#he's a golden boyyyyy

[short-black-diamond]

First off, DON'T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE😡It's fine if you don't have ideas to keep going. I am very patient so I don't mind waiting even if it takes forever 🫶 writing ain't easy so I understand

Second, who the hell thought it was a great idea to talk instead of write for the exam about MATH?? HELLO?? THOSE ARE MOSTLY NUMBERS😭😭 Good luck, bubs, I salute

Third, I'm doing lovely and eating well~ I hope you are too! Nah nobody has been bullying me and if they did because I'll go feral on their arse to the point where I can bite😙

Lastly, I demand. For more. TTC Analysis. Respectfully😇 Forgot to mention that. And no I'm not gonna stop with the nicknames, love you🫶

- 🍰nom

huehehhhhh it doesn't sit right with me that you're scolding me..

But mind you my cake, I did better in the oral test then in the written one✌😭💀

I've just read the newest episode of the tomato can and I'm mad that Jamie lost...but I'll try my best with the continuation!

Also I think you didn't receive the second analysis I wrote? But I put it down there so you can read again.

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part one, part two

i don't have it in me to post more stuff because i am kinda busy rn, as always, but i will do my best. i don't think i will do more analysis, but we can all chat privately or sth idk

-your diamond <3

[detnu-a-h]

[hoffmans-hoffman]

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Christian Bale as Doctor Herbert Graves in The Poirot cinematic universe

"A lot of people don't believe in me, but that's okay...that's fine...„

Herbert tag dump

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[batunatu]

whats fnafhs (full permission to infodump if u want)

ME APPEARING TO EXPLAIN MY HYPERFIXATION WHEN I WAS 9-12 YEARS OLD

okay

let's seee

fnafhs or five nights at freddy's highschool.

the homestuck for hispanic 2016 kids.

oh boyyyyy

OKAY, It all starts with eddochan, a mexican youtuber who made videos of gameplays, geeky stuff, and mini storytime animations or fandoms like yandere simulator.

She had a somewhat small community but she always released weekly videos, when fnaf rose to fame she made videos like gameplays and speedpaints of her human versions that could easily be the beta designs for fnafhs.

one day eddochan uploaded a video of "what would happen if the fnaf animatronics were teenagers?"

this video received enough support for eddochan to upload animated shorts of the characters from now on (and yes, the comment that started this is lost media)

the series was made for fun, it was not serious at all and over time it gained more and more fans and the series began to be taken more seriously visually and with a story somewhat...

ok, it's 2016, AN ERA OF HORRORS FOR FANDOMS, it was no surprise that the fnafhs fandom was seen by others as toxic for childish reasons and because it was full of kids, and adding that the story was a hodgepodge of highschool musical stereotypes and with no fidelity to the game beyond the names of the characters, that made fnaf fans hate this webseries and it's fandom.

anyway, the years passed and the series went through 3 seasons and little relevant miniseries but the third was the point of greatest decline, when the writing went to hell and it became sailor moon and forgor ABOUT ALL THE FUCKING PLOT WITH THE BANDS AND THE HIGHSCHOOL LIFE

seeing that people began to get disappointed and the third season required more production, Eddo had to cancel the series and some time later she made a series that failed.

now we are in 2022, fnafhs was dead and suddenly eddo came out of her cave and announced a REMAKE !1!1!1!

BUT

VUT

but.

☹️

the stars aligned and that same week it came to light that many voice actors from the main cast were doing horrible things.

and yk, predators, transphobic, groomers, lolicons, ALL THE SHIT, that obviously resonated not only in the fandom and eddo had to postpone things and disassociate these people from the project and others voluntarily disassociated themselves, ex: golden's voice actor mysteriously left the project and this year it was discovered that he had been grooming an underage fan for years.

Well, after these things that not only stained the reputation of the series but also Eddo's (who also had a couple of conflicts with the fandom on twt because they called her out bc of the queerbait and she even went so far as to make a CLEARLY trans-coded character a cis boy when in the series their gender was confusing to the cast and ambiguous, yk it was 2016, people confused tomboys w transmascs.)

