#he's getting a lot of action for sure 😏

[prythiansprincess]

stop the world i wanna get off with you.

pairing: theodore nott x reader. song inspiration: stop the world i wanna get off with you by arctic monkeys. author’s note: the theo brain rot is so real for me besties. i kid you not i listened to the song on repeat while writing this because my mans is arctic monkeys coded. plus, it was only a matter of time before we saw some smutty action from my favorite slutherin 😏 part one: baby won't you be my girl?

You were not a morning person. 

Theo knew that. Hell, everyone in Slytherin knew that. Waking you up before noon on the weekend was a one way ticket to a world of pain. For some reason, your boyfriend was determined to make the top of your hit list this morning. 

You groaned as Theo shifted beneath you, rousing you from sleep. He stroked your hair gently and pressed a kiss on your temple. “I have to go to practice, amorina.” 

Sunlight streamed in through the skylight above Theo’s dorm, reflecting the rippling waves of the Black Lake across your boyfriend’s goose down comforter. You buried your head in the crook of his neck. 

“Five more minutes,” you mumbled against his throat, relishing in his warmth. “Please, Teddy.”

A low chuckle rumbled through his chest. “You said that five minutes ago, sweetheart. Do you want your sweet and sexy boyfriend to be maimed by his captain?”

“If Malfoy so much as touches a hair on your head, I’ll turn him into a ferret again and set him loose in the Forbidden Forest.” You snuggled closer and twined your legs together. “Let’s see how threatening he can be against Aragog.”

“Sometimes you genuinely scare me, Y/N.” He wrapped his arms around your waist. “But apparently, fear is a very effective aphrodisiac for me. I’m learning a lot of new things about myself.”

“I can threaten you some more if you want,” you murmured sleepily. “As long as you stay in bed with me, Teddy.”

Theo groaned as you kissed his neck. “You’re absolutely cruel, you know that?” He tilted your chin up, pressing his lips against yours. You sighed dreamily into the kiss, morning breath and all. 

Even though you’ve only been officially dating for three months, it felt like you and Theo had been together for a lifetime. You were already inseparable before, but after his confession at the quidditch game after party, you spent nearly every waking moment together. Hence waking up in his bed. 

Theo placed a final kiss on the tip of your nose. “Now I really have to go.” You sighed in defeat, pouting like a petulant child. Your boyfriend laughed. “I’ll see you in the stands, babe.”

“Fine,” you mumbled grumpily. 

You watched as Theo hastily threw on his quidditch uniform, admiring the view of his sunkissed skin and toned chest and abs. Thank Merlin for quidditch. 

The cheeky tosser winked before heading for the pitch. You turned over in bed, burying yourself in Theo’s scent as you drifted back to sleep. 

Several hours later, you finally managed to get dressed and dragged yourself to the Great Hall for a late lunch. When you got to your usual table, you found the boys and Pansy waiting for you. Draco and Mattheo were talking in hushed tones, no doubt discussing their strategy to destroy the Ravenclaws while Enzo scarfed down a plate of steak and eggs like his life depended on it. Pansy watched in disgust, wrinkling her nose at your friend. 

“For Salazar’s sake, Lorenzo. You’re going to choke to death and I refuse to resuscitate you.”

“Don’t worry, Enzo,” you said as you slid in next to him. “I’m sure we can find a volunteer to perform mouth to mouth on you.”

As if on cue, a gaggle of fourth years giggled at the end of the table. Enzo didn’t seem to notice. Beside him, Blaise met your eye and shook his head. The two of you often joked that Draco took all the arrogance in their family’s gene pool, leaving poor Enzo hopelessly oblivious. The fact that sweet Lorenzo was related to someone as arrogant as Malfoy never failed to completely baffle the mind. 

“Well don’t you look adorable, Y/N?” Draco drawled. “All decked out in your boyfriend’s jersey.”

You looked down at the emerald and silver jersey with the number 6 embroidered on the front, which was so big on you that the hem hit your knees. Matching streaks of your house colors adorned your cheeks and you had pulled your hair back with a pair of charmed serpent clips that writhed through your pigtails every so often.

“And up before mid afternoon, no less,” Mattheo commented. 

You frowned, flicking him off before reaching for a sandwich. “Speaking of my boyfriend. Where is the little rascal?”

“Last I checked he was still on the pitch,” Draco said as you stuffed a few chips into your mouth. “Practicing to show off in front of you, I imagine.”

“I’ve seen him play before.” 

Mattheo stole a chip from your plate. “Yes, but not as his girlfriend.”

You smacked his hand away and he gasped dramatically. Mattheo fetched something out of his robes and set it down in front of you. The small glass vial shimmered in the light. 

“Your boyfriend wanted me to give you this.” 

A motion sickness draught. Theo knew how queasy and nauseous you got during his quidditch games, so he’d concocted your own special cure for it. Hot and smart. Gods, you were lucky.

You flushed, pocketing the potion. “Thanks.”

“You idiots better win,” Pansy said. “Or else all my hard work for tonight’s after party will go to waste.”

Draco scoffed. “You mean our hard work?” He turned over to you, frowning. “Pans over here had us working harder than a house elf. I’ve got glitter in places glitter should never be.”

“Fitting for someone who thinks the sun shines out of his arse. Maybe it’ll finally teach you some humility, Malfoy.”

Mattheo draped an arm around your shoulder. “You know why our sweet little Pansy’s got her wand in a twist though, right?” He leaned in conspiratorially. “She finally plucked up the courage to invite a certain Ravenclaw to the after party.”

You squealed in delight. “Is that true, Pans? Did you finally ask Luna out?”

Pansy glared at you, practically hissing as she grabbed your elbow. “Say that a little louder, why don’t you? I don’t think they heard you across the room.” 

You snorted. Your best friend has always been a little tightly wound, but Pansy Parkinson with a crush was a whole different animagus. 

“Well, I, for one, am excited for this development in your love life,” you exclaimed, squeezing her shoulder. “It’s about time you did something about this little crush.”

“Says the witch who took twelve years to admit her feelings,” Pansy said with an affectionate eye roll. “Sorry love, but I’m not taking advice from you.”

“I’m choosing to attribute that to first date jitters and not a blatant insult against your best and most loyal friend.” You picked at your sandwich, waving a pickle in the air excitedly. “Don’t be nervous, Pans. She’s going to love you.” 

The encouragement was met with an elbow to your ribs. You paused mid-chew, ready to give Pansy a peace of your mind when a soft voice interrupted you. 

“Hi, guys,” greeted Luna Lovegood. She wore a striped blue and bronze sweater, representing the colors of her house. Strapped to her back was a set of feathered eagle wings that nearly dragged to the floor. “I love your snake clips, Y/N. It’s always great to see displays of house spirit. Beware of the nargles, though. They do love shiny things.”

“I’ll keep an eye out for them, Luna.” You said with a smile. “I’m looking forward to your commentary tonight. It’s going to be a heated match between our houses, but one thing’s for certain. The after party will be absolutely mental no matter who wins. Isn’t that right, Pans?” 

Pansy nodded, the action making her sleek bob graze her sharp cheekbones. You always thought that your friend possessed an austere sort of beauty, but everything about her seemed to soften as she turned her attention on Luna. 

“We can still count on you to make it tonight, right Lovegood?” There was a hint of playfulness in Pansy’s tone that you rarely heard her use. You couldn’t help but smirk. Pansy Parkinson fancied the absolute pants out of Luna Lovegood.

Luna smiled shyly, hiding beneath a strand of platinum blonde hair. “Thank you for the invitation, Pansy. I look forward to seeing everyone tonight.” 

“See you tonight, Luna.”

Luna gave your table a friendly wave before returning to her own fellow Ravenclaws. You waited until she was out of ear shot before bursting into a fit of giggles.

“See you tonight Luna,” you repeated, putting on your best impression of Pansy’s husky voice. “Pansy Parkinson’s totally going to snog Luna Lovegood tonight!” 

“Oh, shut up,” replied Pansy. She tried her best to look annoyed, but the small smile on her face made it rather unconvincing. 

After teasing your friend for at least another hour, the two of you finally headed down to the quidditch pitch. The boys left long ago, presumably to warm up before the big game. You followed Pansy into the stands, cringing slightly at how high up the seats were. 

Across the pitch, the feedback from Luna’s sonoroused voice rumbled through the crowd. “Welcome fellow students. Join me in kicking off this long awaited match between Slytherin and Ravenclaw, the house of yours truly. As always, the goal is to provide live updates and unbiased commentary throughout the game, but I make no promises. Even a Corkendoodle wouldn’t be able to resist showing a little partiality. Now without further ado, let the games begin!”

The crowd roared as players from each side soared through the air at breakneck speed. You gripped the railing, thankful for Theo’s concoction as you squinted at the blur of players. As always, Madam Hooch kicked off the game by releasing a set of bludgers and the elusive golden snitch. With bated breath, you watched as she threw the quaffle into the air which marked the official start of the match. 

A familiar figure zoomed past you, emerald robes streaming behind him as he caught the quaffle and cradled it under his arm. Theo circled through the air, easily outmaneuvering the chasers from the opposing team. He flew straight for a blonde Ravenclaw, making the poor fifth year think that they were going to collide before he swerved at the last second and looped around the frightened player. 

“And that’s Nott of Slytherin with an excellent fake out,” Luna announced in her dreamy voice. “Oddly enough, this chaser is heading in the opposite direction of the goalposts. Another clever tactic, I presume.”

Theo brought his broom to a stop directly in front of you, hovering in mid-air while he cradled the quaffle underneath one arm. He immediately broke out into a grin when he saw you wearing his jersey. 

“In a turn of events, Nott visits the Slytherin stands for a little chat with his friends,” commented Luna. “Actually, that’s his lovely girlfriend Y/N. I did warn her about attracting the Nargles, but nevertheless those serpent clips are a work of art. Oh look, there’s Pansy Parkinson! I know she looks a bit intimidating at first, but she’s really quite nice.” 

Beside you, Pansy turned as red as a tomato. You stifled a giggle just as Theo pulled close, his watercolor eyes crinkling with amusement. 

“My jersey looks good on you, Y/N.” Theo drawled, taking the time to flirt despite the fact that he was currently in the middle of a game. He leaned in and whispered low so only you could hear, “But I bet it would look even better on my floor.”

“Win this match and you might get your wish, babe.”

A smirk curved against his lips. “You evil little temptress. I hope you know that I’m holding you to that,” he inched closer, his gaze dropping to your mouth. “Do I at least get a kiss from my good luck charm?”

You shook your head in disbelief. “Aren’t you supposed to be doing something right now? Like, I don't know, playing the bloody quidditch game!”

He shrugged, winking at you in that cheeky way of his. “I’m perfectly capable of multitasking.” 

Just then, a bludger whizzed past the stands, but Theo was entirely unbothered as he flipped over on his broom to avoid the hit. Your boyfriend hung upside down, keeping his eyes on you the entire time. “Now about that kiss, dolcezza.”

“That’s quite a creative way to avoid a bludger,” Luna continued. “I once hung upside down in a tree in search of moon frogs and it wasn’t the most comfortable position, but not the most uncomfortable either. Oh! It looks like things are heating up for this lovely couple.”

“You’re an absolute menace, Theodore,” you said with an exasperated sigh before pulling him by the collar and kissing him. The logistics were complicated by the fact that he was currently airborne, but Theo smiled against your lips all the same. 

“A good luck kiss,” Luna said with delight. “Those two are absolutely adorable, aren’t they? Ah, young love.”

Satisfied, Theo flipped right side up and palmed the quaffle in his hand. “You hear that, babe? We’re absolutely adorable.”

You rolled your eyes affectionately. “Yeah, yeah. Now go out there and kick some Ravenclaw arse!”

Thanks to Teddy’s potion, you actually managed to keep your eyes open for the entirety of the game. It was a heated match with both teams playing with equal ferocity, but the boys had the upper hand. They moved as one, predicting each other’s moves from years and years of practice. Even the newest additions, Violet and Tracey, seemed to fit seamlessly into the group. 

By the time you reached the tail end of the game, your throat felt raw from cheering and screaming. Pansy was in a worse state, hurling insults when one of the Ravenclaw beaters attempted to grab the tail end of Blaise’s broom. 

“That was obviously a bloody fucking foul!” Pansy screamed. 

“Some colorful words from the Slytherin stands,” Luna said with a little smile, making Pansy blush. “Madam Hooch seems to agree. Robinson has been fouled for blagging Zabini.”

You gripped the end of the railing as Theo zoomed past. The score was tied, but if he made this goal it would put Slytherin up by ten points, effectively winning not only the game but also the Quidditch Cup.

“You got this, babe,” you yelled. “No mercy, Teddy!”

Theo met your gaze and smirked. Vicious woman, he mouthed before careening straight for the goalpost. 

The Ravenclaw keeper looked panicked as Theo dodged the other players and reeled the quaffle back. The shot was perfect, whizzing past the post so fast that the keeper didn’t even have time to react. 

“Nott with the winning shot!” Luna announced cheerily. “That’s game, everyone. Congratulations to this year’s Quidditch Cup winner: Slytherin House!”

The cheers that erupted from your housemates followed you all the way to the common room. In true Pansy fashion, the large space had been meticulously decorated with banners and streamers. The music blared and the liquor flowed, marking the start of a night of mischief and revelry. 

While waiting for the boys to finish showering, you helped Pansy play hostess. You greeted friends from other houses, filling their cups with your signature concoction. A fruity drink that masked the taste of liquor so well that the drinker didn’t realize they were pissed until it was too late. 

“Congratulations on the win,” said a familiar voice. You turned around and saw Murdock raising his green cup in a toast. 

You smiled, clinking your plastic cup against his. “Thanks Christoph. Good to see you here,” you lowered your voice, darting your head around the corner. “So things are going well with Daphne?”

Christoph smiled shyly. “Yeah, thanks for introducing us by the way. We’re going on our first date to the Three Broomsticks tomorrow.” 

After his last disastrous attendance at a Slytherin party, you figured it was the least you could do for your Hufflepuff friend. “Don’t mention it, Christoph. What are friends for? Besides, it’s obvious that you two would be absolutely perfect together.” 

“Who’s absolutely perfect together?” A familiar voice drawled. You felt an arm wrap protectively around you. “Besides us, of course.” 

Even before you were dating, Theo had a tendency to be overprotective towards you. Most of the time he was pretty good at controlling it, but sometimes his jealousy got the best of him. It would’ve annoyed you if it wasn’t so damn attractive. 

“Hey babe,” you said with a little smile, leaning up to kiss his cheek. “I was just telling Christoph here that he should offer Daphne a drink. They’d make a cute couple, don’t you think?”

Realization flooded Theo’s features, followed by a hint of embarrassment. “Definitely,” he said with a rueful smile. “Take it from me, mate. Don’t wait too long before chasing after the girl of your dreams.”

Christoph nodded, looking determined. “Thanks, mate.”

You handed your friend another cup and pointed him in Daphne’s direction. Beside you, Theo smiled sheepishly. His hair was slightly wet from the shower and he smelled like sea salt spray and smoke. The cozy knitted sweater he had thrown on brought out his watercolor eyes. 

“Nice save, babe.” 

“What can I say? I’m a hopeless romantic,” Theo said, placing his hands on your waist. “You bring it out of me, cara mia.”

You rolled your eyes fondly. “You know, I’d be mad if jealous Theo wasn’t so hot.” Theo grinned as you placed your arms around his neck. “But scoring that winning goal? That was downright sexy.”

Your boyfriend toyed with the hem of your shirt. “Oh yeah? Well, I had some motivation, thanks to our little bargain.” His hands slipped underneath your shirt, tracing teasing circles on your hips. “I delivered on my end. Now it’s time for you to pay up, love.” 

“Good things come to those who wait, Theo.” 

Theo pouted. “Fine, but only because I know you’re worth it.”

You pulled Theo in by the belt loop and kissed him, long and hard. He lifted you up and groaned as you tugged at his curls. Theo sighed into your mouth as you took control, showing him exactly how much you wanted him. You topped the kiss off by gently biting on his bottom lip. When you pulled away, Theo looked dazed. 

“Fuck,” he said in a low, dark voice. 

“A little preview,” you said with a smirk. “Just so you don’t think I’m completely heartless.”

“So my dorm or yours?”

You chuckled. “Theo, you haven’t even made your rounds. This party is to celebrate your win, you know.”

“Fuck the party,” he said dismissively. “You think I care about talking to all of these people after that? What do you want, love? Do you want me to beg? Get on my knees for you? I’ll do anything, princess.”

Salazar fucking save you. 

You would’ve taken Theo up on the offer, but this was his moment. He deserved to be celebrated. Besides, he’d be all yours by the end of the night. 

“As much as I love the visual,” you said, pecking him on the cheek. “I want you to celebrate with the team. You lot deserve it after working so hard all year.” You lowered your voice, whispering in his ear. “After that, we can go up to your dorm and I’ll give you your reward. Think you can do that, babe?”

“Yes ma’am,” Theo replied. “God you’re fucking sexy when you’re bossing me around.” 

You smirked. “Good boy.” 

Theo groaned before slipping his hand into yours. “Now come on, before I change my mind and claim my reward right here, right now.”

The two of you made rounds through the party, stopping here and there to talk to your respective friends. Most of the time, you were by Theo’s side watching in admiration as everyone congratulated him on the winning goal. 

Even in deep conversation, Theo never stopped touching you. Whether it was the soothing rub of his thumb across your knuckles or his arm draped protectively around your waist, it was obvious that physical touch was your boyfriend’s love language. 

You couldn’t help but smile at how easy it came to him, like touching you was as natural as breathing air.  

“What’s that smile for, love?”

“I just really fucking fancy you.”

Merlin’s bloody beard. The smile on Theo’s face completely took your breath away. His eyes, which you often joked gave him resting witch face, lit up brighter than the sun. 

“I really fucking fancy you too, darling.”

Finally, the two of you reached your friends on the other side of the common room. Blaise and Enzo were engaged in a competitive game of beer pong against Mattheo and Draco. 

“The man of the hour,” Malfoy announced, clapping Theo on the back. “You fucking killed it out there, mate.” He turned back to the other boys. “We all did.”

“This calls for a celebratory shot!” you announced. “Wait, where’s Pans?”

Mattheo smirked. “Chatting up our commentator. Looks like our little Pansy’s all grown up.”

Across the room, you shot Pansy a wink as she and Luna sat rather close together, huddled on the couch and giggling every so often. You rallied the boys, raising your cups in a cheer. Pansy affectionately flipped you the bird as all six of you hooted and hollered, but she downed the liquor nonetheless. 

The firewhisky must have been a fast acting agent of liquid courage because not even a second after she set her cup down, Pansy was kissing Luna. You squealed in delight while the rest of the group drunkenly cheered. 

This night just kept getting better and better. 

“Another one of our finest lost to young love,” Draco announced dramatically. 

You rolled your eyes. “You could be too if you stopped being a coward and finally asked Hermione out.” 

Malfoy nearly spat out his drink. “Granger? You think I fancy Granger? Little miss know it all, member of the Golden Trio, poster child Gryffindor Granger? Are you taking the piss, Y/N?”

“Oh please,” Mattheo said with a scoff. “We all see the way you look at her in the Great Hall. You don’t just fancy Granger. You’re absolutely smitten, mate.”

Enzo nodded empathetically. “Mattheo’s right, cousin. You should just ask Hermione out on a date.”

“Have you lot forgotten that the madwoman once punched me in the face?” 

“I think she’d be good for you,” you said. “Set you straight.” 

“Set me straight?” Draco repeated. “I don’t need anyone to set me straight. Especially not Granger. I mean, the witch is insufferable with her stupid curly hair and stupid big brown eyes and stupid flawless skin.” 

Blaise sighed. “No offense, mate, but you’re even thicker than Enzo when it comes to girls.”

Enzo protested in response, but Draco was too busy having a meltdown to notice. His pale complexion blossomed with red as his mouth gaped open. “Do I like Granger?” 

