#he's a golden boyyyyy

[short-black-diamond]

First off, DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE😡It's fine if you don't have ideas to keep going. I am very patient so I don't mind waiting even if it takes forever 🫶 writing ain't easy so I understand

Second, who the hell thought it was a great idea to talk instead of write for the exam about MATH?? HELLO?? THOSE ARE MOSTLY NUMBERS😭😭 Good luck, bubs, I salute

Third, I'm doing lovely and eating well~ I hope you are too! Nah nobody has been bullying me and if they did because I'll go feral on their arse to the point where I can bite😙

Lastly, I demand. For more. TTC Analysis. Respectfully😇 Forgot to mention that. And no I'm not gonna stop with the nicknames, love you🫶

- 🍰nom

huehehhhhh it doesn't sit right with me that you're scolding me..

But mind you my cake, I did better in the oral test then in the written one✌😭💀

I've just read the newest episode of the tomato can and I'm mad that Jamie lost...but I'll try my best with the continuation!

Also I think you didn't receive the second analysis I wrote? But I put it down there so you can read again.

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part one, part two

i don't have it in me to post more stuff because i am kinda busy rn, as always, but i will do my best. i don't think i will do more analysis, but we can all chat privately or sth idk

-your diamond <3

[detnu-a-h]

[giri-giri-waifu]

[hoffmans-hoffman]

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Christian Bale as Doctor Herbert Graves in The Poirot cinematic universe

"A lot of people don't believe in me, but that's okay...that's fine...„

Herbert tag dump

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[batunatu]

whats fnafhs (full permission to infodump if u want)

ME APPEARING TO EXPLAIN MY HYPERFIXATION WHEN I WAS 9-12 YEARS OLD

okay

let's seee

fnafhs or five nights at freddy's highschool.

the homestuck for hispanic 2016 kids.

oh boyyyyy

OKAY, It all starts with eddochan, a mexican youtuber who made videos of gameplays, geeky stuff, and mini storytime animations or fandoms like yandere simulator.

She had a somewhat small community but she always released weekly videos, when fnaf rose to fame she made videos like gameplays and speedpaints of her human versions that could easily be the beta designs for fnafhs.

one day eddochan uploaded a video of "what would happen if the fnaf animatronics were teenagers?"

this video received enough support for eddochan to upload animated shorts of the characters from now on (and yes, the comment that started this is lost media)

the series was made for fun, it was not serious at all and over time it gained more and more fans and the series began to be taken more seriously visually and with a story somewhat...

ok, it's 2016, AN ERA OF HORRORS FOR FANDOMS, it was no surprise that the fnafhs fandom was seen by others as toxic for childish reasons and because it was full of kids, and adding that the story was a hodgepodge of highschool musical stereotypes and with no fidelity to the game beyond the names of the characters, that made fnaf fans hate this webseries and it's fandom.

anyway, the years passed and the series went through 3 seasons and little relevant miniseries but the third was the point of greatest decline, when the writing went to hell and it became sailor moon and forgor ABOUT ALL THE FUCKING PLOT WITH THE BANDS AND THE HIGHSCHOOL LIFE

seeing that people began to get disappointed and the third season required more production, Eddo had to cancel the series and some time later she made a series that failed.

now we are in 2022, fnafhs was dead and suddenly eddo came out of her cave and announced a REMAKE !1!1!1!

BUT

VUT

but.

☹️

the stars aligned and that same week it came to light that many voice actors from the main cast were doing horrible things.

and yk, predators, transphobic, groomers, lolicons, ALL THE SHIT, that obviously resonated not only in the fandom and eddo had to postpone things and disassociate these people from the project and others voluntarily disassociated themselves, ex: golden's voice actor mysteriously left the project and this year it was discovered that he had been grooming an underage fan for years.

Well, after these things that not only stained the reputation of the series but also Eddo's (who also had a couple of conflicts with the fandom on twt because they called her out bc of the queerbait and she even went so far as to make a CLEARLY trans-coded character a cis boy when in the series their gender was confusing to the cast and ambiguous, yk it was 2016, people confused tomboys w transmascs.)

