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“david is such a sweetheart” “davey is adorable” david middle name jacobs is a snarky bitch and probably side eyes everyone that he comes in contact with
#i still love him#i just think its funny that so much of the fandom views him as#a sweet little baby#he's a sarcastic hoe fr#that man eats sass with his beans and toast#newsies#livesies#david jacobs#'92sies#1992sies#newsies live#davey jacobs#david newsies#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ newsies // random ❥
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QotD 9: What modern slang term would they completely overuse?
Feel free to answer these with your own OCs even if you're not on our server :)
𝐑𝐚𝐟𝐚𝐞𝐥
He would pronounce “LMAO” unironically. And homie would be “hey fam!” And if things go wrong he would go “son of a b” like Dean Winchester
Ominis: Could see him deadpan, very sarcastically say "yaas slay queen" whenever Sebastian has bad ideas just to make sure he knows he should feel shame for his bullshit.
Anemone: She has her own odd expressions so she rarely uses slang, or does so inappropriately.
Weasley: Ah yes, this is very yeet isn't it broski? Let us fortnite dance, I stan your performance in my classes.
Aodh: Once he makes closer friends at Hogwarts, I could totally see him overusing the slang “Fam” when referring to them in a modern setting.
Bjorn: Bjorn wouldn’t likely try to adhere to modern slang at all during his time at Hogwarts, but I could see him in a public relaxed setting trying to squeeze words he’s heard other native speakers say into his dialogue both incorrectly and wildly out of context. If I had to pick one, “send it.” “Yes, of course. So I told my student, even if they were incomplete with their essay to just send it. Just send it. What’s the worst that could happen? Not a zero.”
Althea Rose “Slay” “This shit fucks” in approval “vibes”
Samuel Wood Saying “bet” to acknowledge everything. Would try and call a girl his “hoe” once and get his ass set straight.
𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐞 would be those people who would use “highkey/lowkey” Ex: “I’m down for some food but lowkey I want some desserts right now.” “I am highkey annoyed and stressed” Then “mood” just cause someone would say “I’m tired” and she’ll add in. “Ha mood”
Clara:Watcha doin?
Ayumi:Yikes…
Gyda:Howdy partner!
Bonus:
Ominis:“Sebastian, I’m going to straight up yeet you if you mess with my novellas again.”
Sebastian: “FR? bet.”
"I am still hip (dysplasia)!" -Weasley probably
#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts legacy rp#hogwarts legacy roleplay#hogwarts legacy oc#hphl rp#ominis gaunt#discord rp#hphl oc#matilda weasley#sebastian sallow
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"ask me something stupid and i'll kill you" but what if you are the stupid? it's common sense to pair similar things <3 /j
ok but fr hi rio i am your biggest fan 💞💞
(But did you make a blog about him, anon? /j)
"Riiiiiight," he gives a slow, sarcastic nod, his eyes rolling like tires. "And I'm motherfucking Santa Claus. Put your hand out, 'cause all I've got for you ho-ho-hoes this year is coal!"
#rio ranger ask blog#toto noel ask blog#kimi ga shine#your turn to die#yttd#yttd ranger#rio ranger#toto noel#for all I know you might actually have a more successful ranger blog and I am just a clown#wouldn't be hard to do with my *checks* 6 followers LMAO
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Marvel characters with s/o more badass than them !
characters included : tony, bruce, nat, thor, bucky, steve, wanda
warnings : fem reader, mentions of killing, murder etc, swearing, mentions of sex & sexual tings 😳✋
tony stark —
he thinks youre so hot
which of course is true
and if anyone tries to rub it in that you’re more capable and badass than him he won’t even deny it.
will hands down agree
is your number one fan
you’ve got your own specially customised to your liking super suit :)
you two are so hot
fighting hoes and still looking flawless
and ohh bitch
*fuck boy face*
you with your preferred weapon of choice, killing people left and right makes this man feel some typa wayyyy
everyone has no doubt in their mind to how to how you bagged tony
they’re all wondering how he bagged you.
bruce banner —
my mans is SHOOKETH
he always knew you were exceptionally talented in your line of work
i mean how could he not? you had literal fans left right & centre, even nick fury was impressed with you
so he didn’t really know what to expect
BUT it certainly wasn’t that.
you were so talented it honestly made bruce feel inferior yet in complete awe of you simultaneously
he’s SUCH a worrier tho
like it’s both cute & annoying
yknow?
always always always checking for injuries
as soon as you walk through the door, he’s immediately up and over to you and checking for any injuries
the smallest cut? hello first aid kit.
the most barely noticeable injury? he’s seen it as soon as you walked in.
hulk loves you, too
youse two r are literally unstoppable together
natasha romanoff —
now imma be fr..
who can be more badass than miss natasha romanoff?
that’s right, the only correct answer, no one.
so we’re just gonna put y’all at equal badassery
HOTTEST MF DUO
pls half the squad gotta take a moment to recollect themselves from the affect of both of your combined hotness
the media is all over you two
& EVERYONE is thirsting over you both
understandably so
you’re always each other’s partner for missions
and that’s just how it’s always going to be bc you guys work best together
everyone thinks you two can talk telepathically at this point
silent looks exchanged and you already have a whole plan
all in all the two of you take missions very seriously
& everyone respects that
however.. there are times were youse two just can’t help it so you snog while fighting off whatever the fuck it is this time
nobody says shit tho bc they’re fully frightened of the both of you
scariest hottest duo 😁
thor odinson —
he called it the moment he saw you
you just looked like someone that no one should mess with, and he admires that
HOWEVER
thinking it and seeing it in action are two very different things
let’s say on a mission, he’ll see you fighting and dodging and killing all while having a battle of sarcastic quips with tony over the comms
literally in awe of you
will stop and stare with literal heart eyes
will shower you in endless compliments
tony has almost blasted him out of the compound multiple times cuz in EVERY single sentence he says, he adds compliments for you.
will proudly boast about your abilities
‘yes, you must know of lady y/n, the best avenger if i do say so, i’m not quite sure how ive managed to get her to court me’
‘yes this is my partner, lady y/n, im sure you’ve heard of her’
cue smug, proud smile
the cutest <3
bucky barnes —
he’s quite sure he’s never been more turned on
seeing you, his girl, in action— fighting effortlessly and just being your badass self really gets him feeling stuff, man
like to the point he’s almost drooling tbh
you : 🦵🍑 him : 👁👅👁
in his mind, you > everyone else
no but he’s genuinely very proud of you and is, too, in awe of your fighting abilities
thinks youre so awesome and just amazing, and doesn’t understand how someone like you can love someone like him
the two of you make for scariest couple hands down
tho according to nat there’s not much competition cuz only one person in tony & peppers relationship is scary ( spoiler: it’s pep )
he always finds a way to compliment you— and most the time, the compliments are not acceptable cause we are all holy children here 👰♂️
taking care of each other’s wounds >>>
the sexiest sexiest duo 🧎♀️🧎♀️
steve rogers —
🧱⬆️
if you understood that.. no you didn’t.
he’s so fducking in awe of you bby
the way you just effortlessly dodge and fight and how you think quickly on your feet—
and not to sound pervy, pls steeb is such a gentleman
but the WAY your body moves when you fight, like how all your movements are so graceful and just—
ugh. you’re perfection <3
obviously bae stays professional on the battlefield of whateva. he’s captain amercia for ... ducks sake
but he shyly compliments you after, DEFINITELY with a cute rosy blush on his cheeks
the ones on his face, i mean.
silently convinced you’re another of thor’s long lost sisters of something
you’re just too unreal to be human
in ALL aspects
wink wonk
wanda maxipadmoff —
the most concerned cute gf
knows you can handle yourself but that isn’t gonna stop her from being concerned
always there to clean and tend to your wounds when necessary <33
not that it’s necessary often cuz you don’t get injured that often
thinks you’re extremely cool
like extremely extremely cool
shyly asks you to teach her
her small little ADORABLE smile omg stop she’s so cute i cant
the two of you together >>>>>>>
probably the most shipped couple ( by the public ) of the avengers
bc of your little moments in battle that they get to see on tv :((
she’ll fly you up somewhere, arms around you bridal style and she’s holding you with so much love & care OR your on her back, head on her shoulder
and you thank her with a tender kiss & a wink with makes her brain momentarily fuzzy and noticeably red
or when you and her team up and the constant worry and intimate care for each other which is so plainly obvious
even through a tv screen
#the avengers imagine#tony stark imagine#natasha romanoff imagine#bruce banner imagine#thor odinson imagine#bucky barnes imagine#steve rogers imagine#wanda maximoff imagine#tony stark x reader#natasha romanoff x reader#bruce banner x reader#thor odinson x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#steve rogers x reader
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Finally ~ Ricky Bowen X Reader
Summary: Y/n is trying to lose her V card, trying to find the right guys and all. Ricky has been in love with Y/n for a long time. Y/n tries to get with a guy, which fails miserably. Then, Ricky and Y/n meet, and things get heated.
Pairing: Ricky Bowen X fem reader. (Change if u want)
Warnings: Strong language, inappropriate touching, and smut.
Tags: None, I ain't popular, but lmk if u wanna be added.
Notes: K, so, I actually wrote this whole chapter, and Tumblr deleted it. Now I have to rewrite it. Like wtf?
"Are you coming over today?" asked Emma, she and I had been friends since Kindergarten.
"Is it ok if I don't? I'm meeting up with Ethan, and we might get things heated," I said
"All you talk about is Ethan. Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, like he isn't even that good, he's an F-boy, you deserve better. How about Peter? He's cute and single!" said Emma
"Isn't he gay?" I asked
"*Sigh* true. You do you,'' said Emma, going back to her house.
I then thought about it and decided to call Ethan.
I ran his line, and he picked up on the 3rd ring, "Hello?"
"Hey, Ethan!" I said
"Hey... Uhm, who is this?" asked Ethan.
Is he fr?
"Uh, it's Y/n," I said
"Oh... OH! Y/n, hey cutie, how are you?" asked Ethan
"I'm good... How bout you?" I asked
"I'm good. So, uh, what's up?" he asked
"I wanted to say... Wanna hang out today?" I asked
"Uh... Sure, how about in... An hour?" asked Ethan... Sounds fishy...
"Babyyy, come back?" I heard a voice
"Who was that?" I asked
"Oh, that-- That was my mom, she still calls me baby, like omg stop," said Ethan
"Alright. I guess I'll see you soon?" I asked
"Sure. Bye, babe," he said, as he hung up
I'm not letting this slide. That did not sound like his mom. Moms don't moan while saying "baby".
I'm showing up early by 15 minutes, I'm going to see what he's up to.
I mean he said he likes me, like a couple days ago. Who would get mad about the person they like showing up a little early?
~15 Mins Later~
I went to Ethan's house, and knocked on the door. Also rang the doorbell in case he didn't hear.
"I'm coming!" I heard, and smiled
After a few seconds, Ethan opened the door, his expressionless face turned into a shocked face, "Y/n? What are you doing here?"
"I just decided to show up a little early. Why is something wrong?" I asked
"Uh... I'm kind of busy..." said Ethan
"Ethan... Who are you talking to?" I heard a voice say
"That was definitely not your mom. What's going on?" I asked
"Uhh... Y/n, how about you go for today, and we can hang out some other time. Just you and me? Sound good," asked Ethan
I scoffed, shaking my head, "No, what the fuck is this?" I got in the house to see a half naked girl on the couch...
Katelyn??? The school's popular girl?
"Um, who the fuck are you?" asked Katelyn
"I was supposed to be hanging with Ethan today, well, he seems busy," I said
"Y/n, I'm sorry. Uh... How about I make it up to you, tomorrow?" smirked Ethan
"Hello? I'm right here!" said Katelyn
"I can see that," said Ethan
"You said you liked me..." I said
"And I do. Why are you being so awkward?" asked Ethan
"You call this awkward? You're the one hooking up with Katelyn, and also expecting to hang out with me! It would have been better if you just said no," I said
"Uh... Sorry? Should I make it up to you or no?" asked Ethan
"You're so stupid. Come on, Katelyn, we can do better than this punk," I said
"Uhh... I don't even know you. Besides, I'm horny, so I'm staying. Chop chop outta here," said Katelyn, unbuttoning Ethan's shirt.
"Ok, so you're both hoes. Got it. Have fun," I said, sarcastically
"Oh, we will," said Katelyn, biting her lip at Ethan.
"Whores," I said, getting outta Ethan's place.
I'm a pretty sensitive person when it comes to being stood up, boys, or just things. I'm new to it, but not at the same time.
Don't cry. Don't cry. A guy was about to play you, did you expect it? Yes, well... No. But don't cry!! They're stupid. They always do the same crap.
They don't deserve you, you deserve bette than an f-boy. Gosh, Emma was right. I have to start listening!
"Y/n?" a voice cut me off, I looked to see... Ricky Bowen?
"Hey, Ricky. What's up?" I asked, tears almost spilling out of my eyes
"Whoa, are you ok? Your eyes are red," he said
"I'm fine. Or uhh, I will be," I said, my voice cracking the slightest bit as tears threatened to get out.
"Here, come inside. My parents are out," he said, as he got me in his house, and into his room.
