#he's ALWAYS checking on me health wise and making sure I'm okay

[werewolfdog]

are you and M around the same age? are you "equals" at your job or is he your supervisor or anything like that? i don't wanna be presumptuous at all, but as someone who also gets affected by people caring about them and expressing that, i do wonder if it could be a situation where there could be a power dynamic. again, i don't mean to assume anything bad, it's just something people have had to tell me before, and i hope that it's safe for you to have those feelings, whatever they are :)

He's a fifteen years+ older full time program counsellor and we’re a part time program counsellor assistant, but our roles and responsibilities are fairly the same! I completely understand your concern, though, and I appreciate it a lot. ;; A bit ago, I could sense Sol had a concern similar to yours as well, but when I vented to them about how I felt it's wrong having these feelings and thoughts and I felt guilty + ashamed about them, Sol told me as long as the dynamic M and I have are comfortable and healthy for us, then what we have should be okay! But I think I'm in a safe position! I don't think he's the kind of person to hurt me in any form and degree, not after everything he had done for and said to me thus far.

[yanderes-galore]

I'm so sorry, you JUST posted something like this but is it cool if we get a story of Yandere Glamrock Freddy with the sick difficult reader? It's also romance driven (except it's one sided) rather than platonic this time. If not, I understand! I loved those hcs and it's barely half an hour old lol. I hope you're doing okay health wise because you sure are writing wise!

I'd say I'm doing decent. Sure, I'll give it another shot.

Animatronic or android, does not matter.

Health Protocol

Yandere! Glamrock Freddy Short

Pairing: Platonic/Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Overprotective behavior, Implied kidnapping, Implied drugging, Robot becoming sentient (?).

"I'm detecting fatigue and signs of sickness, (Y/N)... Please, allow me to assist you."

You weren't sure if you were impressed or annoyed that Freddy's AI was so good at sensing the condition of a human being. It was meant to make sure children weren't hurt, but it also worked for employees.

"I just had a rough night. Focus on your duty, Freddy." You groan before waving off the nosy robot.

"You are my duty, (Y/N). I must make sure you're in perfect condition. I'm even programmed in first aid!"

The bot's eyes stare at you intently. You even begin to feel disturbed. Freddy was always meant to feel caring but you didn't expect him to be so clingy towards employees.

Was he even this persistent towards other employees? Not from what you've seen, at least....

"Freddy...look. I'm fine, okay? See? I can work." You hiss. A cough is then heard and you shove your mouth and nose into your arm. Based on how Freddy still stood rather close... you doubt your act worked.

"...Why do you not want my help? Do you not trust me?"

Freddy's eyes flicker, his tone sounding disappointed. In a way...yes, you didn't quite trust a robot with your health. You didn't want to say that though.

"That's...not it. I just prefer to take on things alone, is all."

"But that simply won't do! It's my responsibility to keep you safe. Here, you can't act like a child forever."

You struggle when Freddy grabs your hand and drags you off from your current task. At this rate it wasn't worth it to fight him....

Begrudgingly, you follow the bot to a 'STAFF ONLY' room and allow him to sit you down.

"After this, why don't you rest in my room on Rockstar Row? That way I can monitor your health! No more restless nights...."

You give the bot a nervous look, one he promptly refuses to pick up on.

"I'm detecting a fever... You really must be sick! Now I have to take care of you...."

"That's unnecessary!" You bark, eyes narrowing at Freddy once he finished checking you over. Freddy backs off, ears tilting downwards.

"No, it is not. Under my care you are on a safe trip to recovery."

"What did you mean by no more restless nights!?"

Freddy goes silent, almost looking guilty.

"You surely wouldn't mind resting here over night, yes? I'm well equipped to watch you in my room. If anything goes wrong I could always find some way-"

"No! That'll make me lose my job, Freddy! I just need to take some days off... just let me finish my shift here and I'll go recover at home-"

"At home...? How long would you be out? I'd miss you and be so worried-"

Freddy then falls into a muttering mess. It occurs to you now why Freddy was so focused on caring for you.

Freddy seemed to become rather fond of you.

Disturbed, you move to get up.

"You need your rest, (Y/N)...Ah! I know now. If you need rest, we sell candies that can help with that!"

Your anxiety rises when Freddy grabs your arm again to guide you.

"We'll pick some up then get you to rest in my room. Let's make it quick, okay? I believe I have a show coming up..."

Without your consent, you're dragged to wherever Freddy needed you to go next...

Maybe you should've taken a sick day, after all?

[fiftyshadesgrl]

Wrecked part 20

Part 19 here

Masterlsit here

Part 20

When I woke up the next morning a sense of dread washed over me. I did not want to go back into the sanctuary and I definitely did not want to stay where his other wives had stayed before. Sarah was packing a bag with different kinds of medicine and other things because she was going to be staying with me, negan insisted. Sarah glanced at m3 from over her shoulder, "how are you feeling today?"

I sighed as I sat up, the pain in my hip made me wince but it was nothing compared to before. "Like shit." Sarah frowned as she made her way to me, she placed her hand on my forehead while checking my pulse. I chuckled, "don't worry I'm perfectly fine health wise. I just dread going back into the sanctuary especially where the other wives lived."

Sarah let out a breath of relief I'm guessing as she visibly relaxed, "you scared me there for a second. It won't be so bad so don't worry."

A frustrated sigh left my lips, "it's easy for you to say." She looked at me and rolled her eyes, "I'm being serious, how would you feel if your husband had multiple wives and he put you where they used to live. Not only that but treated you like the shit he scraped off the bottom of his boots."

"Is that what you think?" Negans deep voice sounded as he made his way inside. He looked at Sarah and jerked his head to the side, she made a quick exit leaving us alone. His eyes turned to me  glaring, obviously mad which he always seemed to be these days. "You think I treat you like shit huh?"

I rolled my eyes and I could feel my cheeks starting to get hot, I didnt know he was outside listening. "Well here lately you sure haven't been treating me like your wife."

"And who's fuckin fault is that?" His eyebrow quirked up as he crossed his arms across his chest.

I sighed, mentally done with this conversation. "I know, okay, I fucked up. How long are you going to keep bringing it up? I told you I was sorry, a dozen times, what else do you want from me?"

I was expecting a smart remark or yelling or something, I wasn't expecting him to sigh and hang his head. "I know you're sorry, but that's not enough." When his eyes met mine I could see the pain there which made me less mad at him. "Dont look at me like that Goddammit."

"Like what?" I whispered, I could feel my walls starting to break again.

"Like that! Like you actually feel fuckin remorseful for what you put me through. Like you're finally feeling my pain, it's not going to work so stop." He pushed away from the counter he was leaning against and made his way to the side of the bed. "Let me help you put your shoes on and I'll take you to where you and Sarah will be staying."

"Youre kidding right?" He looked at me like he had no idea what I was talking about. "Youre really going to make me stay where your wives used to?"

"What the fuck is wrong with that? That's a very spacious room, plus you'll have people waiting on you hand and fuckin foot. Is that not good enough for you?"

"It's not about the damn room negan! It's about you treating me the way you used to!" My anger had boiled over, i couldnt hold back anymore he just didn't seem to get it. "You know what, forget it. Just give me a regular room, you can have that big spacious room and fill it with as many wives as you want because I am done. Officially done this time. I guess that's one good thing about the apocalypse, you don't have to actually get a divorce, well you actually have to really have a real ceremony to actually be married." I was rambling, straying far from what I was trying to say. "What I'm trying to say is that we are done. Whatever we had is gone and I guess I have to take some blame for that but you play a part in it too."