WDYM THATS A CIS BOY????

in the series they used she/her pronouns, when people called out to eddo bc of her misinformation about lgbtq topics (in a fandom full of queer people) she tried to change this canon and made puppet enby wirt any pronouns, FINALLY

Currently the series is paused, Eddo was going to make an animated series, then a manga, not much is known since it was supposed to come out last year, but well, the fandom is more active on twt, There is now a fanmade remake that is well done for being made by fans and a fanmade movie in production.

this series it's just hispanic homestuck.

heres the first episode's designs !! (the style was progressively improving but this is the most iconic one)

2d season!!

eww eww fhs z3ro EW EWW

and FINALLY the official remake.

[skyransketches]

Smaugust Day 6: Gold

My good golden boyyyyy~ His name is Connor and he is a wholesome lad and I love him

[odd-dragon]

Okay I was sent this by @enbeemagical and just... well, the Ramble Bug bit me, so here are thoughts on all the options XD. (Putting it under the cut to at least spare you all the mile-long post)

Feanor- Fuck Feanor. All my homies hate Feanor. Regarded as literally the best and worst of the Noldor. Made the Silmarils, then proceeded to just do everything wrong with them. Made his sons swear a binding oath to basically kill anyone who had the Silmarils except themselves Forever for him when he died (which he did by chasing fleeing balrogs and orcs down in a fit of suicidal rage instead of waiting for his army btw). 0/10, Total Disaster Man (sorry, elf), get it together. Glorfindel- MY BOYYYYY. The one I voted for. He's specifically noted to be the only one who was present for the Kinslaying at Alqualonde and didn't kill anyone bc he was like "nah this is actually super messed up". Was so good and valiant he got to come back from the dead early, literally a knight in shining armor, died in the first place protecting fleeing innocents in a pretty-elf-in-shiny-armor rendition of that Gandalf scene from Fellowship, except he did it first technically. Also was the one who originally chased off the Nazgul from Rivendell except PJ didn't want to explain who he was so he just had Arwen do it. His name literally translates to "Goldilocks" (golden-hair). 10/10 Best Boy and I Love Him. Galadriel- Fantastic. Had hair that was basically the light of the trees and actually probably inspiried the creation of the Silmarils. Disliked Feanor even in Valinor, and told him to fuck off when he asked for a piece of her hair. Did this 3 times, even. Only wanted to go to Middle Earth to see it, not for revenge. Then proceeded to go for revenge anyway after the Kinslaying of Alqualonde, having not-quite-sworn an oath to herself that she was gonna make sure she bothered Feanor as much as possible while in Middle Earth. Luckily for him he died before she could make good on that not-oath. Still did Questionable Shit but mostly in a Bad Bitch way and who wouldn't, in several thousand years of life? 10/10 Baddest Bitch in Middle Earth Elrond- Look. I love Elrond. I really do. But he is not a full elf and therefore disqualified. Y'all his name is literally Elrond Peredhel. He's not just a half-elf, he's the half-elf. His mom is a bird (kind of) and his dad is a star (kind of) and we just... look, he's incredible, and Rivendell is the best thing since Gondolin, but he just doesn't count here. He's a tired old man who's seen way too much and built the best house of healing and rest short of Lorien because he himself needed the healing and rest, but he's not an elf that's the whole point. 10/10 Hospitality is on point. Thranduil- He's a bad bitch and he knows it, but he also gets like... two lines of characterization in the Hobbit and his three biggest accomplishments are imprisoning dwarves for crashing his party (fair, but not a great look), attacking said dwarves after they escape, and apparently not patching that little security issue in sixty years because he also let Gollum go and get tortured by Nazgul to tell them where the ring was like seriously. He's not Noldor, he's barely even Sindar, and his jail is shit. He hasn't even seen the Trees. I don't even know if he's seen Melian. I love him but he can't be Best Elf. 10/10 Best Sass and Movie!Thranduil can step on me Legolas- All the same problems as Thranduil turned up to 11. Definitely hasn't seen the Trees or Melian. Doesn't have his dad's fashion sense. Almost single-handedly kicked off the entire D&D concept of a wood elf. Literally just starts screaming at the sight of a balrog. He has big Elf Gen Z energy tho, and wins major points for smuggling a dwarf to Valinor in a homemade boat. 10/10 Best Partier

(Apparently Tumblr, beloved hellsite that it is, won't let me make a post longer than this for some reason so part two on its way!)