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"So... What's bothering you?" asked Ricky.
"There was this guy... I thought he liked me, and we were supposed to hang out, but when I went to his place I saw some half naked girl on the couch, who was Katelyn, by the way. Gosh she's such a hoe. How is she popular?" I asked
"I'm sorry to hear that. You deserve better than him," said Ricky
"That's what I get for trying to lose it. I'm so sick of being a virgin, I get horny a lot... And I'm not even a good masturbather! Gosh, I'm 16, well, basically 17, but I wanna lose it so bad," I said
Ricky paused... "Remember in 5th grade? When I liked you?"
"You did? Haha, I thought you were pretty cute," I said
"Really?" he asked, I nodded.
"Do you uh... Still think that?" asked Ricky
"I mean, if someone asked me smash or pass, I'd say smash," I said
Ricky smirked, "What if I said... I never stopped?"
"Oh... For real?" I asked, he smiled and nodded
"I honestly... Don't know what to say. A part of me kind of wants to like you back, but the other part doesn't know what the fuck to do. Gosh life is filled with drama," I said
Third Person POV:
Ricky scooted closer to Y/n, "Yeah. You just gotta see where it leads you, and make smart choices." he cupped ran his thumb across her cheek without knowing.
Y/n looked up and blushed the slightest bit. He's got pretty eyes, she thought.
Ricky's eyes travelled to her lips. He'd been in love with her for a long time, and wanted to kiss her so bad.
They were getting closer without knowing, every second. Ricky wanted to just close the space and Y/n was thinking, Maybe I should kiss him? I mean, I should give him a try, he can't be that bad...
I don't want to play with his feelings, at the same time, I kind of wanna give in, but I don't kno--, thought Y/n, but then Ricky closed the space between them and they kissed.
Wow... Y/n's first kiss. It felt magical, honestly. She was kissing a cute guy. And the cute guy really liked her.
Did she like him? Kinda? She needed to figure it out, so she did it. She gave in.
On the other hand, Ricky was living his dream, he was thinking, chill, we're just kissing, but no. There could be more.
Ricky pulled Y/n closer, and she got onto his lap. Ricky was getting harder each second, he gripped her ass and licked her lower lip for entrance, which she granted.
Ricky's tongue explored her mouth, she's perfect, he thought.
Y/n moaned into Ricky's mouth as he groaned into hers.
Ricky started to move Y/n up and down on his lap, Y/n noticed he was getting hard and smirked.
Ricky then switched their positions and made Y/n be the bottom, as he went on top of her and started kissing down her neck, looking for her weak spot, which he found and nibbed at it. Leaving a few hickeys.
Y/n moaned and tugged on Ricky's hair, making him groan.
Ricky reached to the ends of Y/n's shirt, eventually taking it off and doing the same with his own.
Y/n took a moment to stare at Ricky's abs, running her fingers down his stomach.
"Like what you see?" he smirked, Y/n nodded.
Ricky then took a moment to look at Y/n's chest. They were average size, but also looked filled and squishy, he attacked them with his mouth, leaving kisses and hickeys before getting permission from Y/n to take it off. Which she accepted.
After a little, when he was done with her chest, he moved back up to her neck, then got one of his "needy" hands, and put it inside her underwear, slowly drawing little circles on her clit, making her moan.
"You haven't been ripped yet, right?" he asked, she shook her head
"You know you don't have to do this," said Ricky, she gave him a small smile, "I want to."
"Can you handle 2 fingers?" asked Ricky
"I don't know. But I'll try," she said, Ricky smiled, and inserted 2 fingers slowly, Y/n moaned, moving her hips signaling that she wanted more.
"You like that?" he asked, she moaned and nodded. He went a little faster, causing her to moan more.
He went faster and faster, til she couldn't take it anymore.
It won't hurt as much, Y/n thought. I've been a little stretched now.
"Can I take it off?" asked Ricky, Y/n nodded.
Ricky removed Y/n's underwear, and took a moment to look at her pussy. He was getting super hungry, but Y/n decided to speak up.
"Ricky..."
"Yeah?"
"I need you..."
"To do what?" he smirked
"Get inside me," said Y/n
"As you wish," he said, as he took off his boxers, revealing his super hard dick that was taking him a lotta effort to not get more hard.
"Whoa," said Y/n
"You like it?" he asked, she nodded
"You're big," she said, he laughed, and pecked her lips
"Tell me if it hurts too much," said Ricky, Y/n nodded. But she was so horny at this point, that when Ricky entered her, she felt pain, but it was numb.
Ricky entered her slowly, but fast. Y/n moaned, and he started to go in and out of her.
The room filled with moans and groans
"Faster," Y/n said, and Ricky did as she said.
After a minute of going in and out, "I'm close," said Ricky
"Me too," said Y/n, feeling the liquid form inside of her
"Cum on me, babe," said Ricky, Y/n smiled as she felt her liquid coming to the tip of her pussy. She held it in a few seconds because of the pleasure. However, Ricky was desperate.
He went faster and faster, making Y/n moan more.
"Please. Cum on me, I wanna feel you on me. I know it sounds like total cringe but I wanna feel you so ba-- AAGHH," moaned Ricky as his Y/n's walls tightened up around him, and she cummed, causing Ricky to do the same
He then pulled out of her, and they cleaned themselves up.
~5 minutes later~
"That was good," said Ricky, laying down next to Y/n.
"Yeah," she said, putting her head on his chest, as Ricky blushed and put an arm around her.
"So... What are we? Just fuck buddies, or is this gonna be a 1 night stand?" he asked, secretly hoping she'd accept him as a boyfriend instead.
"Well... I don't know about you, but-- I mean, you being my first time. This meant something to me..." said Y/n
"Well... Do you wanna be my girlfriend then?" asked Ricky, Y/n went silent, thinking about it.
"Shit, sorry. That was a stupid question, I mean you barely know me and--" Ricky trailed off
"Sure," Y/n smiled
"--and you're probably thinking that I'm one of those guys that just use girls for his needs and the next day-- wait... What did you say?" asked Ricky
"I said, sure," said Y/n, smiling
"So... We are dating?" asked Ricky
"Yeah, I mean, I barely know you, but I don't not know you. You're cute, and... Maybe this could work," she said
"Well, from what I know about you, we have a lot in common," Ricky smiled, and Y/n did too.
"Rick! I'm home!" a guy screamed, probably his dad.
"Ok! I have my girlfriend over, if that's ok," said Ricky, looking down at y/n who laughed
"Alright. Glad you were able to move on," said his dad.
"Hey, uh, is it ok if she spends the night?" asked Ricky
"It's fine by me," said his dad, Ricky smiled kissing Y/n's forehead.
Y/n POV:
So... I finally found my guy, Ricky and I are dating now. Let's see where this goes, lol.
Ricky POV:
Best. Day. Ever.
I finally got the girl of my dreams. I'll do anything it takes to not lose her.
Pt. 2?
#rickybowensmut#rickybowenxreader#Rickybowen#Bowen#Ricky#hsmtmts smut#hsmtmts#hsmtmts imagines#rickeyxy/n#rickey Bowen x y/n#finally
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Hoe your doing alright:D
Can i have the mercs reacting to the reader making dumb jokes like "OMG YOU HAVE LIGMA.." "LIGMA BALLZ🤣‼️" LMFAO SORRY IF ITS WEIRD😇
mercs x reader who has ligma
SCOUT
- thinks you're hilarious asf and literally bursts into laughter whenever you use a yo mama joke on somebody. however when you use a joke like that on him he stops laughing immediately and looks at you with a straight face.... like how DARE YOU do this to him. also he's definetely gonna unknowingly copy you so now there's two people in the base making annoying jokes. yay
PYRO
- they do NOT understand any of your jokes and they don't even bother asking you to explain. pyro is just glad to see you happy so chances are they're going to laugh with you, even if they don't know WHY lol. they just like seeing you laugh yknow!!!
SOLDIER
- like pyro, he does NOT understand the joke. you're gonna have to explain it to him in great detail but after that he's gonna laugh. VERY LOUDLY. this cycle repeats everytime you use one of your epic awesome jokes. he asks you what it means, you explain, he laughs. "CADET! EXPLAIN!" (insert painfully long explanation that even someone like soldier can understand) "HAHAHA! THAT IS VERY FUNNY" it sounds sarcastic over text but this is his honest reaction i promise
HEAVY
- ohhh PLEASE don't use these jokes on heavy please look at this poor man. look at him. bro is just chilling, eating a sandvich.... are you really going to ruin his day with a candace joke?? /hj no but fr he's gonna be SO confused. like he does understand the punchline, but WHY do you find this funny? everytime you make a joke like that in front of him there's just one big cartoony question mark next to his head...
DEMOMAN
- loves you fr fr, like genuinely he thinks you're the funniest person EVER. doesn't matter if you use these jokes on him or on someone else, demo's gonna bend over laughing and slap his knee like that was the smartest joke he's ever heard. you received the title of his "funny friend", so everytime he invites you and the others to drink he boasts about how funny you are and how everyone needs to see for themselves
ENGINEER
- ohh he also loves you and your jokes, he's just not very vocal about it. he's smart so he gets the punchline immediately, and after a while of you saying these jokes to him, he's gonna get pretty good at guessing the patterns. engie even thinks of new jokes for you to use like DAMN you got yourself a professional joke composer
MEDIC
- surprisingly?? he finds your jokes hilarious?? he's old and insane but funnily enough your deez nuts jokes make this doctor giggle. he likes quoting your jokes when he's operating on other people, it really makes the surgery go by quicker! :D he will also boast about you to his patients. "oh yes zhey are SO funny you just have to meet zhem!" he says as he accidentally puts the liver of someone else into the wrong body. AGAIN
SPY
- HATES your jokes, he thinks they're annoying. also he's too smart to fall for them so i recommend to just give up on him. everytime you try to say something funny spy just scoffs and pretends to ignore you smh. BUT, whenever you use a ligma joke on scout and he falls for it, spy laughs. like bro is not even trying to be subtle, he just starts cackling. was it your joke that made him laugh or was it scout's stupidity? who knows. but he DID laugh
SNIPER
- hates your jokes, like ACTUALLY hates them. one time, back when you two weren't that close yet, he even pointed his kukri at you because you kept saying amogus or something. that's in the past though, he's a changed man. whenever you want to joke with him now he just looks you dead in the eye like "...you're going to say joe mama, aren't you". he loves you tho, so he DOES tolerate your epic awesome jokes.....FOR NOW!
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Lookk so to mention this is not just any friends to lovers story my toxic side is screaming friends with benefits type beat so😉 there will be some heartbreaking and Shinsou talking to other girls and you talking to other boys❤️❗️this is also a poc reader sooo read if you want i dont own you🤷🏽♀️
Songs for this chapter ⬇️
• B***h dont kill my vibe by kendrick Lamar
• in control nba youngboy
⚠️❗️marijuana use in this chapter❗️⚠️
"Alright we have 569 orders to pack Toshi." You say to Shinsou "ok hold on." Shinsou said licking and blunt to finish rolling it. You grabbed a box of packages and put it in the living room the grabbing your computer to print out labels and receipts.
You light a candle and turn on some music (the song at the top) Shinsou puts the blunt to the side and starts labeling the packages and putting the orders together in this order costumers order, business card, thank you card, and receipt. You do final packaging and stamp for the mail marking each order off the list and putting it in the box of finished orders.
"Hey n/n wanna go get a tattoo tomorrow?"
"Sure but where?"
"You remember Sero and Denki from Highschool?"
"Yea."
"Well they opened a tattoo spot on 58th." Shinsou said "Bet we can go." You respond putting another order in the box.
*DING*
"Who is it?" You ask Shinsou cause he pick up you phone. "Armoni." "What did he say?" "He said can he come over?" Shinsou responded "Are you ok with him coming over?" You say "Yea." "Ok then tell him Its ok."
Armoni⛓💵: Is it ok if i come over?
Y/n🤍🌸| Yea. You spending the night and do you need a ride?
Y/n🤍🌸| Also do ma know?
Armoni⛓💵: yea she know and no dad dropping me off.
Armoni⛓💵: ouu i can spend the night bet. Yea if thats the case.
Y/n🤍🌸: i didn't-
Y/n🤍🌸: Aight.
You and Shinsou start back in the orders soon finishing them. "I'm tired as fuck." You say flopping down on the couch "Get untired sweetheart cause your brother is coming over and we have a blunt to smoke and food to order." Shinsou said while laying across your legs.
Y/n's pov
Shinsou lit the blunt and hit it a few times. I looked at him as he let the smoke move out his mouth softly blowing with his head back. "Like what you see?" Shinsou said looking at me with a cocky smirk thats when I noticed I was staring "shut up and pass the blunt." I say. Shinsou chuckled and gave me the blunt. I did the same thing as Shinsou but blew o's "stop trying to show out n/n." Shinsou said taking the blunt "boy ain't nobody 'showing out'." I say putting up quotation marks with your hands.
We pass the blunt back a forth a few more times until I got a notification from life 360 saying Armoni go to the apartment. Shinsou put out the blunt and put it with the spongebob rolling tray we had. I cracked the window and opened the balcony door a little bit and went in my room to put the orders away.