You rolled your eyes. “Obviously, you blubbering idiot.” 

Draco glared at you, then at Theo. “Nott, please get your girlfriend away from me before I have a full on fit.”

Theo only laughed, pulling you closer. “Gladly. We were heading out anyway.” 

You hugged your friends goodbye. Draco was still frowning at his drink when you and Theo finally headed out of the common room. 

“Think about it, ferret boy,” you hollered from the door. “Granger’s a catch! We could use more female presence in this absolute sausage party of a friend group.” 

With that, Theo hauled you over his shoulder. You squealed, pinching his bum as he carried you out of the common room. “Alright, love. That’s enough of that.” 

When you finally reached Theo’s dorm, the two of you fell over in absolute hysterics. You plopped down on his bed, spreading like an obnoxious starfish. Theo followed after, diving on top of you. 

“I think you gave Malfoy an identity crisis,” he said, laughing into your hair. 

You shrugged, rolling over so that you were on top of him. “He deserved it.” 

Theo toyed with the hem of your shirt, tracing circles on your hips. “And what about what I deserve?” 

“It’s coming, babe,” you said with a sly smile. “And pretty soon you will be too.”

“Don’t tease, cara mia.”

“I never tease,” you purred. “I only promise.”

With a satisfied smirk, you pressed your lips against his. Theo groaned into your mouth as you straddled his lap, deepening the kiss. Large hands roamed underneath your shirt, his palms rough and calloused from hours and hours of playing quidditch.

A sinfully delicious moan slipped past Theo’s lips as you trailed kisses along his jaw, throat, and neck. You sucked on his flesh, hard enough to leave marks. You liked knowing that every time he changed, little reminders of you littered his skin.

“Bloody fucking hell,” Theo muttered.

“You’ve got a filthy mouth, Theo,” you teased. “I bet I could shut you up though.”

Your boyfriend groaned like he was in pain. “Please do.”

You winked before disappearing underneath the covers. Theo’s eyes fluttered close as you continued kissing down his chest, taking the time to trace your name on his abs with your tongue, which seemed to be a real crowd pleaser. You stripped off his trousers, kissing his perfectly defined v line before licking a teasing stripe along the underside of his cock.

“Figlio di puttana,” Theo cursed, low and rough. Your knees nearly buckled. There was truly nothing hotter than your boyfriend swearing in Italian. “Don’t stop, Y/N.”

“What was that you said about delivering on my promise?” you asked innocently, looking up at him through your lashes. “Because it feels like I’m giving you the winner treatment right now, doesn’t it baby?”

A choked moan was your only response as you took him into your mouth. You gagged as he hit the back of your throat, bobbing your head up and down in a steady rhythm. Theo fisted your hair in his hands, watching through heavy lids as you sucked your cheeks in. 

“You’re going to be the death of me,” he groaned, stroking your cheek. “But I’m willing to die a happy man.”

You chuckled, sending vibrations to his sensitive head. Theo twitched against your cheek as you gripped his shaft, moving along with your mouth. He continued to curse colorfully while you wrapped your lips around him. You felt him tense underneath you, signaling that he was close. 

Theo tugged lightly at your scalp. “I don’t want to cum yet,” he said huskily. “Not until I’m inside of you.” 

Merlin bless your boyfriend and his filthy fucking mouth. Theo flipped you over, his body pinning you to the mattress as he kissed you roughly. You gasped against his mouth, giving him the perfect opportunity to slide his tongue in. Heat pooled in your core and flooded your body with desire. 

“Theo,” you mumbled, tugging at his shirt. “I need you. Now.” 

He ripped off his shirt, grinning. “Then have me, darling.” 

“I want to be on top.” 

You squealed as Theo rolled over, placing you on his lap. He gripped your hips and gently rolled against you. “I’m not about to argue with that.”

With a smirk, you toyed with the hem of your shirt. Theo grabbed your wrist and shook his head. “Keep it on. I want to watch you ride me while wearing my jersey.”

“Have I ever told you how much I love your filthy mouth?” 

Theo grinned before latching his lips on your breast. He looked up at you and swirled his tongue around your nipple through the fabric. “It’s not ringing a bell. Shall I try the other side?” 

“Gods, yes.” 

He gave your other nipple equal attention as you lined his cock up at your entrance. Precum coated his tip, mixing with your own slick as you slowly lowered onto his length. Theo’s teeth sank into your collarbone, muffling his moan. 

“Fuck me,” he exhaled in a shaky breath. 

“I am, baby.”

Theo chuckled darkly. “Smartass.”

You rolled your hips as he gripped your ass, helping you lift and lower at a faster pace. Theo’s mouth collided with yours, his hands roaming underneath your shirt and exploring every inch of you like he was trying to commit your body to memory. 

The intensity of his gaze pierced you with lust and desire. He lifted the hem of his jersey, watching as his cock disappeared between your folds. 

“I love watching you take all of me, pretty girl.” Theo was ravenous, littering your neck and shoulder with love bites. “You ride me so fucking well. Maybe it should be you out there on the broom.” 

“The only broom I’m interested in is yours,” you quipped back. “Besides, you don’t want everyone else knowing my tricks, do you?”

“Fuck no,” Theo whispered roughly as he switched positions. He pressed you against the mattress, hooking your legs on his shoulder before smirking. “This is for my eyes only. You’re mine, amorina.” 

“Yours,” you breathed as he thrust into you. The angle allowed him to slide in even deeper, hitting all the right spots as your eyes rolled to the back of your head. 

“That’s my good girl,” Theo declared proudly. “Now fucking take it.”

The pleasure hits you in waves. The sounds that you were both making were absolutely filthy, and you were glad that music was playing in the common room below otherwise the whole of Slytherin house would’ve heard you screaming Theo’s name. 

“You getting close, baby?” Theo grunted as you fluttered around him. You whimpered in response, raking your nails along his back. “I’ll take that as a yes. I want you to cum with me. Can you do that, pretty girl?”

You nodded as Theo’s slender fingers rubbed against your clit, pushing you over the edge. You wrapped your legs around his waist and pulled him closer, cursing as the orgasm hit you both. 

Theo kissed you, swallowing your moans of pleasure as euphoria washed over you. He rode it out, hips stuttering as he finished. The two of you laid in the dark, bodies twined together while your heartbeats synced. 

“Holy fuck,” you said in disbelief. 

Theo chuckled. “That did feel a bit sacrilegious.” 

He rolled over and grabbed his wand, casting a quick scouring charm over the both of you. Thank Merlin for magic.

You rolled over, propping your chin up with one hand. “You want to smoke a cigarette, don’t you?”

Your boyfriend shook his head. “Actually, I was thinking about quitting.” 

Now this was news to you. “Oh? Has all my nagging finally paid off?” 

“Maybe,” he said, shrugging. “I’m just thinking ahead. I don’t want our kids picking up the habit.”

Your eyes widened. “Kids? As in, plural?”

Theo nodded emphatically. “Oh yeah, little Theo Jr. and his brother Mattheo don’t need to be exposed to my smoking.” 

You cocked your head in confusion. “Theo Jr.? Mattheo?”

“Don’t ask. I lost a bet.”

“You better be taking the piss, Teddy.”

He chuckled. “Mostly. I am quitting smoking and I am looking forward to a future with you, our hypothetical children’s names to be further discussed.” 

“You absolute menace of a man,” you said, cuddling him with a wide grin. “I fucking adore you, do you know that?”

“I am stupidly in love with you.” 

You giggled as Theo peppered kisses on your face. “Malfoy’s right. We’re truly revolting.”

“Oh, absolutely vile.” 

Theo tucked you into the crook of his neck and kissed the top of your head. “I wouldn’t have it any other way,” you mumbled sleepily. “I love you, Teddy.”

He pulled you close and smiled. “I love you too, Y/N.”

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Summary: Jay as a husband? Oh, you’re in for a dreamy yet intensely devoted love story. He’s the kind of man who doesn’t just love—you feel his love in every glance, every touch, and every word.

The Protector Who Knows You Better Than Yourself

Husband!Jay isn’t just your husband; he’s your safe place. He notices the smallest things—when you're tired but pretending to be fine, when your mood shifts even slightly, or when you’re overthinking again. He doesn’t ask, "Are you okay?" Instead, he pulls you into his arms and whispers, "You don’t have to tell me, just rest. I got you."

And he really does.

The Effort Never Stops—Even After Marriage

Even after years of being together, Husband!Jay still acts like he’s trying to win you over. Surprise coffee deliveries to your workplace? Check. Random forehead kisses while you’re cooking? Check. A random "You’re the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen" while you’re in your pajamas with messy hair? Always.

Marriage isn’t the end of romance for him—it’s just the beginning.

A Walking Green Flag (but also a Tease 😏)

Husband!Jay is patient, understanding, and supportive, but let’s be real—he’s also the biggest tease.

"Babe, are you blushing?"

"No."

"You totally are."

"Jay, shut up."

"Aw, now you’re getting cute when you're mad too."

But when you give him the look, he immediately goes from teasing menace to obedient puppy.

"Okay, okay, I’ll stop. Love you."

The Husband Who Loves Through Actions

Words mean a lot, but Husband!Jay’s love shines in the way he does things.

Fixing things around the house before you even realize they’re broken.

Making sure your favorite snacks are always stocked.

Pulling you closer in his sleep, as if even in dreams, he needs you near.

Watching your favorite dramas with you, even when he pretends he’s "not that into it" (but ends up ranting about the characters more than you do).

Fights? Oh, He Hates Them (But He’ll Always Fix It)

Husband!Jay isn’t perfect—he gets frustrated, and sometimes, arguments happen. But one thing about him? He hates sleeping with unresolved fights.

If he upset you, he’ll never let you cry alone. He’ll sit beside you, his hand hesitant but warm as he reaches for yours.

"Baby, I was wrong. Can we talk?"

His voice will be softer than usual, eyes filled with regret. He won’t just apologize with words—he’ll prove it with actions.

Because for Husband!Jay, nothing matters more than you.

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💙 Husband!Jay in One Sentence?

A man who makes you feel loved, not just hear it. A best friend, a protector, and a soulmate—all in one.

Tell me, who’s saying no to marrying this man?! 😭💍💕

[lostinlovingrevery]

Hey Van 💞 Not sure if you’re still doing Logan headcanon ideas buuuut I was thinking about Logan taking the reader on a first date.

How would he feel? Where would he want to take the reader? Kiss on the first date? 😏 Would he go through different outfits and panic? I definitely would going out with him LOL

I see him of course trying to play it off acting cool but being SO nervous on the inside lol fluff/smut the choice is yours! Just a thought way too late at night 😆

Sending love and hugs your way! 💕

AHHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE

all the hugs for you Dami!!!! <3

Logan On Your First Date Headcanons!

I actually may do a second post with a scenarios for each Logan variants! <3 <3

when you and logan go on your first date you bet your ASS he's going to be nervous

You're just so pretty, and wonderful, and lovely that he doesn't know what to do with himself.

I don't think he's huge on fashion but the man can pull off anything. he'll want to look nice for you. If he's taking you to a fancy restaraunt, you can expect he'd be dressing up. A nice dress shirt and slacks, and a clean cut blazer. He'll do his hair up. Trim his beard. All the stops. If its something a little more simple, like a coffee date, he'll wear his jeans and flannel, with that classic leather jacket of his. He'll still do his hair and trimming of course

first of all, he's traditional. So expect flowers. He'll probably torture himself trying to find the perfect bunch.

He'll pick you up, even goes to your door and stands all polite holding the bouquet with a hand in his pocket

when you first open it you'd think he was about to explode he looked so nervous, but when you greet him- he gets this big smile on his face, and says hi back, before giving you your flowers.

He'll end up playing it cool for the most night, but is a PERFECT gentleman. He was born in 1800s, he's been around, he knows how to treat a lady (or a fella!)

I think a perfect date for logan would involve riding around the city/town on his motorcycle, maybe a nice walk somewhere scenic. (a boardwalk, walk through a shopping district, a nice park). He's not picky about restaraunts, but depending on how fancy this date is- he'll pick only the best places (unless you have a place in mind)

opens doors for you, holds your hand.

he will definitely get the jitters off and on. Worried about saying the wrong thing, wanting to make sure you're comfortable, that you feel safe with him. Not a lot of people do...

FIRST KISSES

Its so gentle, careful- almost like he thinks he's going to break you just from kissing him. Honestly, I'd swoon SO hard.

He'll smile a bit, pull away for a second, and then kiss you again- with more passion this time. He really likes how you feel on his lips.

Will tug you closer with hands on your hips

Logan doesn't dance, but he will for you. Maybe you ended up in some bar. Rock music playing on the jukebox that barely works unless someone bangs on it every few minutes. One of your favorite songs comes on and you flash him a mischievous smile as you grab his hand and tug him along with you.

Your conversations are endless. Living a long life means Logan has a lot of stories to tell. But really, he likes hearing you talk. You could chatter on for hours, and he'd have that smile on his face as he listens to every word- and resist the urge to kiss you stupid as he watches your lips

logan knows what its like to date. been in the same scene before. there's cues, things you should say, and ask. But with you, it felt so natural. His previous anxieties about it going well will fade away. He doesn't feel the need to hide himself. Being with you will probably get him to open up more than he has with anyone before

throughout the date I feel like he'd hold your hand, kiss the back of it. Hes very genuine about his actions with you.

Big tough guy, he's a total romantic when it comes to you

will pay- even if you insist on splitting the bill. What can i say, he's traditional. He wants to take care of you

at the end of the date, and he takes your home- you're both nervous. There's obvious attractions, maybe you both wouldn't mind taking it to the next level even for a first date, but how do you bring that up?

if you both decided to wait, he'll give you a steamy goodbye kiss at your door- enough to make you want to change your mind. Kiss the back of your hand and tell you goodnight.

lets say the second date doesn't have as much restraint.

NSFW

BUT if you guys do diddle, the devils tango, the jumping circus

he can barely contain his excitement

whether you were friends first, or just met by chance, he hadn't stopped thinking about you and yes that means you're in his head late at night the entire time

theres two ways this could go

its slow at first, no initial moves. Maybe you watch a movie together. you're curled into his side with his arm around you.

it starts the way any first date hookup could start. you make eye contact and he kisses you

soft, testing the waters. When you grab onto his shirt to pull him closer- or maybe you straddle him thats when things become intense.

logan is experienced, he'll let you take the lead though. never wanting to push boundaries or do something to make you uncomfortable- unless you explicitly tell him you want him to take the lead.

he'll worship every inch of you. Constantly whispering how pretty you are. he's looking at you like a goddess while you're riding him.

be telling you the dirtiest shit- tell you how good you're taking his cock. probs get you to watch and see, call you a good girl

his moans are TASTY

youll be screaming his name so much the neighbors will greet him when he leaves the next morning- only to grab the mail for you. old missus johnson will be like "good morning logan" even though they never met before

the second way could be right to the point.

he gives you a sweet kiss- maybe it's meant to be goodbye but you both feel that spark. how can you say goodbye when it feels this good?

you pull him inside. your sweet kiss turns messy and desperate. practically ripping each others clothes off

he picks you up, "what room?" before carrying you to bed, where he'll undo you PERFECTLY

praise is all you'll be hearing that night. will probably break your bedframe- don't worry, he'll pay for it.

either way, he's staying the next day. who cares about work? you were to damn sweet. Will make you breakfast or take you out. Then you both can spend the day together- however you like ;)

[ghostgirl101]

writing for william afton?? Yeah sure I'll get craaaazy ヘ⁠(⁠￣⁠ω⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠) you can write headcanons of anything, really, I just want to hold this man and be extremely and overly affectionate with him (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠) (and and jealousy trope is so aaaaaa you can write something with that, right??? :33)

William Afton/Steve Raglan Being Obsessed With You Would Include...

A/N: Yeap, let's start with obsessive relationship stuff, and then I'll work on a request for jealous headcanons. Hope this is in character, I tried to make it as accurate as I could with what I could work with from the movie. Requests for the FNAF movie are still open if you want me to work on a scenario; just make sure its no smut and platonic or childhood sweethearts for any of the animatronics/missing children 🙃

🐰• Well, good luck getting out of whatever craziness you've somehow gotten yourself into. That's the first thing I'm gonna say ._.

🐰• You probably meet William as "Steve," the careers counsellor who asks a little too many personal questions for it to be strictly business-related, but then, he's got to know who you are to find a job that fits in with your life and personality. He seems normal enough, though there is a slight intensity in the way his eyes linger on you for a beat too long, and his questions become more specific and a bit non-contextual.

🐰• By the end of the interview, he offers you the place of a nightguard at Freddy's, giving you his card with a casual half-smile and going out of his way to show you the ropes. Then you start the job, as oddly unsettling and dark the environment seems, and you think that it's the last time you'll hear from him.

🐰• It's not 😏

🐰• Steve knows a lot about you from your files that he went through before, and from what you told him, and he's got a good memory. He copied all the information down, storing it safely at home, going through pictures and any sources he can find about you in some unplaced interest. William's very calm and calculated, and there's no way he'd be found out unless he let it happen or wanted you to find out for yourself.

🐰• So until he's ready to reveal his dark side completely, which will slip out in little actions and hints when you spend time with him, he's simply Steve Raglan, the relatively normal careers counsellor who keeps checking in on you to see how you're getting on with the job, often going out for a coffee to give you "advice" in his breaks. Anything to pry out more information from you, for him to understand what exactly it is about you that intrigues him.

🐰• Is it because you're unusually pretty? Clever? Quirky? To William, you're just a bit different, maybe a bit childish, or mature and deep, dark-humoured? Whatever it is, it caught his attention, which is a good thing, if you want it... and if it's not, well, you're stuck with it anyway.

🐰• You'll notice quite early on that he's a bit odd himself, maybe a bit invasive, possessive, especially for someone you haven't known for that long. If someone looks over at you for a second too long while you're having coffee with Steve, having a conversation that's veered off of references and employee skills to some personal aspect or interest in your life that he's cracked open. You'll see a shot of something dark pass through his blueish gaze before it passes almost as soon as it comes, and you'll know nothing more about it except never seeing that person again. Just another missing person to add to a list.

🐰• Same with if you happen to be seeing anyone; he's got his own ways to scare people off, and if that doesn't work, he'll be forced to do something a little messier. Again, you won't know a thing about it, and there'll be no proof, no body, no big questions. Suddenly your partner has run off on a job out of the country or broken up with you via text... and Steve will be around to "see how you're doing" and to pick up the pieces when you end up spilling more about what's been going on in your life and exposing more vulnerability. It gives William a rush, in a way, to be needed and ran to and relied on when something goes bad, especially if it's you looking up at him with big pleading eyes. He can only smile and squeeze your hand, not letting go for a long moment as you get yet another drink and finally end up getting somewhere closer to a proper relationship.

🐰• Friends start getting a little distant, past lovers end up disappearing and little conveniences in life become more frequent. Wonder why that is?

🐰• Afton has a great memory, and if you tell him you like something in particular, your favourite show or book, he finds the exact thing by chance in the shop and had to get it for you, just to see your eyes light up and smile thankfully. Or he recorded a new episode of your series for you to watch if you come over on one of the nights you're not working, or he's just finished reading that book, come round to his so you can talk about it some more? He always finds a way to get what he wants, and when it's a person, victim or not, the rule still applies.

🐰• You may not be a victim of violence or murder, but he's got an obsession, an unhealthy desire to watch everything you do, everyone you talk to and in your life. He doesn't name a specific reason for it, doesn't think he needs to, doesn't see the point in it. If you ever catch on to that kind of behaviour, he'll just give you a warm smirk and shrug. "Well, because it's you," is his casual response, though you could swear there's something more behind his eyes. "And I care about you, you know?"