[infamousarin]

LEAVE MY BOY AND HIS HAIRCUT ALONE

[giri-giri-waifu]

[dreamy-slytherin]

Honestly the only reason I'll ever acknowledge gryffindor! Sander is bc he'll look good in red and gold 😔

So very true 💛❤

[short-black-diamond]

youre so right bc elijah really went THRU it and then they just gave him the l???? like even the dude who hated him said hed win??? this is legit so sad like wtf

And he was going to quit too like

poor boi

As fir my fave...idk? they're all pretty good...idk, the mario guy is sweet. also i kinda like ethan. And that other guy with the magic thing is pretty hot. but i like ethan more maybe... can i say all? i wanna say all?

Also are there more tc content creators out there?

hellyuuuuuu again!!!

exactly, and I hope everything turns out for the better for him.

also ye why not? everyone is cool! (minus zach, jj and donovan)

um, tc content creators I'm friends with are @iamthatanon and @backshotsdevil. they both post tc content, and I hope that the tc fandom expands more!

-your diamond <3

[pancakes4two]

figured it was about time i write a dadrry blurb. look out for a short fic to accompany this as well! face claim is summer rachel warren 🤍

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harrystan OMG WHAT WHAT QHAT

harryflorals WE WERE NOT EXPECTING THIS!!!

harryfan1 A LITTLE BABY HARRIET

hsdaily CONGRATULATIONS

harris_reed divine mother ⭐️

yourbff the hardest secret to keep.. so happy for you

gigihadid congrats MAMA!!

kyliejenner playdates soon ❤️‍🔥

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harrystyles Baby Styles. Coming to a belly near you.

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harrystan HE’S SO GOOFY

harrygirl casually breaks the internet w/ a baby announcement at 9am on a monday

harryfan1 this is the most harry way to announce a pregnancy ever

harryfan2 in a few months there’s going to be a tiny little harry running around and i’m not ready for it

niallhoran So overjoyed for you, congrats man.

jefezoff 👶🏻

liampayne My brother!! All the love to you

kaiagerber Oh yes

zendaya Couple of the year becomes family of the year

taylorswift What a beautiful mama. So happy for your family ❤️

beyonce ❤️

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enews Harry Styles was papped this morning rushing off to the airport in between two sold out nights at the Kia Forum. A source close to the star said his girlfriend, Y/N L/N went into labor late last night, and we can only assume he’s jetting off to support her through her birth. Do we think they’re having a boy or girl?

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harrystan IT’S HAPPENING OMFG IT’S HAPPENINGGGGGGGG

harryfan1 SHE HASN’T POSTED ON STORIES IN 24 HOURS IT’S DEFINITELY HAPPENING

harryfan2 he’s going to be a dad so soon omg i’m so sick with excitement

harry4ever can you imagine him with a little baby girl 🥺

harryfan5 ok but a boy would be so cute too like what if he’s literally just the tiny version of harr😢😢😢😢

harryfan6 nooooo i hope my show doesn’t get postponed

harrygirl The fact that y’all are worrying about shows when he’s going to the birth of his literal CHILD is concerning. Read the room

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yourinstagram baby beau styles is here and he is everything we could have possibly ever dreamed of & so much more.

a little backstory behind the second picture: last week, exactly 7 days before my due date, harry scheduled a 2-day break from his tour. i thought nothing of it, figured he was just taking some well-deserved time off—we all know how hard he works. it turns out, he did just about everything but rest. he spent nearly all of those forty-eight hours in the studio, recording lullabies for our yet-to-be-born son. he took his golden voice and pressed it into vinyl form, so our baby can fall asleep every night knowing he is so loved and safe with us.

so incredibly thankful for my body for nurturing sweet beau until he was ready to join us earthside. i keep counting his little fingers and toes and thinking he is the greatest gift life could have ever given me. half of me + half of h. one perfect tiny human.