When I came out the room someone started knocking on the door kinda like the police (strong ass knock✋🏽💀) "Armoni Keith l/n how manys time do I have to tell you stop knocking on my fucking door like that." I say opening the door. " Dang Im sorry you aint gotta cuss at me n/n" Armoni said "Aye Shinsou where the hoes?"
I smack Armoni on the back if the head while walking past him to the living room "Ain't no hoes." I say coldly. "Yea Armoni ain't no hoes.... right now." Shinsou said smirking. "Nigga." I say with a straight face. "Im not finna do this with ya'll tonight." Shinsou and Armoni start laughing "ANYWHOO. Did you eat yet Armoni cause was finna order some food."
"Nah not yet." Armoni said. "What do ya'll want to eat?" I say walking into the kitchen with my phone to grab an water and then lean on the island.
"What about taco bell?"
"Armoni who the fuck."(sorry to the people who like taco bell) I say "ima have to agree with y/n Armoni. Who eats Taco bell?" "Uhh..obviously me." Armoni says.
"Awe naw you gotta go." I say "how about in and out? We can go out and get that." K said "im cool with that" Armoni says. "Ok." I say walking to my room. I got in to my room and pull out a pair of jogging pants and a oversized (fav anime) shirt and took off my bonnet and styled my faux locs
I grabbed my purse and house and car keys. "Yall ready?" I ask putting on my air force ones. "Been ready. We was waiting for you." Shinsou said.
Time skip
I start up my car using my remote start while we were walking to the car in the parking garage.
Everyone gets in the car. "LET ME PLAY THE MUSIC!" Armoni yells "STOP FUCKING YELLING." And it depends on what you finna play." I say turning around to look at Armoni. "Come on n/n let him play the music." Shinsou said looking at me tilting his head with puppy dog eyes. "I guess." I say rolling my eyes. "Just dont play no trash shit." I said looking at him through the rear view mirror. "Ok ok and i was going to say yall had to cause yall smoked with out me." He said making this face '😌' "boy.."
Play in control by nba youngboy
"shhhhhhhh" Shinsou said putting his finger up to your mouth and pointing to the steering wheel. "Food." I side eyed him and started backing out the parking spot and driving out the garage. Armoni start playing Nba youngboy. As much as I wanted to turn it off Shinsou wouldn't let me so we had to flow with it.
"Sk machine guns its two of us wit four nines!" Armoni rapped with the song (in control-nba young boy only song i can get down to🙌🏽 edit- i put the wrong song🙂 if you listen to yb just ignore that🧍🏽♀️) I turned down the radio. "What do yall want from here?" I asked they both said what they wanted and i went inside and ordered the food. As im waiting a guy comes up to me "Damn, what a fine girl like you doing out by yourself." He says "ahaha" I said sarcastically "getting food." I say still looking down at my phone. "You should me get your number." He says "you should let me get your name." I respond dodging the request. " My name is Shindo and you?" "Y/n" i say
"Order number (blah blah blah)!" The cashier says "welp thats me." I said not wanting to talk to him anymore. "Here you go ma'am." R/n says handing my bag "Thank you, have a good night" i say walking towards the door. "Hey! Uhh.. y/n you said it was!" I heard the guy from before right when I walked out the door "Hey" I said putting on a fake smile. "Can I get your number?" He asked "yea sure" I say pulling out my phone to put his number in.
Shinsou's pov
As me and Armoni are just chilling the car I see y/n coming out on in and out but she getting stopped by someone "who the fuck.." I say "what wron... oh shit" Armoni says. "You know who that is?" Armoni asks me. "Not at all." I tell him. Im not gonna lie i was jealous. But like fr who is that. I see y/n put her phone back the guy tried to hug her but she away "she dont want em" me and Armoni said at the same time and busted out laughing
"What are yall laughing at?" Y/n said opening the back door putting the food in the car. "You petty for doing that to that dude." Armoni said trying to stop laughing. "Awe well he was the on that didn't realize." Y/n said " But you still gave him your number though ." I said. "Yea Im finna block his number rn." Y/n said pulling her phone back out.
Y/n's pov
"Aye. Disconnect from my car now." I said to Armoni "whyyyy?" Armoni whined. " Disconnect or get out. Either way your still disconnecting just the second one your walking." I said smiling at him "ok ok"
I started playing my playlist.
~Time skip~
Shinsou's pov
We got back to the apartment and everybody got comfortable and we ate and watched movies Armoni went into his room and got in the bed around 3 am. Me and y/n were still in the living room. Y/n was laying on me and I was laying on the couch.
~30 minutes later~
"Hey y/n..." she fell asleep on me. 'How cute' I chuckled and just stayed there not wanting to wake her up to put her in her bed. I kept watching f/a that Y/n had put on after Armoni went to bed.
*DING*
Kami💀⚡️: Yoooo are yall coming through to the shop tmrw
Hitoshi☄️: yea why wouldn't we😃.
Kami💀⚡️: just asking cause you guys change up plans really quick if ya know what i mean😉
Hitoshi☄️: stfu. It was only once.
Kami💀⚡️: if you say soo Hitoshi😌
Hitoshi☄️: stop fucking texting me.
It was only once we only did it once. Me and Y/n were supposed to go to their shop the other day but thing between me and y/n go heated and we ended up in bed together but thats besides the point. "Yo Hitoshi your still woke?" Armoni said walking into the living room. "Just up to get som..."Armoni stopped and look at me then down. "Uhmmm..." Armoni went back to his room and got his phone.
"Moms is gonna love this." Armoni said taking a picture. "Why you take a.... fuck Armoni delete it now." I whisper yelled still trying not wake up y/n
"Why should I delete it? Why ya'll ain't tell nobody you guys were a 'thing'?" Armoni shot back. "Cause we're not. Bruh delete the pic and we stay safe. You know your sister is crazy and if she finds out thats the end of our lives." I say slightly sitting up causing y/n to move around a little bit. "Valid point I'll delete it on one case." I was over joyed til the last part.
"Let me drive the car tomorrow." Armoni said. I sighed knowing either way this might be my last week on earth. "Ok." "Anddd deleted thank you for your service." Armoni said taking his water and going back to his room.
I layed back down trying to comprehend what just happened.
*DING*
"What the fuckkkk." I say reaching over to y/n's phone.
*New message from (***)-***-****
(***)-***-****: Hey y/n this Shindo😉.
*read*
I looked at the phone for a little bit 'who is Shindo'
(***)-***-****: from In&out we met there just yesterday.
(***)-***-****: shit. My bad for blowing up your phone just realized how late it is. Text me back when you see this👋🏽.
'Wow' I think to myself bro really is blind. Would this be considered harassment. Maybe I'm tripping... im still high as fuck. Maybe I should go to sleep. I cut on another show to try and fall asleep on but I couldn't. I kept thinking what if she falls for him?
"Y/n." I say shaking her a little bit "come on" Motioning her to wrap her legs and arms around me so I can put her in her bed. "Can I sleep in here?" I ask "Bruh your room is down the hall go there." She said in a sleepy voice. "I dont feel like ittttt" i say.
Y/n slow turned over to face me. "I dont have the energy to argue with you." She said "I take that as a yes." I say getting into her bed.
I felt y/n snuggle under me trying to find warmth so I grabbed and held her close to me. "Goodnight." I say. No response so I start to let go "ok ok night." I heard y/n say. "Mhm thats what I thought." After a while I was able to fall asleep.
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This chapter took 5 ever to write but it was worth it I really hope you guys liked this chapter.
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Chapter 2 “Timing Is everything”
“Im still 20 mins away from her shit” i said while doing 55 in a 40.
*Vibrate Vibrate* Looked down at my phone.
(Smacked my lips)
“Why this nigga calling me at 2:30 in the morning “
(I answered)
“Whats the deal my nigga”
Rik: AYYYEEEE NIGGA YOU WIDE AWOKE WAIT YOU IN THE CAR WHERE YOU GOING?” He yelled drunkly.
“Whyyy nigga”
Rik:Man you prolly going to a btc house or something ohhhh i know where you going to that big booty btc whats her name.?.? Paris
“Passion my nigga and no😒 i just left there actually”... MAN WASSUP with yo drunk ass” i said jokingly.
Rik:Man Fuck you im not drunk pull up we got hoes , bottles, weed allat.
(You know black people)
Man who all over there? I asked sarcastically.
Rik: Dont do that bro cause everytime you ask that i say the wrong name n you dont show up.
*I laughed*
Whatever my nigga you know i dont fuck around.
He turnt the camera around.
I looked closely i see 3 thick ass females but one of em is bri😍.
“Is that bri”
Rik: Yeeeaaaaa DONT WORRY BOUT IT.
“Man stop playing send me the location bro”
Rik:Ight hurry yo ass up
“Ight bro im coming”
(He hung up the location dropped)
“Bet he only 10 mins away”
*2:35am* (Police sirens)
“Aww shit” while looking at the rearview mirror i Slowed down and pulled over.
*The police Interceptor pulled up behind me*
The officer hops out adjust his pants and armed belt before shutting the his door.
I Rolled down my window as im looking at my side mirror nervous because Im a black man in a nice car in the burbs anything could happen... Am i gonna make it...? Will I see my family again...? (Questions thrown everywhere lost in my head that i forgot i got pulled over..)
Officer jacks:SIR
AJ:Huh.... uh Yes officer
Officer jacks:License, Registration, and Proof of insurance he said aggravatedly.
Aj: I have them but can i ask you why you pulled me over.?
Officer:You were going 55 in a 40.... license, registration, and proof of insurance.
AJ:Ok I have it.. Its in my glove department can i reach to get it sir.??
Officer: Yea go ahead im not gonna hurt you.
*I reached and grabbed everything i needed and handed them to him.(Second cop car pulling up.
*2:40am*
“Oh great now i got another mf to deal with.”
(Second officer walks up and flashes his light in my car blinding my eyes causing me to squint.)
Officer #2: You got anything the car that we need to know about sir? He asked sarcastically.
Aj:No sir i just wanna go home.
Officer#2: You will, just comply and everything will be alrt.
(He walked to the back of my car and met the other officer.)
“Man they need to hurry up its damn near 3am.”
*Incoming Facetime” (Its Ashley)
AJ:Hello.
Ashley:Where are you?!! She cried out.
AJ:I got pulled over.
Ashley:*Gasps* ARE YOU OK?
AJ:Yea yea im good. They walking back up imma call you back.
Ashley:NO ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN IM STAYING ON THE PHONE.
AJ:Ok ok mute your phone
Officer jacks walked up my left side while the other officer walked up the right while his hand was on his holster.
Officer Jacks: Ok here go all your information son but here go a ticket for speeding.
Officer#2: *Chuckled* “You sure there’s nothing in the car that we need to know about son?? He asked again.
AJ: I TOLD YOU NO ALREADY MAN I yelled out.
Officer#2: You getting loud with me boy..?!! He said while pointing the end of his flashlight at me with a aggressive tone.
Officer Jacks:AYE!! Calm down Reed he demanded. Now heres your info and your ticket just slow down. (And he patted the top of my car and both officers walked away).
Officer#2:”Yea ill see you soon” He said while walking away.
AJ: “Oh shit Ashley” Hello.. Hello Fuck it she must’ve went to the bathroom or something.
(Hangs Up)
I sped off going 45 heading to Rik location im 5 mins out.
*3am*
(Pulling up) “Man where this nigga at “ while im looking around for rik.
“Oh There he go drunk ass on top of car with a 5th of anejo in his hand” i thought jokingly
Rik: “AYYYEEEE” is what he yelled while i was walking up.
“Whats the deal brody” (i said while giving him a handshake)
Rik hopped of the car and put his arm around my neck and we started walking.
“Look bro i got the hoes, weed, liqour what else you need my nigga? Condoms? “WASSUP” he yelled with excitement
“Nah nah bro you know i dont be on that kinda shit no more. I really cant be here that long fr my nigga i gotta dip in a min.”
“YOU GOTTA DIIIIIIIIPP Man what” he said
“Look man i told you that otp i just came to see what you was on and where bri?”
“Ohhhh thats what you really came for you slick ass nigga.!” He said while pointing his finger at me.
“Whatever nigga”
*Vibrate Vibrate*
Ashley: AJ stop playing with me😒
AJ: Im not im coming im almost there.
Ashley:Ok babe hurry up
I looked at my apple watch As we was finishing up our convo its 3:05am and a car ridin slow up the block but no one noticed until we heard *FAH FAH FAH* bottles fell, people screaming and running but i also hear “GET ME SOME HELP SOMEBODY PLS HELP”.
“Why the light get so bright? Why im getting so sleepy? Im so numb?
“STAY WITH ME BRO COME ON MAN HEEEEELLLPPP”
*Sirens faintly in the background”
*3:10am*
“Damn i wasnt even suppose to be here...”
This light so bright Imma just close my eyes”
(The lights got dimmer n dimmer til it was dark.)
(Everything just faintly drifted away)
*Beep Beep Beep*
(Slowly opening my eyes)
“Damn you fine in that white dress where im at in heaven”.?
She chuckled “Hello Mr.Davis Im Dr.Taylor and you are very lucky to be alive.”