WDYM THATS A CIS BOY????

in the series they used she/her pronouns, when people called out to eddo bc of her misinformation about lgbtq topics (in a fandom full of queer people) she tried to change this canon and made puppet enby wirt any pronouns, FINALLY

Currently the series is paused, Eddo was going to make an animated series, then a manga, not much is known since it was supposed to come out last year, but well, the fandom is more active on twt, There is now a fanmade remake that is well done for being made by fans and a fanmade movie in production.

this series it's just hispanic homestuck.

heres the first episode's designs !! (the style was progressively improving but this is the most iconic one)

2d season!!

eww eww fhs z3ro EW EWW

and FINALLY the official remake.

[brandycranby]

💐Zombie's Bouquet Event💐

A bouquet for you! Featuring: Jake Jensen, Grumpy/Sunshine, Flower Shop, Fluff. I hope you enjoy!

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"Jaaake," you whine. "I told you I don't want to go anywhere. It's been such a crappy. I just want to curl up in the blankets and stay wrapped up."

"And that's exactly why I'm taking you outside, Brandy" he counters. "Besides, I've got a pleasant surprise for you."

As much as you want to keep arguing, you really can't deny your sunshine-golden-retriever boyfriend. One of the things you genuinely loved about him was how he could keep you going, even through your depressive episodes. He always seemed to know just the right amount to push versus even you needed to be held.

"Fine, but we're getting comfort food while we're out."

"Of course!"

Jake and up taking you to a local flower shop. You're surprised at the choice of locale, it's definitely not a usual place for the two of you.

Jake picks up on your confusion as he leads you inside. "I figured some color might help brighten the apartment. And while I get the joy of looking at your pretty face every day, you deserve something pretty to look at as well."

Inside the store you take a deep breath and find the various floral scents calming in a way. You look around at all the colors and shapes. Jake assures you there's no price limit, that you can get all the flowers you want.

You're almost giddy thinking about the various combinations you can make. You delay your shopping long enough to give Jake a big, grateful hug that he's only too happy to return.

oh!! oh!! whoever requested this for me, bless you 🥺🫶🏻✨️🪻🪻🪻<- bookay for you and zombie!!!

jakey wakey bakey makey pakey takey makey beloved baby boyyyyy 😚😚🥺 he's so right, i need some fresh flowers and nice smells and the world will be fine again <33

[skyransketches]

Smaugust Day 6: Gold

My good golden boyyyyy~ His name is Connor and he is a wholesome lad and I love him

[cloudburst-ink]

I'd like to ask 29 and 18 from your A03 Wrapped game, please 🙂

Oh, you jump right into the juicy stuff Variant hahaha. 🖤

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

This year I have almost exclusively written Kim and Chay from KinnPorsche, so I think it would make sense that it would be one of them. But I think I'm going to say Chay.

Firstly, Chay is the perspective character in my longform fic Desperate Measures, as well as in another short chapter fic that I'm writing as a trade with @staykimchay. Both of these fics have given me immense trouble at various points, so that alone is I think enough to justify this answer.

But secondly, I also think that Chay as a character just... creates difficulty sometimes, due to all of his hidden facets.

A lot of people in this fandom view Kim as incredibly multi-dimensional and therefore challenging, which makes sense--we see this in the show. Kim has so many hidden aspects.

Not as many people say this about Chay.

But Chay is incredibly multi-faceted. He's sassy and stubborn, gentle-hearted, and clearly in many ways he is wise beyond his years even as we see him acting like a complete dummy.

He's shy and blushy and easily flustered and stumbles over his words in front of his crush--and yet he chases that very same crush down relentlessly, always making the first move, never letting him forget that Chay exists. He's bold and flirty and hopeful, but also cautious and traumatized and so, so, so sad and lonely.

Sometimes, it can be really difficult to figure out which side of him to focus on in any given scene.

He and Kim are perfect for each other, really.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

Ohhh boyyyyy. Time to dig through some memories.

There are a couple that I'm particularly proud of, but Kim and Chay's encounter in the neon courtyard in Chapter 3 of Desperate Measures is the first one I thought of. Here are a few highlights from that scene!