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annetwist ❤️

gemmastyles Time for me to get into the Aunt Gem uniform.

harrystyles The greatest gift. Couldn’t be more in love.

yourbff stop it!!!!!!!! need to know what’s on the record now!!!!!

yourinstagram he recorded beautiful boy, sweet creature, and songbird. how did i get so lucky.

harrystan I ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SEDATED THIS IS THE SWEETEST CAPTION I HAVE EVER READ

harryfan1 IT’S A BOYYYYY!!! BABY BEAU🥺🥺🥺🥺

harryfan2 congrats y/n you’re gonna make the greatest mama

harryfan3 y/n don’t be shy let us make bootleg copies of the vinyl

yourinstagram thank u all for all the love🤍🤍🤍 my heart feels so full.

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[dreadfutures]

HAPPIEST of Fridays to you Blue🥰🥰 now that tumblr is finally letting me send asks again, how about some Ixchel & Terinelan (MY BOYYYYY) + a place that feels eerily familiar to you, like you knew it in a dream?

So what if there's a mystery subplot at the Arlathvhen?

Woopsies.

For @dadrunkwriting

Ixchel Lavellan & Terinelan Lavellan (First of the Clan).

Words: 800

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Ixchel sighed. "Lethallen, the blanket is secure enough. You don't need to fuss."

"Uh-uh," Ter said. "If you catch cold, I will have the Dread Wolf himself to answer to. I am a good Dalish First, da'len. Who would I be to invite Fen'Harel's wrath?"

He finished winding the belt around her chest and threaded it through the buckle, then gave it an extra yank for good measure. That one she was fairly certain was just to jostle her, if she wasn't imagining the twinkle in his eye.

"Speaking of," she drawled, "why don't we invite him on this adventure? It sounds like something he would know have thoughts about."

Terinelan's green eyes rolled like loose marbles, his brows doing remarkable acrobatics above them. "Well, of course he would," he said. "He apparently made the Veil, and has thousands of years of lived experience on me."

Ixchel poked him in the side. "So it's an ego thing."

"No, of course not! It's about fun." Terinelan knocked her in the shoulder, wiping away any irritation she had at being coddled by him earlier. "I rarely get to venture off on my own these days. I'm sure you understand."

"Oh, so if something happens to you, Istimaethoriel is going to come after me!" Ixchel laughed. "And if something happens to both of us, then what?"

"The world has already ended twice over, it'll be fine," Ter said lightly. "Would you like my staff to walk with?"

Ixchel waved him off and turned her face to their path again. They wove through the teeming Arlathvhen crowds and made their way to the craggy foothills at the far side. They waded into the waist-high ocean of golden grass, which whispered dryly of their passage. Hidden in its depths, loud insects buzzed and scattered.

The sun beat down on their heads and soaked into their hair, but the breeze that came rolling down the hills toward them was surprisingly cold. Ixchel was glad that Ter had insisted on wrapping her in his traveling blanket.

Upon reaching the crest of the hill they followed the ridge northward. The crumbling cathedral that marked the Arlathvhen's center shrank into a sepia smudge in the distance, obscured by air turned to water by the heat.

Ixchel began to think that they should have brought a full party with them, but before she could suggest that they find back up, Ter stopped her with an outstretched hand.

"It's here," he said, brow pinched. His eyes darted around in search of something along the horizon. "Do you feel it?"

Ixchel reached up and took Ter's hand, and she took a step closer to stand side-by-side as she gazed out at the golden waves of rippling grain. What was it she was meant to feel?