"I don't want anymore fuckin wives." Negan started but I held up my hand halting him.

"I don't care what you want anymore negan. It's obviously not me anymore, so you do what you want from now on. Just stay away from me, please." He bent down and helped me slip on my shoes, before he stood I quickly wiped a stray tear from my face. I grabbed my crutches from beside the bed, he made a move to help me but I pulled away. "I don't want your help."

He held up his hands in defense and sighed. Sarah walked in, "are we leaving now sir?" He nodded, Sarah grabbed the bags she had prepared and moved to my side and I allowed her to help me.

Negans face twisted in anger at the sight, "so you'll let her help you but not your goddamn husband?"

"I already told you, youre not my husband anymore." I grit my teeth holding back a wince as the pain shot down my leg. Negan growled but didn't say anything more, he held the door open for us as Sarah helped me through.

Sarah looked at the stairs and halted in her tracks. Negan turned and gave her a quizzical look. "Whats the problem now?" His voice booming throughout the sanctuary.

"Sir, it's going to be very difficult for y/n to climb up and down the stairs. Actually it'll probably be impossible for her to make it back down them if we were able to get her up them in the first place."

Instead of getting mad like I thought he would he smiled, walked over towards me and gently picked me up bridal style. I tried to resist but there wasn't much I could do. "You plan on doing this every time I need to come downstairs? I thought you were so busy."

He chuckled and leaned down next to my ear, "nope, at least I know you can't escape right now." So that was his plan, that's the reason he wanted me upstairs. He knew I couldn't walk back down the stairs, at least not right now.

When we made it to the room that I absolutely hated he motioned for Sarah to open the door and she did immediately. "Home sweet home." He said placing me down on one of the couches.

"Maybe to you or your other whores."

"Excuse me sir." Sarah sounded from behind me, he must have addressed her but I wasn't looking at him. "I need to get a few more things from downstairs."

I saw the shadow of his hand waving, dismissing her and she quickly left closing the door behind her. Negan sat beside me on the couch as I took the room in. I hated it, everything in here was just as the other ones left it. I swear I could almost still smell the lingering of their scent here, it made me want to puke.

"So baby..." He started but I cut him off.

"Dont call me that! I have a name and I want you to use it from now on." My eyes snap to his and he has the nerve to smile. "I'm glad you think this is funny."

"It's fuckin hilarious." He started to laugh which made me even more furious.

"You don't get it do you?" His head cocked to the side. "I'm serious when I say it's over. Whatever I felt for you is gone. I keep apologizing for what happened but you know what? I don't apologize, because I didn't do this to myself. I was protecting my then husband because I loved him. That group out there the ones that took me, they're responsible for this not me."

He seemed to think about my words but negan was stubborn and I knew he would still blame me for everything. "Come on now doll, you still love me and you fuckin know it." He slid closer to me on the couch but I scooted away.

"No negan. I'm done with these little games of yours." His hand reached out to touch me put I pulled away, "don't touch me."

He growled and sat back in the couch. "For fucks sake." His words were partly muffled by him running his hand over his face in frustration. "So we are just going to sit here in awkward silence. Is that what you fuckin want?"

"You don't have to sit here period. I don't need a babysitter. I would rather be by myself anyways. So don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya." I got up and wobbled on my crutches a bit but found my footing. Negan was there right behind me willing to catch me if I fell. "I'm good." I stated before hobbling to one of the bedrooms, negan trailing right behind me.

He opened the bedroom door for me, inside was a single dresser and a full size bed. I felt negans hot breath on my neck and the heat from his body as he leaned I close. "Wanna test it out?"

The thought of screwing negan on the bed one of his wives had slept in made me cringe. Even the thought of sleeping in it made my skin crawl because I'm sure he fucked which ever one of wives that used this room in it. I pushed past him walking back into the living room and plopping down on the couch. "I'm not going anywhere near any of those beds, and I'm definitely not getting into any bed with you so you can just stop trying."

"Whats wrong with the beds?" He asked and actually looked like he had no idea what I was talking about.

"Seriously negan? Are you really that obtuse?" I asked, he raised his eyebrows and shrugged. "How many of your whores did you fuck in that bed?"

He scoffed, turning his back to me he walked around the room. "Is that what is your fuckin problem is?" I raised my eyebrow at him as I crossed my arms across my chest. He laughed as he sat down on the coffee table in front of me. "Are you jealous doll?"

Now it was my turn to laugh, "seriously? You think that's what it is? I'm not fucking jealous of your whores. I don't want to sleep or be anywhere near any place that you...."

He laughed back at me and leaned in close. "Then I'm guessing you don't want to know what I have done on that couch your fine ass is sitting on."

I gasped, "here?" I pointed down toward the cushions.

He nodded, "sometimes two at a fuckin time."

My hand collided with the side of his face, his head snapped to the side and when his eyes met mine I could see surprise in them before he shook it off.

"How dare you! You know how I felt about all of this, way before when we first got together you knew how I felt about you having other wives. Then you expect me to live in the same place they did! What? Is this a punishment because you are still mad at me for saving your sorry ass!? I want out of here and I want out of here now!"

"You wanna spend the duration of your pregnancy in one of the cells down stairs?" He challenged.

"Yes! I would rather be down there than in here! I don't care I'll sleep on the ground outside before I stay another minute in here." I stood and hobbled towards the door but he stepped in front of me. "Get out of my way."

"Or what?" He growled.

"You really want to find out big man? Just because I'm still recovering doesn't mean I can't kick your ass." He smiled, taking a step forward I shook my head. I shoved him as hard as I could but he didn't move. His hands cupped my face, I tried to pull away but he wouldn't let me. "Dont touch me." He smirked and I beat my hands against his chest. He crashed his lips to mine and for a moment I got lost in his kiss but then I got my wits about me and pushed against his chest until he broke the kiss. "No. I'm not doing this anymore. I'm done, I'm gone. Leave me alone."

He stepped back but didn't let go of my face. "You know you don't mean that. You fuckin love me and you know it."

I pulled his hands from my face, "used to. Not anymore. Maybe one of your whores will take you back but not me." I pushed past him and slammed the door open making my way to the stairs.

"Where the fuck you think you're going?" Negan growled as he spun me around to face him.

"Anywhere but in there." I gestured towards the room we were just in.

"Yes you goddamn are, you're not going anywhere else beside back in that fuckin room." He tried to pull me back but I dug my 9heels in, not budging. "Damn it, would you just listen for once in your fuckin life!"

I pulled out of his grasp and almost tumbled backwards but caught myself on the railing of the stairs. I turned and took the first step down, the pain in my hip screamed at me to stop but my anger fueled me to push ahead.

"Y/n! Stop!" Negans voice boomed from behind me, I flipped him the finger and took the next step down. He was there beside me in a instant sweeping me up in his arms.

"I'm not going back in there." I stated matter of factly.

"I get the point, okay. Damn woman, you'll be the death of me yet." He whispered under his breath, he took me back up the stairs, we passed the dreadful wives room and continued down the hall until we got to his bedroom door. He opened the door and took me to the bed and placed me gently down on it.