🐰• This is still William Afton though, and for all he can be surprisingly romantic and thoughtful when he thinks to be to see your reaction, he's a sadistic murderer and kidnapper at the end of the day... and it does start to show through. He can be manipulative as we see in the movie, and a bit arrogant, though I don't think he'd outrightly manipulate you. It's more your surroundings and the people you're with. Maybe he'll dig up some dirt on one of your close friends and put it somewhere where you'll find it and cut off the friendship yourself, exactly how he wanted it. And on the occasions when he gets his hands dirty with those types of people, he will get his hands dirty, and enjoys every minute of it. He taunts and mocks them until their dying breath, hating the thought of someone else holding your attention for longer than he can, which only causes more blood to be washed out of clothes and off his skin before you notice.

🐰• I have the idea of William watching you sleep deep in for some reason, since he's affectionate in his own ways, not majorly into PDA or clingy, since he prefers you being the one to run to him. But in the moments when you're not aware that he's around, like when you're sleeping. He'll trace calloused but featherlight fingers across your face, down from your forehead to your cheek and your neck. There's a beat of tensity where you might think he's tempted to do something extreme, something violent, but it passes time and time again. I think the only time William would be tempted to be harsher and forceful is if and when you ever found out about what it is exactly he does, and try betraying him. He wouldn't kill you, nothing like that, but he'd have to lock you away someplace safer...

🐰• But Afton will cross that bridge when he comes to it. For now, it's just an attentive and dependent relationship that William will keep going for as long as he can, accepting any gesture of affection or admiration or any positive attention in general with open arms and a pleased smirk on his face. Life will be pretty easy for you, everything seeming to go your way, and his, he'll make sure of it. And when you finally uncover the truth behind Steve and meet the real William Afton, he'll expect things to stay exactly the same: bloodied hands, spring locks snapping, glowing grey animatronic eyes or not.

[cathy-histories]

HATE ME

Pairing: Jinx/female reader, Jinx/original character

Synopsis: Two broken girls under different circumstances. Jinx and Circe knew each other since childhood, but never liked each other, nowadays they both hate each other and enjoy their constant fights and arguments. If either of them were to develop romantic feelings.... they would never say so.

W.c: 3.3k

A/n: Hello, I hope you like my first publication! English is not my first language so I apologize if you see mistakes and feel free to point them out to me, comment all you want to let me know your impressions <3, I'll be there to answer you.

If you want more stories between jinx and circe let me know in comments, remember that now jinx owes her a date. 😏💖

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The streets of Zaun were exactly the same. The constant twilight clung to every corner of the endless space. The natural light barely filtered through the structures of rusted metals and the industrial pipes towering above the heads of the people, casting a scene that was abandoned and unhealthy.

Jinx's robust black boots slid lazily. She wore a black hooded blanket, hiding her identity from the locals who immediately recognized her. Lately, she hated going out; she would have preferred staying at home setting up new explosive devices for Silco, but he had personally asked her to go see that girl she despised.

The girl hummed a song softly. She expected some action on the way, some idiot trying to stop her and start a fight, but this didn't happen, so she sighed in frustration and theatrically kicked open the rotten wooden door. The door easily moved and fell sideways with a dull thud, while the blue-haired girl let out a mischievous laugh.

"Oops, and I barely used any strength... what a piece of junk" she said, stepping into the dark place and removing her hood to release her long braids that fell behind her back. The girl, sitting a few meters away, used a candle to light a book she was reading on a long wooden counter, barely reacting. Her golden eyes landed on the intruder, and she emitted a half-surprised, half-recognizing groan.

"The crazy one with the braids" she whispered, and in just a few seconds, Jinx was already in front of her, putting her butt near the girl's face as she sat down on the table without permission, wearing a mischievous smile.

"The crazy one with the medicine... Silco wants the usual, Ciri Ciri... so be a good girl and hurry up, because I've got a rocket launcher to make. There are a lot of enforcers to blow up into pieces."

"Don't call me Ciri Ciri. And pay for the door before I shove one of your rockets up your ass" muttered the purple-haired girl in a dull tone, before putting down the book and grabbing the candle to head to the back of the house.

"It's your fault, you should get something better than that rotten wood. What will you do when someone tries to steal your work?" Jinx asked with a false tone of pity as she spun on the table to sit with her legs bent, raising her hands and admiring her painted nails. "Got anything to keep the dye from coming off so easily?"

"Sure, first you pour gasoline all over your hand and then light a match... that makes the polish stick" replied the girl, emerging with a square cardboard box in her hands, and the blue-haired girl burst out laughing.

"Thanks for the advice, Ciri Ciri... I will gladly follow in those footsteps with you close by my side to make us dust." 

"I told you not to call me that" repeated the girl with golden eyes, while she placed the box on the table with indifference, and Jinx now eagerly began to check the contents like an excited child, humming a nursery rhyme.

Medicines, potions, antibiotics, healing agents, and some substances that Silco's adoptive daughter had no idea what they were, but they were on the list, so that was fine for now.

"Have you been using more of that shit?" Circe asked while playing with a strand of her straight hair, not looking directly at her.

"You worried about me? How sweet... I'd kiss you, but I don't want you to fall in love with me, it's such a hassle having so many at my feet" the blue-haired girl laughed playfully, adding a touch of gravity to her tone, trying to sound sensual at the same time.

Circe let go of the strand of hair to look at those eyes that shone amidst the bluish-gray irises, but the dark circles under her skin, which was becoming more pale and almost sickly every day, didn't fool her, so the purple-haired girl laughed.

"You look worse than ever, so don't brag. Are you really Silco's adopted daughter?... because every day you look more like him physically... worn out, skinny, and with a sucked-in face... soon you'll be a skeleton."

"At least I get delicious food from Piltover and have a cool room, while you have to keep living in this hole like the insignificant poor thing you are, eating garbage" Jinx shot back. This was how it always went; once they started, they didn't stop.

"At least I haven't lost my mind or become a psychopathic killer who doesn't even know where she's standing."

"At least I have a father, unlike you, who's completely alone" Jinx smiled, knowing she had hit a very sensitive spot, and a grimace curved on Circe's lips.

"Oh, you have three fathers, don't you, Jinx? Which one do you brag about? The one the enforcers killed, the one you killed, or the one who took you in because he felt sorry for how pathetic you are to keep you as his bitch?"

Then the punch hit the purple-haired girl with enough force to break her jaw. Circe fell backward, and Jinx's gloved hand grabbed her by the neck, lifting her up and pressing the gun she had at her side to the side of her head.

She would kill her, Jinx would. All the pain and rage that had crossed her disturbed mind began to fade at the thought of erasing this girl from existence, a girl she had never tolerated, not even in her childhood, when they stared at each other and Vi invited her to join her group, but she always refused, believing that she was something special when she was just trash like everyone else in the suburban district.

She thought Circe, who was bleeding from the mouth and breathing heavily, would beg her. A cruel smile appeared on the braid-haired girl's face in anticipation, but she didn't get that. The purple-haired girl held her gaze coldly, with that expression of emptiness and resistance that made her furious.

Her index finger was on the trigger, but then Sevika's large hand pushed her just in time, and the bullet hit only a wall.

"What are you doing? You can't kill her. Silco needs the medicine she gives us."

"Another apothecary can be found... because this one is already dead" Jinx was about to shoot again, but Sevika insisted she leave her alone, grabbing her arm and practically dragging her away. The muscular woman with brown skin carried the box on one shoulder and, with her other hand, was dragging the furious girl.

Circe stood up from the floor and looked at Jinx, forming a defiant expression in her eyes, while blood dripped from her mouth down to her chin. 

"Go to your father... go to your master who whistles for you, like the trained dog you are" she whispered. She would have shouted that, she would have done it, fully aware that it would be the final nail in her coffin, but her tone deflated, leaving only a murmur.

Even she didn't know why they provoked each other to the brink of collapse. Circe didn't fear death, nor violence; she had seen too much of it to reject it. She had welcomed it with open arms, like every inhabitant born into this hell.

Perhaps deep down, she longed for it... for someone to kill her and put an end to her life, which lacked meaning beyond serving a man who barely cared for her. But she was obligated to do it, because otherwise, she'd be labeled a traitor. And Circe could be whatever she wanted: a bitch who couldn't shut up, an experienced apothecary who learned medicine and pharmacology from her dead parents, a girl who didn't know how to fight but didn't tremble in the face of blood... but a traitor, never.

That was what anchored her to life... the illusion that her existence still had value. And maybe that's why... she didn't want to die yet.

...

Jinx argued with Silco, who forbade her from killing the girl who was useful to him, and she, frustrated, unloaded that anger on the poor enforcers who were in the way of her plans, in the middle of yet another mission. It had been a delight to shoot them dead, every time she squeezed the trigger while nimbly dodging each burst from their weapons, knocking them down like sacks of potatoes, one by one.

Sevika scolded her for her excessive and unnecessary aggression, but what did it matter? They were enemies, and they were better off dead than alive. And she smiled, fantasizing that one of the people she had shot was Circe.

Sooner or later, she would end it her. They had known each other since childhood. She lived only a few blocks away from the home she had once known with Vi, Claggor, Mylo and Vander. She was the same age as them, but they always argued, and just the thought of looking at her gave Jinx a bad feeling. 

Though, if she dug deeper into her memories, memories perfectly blocked by the passage of time, she could swear that they did play in harmony when they were younger. They had shared food on some occasions, and she had even spent the night with them once when her parents had a violent argument, and she had slept next to the two sisters as if she were a third.

Vi always welcomed anyone in need, just like Vander... and Jinx forced herself to drown out those images, starting to talk to herself with the ghosts that haunted her mind, assuring herself that none of that had happened and that Circe was just an annoyance to eliminate.

However, if the girl with golden eyes was that... why had she kept breathing until now? How many times had she thought the same thing and still hadn't come to any conclusion? That was a mystery.

The next day, Jinx visited her old home, entering the play area where they used to gather to have fun in a warm past that felt distant on the timeline. The small space had been created by them, so everything was improvised and small. The light came in weak but welcoming, the surroundings were dirty from years of disuse; dust covered the boxes they used as tables, the worn mattresses on the floor, old toys, and the machine where Vi practiced her punches to make her fists stronger.

Jinx wandered with unsteady steps, her long braids hanging down her back, looking at everything with the weight of Circe's words entering her mind and exploding into a silent fury. But she soon looked to a corner where there were scattered newspaper pages on the floor. As she approached, she noticed scribbles and drawings made with charcoal. The blue-haired girl crouched down, her arms wrapped around her knees, her chin resting on them. Her hollow eyes were dull as she remembered that, in the past, she had drawn there. Circe had once found some stolen crayons that she had managed to get from her house, and the two of them, that time, had stopped their usual bickering and sarcasm to spend time together. Back then, the purple-haired girl had praised her drawings, and Jinx could even swear she had told her that she had a talent for art.

Jinx's thin fingers with black-painted nails touched the cover of those pages. The drawings were still partially recognizable, although the mold from the humidity had blurred and dimmed some of the details. She had always drawn her monkey bombs, at a time when she still couldn't make them explode.

Then, the abyss of her thoughts was disturbed by the sound of something. Her eyes widened with the expression of a hunter about to take down her prey, as her hands — clad in fingerless gloves — grabbed one of her two pistols and pointed it at the intruder to find Circe standing in front of her. She had her straight hair tied in a high ponytail, her bangs combed forward, but her gaze was as absent as Jinx's had been just moments ago.

"I came to apologize" she said in an indifferent tone, standing completely still with her chin held high.

Jinx's eyes dilated as she stood up to circle her like a wild animal about to capture its prey, taking a few slow steps while continuing to point the gun at her head.

"I don't forgive you"

"I don't forgive you either... Don't play the victim, you were the first to mention my father" she said without moving, showing no emotion. And this bothered the tattooed girl more: seeing someone who wasn't afraid of her. That wasn't fun.

"Are you aware of who has the weapons here, right?"

"I'll make you a proposal... I'll invite you to lunch. After that, you decide whether to kill me or not" suggested Circe, her golden eyes fixed on her former neighbor... her possible childhood friend and, lately, mortal enemy. Neither of them even knew how to name what they were.

Upon hearing that, Jinx burst into laughter. Her cackle echoed through the place as she stepped away and let herself fall onto the remnants of an improvised couch, not letting go of the gun and no longer aiming it. Now she scratched her temple with it, and against all expectations, Circe felt a slight pang of fear, worried that the crazy and stupid girl might shoot herself. It would be a ridiculous and laughable death, but either way, there was concern. Plus, the most likely outcome was that Circe was involved through no fault of her own, and Silco would kill her

"Do you want to move that thing away from your face?"

"Why?... Does it make you nervous?" this time she brought the mouth of the gun under her chin with a twisted smile "Russian roulette"

"In Russian roulette, you only put one bullet in the chamber. Yours is full, idiot"  Circe shot back, and Jinx maintained the good humor that was coming to her.

"How do you know how many bullets I have?"

There was no response. Circe rolled her eyes with a huff, and Jinx sighed before springing to her feet, lowering the weapon for now.

"i told you, I'm too refined to eat the crap from here... Besides... would that be a date?" she mocked, crossing her arms but unable to keep her feet still with her swaying, and Circe tilted her head with a smile.

"Take it however you want... just don't fall in love with me, remember, you want to kill me"

"No problem, I can fall in love and kill you later... you know I don't have a heart. I killed my own family, so why not do it to you?" the girl with gray-blue eyes insinuated with dark humor, but Circe's lips stopped curving into a smile, now showing a more serious expression.

"I already told you, I apologize for my words" she said brusquely, and Jinx burst into laughter.

"You're the least convincing person to apologize, you sound fucking fake"

"You know how I am... besides, I never apologize to anyone" she huffed with pride.

"Well, neither do I" smiled the braided one before putting her weapon back in the holster at her hip and walking alongside her, grabbing her chin that was swollen from the blow yesterday. "Alright, let's eat... let's see if you can make me like you, little vermin." 

The touch hurt the girl with the ponytail, but she endured it well while smiling at her, and they began walking together. Deep down, Circe wanted to return the insult, like she was always used to replying to everything Jinx threw at her, calling her rat, ugly, skeletal, crazy, drug addict, murderer... There was a whole arsenal of vulgar words in her mind that made her tongue itch to throw them like cobra venom, but she kept them to herself.

The bar at The Last Drop was the most appropriate place to go. Both girls sat on stools, leaning against the bar. After Vander's death and Silco's rise, the place had become darker and gloomier. The people who entered sent chills down anyone's spine, and danger was palpable everywhere.

The girls had distilled liquor alongside a plate of meat stew. They had no idea what the meat was — they usually used rats — but Circe still ate it eagerly. Jinx on the other hand, was just playing with her food, not looking at it with disgust — not that it bothered her, it always brought back memories of her past, when this was a delicacy — but she observed it with indifference as she went for the liquor.

"Rat meat... ideal for you" she whispered with a smile, but the girl with golden eyes didn't pay attention, devouring every last bit of broth from her plate.

"Really, I'm in the presence of Piltover's elite... I've seen you eat worse things, so go show off to someone else, but not with me" she said before asking for a chili soaked in vinegar, eating it like a delicacy.

"What a fucking disgust" Jinx whispered before taking another sip of liquor, "All that spicy and sour stuff will tear your stomach open."

"Well, at least I don't consume Shimmer... worry about your own health" Circe shot back after finishing it all and looking at her guest's plate, "I'm paying for this, so eat it."

"Forget it... I won't eat rat meat from the sewers when my palate has already tasted the delicacies from the city of progress... spiced meat, fish fillets, poultry... nothing like this" suddenly, Jinx grabbed the plate and spat on it. "Well... it was a nice invitation."

"You bitch" growled Circe before standing up and trying to slam the full plate into her face. Food was sacred, and the purple-haired girl wasn't going to let it go. The two struggled, and with a kick to the stomach, Jinx sent Circe flying back, the plate flying and landing on the head of a man who didn't look friendly... and he wasn't alone.

The two girls exchanged a glance before running out of there, with the gang following closely behind. The girl with yellow eyes wasn't good at running and didn't have much agility; she almost lost her balance at an intersection until she felt Jinx's hand grip her wrist, pulling her into a hole in the city wall. The space was very narrow, but Circe pressed her back against the wall while Jinx squeezed in front of her, feeling their breaths sync up. She could feel the despicable girl's body pressed against her front torso, and they looked at each other, realizing they were very close. Too close.

Before Circe could open her mouth, Jinx's hand covered it, stopping her from making any sound, while she pressed a finger to her lips with a "shh."

Circe didn't even know why she felt heat, or why they were working so hard to hide when Jinx was armed and could easily repel the gang. Yet, here they were, closer than they ever expected. And when the sound of their pursuers' heavy footsteps faded, Circe pushed Jinx away with force, getting her off as if she had burned her, not even realizing her cheeks were flushed.

"Idiot!"

"You started it... you threw the plate, food is sacred, you don't do that" the blue-haired girl excused herself with a laugh, and the other girl's hands clenched into fists at her sides.

"Why didn't you show them your weapons? They would've figured out you work for Silco."

"Because that wouldn't have been fun... instead, this... this was fun" Jinx mocked, feeling satisfaction at seeing Circe's flushed cheeks from indignation and her eyes shattered with fury. No longer did she see emptiness, she saw emotion. And with that, she felt avenged, "The invitation was great... next time, I'll invite you... see you later, Ciri Ciri."

One of Jinx's lined eyes closed in a mischievous attempt that made Circe give her a disgusted look. The silence was only broken by the adopted daughter of Silco's laugh as she walked away, and the girl with golden eyes watched her disappear into the constant mist of the city. Then she put a hand to her chest... and only at that moment did she realize.

How much her heart was beating... and she hated it. She cursed herself to the bones for it.

[thethingsidolmao]

What Kind of Boyfriend Would SEVENTEEN Be? 💘✨

Meet the boyfriends!!

S.COUPS

S.Coups would be the ultimate protector—the kind of boyfriend who holds your hand in public, makes sure you eat properly, and lowkey glares at anyone who looks at you for too long. He’d be super affectionate, always wrapping an arm around you or pulling you into tight hugs. Expect long heart-to-heart talks, lots of forehead kisses, and a boyfriend who will always put you first.

💖 Pros: Super loyal, always takes care of you, will fight for your happiness ⚠️ Cons: Might get a little jealous, but only because he loves you so much

JEONGHAN

Jeonghan would be the ultimate flirt—teasing you endlessly but making sure you know you’re the only one for him. He’d steal your hoodies, play pranks on you, and then act innocent when caught. But when he’s serious, he’d spoil you with soft words, gentle kisses, and the best advice.

😏 Pros: Always keeps things exciting, super affectionate when he wants to be 😂 Cons: Loves pranks—you might never be safe

JOSHUA

Joshua is the boyfriend who remembers everything—your favorite coffee order, how you like your blankets arranged, even the exact way you take your ramen. He’d always be holding doors open, giving you forehead kisses, and sending you random texts just to say he loves you. Dates with him? Think romantic walks, coffee shop dates, and surprise gifts just because.

🌟 Pros: Super caring, always makes you feel loved, lowkey poetic ⚠️ Cons: Might make you cry with how sweet he is

JUN

Jun would be the most adorable and touchy boyfriend. He’d always be holding your hand, hugging you from behind, and randomly kissing your cheek. He loves making you laugh and would probably dance goofily in the middle of the street just to see you smile. Dates would be spontaneous and fun, and he’d always be down for deep convos at 3AM.

🥰 Pros: Super fun, always down for an adventure, best cuddler ⚠️ Cons: Might be really busy, so you will miss him

HOSHI

Hoshi would be your personal sunshine—always texting you good morning, dragging you out for fun dates, and hyping you up 24/7. He’d shower you with compliments, hold your face when he kisses you, and get adorably jealous if you don’t pay attention to him. Expect random dance parties, over-the-top “I love you”s, and a boyfriend who makes every day brighter.

🐯 Pros: High energy, never boring, loves you endlessly ⚠️ Cons: Might accidentally wake you up just to say “I love you"

WONWOO

Wonwoo would be the boyfriend who doesn’t talk a lot but shows his love in the most meaningful ways. He’d remember the little things, make you feel safe, and read books with you on quiet afternoons. He’s not one for PDA, but when you're alone, he’d hold you so tight you’d never want to leave.