The wind brought varied currents of warm and cool air toward her, mixing them deliciously against her skin. Her lungs filled with the smell of baked earth and sun-soaked foliage. Her ears still buzzed with insects, uninterrupted.

But then her eyes—her eyes felt drawn, weighted in some particular direction. At first she could not identify which, and she let them roam until—there.

The waves of grass seemed to brush against something in their midst, like waves breaking on rocks. She had thought at first that the wind simply changed direction there, or perhaps there was some uneven terrain hidden beneath the grass. But now that she focused on it, she could see the difference.

Ixchel took a cautious step forward, and that seemed to be all the encouragement Terinelan needed. He set off quickly, using his staff to feel out a path forward through the grass in case any hazards awaited them.

The closer she came to the strange site, the more obvious it was that something was hidden there. To look through that space was like looking through a lens: crystal-clear though it might have been, there was some small amount of distortion that her eye could catch, some delay or lack of definition in how the grass moved. When at last she stood directly in front of it, she realized what it was.

A barrier.

For a moment she stood there, frowning and squinting at the invisible thing, trying to recall where she had felt such magics before. Without the Anchor, she could not explore things with as much nuance as she once did, but—if it wasn't her imagination—she might have thought that the cracks in her soul were beginning to resonate…

All at once it hit her.

Time magic.

"Ter, wait!" Ixchel said in warning, but it was too late.

Terinelan had stepped across the boundary between the present and the past, and vanished.

[hisbutlerisahunter]

Supernatural AU p2

Trouble Trio version.

Phinks:

- Is a Dragon Shifter (i know we slipped into mystical rather than supernatural but idc) he looks fairly human despite the green scales that litter his cheeks and arms and the sharp fangs he has.

- In full dragon form Phinks scales are mostly green but he has a golden strip of scales that stretches from snout to tail tip, his claws are red in this form too.

- Phinks is a a tyrant who bothers the people of the town that lives below his mountain and when their king sends knights he straight up eats them before they even catch a glimpse of him.

Feitan:

- Feitan is a Ghoul, he doesn’t change much physically but his skin turns a greenish colour and his eyes are fully black.

- He much like most ghouls steals from graves but unlike most ghouls steals from the living as well, he prefers his meals alive and putting up a fight.

- During the day he robs graves (theres no one on guard during the day) and at night hes stealing from and eating the rich but torturing them first for good measure, hes a folk law in the town he resides and everyones scared of him.

Shalnark:

- Is a ghost boyyyyy, he looks a hell of a lot paler and sicklier, almost nothing like his normal self and instead of legs hes got a little casper tail.

- He haunts the expensive city apartments where ever he dies and it scares off all the rich folk who want to come live in his little city, which is perfect for him, annoying for the sales people.

- Shalnark can interact with the physical plane when he chooses but often he just likes walking through walls and scaring the crap out of people, hes fairly lazy as far as ghosts go so if a nice person actually tried to move in he’d chill with them.

[keiscait]

Hi! It's me again. I'm sincerely sorry for botching up the previous request application. So I'm sending in a better one for a bedroom matchup if that's alright.

I'm a 5'3" bisexual (male lean) female. Golden brown wavy hair till my mid back. Reddish brown eyes. Caramel complexion. Full lips. I also love a little mole on my lower lip on the left side. Lean hourglass. (Like I'm not curvy cause I'm chubby or anything, I'm curvy cause that's how my bones are shaped if that makes sense). Pisces and Slytherin. INFP-T personality type (Turbulent Mediator). Oh I'm a switch with a submissive lean.