A sense of comfort came over me at the familiar sights and smells of the room that we used to share. Nothing had changed since the last rime I was in here and that gave me comfort as well. "I thought you didnt want me in here?"

"You didn't give me much of a fuckin choice now did you?" He huffed as he sat down in the chair across from the bed.

"Why do you hate me so much that you don't want me in here?" I felt tears spring to my eyes.

He let out a long sigh and rubbed his hand over his face. "I don't fuckin hate you. I didn't want to bring you in here because when we are alone together, I forget why I'm mad at you to begin with."

"Well, why do you want to stay mad at me?"

"Because if I'm not angry at you then..."

I waited but he didn't continue, "then?"

He shook his head, "Nothing. I need to go let Sarah know where you'll be staying. Do me a favor and stay put." I nodded then he left the room. Leaving me there to ponder on what he was going to say. Why wouldn't he let down his guard around me? Being back here in this room made me less angry as well, knowing this is our place just for us made me happy. That's something I haven't felt in a while. 

A few minutes later Sarah walked into the room, I expected negan to be behind her but he wasn't. Sarah seemed to know what I was thinking, "he's with the saviors. They're going on a run or something."

I nodded but my heart sank I really thought we were gonna make some headway but he didn't want to be around me right now. Maybe when he came home tonight we would finally be able to get down to the point on what was going on inside that head of his.

@missamberv @an-unhealthy-obsession @vicmc624 @tftumblin @justanotherwinchester @jesseswartzwelder @holylulusworld @fangirl199812 @emerloveskate

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@supernatural3002

[mayasdeluca]

How to put my thoughts together...

The first thing I will say which we saw in the opening scene and then later after the call when Maya was trying to send an apology text, is that although Maya and Carina are still not on the same page, Maya doesn't nor does she want to take her anger out on Carina and is trying to get them back to good...you know except the one thing Carina says will do that.

I also agree with you and your other Anon that Station 19 has too many side projects to give 100% to any of them; jack of all trades, master of none so to speak. I wonder if the reappearance of Diane is because Vic wants to transition (like Diane did) to a firefighter therapist especially since...I mean is she okay health wise or is that something the show was like meh, we told this story long enough and dropped it?

Maya falling was not unexpected to me but I hate how the when it is convenient for the show, they ALL leave on the call and no one will be around to find her. Shouldn't someone have stayed behind and be on desk duty? It's obvious they're gonna have Jack save the day. Like he goes back to the station because he forgot something and sees they're out on a call, sees Maya's turnout on the floor, hears the treadmill going and goes upstairs to check and finds Maya. And when Maya does get better, they'd probably ask Jack for his sperm to try again for a baby because he saved Maya's life. I mean the show IS that predictable.

Onto Greys...that I sat through thinking Carina would be in more than 30 seconds or that they would bring Maya in once I saw ALL the station 19 cast in the credits.

Was it really a big deal when Lucas told the interns he was a Shepherd, no. Is he really a Shepherd, no. And by that I mean that name doesn't make him a surgical prodigy since I suspect his mom is Nancy who is an OB-GYN (which is probably why he knew Addison best) and the rest of the family are just doctors not all surgeons. Like when Meredith showed up and said she was a Grey or when everyone found out Jackson was THE Avery but no being Lucas Adams doesn't make you anything special.

Shit or get off the pot with Link and Jo, this is ridiculous now. You broke up Link and Amelia for nothing. And why are Winston and Maggie at odds, their fighting makes zero sense and is causing drama where there doesn't need to be. And all the interns hooking up with each other except for Mika and they won't bring back Helm who would be the perfect match for her.

And lastly, I just find it amusing that Harry Shum Jr. who started as just a back-up dancer on Glee with almost no lines has pretty much the biggest TV career of all the Glee alums.

I agree, Maya is definitely trying to process things in her own way and trying her best to navigate things with Carina at the same time but it's obviously difficult because it's not the way Carina wants her to and Maya is doing it on her own terms. The communication is still off so that's why they're still stuck in this mess that they're in.

Yes, they have too many characters that don't really have a specific purpose but I do like how they had Vic discover hers in this recent episode. But there are still characters that are kinda just there...like Jack and even Ben lately and Travis' whole mayor thing that just take up time with stuff that isn't necessary. I don't know how they're going to bring Diane back into it. I would be shocked if it's specifically for Maya even though I'm sure she's going to have to do a full recovery physically and emotionally before heading back to work but I'm sure Jack will have to get therapy too if he's now thinking of returning to work after working with the fire camp girls so who knows. It does seem like Vic's health issues were either dropped or are magically fixed now.

Yes it's frustrating how they always do things like that to fit the plot line/story they're trying to tell. I'm almost positive it will be Jack though because like you said they are going to make it a point to have Maya forgive him in the long run but I really hope they don't do the whole sperm thing again, that would be ridiculous and so stupid if they didn't learn their lesson the first time. I'm still hoping Carina is pregnant anyway and we won't have to worry about that.

I was super disappointed with Carina's appearance on Grey's...like that's really all they had her do? They really just don't know how to utilize her and it's so sad because they used to be able to so well. I don't get what changed. Once I saw that Danielle's name wasn't listed in the guest star credits I knew they weren't going to continue it and it was going to be a let down. All the "crossovers" between the two shows are now.

Yeah Lucas is getting a little annoying with the whole Shepherd thing. It feels like they may be doing a slow burn type thing with Jo and Link but who knows. I'm glad they dropped the idea of him with Jules but I still don't get why they messed up Amelia and Link. They clearly aren't invested in Amelia and Kai because Kai just comes and goes whenever they please. Maggie and Winston are so forgettable and the angst isn't even believable because I feel like they're just there half the time and you don't even realize. It came out of nowhere this fighting between them. Ugh I know! Is Helm gone for good or what? She forever deserves better.

Haha I know right? Good for him though because Mike Chang was so underrated and he was so underused! And now look at him.

[dukeofonions]

Sensing a pattern thanks to the critical fans' asks... I'm a professional producer who's attempted on numerous occasions (unsuccessfully) to secure Thomas for a part in a Broadway-bound musical. TL;DR: How he and his team -- not just friends, but "pros" -- "run their railroad" confuses the hell out of us, and is probably the biggest obstacle to his getting anywhere besides YouTube. Frankly, we now wonder if this is by design and not just typical lack of experience winning the race, as it were...

(Sorry it took so long to respond work has been killing me the past few days.)

Longer Version (1/?): We've been working on this musical for just over a decade, and after we discovered Thomas's long-form content and the singles he's released, we thought he was a good fit for it. Without going into detail, the show's always been kind of a long shot, for many reasons, but we (still) think it'd be a great showcase for his brand of talent. So we decided to approach him and to gauge his interest, since he'd discussed Broadway dreams before. And there, our troubles began...

(2/?) So, five years ago, we approached Thomas through his then-management, Reboot the People, a company that managed a *lot* of content creators back then. (Their remains still exist on Twitter @RTPfamily.) They may have been a little out of their depth when they heard our pitch, and wisely looped in his agent at the time, Ty Flynn at UTA, from whom we heard... nothing. Okay, maybe it wasn't his thing; we had other projects to pursue and we moved on but... we still kept an eye on his content.