“Yeah i was thinking the samething very very lucky” and looked her from toe to head.
I started getting lost in her light brown eyes, she walked right over to me and climb in the bed and got right on top of me.
Took her hair out the ponytail and swung it back n forth to give it volume.
I took her doctor coat off and opened her blouse.
Titties so soft and her nipples was so hard i placed my warm mouth and swirled my tongue around her areola.
She placed her hands on the back of my head and pulled me closer.
“Mr Davis” she moaned so softly
“Yes Baby” i said while still licking and kissing all over her.
“Mr Davis” she said again but this time she yelled.
“Huh” i said with confusion.
I snapped back into reality.
“Are you ok” she said with a little chuckle.
“Uhh yeah Im good Doc”
A ugly mean looking nurse walked in and grimmed me before injecting something in my iv.
“WOAH WOAH WHAT SHE DOING Ahhh?” I yelled while i was in pain pressing my side.
“Its gonna help you sleep to reduce the pain in about 10 secs you will be outta there and getting rest. And i will see you when you wake up.” She said as i was nodding off trying to speak.
“Wai—-“ i said faintly was to sleepy to talk.
“Damn and i thought i had a sex scene for yall this time”😂
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Dirt Rich, Hoes Mad
INVOLVED: Naomi King, Maya Morgan, Isabelle Marshall, Victoria Perry, and Melaine Ashton TIME FRAME: Sunday, December 22, 2019 LOCATION: Shopping Plaza; Denver, Colorado SUMMARY: The women take a trip to the shopping strip, after Trina’s suggestion to go shopping.
Naomi walked behind Maya and the trick, which she’d now named her, as they moved down a strip of clothing stores to shop in.
Maya walked in front of the group, her hands were covered with nice thick leather gloves and she had on a matching fur coat. She stared off at the nothing at all as she thought to herself silently.
Melaine reached out for a glove covered hand, getting Maya’s attention as the woman looked off dazed. “Oh” she said exaggeratedly as she looked at the negligee in the window as they walked past it. “That is gorgeous Maya” she pointed out as she looked over at her friend with a wide grin. “I love that” she emphasized.
“I don’t like that” Naomi said scrunching up her face in response to the woman as she looked at her.
“Well I think you should get it” Melaine said rolling her eyes in response to Naomi as she looked back to her friend.
Naomi swapped glances with Melaine and she raised a brow before she shifted on her heels. She couldn’t stand this bitch, she thought as she adjusted her fur coat.
“Me?” Maya asked a bit of a chuckle on her lips, was she kissing? Had she seen the size of her lately? “It would take two of those to even fit me” she said gripping her Louis Vuitton bag in her other hand as she pointed at the lingerie with the other. “You are trippin’” she said as a chuckle left her lips again.
“Come on” Melaine said, grabbing her hand again and leading her towards the store's entrance. “Come on, we are going in,” she told her.
Naomi followed behind the two women shaking her head disappointedly, this bitch had some nerve. To taunt Maya in her face blatantly sickened her. Why had she listened to Victoria and Isabelle? She should have told her friend the instant she said she was.
“Something’s going on with you and I can feel it,” Victoria said to Isabelle as they staggered behind Naomi, Maya, and Melaine.
Looking over at Victoria as they walked, Isabelle sighed. “He told my secretary not to call me this week,” she explained, shifting her shopping bags in her hands as she adjusted her purse under her arm and her long mink coat a bit.
“Girl, the man is just looking out for you,” Victoria said as she grabbed the door behind Naomi, walking into the shop. “You’re on vacation, Belle.”
Moving into the shop swiftly, Isabelle looked back at Victoria. “I hope that’s what it is,” she began with a shake of her head, “you know, since I made partner, he’s been so different,” she told Victoria as she began to look at a few different items.
Moving alongside Isabelle, step for step, Victoria said, “you’re busy. You are so busy. We can’t even reach you.” She gestured to herself and their friends.
Scoffing, Isabelle replied, “well…” she began with a sigh, “you know how long I’ve wanted this. Now, it’s finally happening, and I have a lot of demands on me,” she told Victoria as they looked through various racks of clothes, “and I don’t want another child. I have a career.”
Listening to her friend, Victoria nodded and pointed at her. “Ah, okay. Now we get to the bottom of this. That’s what this is about,” she said as she moved to look over at something else. “Have you talked to him?”
Isabelle turned to Victoria, leaning in. “Of course, I have but all he talks about is having a son,” she groaned softly, “and ugh, I don’t want to.”
“Belle, compromise!” Victoria said, almost pleading her friend. “Marriage is about give and take. You know that.”
“I know…” Isabelle muttered before she added, “Well, look, I compromised with Kenya.” She sighed softly before she continued, needing to explain herself. “Okay? I mean, don’t get me wrong. I love her,” she said very maternally and protectively., “of course I do but I am not having another baby.” Turning she moved to walk away from Victoria muttering, “there’s no compromise in that.” She turned to look back at her friend once more as something dawned on her and she frowned her face saying, “oh, Vic, I’m so sorry, honey. Is this difficult for you?”
As Isabelle turned to her apologetically, Victoria looked at her, her eyebrows furrowing in sadness and confusion before she said, “what? Oh girl, please. No, I’m fine,” she rushed out, waving her friend off before she changed the subject. “Oh, look at this. This would be cute on you.”
Melaine stood in the background, shuffling through the clothing racks as she searched the clothing over idly.
“We are talking about you and Calvin” Maya stressed to her friend as she sat down before her, hands resting in her pockets. “I am going to have to pray for you all” she said to her looking her over.
“Oh no” Naomi said as she looked to Maya “we need to talk about you and Levi!” she stressed back to her with a neck roll as she stood before the woman. “That’s who needs prayer” she said knowingly.
Maya chuckled at that; her husband was a saint what did the woman mean. “Levi is not so bad” she said shaking her head at her words. “I just need to lose some weight and it will get better for us” she told her personally as she adjusted her coat confidently.
Naomi rolled her eyes at that, was her friend crazy? She was beautiful no matter what size she was; she always had been beautiful. From college to now, how could she be little herself?
“It’s me” Maya said back to Naomi “I know it’s me” she added for good measure trying to convince the women that everything was all her fault because she felt deep down inside it was. Yes, though they knew nothing of the abuse and the fact that she hadn’t been able to get pregnant from her husband as of yet. She was depressed as hell and that contributed to it, but she just needed to find common ground, how to be a better wife? How to get him to love her, accordingly. “It is me,” she said looking at Victoria.
“Maya,” Victoria said as she walked over, having heard this part of their conversation. “Maya, don’t blame yourself like that.”
Naomi looked over at Isabelle, she was irritated, upset in fact to think her friend had all of this pint up inside of her about a damn man that was no good.
“I am trying to lose weight” she said to them all, desperation in her voice. “Sometimes he looks at me like I disgust him” Maya said brokenly as she dropped her head in shame. “It’ll get better” she said again trying to convince them and herself “it’ll get better, I know it” she repeated as she looked to Naomi.
“Oh, Maya,” Victoria said sadly, rubbing Maya’s arm gently.
Naomi looked to Maya and sighed, that was it. She knew the shit wouldn’t get better. “Look, Maya, honey” she breathed out with a heavy heart “I got to tell you something” she said holding her hands up as she clasped them together.
“Naomi,” Isabelle interjected quickly from her spot standing behind Maya and she shook her head at Naomi, before looking down at Victoria pointedly.
Maya looked to Naomi curiously, then to Isabelle as she stopped the woman in her tracks. What was going on between them that she didn’t know about she wondered as she sat there before them.
Melaine grabbed the piece of lingerie she thought would complement Maya’s thick frame and she walked over to the group with it. It was a set, a baby pink bra and panty set with a matching robe attached to it.
“What is it?” Maya asked them really wanting to know as she looked around at the three.
“Listen” Naomi said to the girl before she was cut off by none other than, Miss trick-a.
“Wait Maya look at what I found in your size, girl” Melaine said to her with a smile on her face as she held it up to them. “Girl, Levi is going to love you in this” she said confidently. “It’s this hot.”
Maya looked to the set and then she looked down, not sure if any of that was true at all.
“Did she just-” Naomi said looking to friends and then to Melaine. She pushed the woman aside and said “can you all get her out of here please” a disgusted look on her face.
“Naomi!” Victoria said as she stood up, pushing her friend back and away from Melaine quickly.
Maya got up from her sitting position and said “Naomi” pleadingly. “Noami!” she said again.
“What?” Naomi snapped at the woman.
“Why do you have to be so mean to her?” Maya asked her as an angry Melaine stormed off.
Melaine marched off angrily, she was so tired of this same woman. She put the set back on the rack as she moved for the exit excusing her.
“Maya, I don’t like her” Naomi stressed as he pointed at an angry Melaine as she continued to parade out.
“You don’t even know her?” Maya said disappointedly to her friend.
“No!” Naomi barked “you!” Naomi stressed looking at her with wide eyes “don't know her” she told her in response.
“Trippin’” Maya replied to her as she walked away moving to follow behind her friend.
“Okay Dr. Perry, what do you have to say about that?” Naomi asked the woman who thought she knew it all.
“She’s not ready,” Victoria said as she stood in between Naomi and Isabelle, shaking her head.
“Oh yeah” Naomi said in response sarcastically, that was very clear already among them as she turned her head, running her hands through her bob.
Sighing out with a cut of her eyes, Isabelle co-signed Victoria. “You can say that again.” As the store clerk walked up to them, Isabelle eyed the woman up and down.
“We don’t keep cash in the store,” the store clerk said to the group of loud-mouthed and clearly rambunctious women she had been keeping a close eye on since they first walked into the store.
Isabelle’s neck jerked back at the woman’s racist words and she rolled her neck slightly as she lolled her head over to look at Naomi.
Victoria was taken back by the woman and she couldn’t help the expression of disgust that appeared on her face.
Naomi looked to the white woman before and she furrowed her brows “wait” she paused “did she just say that because we are black?” she asked her friends before she moved to follow behind the white bitch. “Uh, uh. I’ma have to-”
“Naomi!” Victoria fussed, chasing after Naomi in the store.
Maya looked back to see Naomi chasing the store clerk and she looked around confused.
Melaine stood over near Maya, discussing something privately with each other before she looked at Naomi. Shaking her head as usual the woman had to show her ass every second of the day.
#thread#thread: dirt rich hoes mad#thread with: maya aria#thread with: melaine rose#thread with: naomi savannah#thread with: victoria annalise
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so i was supposed to read freud for class this weekend. instead, take almost 10k of blackstairs fluff since i just read the dark artifices series.
Rating: T Genre: Romance/Friendship Characters: [Emma Carstairs and Julian Blackthorn], Cristina R., Divya J. Words: 9,663
“Julian didn’t want to know if Emma was or wasn’t his soulmate. He was completely fine with the friendship that they shared, even if it wasn’t as strong at school as it was outside of school. He had never looked at any girl like he looked at Emma and even the idea that she wouldn’t be his soulmate made his insides twist” / blackstairs modern soulmate au
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“Hey, Emma, isn’t that Julian Blackthorn staring in this direction?” Divya asked suddenly, glancing over Emma’s shoulder.
Emma paused, her sandwich halfway to her mouth. She placed it back on her tray and gave Divya a disbelieving look. “I highly doubt it,” she said. Divya shrugged and tipped her chin outwards. Emma rolled her eyes and finally turned around.
She almost immediately made eye contact with a boy sitting halfway across the cafeteria. His lips flicked upwards into a tiny smile before he drew his blue-green eyes away and Emma was left staring at him. He looked as he always did with beautiful, sharp features and curly dark brown hair.
She spun quickly back to face Divya and the other girl was smirking. ���Told you so,” she bragged.
Emma shrugged. “I’m sure it’s nothing. He was probably looking for his siblings. Jules and I have known each other for a long time. Our parents are friends so we’re family friends.”
Divya shrugged and bit into one of her french fries. “He looks like he’s pining.”
Emma rolled her eyes. “Almost the entire school has determined that we’re going to meet our soulmates in high school, and I’ll be the first to admit I don’t share that belief, but maybe Julian does.”
Before Divya could reply, a third girl plunked herself down at the table, next to Emma. She was fuming visibly and Emma quirked an eyebrow at her best friend. Cristina flipped her long dark hair over her shoulder and began winding it up into a bun to tame it. She was muttering in Spanish under her breath and Emma and Divya glanced at each other with matching apprehensive looks.
“Ay, dios mío, I hate her,” Cristina finally grumbled.
Emma turned and looked in the direction that Cristina had come from and instantly knew the source of the girl’s agitation. Zara Dearborn was clinging to the arm of Diego Rosales, smirking wickedly. Zara’s brown hair was pulled into an impossibly tight, smooth ponytail and she had on red lipstick that was far too dramatic for a casual day at school along with enormous silver hoop earrings.
Divya frowned, poking a fry angrily into her ketchup. “Tina, what did the bitch do this time?” Cristina huffed. “Just look at her clinging to Diego. She turned eighteen two days ago and apparently she’s going to get a tattoo today so she can prove Diego and her are soulmates.”
