#he's a grown man btw
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people criticising luke for vaping and calling it 'gross' and 'i no longer like him' are pissing me off because
a) those photos were taken without his consent so why are we even commenting (except say he looks SO good)
b) he's a british man who vapes. fork found in kitchen? not saying its a healthy habit but some of y'all are acting like he was taking hard drugs
c) as someone neurodivergent, people with adhd and anxiety are more likely to vape because nicotine is a stimulant and releases dopamine in small levels (with many using it as an alternative to smoking)
basically give him some grace and stop making stupid discourses and criticising everything he does. let. him. live.
#will he ever be left alone#fuck deuxmoi btw#like let him live#all the 'so dissapointed in him :((' comments are so patronising#he's a grown man btw#also giving ableism but#luke newton#lukola
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yknow this was originally going to be a long eury defending post since i saw some eury hate a few days ago but it was far too long and i yapped too much </3
but i drew this to go along with it and i already have too much dead art in my drafts so its being posted anyway B) we all know he actually ate the wind bag not open it cmon guys 🥱 (/J) nah but like I was going to defend him opening the bag and other stuff which is why I drew this specifically it’s kinda silly out of context lmao
#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#eurylochus#epic eurylochus#my art#he's just a little guy#dont yell at the little guy :(#i say talking about a grown ass man#LMAO#this doodle is so dumb but he looks silly in it#so might as well <3#shoutout to my 79 followers btw#you guys are great 🔥
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"Don't be so shy, Satoru!"
tw: satoru having inappropriate thoughts about the reader, subtle teasing, sub!satoru?? and fear of rejection!!
a/n: there's always popular!satoru x nerd!reader but no nerd!satoru x popular!reader so here I am >_<! i might make a part 2 bc im too lazy to continue this lol
"Y/N-chan! I-I did the physics homework y-you told me to.. I.. I hope it's good enough..!"
Please, please, please.. Just one compliment! I'm your good boy, Y/N-chan..! Please praise me..!
"Well done, Satoru! What a good boy!"
As Satoru handed over the notebook, he immediately turned into a shade of a tomato. He then felt a hand on his head. You? The most popular girl in school calling a peasant, no, a simp like him, a good boy and patting his head? Sure, he totally had a thing for a wide range of kinks, but this? Ohhhh, just thinking about it made his dick bulge. It's fine, atleast you won't notice it, right?
Unfortunately for him, your gaze landed upon that big growing tent of his, and winked.
"What's wrong, Satoru? You crying?"
Y/N-chan's gonna think I'm a useless idiot..! God, sh-shes so pretty.. I hope one day we can be together..! Wait.. what if.. she doesn't like me..?! Y/N-chan m-must like me, right..?! I'm her good boy..!
"N-No.. I'm not crying, Y/N-chan..! I-It's.. it's because I.. I have an english exam to prepare for..! Yeah..! g-gotta study, Y/N-chan..!"
And then he zoomed off into the toilets, to calm his hard cock, of course.
⋆. 𐙚 ˚五条 悟 short ff by j1mins_j4ms
#im just a girl#grown ass man btw#im going insane#gojo satoru#gojo fic#gojo(why is he here)#jujutsu kaisen#yipee creature#gojo x reader#nerd!gojo#sub!gojo#hajajsjsjjs gojo is adorableeeee#i love nerd gojo hes so cute<3#j1mins_j4ms
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I hc mephone4 is very insecure about his higher emotional drive compared to mepad. The fact that the one he saved ends up taking care of him daily is an ego hit, and causes old wounds to open up.
#mepad doesn't care btw#not adultification literally kinda woke up as a grown man#and that makes mepad so upset and self conscious because hes still erratic and petty and ''childish'' without the privilege of just#waking up whole#so basically yeah ''Im incomplete and it ruins me'' being taken care of by ''I know who i am but you cant respect that''#osc#mepad ii#ii mephone4#still feeling like a helpless fresh memory bot whenever Mepad so effortlessly uses reason and understanding to dismiss him
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harlan saying "i like toys :)!" and giggling will now be forever ingrained in my mind
#god he is ADORABLE MAN 😭😭#this is from him telling the gopher story btw#a grown man giggling well call me a loser because ill giggle with him wlso#i have no mouth and i must scream#ihnmaims#am#am ihnmaims#allied mastercomputer#harlan ellison#a boy and his dog#repent harlequin#love aint nothing but sex misspelled
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happy nine years to the movie that literally altered my brain chemistry forever ❤️
#deadpool#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#marvel#deadpool 2016#9 years is crazy tho#i was so tiny#and i think he’s so tiny#but he isn’t he’s a grown man#i can quote this whole movie btw#okay i’m gonna cry now
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If a new God of war game comes out you'll find me on the front lines defending Atreus
#I already hear people complaining AND I DONT LIKE IT#like STFU#anyway long time no see gow fandom#how are yall doing 🫶#god of war#gow#atreus#anywyas#I kinda suspsect that this game is going to be focused on Kratos only ??#like his last adventure or something#I dont think it will be focused on Atreus#he Just started his journey#idkkkkk man im so nervousss#btw#if the game comes out are yall going to eqtch a gameplay or wait to play it yourself...#i dont own a ps5 so....#but if there is atreus I WANNA KNOW#im so scaredddjdksjdkdd#to see him all grown up#😢#IF this is going to be about him...#wanna see the other silly Kids too#angrboda... thrud.... pls...#evilbeing
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I hope you know that I have caught the gunbug brainrot and it is entirely your fault (keep it coming they are so special to me)
Jason submits his “badass transmasc boyfriend” application every day and DC keeps denying it but I won’t 😔
#he’s literally just a girl (that’s a grown man with issues)#asks#gunbug#I think it’s so funny imagining jason treating JAIME like a scary dog#‘don’t make me bring my he/theys over here’#jaime does NOT want that smoke he is NOT that guy and he WILL absolutely fumble the bag#jason: untrue dont care he saved the world multiple times btw#jaime reyes#jason todd
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spot the difference game [LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE]
#i think why i love it so much. aside from the throwing it in a circle bit. is the SMUG happy face he makes#usually i hate when grown people act cute but sometimes. man. sometimes they just do it right like he’s actually cute which is the WORST#and also he did it again not even just once but like 3 more times btw once w the catallena bow on his head#am i tempted to upload that one too? yes i am.#stray kids#medvjedić lino
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I hate him so bad
#wilsonposting#dst wilson#wilson percival higgsbury#kill it with fire#grown man btw#I love making gifs of this guy#gah. hes such a loser. i love him.
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"Wait our little boy Pluto is smoking???? What!!?????"
Your "little boy" is a 19 years old man who won't hesitate to point a gun at you if necessary.
#and i love that about him btw#pluto is a grown up independent man guys you should start treating him as such#yes you can still call him cute he *is* very cute but also don't forget the multiple attempts of murder please#pluto nevermore#nevermore webtoon#nevermore webcomic#whispers from atlantis
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I love that scene in the archives when Kipps needles Lockwood about his family in The Screaming Staircase because the emotions are like:
Lockwood: tense, angry, upset but trying to control himself
Lucy: confused, concerned for Lockwood, frustrated
George:
#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#anthony lockwood#george cubbins#lucy carlyle#lockwood library#lockwoodlibrary#and it needs to be added - George does not know about Jessica yet#he only suspects something happened to Lockwood’s family when Lockwood was young#he doesn’t know the details#He doesn’t know what’s in the room at this point#but when Kipps opens his grown man mouth and starts putting pressure on a real pain point of *a kid* who’s his friend#George sits up takes out the full-service set and spills so so much scalding hot tea#How does he know all this? Does he still talk to some Fittes people? Does he overhear gossip in the archives?#Does he have a Fuck you Fittes notebook where he compiles their fuckups on the side? “Highest rate” sounds like he did the math!#Never explained! and I love that!#George is hilarious bc from the start you really feel Lucy and Lockwood live to be agents and that’s kind of their sole thing#to the great detriment of their mental health btw#But George is like nah I have a life.
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Ride 785: Sakamichi's orders!!