📖 Pros: Thoughtful, comforting presence, gives the best hugs ⚠️ Cons: Might take a while to open up, but once he does—he’s all yours

WOOZI

Woozi would pretend not to be super romantic, but his actions say otherwise. He’d write songs about you, sneak in small kisses when no one’s looking, and get flustered if you compliment him too much. He’s super dedicated to his work, but you’d always be his #1 priority.

🎵 Pros: Super loyal, incredibly talented, secretly super soft ⚠️ Cons: Workaholic—might need reminders to take breaks

DK

DK would be the happiest boyfriend ever. He’d compliment you every single day, send voice notes of him singing “I love you,” and do anything to make you smile. If you’re sad? He’s already bringing your favorite snacks and cuddling you until you feel better.

🌞 Pros: Always lifts you up, full of love, your #1 cheerleader ⚠️ Cons: Might need reassurance that you feel the same (but that's easy)

MINGYU

Mingyu is the boyfriend who tries his best to impress you but always ends up being a little clumsy. He’d attempt to cook for you, only to set off the smoke alarm (but the food tastes good). He’s super affectionate, always hugging you, kissing your forehead, and wrapping you in his big arms.

🐶 Pros: Always sweet, loves showing affection, will do anything for you ⚠️ Cons: Big baby when he’s sick, might need supervision

THE8

The8 would be the effortlessly cool boyfriend who always knows the best cafes, the best outfits, and the best ways to make you feel special. He’d be super gentle, full of wisdom, and always take you on creative dates.

🎭 Pros: Super stylish, deep thinker, always making sure you feel appreciated ⚠️ Cons: Might stare at you intensely just because he finds you fascinating

SEUNGKWAN

Seungkwan would be the most caring boyfriend ever. He’d text you all day, buy you snacks when you’re sad, and always remind you how amazing you are. He’s super emotional, so if you cry, he’s crying with you while hugging you tight.

💙 Pros: Always supportive, super fun, hypes you up 24/7 ⚠️ Cons: Might roast you for fun, but only because he loves you

VERNON

Vernon would be the effortlessly cool boyfriend who makes everything feel comfortable. He’d never pressure you to be anyone but yourself, and he’s big on deep convos and just vibing together.

🎧 Pros: Super chill, no drama, loves deep convos ⚠️ Cons: Might zone out mid-convo, but he swears he’s listening

DINO

Dino would be the playful, high-energy boyfriend who’s always planning fun dates and hyping you up. He’d make you laugh all the time and send the cutest texts.

🦖 Pros: Always fun, super affectionate, will dance just for you ⚠️ Cons: Might be funnier then you (but you love it anyway)

[lemotmo]

https://www.tumblr.com/lemotmo/776032832624705536/ali-posted-this-ask-i-think-its-finally-sinking

Ok so it's not just me going crazy feeling like both of them pulled away from the fandom.

Like we had them liking buddie Halloween art and costumes and then suddenly 8A ended and it was like poof.

Buddie fandom. Who's that. Never heard of them lol.

But I guess it makes sense they would want to get some boundaries set up. They are going to be getting a lot of attention for sure.

But then I go around and around in my head on it because it's so clear from what we've seen like how much Oliver has wanted to engage with the fandom but couldn't/wouldn't because he didn't wanna be accused of queerbaiting when it wasn't going to happen. That now if it is you'd think he'd be wanting to engage even more instead of pulling back. So it just confuses me 😂

Well, I think this one is two-fold:

First, Lou and the Tommy fandom crossed too many lines and boundaries over the last year to the point where the show and ABC had to step in and take action.

They had to block some of these people on the official Instagram account for God's sake. That is not normal behaviour. And while I'm sure that they have had to block some more extreme Buddie fans in the past, it's nothing compared to droves of crazy people spamming each official post with inane and nonsensical hashtags about T and BT. Or them sending the showrunner, actors and crew crazy DMs about a fictional ship.

Lou made his unhinged cameos which really put Oliver in a tight spot. He got the brunt of the BT shit dumped on him, because Lou was talking to his side of the fandom and telling them his insane headcanons and lies, while Oliver didn't interact with the BT fans at all. The reason why Oliver didn't interact with these fans is because he knew that BT wouldn't last. He has spoken up before on the fact that he refused to bait people with a ship. But these people just didn't understand that and started blaming everyone under the sun (showrunners, actors and Buddie fans alike) for being homophobic and biphobic. We all do remember the crazy 4-hour long podcast where a few Tommies trashed Oliver, right?

Then there is the insane Ryan hate they keep advocating. They keep spewing out the most racist vile shit about the man. They question him being a good father and some of these people were actually talking about 'deporting' him out of the country. How is that normal???

So of course this will have consequences for the show and the actors. The actors have seen the darker side of fandom and have wisely stepped away and distanced themselves from that. It's natural and normal that they will be more cautious from here on out to interact with fans.

Second, Oliver has never shied away from openly telling people that he's all for Buddie happening. And just a couple of months ago, during 8a, in an interview with PinkNews, he openly talked about Buddie. So I don't think he's pulling away entirely here.

Buddie is happening in 8b, that much is clear. So obviously they want to build up the suspense around that. It's logical that they'll stay away from the Buddie-talk for a while up until the moment when it will be revealed that Buck's confusion in 7x04 was never really about Tommy, but about Eddie. (Oh sweet vindication! 😏)

So I do think that, as soon as it will become clear that Buddie is happening, both Oliver and Ryan will be more open towards the fandom again. They might not have crazy joint interviews anymore where they reveal how they send each other edits and how they cry in the shower over them. But I do think they'll discuss the fandom in a more appreciative way and that they might again like some fanart and stuff online.

They know very well just how long we've been patiently waiting on the sidelines for Buddie to finally happen. Hell, they have been waiting for the same amount of time as us. They know exactly how we feel.

So in conclusion, they have put up some healthy boundaries, which was absolutely necessary. But I don't believe for one second that Oliver and Ryan aren't impatiently waiting on the sidelines until they can FINALLY talk openly about the Buddie-elephant in the room. 😄

Soon you guys. Soon. 🙌

[immedealwithit9855]

CookOut with the Turtles

Bayverse Turtles X The Muses

4th of July Special

4th of July, ya'll. Lets do this right. I tried to put a lot into this because I'm not sure its been done yet. At least in this fashion. Anyway, It's the 4th of July and we got some hungry ladies and hungry turtles. Let's get these terrapins outta the sewers and into more open spaces. The cook(s) may surprise you. Please, Enjoy😏😎

Warning: Comedy, Drama, Music, Spicy moments, Bickering, Shenanigans, Flashes, Fireworks, Flames, Fluff, Very LONG

The sun was shining, birds chirping, and the excitement was definitely flowing as the turtles and the Muses rode in the girl's new and improved jet headed to a mansion out in the country. Mikey, Dinah, and Kenzi danced in the aisles, twirling and doing tricks, excited about getting out and about to stretch their legs, eat big, and have a large amount of fun.

Raphael and Alopex lounging, having their make out session out of view of their siblings. He grasped her juicy behind, helping her roll her hips on his groin.

"Good thing these seats warp into beds, huh?" She whispered, guiding his hands to her breasts. He licked his lips.

"I think I like dis jet already." He sinks his head into her chest, she holds him tight, caressing his scalp.

Leonardo and Donatello were busy checking on April and the others who escorted Splinter in their vehicle to the mansion. Leonardo talked to Kenzi and the Chief regarding the area, making sure their is no one around to see 4 mutant turtles along with their mutant rat father. He's been told many times that its alright. Even showing him a photo along with the map of the property.

Dinah takes a load off to check in on Leonardo while Donatello went to the cockpit to get a good eye view.

"How are you feelin,' Sweety?" She asked, wrapping her arms around his biceps.

"Cautious. You know me. I don't just protect a city, I protect my family too." He explains, stroking her hands.

"I know. You always do a phenomenal job. You and your brothers." She purred, using her tail to stroke his cheek. Kenzi heard them talking and jumped in.

"Yes, indeed. With the crime rate going down lately, don't you think its appropriate to have a family get-together?" Kenzi chimes, planting her cheek against Leo's. "When's the last time you celebrated the 4th of July with a Big Bang?"

Leonardo knew the answer to that question, but what do you expect? The guy has been protecting the city for so long, hes hardwired in it. He's had a lot of pent up frustrations. Training aggressively. Constantly meditating. Even boning Dinah just to get more action. (Though she loves it when hes forceful sometimes).

Alopex managed to separate from Raph to add a few words of her own.

"Ma, insisted we have the get-together. We've worked so hard and succeeded on many different occasions protecting the city and doing some undercover work. We need this, from one leader to another, I think you would agree."

Alopex too was hesitant. Yet, she also wanted to use this time to bond with everyone. The area was perfect for all of them due to being out in the country with little to no neighbors. Giving the turtles and Muses free range to let their tails hang loose and scales some good sunlight.

Leonardo gave Alopex a stern face, she was unmoved. He won't admit it, but he knew she was right. He'd been moody lately and it was time to fix that. Alopex's eyes bugged out and she let out her wolf whine, making everyone jolt. Apparently Raphael was getting impatient, pulling her back into his clutches by her tail. "I didn't say we were done, did I?" He gruffed, tightening his grip. She said her final words to Leo.

"Just....uhhh.....try to loosen up, Fearless. It ain't easy but..... aaahhh. Just try!" She squeaked as Raph pulled her back to him to continue his love making.

Kenzi and Mikey were getting the idea. Mikey dragging Charlie off to the washroom, while Kenzi went to the cockpit where Donnie and her nanobots were located. Dinah straddled Leo's lap, her cat eyes doing a dance with his sparkling blue eyes. She placed a digit beneath his chin.

"Come on, Fearless. This Kitty needs tamed." Taking her tank off to reveal a rather adorable nude colored bra. He watched her shimmy for him, rolling her body, snaking her fingers through her dreads, enticing him. He just stared, loving how his woman is pleasing him, looking like a frickin' model in the process (which she was). They were still clothed from the waist done, but it felt delicious dry humping in the seat. He started churring, cupping her breasts in his large hands, biting his lower lip.

"That's feels so good, just a little more!" He mouthed to her. The look on her face reminded him of the time they were both in heat. So wild.

"Okay." She smiled when he pressed a button on his armrest leaning his seat back a little bit so they can get more frictions. They quirked their brows at each other as they held each other's hands and kept going.

😏😏😏

Raphael and Alopex were 5 rows up and 4 seats over and away from Leonardo and Dinah. He could not help his cravings as Raph had her on her back, covering her in an onslaught of kisses. He trailed them down to her neck and she let loose.

"Right there, Baby. Aaaahhhh!" She moaned softly. His pout pretty much surrounded the pulse of her neck, she felt him about to bite her when she placed a hand on his lips.

"Whats wrong?" Confused to why she just bopped his mouth shut.

"Chill with the biting. Ma and Splinter are gonna be there and I don't wanna have to use make-up to cova up ya crime!" She laughed at the last part, he smirked. The last thing he wanted was a death glare from the Chief and a smack from Splinter.

"Aight." He sat up, grips her hips and slams her core against his lower plastron, she shook at the vibrations. "I'm gettin' my humps in now, I gotchu later Babe!" He warned.

"I'll be waiting." He leans forward surrounding her with his large form, pressing his chest against her breasts as they made out.

🫢🫢🫢

Donatello was looking over some of the controls, making sure everything was intact and functioning well. Kenzi didn't mind, to her it meant his brain wanted to explore flying air crafts. Especially one she created. Her nanobots did well flying the jet to which he complimented each one.

While Donnie went on his hologram screen ejected from his wrist gear, Kenzi came to his side and ran her hands over his crotch. He gasped, looking at her then at her nanobots driving the plane.

"No hanky panky in the cockpit, Love!" He teases, her caresses intensified.

"Finish up and come to the galley. You look like you need a snack." She winked, feeling his hips roll from her touches. She always had this affect on him, developing a lot of hip action from being with her so many times.

He scrolled the screen from his wrist to check the security system back at home. He's been updating a lot lately so no one could intrude the lair while they were away. He even checked the girl's security system at their bases in New Jersey and New York with Alopex's permission. After confirming the lair and bases were locked tight, he put his screen away and made his way to the galley to tend to his sexy cheetah lady. What he found was not what he expected.

She was leaned against the small table in the corner, sporting a long, Grey tank top, stopping an inch above the knee. She looked him over, using her tail to motion for him to come closer. He adjusted his pants before walking over. He towered over her, taking in her beauty and charm. Her skin so smooth and chewable. Dreadlocks draped over one shoulder, just how he likes it.

"Can I get you anything, sir?" He licked his lips, taking in her lavender vanilla body wash. He traced his hands from her shoulders, down her arms, over her belly, toying with the hem of her tank. He inched his lips towards her ear.

"It's alright. I'll help myself!" He coos, getting down on his knees to meet her dripping core. She had no underwear on whatsoever, wondering if Charlie's antics are rubbing off on her. No matter, he was getting his snack. He licked a streak from her hole to her twitching pearl. He kissed her thigh.

"You smell so good." He dug back into her again, his meat pressing hard against his zipper. She rolled against his face, massaging his scalp.

"Ooooh, Donnie. You're the beautiful one, honey. So sexy, mmm hmm. Ahh!" She was gone as he sped up, eating her out. They were nsync as she rolled and he followed her hips. He snaked his hands to her face, caressing her cheeks with his thumbs. His touch made her drip and he caught it.

'I Love her so much, its crazy!'

🤤🤤🤤

Charlie and Michaelangelo were in the washroom, sucking tongues like Popsicles. The smacking making even them blush. She gasped as Mikey yanked her jacket off of her, kissing and licking her neck. She had other plans, shoving him against the wall, undoing his pants, giving him her hungry eyes.

"I see you, girl. Want some turtle meat?" He whispers, sucking her lower lip.

"Yeah, Baby. I do!" She didn't waste anytime, getting down on her knees, sucking his tip, then sinking his girth down her throat. He grit his teeth in pleasure at the tightness. He watched in lust as she gave him head. Whimpering as her tongue, swirled around his shaft so loosely

"You give the best head, Vixy. I Love you so much!"

She released him with a wet pop, stroking his beef, while groping her chest,"I Love You too, Mikey Baby. Let me hear how much you love it!"

She continued bobbing him, his moans and whimpers making her wet. She wanted him inside her so badly.

As the jet filled with the smell of lust, time proved to be their greatest enemy. All the dry humping, rustling, slamming, and smacking came to an abrupt halt as Kenzi's nanobots came on the loud speaker.

"Attention you sex crazed, face sucking, lust buckets! We have approximately 5 minutes until landing!"

Everything stopped, Raph and Dinah hoisted themselves up, Charlie released Mikey just as he was about to come, Donnie slid his tongue out of Kenzi's cooch and looked up at her.

"Very 'professional.' Am I to understand that you programmed that nanobot with one of your sister's personalities?" Donnie stood up, closing her legs. She sheepishly shrugged.

"Yeah. That's Dinah and Charlie in one. Probably not a wise choice on my part. Alopex is gonna kill me!" She nervously responds.

"I should!" Alopex's voice causing her and Donnie to straighten up. Dismissing her obviously rugged appearance from her most activities.

'These 2 have too much sex for me! Then again.....' Her thoughts interrupted by an equally annoyed Leonardo.

"Don't start! We land soon. Lets get the stuff ready and meet the others." Leonardo growled, not wanting to have to break up another senseless fight over a nanobot's added features.

They all fixed themselves up, the guys adjusting their clothes and gear, the girls fixing their hair and outfits. They were all assigned to gather the stuff they packed for the party. It was stressed to bring extra seating because these turtles are not small whatsoever and they need someplace to sit.

Kenzi gets a call from Chief. Letting them all know her, April, Vern, Casey, and Splinter have already arrived and setting the place up for them.

"Did you bring the BoomBox?" Kenzi asked, flailing her tail about.

"Yes. And those state of the art speakers I've found tucked away in my closet. All thats left is the 8 of you." Kenzi smiled at her mother's happy voice. She enjoys spending time with her and with their family growing at such a rapid pace, this cookout was gonna be a blast. Literally.

The jet landed smoothly, a few feet away from the mansion, the items were ready and all parties came out ready to set up. Charlie saw Splinter, warping into her fox form rushing over to get hugged. She loved him so much, that made Mikey just as happy to be with her. He too ran over to hug Chief and April. Alopex and Dinah were carrying the cooler out of the jet to place it near the seating area. Leonardo and Raphael caught this, agitated. Walking over snatching the cooler away from them.

"What's your malfunction, Leonardo?" Alopex raised her hands up in annoyance.

"Yeah, ya really wanna start with me today? It's the 4th of July, dude!!" Dinah hissed.

The guys looked at each other, chuckling.

"Easy Kitty. We just helpin' out." Raph grumbled, not interested in having petty quarrels with Dinah.

"You are ladies. You shouldn't be carrying heavy loads like that. You got us. We'll take care of the heavy lifting." He says this with a smile, making Dinah sigh.

"Oh Leonardo, you're so dreamy!!!!" Dinah cooed, sounding like a prissy teenage cheerleader with the hots for the quarterback, twirling her tail and twiddling her dreads. Leonardo rolled his eyes, snickering.

"Aww. Look at ya'll bein' gentlemen. Splinter didn't just raise worthy warriors, but fine gentlemen." Her compliment made even Donnie snort as he walked pass with the extra tables. Alopex sneakliy pinched Raph's behind as she ran pass. He mentally promised he would get her back.

"Who says chivalry is dead?" Leo chimes as he entered the pool area and began setting up. They laughed it off and made it to the others. Kenzi instructed her nanobots to scout the area to make sure theres no hunters or animals that may be a threat to the party. They gave a nod, zipping off into the wooded area.

Everyone greeted each other, with Vern being a little too friendly with the girls, putting the turtles in a territorial stage.

"He wouldn't dare! Would he?"

"Nah man. Vern knows we'd rip his wings off! Wannabe Falcon!" Raph and Donnie high three at the notion.

🤨🤨🤨

Everything was set up, everyone was present, there was only one thing remaining.

"Alright. Whose cooking?" Chief asked. Immediately hands went up. Kenzi, Charlie, Mikey, and Casey? Charlie and Kenzi gave each other death glares. April didn't think Casey was capable of cooking let along boiling water.😆

"You can put ya hand down, ain't no way you're cookin,' chick!" Charlie lashed, Leonardo and Donatello sighing on the side to yet another sibling battle. Questioning themselves if they were any better. Or worse.

"Excuse me!!!!! I mastered more than just science and inventions. I cook better than Gordon Ramsay! And that guy sucks!" Kenzi hissed, Casey feeling the sting from that comment.

"Yeah, sure. Like you cooked up that formula you were gonna make us take to get rid of our hay fever!?" Dinah jumped in. The girls bickering was so ridiculous, even Chief felt embarrassed.

"That was a fluke! Besides, who taught you how to cook?" Kenzi clapped at Charlie.

"Who taught the 3 of you how to swim?" Charlie barked, putting all their business out there, April couldn't help but look at Alopex. 'Aww, her younger sister taught her how to swim! Thats so sweet!'

"That's enough! I should've known you would start this. Which is why Splinter and I have decided on who is in charge of what." Chief barged in, ceasing the noise, making everyone wonder what exactly shes getting at.

"There is a total of 13 mouths to feed here. Each of us have different tastes to which we have to accommodate. Which is why we've asked Alopex and Donatello to bring a variety of food before hand for this special occasion. Your assigned dishes are as such." As Splinter went over the groups tasks, Donnie and Kenzi recalled their gifts for Mikey and Alopex. While everyone whined, Donnie pulled Alopex outside to the tortuga truck along with Kenzi and Mikey.

"I created a special gift for you for the occasion. Mikey's is outside too." Donnie chimed, coaxing Alopex to use her tail to cover her eyes. Kenzi had to use her tail to cover Mikey's eyes because he kept wanting to see. They made it to the truck. There was a basement door on the side where the tortuga truck was parked, Mikey's gift was brought up ahead of time, placed in the basement.