Emma studied her friend. Cristina looked annoyed, but as pretty as she always did, with a few dark hairs escaping her bun to frame her tanned face like a princess. “I thought you were over Diego. You guys broke up last year,” Emma pointed out. Divya’s face tightened a little at the mention of Cristina dating Diego, but Cristina just waved off the question. “Come on, Diego and were basically just friends, I just hate the idea that Zara of all people could be his soulmate. Plus, it’s not like I have any reason to still like Diego.” She held up her wrist and Emma’s eyes landed on the rose tattoo that decorated Cristina’s wrist.
Divya’s shoulders relaxed a little and Emma had to bite her lip to keep from giggling. Divya liked Diego, a lot, but couldn’t really do anything about it because he’d started dating Zara almost as soon as Cristina had broken up with him.
“It’s Zara though,” Emma pointed out, “there is no possible way someone as nice as Perfect Diego could be soulmates with someone as vile as Zara.”
Cristina shrugged and leaned across the table to steal one of Divya’s fries. “The bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoe,” she said sarcastically. “We can only hope that he dumps her soon.”
Emma laughed. She returned to eating her lunch as Divya and Cristina made easy conversation overtop of her. When she finished her lunch she fished her phone out of her pocket and opened her Instagram feed. Cristina slid an inch closer and looked over her shoulder at the phone.
The first photo that came up was a picture of a trio of tenth graders. It was a girl tucked in between two boys and the three of them were all grinning widely. The girl and the boy on her left had matching bone structures and similar smiles, marking them easily as siblings. The other boy had wild, curly blonde hair and sapphire blue eyes.
Divya leaned forwards to see what had captured the attention of her friends and she plucked the phone out of Emma’s hand. She studied the photo briefly before glancing over Emma’s shoulder. She shook her head and handed it back to Emma.
“Those Blackthorns and their jawlines, I mean what is it with them?”
Cristina laughed. “Well, most of them anyways. Livvy’s is softer, obviously, but she’s got the cheekbones.”
Emma glanced at the username of the photo: lvvyblckbrn. It clicked in her head. This was Livvy Blackburn, her twin brother Ty Blackburn, and their best friend Kit Herondale. Cristina was right in that Ty shared Julian’s cutting jawline and Livvy had the sharp, elegant cheekbones and blue-green eyes. The three of them were certainly more mature than Emma remembered them as.
She scrolled down her feed, skimming over boring landscape photos and pictures of her classmates. She was still swiping down when Cristina let out a half-screech and snatched the phone. She spun it face Divya and shoved it towards Emma’s face. Emma blinked and refocused on the photo in front of her.
It was a guy probably a year or two older than them, posing on a park bench. He was very pretty, with shockingly blonde hair and blue-green eyes. It wasn’t the attractiveness of the face though, that had caught Cristina’s attention, instead it was the curling rose tattoo that was displayed on his wrist. Emma grinned.
“Tina! That’s your tattoo!” she said excitedly. She grabbed the phone back and studied the caption, “And look at this: “My dearest wild rose, won’t you come out to play”. Wow, that’s romantic.” She took another look at the photo and laughed as she realized she knew who it was. “Also, that’s Mark Blackthorn. He’s the oldest boy and he graduated last year.” Cristina buried her face in her hands. “Wild rose?” she muttered. “What kind of madness is that?” Divya rolled her eyes and threw a fry at her. “It’s romantic. He’s obviously looking to meet you, so you should message him.” Cristina glared at Divya. “No way. I’m not just going to follow him out of nowhere and say, ‘hey dude I got that rose tattoo so you should totally be in love with me’, yeah, no way.”
Divya shrugged. “Then make Emma introduce you to Julian Blackthorn and get Julian to introduce you and Mark.”
Emma narrowed her eyes. “I do know Mark, too, I could just directly introduce you to him. Why do you seem so interested in Julian Blackthorn today, Div?” “I just think he likes you, Em.” She sighed. “No, he doesn’t, I promise. Jules and I basically grew up together. He’s a romantic anyways so I’m sure he’s waiting to meet his soulmate.”
Cristina nudged her. “Getting off the subject of how pretty all the Blackthorns are, have you given any more thought to what you’re going to get tattooed? And that question is for both of you.” Divya grinned and pulled out her own phone. She pulled up a photo of a silhouette of a tiger. “This, or something as close to it as possible,” she explained.
Cristina nodded in approval and turned to Emma. Emma slid her phone back into her pocket and shrugged. “I don’t know yet. I have some vague ideas, but no clue how to really pursue anything.”
Divya picked up her now empty tray. “Well, you had better decide soon, because we’re going this weekend.”
Emma tensed. “What?”
“I’ve been eighteen for a week and a half, but you’re not eighteen for another three months, but Cristina and I have graciously found a place that doesn’t care about the age limit. So you and I are going this weekend and Cristina is coming for moral support.” She stepped away from the table with one last smile. “See you later.” As Divya strode off, Emma whirled on her best friend. “My parents will kill me! I can’t get my tattoo before eighteen.” Cristina just laughed and laid her head on Emma’s shoulders. “You could put it so many places that your parents would never see, so yes, we are doing this. No more arguing.”
He had just been looking for Ty. Or at least, that’s what he was insisting to himself even as his eyes skimmed for long, vibrant blonde hair that definitely did not belong to his little brother. His eyes rested on the back of Emma Carstairs’s head and he sighed. He never intended to look for her, and yet he always seemed to be able to find her.
A second later, Emma was turning in her seat and looked at him curiously. Julian felt his pulse quicken but he forced himself not to blush and he gave her a small smile as they made eye contact. Emma’s lips curled into a matching smile before Julian forced himself to look away, back down at the sketchbook on the table in front of him.
He picked up his graphite and was about to go back to his drawing, but he was quickly startled into dropping it by two hands that covered his eyes. His heart jumped and he tensed. There was some laughter before the hands drew away and Julian craned his neck around to see his attacker.
His little sister Livvy was standing directly behind him, grinning. Kit and Ty were flanking her, as usual, and Julian rolled his eyes. “What do you need, Liv?”
“A ride home after school?” she said, smiling brightly at him.
Julian sighed. “No can do, I have to finish a project for my portfolio.” Livvy frowned and folded her arms. She didn’t reply though and Julian let his eyes skim over Ty and Kit. Ty had his headphones on and was studying something on his phone, not really paying attention. Kit, on the other hand, was frowning at the table of boys to Julian’s left, many of whom were looking appreciatively at his little sister. Julian sighed. He knew his sister was pretty and he was eternally grateful for Ty’s protectiveness of his twin and for Kit’s good looks. They chased off most of Livvy’s suitors, even if Kit was clearly interested in the other twin.
Livvy pursed her lips. “Did you at least invite Emma for dinner this weekend? Dad seems to be under the impression she’s coming, even if you haven’t told her yet.”
Julian turned away from his sister. “No, I haven’t talked to Emma yet, and I wasn’t planning on it.”
“Why not?” Kit asked curiously. “I’m going to be there so it’s not like she’s interrupting a family dinner.”
Julian’s shoulders tensed, as they always did when his family grilled him about Emma Carstairs. “I’m just not, okay? So let it go.” Ty’s gaze lifted and he narrowed his eyes. “If you just get your tattoo, it would answer all of your questions.” Julian felt his cheeks finally get hot. His brother always seemed to give the bluntest, and possibly the best, advice of any of the Blackthorns, but that didn’t mean Julian was eager to follow it. Ty viewed soulmates as a simple concept: get a tattoo when you turn 18. If your partner gets the same one, then you’re soulmates. If they don’t, you’re not, and you just move on.
Julian didn’t want to know if Emma was or wasn’t his soulmate. He was completely fine with the friendship that they shared, even if it wasn’t as strong at school as it was outside of school. He had never looked at any girl like he looked at Emma and even the idea that she wouldn’t be his soulmate made his insides twist. She was ridiculously pretty with golden blonde hair and warm brown eyes and a smile that made all of Julian’s insides melt and his fingers ache for something to draw with.
Finally, his siblings and their friend seemed to get that he wasn’t interested in talking about Emma and they shuffled away, drawing the prying eyes with them. Julian looked back down at his sketchbook. He was working on a small design: a trio of stars that looked a bit like breaking waves on the ocean if you looked at it the right way. There were a couple other small designs on the page, but the star idea had resonated with him the most.
As much as he didn’t want to get a tattoo, he did like drawing them. He had designed Jamie’s and had offered to do Mark’s and he knew that his two little sisters, Livvy and Drusilla, would both ask for him to do theirs when they were old enough.
He picked up his graphite and went back to work creating appropriate shading around the image and out of his peripheral vision he spotted someone slip into the chair across from him. He glanced up, expecting Jamie or maybe Diego, but instead it was Emma. He blinked at her, startled.
She smiled. “Hey Jules, Div ditched me and Tina had Spanish club so I thought I’d hang with you. I’m not bothering you, am I?” “No,” Julian replied quickly. Never, his brain added silently.
“Cool,” she said. She leaned her elbows on the table and one of her braids fell over her shoulder as she leaned forward to study his book. With most people, Julian might have slammed it shut on his designs, but he never felt that way about Emma.
Her eyes brightened as she realized what he was working on. “Soulmate tattoos?” she asked eagerly.
“Yeah,” Julian admitted.
Emma flipped her braid back down over her back and held out a hand. “May I?”
He passed her the sketchbook without protesting and watched her face as she studied each design carefully. Her eyebrows creased with concentration as her eyes darted across the page. Her lips formed a tiny ‘o’ as she studied the star design.
“This one is my favourite,” she said, touching it gently, careful not to smudge the graphite.
Julian smiled. “Mine too,” he agreed.
Emma passed him the sketchbook back, but a thoughtful expression flitted across her features. “Julian,” she began slowly. “Do you think you could design me one?”
At first, confusion wiped his mind blank and Julian looked between Emma and the sketchbook in confusion. Emma was still seventeen and wouldn’t be eighteen for another three months, so she shouldn’t be getting a tattoo anytime soon. “A tattoo?” he asked carefully.
Emma flushed a little. “Yeah,” she paused awkwardly. “I’ve just been thinking about it more and more since Cristina got hers and Div’s eighteen now too. There are places that do them before eighteen and I’ve thought about it.”
Julian’s eyes widened. He hadn’t even considered that Emma might be considering getting a mark earlier than eighteen. Probably because he was eighteen and was still in denial about the fact that he could get one if he wanted to. “Yeah, I can draw you something right now, if you want?” he offered carefully. He was internally terrified about the idea of Emma getting a tattoo and almost hated himself for offering.
Emma smiled. “Thanks, Julian, you are the best. I’d give you some suggestions, but I honestly have no idea what I want.”
Julian studied her face for a second longer before he looked down at his page. He picked up the graphite and began a small sketch. It was almost without thought, but the image came to focus quickly. It was a small drawing of the moon, with a radiant-looking halo behind it, almost like an eclipse. He touched his fingertip to one part and smudged a little and studied it for a second.
Satisfied, he spun the book back to Emma who’s eyes landed on it immediately. She inhaled sharply before looking back at him. “Julian, this is perfect! Thank you!”
She basically jumped from her seat and stepped around the table so that she was at his side. She hugged him tightly and Julian tensed before relaxing just as Emma drew away from him. He pulled the sketchbook back to himself and gently ripped around the design so that it detached cleanly from the page and presented it to her.
She folded it carefully and tucked it into her pocket, smiling at him. She stiffened suddenly and a grin spread across her face that Julian recognized as her mischievous look. “What?” he prompted. “I saw Mark’s post on Instagram,” she declared as if it explained everything. Julian just raised an eyebrow and Emma’s expression deadpanned. “But, of course, you haven’t.” She laughed and pulled out her phone. After fiddling for a second, she turned it towards Julian and he studied the photo of his older brother.
“Oh, he’s showing that off publically, is he?” Julian noted as he observed the rose tattoo on Mark’s wrist. His brother had decided not to get his own tattoo, but just recently the rose had etched itself onto his wrist anyways: his soulmate had gotten a tattoo.
“Yes,” Emma agreed. “But, lucky for him, I actually know who has the matching tattoo!”
Surprise rippled through him. “Really?” “It’s Cristina, funnily enough! She saw the photo on my phone and is mildly freaking out, but I swear I’m going to introduce them if its the last thing I do.” Something heavy knotted itself in Julian’s stomach. “So, you’re in favour of soulmates now?” The Emma he remembered had declared that soulmates were silly and that you should just love whoever you wanted.
She shrugged. “I want my friends to be happy and I know that Mark and Tina would love each other. For myself, I’m kind of just getting the mark to see what happens.” Julian felt a small smile tug at his lips. “Big earth-shattering revelations, and the like,” he joked. Emma grinned. “And this is why you are the absolute dad friend: crazy artistic talent, insane compassion and leadership, and dad jokes.” “Pretty sure you’re the one with the jokes,” he disagreed. Emma smiled again but didn’t argue.
She sat down beside him and nudged his shoulder playfully. “So, you’ve designed my tattoo, is there anything I can do in return for you?”