Pag 1
1: From this year
2: I went from the one who receives orders
3: Onoda
Onoda!!
4: to the one who gives orders!!

Pag 2
1: Onoda Sakamichi, third Inter High

Pag 3
1: carrying the same bib number 3 as Makishima, as captain he will make history by making Sohoku win their third championship in a row!!

Pag 4
1: I'll give you your orders
When we enter the mountain, go ahead
Take the lead and climb!!
2: It's your order, take the mountain stage on the second day
When times are tough, all you need is one good goal to achieve!! “We'll carry you to the mountain”!!
I'll do my best to preserve my strength!!
3: Think....
Think of what's ahead, of what's happening now, and about the team

Pag 5
1: I have to make the best choice!!
2: Calm down....!!
Pfuuu...
Calm down
Pfuuu...
3: Look around you
4: I have to have a clear picture!!
5: The start of the mountain is approaching
6: The pack's atmosphere is changing!!

Pag 6
1: One person jumped ahead!!
2: The balance is broken!!
3: And several people are following!!
4: It's here, Onoda-kun, are you ready?
Yeah!!
5: The climbers are starting to move!!

Pag 7
1: We're entering the mountain!! From here on we're on the national highway 500!!

Pag 8
1: It's the mountain stage, climbing Mt- Hiko, once a sacred groun in Fukuoka!!

Pag 9
2: Once they pass one of the archways of the huge Shinto shrine made of stone of Mt. Hiko....
3: The real climb starts!!

Pag 10
1: Here Kyushu's Kumamoto Daichi's climber, Fujiwara, is moving!!
Kumadai is moving, chase him!!
2: I'm Higo's new generation, mokkosu!!
3: Waaaa things are getting hectic all of a sudden, teh.....!! They're going one by one chasing Kumadai-san!!
4: Calm down, Rokudai
For now, it's enough that we stay at the front fo the pack. Our problem is....
Waaa, I'm calm...!!