(4/?) When we returned to the project a couple years later, Thomas was still a favorite for the part for which we had him in mind, and building a much bigger audience than before, so we decided to reach out again. The business fawsterdog email address, as I'm sure fans have discovered by now, is useless. No one there ever got back to us. More than that, when we tried to learn who was managing him now (at times pleading on Twitter and during streams for info), we kept hitting dead ends.

(5/?) We finally managed to obtain a lead when we watched the "NO ADDED SUGAR for a MONTH!" video, and someone described as Thomas's manager actually appeared on camera, Matt Hogen, the president of Direct Artist Management. Further Googling revealed Matt had apparently been his manager as far back as 2013, way earlier than we'd been directed to Reboot The People for business inquiries. To say this runaround was confusing as hell, *even for show business*, is the understatement to end them all!!!

(6/6) At that point, after all that confusion, we just gave up!! If we have to chase someone's representation to the ends of the earth, only to find out there was one person we should have been talking to the whole time, it's probably more convoluted behind the scenes, and we don't need that extra stress in our lives. Watching the recent storms unfold, and wondering how true to life the "Putting Others First" video is, we can only assume he likes the *idea* of career more than really having one...

(I lied, 7/7) Bottom line: he presents a picture of unreliability and a lack of professionalism both to his fans and to industry people, and -- assuming there's *any* autobiographical truth to Sanders Sides content -- it may be because he's deliberately not taking this seriously. If losing out on big opportunities is the price he pays for keeping his mental health and well being in check, that's fine. But it's not how you succeed in this business... in any business, really. I wish him the best...

Wow, that is a lot.

Well for starters (and I hope you don't take this the wrong way) I am the tiniest bit skeptical about this story being true. I mean I can definitely see it happening giving Thomas and the team's track record, but there are just a few things that make me hesitate.

For one thing I'm surprised that a professional producer found their way onto my blog (which I try to keep out of the open) and took the time to read through some asks then send an ask of their own. Not that it's impossible of course, because here you are. But you know anyone can claim to be anyone so I hope you don't mind my skepticism here.

And admittedly I'm not entirely sure how the producing world works along with agents, especially when it comes to getting someone cast for your show. I can't see Thomas turning an opportunity down like that unless he just wasn't interested or never knew about it.

Which, honestly, if you did try getting into contact with his agent and he was told about it and wasn't interested then ya know, the least they could do was tell you so you could start looking for someone else.

I did also find the Twitter account for Reboot The People and yeah, it's long since abandoned and I'm wondering how you even got directed there in the first place when he had a manager already (if I'm understanding the time line right)

I do kinda question the whole asking for answers in streams bit (since Thomas rarely if ever does public live streams and I don't think he did much back then the only streams he does consistently now are for patreons) and he never leaves them up anyway so it's not like I could go back and look through the chats (not that I would because I ain't got time for that) but again, it's not impossible for that to have happened. Just a tiny detail my brain got hooked on.

Even if I'm still somewhat doubtful about your story (again please don't take it the wrong way I just like to be sure before I 100% believe something) I do agree about Thomas and the team's lack of professionalism, just look at the Story Time Madlibs situation, and they continue to make decisions (especially within the patreon) that just continue to baffle me.

I mean at the end of the day no one knows what's going on behind the scenes. And as it stands Thomas has found enough success with YouTube where he's stable enough to make it his full time job and can go months or even a year without posting a video.

But he even brings this point up in one of his Sanders Sides videos that YouTube isn't a stable job, and you never know when everything can suddenly flip and before ya know it the job ain't as stable anymore, and at that point you've gotta have some kinda back up plan for if things go south.

Because eventually (and I've already seen it happening) people will just get bored without new content or just grow out of it and they'll move on. Even if they've got nothing against the creator, that's just what happens. Some will stick around but even then no one's bound to last forever. Especially when there's always new stuff to be found.

But hey, he's good where he's at for now so I guess one might as well enjoy it while they can. I would like to see him succeed in actually securing a bigger role (whether in a film, Broadway, or even a TV show) because I think he'd do really well and he has been contacted by Disney before to be in one of their shows so who knows?

[spicymayo1983]

Hiya. I decided to do a part 5 to show how much your relationship with Poe has changed since having the baby.

You have a mild case of the baby blues since giving birth. Mentally and physically you're exhausted.

But Poe is every bit the loving and supportive partner you could've hoped for. You and his son occupy most of his heart.

This chapter is all about the fluff with brief, passionate smut. Cuddling, soft kisses, reassurance, his love for you and his son.

I guess you would call this one emotional fluff porn. Lol.

Warnings, smut, oral sex, some depression trigger warnings I guess? Mainly this is cuddly, loving Poe being a good father and reassuring you about your body. Sigh.

Flirting with disaster chapter 5

It's the morning after you've given birth. Mentally and physically you are hurting. After the joy of the moment wore off you were left with the cold, hard reality of things.

You experienced a 2nd degree tear and needed a few stitches. Your belly and breasts now have stretch marks where smooth skin once was.

You've never felt more unsexy in your postpartum underwear and nursing bra. But Poe is still making you feel like the most beautiful woman in the galaxy.

That first night you got to sleep as Poe took care of his son. He loves being a dad. Fatherhood brought out the soft, loving side of his personality even more.

You're still fast asleep when an exhausted Poe curls up next to you and wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you closer.

"Maxi is finally asleep". Poe tells you with an exhausted yawn.

"I feel fat and ugly". You tell him as you fight back tears.

"No, stop that". Poe replies with a deep sigh as he snuggles you, burying his face in your neck and playfully nuzzling you. "You had a baby 24 hours ago, you'll always be beautiful".

"I'm in so much pain, physically too". You continue, savoring the feeling of his warm body against yours. "My back, breasts, everything hurts, plus I needed stitches".

"Don't worry". Poe tells you, kissing the back of your next softly. "Please, I'll always love you, you gave me our beautiful son".

The two of you soon fall asleep. The next morning you're awakened by the sound of the baby crying. You wearily get out of bed and check his diaper, you quickly change him and then relax in the rocking chair, his big, dark eyes are wide open.

You kiss the top of his little head, which is already covered with thick, soft, curly hair. The baby heavily favors Poe looks wise, he's his true mini me.

You're breastfeeding him when Poe walks into the room. He kisses you tenderly on the lips and says,

"You look like you're feeling better, I hope you slept well".

"I'm feeling a lot better". You reply, a slight smile appearing on your face.

"Look at him". Poe tells you with a huge smile on his face as he leans down and kisses him on the side of his little face. "Isn't he the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?"

"He has your hair, eyes and smile". You reply, your smile growing bigger. "I know we're biased but he really is the most beautiful baby I've ever seen".

Poe takes his son into his arms again, as he gently rocks him he looks deeply into your eyes and says,

"I see some of his beautiful mother too".

After a month you are healed enough to be intimate with him for the first time in what feels like years.

The two of you are worked up and craving each other, badly. Finn and Rose volunteered to watch the baby so you can have some much needed alone time.

"This feels, strange".

"Ugh I know."

You and Poe are enjoying your first night out since becoming parents. The two of you are trying to enjoy yourselves at the cantina, just like old times.

But things don't feel like old times. Instead of having fun you find yourselves fretting over Maxim.

Your baby is absolutely thriving development and health wise. He's happy, healthy and reaching all of his milestones right on time and then some.