Come to dinner with me on Saturday, his mind blurted, but his lips stayed sealed. “Actually,” he said, “is there a chance you could drive Livvy, Ty, and possibly Kit home today? I have a project to do after school.” Emma touched her lip and furrowed her brow as she thought for a second. “Yeah, actually, I’ll just bum Cristina with Divya and then all is good.”
Julian smiled warmly. “Great, I’ll let her know.” He pulled out his phone and sent Livvy a text. Just as he was putting it down, Emma rose from the table. “I’ll see you later, Jules,” she said warmly. She gave him a little wave and walked off. Julian watched her go, his insides both twisted and warm.
“Emma, your friends are here!” her mom called up the stairs.
Emma jolted, dropping her phone onto her bed. She glanced at the clock on the wall and bit her lip. It was five minutes before Cristina said she would pick her up, but that wasn’t too big of a surprise. She grabbed her phone from the bed and swung herself up to her feet. She slung her purse over her shoulder on the way out of her room. She got halfway down the stairs before she realized she had forgotten the thing that she needed to bring today.
She ran back upstairs and grabbed the tiny scrap of paper that had been on her desk and shoved it into her pocket. She needed Julian’s sketch–it was by far the best of any ideas that she’d had and she certainly didn’t trust anyone to attempt to replicate his artistry. She pulled her shoes on, and with a brief glance at her mother, pulled her ponytail out so her long hair spilled over her shoulders. It would help to hide the tattoo when she came home.
She smiled one last time at her mom before ducking out the door and jogging down the drive to Cristina’s car. Cristina was driving and Divya was seated shotgun, so Emma climbed in the back, sliding into the middle seat so she was between her friends.
Divya twisted to look at her excitedly as Cristina pulled away from the curb. “So, are you ready?”
Emma shrugged. “I finally decided on a design so that’s good, at least. Not sure what else I should be feeling.”
Cristina laughed but kept her eyes on the road. “Honestly, everything will be fine. They don’t really hurt and they’re easy enough to take care of.”
“I’m getting mine on my arm,” Divya declared. “I’m eighteen so there’s no reason I can’t show it off.” Emma nodded, it made sense to her.
“And you’re going with the tiger silhouette?”
Divya grinned. “Of course. It’s my spirit animal after all.”
“And you don’t think your soulmate will mind?”
Divya shrugged. “They can deal with it. Besides, I’m kind of more in love with the idea of getting a tattoo than I am with finding my soulmate at this point.”
Emma smiled. Something nervous and heavy was twisting mildly in her stomach. She wanted this tattoo, she’d wanted it since she was seven years old and had first learned about soulmates from her mother. She’d wanted to know her soulmate since she was nine years old and she realized that Julian Blackthorn’s graceful shape and protective personality were very pretty.
She touched her pocket where Julian’s drawing was protected. Julian was almost unbearably pretty, but he was also one of her best friends and had been for a long time, even if they didn’t hang out that much at school. Julian’s friendship was too important to risk over anything and Emma knew that he was a romantic who would love his soulmate wholeheartedly. Idly, she wondered if he’d gotten a tattoo yet. He turned eighteen a month ago, but she had never thought to ask, even when she had spied him drawing tattoo designs.
Cristina pulled into a small complex. It had a kid’s toy store, a small grocery market, an optometrist, and a tiny little tattoo parlour. Cristina parked the car and turned to look at both Divya and Emma.
“So, Miranda won’t ask for proof of age, she’ll just do it, and she’ll do a great job. She’s clean and a good artist so she can tackle whatever you throw at her.”
Divya nodded. “I trust you, Tina, now let’s do this!”
Cristina led the way into the parlour which, true to her word, was clean, and presently empty. Cristina rang the little bell on the welcome desk and a woman poked her head out of a back room. She smiled at the sight of her guests and welcomed them in. The woman had a couple tattoos on her arms and one peeking out of her shirt collar, but otherwise, she looked like every normal person Emma had ever met.
“Welcome to Ink Search!” she greeted as she walked up. “Who am I helping today?” “Myself,” Divya said, “and my friend Emma.”
“Great! Is this the first time?” Miranda asked. Emma nodded and the artist waved to a couple of chairs. “I’m sure you’re here because you’ve heard I don’t care for the age restriction, so whoever wants to go first can come over and the others can take a seat.”
Divya quickly strode over, pulling up a picture of her desired image on her phone.
“Oh, how interesting! A wild heart, you have then,” Miranda said cheerfully.
“Yup!” Divya agreed. She slipped her jean jacket off, leaving her in a simple tank top, and passed the coat to Cristina, who folded it and held it in her lap. “If possible, I want it to go right here.” She outlined a patch of skin on the underside of her bicep.
Miranda nodded. “Great, I’ll get to work then!”
Emma scrolled through her phone and made casual conversation with Cristina as Divya got her tattoo. She cast her friend a couple glances, but Divya was smiling basically the whole time. When the process was nearly finished, Cristina’s phone rang and she excused herself to take the call.
Emma pulled Julian’s sketch out of her pocket and studied it carefully. She was going to be marking this on her body as well as on her potential soulmate’s body for the rest of their lives. She wanted this.
Cristina came back into the shop, looking like she was about to die of laughter. “Well, that was Diego. After two days of Zara insisting the tattoo would show up on him, it hasn’t, but instead, he’s actively having one drawn on while lying on his bed at home! He broke up with Zara and called me because he wants to know if I know anything that’s currently getting a tattoo of a tiger! I had to hang up on him so I could laugh!”
Divya looked startled. “Wait, I’m Diego’s soulmate?”
Emma laughed. “Apparently, you are.”
She laughed. “Cool, at least that solves my problem.” Cristina looked over at Emma. “And you promised to introduce me to Mark Blackthorn, so that will solve my problem as well.”
“And then it’s just little old me,” Emma drawled.
Miranda laughed. “Honey, you could not be a day over nineteen if you tried.” After another couple flourishes, she stepped away from Divya. “Alright, you’re all done! Just a few more last minute instructions and we’ll be good to go!”
Cristina and Emma both rose from their seats to take in Divya’s tattoo. It looked good: clean sharp edges and exactly the pattern that she had wanted. Emma suddenly felt much more reassured about handing over Julian’s sketch.
Once she was done helping Divya, Miranda turned to her and smiled. “So, what are you getting and where would you like it?”
Shyly, Emma handed over the slip of paper with Julian’s drawing on it. Miranda studied it and smiled.
“Your boyfriend is quite the artist. This is gorgeous,” she complimented, lifted it closer to her eyes so she could get a more detailed look.
“Boyfriend?” Emma questioned, suddenly taken aback.
Miranda glanced at her. “Or girlfriend, but this is clearly the work done by someone who cares a lot about you. And considering you’ve come to me, I’m assuming you’re not eighteen yet and you just really want to confirm that this person you’re with is going to be your soulmate.” Emma felt heat fill her cheeks. “What if I had drawn that?” Miranda waved a hand. “You don’t look like much of an artist yourself, no offence, and artists would usually bring an entire book and be unable to choose a design right to the last second.” “Well, yeah okay, but Julian’s my friend, not my boyfriend. He drew that for me as a favour.”
Miranda gave her a knowing smile. “Alright, hon, whatever you say. Now, where am I putting this?”
Emma snapped the hair elastic on her wrist and pulled her hair into a bun at the top of her head. She twisted slightly and tapped just above one of the bumps of her spine. “Right here.”
“Perfect, so let’s get to work!”
Julian woke up on Sunday feeling like someone had pressed pins to the back of his neck when he was sleeping. He rubbed it awkwardly and stretched. He must have just slept on it funny. He rose from his bed and made his way downstairs.
Livvy was already mixing a big bowl of pancake mix and she grinned when he reached the kitchen. Ty was setting the table and Drusilla and Tavvy were seated in their seats, having a conversation about some book that Tavvy was holding tightly. Mark was nowhere to be seen and Julian almost expected Helen too, except for the fact that Helen had moved out to be with her wife and soulmate, Aline.
“Ready to make some pancakes, big brother?” Livvy asked brightly.
Julian smiled and took the bowl from her. “I guess if I have to. Where’s Dad?” “Out with John, it’s Sunday,” Ty answered from across the room. Julian nodded. John Carstairs was Emma’s dad and one of his dad’s best friends. They always went for breakfast on Sunday mornings, Julian had just momentarily forgotten.
“You are Dad today,” Drusilla said cheerfully from the table.
Julian shrugged and pulled out a frying pan, turning on the stove heat to medium. He had his back to the rest of his family and didn’t think anything of it until Drusilla jumped up from the table and ran over. He glanced at her, but she waved him off so he turned back to the stove. She giggled loudly and he turned around, but she scampered back to her seat at the table without a word. Livvy looked as if she was trying and failing to smother a smile, while Ty and Tavvy were both blissfully unaware of whatever the two sisters were teasing Julian about. Julian sighed but turned back to his pancakes. It couldn’t be that important.
They got halfway through breakfast before the doorbell rang. Julian rose from the table and walked to the front door. He opened it and was surprised to see Emma standing there, smiling. She was wearing a yellow shirt with absolutely no sleeves or straps and white shorts. Her blond hair fell loosely around her shoulders and she looked so beautiful Julian nearly forgot how to breathe. He immediately felt self-conscious at his plain shorts and paint-spattered t-shirt.
His alarm faded a little when he saw that Emma wasn’t alone. Cristina Rosales was accompanying Emma, with her dark hair pulled back into to braids. Cristina was wearing a simple white dress and she looked considerably more nervous than Emma. For a moment Julian was confused; then he remembered that Emma had said that Cristina was definitely Mark’s soulmate.
“Is Mark home? I figured Sunday breakfast was as good as time as ever to catch all the Blackthorns together.” Julian glanced over his shoulder, about to say that he hadn’t seen Mark all morning when his brother appeared at the top of the staircase, shirtless and sleep dishevelled. He turned back to Emma and Cristina with a wry smile. “Speak of the devil and he shall appear.” He stepped into the house, inviting both of the girls in, and stepped towards the stairs. “Mark, put a shirt on, we have guests.”
Cristina flushed at his words and Emma laughed. “He would,” she teased. Julian shrugged and invited the girls into the kitchen. Livvy and Dru were both ecstatic to see Emma and Ty smiled at her over his neatly cut pancakes. A couple of minutes later Mark joined them in the kitchen, still looking slightly rumpled and tired. He brightened a little when he saw Emma and gave Cristina an appreciative look.
“Mark,” Emma greeted, “this is my friend Cristina Rosales. I think you two should talk.” She grabbed them both by their right wrists and dragged them towards the backyard.
Livvy raised an eyebrow at Julian as the three disappeared. “What’s that about?” Emma popped back into the kitchen and leaned on Julian with her arm like he was a wall. “They’re soulmates. Cristina got the rose tattoo, that’s how we know.”
Julian was surprised to see Emma acting so free and casual around him. Things hadn’t been this easy between them for a couple of years, but it made something in his chest swell and warm at the familiarity between them.
Livvy and Dru exchanged a secretive look that had Julian narrowing his eyes, but the girls just turned back to Emma easily and asked her some inconsequential question. With Emma sufficiently distracted, Julian studied her carefully. His fingers itched in a familiar way, but he wasn’t sure whether the desire to draw her or to touch her was stronger.
Emma had gotten used to wearing her hair down a lot more often now. Around her parents she couldn’t wear it up otherwise she would be baring her tattoo for them to see clear as day. She’d seen photos of it and its reflection in the mirror and she really liked how it had turned out. It was small and simple, but perfect for what she wanted.
She parted her hair with her brush neatly and pulled back the twin braids at the front of her hair into a braided crown. It looked nice, she thought, with a smile. She adjusted her shirt, made sure it wasn’t falling down as off the shoulder tops could. It was a shimmering metallic silver and she’d paired it with a white denim skirt and black boots. She turned to study her reflection in the mirror one last time and adjusted her hair so that her tattoo was fully covered.
She picked up her phone, forgoing her purse for the evening, and headed downstairs. Her father looked up from the couch as she came down the stairs. He smiled at her.
“Very pretty dear. Be safe tonight and I’ll see you tomorrow.” “Yeah, will do, Dad. Love you!” Emma blew him a kiss and slipped out the front door. The red car of the Blackthorns was idling at the bottom of the driveway. It wasn’t exactly what she had been expecting when Cristina said she had their ride to the party organized. As she got closer Emma realized Divya was in the backseat and Cristina was riding shotgun.
She opened the door and saw that Mark was in the driver’s seat, his blonde hair appropriately mussed and Cristina was holding his hand. The two had started dating almost immediately after meeting since they were indeed soulmates and had hit it off so well. Divya grinned at Emma’s appearance.
“Looking sharp, babe,” she teased. Emma winked. “Right back at you.” Divya offered her a bottle of vodka and Emma pursed her lips before accepting it and taking three hearty sips. Cristina giggled.
“Always the party girl, aren’t you, Em?” Emma blew her a kiss as the alcohol burned on the way down, warming her stomach. “You know it. And I’m assuming Tina talked you into driving, so thank you, Mark.” Mark smiled at her in the rearview mirror. “My pleasure, now where are we going?”
“Cameron Ashdown’s,” Divya supplied. Mark nodded and pulled out onto the road.