Alopex and Mikey's eyes were still covered as their gifts were prepped. Kenzi and Donnie couldn't be anymore proud as they had them look.

Alopex face sunk as Donnie showcased a skeet shooting machine. He's been studying her thoroughly and got a few ideas from Kenzi, this piqued Alopex's interest. Punching her fist in the air when she remembered to bring her good guns. Mikey was acting out when he seen the gift Kenzi made for him. A very large pizza making oven for outdoor use. He was looking it over, hooting at the many features. What he loved most was that he can make any size pizza he wanted. In his and his brother's case, XXL pizzas.

"Sis! You got this for me? This is insane! Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!" He cheered, lifting Kenzi off the ground and twirling her around in excitement. She giggled, happy Mikey loved his gift. As she explained how she created it, Alopex placed a hand on Donnie's shoulder after he set up the skeet shooting machine.

"This is an amazing surprise. I didn't take you to be the type to go to such lengths for an occasion." She teases, tickling his snout with her tail.

"You're related to the woman I love. That makes you my sister, too. Therefore, I love you as much as I love her, Dinah, and Charlie. You're family." The way he said it was unlike what hes ever spoke to her, impressed with how far hes come with expressing himself. He explained how he found it in the dump in great condition, picked it up and ticketed with it until it was perfected. She wasn't fazed with him getting it from the garbage because Charlie and Kenzi dumpster dive all the time. Alopex turned towards him. "Thank you, Donnie. I love my gift and I'll be utilizing it thoroughly." He smiled.

"We better get back in before Charlie eats all the food." Kenzi announces. They all rush back into the house.

"What do you think Mikey will do?" Donnie muttered, imagining Mikey and Casey competing in an eating contest.

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With the food prepped and ready to grill, boombox and extra tables set up, grill ready, outdoor games ready, music bumping, it was time to party. Leonardo, Casey, Vern and 3 of Kenzi's humanized nanobots played with the frisby outside the fence. Alopex, Charlie, and Kenzi along with some more nanobots had a shoot off with the skeet shooter. After wards a few of the ladies went inside the mansion getting dressed for the pool and doing some indoor cooking while Mikey, Splinter, and Dinah worked the grill. Mikey was told to save the pizza oven for later.

"Wow Master Splinter, I didn't know you could cook! You grilled that shark to perfection, I can't wait to try it!" Dinah chimed, mouth watering at the sight of the juicy shark meat.

"Yeah, Dads an awesome cook. His specialty is seafood." Mikey nudges Dinah's shoulder. Given shes half feline, she'd love his father's cooking.

Splinter appreciated the compliment and the opportunity to serve others besides his sons. "Thank You. I've been inspired by you ladies along with an animated movie about a French rat who also cooks."

Chief and Dinah looked at one another and smiled. Thinking simultaneously,'Ratatouille.' Dinah also thought he wasn't really the type to watch animations.

'Well, Anyone can cook. Imagine if he watched Soul Food. Or Man Vs Food.'

Raphael and Donatello were in the tartuga truck, collecting the extras along with Alopex's shot guns and Charlie's revolver to up the ante for the skeet shooting contest. This gave them a chance to bond a little.

"How's it goin' wit' you and Kenzi?" Raph was gathering Alopex ammo box she asked them to keep in their truck temporarily.

"Great. It's like we're getting closer and closer by the day. I'm starting to believe I can't be without her." He admits, adjusting some wires in the ceiling. Raph was unplussed by his young brother's forwardness. He was always the nerd who seemed married to his work. Since he met Kenzi, almost everything with him changed. Raphael was happy for him.

"What about you and Alopex?" Raph chuckled at the question, wondering if hes serious. 'You should already know!'

"Smooth like lotion, man. Shes just......not what I was expectin,' ya know."

Donatello knew right away he asked the wrong question. He knew as well as anybody how well it's going with him and Alopex. Every now and then, they talk about the girls. They've experienced so much together. This party has the potential of being on the top of the list. Donnie pat him on the shoulder.

"We're some lucky turtles." They both agreed, discussing tonights events and a surprise coming later tonight. They gathered the items and headed back to the pool area.

Meanwhile the girls were giggling and chatting it up themselves. Enjoying the spacious mansion with a huge living room with a couch, love seat, flat screen TV with the big kitchen right there where they can see everything. Complete open concept.

"I am so glad we're finally doing this. Thank You, ladies." April says, hugging Kenzi and Alopex.

"We should be thanking you. Allowing us to take your gorgeous family to this whole new world outside of New York." Kenzi says, spinning April around.

"Yeah, we know how difficult it was to bring Splinter along to these types of outings at his age. Our mom is no different." Alopex explains, strapping her swimsuit on.

"The best part: He's grilling!!!!! I'm dying to eat his dishes." Kenzi cheers dramatically, the girls couldn't agree more. Even April was amazed with Splinter's skill. He did have to feed 4 growing turtles.

"Can't wait til it gets dark. Thats when things get crazy." Charlie chimed, dancing on the couch in a lewd manner. Alopex coaxing her to get down and put her swimsuit on. April and Kenzi looked around the kitchen at the food and started wondering.

"Wifey 3, do you think we made too much? I mean, its 13 of us." April cringed at the thought of eating all that food, also noticing the 2 large bowls of potato salad. Kenzi reassured her of one detail,"We got 4 large turtles, one of them being a complete food fanatic. I'm sure we can manage."

Charlie was feeling antsy so she runs upstairs to one of the rooms to get a good view of Mikey keeping a good eye on the food. She saw Chief, Dinah, Vern, Casey, and Leonardo were being entertained by Splinters tricks while cooking at the grill. The scene could make a grown man cry. She saw Mikey taking a break and called his cell. He answers.

Michaelangelo: Hey Babe. You okay?

Charlie: Yeah, I'm okay. I'm in one of the windows. Check this out!

He finds the window she was standing in and watched in complete amusement as Charlie pulled the top of her swimsuit down, flashing her boobs in the window for Mikey to see. Luckily no one saw her as they were distracted by Splinter's spatula performance.

Charlie: (laughter)

Michaelangelo: So Beautiful!!!!

"What's beautiful?" Donnie asked, walking towards Mikey. Charlie quickly used her invisibility and went back downstairs to the others. Mikey hung up the phone.

"Uhh......The pizza oven, man. Can't wait to use it later. And its all mine! Hehe!" He laughed it off. He didn't like lying, but he wasn't gonna tell his brother his girl just flashed him.

Vern started talking up how he can't wait to see the girls in their swimsuits. Saying how it's an honor to be out in such an amazing area. Then he suggested checking on the girls to which Raphael, grabbed his shoulder sitting him right down on the couch.

"Naw, we got dis, Falcon. Master Splinter may need an extra set of hands to carry the food in." Raphael gruffed, Leo motioning for his brothers to follow. One would think Vern would get the message yet he continues to flirt with the girls.

Dinah followed suit so she could change into her swimwear and assist with the other cooking. Splinter and Mikey were at the grill finishing up, letting them all know they'll bring the food in when hes finished.

Kenzi's nanobots were walking about the perimeter. She gave them instructions to help Splinter and Mikey bring the food in when their done.

The guys went into the house and were met with the sexiest sight they've ever seen.

Kenzi was sitting on the couch in her pretty yellow bikini, purple shawl, with white gladiator sandals. Charlie just came downstairs wearing her magenta onesie, large sun hat, orange flip flops. Alopex was in the kitchen preparing the dishes in her green bikini sporting a red shawl, and black shades, Raphael thinking about changing the menu when she lowered them to wink at him. Dinah gave Leonardo a wink before retreating upstairs to change.

Raphael was getting tempted,"Need some help there, Babe?"

Charlie caught the vibe, walked over to the kitchen, and swiftly pulled out a meat cleaver. "Come into this kitchen and I will chop you up!"

"Are all chicks this aggressive in da kitchen?" Raph quips, backing away from the Wild Thing of the group.

"Easy sis, your Wild Side is showing." Donnie warned.

"Does it look pretty?" She asked, making a sultry face.

"No. Now put that thing down before you have another slip!" Alopex growls, snatching the large blade out of her sister's clutches.

It was an amazing and hilarious time as they all talked and laughed. Charlie warping into her fox form, pouncing on Leonardo and Raphael. Mikey trying to sneak bites from the dishes laid out on the counter, getting swatted by Kenzi who was finishing the rest of the food. Chief keeping an eye on Splinter, Mikey, Vern, and Casey. April giving herself a tour of the mansion. Then, of all things to happen. The girls get into it again.

"DON'T PUT ALL THAT SALT IN THAT POTATO SALAD!!!!!" Alopex yelled. Chief letting out an audible exhale to her daughter's drama. 'So it begins. Quarrel City!'

"It's Pink Himalayan Salt. It's good for you!" Kenzi clapped, adding another teaspoon.

"Here they go again! Get married already!!!" Raphael jumped in, Dinah was just coming downstairs wearing her black and blue bikini, tying her dreads up, sporting her cute high heels, rolling her eyes at the drama between her sisters.

'She looks good in heels.' Leonardo mind betraying him once again as he took in Dinah's style.

"You always tryin' to one up on me sis! What's up wit, dat?" Kenzi hissed.

"One up on who? Ain't no competition!" Alopex retorted.

"Wifey 1 and Wifey 3, Stop It!" April says, she hated it when the girls fought. And its over food! Donnie and Leonardo were agitated that the girls were bickering, hoping they stopped before Splinter comes in. Mikey and Charlie were having a field day over the quarrel.

"Whatever. I look betta than you anyway!" Kenzi started.

"Off to the races!" Donnie murmured, Dinah and Chief shaking their heads.

"The heck you don't!" Alopex lashed back.

"I cook betta than you!"

"The heck you can't!"

"My butt looks betta than yours!" Kenzi pretty much sang that part.

When she said that Alopex and Dinah gave a look. Mentally agreeing to stop watching those Friday movies so much. It's getting to all their heads.

Raphael and Donatello couldn't help but look at the girl's behinds and wonder. 'Girls really compete over that?'

"Kenzi! Alopex! Quit it already!" Leonardo barked, trying to end it now rather than hear the petty name-calling session.

"You heard him, thats enough!!!! Theres plenty of food here for everyone. Need I list the menu?" Chief asked, halting the girls ridiculous back and forth.

"Lets see, theres macaroni salad, potato salad, seafood salad, barbecue baked beans." Mikey started off.

"Beef, turkey, and even chicken sausages, collard greens, grilled chicken, corn on the cob." Alopex joined. Forgetting the quarrel with Kenzi.

"Hot dogs, burgers, grilled shark, lemon pepper shrimp, deviled eggs, baked macaroni & cheese." Raphael jumped in, liking the sound of the menu items.

Leonardo was impressed yet stunned. 'People really go all out for these holidays?'

"The drink selection is pretty sweet. Unsweetened Ice Tea, Strawberry Mango Tea, Lemonade, and some Sparkling water." Donnie picked up a pitcher filled with tea.

"I made the tea and lemonade myself." Chief says, feeling proud of herself.

"And the dessert was made ahead of time by the dessert queen herself." Charlie chimed in, pointing at herself.

"I can't wait to try your desserts!" Mikey quirked a brow while Vern rolled his eyes.

"We have to wait for Master Splinter. He's still working the grill." Donnie says adjusting his glasses. Then Splinter walks in with a platter of well seasoned and well cooked meat, while 2 of Kenzi's nanobots carried the rest.

"I must say I enjoyed cooking this fine meal. I pray it is to your liking." He says calmly as he passed the platter off to Leonardo to put with the rest of the buffet. Vern and Casey helped carry a platter, everybody cheering for the main course filing the open concept with its delicious aroma.

"By the way it smells, theres no doubt we gonna have seconds! That shark meat and shrimp is mine!" Dinah giggled, high fiving Mikey and Raph.

"Are we ready to eat? I am starving and I wanna try that shark meat and chicken sausage too." April has been waiting for this long enough. The guys rushed up, but Leonardo stopped them all in their tracks.

"Move, Fearless. I'm hungry too!" Raphael's snout was pretty much kissing Leo's. Casey and Vern backing away in case the oversized terrapins start fighting. Again.

"Why don't we behave like gentlemen and let the ladies go up first!" He suggested, the guys became sheepish in an instant. The women smiled at his chivalry. Splinter coaxed the ladies to go up to fill their plates.

'I get a full view anyway.' Raphael's thoughts drifting off to pleasure town as he watched Alopex go up and collect her food. All the guys were getting an eye full of women wearing their swimsuits. Dinah and Alopex whispering amongst themselves.

"You ready for tonight?" Alopex bumped Dinah's shoulder.

"You bet I am! Can't wait to see the looks on their faces. This could be their first huge party yet!" Dinah silently cheered, cutting a big slice of shark meat for herself.

"Easy, don't go gettin' carried away. This is for them." Alopex reminded, Dinah smiled at her sister, nodding she understood. She looked back at Leonardo talking with the guys. He caught her staring as she blew a kiss his way. He could blush at her flirting.

After everyone got their meal, they sat at the dining table and conversed. It was a beautiful moment as they goofed off, shared stories, Chief embarrassing the girls with baby stories, Splinter doing the same, Casey, Vern, Mikey, and Raph eating like it's a contest. The room was filled with love and fun. April looked around at everyone's smiles. Fond with how much her family has grown, almost shedding a tear thinking about her father. Imagining how he'd react to this beautiful scene before her. Splinter passed her a plate of corn.

"Would you like some more, April?" His smile warming her heart, she nods taking a corn on the cob, thanking Splinter. The fun kept going and so did the drama as Dinah, Mikey, Kenzi, and Raph plunged their forks into a large piece of grilled chicken.

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"You really wanna do this, bro?" Mikey asked, the bass in his voice caught everyone's attention.

"Here and now, man!" Raph grunted. Alopex and Charlie stunned with their mates behavior, then they had to look at themselves.

'We fight over food too!'

"Michaelangelo!" Dinah's voice rang out. He knew when she said his full name, she was serious. "Sweety, you had 12 hot dogs, 5 burgers, a bowl of every salad on that counter, 4 corn on the cob, half a pan of baked mac & cheese, a handful of shrimp, 10 deviled eggs, and 2 large pieces of shark meat."

"Yeah, some of it was off my plate!" Donnie whined.

Leo made a disgusted look. Yeah, their bodies can handle a lot but they still needed to pace themselves.

"I can't help my stomach, sis. Ninjas gotta eat too!" Mikey defended himself, refusing to let go of the grilled bird.

"Mikey, your stomach is a bottomless pit!" Dinah snapped her fingers at him.

"Ya'll might as well give it up! This is the best grilled chicken I've ever tasted and I ain't sharin!'" Kenzi declared, causing Dinah to hiss at her.

Donnie couldn't help but think how stupid they're acting. He was happy everyone appreciated Dinah, Mikey, and Splinter's cooking but to fight over food was barbaric.

"You mustn't fight over food!" Splinter snapped, equally annoyed. He never imagined his cooking skills would be appreciated in such an aggressive manner, but this was child's play.

"Pass the popcorn, this is getting too good. Let's get ready to rumble!" Casey hooted, not really helping the situation. Alopex decided to end it in her own way. She warped into her wolf form, swiftly snatched the white meat and devoured it in an instant. Chief hates it when she does that because shes too big and could've made a mess.

"There you go! There's plenty of hot dogs, burgers and other food items left. Eat that! Besides, us ladies have a special treat for you to try anyway!" She grinned a goofy grin, April giving her a wink.

"It betta be worth it. What is it!?" Raphael growled, Alopex rolling her eyes at his attitude.

"Boy don't get smart with me! There's more to come so save your energy!" April laughed at Alopex putting Raph in his place, Vern and Casey snickered, then stopped when Raph gave them a death glare.

Alopex passes out hot dogs for the guys to try. They were confused.

"Its just a hot dog. Mikey already ate a dozen of these!" The girls looked Donatello over and smirked, not knowing their setting the notion for the days events.

"Just try it. Then after, we go outside." Dinah suggests.

"Well, we'll work all this food off in some good cardio. Chew down, guys." Leo says scarfing down the 'hot dog.' The guys started eating theirs. Mikey just about inhaled his. Chief and April wondering if he even chewed it first.

"Not bad. I'd give it a 10 outta 10." Leonardo complimented.

"Yeah. It tastes different than the others. More earthy.' Donnie chimes, Kenzi wiping his mouth with a napkin, making him freeze. Chief thought the gesture was adorable.

"My compliments to the Chief. Perfecto! I'd go for another." Mikey says, asking if he could try one more.

"It was aight. Not somethin' I would eat everyday, but it was cool." Raphael says, wiping his mouth.

The girls started snickering. Alopex covered her mouth with her hand, Charlie and April laughed in each other's shoulders, while Kenzi and Dinah backed away slowly from the turtles. Vern, Casey, Splinter, and Chief knew what was up and just grinned.

"Girls, you've really done it now!" Chief scolded, the grin still plastered on her face.

"Did what!!!????" Donnie shrieked.

The ladies just laughed out loud. They were rolling. Charlie laughed so hard her fox sounds were coming out, which made the girls laugh even harder.

"What is this? Punk'd? What'd you have us eat, ya skirts!!??" Raphael's annoyance was on full display, looking directly at Dinah.

"Don't give me that look!" She hissed, Leonardo rolling his eyes to yet another round of drama. While good ol' Mikey just standing there unbothered.

"First off, I don't like skirts and you know that Raph!" Alopex sassed,"Second, those hot dogs weren't beef, much less pork or turkey."

"What were they made of?" Leonardo gravely asked, making even Vern shiver and back away. April could not stop laughing as her and Charlie hugged each other.

"You're laughing at us and not talking! Did you poison us?" Donnie whined.

"Poison!!?? That's not even my department, Babe! No it's something else." Kenzi couldn't stop snickering for the life of her and neither could the other ladies. Splinter sighed.

"Those 'hot dogs' were actually carrots." Splinter went right in for it. The entire mansion shook of laughter. While the turtles just looked at one another.

"Carrot Hot Dogs? Really?" Leo says, glaring daggers at Dinah and April laughing at their reactions.

"You got me eatin' healthy!? I oughta drag ya all ova dis place by ya tails!" Raph lashed, knowing Dinah was the other party behind the grill.

"Don't yell at me! I may have prepped it, but Mikey is the one who grilled it and he didn't even notice!" The girls cackled harder. Alopex and April were on the floor, Kenzi's face was against the wall, while Dinah and Charlie leaned on one another.

The turtle's faces were comical. Donnie took a moment to think. 'Well, we're considered omnivorous so its not a big deal!'

Mikey was stunned he didn't notice from the look and the taste. He just wolfed it down like it was a Thanksgiving dinner. Leonardo found it kind of amusing but not that amusing. Raph was heated. How dare they get him to eat healthy. He don't care what he should be eating, he wanted meat! He was about to charge for the girls, when Leonardo calmy stopped him.

"You had your fun. Now it's our turn!" He nonchalantly say. His calm demeanor creeping Kenzi out a little.

"If you wanna play, take it outside! All of you!" Chief raised her voice at them as if they were children.

"I've gone over the perimeter. The wooded area is a big as 3 football fields. We'll give you a 10 second headstart to use your speeds to get as far away from us as you can." Donnie says while looking over the perimeter of the forest behind the mansion, from his hologram screen. 10 seconds runs out, they cannot use their abilities to evade the turtles. They have to stay completely human. The girls play this game with the turtles all the time.

"You're bluffin'!" Alopex challenged.

Raph huffed, starting the countdown. "9!"

"8!"

"7!"

"Book it ladies!!!" Vern shouted.

All that was heard in the middle of nowhere, was the sound of the girls screaming as they bolted out of the house headed towards the woods. Raphael chuckled.

"I love it when they scream! Gives me motivation!" He rolls his shoulders, ready to go on the hunt.