Okay so in general, I'm drawn to people who have a strong personality. It could be anything, kindness, passion, dedication, intelligence. Anything that makes a person's personality stand out. I like to think myself to be open minded. I don't judge people. So I guess I'm also drawn to the mysterious and the bad boy type. Cause it's thrilling and intriguing to piece those kind of people together bit by bit. So I guess ppl who know how to keep me busy and occupied with fun and exciting things are on top of my list. This may sound a little selfish but the reason I like to be occupied is so that my mind does overwhelm me. The less I have to think for myself the less likely I'm to spiral out. So yeah I guess in the bedroom too I'll like to have someone who knows how to keep me grounded. I'm insecure about my looks and my mind. I keep fretting over that if someone sees me like how I see myself they'll think of me as a disappointed so in the bedroom I usually end up giving more than necessary. Sometimes I end up giving too much. Anyway since I'm a little submissive it's easy to get me to try new things I'm not against it or anything. But I'd like to have certain boundaries setup perviously. I'm not usually a brat. Until I'm extremely tired then I might say mean things that I don't mean. But if you call me mean things in the bedroom I'm for sure gonna cry. Like I've said before I get overwhelmed easily so the littlest of intimacy gets me all warm and fuzzy. But that being said I don't mind being manhandled from time to time. Also I actually look forward to aftercare. Nothing too dramatic maybe just some cuddling. Guess what I'm trying to say is that I like a good blance of soft and rough in the bedroom.

Sorry for making you do this again but your matchups are just *chef's kiss*.

Hello and welcome back, darling! The house is a lot cozier when you’re here (੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* Let’s pick up where we left off - into the bedroom we go! ٩(◕‿◕｡)۶

For some private time with you, I’ve invited over...

(Runner up: Ojiro Aran)

Our foxy captain is a very no nonsense type of person. He may come off as cold and stoic, but he’s really just unbothered my trivial things. He strives for improvement daily, and ensures he goes through the motions before reaching perfection.

- The main reason I chose Kita is because you mentioned that you always end up giving more than you can manage. Kita is, I believe, the only one who will REALLY, TRULY want ONLY what you can give, and will never expect anything more than that

- To him, there’s no point to sex if it isn’t perfect for the both of you, and how can it be perfect if you’re giving way too much of yourself?

- Would never ever take advantage of you. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!! Even if the opportunity presents itself, even if you offer yourself up, even if you say you can handle it - HE WILL NOT!!!

- He knows your limits better than you do, and is super careful in his approach when it comes to bedroom stuff

- Will constantly ask if you’re okay, and CAN tell if you’re not being truthful

- Feel free to communicate not only your wants, but also your needs. He will keep your boundaries close to his heart, and he will adapt to all of it, figuring out how to make things feel good for the both of you without crossing any lines (and if there’s anyone who can do this, it’s Kita)

- Peppers you with kisses and holds you close, no matter what position you’re in

- If you’re feeling a little adventurous or in the mood to be rough, he can totally see it in your face. He’d smirk and REVEL in your naughtiness for the night 

- Kita Shinsuke manhandling you in the bedroom? Omigod I’m legit swooning 😩😩😩 ( 　･ิω･ิ)

- Takes care with switching positions, flipping you this way and that, but puts just the right amount of pressure to make sure his grip is pleasurable

- He isn’t loud but he is breathyyyyy boyyyyy 🥺

- Once you guys have more experience in the bedroom, he’s perfected navigating your body. He knows all your sweet spots, so he’s capable of making you crumble at even the softest of touches

- Aftercare would be something he takes very seriously. This is something you two will never skip, because he thinks every step of this is necessary to ensure that was not only satisfying, but also safe

- Will hold you protectively afterwards. I imagine he also wants to talk about the sex, asks what could’ve been better, what went well, etc (yes, like an evaluation LMAO)

~

So sorry for the long wait on this, my darling! I hope that met your expectations. Please feel free to visit again and again!

Thanks for stopping by! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

[danhalen]

I don't know why but I thought of CRK as being blonde, but when I look at him, it's pretty clear he has brown hair. IDK why I thought of him as a blonde.

cuz he's a sunshine golden boyyyyy

[tammyhybrid21]

THybrid’s Mummy Rant(pt 1)

ALRIGHT!