Poe leans over and kisses you passionately, he looks deeply into your eyes and whispers,

"I'm craving your body so badly, I don't want to make love to you tonight I want to fuck you like an animal".

Without finishing your drinks you immediately leave.

Poe takes you to the millennium Falcon. You nudge him and with a laugh say,

"Won't you get in trouble?"

"Nah, even if we get caught noone's going to say anything". Poe reassures, laughing a little.

He leads you into the crew's quarters and the two of you hungrily begin to rip each other's clothing off.

You get on your knees and take his erect cock into your mouth, Poe gently takes your long hair into his hands and moans in delight.

He picks you up in his strong arms and gingerly places you on the bunk. His head immediately goes between your legs and he draws your erect clit into his mouth and begins to suck on it like a tiny penis as he softly caresses your wet hole, which is tingling with pleasure.

"Does that feel okay, babe?" Poe asks, making sure his touch is extra gentle. "I don't want to hurt you".

His touch is causing anything but pain. Pleasure is all that you can feel.

But you appreciate how much he cares and his concern for you.

Poe leans over you and kisses you. You can taste and smell yourself on him and it's driving you absolutely mad with desire.

He lifts your legs over his shoulders and drives himself into you. You forgot how wonderful his cock feels inside of you. He grips your hips as you beg him to go deeper.

He leans forward, kisses you passionately and moans,

"I love you".

When he cums he's nuzzling your neck and showering it with soft little kisses, you whimper in delight as you feel his cock heat up and spill its load deep inside you.

You're both panting hard from the strenuous activity.

Poe cuddles up next to you, wraps his arms around you and pulls you close to him. The two of you fall asleep soon after.

Early the next morning you are awakened by a hologram from Finn and Rose. It's your chubby cheeked, curly haired baby boy sleeping like an angel.

"Did he fuss too much?" Poe asks Rose.

"He was a little sweetheart". Rose replies. "He slept a lot and didn't make any trouble at all".

"We'll be home shortly, and thank you for watching our little one for us". You reply, smiling.

Poe leans over and nuzzles your neck. With a sort of puppy dog, sad look in his eyes he asks,

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course". You reply, your eyes misting over with tears. "I'd be honored to spend the rest of my life with you. And eventually make some more beautiful, curly haired babies".

The end

[pathopharmacology]

Hey. I'm the anon that checks in on you occasionally. First, sorry for thanking you for doing your job, I understand now that was tone deaf and I'm sorry for being an ass with that. Secondly, you've gone completely dark since this pandemic started and I'm really worried about you, especially since IIRC you work in emergency. You don't have to be okay (although that sure would be nice!!). I'm guessing you're not. But I'd like to know you're alive. And I want you to know you're not forgotten. We're not friends, though we're mutuals last I checked, and I want you to know someone cares even if there isn't shit I can do to help. Stay breathing. Keep your head above water.

Shit, friend, I am so sorry I freaked you out like that. God’s honest truth, I haven’t checked tumblr in ages, because I kinda noped out of most social media after we lost our first baby and then never really found my footing again after because a bunch more Life Stuff happened (more on that below). I don’t know that I’ll resume any sort of presence here, but for those who do want to stay in touch I have a twitter account (@patho_patho) I use occasionally. It honestly never occurred to me that anyone would worry. Again, I’m super sorry about that. I never intended to scare anyone.

Anyway, life update! The tl;dr version is that I found out I was pregnant in November of last year, freaked out SUPER HARD about it because of how things went the last time, freaked out SUPER HARD some more when covid-19 started showing up in the states, left the emergency department for a care management position right before the hospital implemented a hiring freeze, basically didn’t tell anyone I was pregnant until I was like almost 26 weeks along and it was incredibly obvious anyway, and — several months later — ended up having an unplanned (but non-emergent) cesarean delivery when my water broke three weeks early and the baby was breech.

The little dude is now 8 weeks old, growing like gangbusters and marvelously healthy. Unfortunately, our entire state caught on fire recently, so I’ve just spent the last week with him up at my parents’ house because the air is poison and their ventilation situation is way better than ours. Fun stuff.

I can’t explain how good it was for my mental health to get out of the emergency department. I was struggling even before everything happened with my first pregnancy, so when I got off my “postpartum depression is even more awesome when your baby is dead” medical leave, I was in a REAL bad way. We were thrilled when I got pregnant again, but it was also much earlier than we’d intended (apparently I’m super fertile, hooray?) and I spent the first trimester pretending like it wasn’t happening because I wasn’t sure I could survive the loss of another child. Covid started being a thing riiiight as I was heading into the second trimester, and...let me tell you, being pregnant during a pandemic is absolutely terrifying, and it was even more terrifying when I was still working in the ED. Those early days, when we really didn’t know much except that it was really, really bad? God, that was brutal. I was having panic attacks on my way to work, because I was scared shitless that I was going to get it and either I would die (thus killing my baby), or there would be complications of some sort (which would kill my baby), or me and the baby would be fine, but I would give it to the Dude or my parents and then one of THEM would die and...

Anyway. Bad times. It was bad times.

I was interviewing for a number of positions when things started amping up, and accepted the care management job literally days before the shelter-in-place orders went into effect, which led to a hospital-wise hiring/transfer freeze. The transfer still went through, thank god, and my new job has been amazing. They were super cool when I finally told them I was pregnant, especially when I explained why it took me so long to disclose it in the first place (basically, I wanted to wait until the final diagnostic tests were done and I knew 100% that this kiddo wasn’t sick the way our first was). I’m currently on maternity leave, and every once in a while my supervisor will text with a demand for more baby pictures. It’s really nice, actually. Care management is challenging as fuck, but it’s also really rewarding and interesting, and I’m glad I was able to make the switch before the whole world imploded.

(Also, it’s super nice to be in a position where the stakes are not literally life and death, and I’m also not putting my own life on the line every time I go into a patient room? I might’ve been okay with that once upon a time, but, uh, a lot of shit changed for me last year)

That’s pretty much it, unless y’all want to hear the whole pregnancy saga (which probably isn’t all that interesting, to be honest, except for the last bit with the c-section and all). Parenthood is deeply scary and deeply amazing. Everyone talks to you about postpartum depression, which makes it super easy to be blindsided by postpartum anxiety, which is like regular anxiety except your hormones are completely out of whack and you cry a lot and also refuse to sleep because you’re convinced your baby will die the moment you stop looking at them. Being a new parent during a pandemic is even scarier than being pregnant during a pandemic, and I honestly have no idea how I’m going to explain all of this EVERYTHING to the kiddo once he’s old enough to ask what the fuck was up with 2020, anyway.

Again, I’m really sorry I scared you by going radio silent. I’ve got all my notifications turned back on in case you or anyone else has any follow-up questions, and people are always welcome to check in over on the twitters (which is a garbage site, I freely admit, so I totally understand if folks would rather not). I definitely aten’t dead, and right now I’m doing better than I have in a long while.

Now I just need the air to stop being poison.

[retphienix]

Alright fuck it I'm doin' it.

I've had this voice in the back of my head saying "You should play through FF1" "You should finally beat the original game" for years now and it's only gotten louder in recent times, so I'm gonna.

But also, I'm not?

I'm doing something I want to do even more that only kinda counts as beating FF1 lol

I wanna play an expanded hack of FF1, that just sounds really fun to me.

Enter, Final Fantasy Ultra Champion Edition.