The clicking of the lighter cap cuts off.

Kim raises his gaze, regarding Chay with sharp, glittering eyes. 

Silence settles around them. Despite the muted din of the city, Chay can hear his own heartbeat in his ears.

Kim is wearing the same white shirt from that morning. There are dark stains splattered across the front, black in the eerie glow of distant neons.

human has been blotted out by blood.

...

He stops, staring up at Chay, and touches the tip of his cigarette to the flame.

A golden glow illuminates Kim’s features from below. It casts Kim in sharp, warm contrast against the cool gloom around them. Tiny twin flames flare in his eyes, then snuff out in matching plumes of smoke as Chay snaps the lighter cap closed.

Smoke clouds around Kim’s face. It shimmers oddly in the air where it catches the hazy glow of the skyline.

The stains on Kim’s shirt meander past the line of his collar. They smear over his collarbone and neck, flaking off of his skin like old scabs. There are a few droplets on his cheek.

...

Chay tries to twist his arm free, but Kim’s grip remains steady as stone, unmoving and painfully constricting.

Goosebumps trail up Chay’s arm, echoing outward from Kim’s touch like shatter cones from a meteor impact.

He can’t breathe. Heat prickles across his skin. He thinks if he stays here like this, he might burn away completely in the aftermath.

There’s blood smeared across Kim’s knuckles.

Adrenaline hums through Chay’s veins, his body warning him of nearby danger like it can sense the weight of death that lingers in Kim’s aura, pinned in place by the fierce intensity of Kim’s stare.

Chay stills.

Smoke curls up around them and vanishes into the hazy sky. The light in Kim’s eyes is brittle and fractured.

“P’Kim,” Chay pleads softly, “that hurts.”

Kim blinks. He looks between Chay’s face and Chay’s hand, still clutching the lighter, and then drops Chay’s wrist like he’s been burned.

Thank you for asking, dear Variant! 🖤 For anyone curious, here's a link to the original questions.

[odd-dragon]

Okay I was sent this by @enbeemagical and just... well, the Ramble Bug bit me, so here are thoughts on all the options XD. (Putting it under the cut to at least spare you all the mile-long post)

Feanor- Fuck Feanor. All my homies hate Feanor. Regarded as literally the best and worst of the Noldor. Made the Silmarils, then proceeded to just do everything wrong with them. Made his sons swear a binding oath to basically kill anyone who had the Silmarils except themselves Forever for him when he died (which he did by chasing fleeing balrogs and orcs down in a fit of suicidal rage instead of waiting for his army btw). 0/10, Total Disaster Man (sorry, elf), get it together. Glorfindel- MY BOYYYYY. The one I voted for. He's specifically noted to be the only one who was present for the Kinslaying at Alqualonde and didn't kill anyone bc he was like "nah this is actually super messed up". Was so good and valiant he got to come back from the dead early, literally a knight in shining armor, died in the first place protecting fleeing innocents in a pretty-elf-in-shiny-armor rendition of that Gandalf scene from Fellowship, except he did it first technically. Also was the one who originally chased off the Nazgul from Rivendell except PJ didn't want to explain who he was so he just had Arwen do it. His name literally translates to "Goldilocks" (golden-hair). 10/10 Best Boy and I Love Him. Galadriel- Fantastic. Had hair that was basically the light of the trees and actually probably inspiried the creation of the Silmarils. Disliked Feanor even in Valinor, and told him to fuck off when he asked for a piece of her hair. Did this 3 times, even. Only wanted to go to Middle Earth to see it, not for revenge. Then proceeded to go for revenge anyway after the Kinslaying of Alqualonde, having not-quite-sworn an oath to herself that she was gonna make sure she bothered Feanor as much as possible while in Middle Earth. Luckily for him he died before she could make good on that not-oath. Still did Questionable Shit but mostly in a Bad Bitch way and who wouldn't, in several thousand years of life? 10/10 Baddest Bitch in Middle Earth Elrond- Look. I love Elrond. I really do. But he is not a full elf and therefore disqualified. Y'all his name is literally Elrond Peredhel. He's not just a half-elf, he's the half-elf. His mom is a bird (kind of) and his dad is a star (kind of) and we just... look, he's incredible, and Rivendell is the best thing since Gondolin, but he just doesn't count here. He's a tired old man who's seen way too much and built the best house of healing and rest short of Lorien because he himself needed the healing and rest, but he's not an elf that's the whole point. 10/10 Hospitality is on point. Thranduil- He's a bad bitch and he knows it, but he also gets like... two lines of characterization in the Hobbit and his three biggest accomplishments are imprisoning dwarves for crashing his party (fair, but not a great look), attacking said dwarves after they escape, and apparently not patching that little security issue in sixty years because he also let Gollum go and get tortured by Nazgul to tell them where the ring was like seriously. He's not Noldor, he's barely even Sindar, and his jail is shit. He hasn't even seen the Trees. I don't even know if he's seen Melian. I love him but he can't be Best Elf. 10/10 Best Sass and Movie!Thranduil can step on me Legolas- All the same problems as Thranduil turned up to 11. Definitely hasn't seen the Trees or Melian. Doesn't have his dad's fashion sense. Almost single-handedly kicked off the entire D&D concept of a wood elf. Literally just starts screaming at the sight of a balrog. He has big Elf Gen Z energy tho, and wins major points for smuggling a dwarf to Valinor in a homemade boat. 10/10 Best Partier