“Are you staying to join us, Mark?” Emma asked after a moment. Divya passed her the bottle again and Emma took another few swigs before handing it up to Cristina.
He shook his head. “Nah, I promised Ty and Dru I’d watch something with them tonight.”
The alcohol was already buzzing in Emma’s system by the time they got to the party. Divya pulled Emma out of the car quickly and Cristina lagged behind briefly to kiss Mark goodbye, but joined them shortly. As soon as they were in the front door, the music hit them as did the low lights with the bright flashes of colour for effect. Divya disappeared quickly, off to find Diego, and Emma was left with Cristina.
“Let’s go find something to drink,” Cristina suggested, dragging Emma towards where they knew Cameron’s kitchen to be. Cristina grabbed two clean shot glasses and poured them each a shot of tequila, grinning.
Emma clinked their glasses together and took the shot. She shivered after as the alcohol burned going down, but Cristina was already pouring herself a second one. Emma placed her glass off to the side and picked up a cider from an open cooler instead. Cristina handled her tequila much better than Emma did and Emma didn’t even like hard liquor which was a bit unfortunate with her friends since Tina loved tequila and Divya liked vodka.
Emma was about to say something to Cristina before she felt a warm hand on her elbow. She turned and saw Cameron staring down at her, smiling. He took in her outfit appreciatively.
“Hey Emma,” he greeted. She smiled at him politely. Cameron was attractive by stereotypical standards with short red hair and a nice body and a pretty smile. “Do you want to dance?” She nodded. She had no reason to say no and she and Cam had had a thing in the past and he wasn’t a bad guy by a long shot. Cristina downed her second shot and winked before wandering off, probably to bother Diego or Jamie Rosales. Emma took Cam’s hand and escorted him into the living room where most of the dancing was taking place.
The alcohol was already hitting her as she and Cam danced. The rest of the party was mostly a blur, with sharper memories around a couple drinking games that she handily destroyed the competition in. She and Jamie partnered up for beer pong against Diego and Divya and had beaten them so badly that Diego had escorted his girlfriend away quickly with a wink to heal her wounded pride.
Several hours later, Emma found herself dancing with Cameron again. His hands were on her hips and her arms were twisting in the air as she moved to the beat. She shut her eyes and her fogged mind briefly transported her to a different place where she was being held by a different pair of hands with long, elegant painter’s fingers. Her eyes snapped open and Cam gave her a quizzical look.
She ignored the feeling and kept dancing, but she couldn’t deny that Cam kept trying to kiss her. After one more attempt, Emma stepped way too close into his personal space and stepped up on her tiptoes to see the back of Cameron’s neck. The nape of his neck was bare and that was the last straw. Emma stepped out of Cam’s reach and wobbled. She was drunker than she thought.
Cam reached out and steadied her elbow. “I need to go home now,” she told him. Her tone was strong, but she could hear the slur behind her words. She was definitely drunker than she had intended to be.
She spun away from Cam without another word and headed for the front door. She ran smack into Jamie Rosales who let out a string of curses in Spanish as he stumbled into the wall. He raised an eyebrow at her as she was clearly on her way to the front door.
“Ay, chica, where are you going?”
Emma stumbled on a fold in the carpet and Jamie laughed, steadying her. “Home,” she answered.
Jamie looked pensive for a moment. “Weren’t you supposed to stay at Tina’s?” Emma frowned. “Yeah, I think so. I’m not supposed to go home anyway.” Jamie grimaced. “Yikes, well Tina left already. Mark apparently walked here and they walked back to her place already. And Divya and Diego left and I’m walking, but I’m sure you don’t want to stay at our place or here, so what are you going to do?”
Emma pulled out her phone. “Jules will pick me up. Julian is the best. He always looks after me and takes care of me. He’s going to be such a good boyfriend when he finally meets his soulmate. She’ll be so lucky,” Emma said. The words spilled out of her without thought and her cheeks flushed. She stepped past Jamie and tried to dial Julian’s number. Unfortunately, she also stepped directly onto someone’s discarded shoe and nearly tumbled straight to the ground.
Julian’s phone woke him up rudely. He groaned and rolled over, blindly reaching for it. Jamie’s picture lit up the screen in the darkness and Julian frowned. He swiped to answer the call and lifted it to his ear. “Jamie? It’s like two thirty in the morning, what do you want?” “Hey! Julian! Your girlfriend is drunk out of her mind and wants you to pick her up because all her friends ditched her. Come relieve me of this, my man!” Jamie’s voice filtered through the speaker. He was yelling over loud background music and Julian flinched away reflexively.
It took him a second to process all of what Jamie had said. “My girlfriend?” “Yeah, Emma Carstairs? Hot blonde? You’ve been in love with her for forever?” Jamie prompted. Julian flushed and hoped that either Emma hadn’t been listening or she was too drunk to remember.
“Okay, okay!” he urged quickly. “I’m coming, I’ll be there in like 10 minutes. It’s at Cam Ashdown’s right?” “Yeah, so hurry up dude otherwise I think Emma is going to take me apart!”
Julian shook his head and hung up the call. He grabbed the first shirt out of his drawer which turned out to be just a plain grey v-neck and he pulled on a pair of dark sweatpants. He quietly left his room and went downstairs. Mark had left him the keys to the car when he had walked over to pick up Cristina earlier and Julian grabbed them now, shoving a pair of sneakers onto his feet before he ducked out the door.
He drove to Cameron’s house in complete silence, his heart pounding loudly in his ears. He pulled up outside the house and parked the car. He got out and immediately saw Emma and Jamie on the porch. Emma was leaning against the railing, giving a drunk lecture to a significantly less drunk Jamie who looked thoroughly amused.
Jamie spotted Julian and waved him over. “Hey, Emma, there’s Prince Charming!” Emma turned and nearly fell down the steps of the porch as she tried to walk towards him. Julian surged forwards and caught her, his arms wrapping around her tightly.
“Jules! I knew you’d come! You always come and you’re the best!” Emma was a bubbly, happy drunk. Julian smiled softly.
“Come on, Em, let’s get you home.” “No, not home! I’m supposed to be at Tina’s! But, she brought Mark home so I can’t go there.” “Then we’ll go to my place,” Julian said as he helped Emma back to her feet. He glanced at Jamie who was just grinning at him slyly. Julian rolled his eyes. “Thanks for the call, Jamie.”
Julian managed to get Emma into the car without too much trouble and she didn’t say anything on the drive back to his house, just stared at him with wide brown eyes. She was clearly intoxicated, but she was Emma and still beautiful. Julian knew it wouldn’t be too weird for her to sleep over because they’d done it a lot as kids and it was certainly a lot better than leaving her at Cameron Ashdown’s house because Cameron definitely still had a thing for her, despite how he denied it.
He parked the car in the driveway and got out and walked around it to the passenger side. He opened Emma’s door and she scowled at him. Julian blinked at her.
“Emma, come on, just get out of the car.”
“Nope!” she said brightly. “You’ll have to drag me out!”
Julian sighed before he leaned in and undid her seatbelt. Then he scooped her up, one arm under her knees and the other along her back. She squealed and threw her arms around his neck to support herself and he lifted her out of the car.
“Jules, what are you doing?” she demanded.
He laughed and nudged the car door shut. “Dragging you, apparently,” he supplied.
Emma complained until they got to the house, but as soon as they went inside she fell silent as if she could tell how important it was for her not to wake up Julian’s siblings. Julian carried her up the stairs and brought her into his room. He deposited her on the floor. Emma stumbled a little but looked around his room with soft eyes. “It’s just like it used to be,” she commented softly. “So Julian.” He smiled a little. Now that she was standing, drunk, in his room, he wasn’t exactly sure what he was going to do. Emma, on the other hand, seemed to know exactly what to do. She removed her shoes and stripped off her shirt, depositing it on the floor and her skirt followed it quickly. Julian immediately flushed. Emma was now just standing in his room in a bra and underwear.
She turned towards him and frowned. “I don’t have anything to sleep in.” Julian mentally stumbled for a second before his brain restarted. She was drunk so this obviously meant nothing to her. “One second,” he said. He went to his dresser and pulled out an old, faded art camp shirt and passed it to her.
He watched as she gathered her hair and threaded it through the hole in the shirt as she pulled it on. It fell to her upper thigh and something in Julian’s stomach clenched. Somehow, seeing her in his shirt was almost worse than seeing her in basically nothing.
Instead, he steeled his nerves and stepped towards her. He turned her towards his half-made bed and pushed her toward it. Emma glanced back at him.
“Where are you going to sleep?” she asked quietly.
“Couch, downstairs, or here on the floor,” he answered quickly. They had used to share beds as kids, but that was much before Julian realized how pretty Emma was and how much he really liked her.
Emma frowned at him again and fell down towards his bed. She landed on it and in the process, grabbed Julian by the arm and yanked him down with her. He fell, unprepared and landed on top of her, barely catching himself by the arms as he hovered above her. They were so close and in the darkness of his room he could just barely make out the freckles on her cheeks and the wispy eyelashes that fluttered against her cheeks.
“Stay here,” she ordered.
“Em,” Julian breathed, not trusting himself to move.
Her brow creased. “Everyone thinks you like me, but now that I’m here and I’m literally telling you I want to sleep with you, you’re not kissing me,” she complained.
Julian’s arms went rigid as he processed her words. “Em,” he whispered, “what are you saying?”
Instead of an answer, she put her hands on either side of his face and pulled him down to her lips. Julian’s brain was frying and he knew it. Emma was kissing him and she was wearing nothing but his shirt and they were lying in his bed. His body responded to her touch eagerly as he kissed her back. Her lips were warm and smooth against his and her hands quickly reached for the hem of his shirt, pushing it up so that she could appreciatively run her hands along his chest and stomach.
She tugged the shirt up again and made a whining sound that twisted Julian’s brain horribly. He pulled back from her lips and let her pull his shirt up and over his head before she flung it away. In that instant, his racing mind caught up with his body and he remembered the alcohol on Emma’s breath and the fog in her eyes. She tried to pull him back down and he resisted, rolling off of her and standing next to the bed, breathing heavily. Emma sat up after him, looking disappointed. “Julian?” her voice was quiet and tentative. “Do you not want to?”
He exhaled slowly and turned back towards her. “More than anything,” he answered honestly. “I just,” he paused. “You’re drunk, Ems. I don’t want you to regret anything.” “I won’t!” she argued, the familiar stubborn edge glinting in her eyes.
Julian leaned forward and cupped her face. “You might, and I’m not taking that chance. Now, you should sleep.”
Emma sighed. “Fine, but we’re sharing the bed. That’s not a big deal at all.”
Julian really didn’t see a way to argue with that statement, so as Emma slid over, he scanned for the shirt she had basically ripped off of him. It was on the other side of the bed, partway across the room, but before he could move towards it, Emma had grabbed his wrist.
“Don’t need it,” she murmured sleepily. “Come on, Jules.” Sighing deeply, Julian lowered himself to the bed beside her. As soon as he was settled, Emma rolled towards him, tucking an arm across his chest. Her eyes slid shut and her lips curled up just the tiniest bit. Her blonde hair was strewn across her back, but Julian caught a peek of something beneath the curtain of hair.
He gently brushed away a few strands and saw his drawing inked into her skin. The moon with its radiant halo was in a small circle at the nape of her neck. He was surprised. Emma had mentioned considering a tattoo, but he didn’t think she would have actually done it before she was eighteen. He looked from it to her peaceful face as she was now fully asleep. It suited her.
Julian let his arms curl around her protectively and he shut his eyes, letting sleep take him.
Emma woke up warm, comfortable, and securely tucked against something even warmer than she was. She curled more tightly against it, letting out a contented sigh. A warm hand on her hip brushed against her gently through the shirt she was wearing.
Emma’s eyes shot open. Her head was aching, but to her surprise, she remembered everything that had transpired including trying to call Julian only for her phone to die and getting Jamie to call for her. Then Julian had picked her up and brought her home. As she recalled Drunk Emma’s activities, she flushed violently.
She had stripped in front of Julian and he’d given her an old shirt. Then he had tried to put her to bed and she’d pulled him down and kissed him. She wasn’t stupid, she remembered the warm and electric feeling she’d felt when she kissed Julian. It wasn’t like anything she’d felt before. But, he’d stopped her because she’d been drunk and he was perfect and wouldn’t take advantage of her, no matter if she’d wanted it or not.
Now, she blinked again and realized she was lying half on top of Julian and his arms were around her waist as he turned towards her. Their legs were a little intertwined, but her awakening did not seem to have woken Julian. His eyes were still shut and Emma took a moment to admire his peaceful sleeping face. He was beautiful and she was so stupid to think that she’d felt anything but love for him before. She’d crushed on other guys, but she’d never felt for them like she felt for Julian.
She looked down at her hands which were pressed against his warm, bare chest. Emma remembered pulling it up and feeling the firm lines of his stomach, but as she studied him in the dim morning light, she was able to appreciate him even more. She didn’t remember when Julian had gotten so fit, but he was painstakingly attractive and Emma praised her drunk self briefly for forcing Julian to sleep without his shirt.