A hack of FF1 that, to my understanding, is geared towards fixing the things that don't work, adding "some" more content (like dungeons but not a metric ton, a reasonable amount [4]), making combat more interesting through adjusting movesets and formations (and adding more health and fixing some broken features like regeneration), and yada yada I don't know all the jazz I just know it looks really interesting.

I don't even know yet if combat is classic "You can swing at nothing so you need to pay attention and git gud" or if it has the popular new-school retarget system incorporated. I kinda hope it's the oldschool system because I hated that as a kid but it intrigues me today- and because all my experience with FF1 is on the GBA remake which had the fix- so I'd like this to be a bit different to that.

What I DO know is this!

MORE CLASSES, BAYBEEEEEEEE. (ignore name inconsistency- used quick gif recorder and it didn't handle it well)

I won't lie, all that other stuff is really cool, but I saw that this hack meaningfully expands (as in thought was put into balancing things) the class roster and it made me excited to try it.

Now I THINK a trade-off for this is that classes don't upgrade after you meet the dragon or whatever, which is a double edge sword.

On the one hand the upgrade is one of the most recognizable and cool moments of FF1- it's what I strove for as a kid playing the GBA version and it was always really cool to do- it's MY favorite part.

On the other hand, if this is true then that means you don't have to worry about over-leveling at all because in the original version the upgraded classes had better stat growth but this wasn't retroactive, so you could nerf yourself if you grinded too much before the class change.

We'll see. All said I'm calling it a neutral change, assuming it's true. I'm gonna miss the class change a lot if it doesn't happen, but with more options from the start I think I'll be okay.

Now the main draw for me are the new classes and there is arguably too much to say on them all right here and now, it's best to say "There's a readme for this game, check that out"

The gist being each class is MUCH more specialized than before, and there's more of a spread of options for where you get your magic from, as well as every class utilizing only one weapon type.

So my initial thoughts were to go Paladin to tank, Viking because I'm obviously bringing the big damage swinger into the mix, Ninja as a fill in because I wanted someone with a sword and she sounded alright, and Sage because BIG HEFTY MAGIC DUDE sounds divine.

The thing is...

I AM more interested in bringing more buffs and debuffs than I am having a ninja that shoots off a spell from time to time.

I'm torn between Monk for more utility or Ninja almost exclusively so I have someone who can use any good swords I find.

AAAAh. I'll go Ninja. Sure the magic is more boring with Ninja but I am vaguely remembering a good deal of strong swords in FF1 and it'd be a shame to run a full party of 4 who can't use them.

As interesting as the Monk's magic options are, it is a lot less interesting gear wise to go Monk, and look, I love a good monk. Monks in FF are some of my faves, but this is FF1 and there are really interesting items to find and he doesn't get to play with nearly any of them (probably why this mod gives Monks all the indirect spells in the first place).

[rosesloveletters]

Hi Rose🌻🌹

I hope it's okay for me to reply to you this way, and I hope I'm not annoying you with this😅 I just wanted to thank you appropriately for your lovely and thoughtful comments on my last post. They really made me cry and think🥺 But in a good way, I guess it's good to let the emotions out sometimes. You have no idea how much you and your kind words mean to me💓💓 I am so endlessly grateful to you and your support! I love you so much!💛🧡

I'm sorry for being so negative. I've been in a really bad mood lately because of my anxieties and worries about uni, but also because the heat is getting to me health-wise. I'm sleeping poorly and struggling with headaches and now with an earache too. And it's just a bad habit of mine that when I don't feel good, I pull away from others. Especially from J. I feel unworthy, like the biggest failure. But self-shipping is supposed to help me, right? So I guess you're right. I should let J help and love me (in his own way), especially now when I need him. I really have to pull myself together and look at things a little more positively.

(God, I apologize for bothering you with my personal stuff and for being so whiny😔)

But more importantly, how are you doing, darling? How is everything? I hope things are going well for you and you're taking care of yourself. Are you spending lots of quality time with your Jakob and Will?🥺 And hopefully with J and Pat too?❤️ Also, please know that if you ever want to talk about anything, I'm here for you. Or if there's anything else I can do for you. You mean the world to me and I hope I can give you back the same love and support you give me! I love you so much and I'm thinking of you!💛🧡

Hi Sue!🌻💛✨

It is more than alright for you to respond to me this way, darling, whichever is most comfortable for you is always okay with me! You are most welcome (though you do not need to thank me; I'm always happy to make sure you know how lovely and amazing you are!) I hope you are feeling better now, darling, and I'm so pleased to know I could bring a little relief from the situation and how you were feeling. It is good to release those pent up emotions from time to time; keeping them all bottled up isn't healthy. Though I recommend finding healthy and positive ways to release those emotions and it sounds as if that is exactly what you have done and I am so proud of you! Thank you for saying so darling; you mean just as much to me🌻💛 I love you very much too - I am grateful to call you a very good friend💛

There is absolutely no need to apologize; you are completely valid for feeling the way that you are and there is nothing wrong with feeling any kind of emotion. Humans are able to feel emotion for a reason and you should never feel bad or guilty for experiencing them. The difference is whether those emotions cause us to react in negative ways or not; we must always keep ourselves in check and react appropriately regardless. You are a very lovely person and I know you always respond appropriately to how you are feeling, so there is nothing wrong with that darling. Let yourself feel, expel the bad emotions and then let yourself heal from them. I empathize with you completely, because I respond in the very same way whenever I do not feel good. I restrain myself and pull back from those most important to me. I think that perhaps you are needing a break, darling. I sense that you need some time to yourself; give yourself a breather and do something for you and only you. Have your favorite comfort meal or watch your favorite comfort show or listen to songs that put you at ease. Give yourself the space you need and with time you will come back to yourself. I have found, at least in my own experience, that giving myself a break from the fast pace of the world usually gives me the chance to build up enough strength to reenter it all. I hope that you can get your earache under control - those can get very painful and I sincerely hope you're feeling better now💛

You are exactly right, darling. I have always said this but I would like to re-iterate (and I mean this in the nicest way possible): if self-shipping/the way in which you self-ship is hurting you, then you are doing it wrong. In my opinion, self-shipping is meant to be an all-around positive thing and it should not hurt you or upset you. I don't mean feeling the way that you are, darling, because we all get insecure from time to time. I simply mean that, if we are using our self-ships as a means to make ourselves or others feel worse, then it is time to reassess. J loves you very much, darling, even if he doesn't say it conventionally. You are allowed to view J's character any way that you want; your own opinion on the character is not hurting anyone and therefore there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. You are valid and so are your thoughts and opinions. J loves everything about you and he is rooting for you; he knows and understands how much you are stressing and he would want to take you away from those things and have you let loose with him a while. I promise you that these negative feelings will pass, darling, if you give yourself proper time to process and heal from them.

(There is no need to apologize, darling! Please don't feel like you are bothering me, I am always here to help any way I can💛)

Thank you very much, darling! I am doing very well💛 I went blueberry picking this morning and I was so much fun getting out early and being beneath the sun and listening to the birds chirping. I love that sort of thing; it always calms me. I've been kept quite busy with Jakob and Will. They've always got things they're wanting to do and adventures they want to go on, but I have kept them mostly to myself these days. If I do not keep Will and Jakob from the world, then who knows what they'll go out and do lmao. Their friends are chaotic enough so they don't need any more! J stopped in to check on me the other day and I was grateful to him for that; he keeps Pat safe and loved while they are not with me and I love that about them🥺

Thank you very much, darling, the same goes for you if there's ever anything that you need or would like to talk about. I'm always here for you🌻💛 you give back to me in so many ways already darling, thank you for sending this ask in and I apologize for the length of my response😅 I love you very much; please take care and know I'm sending you lots of love and good vibes.