Pag 11
1: Our problem....
2: Our main issue....
3: is when will he move!?
6: Ha.... Hakogaku is moving!?
Is the Sky Prince going!?
He stood up


Pag 13
3: Not... yet!?
4: He just reached out to take the bottle
That scared me...
We've only just entered the mountain so from their point of view it's not time to start yet?
6: Tch
7: Not yet.....?

Pag 14
1: His opponent is Onoda, so it will most probably turn into a close battle... so, thinking about that, he plans on starting from the most efficient place?
2: Could it be that he's waiting for the Mountain King to go?
The other way around....?
3: He plans on going once the “Mountain King” moves?
Manami is
4: waiting for the Mountain King
Is that so?
Waiting for me....

Pag 15
1: …. no!!
2: That's not it!!
3: Think of what's ahead, of what's happening now, and about the team
Teh!?
4: I have to make the best decision
Everyone!!

Pag 16
1: These are your orders!!
2: “Orders”!!
3: “Orders”!!
5: Onoda-san!!
6: Onoda-kun!!

Pag 17
1: 200m from now Manami-kun will move, I'll chase him, and leave everything else to you!!
2: Danchiku-kun!!
Yessir!!
3: Please get ahead, pull the team, and clear the mountain safely
4: Yessir!!
5: Imaizumi-kun and Naruko-kun, from now on preserve your strength and get ready for the finish line
Yeah...
6: Rokudai-kun....
Teh!!
Wait, Onoda
7: How...

Pag 18
1: do you know that Manami is going to move 200m from now!?
5: Telepathy...
6: He's waiting
7: Most likely!!
“Maybe”!!
8: The beginning of this mountain is full of zigzags
9: And Manami-kun's ranks are choosing to ride on the right side very close to the guardrail
10: On the mountain, the pack

Pag 19
1: when it's time to turn a series of zigzags, temporarily stretches vertically
If it's a left turn then the cyclists on the left will take the lead, and if it's a right turn then the cyclists on the right will do that
3: From the course map it says that from the next curve the slope will slightly increase
4: It's just a conjecture, but
5: I think Manami-kun will move there
So he's waiting
For the most advantageous position for jumping forward

Pag 20
1: the next right curve!!

Pag 21
1: Manami?
2: He's going to jump forward!?
3: At the next right curve!!




Pag 25
1: Manami jumped forward!! Here!?
Huuh!?
From the lead of the vertical line!!
He opened a gap too large to close in an instant!!
2: He really jumped forward!!
3: Hakogaku' Manami is pushing on
4: I'm going to accelerate at full throttle!!
Go, Onoda-kun!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowapeda#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 785#maaaaan what a chapteeeeer#nothing better than onoda acting like the captain that he is!! gosh i love to see him all confident like this#HES GROWN UP SO MUCH IM SO PROUD OF HIM YOU HAVE NO IDEA#The way he can predict what manami's move will be and give everyone's orders#damn do you remember at the start of the manga when he didnt know anything about this sport and imaizumi gave him all those book to read#about it??? HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED#man im so happy you have no idea i think im gonna cry#btw i NEED to know what rokudai's orders were supposed to be#why didnt you let him finish imaizumiiiii DONT INTERRUPT YOUR CAPTAIN#Also special mention to kabu thinking that onoda knows bc he and manami have telepathy#you have a point theyre soulmates after all
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The current event on New Club Penguin has me so excited, i had to draw this duo next in my lineup of human designs
#club penguin#herbert p bear#klutzy the crab#my klutzy is a grown man btw because it felt weird for him to be a child like ive seen others do#no fault to them just personal preference#in my mind jpg js the tallest penguin of all the mascost#but herbert towers like a full foot over him#hes a big guy in all senses of the word#my art
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*Kisses his forehead and tucks him in*
#candle cove#sweetie1728#candle cove fanart#creepypasta fandom#candle cove creepypasta#candle cove au#candle cove percy#pirate percy#candle cove pirate Percy#please listen to ship in a bottle by fin I promise you you won’t regret it#just trust me guys my music taste is great I promiseee#rich boy pirate twink <3#I love this stupid man so so much#I need him to drown#first mate Percy club 🙋♀️#he’s a grown man in his mid 30’s btw#small artist#artists on tumblr#tumblr art#digital art#fypシ#fypage#fypart
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never done this before but I'm genuinely curious bc, again, my brother and I were talking about transformers one and we're basically on the same page about how old we think the cogless workers are but I saw some comments that made me think my opinion is a hot take? lol
#transformers one#orion pax#d 16#elita one#b 127#transformers#okay so basically i think theyre nearing their 30s but yknow theyve just been stuck cogless#i was js going along w the general idea of op and meg become a world leader and warlord at the fresh age of 20#i didnt think ppl were being legit tho i thought it was kinda funny#firm believer bumblee is a grown man btw hes js a goofy goober that needs a leash#ig they should be younger bc that would make starscream seem like 50 and some 30 y/o guy beat up the old man
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