She looked back up at his face and the curly dark hair that fell across his forehead. She reached up to brush it aside and some of her own hair brushed against Julian’s chest as it spilled over her shoulder. A cold realization gripped her suddenly and she slid her fingers carefully towards his neck. She just wanted to see if he had a mark because she wanted so desperately for him to have one.
As she reached for the side of his neck, Julian stirred and his blue-green eyes flickered open. He looked drowsy and temporarily content, but at seeing Emma awake and so close to him, he tensed under her touch. She carefully drew her hand back to the neutral area of his chest and smiled tentatively.
“Good morning,” she offered awkwardly.
“How’s your head?” he asked immediately.
Emma blinked. She had a headache, but it was low on her list of priorities. She hadn’t really acknowledged much past the half-naked, attractive boy she was lying with. “Hurts a bit,” she admitted.
Julian carefully drew away from her, letting her lying alone, as he moved to stand. “I’ll go get you some ibuprofen and water.”
As he turned his back to her to try and stand off the edge of the bed, something small and dark caught her eye at the base of his neck and her heart skipped.
“Julian, you have a tattoo,” she breathed.
He froze. “What?” he exclaimed, twisting to face her, clearly surprised.
Emma smiled brightly and sat up, crawling across the bed towards him. She reached up and pressed against it. It was small and circular, but it was undoubtedly a perfect match to the one that sat at the base of her neck. “Right here,” she said softly.
Julian reached and touched over her fingers, his brow knit in confusion. “I never got my tattoo,” he breathed.
Emma withdrew her hand and touched his cheek. “But I did.” She turned, drawing her hair over one shoulder to expose the matching mark on her neck.
“I saw that last night,” Julian admitted quietly. He stood up from the bed and Emma followed him with her eyes. “So what does this mean?” he asked.
“We’re soulmates. We share tattoos, that’s what it means,” Emma said.
Julian exhaled shakily and looked at her. His eyes were dark with emotion. “All this time I was so sure you felt nothing towards me. You dated Cameron, and you had a crush on Mark, and I thought you’d never fall for me.”
Emma’s stomach twisted unpleasantly. “Julian, no, I think I have always felt this way about you, I just didn’t figure it out until recently.” She stood from the bed and moved towards him. She raised a hand to touch his cheek.
He turned out of her touch and picked up a sketchbook from his desk. He turned back and curled her hands around it. “Look at it,” he urged.
She blinked, but opened it. The first was a charcoal sketch of her, smiling at what was probably a camera. She flipped through and saw more sketches of her face, her hair, her whole self and there were even a few watercolours or oil paintings tucked in between the pages but the book was undeniably her. She felt tears prick at her eyes. It was the most precious and wonderful thing she’d ever seen and Julian had spilled his heart into these pieces and they were all of her.
“This is my heart,” Julian said firmly. “Everything I feel for you is there and I am an artist. My feelings bleed onto paper and I could never show you before because I was so afraid you didn’t feel the same way about me.” He leaned down and pressed his forehead against hers. His eyes shut. “You brought colour into my world and let me paint out my heart on canvas.”
“Julian, I love you,” she breathed.
“And I love you more than I know how to express,” he replied softly.
Emma pulled away from him just enough to put the sketchbook back on the desk. There was a momentary flash of disappointment in his eyes before she threw her arms around his neck and raised her lips to his. She kissed him fiercely and without restraint and he responded to her touch immediately.
The lips moulded together like a perfect fit as Julian kissed the air from her lungs. It was as if a fire had been lit in her stomach and a hot coil was roasting her insides to mush. She pressed herself closer to him, drawing him in and Julian’s hands anchored on her waist and her back, hot through the material of the shirt he’d lent her.
Finally, Emma ran out of air and she broke away, gasping, but Julian’s arms kept her flush against him, with just a breath’s width between their lips. She slid her arms down from his neck down across his chest and his stomach. Julian shivered under her touch.
“I think Drunk Emma should have thrown away all of your shirts, not just the one,” she breathed slyly.
Julian’s laugh was breathy and his eyes were dark with wanting. “Don’t steal all my fun,” he replied.
Before Emma could process exactly what he meant he was kissing her hotly again. After a brief second his hands slid down, finding the hem of the shirt she was wearing and guiding it upwards. She gasped as he tugged it over her head and threw it away. The meaning of his sentence was made suddenly clear and Emma was about to seal their lips back together when Julian nudged her back towards the bed.
He dipped his head lower, pressing hot kisses to her jawline and down her throat and she made a squeaking noise she didn’t even know she could make as the backs of her knees bumped against the edge of the bed.
“Julian,” she gasped out. “Your siblings,” she reminded desperately.
He pulled away from her briefly, locking their eyes. “Everyone sleeps in on Saturday,” he replied.
Emma was the one who smirked this time as she wrapped her arms around his neck and fell back against the bed, her fingers just grazing the edge of the moon tattoo that bound them together as she pulled him down.
“No time to waste then.”
#the writing section#the dark artifices#blackstairs#rating: t#genre: romance#genre: friendship#soulmate au#character: emma carstairs#character: julian blackthorn#character: cristina rosales#character: divya#ship: julian x emma#ship: blackstairs#tda#tda fic#shadowhunters#words: 9.6k+#nicole writes#highschool au#modern au
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Rowena Appreciation Week: Day 6 - Favorite Pairing
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Okay so first of all, hi, I’m late to the Day 6 party because I wanted to make a manip so bad but I was looking for decent material to work with all day yesterday and #thestruggleisreal (I promise tho, I will finish it asap because I’ve got a shitload of concepts and a lot of excitement)... Anyways, sorry about that, let’s get to the point.
My favorite Rowena pairing is (shockingly enough) Samwena.. Samwitch.. sAm x rOwEnA whatever tf (we need to find the official ship name people, it’s become a struggle). Now, here’s a thread (grab some popcorn or your Starbies, it’s gon’ be long):
I’m going to be honest, at first I couldn’t ship Rowena with anyone, because you know, we met her as a strong bitchy beast and stuff (I mean, she still is, but yanno.. more soft and even more adorable) and no one seemed to be you know.. ‘’enough’’ for this whole of a woman (I hope you know what I mean). I mean, aight I went through a phase in which I shipped her with Cas (ngl it was soft and neat), but then I got like ‘’nah let the pie-guy have him lol’’ (no shade, I like destiel) Then Lucifer appeared and I was like he can take it. But then he appeared to be a bit ‘too enthusiastic’’ if you will that’s the least I can say and one more ship sailed for me. But
THEN
here he was. Sam Winchester standing there with his 10 ft. long legs. Seeing them working together (and then that glorious scene w/ Ro squeezing his bicep happened and I was like oh wow) and interacting more and more got me like: ‘’this could be something.’’ But yanno, they remained austerely frienemies for many seasons, the ship was weak, there weren’t enough shippers around, so I slowly started getting over it. But
THEN
oh boy oh boy, Season 13 aired.. and let me tell you, it was something else, the internet blew up with the fucking ship and I was opening champagne bottles up in here.These two started interacting more and more, Sam was the first one that started believing in Ro, even from the previous seasons.. And then they got to have the convo about their traumas and stuff. And Sam trusted her enough to give her the page that would unbind her powers.. At this point I knew that bitch fasten your seat belt this is happening fr. They found out about their destiny, which was obviously a hard pill to swallow..Sam reluctantly shot her, Rowena got hurt because she didn’t think that he would actually do it and at this point I’m crying my eyes out.. Rowena tried to kill him, she couldn’t anymore, Death herself spilled the tea.. And yet, Sam believes that she deserves redemption.
She agreed to help the boys and prove that yanno, Bad Girl Gone Good.. And then we saw Sam making sure she would be okay before leaving, and then getting worried about her when meeting Lucifer.. Last but not least, we see him owning her for like, the 397934th time.. she saw a chance and she fucking took it. I won’t say a thing about the Charlie x Rowena road trip because I still don’t know how I feel about this, hoe’s confused
And yeah so, that was a short (kind of) Samwena canon recap. Now, let’s jump to conclusions like Jiminy fucking Cricket.
They’ve definitely developed a very intriguing bond over the seasons, and if it doesn’t get canon, it will be still an incredible (kind of) friendship. Rowena obviously thinks that he’s the only one she could trust, that’s why he would be the first one to call when in danger or something. On the other hand, Sam is one of the few people that have seen her heart, and that’s important. Now, if we consider their destiny, this could end up being either a life-risking romance, or a very short friendship. And let me tell you, I’ve come up with every possible sad ending for both (bitch came prepared, don’t @ me).
Additionally, I just love how small she looks next to him (lOoKs), and how done Sam is every time Rowena gets sarcastic.
FRIENDLY REMINDER: THE FACT THAT ROWENA IS 300+ YEARS OLD DOES NOT MEAN THAT SHE SHOULDN’T BE PAIRED W/ A CHARACTER AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE THAT SAYS THE OPPOSITE, THE ‘’ROWENA IS OLD AND UGLY’’ PHASE IS OVER AND Y’ALL BETTER FUCKING SIT DOWN OKAY THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Anyways, that’s my favorite pairing. This is the moment when people say: ‘’Can’t wait for what’s to come’’ or something, but we’re talking for two people that will either love or kill each other, so I’m not sure whether or not I’m excited for the future.. Agonized? Probably. I will continue imagining that they’re somewhere alive and happy either way so byee
Last but not least, I just wanted to say that there’s nothing wrong with shipping, not matter the pairing’s reputation, or how ‘’healthy’’ it is. It’s still fiction. Please respect everyone’s opinions and preferences and don’t try to create problems or talk shit about them just because they intervene with your ships, it isn’t cool at all.
and yeah that’s it, if you survived, congratulations. Let’s be honest, y’all didn’t believe for a second that I would just make a quick post for Fav Pairing Day, did you? SYKE
#rowena#rowena macleod#rowena appreciation week#samwena#samwitch#sam x rowena#rowena x sam#spn#supernatural#spn family#Carry On My Wayward Son#ships#otp#sam winchester#superwholock
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Oh, look who’s in town! I heard it’s 19 year old, KAYLA SILVERMAN, but the local paper told me they could easily pass as ZENDAYA. Rumors said SHE is rather CONDESCENDING & SARCASTIC but luckily, her DILIGENT & CLEVER character make up for that. A little bird told me they are THE GENIUS because SHE WAS ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD LAW ON A SCHOLARSHIP.
omg hey sexies :* im nina and this is my trash child kayla whom i love v much :( but !! im just going to list a few things abt her and Her Life so just bear w me ok ok OH AND like this if u wanna plot JDUSJDJ
so kayla grew up in a poorer prominently poc area of the bronx ny w her mother and all of her rando bfs BUT she attended bronx school of science and honestly kept herself only wrapped up in school and clubs and a job and all that jazz
her relationship w her mother was,,,,,...,. not the best ?? she was rly close w her father until she was abt 16 when he passed away due to gun violence
this put an even greater strain on her relationship w her mother as kayla saw her mother as the person liable for her fathers death, as her mother encouraged him to travel to the convenience store at like 3am in a dangerous part of the bronx and basically kayla woke up the next mornig and her mom basically broke the news to her
kaylas mom totally shut down after this happened....like she would sleep all day and never really looked for a job or went out of the apartment except fr when she went to bars where she would meet a new bf like every week
kayla never rly cared for her moms flings bc she knew thats exactly what they were -- flings.
eventually, kayla completely isolated herself from her mother as she grew tired of always taking care of her mother w her own part time job, instead of her mother taking care of her
kayla basically saw her as pathetic and has no sympathy for her so ://
she ended up applying to harvard !!! w the help of ssome dope teachers she was able to make it in w a scholarship majoring in history and minoring in political science SO she a pre-law major essentially
and basically she loved it sm ?? but eventually...... SJDHSJ
she became extremely anxious and mentally ill bc of the pressure of school and classes along w the burden of her mother always trying to contact her
sh e eventually had to take a semester off because everything seemed like a major task and she figured nashville was best for escaping the environment
but !!!! homegirl is still a major workaholic and u can tell shes a harvard student thru and thru
she is extremely argumentative, condescending, arrogant, sarcastic
but also extremely hardworking, intelligent, passionate, and lowkey sensitive
she decided to go into law in order to be an attorney for criminal cases, esp gun violence
but NO ONE knows abt her family or her past. like she literally refuses to talk abt it like hunnie! u THOUGHT
shes kind of ashamed of her background and stuff :/
but yes pls love her hfushufj
abt me !! nina !! honestly dont even read this wtf
ok hi sexy ;) !!! im nina im 18 and i live in the est tmz :*
i am a Hoe for music always like any genre any time bich u already know i can get down
............. i miss vine probs more than anyone...,,,. like pls..,,., i coulda dropped my croissant..... ALL OF IT I LVOE IT SM ://// rip vine 9ever
im so boring thats basically it im so sorry
BUUUUUUUT I F U WANNA PLOT !!! hmu or like this :* ok bye biches JSDJsj ily
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lowkey my boyfriend is cheating and i know i shouldnt stay with him but his side hoe looks like a fucking goat. 😂
LMFAO YOURE SUCH A SAVAGE ANON/ but Fr talk, don't be with a dickwad.he can't see how much of a sarcastic anon you are and that's so unfair to you. 🙃💗
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