[luhlust]

Hi! I'm really happy because your writing is great! Thank you very much for headcanons about Akashi. May I ask friendship headcanons about Vorpal Swords team and reader in the training camp before match with Jabberwock? She cares about them because Riko and Momoi can't do it. Good luck!

Vorpal Swords' Friend HC

Anime: Kuroko no Basuke

Pairing: Vorpal Swords X Friend Reader

Overview: You are friends with the Vorpal Swords and are invited to their training camp before their match with Jabberwock.

Note: I am not sure if you like wanted to do it separately for each members so I just made it to be like you're friends with everyone hope that is okay. Thankyou for your feedback though, I am glad my writing appealed to you uwu. -Gin

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Vorpal Swords Headcannons:

"You want me to come?" You asked, dumbfounded to your group of friends who just invited you to join them in their training. against the Jabberwocks. You have heard of the incident, the public humiliation they caused to your fellow seniors and Riko's dad betting his life on a line for a rematch hence the reason for this line-up. Who else is capable enough to bring them down other than The Generation of Miracles and Kagami?

You have been friends with the Generation of Miracles since middle school. You met them when you used to be the Vice President in the student council and of course, Akashi Seijuro was the President. You practically became Akashi Seijuro's Personal Assistant since the two of you were always together. You guys enjoyed each othet's company as most of your interests align with each other though you are older by 3 years since you got held back for being in an accident for 2 years.

Akashi introduced you to his friends and soon they all became friends with you. Being in the hospital for 2 years made you self-learn about First Aid so, you became the team's personal nurse. From light scratches to sprain, you treated them head on! You always read about medical books and Akashi even let you attend special training.

After middle school, you went to South Korea to pursue a more advanced education to catch up with your age range. You graduated early and got your license at the age of 19 (thanks to Akashi).

Now your back in Japan to pay a visit to your friends. Still with all that being said, you felt honored that your friends that you haven't gotten in touch with them except for a few messages and through the news. You were a little shy but they assured you. "(y/n)-cchi! We are serious! It's the first time we are all going to play again and you have to be there too!" Kise whined while eneveloping you into a tight hug.

You couldn't say no, they are your precious friends after all. You arrived at the camp late, you have gotten a little lost seeing how Japan changed in a few subtle ways. "Oh, (y/n)-chan!!" Momoi ran and jumped on you as soon as she saw you. "Satsuki! Ah, I missed you!"

"Everyone, this is (y/n). She will be aiding us medically." Akashi introduced you to the others. You then noticed Kagami, looking at you intently. "Kagami Taiga." He flinched upon hearing you call out his name. "Y-Yes!?" He answered, a tint of pink dusted on his cheeks. "Be careful on straining your legs whenever you jumped. You may not want to injure your Archilles Tendon."

You then explained what is an Archilles Tendon upon seeing how confused they were. Riko blew her whistle to continue their practice. "How did you know in one look?" Riko asked, looking through the clipboard that you brought out. "I'm a Rheumatologist, it is my specialty. Now, I have gathered these datas about their Physical condition since you guys tend to focus on their abilities. Right, Satsuki?" Satsuki nodded. "This brings back a lot of memories." She giggled, your files were always on point and thorough.

Riko and Momoi focused on training the boys, ability-wise, you on the other hand focused in maintaining a healthy condition for their body. But boi, they are such a handful.

"Shintaro, let me teach you another way to tape your fingers." Midorima dropped the ball and went towards you in an instant. "You have improved, nanodayo." He complimented and you snickered. "Oh, did Shintaro just compliment a girl~" His face blushed which made you tease him more. It ended up with him flicking your forehead, making up an excuse to distance himself from you. "I-I ne-need to practice more, nanodayo."

Kise was the biggest baby among them. He always cried to you and cling to you even to the tiniest scratch! "Ryou, you just scraped your knee. You're not handicapped." You sighed at his overly dramatic reaction whenever he hissed at the cotton you dabbed on his knee. "But (y/n)-cchi! I really missed you taking care of me! Plus these cat band-aids are so cute! Where did you get them?"

"I rather not tell.."

Aomine on the other hand is the most stubborn! Always acting like he doesn't need help when he clearly you can see his wrist is hurting him. "Sit. Stupid. When did you hurt your wrist?" You examined his wrists, checking for any injuries in the joints or stress in the muscles. "A few weeks back. It's not a big deal, it ain't hurting as muc-Fuck! That hurt!" You rolled your eyes at him. "Yes, yes, Mr. The Only One Who Can Beat Me is Me. Until the game, do not remove this wrist band. Okay?"

He sighed. "Such a pain in the ass."

"I beg your pardon but I think it's more of a pain in the wrist."

"Fuck you."

"I rather not." Aomine grinned, you were the only one who is not afraid to bicker with him like this. "Damn, where did the cute and shy (y/n) go? You were the only one who rivaled against my Horikita Mai collection you know." Aomine ended up having to put ice on his cheek the whole day.

"Atsushi, you should eat less of those. How about you try one of these?" You scolded Murasakibara from snacking on junk foods for the nth time. "But (y/n)-chin, they look disgusting." This boy has always been addictive and it is time you do something about it. So, you decided to recreate his snacks in a healthier version and you are the one who made meals for the whole team. Ensuring that they eat balanced meals. Whenever Murasakibra wanted something sweet, you'd pull out a candy made out of fruits or a iced pineapple popscicle. He still ate junk foods but you invented created snacks and meals that made him eat even the yucky vegetables.

Akashi is not that difficult to deal with, his body is always in good condition but it is very tensed. You always gave Akashi a massage with essential oils to keep his muscles relaxed after a long training. Giving him tips on what to do when cramping happens and offering new stretches. "Ah that hits the spot, you're excellent with your fingers." You also offered therapeutic excercise for his mental health.

Kuroko is able to handle things himself. You just helped him in strengthening his endurance. You spend a lot of time with Kuroko as you really want to unravel the mystery behind his low presence. "(y/n)-san, is this necessary ?" Kuroko asked everytime you experimented on him.

It was difficult to get a long with Kagami since he was super shy around you. You tried to break the ice by talking about his physical condition.

You enjoyed your time with everyone especially during those rest period where you guys somtimes play around and talk. Everyone cherish you in their own ways, you are like a big sister to them. They are glad you are with them after a long time. You can't help but tear up when you guys were playing a truth or dare game, this feels like home.

"Kick their butts! I did not prepare you guys like this to lose you got that?" You yelled once the game started. You heart remained unsettled throughout the game especially when the other opponent tend to be more physical. You observed their body's strength, noting them down for Momoi and Riko. "He has great upper body strength, Aomine can go against him."

When Kise entered the zone and collapsed due to exhaustion, you immediately raced towards him. You then recited your name, level of training, and asked for permission before proceeding to First Aid. You gave him a drink to replenish his electrolytes and he thanked you. "You did well Ryou, leave the rest to them." You cheered him up, making him grabbed your hand. "Ah, you really are my happy pill~"

The next to be injured was Murasakibara. He sprained his arm do you had to place him in a make-shift sling. "You got to get this check out in the hospital right away okay?"