"Just don't be too rough with them, it'll be getting dark soon and we all have to be by the pool for your surprises!" Chief warns, shaking her index finger at the turtles.

"Fair enough. This is more like hide and seek. They're not allowed to use their abilities, except maybe invisiblity to better challenge us." Leonardo says.

"Uh guys. 2 seconds!" Mikey reminds them. Coaxing the guys to bolt out of the mansion after the girls. The chase was on.

The girls scattered throughout the forest, looking for a hiding spot. All was going according to plan. What they didn't realize was that the turtles had something up their sleeves as well. Chief, Vern, Splinter, Casey, and April shook their heads yet smiling.

'Let the games begin!' Splinter thought.

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They huffed and puffed, running for dear life from their agitated scaly lovers. Adrenaline started running as soon as their speed went to the level of an ordinary human. The turtles were quick, so the girls had to act fast before they arrived.

"We have 2 minutes to get into positions." Kenzi reminded, catching a glimpse of the guys speeding through the landscape to get to them.

"Ya'll know what to do! Ready, Set, Scatter!" Alopex ordered, the girls immediately headed to their selected spots.

The girls got into their positions, each had a box containing some heavy yet appropriate artillery for this thrilling occasion. Suddenly their walkies start to go off, they answered. It was the turtles giving them a reminder to their game.

"We forgot to mention, this time if Kenzi is captured, all of you have to surrender. Immediately!" Leonardo's voice vibrated through their bellies. Kenzi swallowed hard. Charlie and Dinah snickered.

'Crap!!!'

"Understood. Happy hunting!" Alopex says, giving a salute before hanging up. She sighed, relieved she isn't the main target. Kenzi is quick on her feet, with and without her abilities, so this may prove to be an interesting game.

The turtles arrived in the forest, studying their surroundings. It was quiet for the most part. Leonardo looked around, trees, bushes, boulders, and little critters running about. He gave the guys a signal and they scattered.

"I'm gonna get you Vixy. I hope your ready!" Mikey shouted for all the girls to hear. Charlie giggled at Mikey's enthusiasm, feeling sorry she has to do him and his brothers dirty.

The turtles ran through the woods, using their skills as ninjas to silently locate their targets. Leonardo taking a few notes from Alopex hunting methods, using all his senses to locate the girls. Sure enough, he succeeded in locating the first victim: Charlie!

"Looks like I got ya, little sis." He chimes, slowly stalking towards her, as she slowly backed away. She chuckled, puzzling him. "Whats so funny?"

She didn't answer, swiftly using her tail to throw loaded water balloons at him. He dodged the first few but got hit directly in the face, briefly throwing him off. She retreats into the woods to another spot.

"Gotcha! Hahahahaha!!!!!" She cackled, running deeper and deeper into the woods. Leonardo wiped his face and growled, getting his brothers on the walkie.

"This is war, fellas. Break out the big guns!" He received coordinates from Donnie to an area where the turtles kept their surprise for the girls.

Aftwr sendinf the coordinates, Donnie continued the hunt. He hears a growl coming from behind him. He knew that growl, slowly turning around and was met by a ferocious Alopex. Even in human form she was feral. Shes used to being in the woods, hunting prey so for him to try to catch her was more of a joke to her. She gave him the eye and he shuddered.

"I'm supposed to be catching you!" When she grinned, her fangs were showing full tilt. Donnie gulped audibly. Alopex sometimes picks on him when he annoys her, but today she decided on a more playful approach.

"I was savin' this for Mikey but I guess it doesn't matter." She pulls out a can of some sort.

"Whats that stuff!!??" He asked. She tilted her head, he squinted. She directed the can towards him. While he had other plans.

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Raphael was blindly running about trying to find one one of the girls. He loved this game, he just didn't wanna find Dinah. The whole point of the game was to find and capture them all one by one or find the main target, forcing the others to surrender. He heard the warning from Leonardo, he also heard a loud howl echo through the trees.

"Sounds like Donnie used that slime gun he was workin' on. Got her!"

"Yeah and I got you!!!" The last voice he wanted to hear came pouncing from behind him. He dodged as she landed a few feet away, hissing.

"I'm not inta bein' da hunted. Come quietly, little kitty!" He teased, curling his finger at her. She stuck her tongue out at him and started throwing shade at him. Again.

"BREAK YOSELF TURTLE!!!!" She lashed, that tore it for him as they both engaging in hand to hand combat. She made it clear she wasn't going down without a fight to which he was down with so long as she didn't scratch him too badly. She used her tail to trip him, bolting into the woods. He got up and went the opposite direction to retrieve his other weapon.

"I'll find ya! One of ya!" He warned.

Kenzi's instincts were getting to her again. The wide open spaces were her other special oasis. She pranced about like a Doe with her calf, utilizing her acrobatic skills, flipping and flopping about. She got careless letting her guard down, Michaelangelo managed to grab his other weapon, having it at the ready. He chuckled as he saw Kenzi in the distance, dancing about. He had mad respect for her moves and flexibility. Happy Donatello found someone who could put up with his tech savvy brain longer than he can. Mikey stayed silent, then she froze. Her tail twitched as she looked around. She sensed a presence, bringing her guard back up.

He watched her carefully. She stayed completely still. It was as though they could feel the Earth turning beneath their feet. The smell of leaves decaying on the ground. Bird's wings flapping above the trees. Then theres the sound of Mikey's stomach after eating so much of those different salads along with those barbequed baked beans.

'Oh man. Not now! Not Now! I'm close to catching her!' Every fiber in his body fighting against the urge. Sweat beaded on his forehead, the grip on his weapon wavering as he struggled to control his body. Kenzi was about to bounce when she heard a loud rumble. Her faced curled in disgust. Knowing exactly who it was.

"You are so dirty, Mikey. I hope you learned your lesson!" Kenzi shouted, running in the direction away from Mikey. He smacked his forehead and began to give chase. It was the funniest chase she had ever been in because the entire time, Mikey kept cutting the cheese. Kenzi just kept laughing.

"Gimme a break, sis. The food was too good!" He whined, cutting it everytime he ran. She faded into invisibility and got on her walkie to warn the girls.

"These guys are loaded, ladies! Bring your A-Game!"

"Thanks for the warning, sis! We already figured that out!" Alopex yelled, trying to remove the elastic slime Donnie threw at her. "Leo got me on the run! He got me on the run!" Charlie ranted, pouncing off trees trying to avoid capture.

Needless to say, the turtles were prepared for this. Donnie created an elastic slime shooting gun. Mikey had a high powered water pistol. Raphael a large high powered water gun, while Leo had nothing but his own skills. The girls found out the hard way that these turtles mean business.

After an hour of running around, hiding in trees, throwing stuff at each other, Kenzi's brief breakdown from getting her hair, and Alopex ticked off with the guys making them run around in their swimsuits, the guys met in a further part of the woods and devised a plan.

"Geez, Donnie how ya let dat happen to ya?" Raph picked at Donatello whose shell and gear were covered in silly string thanks to Alopex sneak attack.

"I'm not obliged to answer! We gotta get back soon for the surprise, guys."

"I may have an idea that might work but one of you has to be the bait!" Leonardo suggested

"Whose it gonna be?" Raphael wanted to know while he still had some sanity left over from this game. Leonardo smirked.

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The girls posted up in the trees overlooking where the turtles could be. They laughed at how intense the game has been, impressed with the turtle's enhancing skills on the field.

"What a blast. I could go for days." Dinah suggested, checking her nails after scratching Raphael a few times. Alopex was entertained, but still heated that Donnie shot her with that slime gun and he had to aim for her tail. 'This stuff better come out!' She mumbled, picking it out piece by piece. Alopex gets a call. She sees it's from Raphael and puts him on speaker.

"Sup babe. Have we worn you cuties down?" Alopex teases, the girls start snickering.

"Yeah. Yinz giving up already?"Charlie chimes in, The laughter intensifies, the turtles shook their heads. Raphael looked to Leonardo and scoffed.

'Nuts to ya plan, Fearless. I gotta betta one!'

"Funny. I thought Dinah would put up a bigger fight." Raph finally responds, stopping Dinah's laughter quickly, she snatches the phone from Alopex with her panther tail.

"I'm sorry. I think the signal is bad. You wanna run that by me again, Red!?" He could hear her getting worked up. Donnie and Mikey rolled their eyes with the comment Raphael made towards Dinah. Even Leonardo didn't care for it, but they had to draw the game to a close.

"I ain't studda! Ya slippin' sis. I expected betta!" He continued, further ticking Dinah off. Kenzi laughed at her sister getting worked up over Raphael's lousy teasing.

"You know what hes doin' right? You're not really gonna......" Kenzi silenced by Dinah's hissing.

"Stay outta this, Kenzi!" She lashed,"You comin' at my fightin' style, bro?" She turned her attention back to Raphael. Mikey managed to stifle his laughter at the 2 quarreling. Donnie didn't dare go that far dissing the girls especially when it comes to combat styles.

"Whatcha gonna do bout it, Cat!?" Her temper flared stronger than Kenzi's breakdown from getting her hair wet.

"THATS IT! YOUR GONNA GET YOURS YOU BUBBLE BUTT, SHELLBACKED, BISCUIT HEADED SACK OF........." Dinah tossed Alopex the phone and immediately went on the hunt. She knew what would happen but she didn't care, she wanted to prove she could fight just as good as her sisters. The girls followed her, trying to coax her to settle down. The guys laughed at Raphael after hearing Dinah's lengthy insult towards him.

'Bubble Butt? Really?'

The guys heard her roaring, as did the others back at the mansion, giving away their location. However, Dinah already picked up their scent, headed to their location. Raphael chuckled as he hung up the phone and waited for the plan to work. Leonardo hates it when Dinah gets this mad, he told Raph to talk them into giving up, not provoke them.

"I'm not prying her off of you when she gets here!" Leonardo made it clear that Raphael went too far dissing his girl.

"Shes comin' ain't she? Along wit the rest of em! We won dis game!" He shrugged, in his mind hes just doing the sibling thing, rubbing Dinah the wrong way, bringing out her true potential. Donnie heard the rustling coming towards them. Doing his own countdown.

"4, 3, 2, 1, aaaannnnd......" A load shriek was heard, Raphael sunk into his shell as Dinah tackles him to the ground in her panther form.

"No fair! She used her animal form!" Mikey whined, pointing at Dinah as she scratched at Raphael's shell. Mindful to control her claws strength against his plastron. Charlie wanted in on the action and pummeled Raph too.

Alopex and Kenzi showed up on the scene, falling into their trap. Donnie used one of his strong cables to subdue Alopex, she fell to the ground with a grunt.

"You realize I can destroy these in an instant, right?" She growled, blowing leaves out of her face.

"Yes. But you can also surrender!" Donatello's voice coming from the side as he and Mikey held Kenzi by the arms. Alopex shook her head and shouted at Charlie and Dinah who still had Raph on the ground, scratching at his shell.

"Everyone stop! Dinah. Charlie. LET HIM GO!"

They calmed down to see Kenzi squirming in Donnie and Mikey's clutches. They warped back into human form and backed away. Raphael reappearing and getting back on his feet.

"Checkmate. Ya gonna surrender or are we gonna go for her feet!?" Mikey says, grabbing Kenzi's feet ready to tickle her.

"Not my feet! Ahhh. Sis surrender already!" Kenzi cried out with a laugh.

Alopex snapped out of Donnie's cables and stood up. She gave the sign for the girls to settle down and call it quits.

"Aight fellas, ya got us. We gotta get goin' anyway. Darkness is fallin' and we still got a surprise for all of you." She winks at the guys.

"Let's get going then. All that hunting got me hungry again." No sooner did Mikey say those words, he started farting again.

"Gross!!!"

"What? I'm makin' room!"

"I'm out! Race ya'll back to the mansion!" Dinah chimed, nodding at Raph to follow.

"HE'S FRICKIN' FARTING AGAIN!" Alopex and Kenzi shouted and ran off.

Leonardo tossed Charlie over his shoulder and ran while she yelled out to Mikey,"Better out than in, Babe. Cut that Cheese!!!" She encouraged. They all ran back to the mansion, giggling on the way back.

🤣🤣🤣

They got back to see everyone outside enjoying the pool area. Chief and Splinter relaxed on the couch while April and Casey played in the pool. Vern was busy flirting with Kenzi's female nanobots at the tables. Chief waved at them all.

"I see you all had some fun. You almost ready?" She asked the girls.

"We are. Did you guys set that up while we were out there?" Alopex whispered the last part so the turtles couldn't hear. Chief gave a nod and smiled. Mikey begged to use his pizza oven to which he was granted permission. Kenzi excused herself to go into the mansion and put her haircap on. She refused to allow the guys to get her hair wet again. Donnie waited a few minutes, then followed her in.

She runs up stairs to the room she and Donnie selected, pulling her good hair cap out to put on her head. She was having a bit of trouble since her dreadlocks were so long. Donnie quietly came to her side, offering her his assistance, she accepts. She loved it when he helped her with her dreads. He was always gentle with them. As he helped her put her locs in her cap, he was fascinated with the quality of the cap. It felt durable and thick. It was a pretty blush color that felt like silk.

"Wow, I really like this on you. Where did you get it?" She smiled at his curiosity.

"I got this from You Go Natural website or YGN. They sell hair caps, bonnets, headwraps, even swim caps built with a durable fabric to keep natural hair nice and beautiful. They were on Shark Tank and got a deal from Mark Cuban himself! " She explains this while Donnie tucks the rest of her hair into the cap. A product that was on Shark Tank was on her head!

"You look so mesmerizing." He coos, kissing her neck. She melts into his long, strong arms. She felt an electric pulse run through her as Donnie caressed her body. They were both facing the mirror as his plastron kissed her back, slowly humping her as she reached up and stroked his cheek. Their desires growing as they watched in the mirror how much they love each other. Her mind immediately going to the surprise. She turns and taps her finger on his snout.

"I want you to bone me into the mattress, but we gotta get back to the others." She says, crushing his dreams. He loved it when she talk dirty like that.

She walks towards the door, but is grabbed by the wrist by her horny lover. His eyes were dark, his hazel color nowhere in sight. The game had him riled up and he needed release.

"But......I'm already......." He whines. She looks down to see the bulge pressing against his swim trunks.

"You are so desperate. Alright, let Kenzi-Kat relieve that for you. Sit on the bed and relax." She had him sit on the bed, undid his shorts, revealing the long thickness that makes her screams. It twitched and pulsed at her blowing on him.

"This sausage is my favorite." She purrs, licking Donnie's needy rod from base to tip, circling his tip with her tongue, teasing. His hips bucked.

"Kenzi, please. Please." He begged. This was a once in a while thing, showing how much he needed her. She showed mercy sinking his erection down her throat and started bobbing. "Yes, Kenzi. Keep going!" He came undone as he watched her suck him off. She moaned around him, making him whimper.

She loved the noises he made. His face made her drip through her swimsuit. He placed his hands gently on her head, his toes curled as she went deeper. He was getting close. "Almost. Almost.....Almost There!" He grunted, throwing his head back. She grasped his thigh with one hand, his base with the other, ready to take his release. When he came, it was so cute she could cry. He jolted his hips, giving her his sticky cum as he complimented her mouth and skills. She swallowed hard as he unloaded, sucking him dry. He was so tender he had to tap her cheek so she could slow down. She looked up at him, slowly releasing his meat. She kissed the tip.

"Feel better?" She asked, wiping a stray drop from her lips, savoring it.

"Yeah. For now. Please let me give it to you later. Please." He kept begging, it was almost too much.

"Yes, Baby. It'll be hot and ready for you." She shimmied for him. He grabs her by the back of her neck bringing her in for a luscious kiss. He didn't care if she had his nut on her tongue, he just wanted to savor her. Kenzi had to pump the breaks so they could get back to the others.

😜😜😜

Chief gathered everyone for THE DANCE to which the guys tried to protest but were shoved into it with the help of April and the rest of the girls. The guys had more moves outside of their ninja training than they gave themselves credit for. Dinah coaxed Splinter to try. Needless to say, the old rat wiped the floor with each of them.

The party was lit as Mikey utilized his new pizza oven, the music was bumping all over the place. Raphael, Alopex, and Charlie played in the pool with Charlie riding his shell in her fox form. April, Dinah, Leonardo, and Splinter played croquet. Donnie, Kenzi, Vern, Casey, and Chief Vincent played Spades at the table.

Alopex broke away for a moment to collect the watermelon she forgot to cut. She enlisted the help of Leonardo. They bonded well as she used her strength to toss a watermelon in the air while he utilizes his blade handling skills and leg strength to cut them just right for everyone to share. They shook hands at their teamwork. Of course Raphael and Michaelangelo got into a seed spitting fight.

The fun kept going with Kenzi & Charlie challenging Raphael & Leonardo to a beatbox battle. Dinah and Alopex engaged in their own shoot off with the skeet shooter. Mikey danced with Alopex and Chief danced with Donnie. She looked around at everyone, fond they managed to bring this all together in a beautiful way.

Kenzi gathered a few of her nanobots to bring out the desserts for the evening. Red Velvet cake, Pound cake, Banana pudding, and Charlie's famous Peach Cobbler. Everyone collected their desserts, taking their seats for the big surprise. Mikey passed out the pizza, non-alcoholic drinks were served, the stars scattered throughout the night sky. April was given a microphone by Kenzi.

"I have to say this was the best time I've ever had in a while. It means a lot that I get to spend it with all of you." She spoke, Mikey almost at the brink of tears. "The ones I think we all should thank are the lovely ladies who've become a special addition to the family. Lets raise our glasses to my lovely wives, The Muses!" Everyone clapped, raising their cups up to the ladies who stood on the opposite side of the pool, taking their bows.

April hugs Alopex and the others, passing her the mic. "Boy do we have a special treat for you. Don't we ladies?" They nodded, giving their lovers a look they'll never forget, Kenzi summoning 5 of her humanoid nanobots, and Alopex coaxing April to join them (the turtles not knowing she too was in on the surprise). Fingers snapped, bodies rocked, and the performance began with a smooth step dance performance that blew everyone away. Even Splinter found amusement in the girl's talents. Mikey almost went up to join them as they rocked around the pool with the nanobots as back-up dancers. Their family audience cheered them on, hooted and clapped as if they were at the Super Bowl.

Charlie gave Mikey and Leonardo a look. A look Chief has put up with many times during her wild episodes. Charlie nudged Dinah, confirming she too was in on the act. Alopex and Kenzi passed them torches lit on both ends. Piquing the turtles interests.

"Aww snap, guys. Flaming torches!!! They're gonna do tricks with flaming torches!!!" Mikey was hyped everyone at the edge of their seats as they continued the performance. Dinah and Charlie levitated in the air above the pool for everyone to see. Alopex, Kenzi, and April stayed in their postions with the nanobots, continuing the dance.

Careful not to get to close with the flames. Charlie and Dinah twirled the torches, tossing them in the air, catching them. The crowd were at the edge of their seats. Leonardo was amazed with Charlie and Dinah. They were flawless with their tricks and stunts. Had Raph, Donnie, and Mikey impressed. The girls gave a nod, pressing their backs together, consuming some sort of flammable liquid, lifting their torches and blew a large flame into the air creating an amazing image. Splinter and Chief smiled at the performance as the girls and nanobots took a bow.

"Hey Mikey, hows it feel to know your girl is a Fire Breathing Wild Thing?" Donnie asks, giving the girls a thumbs up.

"So stinkin' awesome. I wouldn't mind the burn. It's a turn on!" Mikey shook with anticipation, Charlie saw his reaction, feeling the vibe. She still had some flame left on her torch and decided to take notes from Mikey's book. She directed the flame to her behind and let it rip. The flame almost touching the mansion. Everyone was flabbergasted. Laughing and ewwing at the same time.

"Real nice, ya fart knocker!" Raph shouted.

"I'm proud of it too. Excuse Me!"