(Apparently Tumblr, beloved hellsite that it is, won't let me make a post longer than this for some reason so part two on its way!)

[short-black-diamond]

youre so right bc elijah really went THRU it and then they just gave him the l???? like even the dude who hated him said hed win??? this is legit so sad like wtf

And he was going to quit too like

poor boi

As fir my fave...idk? they're all pretty good...idk, the mario guy is sweet. also i kinda like ethan. And that other guy with the magic thing is pretty hot. but i like ethan more maybe... can i say all? i wanna say all?

Also are there more tc content creators out there?

hellyuuuuuu again!!!

exactly, and I hope everything turns out for the better for him.

also ye why not? everyone is cool! (minus zach, jj and donovan)

um, tc content creators I'm friends with are @iamthatanon and @backshotsdevil. they both post tc content, and I hope that the tc fandom expands more!

-your diamond <3

[infamousarin]

LEAVE MY BOY AND HIS HAIRCUT ALONE

[dreamy-slytherin]

Honestly the only reason I'll ever acknowledge gryffindor! Sander is bc he'll look good in red and gold 😔

So very true 💛❤

[pancakes4two]

figured it was about time i write a dadrry blurb. look out for a short fic to accompany this as well! face claim is summer rachel warren 🤍

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harrystan OMG WHAT WHAT QHAT

harryflorals WE WERE NOT EXPECTING THIS!!!

harryfan1 A LITTLE BABY HARRIET

hsdaily CONGRATULATIONS

harris_reed divine mother ⭐️

yourbff the hardest secret to keep.. so happy for you

gigihadid congrats MAMA!!

kyliejenner playdates soon ❤️‍🔥

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harrystyles Baby Styles. Coming to a belly near you.

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harrystan HE’S SO GOOFY

harrygirl casually breaks the internet w/ a baby announcement at 9am on a monday

harryfan1 this is the most harry way to announce a pregnancy ever

harryfan2 in a few months there’s going to be a tiny little harry running around and i’m not ready for it

niallhoran So overjoyed for you, congrats man.

jefezoff 👶🏻

liampayne My brother!! All the love to you

kaiagerber Oh yes

zendaya Couple of the year becomes family of the year

taylorswift What a beautiful mama. So happy for your family ❤️

beyonce ❤️

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enews Harry Styles was papped this morning rushing off to the airport in between two sold out nights at the Kia Forum. A source close to the star said his girlfriend, Y/N L/N went into labor late last night, and we can only assume he’s jetting off to support her through her birth. Do we think they’re having a boy or girl?