Sooo…

I kind of said I would be organizing a big giant analysis and rant on this character-- Because I have many, many feelings. Buuut I think this is probably going to be something that just ends up diving into a lot more for the context I do have. Both in terms of the movie, and the research I've been rolling around in--

So-- before I put this under a cut/readmore, can I put some context into this?! And by context--

I mean in general I would not be here if Mummy hadn't been the one Netflix had for the Movie's preview. Mummy is why I'm here, just because whoop. That's a character design that CALLS ME! So yeahh-- that out of the way…

First Impressions:

Sooo… in the first movie Mummy is… only in the last third, roughly of the movie. Which is a crying shame in all honesty because for me he steals the show from that point. AND we get to see SO MANY Sides. Like, just… there's a bit to unpack here, and it also leads into more of my Autism squee talk--

But I don't think I could even really articulate everything in a straight cohesive manner so I'll sort of sum it with the most important screencaps.

Soooo, I have a lot to say… and a picture says a thousand words… but especially here and okay, so those screencaps are… not exactly all the story, but they say a lot for what they say. And then you can compound that specifically with the research that I have… again, been just rolling in. Because GIMME!

Sooo anyway, let me talk about these screencaps while my brain is turned on. Because I feel that all of these are important! Including that first glimpse! Because like-- what you need to understand is-- Do you know how hard catching something like that is?! And how did he notice it. Which like, that's probably a sensitivity thing, but specifically! That would whistle on the way down!

Then!

LET ME TALK ABOUT MASKING!

Like just-- all these next pictures and moments! They bring up Masking. Because look at him when he's first approaching, first seen in full. He's threatening, intimidating(up until Tadeo spots him and it's just scream for them both) BUT THEN IN PRIVATE! Clapping, flapping, and well, we can watch Movie 2 with a very specific lense based on a piece of WoG I found…

But even those next few screencap moments--

Like, Mummy is important, BUT there are rules of how you're supposed to present yourself. Like look at him! Look at him in front of the guards! How Paititi is revealed and even the lead up, like, he has a good shift from the slight goofball to commanding and then to intimidating and just…

Snap fingers and the guards respond(which then with movie two… boyyyyy I want to know what happened). And as much as we think that hug is intense…

And then look at the shy nervous child. WHICH I'm going to bring in a moment or two from the Series, Descubre con Tadeo(which is a fun watch even if I only get like, maybe a fifth of the content).

He's insecure and nervous… and we related it to being like… first day of school jitters. BUT THEN he-- also has a perfect shift here as well.

Put on your professional voice! And like, I suppose some things could be argued in terms of Mummy's antics in the second film. But I just… have too much more to say that the whole movie kind of feels like.

"FIRST TIME I AM FREE!" in terms of how Mummy is running around and just having fun! You ever just want to cut loose mate?! Scream, or go wild… but like… with the second movie I have other places to just go, WAIT?! What happened?! And also just analyze moments that are… well…

But like, number one is a background moment actually(and I hope so muuuuch that it means something in movie three please)

LOOK AT TADEO'S CONSPIRACY BOARD!

Like I'm just here like, Mummy?! What did you do?! On his trip over, which for all is kind of implied/feels like a B-Line, and I have… other thoughts and feelings on that. But like, the conspiracy board! Mummy! Also considering that the English Localization has Tadeo in Chicago(and I want to know if that's true for everywhere--) As an aside in this moment, can we just appreciate the jump of quality in the animation between the movies?! Like ahhhh the details! I just hng-- And some things in the whole animated series as well…

Edutainment.

WHICH features BOTH Mummy and Tadeo just special interest dumping. And it's A++

He also hums the theme song in his take over episode, and dances and is just ahahahahah

Which, this is one of the two Mummy just-- yanks the show for himself moments… The other has him playing with everyone else as dolls and I just--

Yes

Gender

Which look, I've been going off some level of fluidity for him! Since I watched the second movie and he just-- STOLE THE SHOW! And the credits sequence, I have… a lot to say about his around the world trip but most of that ultimately amounts to disorganized screaming about the fact that he starts the travel with only one dangling earring and ends it with two to speak to the guards--

And that then goes into--

ANYWAY--

Genderwise, I've been informed that there's a WoG confirmation of nb, which… Good Representation! Even if I have personal… bad, yucky, awkward feelings about the term, if that's the confirmed canon term. Well. My personal dysphoria with the term specific aside.(Non non, it always feels like--) NO WONDER I HELLA RELATE!