"At least she said 'excuse me!" Leonardo mumbled. Chief and Splinter shook their heads while Vern and Casey gave each other high fives. Even the nanobots somehow mustered up a disgusted expression. Chief turned to the turtles giving a calm (enough) warning.

"I don't want any of you eating those beans throughout the rest of the night!" They all looked at Mikey who blew up the whole forest with his flatulence.

"Yes, Mom." Mikey says.

"Alright. Time for the main event. An event that us ladies have to agree deserves respect. Kenzi, if you please." Alopex says on the mic. The girls rejoined their lovers and family for the main event.

Dinah looked to Leonardo, with so much love in her heart it could cause cardiac arrest. "I hope you had fun today, Babe. We put a lot of thought and work into this." She says, brushing her dreads out of her face. He grabs her by the waist.

"This was needed. Everything. You've given us more than we believed I deserved. Thank you." His smile infected her, causing tears to coat her eyes as he kissed her forehead. He had to admit, aside from the bickering and drama, hes had a good time. Spending the day with his growing family.

Kenzi winked at Donnie, pressing a button on her wrist watch. In an instant, fireworks went off, exploding in the air in an unforgettable dance. Alopex worked Kenzi's BoomBox, putting on the song of all songs for such an occasion.

They all sat, watched, and listened. The entire day lead up to this very moment. The flashing in the skies, the entire landscape flashing with lights, tails wagged, hearts full of love. They all couldn't ask for a better moment.

The guys embraced their girls as the fireworks created a series of colors that represent each of them. The flashing continued on for what seemed like forever. Raph throw self control out of the window as he turned Alopex to face him and kissed her. Her tail wagged as he hoisted her up, kissing her harder. The other felt the vibe as they kissed their girls.

April and Casey watched as the scene played out as the fireworks crackled. Happy that her brothers are sharing this memorable moment with the ones they love. Casey couldn't resist as he drew April into a kiss as well. She welcomed the kiss, bringing him in closer.

Chief and Splinter watched on, letting the atmosphere speak for them as the flashes drew smiles on their faces. Overwhelmed with joy that their children formed an eternal bond. Vern just about cried mentally but kept a straight face for the occasion.

"What a surprise! Do it again!" Mikey goofed, twirling Charlie around, she started whooping.

"You set the firework show up so well. It was so well coordinated. A perfected sequence. Flawless performance. Amazing......." Donnie mouth was immediately shut with a sweet kiss from Kenzi.

"He talks too much sometimes." Alopex teased, leaning against Raph's chest.

"Can ya blame em?" He asked.

"Not at all." She kissed him again.

"Thank you, Dinah. Thank you all!" Leo says out loud.

"All for you guys. Especially you, Baby." Dinah purred.

The Muses have gone above and beyond to give them the best 4th of July they've ever experienced in their lives. Thanks wasn't enough, they wanted to give them a better thank you. Later.

The show ended. They all clapped and hugged one another. Dinah faced Raphael.

"Bring it in, sis!" She smiles, jumping into his arms for a bear hug. "Thanks, sis. Ya did good. Ya all did good." He pats her back. She hugs him back, purring in his ear. No matter how much they quarreled, she still loved him as a brother. Charlie hugged Donnie tight enough to crush him. It was a touching scene. A beautiful family scene.

They cleaned up the yard and headed inside to rest. There was only one problem.

"WHOSE GONNA EAT ALL THIS FOOD!!!??" Kenzi grimaced, her voice echoed throughout the open concept of the mansion.

They all looked at each other, shaking their heads. Except Mikey.

"Can I just have dessert? I loved that Peach Cobbler." He says, smacking his lips.

"Whatchu mean that? We didn't get any!" Dinah whined

"None of us did either! We had the red velvet cake, banana pudding but no pie!" Donnie snapped, his hands at his hips.

"Michaelangelo!!!!" Splinter's voice rang out in agitation.

"It was too good! I couldn't stop myself!"

"You have got to be kidding me! Really?" Chief hissed, upset because she loved Charlie's peach cobbler.

"Uh, isn't there a freezer downstairs that has another peach cobbler?" Alopex asked, drawing everyone's attention.

"Wow. Always plan ahead, huh Charlie?" Leonardo winked her way.

"Well, theres still a lot of food here. We all ate a lot. What do we do?" Dinah asked, knowing Kenzi hates wasting food.

"I have an idea. But first, let's pack some for ourselves." She says, coaxing everyone to grab a to-go box and pack what they wanted for the week.

Dinah had to smack Mikey's hand a few times for eating cold food and trying to sneak in some more beans. Raph and Leo got into an argument over who cleans what, to which Splinter suggested they both clean the living area and dining area. Even during those times, April felt content with the events that transpired.

When everyone backed their food, they still couldn't believe how much was left.

"I must've gotten carried away with the grilling." Splinter softly speaks. Alopex looks at all the leftovers, then she thought of the many veterans out on the streets struggling to survive the night. Kenzi twiddling her fingers when she recalled having the nanobots cook extras just in case Mikey got too carried away.

"Hey Donnie? Any chance you came across a city nearby? Or maybe a community shelter?" She asked. Chief and Leonardo were catching onto where she was getting at.

Donnie pulled up his GPS to locate a city close by. While he did that, Chief rushed over and hugged her eldest.

"You may not want to admit it, but you have a big heart. Bigger than you'll ever know." She whispers into her ear. Alopex tried to relax her facial muscles the best she could. She hugged her mother back, thanking her softly.

"I got one. There's a community shelter and hour away from here. Is there a reason you wanted to know?" Donnie asked. Kenzi nudged his shoulder.

"Look around at all this food. Not to mention the extra food that hasn't been cooked yet. We got it good while those who served our country are starving. Homeless even. Some don't even have family to give them a to-go box!" She explained. Very thought-provoking dialog that shook the entire house. The girls could afford it but some cannot. Everyone looked around at the food left over, feeling a sense of charity.

"Mind if we borrow your cloaking devices again?" Leonardo asked Kenzi, earning a big smile and a cheer.

"Yes. Yes you can." She answered, Raph and Donnie gave a nod. Mikey felt a ping in his heart, eating the most out of everyone, he felt a sense of guilt to those who have nothing. Charlie took his hand.

"Hey hun. This night ain't over til we all say it's over." Mikey's smile came back, filled with a mission.

"What we waitin' for people? Let's load up!" Mikey chimed, earning claps and cheers from everyone. Everything was packed. Everyone but Splinter, Vern, and a few nanobots stayed behind to rest.

They all made it to the community shelter, spoke to the ones in charge, next thing they knew, the girls, along with their turtles in their human disguises began donating their leftover food to the shelter. The workers could not find the right words to say to the amount of food the group donated.

It also gave them all a chance to get to know some of the veterans. Their stories, the things they've gone through, the sacrifices they've made for the country. Hearing their stories made even Leonardo wanna cry. Some of them were women. Everyone their was grateful for the donations. The fridge was filled to the top and the unfortunate had a good meal to eat. It wasn't over though.

The group loaded themselves into the tartuga truck, the turtles removed their cloaking devices, and took off back to the mansion. It was silent the whole way. Alopex cuddled Raphael, Charlie and Dinah cuddled Mikey, Kenzi rested her head in the Chief's lap, while April and Casey snuggled in the corner. The girls looked at each other, took out their phones, making a move the guys were not expecting.

Alopex showed Raphael what she did, while the girls did the same. Donnie had to wait because he was driving. They couldn't be any more speechless than they've been all night.

The girls made a significant donation of $1 million each from their accounts to the community shelter. Making it a total of $4 million each. Leonardo turned his head towards the window, trying to hide his watered eyes to the huge donation the girls made. Dinah kissed his cheek.

Raphael just about squeezed Alopex to nearly crushing her. Mikey did the same to Charlie and Dinah. Kenzi shed tears as she embraced her mother. April sunk her head into Casey's shoulder, both were elated with how the night ended.

"Best Party and Best After Party Ever!" Mikey says, making everyone smile.

"Happy 4th of July, everyone!" April and Chief say in unison.

"Happy 4th."

[goldenlionprince]

Of Penguins and Kisses

Here we go again with @sorenphelps The Bodyguard AU. This story has some awesome art right here as well as this one! We're getting into a good old little snog fest 😏 with a side of identity crisis.

tagging the other partner in crime @neverenoughmarauders as well as @lovelymasks

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James can't sleep. It's not a big surprise, really. He always had a mind that was hard to shut up, always running on a million thoughts at once when he should be sleeping instead. He had managed though, getting it to calm down in time to get some good sleep, but ever since his parents had died it had become a lot harder to find that calm in himself.

Forty-five minutes of staring at the ceiling in the dark is where James draws the line though. Groaning, he rolls out of bed and grabs his glasses from the nightstand. Some mindless entertainment is his best bet at this point.

Turns out he's not the only one with that idea.

“What are we watching?” James asks as he flops down next to Sirius on the couch.

“Shouldn't you be sleeping?” Sirius asks but James waves him off, trying to figure out what's going on on the TV screen.

“Is that a documentary about penguins?”

Sirius nods and adjusts the volume of the TV from a quiet mumble to hearable. “A pretty good one too.”

James hums and leans against Sirius' side, making himself comfortable. Sirius lets him without comment.

It turns out to be a really good documentary. It's interesting and the voice of the narrator is soothing. The penguins are cute with their little pebble nests, trying to romance a potential mate.

Still, James can't keep his eyes on them for long, not when the man right next to him is so much more interesting. The light of the TV is the only one in the room and it basks Sirius' face in light and shadows in a way that's totally fascinating to James.

He feels extremely compelled to get Sirius some pebbles too.

“What?” Sirius asks after a while, looking at James.

And James just leans in and kisses him. Because he can. Because he wants to kiss him outside of dangerous situations, outside of distractions and full of adrenalin. He wants to kiss Sirius in the quiet moments too, like right now in the darkness of his own home with someone talking about penguins in the background.

“We really shouldn't,” Sirius mumbles against his lips, but he doesn't pull away. “I'm pretty sure we had a rule.”

“That's not a no,” James murmurs and nips at Sirius' bottom lip.

Sirius sighs, his eyes fluttering shut again. “There was a reason for that rule, James.”

“Fuck the rule,” James says and kisses him again and by the way Sirius is pulling him closer he seems to agree.

They make out like teenagers on their first date until James is afraid he will fall asleep and send the totally wrong message about what Sirius' kisses are doing to him. He snuggles in, his face buried in Sirius' neck, his glasses discarded somewhere on the coffee table a long time ago. Sirius' fingers card through his hair and James very nearly purrs.

“What are you doing to me?” Sirius mumbles so low James can barely hear him.

James has no answer to that, his mind already drifting off to sleep.

**

James falling asleep cuddled up close to him leaves Sirius with a bit of a problem in his pants and no way for relieve or escape. It might be a sweet kind of torture but it's torture nonetheless.

Since there is no way for Sirius to worm his way out from underneath James and have a little wank in private without waking him, his only chance to get rid of his stubborn hard-on is to find some other kind of distraction.

Sirius desperately grabs the remote control but the universe seems to hate him very much tonight, immediately punishing him for allowing kisses he shouldn't have.

The first channel he zaps to has mating deer, up close and personal. The next has some action movie, but they are right at the part of the passionate make out scene, clothes flying everywhere. MTV dedicates its program to horny bedroom playlists and dancing people that look more like they are dry-humping each other, and the next channel after that has cowboys somewhere in the mountains, getting all hot and bothered in a tent.

In a last desperate attempt Sirius switches over to BBC News.

...Which just means the highest possibility to find a romantic partner is at the workplace, not a bar or the party of a friend. Isn't that fascinating?...

Sirius sighs and switches back to the penguins. They at least are already at the stage of having eggs.

James lets out a little sigh at Sirius' shoulder and snuggles more into his side. He's cute like that, all relaxed and soft. Sirius is pretty sure he's drooling a little onto his shirt too but he's still kind of adorable, really.

Sirius should have known that won't last for long. Of course that man can't help but be an absolute menace even in his sleep. His hand suddenly moves up Sirius' leg and comes to rest on his thigh, pretty close to where Sirius very much craves that attention and really, really shouldn't.

Biting his lips, Sirius tries to take a few deep breaths and not think of James' hand on his dick.

Maybe it just has been too long. Maybe all Sirius really needs is a good fuck on his next day off to get all those inappropriate thoughts out of his system.

He grabs his phone and feels a little guilty when he opens the dating app with James right there, sleeping on him. It can't be helped though, desperate measures and all that.

He flips through a few of the available options.

A blond guy with a too aggressive smile – no.

A redhead with a hunger for adventure, apparently – a bit too young though.

Boring.

Another no.

A guy who looks like he used the same photo he uses on his job applications.

Dark curls and hazel eyes combined with a bright, sunny smile make Sirius pause. That's the best one so far so why not.

Sirius sends him a quick “hi” and gets an instant “hi :)” in return. They chat a little. It's nice. But that's all it is – nice.

Every time Sirius waits for a funny reply or a witty comeback there is nothing. Just an awkward “haha” coming from the guy and a switch of topic. There is nothing wrong with him, not really, he's giving all the right answers and everything but he's just so very boring.

At least it helps with the situation in Sirius' pants because his dick is very much uninterested in what's going on here.

With a sigh, Sirius eventually exits out of the conversation and sees that he has another message in his inbox. Why the fuck not, it can't get any worse really.

Well, Sirius was wrong about that. It's a message from another guy and when he answers the simple greeting he instantly gets a dick pic in return. And it's not even a good one. Bad lighting, tennis socks, and all. And then the guy instantly follows that up with the “did it hurt, falling from the heavens?” line.

Well, that's it. Sirius shoots back a quick message, advising the guy to keep that disappointment in his pants and not spring it on people before a date is even in the stars for him, and clicks out of the app.

Is it really too much to ask to find someone who's not creepy or boring? Someone who's funny and witty and can keep up with Sirius in a conversation? Someone who's hot but still brainy? Someone maybe a little bit cute too?

Someone where the vibe just fits and Sirius might even be tempted to turn it into something more permanent. Someone he could have breakfasts with or take on bike rides. Someone to share his bed for more than one night without Sirius getting tired of them.

Someone like –

James snores a little and scrunches up his nose in his sleep as Sirius watches him wide eyed.

Oh no.

No. No. Just, no.

Being horny for his client is one thing. That's perfectly understandable. James is hot. And funny. And a little bit cute. And –

Sirius is absolutely fucked.

This should not be happening. He shouldn't get his heart all twisted up in something that just can't work. There is no way. James doesn't even know his real name, has no clue about his past, and Sirius knows all too well how the Grim doesn't really inspire romance in people.

Not that Sirius would be able to tell James about any of it anyway. There is a reason he had to burn his identity and get a new one.

Sirius leans his head back on the couch and looks up at the ceiling of the dark room. Maybe if he just takes a few deep breaths and gets back to logical thinking it will all be fine. It will just go away. Maybe he's just imagining things.

**

He's not imagining things.

Somewhere after taking himself down from the panic spiral he must have nodded off because now there is morning sunlight streaming in through the living room windows. Morning sunlight that seems to be especially fond of James.

It basks him in a soft golden glow, making him look like he's almost glowing himself. It sets the soft mess of his curls in contrast to the sharp line of his jaw. He looks like a piece of art.

James lets out a deep sigh in his sleep and Sirius' heart stumbles a little in his chest.

Okay, that's it. He needs help. A far more logical mind that will help him set his own mind straight. Or at least a little less gay.

Sirius grabs his phone from where he dropped it on the arm of the couch and opens his messaging app, clicking on Remus' name and sending out a dino emoji.

It's an emergency after all.

[myurucrie]

describe ye xuan's character, go all out. 😏😏😏

why would you send this to me at like 2 am

putting the rest under read more cause you didn’t specify if I can say spoilers

• don’t let his appearance fool you, he looks gentle but he uses clothes to hide his ice cold it looks perfect it can cut you appearance BUT underneath that he’s a freak a brat and lil painters number 1 simp. Also he has an ahoge, there is a reason it takes him a few minutes COUGH 30 minutes COUGH to brush his hair

• actually prefers loose clothes more and doesn’t like stiff clothes, he just wears suits to fit in earth

• he also can sleep till afternoon as long he’s with lil painter, uses his abilities to slack off while he’s in the empire, there is a reason the sin assigned to him in the 5th world is sloth//kicked

• takes a fake wedding way too seriously it nearly made me cry

• if I were to describe him…he’s a circle, a walking contradiction, a backwards clock, yes he changed a lot at the same time he didnt…how do I put this. He’s always been the destruction to lil painter’s creation, we can’t change that. But instead of prioritizing lil painter’s safety and wants he is now discovering his old self, the young boy from white city, a boy with ambition, can be stubborn, and not the perfect eagle she always depends on, and lil painter has to learn (AND SHE DID) to accept that.

• now he’s doing thing in his own way, thinking about his own wants, not always thinking about keeping lil painter safe because he knows she can handle things herself and he trusts her. He’s not doing things anymore because it’s the logical thing to do, he’s doing it because he wants to, this is what he thinks the most efficient path even if it’s not the kindliest action someone could take

• he’s also protecting the earth because he wants to not because of his promise and yes I specifically said earth lil painter excluded. He still loves her and will do anything for her but lil painter is lil painter she will always end up in difficult situation but she can handle it

• they might not take the same path together but their end destination is the same

• he is very self aware with his actions. If you think he’s being weird or being suspicious, YES he is very aware he’s a clown

• has stopped making friends for the sake of lil painter’s but continued making friends just because he wanna make friends, they’re still numbered tho

• can switch to boyfriend mode into mom mode and vice versa in a second HE WILL MAKE SURE MC FINISHES HER HOME WORK RIGHT AFTER KISSING HER HE IS SO

• this man loves bragging his S+ grades in all his empire subjects

• likes listening to music using a portable cd player (old man)

• he is so down bad with lil painter they match each other freaks istg

• learned painting a sculpting “casually” learned cooking because empire training base food sucks as, now enjoying baking.

• beanies dad

• he basically smells like home if we were to summarize the scents associated with him (milk, lavender, gardenia etc)

• he really loves the movie Casablanca, and specifically this one line, “With the whole world crumbling, we pick this time to fall in love.”

Did this in a point system way cause it’s almost 3 am now good lord and I don’t want to accidentally end up typing an essay about his whole route and that shit will take me like a scary amount of pages in Google docs and like a whole day of typing like a possessed person and believe it or not whoever sent this ask i want people to experience his stories and get fucked by them so I can eat pop corn in a corner

[sleepdeprivedlilbean]

ah yes my favorite duo 💃🕺 : centuries old eldridge horror and his ✨favorite man slut✨

close-ups and my ramblings under the cut (it’s a lot guys. i have a lot of feelings about them and i was just YAPPING 😫)

yall really ate up my last post with Nightmare which omg thank u guys so much for that 🥺

now here’s more 😈

anyway

slutty manservant isn’t the only outfit Killer has, but it’s definitely his favorite lmao (the amount of times he’s been asked if he’s a Lust variant is crazy 💀. don’t get me wrong tho they r besties 💅)

the trench coat vibe was also definitely the way to go with Nightmare and i just 😫

now what’s their dynamic?

i definitely feel like my version of Nightmare and Killer are very much a “talks and listens” duo like shown with the chibi little guys

honestly tho, at first their relationship was strictly business and transactional, but the more time they spent together, the more comfortable they got in each others company and eventually became friends and equals and maybe more

and i feel like during all of that it’s just the two of them. Murder and Horror don’t show up until waaay later once Killer and Nightmare’s relationship has already been established

and no their relationship (whatever it may be, romantic or not i’ll be honest i still haven’t decided 🥲) isn’t toxic, as how i c my Nightmare isn’t anything like cannon Nightmare if that wasn’t already clear

my Nightmare, once free from the rage fueled haze of his corruption, is actually rather calm, collected, and dare say kind in his own way (he is a man of action and very few words)

he doesn’t create negativity out of malicious intent, but rather out of necessity, and actively will comfort those who are greatly struggling, which is how he first came into contact with Killer, seeing him isolated in his dying world

Killer was the first person Nightmare had attempted to “comfort” per say, and was freshly free from his corrupted mentality, hence, y he wasn’t very good at it lol. also, the corruption was reason he hadn’t gotten to Killer sooner in the first place, as he as actively enjoying the suffering Killer was going through at the time. if that makes sense???

anyway, sure they might have been cold to each other at first, with a lack of comforting on Nightmare’s part which somehow turned into a partnership?? but nothing was ever abusive within their relationship

i feel like the turning point for them would be that Nightmare admits to Killer in a moment of vulnerability that he was the first and only person to treat him like he wasn’t some, abomination. monster. freak

he’s never judged him based on his poor past actions, nor is role/duty

he accepts him. and all of him. fully and with all of his flaws not that he has any

(god i love them)

i do feel like if they were in a romantic relationship it’d be rather casual in a way that makes it clear there’s something going on between them, but they’re definitely not the type for pda (veeerrry rarely and only in front of people the trust. it’s a different story when they’re in bed tho 😏)

they’re the old married couple that banters and teases each other but with much more sexual tension lol

ok that’s enough yapping from me haha

if you’ve made it this far genuinely ur the best like wow 🥹

this was a looooot of nonsense so thanks for taking the time to read it all

i’ll be honest i still have more to say but like 💀 nah im cut off-

maybe someday tho…

alright bye 😘

[squidsinashirt]

How was meeting Lady Penelope’s dad? ¬‿¬

It’s not exactly a first introduction when he’s known you since you were a kid, is it? 😏

But it’s been a long while since I last spoke to him properly - I think it was just as IR was starting to really take off - and y’know… I guess a lot has changed.