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harrystan IT’S HAPPENING OMFG IT’S HAPPENINGGGGGGGG

harryfan1 SHE HASN’T POSTED ON STORIES IN 24 HOURS IT’S DEFINITELY HAPPENING

harryfan2 he’s going to be a dad so soon omg i’m so sick with excitement

harry4ever can you imagine him with a little baby girl 🥺

harryfan5 ok but a boy would be so cute too like what if he’s literally just the tiny version of harr😢😢😢😢

harryfan6 nooooo i hope my show doesn’t get postponed

harrygirl The fact that y’all are worrying about shows when he’s going to the birth of his literal CHILD is concerning. Read the room

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yourinstagram baby beau styles is here and he is everything we could have possibly ever dreamed of & so much more.

a little backstory behind the second picture: last week, exactly 7 days before my due date, harry scheduled a 2-day break from his tour. i thought nothing of it, figured he was just taking some well-deserved time off—we all know how hard he works. it turns out, he did just about everything but rest. he spent nearly all of those forty-eight hours in the studio, recording lullabies for our yet-to-be-born son. he took his golden voice and pressed it into vinyl form, so our baby can fall asleep every night knowing he is so loved and safe with us.

so incredibly thankful for my body for nurturing sweet beau until he was ready to join us earthside. i keep counting his little fingers and toes and thinking he is the greatest gift life could have ever given me. half of me + half of h. one perfect tiny human.

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annetwist ❤️

gemmastyles Time for me to get into the Aunt Gem uniform.

harrystyles The greatest gift. Couldn’t be more in love.

yourbff stop it!!!!!!!! need to know what’s on the record now!!!!!

yourinstagram he recorded beautiful boy, sweet creature, and songbird. how did i get so lucky.

harrystan I ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SEDATED THIS IS THE SWEETEST CAPTION I HAVE EVER READ

harryfan1 IT’S A BOYYYYY!!! BABY BEAU🥺🥺🥺🥺

harryfan2 congrats y/n you’re gonna make the greatest mama

harryfan3 y/n don’t be shy let us make bootleg copies of the vinyl

yourinstagram thank u all for all the love🤍🤍🤍 my heart feels so full.

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@crazygirlinthisworld @grapejuice-rry @b-reads-things @s8tellite @olivialovesh

[dreamhot]

Oh I find this SO interesting. Dream has always been adamant about not being partnered I wanna know the details Dream start a drodcast to gossip w us

Anonymous asked: Nooo, YouTube’s golden boyyyyy, YouTube rn messaging dream like baby come back he can’t treat u like I can

i need the details dream pspspspsps let's chat

[dreadfutures]

HAPPIEST of Fridays to you Blue🥰🥰 now that tumblr is finally letting me send asks again, how about some Ixchel & Terinelan (MY BOYYYYY) + a place that feels eerily familiar to you, like you knew it in a dream?

So what if there's a mystery subplot at the Arlathvhen?

Woopsies.

For @dadrunkwriting

Ixchel Lavellan & Terinelan Lavellan (First of the Clan).

Words: 800

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Ixchel sighed. "Lethallen, the blanket is secure enough. You don't need to fuss."

"Uh-uh," Ter said. "If you catch cold, I will have the Dread Wolf himself to answer to. I am a good Dalish First, da'len. Who would I be to invite Fen'Harel's wrath?"

He finished winding the belt around her chest and threaded it through the buckle, then gave it an extra yank for good measure. That one she was fairly certain was just to jostle her, if she wasn't imagining the twinkle in his eye.

"Speaking of," she drawled, "why don't we invite him on this adventure? It sounds like something he would know have thoughts about."

Terinelan's green eyes rolled like loose marbles, his brows doing remarkable acrobatics above them. "Well, of course he would," he said. "He apparently made the Veil, and has thousands of years of lived experience on me."

Ixchel poked him in the side. "So it's an ego thing."

"No, of course not! It's about fun." Terinelan knocked her in the shoulder, wiping away any irritation she had at being coddled by him earlier. "I rarely get to venture off on my own these days. I'm sure you understand."

"Oh, so if something happens to you, Istimaethoriel is going to come after me!" Ixchel laughed. "And if something happens to both of us, then what?"

