Wrex has to get used to receiving weird contextless texts on a regular basis
Like
[9:17 TNT] Shepard: LOOK WHO I FOUND
[9:17 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_garrus_asleep_in_medbay_post_surgery.png
[9:18 TNT] Shepard: Ignore all the bandages, his face fell off but we fixed it. You will not believe what he's been doing im going to kill him
[13:18 TNT] Shepard: video_attachment_garrus_fascinated_by_medbay_automatic_doors.mp4
[13:18 TNT] Shepard: Anaesthetic is wearing off...slowly...
And
[17:08 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_urz_wearing_hotdog_costume.png
[17:08 TNT] Shepard: :)
[17:09 TNT] Urdnot Wrex: i gave u that thing to win u credits and ur just putting it in stupid outfits
[17:10 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_urz_asleep_on_bed_with_plushie.png
[17:11 TNT] Shepard: yeah :) he baby
[17:13 TNT] Shepard: instagram.ex/urztherescuevarren
And
[22:31 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_harbinger_assuming_direct_control.png
[22:31 TNT] Shepard: wHaT tHe FuCk WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
[22:47 TNT] Shepard: img_attachment_collector_corpses.png
[22:47 TNT] Shepard: nvm we good man these things UGLY
And of course, some go in the opposite direction.
[05:17 GST] Urdnot Wrex: so you finally did it eh
[05:25 GST] Shepard: Did what?
[05:29 GST] Urdnot Wrex: vakarian. about damn time
[05:41 GST] Shepard: oh my god 😂
[05:41 GST] Shepard: brb gonna go kill grunt
[05:42 GST] Urdnot Wrex: whatever a "step" dad is, he thinks hes getting one
Just. Shep and Wrex staying a big part of each others lives despite all the lightyears and star systems and backbreaking responsibility between them
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