As I’m sure anyone that’s had the pleasure of Lord Hugh’s company would tell you, he’s exactly what you'd expect from a man who's spent half his life commanding warships and the other half navigating diplomatic minefields. Engaging and intelligent, everything’s done just right but with such a natural ease and wit and warmth - a masterclass in action, really. It’s not difficult to draw the genetic lines there, it really isn’t 👱🏻‍♀️

He’s got some incredible stories, both afloat and ashore, and I could listen to them all day. It helps that you can always tell someone else who’s served from a mile out, and there’s an understanding there that lays some easy groundwork. We chatted quite a bit about the Navy and WASP.

He does also outrank me by several stations, the ingrained salute was difficult to suppress 🫡

He’s got a lot of investments in the same kind of areas that I believe in most - conservation work, protecting the oceans, building a sustainable and fair planet. So a lot about the Tracy Industries R&I projects we’ve got going on too.

And of course, we talked about IR and our recent rescues and Four - and quite a bit about Dad, actually. He and Dad were close friends for a long time. It’s always really welcome to get to speak to someone who has always known him… just as Jeff. Y’know, not having to give context to just about everything you say and especially about Dad. He knew Mom too, and that is even rarer, so…

So… yeah.

Nothing out of the ordinary to report. Sat and talked shop over a drink in his study. Why would there be? 🙂‍↔️

Other than when he decided to come up to me at the gala and steal a chocolate egg - and proceeded to tell me it was “tremendously brave to enter enemy territory on special operations dressed as prey”.

Familial sense of humour is strong… 😩

[sonicblueartist]

Are your requests actually open for bullfrog? If so, is it alright to request for yandere headcanons of him? ( or oneshot if that fits more to your liking! ) With human reader that possibly works for eden?

It doesn't has to be anything bloody! Any yandere scenarios that fits him are fine, You can change the scenario if you want it too

And sorry if im misunderstood it! You can just delete this request if i did so!

A/N: Yandere looks so out of character of him. But I give it a try for you dear anon~ Yan!Bullfrog and a worker of Eden? (It's not like humans and hyberds already have a complex realationship enough) Oh jeez. We are going in a big rollercoster ride here, so buckle up your seats guys! 😏👀☕️💦

I need one more thing to say. There is a similar ask like this one. A reader working for Eden. So I'm gonna change this request a slightly bit, so both wouldn’t cross much. I hope that's alright for you :)

AND SO SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT AAAA--

Bullfrog x h!reader HEADCANON-ish? (It's a bit diffucult to tell with what I write here :')

Warnings: blood, dead bodies, possesive behaviour, ooc

Masterlist

Word Count: 1.1k

Taglist: @blorbostation @eateableworm @livelaughluvvfaithyy @darkchanx @astoraa

Btw does anyone want to be in the tag list?

Dear anons; I would really appreciate it if you could choose an emoji while sending your asks and requests (and stick with it) so I can tell you apart. Thank you~

×Anouncment: I am no longer writing for Yangere Bullfrog. It's so out of character of him and I don't want that. Please don't ask me to write about it again my dear readers~ Thank youu. (I'm also so bad at writing yanderes oh my god 😭)

You both already knew each other when it all started

"Hey, do you have any gum?”

"Gum?" You glance at your soldier friend.

"Yeah, I like to chew on them. Do you have any?”

"Uh... no sorry." But you checked on your pockets anyway. Who knows? Maybe you actually have it. Before you can even lift your head a breeze past you.

A breeze? In the middle of the hall where no windows open?

You glance at your side, seeing what is left of your friend on the ground, his throat ripped open as he choked on his own blood and died in mere seconds. You stared at him as his lifeless body lay down motionless.

"I was talking to him.”

"Pas désolé, he is pretty much dead now."

You glance at him unimpressed while he stared up at you with a smile, a sweet sickening one, making you feel annoyed even more. His bloody blades disappearing behind his wrists.

"You need to stop your little visits. They will notice our talks one day. And it's not gonna be pretty for both of us.”

“We never agreed it would be. Qui a dit que ça m'intéressait de toute façon.” He grinned at you as he connected his hands behind his back.

How do you two know each other? Well, you two met when you started to work for Eden, seemingly. You're an agent observing Eden's work and informing your superiors. That's it. That was your job. Being a spy. Dangerous you need to say. Thankfully, if someone notices your act, you know how to fight.

It wasn't long before the assassin and spy met in unfortunate circumstances. Forcing you to fight side by side in a station where both of you are in grave danger. It was in the past now. Either you regret meeting him or not… you weren’t sure.... yet

After that day, he didn't seem to forget about you. Or your purpose. It looks like you managed to catch his attention from the first moments.

He started to show his face whenever he could to the point you can't ignore anymore.

You did get irritated by that a lot of the time, especially in the beginning. But now you just… get used to it? You don’t know. It’s not like he listened when you told him to go.

Thankfully whenever he kills your ‘comrades’ he helps you to not get caught because of his reckless actions? You actually started to think he's doing it on purpose too. Just to stay a bit longer and interact with you more.

You don’t actually care who he kills. You just want him to not ruin your cover.

But when you start to notice every person you talk to starts to disappear or end up dead? You start to worry. Like a lot. How can you not? Your life is on the line.

You know it was him doing it. But you just didn't get why. You are more than capable of handling yourself.

What was he thibking doing all that? Risking your whole mission- YOUR life- To get you caught? There need to be more to it. There is something really wrong with him…

And you were proven right when you found one of your agent friends covered in his own blood, near him only stood and stared Bullfrog while he slowly... died. Like he wanted to teach him a lesson in his own mind.

His blades were bloody. There was something horrible the way he just… stared. What shocked you even more was what he uttered out to the body laying motionless, to the soulless eyes.

“No one… no one can take her away...” he slowly wiped the blood from his mouth.

Your eyes widen with that. How does a normal person would act in this situation? Run away for their life? Scream? Cry? Grow in anger? Probably. But you were a skilled agent. You stepped inside, even you couldn't belive how calm you were, he quickly got aware of your presence and tilted his head with a smirk. He never hid that glint in his eyes.

“Bonjour, mon lumière. How was your day? Good I hope?”

You shook your head, and went straigh to the point, “What have you done?” It was the only thing you could let out at the moment. A lot of things went trhough in your head but you just stood there and actually hoped to hear a manageable answer?

He opened his arms towards you and approached, he actually believed in what he said, “He was going to get in between like all the others. I couldn’t let that happen.”

The more he came closer the more you stepped back, you shook your head, “You are not even making any sense. You are sick, you are—“

You yelled in pain and dropped down on your knees before you could even put up a fight to get away. He cut your ankles. Not actually cut them in two but that still hurted like hell. You hissed and suck in a breath. You grimiced and tighten your fist. You are not going to show any weakness to him.

You panted in pain as he held you in his arms, caressing your back. You growled in anger on his shoulder, wiggling in his strong hold, trying to get away but he didn't even move an inch and continued holding you tightly, not very affected. How could he be so strong?

“Don’t worry, ma vie. You will soon understand that I’m freeing you from the burden of working under an organization as vile as Eden. You’ll be at peace with me. I promise." He caressed your head ‘lovingly’. “Nous serons ensemble pour toujours.”

Your angry yell muffled in his chest. As his eyes stared blankly into space with a smile on his lips.

Everything got so much worse after that...

[ronearoundblindly]

Routine and Not yet for Hideout or Fools Rush In Steve :)

Love this mini series/ask thing you got going on. I ADORE the way you write Steve.

Oh. OH. THIS might break me. Oh daaaammmmnnn. But...but...AT WHAT POINT IN TIME ARE WE TALKING ABOUT???

*crisis*

[Younglings, you poor things, I promise to write something for you soon, but this too is MINORS DNI. The prompt is from this dirty ask game.]

Ya know, I think the two Steebs actually have a lot in common (although Fools is way in the future after his Nomad era) when it comes to being deprived of time with his partner--Nomad because he's still a fugitive, and Sketch after he was 'dead' and gone for three months--so maybe they develop similarly? Fools Rush In Steve, however, has been with Keeps for years by then, while Hideout Steve has barely begun to really get to know Tops.

R - Routine

No matter how I think about it, Hideout Steve can't really have a routine. He just has to make due with the random times he's around with reader at the motel. He can't really plan that, and it becomes more dangerous the more he tries to plan because it's somewhere where someone else (people looking for him) would know he'd be. He can't make promises. I think it eats him up inside, but he can't.

Now! Also no matter how I think it through, Sketch would likely only schedule sex to either avoid or take advantage of your cycle. Like if you're trying for kids, then yeah, he'll use all the basal temperature and ovulation monitoring apps in the fucking world. You can wear the stupid watch thing and just point at him when it's time or something. For sure. He can work like that. When duty calls, right?

Not on birth control for a while but not looking to get pregnant? Yeah, he can wait. F.R.I. Steve has just unbelievable control in that department, aided in no small part by immense guilt for how long it took him to come out of his shell and be physically open with you.

He has his spontaneous moments--more and more the longer you two are together,--but he still gets stuck in his head a lot.

N - Not Yet

I don't see Steve Rogers from any universe ever telling his partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under any circumstance. That just seems cruel, and he wouldn't do it. At very least, it would be for no longer than the time it takes him to set something up, like lighting candles or drawing a bath or setting up a sex swing, idk, just not long.

Steve's the type of man who would tell you to let him know every time you want to touch yourself or do touch yourself. That is...really great for him. He would also turn beet red at how frequently you let him know that, but he ain't gonna stop ya.

Hideout Steve--it's no secret--he needs to work on his own orgasm control. He's really overwhelmed very quickly, and the battle is sorta half-come-as-much-as-possible until his tolerance for stimulation tapers off and half-train-him/himself-by-edging.

All I know is a frustrated Steeb is a sexy Steeb, people.

If you don't believe me, welp, too fucking bad, I'm the writer. 😏

FRI Steve would need a lot of direction in terms of what the point of orgasm delay or orgasm denial is. In his mind...just why?? It's not as if it doesn't take a decent amount of time to get you both to your ends? It's not like he skips over foreplay? Why then would you be a jerk about or prolong a perfectly good love-making? (If you don't know this, Sketch is still very limited in his dirty vocabulary. His actions have evolved exponentially, but under zero circumstances--not even torture--will that man ever refer to your, or anyone else's, genitalia as a 'pussy.' I have pitched a tent near a stream on that hill; I am not leaving unless in a coffin.)

We have established, I believe, in both universes, that Steve Rogers enjoys begging in the bedroom. Very much. He doesn't overdue it. He's not mean about getting it from you. He just doesn't mind begging for himself and certainly doesn't mind hearing you beg.

The end. No delays lol.

Thank you for asking!

[Main Masterlist; Ko-Fi]

A/N: Okay, good news: I didn't die inside as much as I thought I would. Hope you still like it though!

[kaylaz-world-00]

Anon: Are your requests actually open for bullfrog? If so, is it alright to request for yandere headcanons of him? ( or oneshot if that fits more to your liking! ) With human reader that possibly works for eden?

It doesn't has to be anything bloody! Any yandere scenarios that fits him are fine, You can change the scenario if you want it too

And sorry if im misunderstood it! You can just delete this request if i did so!

A/N: Yandere looks so out of character of him. But I give it a try for you dear anon~ Yan!Bullfrog and a worker of Eden? (It's not like humans and hyberds already have a complex realationship enough) Oh jeez. We are going in a big rollercoster ride here, so buckle up your seats guys! 😏👀☕️💦

I need one more thing to say. There is a similar ask like this one. A reader working for Eden. So I'm gonna change this request a slightly bit, so both wouldn’t cross much. I hope that's alright for you :)

AND SO SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT AAAA--

Bullfrog x h!reader HEADCANON-ish? (It's a bit diffucult to tell with what I write here :')

Warnings: blood, dead bodies, possesive behaviour, ooc

Masterlist

Word Count: 1.1k

Taglist: @blorbostation @eateableworm @livelaughluvvfaithyy @darkchanx @astoraa @shiroisotto64

Dear anons; I would really appreciate it if you could choose an emoji while sending your asks and requests (and stick with it) so I can tell you apart. Thank you~

×Anouncment: I am no longer writing for Yangere Bullfrog. It's so out of character of him and I don't want that. Please don't ask me to write about it again my dear readers~ Thank youu. (I'm also so bad at writing yanderes oh my god 😭)

You both already knew each other when it all started

"Hey, do you have any gum?”

"Gum?" You glance at your soldier friend.

"Yeah, I like to chew on them. Do you have any?”

"Uh... no sorry." But you checked on your pockets anyway. Who knows? Maybe you actually have it. Before you can even lift your head a breeze past you.

A breeze? In the middle of the hall where no windows open?

You glance at your side, seeing what is left of your friend on the ground, his throat ripped open as he choked on his own blood and died in mere seconds. You stared at him as his lifeless body lay down motionless.

"I was talking to him.”

"Pas désolé, he is pretty much dead now."

You glance at him unimpressed while he stared up at you with a smile, a sweet sickening one, making you feel annoyed even more. His bloody blades disappearing behind his wrists.

"You need to stop your little visits. They will notice our talks one day. And it's not gonna be pretty for both of us.”

“We never agreed it would be. Qui a dit que ça m'intéressait de toute façon.” He grinned at you as he connected his hands behind his back.

How do you two know each other? Well, you two met when you started to work for Eden, seemingly. You're an agent observing Eden's work and informing your superiors. That's it. That was your job. Being a spy. Dangerous you need to say. Thankfully, if someone notices your act, you know how to fight.

It wasn't long before the assassin and spy met in unfortunate circumstances. Forcing you to fight side by side in a station where both of you are in grave danger. It was in the past now. Either you regret meeting him or not… you weren’t sure.... yet

After that day, he didn't seem to forget about you. Or your purpose. It looks like you managed to catch his attention from the first moments.

He started to show his face whenever he could to the point you can't ignore anymore.

You did get irritated by that a lot of the time, especially in the beginning. But now you just… get used to it? You don’t know. It’s not like he listened when you told him to go.

Thankfully whenever he kills your ‘comrades’ he helps you to not get caught because of his reckless actions? You actually started to think he's doing it on purpose too. Just to stay a bit longer and interact with you more.

You don’t actually care who he kills. You just want him to not ruin your cover.

But when you start to notice every person you talk to starts to disappear or end up dead? You start to worry. Like a lot. How can you not? Your life is on the line.

You know it was him doing it. But you just didn't get why. You are more than capable of handling yourself.

What was he thibking doing all that? Risking your whole mission- YOUR life- To get you caught? There need to be more to it. There is something really wrong with him…

And you were proven right when you found one of your agent friends covered in his own blood, near him only stood and stared Bullfrog while he slowly... died. Like he wanted to teach him a lesson in his own mind.

His blades were bloody. There was something horrible the way he just… stared. What shocked you even more was what he uttered out to the body laying motionless, to the soulless eyes.

“No one… no one can take her away...” he slowly wiped the blood from his mouth.

Your eyes widen with that. How does a normal person would act in this situation? Run away for their life? Scream? Cry? Grow in anger? Probably. But you were a skilled agent. You stepped inside, even you couldn't belive how calm you were, he quickly got aware of your presence and tilted his head with a smirk. He never hid that glint in his eyes.

“Bonjour, mon lumière. How was your day? Good I hope?”

You shook your head, and went straigh to the point, “What have you done?” It was the only thing you could let out at the moment. A lot of things went trhough in your head but you just stood there and actually hoped to hear a manageable answer?

He opened his arms towards you and approached, he actually believed in what he said, “He was going to get in between like all the others. I couldn’t let that happen.”

The more he came closer the more you stepped back, you shook your head, “You are not even making any sense. You are sick, you are—“

You yelled in pain and dropped down on your knees before you could even put up a fight to get away. He cut your ankles. Not actually cut them in two but that still hurted like hell. You hissed and suck in a breath. You grimiced and tighten your fist. You are not going to show any weakness to him.

You panted in pain as he held you in his arms, caressing your back. You growled in anger on his shoulder, wiggling in his strong hold, trying to get away but he didn't even move an inch and continued holding you tightly, not very affected. How could he be so strong?

“Don’t worry, ma vie. You will soon understand that I’m freeing you from the burden of working under an organization as vile as Eden. You’ll be at peace with me. I promise." He caressed your head ‘lovingly’. “Nous serons ensemble pour toujours.”

Your angry yell muffled in his chest. As his eyes stared blankly into space with a smile on his lips.

Everything got so much worse after that...

[salty-an-disco]

you already know who i'm going to say for the ask game 😏

one silly jester contrarian please!!!

damn, I can't believe the first few asks for this game were about my main blorbos, who would've thought /lhj

from this ask game

• First impression

"Oh… LMAO. So this is what we're doing here, huh? I like the voice performance, and they seem silly, so I already like them!!"

• Impression now

This fuckin' clown. Literally if it wasn't for them, I'd probably wouldn't've hyperfixated on STP as hard as I did. Would still love it and hold it as one of my fave pieces of media, yes, but it's probable I wouldn't be making any fanish work LOL. He's rotating in my head at 24/7. Why is he like this? Why does he have so many issues? Who gave this clown the right to be so compelling? I wanna chew on their head and shake them around like a rabid dog.

• Favorite moment

Gotta be the classic, "I didn't know our actions had consequences!!" just– the delivery, the tone, how it happens in the story, what it says about their character. I love this moment so much.

• Idea for a story

So…… many…… if I were to list them all, that'd basically just be most of my WIPs stack.

• Unpopular opnion

Not sure if it's really unpopular, but I don't think Contra gets along with, or even really likes, like– half the other voices. Even on a good day, they mostly just see the others as acquaintances and finds it difficult to meaningfully connect to most of them. That's fine, tho, not like they care or anything.

• Favorite relationship

I already gushed about ContraHero in the Hero ask, and while I have no shame about just doing it again, might as well talk about something else lol

Contra and Cold. The only hint of them interacting is on Razor chapter when Contra goes, "Oh, that's a terrible idea. Let's do it!" to the Cold suggestion, and even that already says a lot about their potential dynamic lol. My OTBesties <3 They can either help where the other lacks or enable each others worst tendencies in an endless cycle, depends on the day and context. I also think they'd just… get each other. Talked on the last point about Contra not really connecting to the others, and since I think Cold is in a similar spot, I can see them bonding over that.

• Favorite headcanon

Contra working out of cartoon logic is everything to me.