"The world has already ended twice over, it'll be fine," Ter said lightly. "Would you like my staff to walk with?"

Ixchel waved him off and turned her face to their path again. They wove through the teeming Arlathvhen crowds and made their way to the craggy foothills at the far side. They waded into the waist-high ocean of golden grass, which whispered dryly of their passage. Hidden in its depths, loud insects buzzed and scattered.

The sun beat down on their heads and soaked into their hair, but the breeze that came rolling down the hills toward them was surprisingly cold. Ixchel was glad that Ter had insisted on wrapping her in his traveling blanket.

Upon reaching the crest of the hill they followed the ridge northward. The crumbling cathedral that marked the Arlathvhen's center shrank into a sepia smudge in the distance, obscured by air turned to water by the heat.

Ixchel began to think that they should have brought a full party with them, but before she could suggest that they find back up, Ter stopped her with an outstretched hand.

"It's here," he said, brow pinched. His eyes darted around in search of something along the horizon. "Do you feel it?"

Ixchel reached up and took Ter's hand, and she took a step closer to stand side-by-side as she gazed out at the golden waves of rippling grain. What was it she was meant to feel?

The wind brought varied currents of warm and cool air toward her, mixing them deliciously against her skin. Her lungs filled with the smell of baked earth and sun-soaked foliage. Her ears still buzzed with insects, uninterrupted.

But then her eyes—her eyes felt drawn, weighted in some particular direction. At first she could not identify which, and she let them roam until—there.

The waves of grass seemed to brush against something in their midst, like waves breaking on rocks. She had thought at first that the wind simply changed direction there, or perhaps there was some uneven terrain hidden beneath the grass. But now that she focused on it, she could see the difference.

Ixchel took a cautious step forward, and that seemed to be all the encouragement Terinelan needed. He set off quickly, using his staff to feel out a path forward through the grass in case any hazards awaited them.

The closer she came to the strange site, the more obvious it was that something was hidden there. To look through that space was like looking through a lens: crystal-clear though it might have been, there was some small amount of distortion that her eye could catch, some delay or lack of definition in how the grass moved. When at last she stood directly in front of it, she realized what it was.

A barrier.

For a moment she stood there, frowning and squinting at the invisible thing, trying to recall where she had felt such magics before. Without the Anchor, she could not explore things with as much nuance as she once did, but—if it wasn't her imagination—she might have thought that the cracks in her soul were beginning to resonate…

All at once it hit her.

Time magic.

"Ter, wait!" Ixchel said in warning, but it was too late.

Terinelan had stepped across the boundary between the present and the past, and vanished.

[hisbutlerisahunter]

Supernatural AU p2

Trouble Trio version.

Phinks:

- Is a Dragon Shifter (i know we slipped into mystical rather than supernatural but idc) he looks fairly human despite the green scales that litter his cheeks and arms and the sharp fangs he has.

- In full dragon form Phinks scales are mostly green but he has a golden strip of scales that stretches from snout to tail tip, his claws are red in this form too.

- Phinks is a a tyrant who bothers the people of the town that lives below his mountain and when their king sends knights he straight up eats them before they even catch a glimpse of him.

Feitan:

- Feitan is a Ghoul, he doesn’t change much physically but his skin turns a greenish colour and his eyes are fully black.

- He much like most ghouls steals from graves but unlike most ghouls steals from the living as well, he prefers his meals alive and putting up a fight.

- During the day he robs graves (theres no one on guard during the day) and at night hes stealing from and eating the rich but torturing them first for good measure, hes a folk law in the town he resides and everyones scared of him.

Shalnark:

- Is a ghost boyyyyy, he looks a hell of a lot paler and sicklier, almost nothing like his normal self and instead of legs hes got a little casper tail.

- He haunts the expensive city apartments where ever he dies and it scares off all the rich folk who want to come live in his little city, which is perfect for him, annoying for the sales people.

- Shalnark can interact with the physical plane when he chooses but often he just likes walking through walls and scaring the crap out of people, hes fairly lazy as far as ghosts go so if a nice person actually tried to move in he’d chill with them.