For those not caught up-- I myself identify as Agender. Which is a nb-spectrum gender, or as I refer to it as when trying to explain. "Gender, yes". I have a gender, and that gender is yes it's something and exists. But like, I'm not tied to the binary of Male-Female, not really. Sooooo--

If Mummy is confirmed nb, which, I will be source hunting for sure.

Well, his relatability to me just skyrocketed EVEN MORE!

Like I'm sorry, you don't understand! That's super important on MANY levels. Not just for the rare gender to be highlighted. BUT!

Mummy is very Autistic Coded. More on the female stereotyped Autism as well-- and then FOR THE BIG THING! He's Inca!

Like, do you people even have a scale for the important points that he's hitting here?! (And if we add apparently spoken about Asexuality?! Excuse me!)

Like I don't know how much I could say on how important this is representation and character wise…

Sooo

Moving on.

Inca

Sooooo… this is probably something dumb to tack onto the end but. I'll be the first to admit it. I'm… coming from a culturally blind/naïve perspective but-- it's something intrinsic and important to understanding Mummy as character. He's from a cultural background I honestly don't yet know enough about. (Can I ever know enough though?!)

He's an Inca. And more than that-- WoG seems to have implied, he's Royalty, whiiiiich puts into perspective some of those screencap moments and brings about a host of interesting research topics for me to just gleefully dive into and roll around in.

BUT

With that contextual framing.

This dork, and this moment-- and thinking about how he's got the pull in the first movie to boss the guards around. Just like-- Make decisions and call the shots… and more to me…

Who put the cufflink there?! SPECIFICALLY?!

Because like, all he said was "keep it safe"

I also really, really want to know if there's some cultural significance and nuance I'm missing here, because hooo boy. As far as I have, this is basically just subtle nods and confirmations that he's royal, possibly even the recognized Auqui of their set up here(which as of movie two, possibly no longer the case).

I also have a lot to say about THIS:

In terms of the half a dozen or so resources that have STUFF to say about Handshakes to the Inca(albeit there is more than just a handshake buuuut). But this is already 11 pages in word and honestly, I don't think I could explain things in a nice and tidy context for all my FEELINGS that I have.

Sources:

Screenshots taken by myself and a friend

Tadeo Jones & Tadeo Jones 2: El secreto del Rey Midas

https://www.telecinco.es/tadeojones/descubre-con-tadeo/16940/ For additional character screenshots, albeit had to find some of it on Youtube.

WoG on Mummy's implied Royalty: https://www.animum3d.com/blog/animacion-3d-tadeo-jones/ (And English translation C&P feat. Google Translate: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DPhIuurqtx7QJm1df31cviHsqDEgKH5t9MVstJZHpRw/edit) Point of NOTE

With the designs and the script in front, you start to shuffle ideas, by his golden dress, his hat and his cape you imagine that he is someone important within his clan, that should give a sublime aspect to his behavior, as if he belonged to royalty, someone with a refined attitude and manners, are ideas that do not have to be evident or definitive, but in some way help to set parameters when shaping your personality.

WoG on Gender & Sexuality: Still on the hunt, right now more fandom news(please gibe me the source!) FOUND: https://elcultural.com/Enrique-Gato-y-David-Alonso-El-reto-ya-no-es-sorprender-sino-crear-empatia-con-los-personajes & https://www.ecartelera.com/noticias/41656/pelicula-aventuras-definitiva-tadeo-jones-2-equipo/5/

My son asks me many times if Mummy is a boy or a girl and it's all at once. It's absolutely ambiguous and that also makes it a lot of fun.

“For us he is asexual and we really like playing with it.”

Conclusion:

WATCH THESE MOVIES PLEASE!

And get the culture being represented by one of the characters RIGHT!