"Eh, but you are a doctor."

"Still, you don't want anything complicated to happen right?"

Murasakibara slumped in his seat, he was still angry against Silver. You then grabbed his attention by giving him a pack of Maiubo.m and his eyes immediately sparkled.

The game ended with the Vorpal Swords winning! You congratulated them and invited them to eat out. You brought them into a fancy buffet, shocking everyone when you said it would be your treat. "(y/n)-san, are you able to pay for all of us?" Kuroko was concerned knowing everyone eating habits. "Don't worry, my friend owns this restaurant anyways."

Once everyone is settled, you stood up. "I have an announcement to make." All eyes were now on you as you continued on. "The truth is, the reason why I went back to Japan is to invite you guys to my engagement party!" Everyone became silent, you were engaged?!

"WHAT?!! YOU'RE ENGAGED?" They exclaimed.

"I feel betrayed, you haven't mentioned this before nanodayo." Midorima stated before drinking water. "So you managed to fool someone? I feel sorry for the guy." Aomine teased, in which Momoi immediately punished by stepping on his foot. "Now, now. We should be congratulating (y/n)!"

"Akashi-san, were you aware?"

"Of course. I was the first one she told about. Now, where is your fiancé?" All your friends are now on guard, ready to scare your significant other.

Before you could even speak, a tall black haired man wearing a suite with a white striped sleeves and holding a glass of wine wrapped his arms around your waist. "It's a pleasure to meet all of you, I hope you are enjoying the night." All their plan to torment your fiancé went down on the drain upon seeing not only your finacé but his body guards as well.

"Jumin, you're scaring my friends."

[amenomiko]

Thank you for the request! Hahahaha this will be fun (ू•ᴗ•ू❁) ❤.

ODA FORCES ONLY

Nobunaga

She is strong and brave but.. An airhead. Clumsy too. She is very oblivious most of the time and Nobunaga find himself tired of hinting nor being direct towards her.

His smug personality and his usual smirk never, NEVER work on her. He can't help it. She is really one in a million kind of woman, and he flirt gradually changed from "Rule by my side" To "I'm interested in you" and such, because her respond is just "Oh, okay?" and "Eh, why?"

So he had to do this. He had kabedon her, and confessed directly to her with "I love you." That is SO not him. However, he smiled to her startled face. That's a good sign.

"Of course..!" She beamed. "I love you too!"

Oh finally--

"...and Hideyoshi-san, and then Mitsunari-kun, and Mitsuhide-san and Ieyasu-san and Haguro and--"

Blah blah and so on and so on. This will take forever.

So he pulled her into a kiss to shut her babblings.

When they pulled away then she goes "Eh- eh-- Hawawawawa Q/////Q??"

.........FUCKING FINALLY.

Hideyoshi

She is better when it comes to taking care of her own well being than Mitsunari but..

"My Lord..!! It's the princess!!"

Hideyoshi abruptly jolted from his working desk. What is it this time?? Ever since she came here is nothing but trouble. She has spilled the tea during tea-time, she has spilled the sake onto Mitsuhide's head, she had poured the ink onto Nobunaga's important documents (to which Nobunaga just laugh at so he have reasons to slack off), and now--

"What are you doing up there, MC?? Get down from that tree this instant!!"

"Ah, Hideyoshi~! Hi~~!"

"Don't you "Hi" me now! Get down! It's dangerous!! Just how did you climb that tree with your yukata anyway??"

"Eh O3O? Oh." She blinked. "I'm not sure (´・ｪ・｀)."

He literally slapped his forehead. "Oh god--"

"Oh, I just remembered that I found a baby bird and help it to return back to it's nest and-" She slipped. "Kyaaa OAO!!"

"MC--"

CHU!

Hideyoshi: MMF O/////O??

She blinked into their kiss and she pulled away, giggling to his flushed face. "Hehehe your lips is so soft, Hideyoshi (*´﹀`*)."

He nearly explode.

P/S: They are not dating yet 😏.

Masamune

They are best friends. Masamune knows very well on how clumsy she can be, and so he would always guide her until she understand. Except the duty in kitchen, he would let her watch while he is cooking.

One day she wanted to try to cut some vegetables. Alright, he lets her. But ah, she cut her finger. Masamune immediately tend to her and instead of stopping the bleeding by applying torniquet, he suck on her finger.

She was startled by this and she accidentally knocked the pot and the whole miso soup spilled onto the floor. "Oh no..!" He gasped with "Shit shit shit shit..!"

He is not upset though, but ever since then MC had been avoiding him.

He had recalled what he had done and assumed she took the blame for the miso incident. Oh, here she comes-- "Hey Lass!"

Anddd... She turned away.

This misunderstanding must be solved right away, he couldn't bare not talking to his best friend. 2 weeks is just too much. He missed her adorable smile.

He managed to catch her by her hand, explaining that he was not upset at all but she still refused to look at him. But when he pleads "Please, Lass? Do you hate me? Please look at me."

She did. She shook her head, saying that she didn't hate him at all.

"But then why are you avoiding me?" This question make her face the other way again.

"I... Don't know.. I just.."

He waits patiently until she continued,

"When you helped me with my wounded finger, I.." Her eyes lowered before slowly turning around to face her best friend. "Ever since then, I.. My chest feels uneasy. Masamune, I.." Her face scrunched. "My heart will beat so fast whenever I look at you..! I don't know..! I- You-"

His eye widened to her blushing cheeks. "I know you are good looking but.. I don't know why I find you look dashing more than ever and it makes my heart race so much.. M-masamune, what should I do..?"

Shit. Shit shit shit and shit-

That is PURELY and OBVIOUSLY A LOVE CONFESSION!!

His heart were screaming and he is too speechless to respond to her adorable-oblivious personality.

Ieyasu

One word. Hell.

Enough with Mitsunari. Now ANOTHER ONE HAS APPEARED--

OH THE STRESS-

His hair is falling-

Oh God.

She is so careless. A bloody airhead. Will always be confused and smile to his sarcasm. Just like that- that- PURPLE BAD BED HAIR AHOGE--

"Hya!" The book fell from her grip as she stumbled upon Ieyasu in the hallway, bumping on him by accident. "Oh, Hi Ieyasu..!" She smiled. "I didn't see you there."

"..I pray that that will be my eternal wish of a lifetime." He scoffed.

"You are praying even in the afternoon? That's so passionate of you (*´﹀`*)."

"Just... Get away from me already."

"Oh oka-" She slipped her leg, falling to the side and Ieyasu automatically catch her and POOF! There they are, lying together on the wooden floor, with her on top of him.

"Can you not---" He growled, "...cause another thing that can ruin my day--" He froze to her smile.

"Wh- what are you looking at?"

"Oh, I'm sorry. I realized how beautiful your evergreen eyes were."

Thump!

"...I like it."

Thump! Thump! Thump! Thump!! Shit. What is this? Why is his heart is thumping so hard..??

This is..

Annoying.

Make it the second word to his diary of life.

Mitsunari

It's better if they are separated.

Because it's nothing but CHAOS if they are together. Even under Hideyoshi's watch.

They are like a pair of airheads. Making trouble without realizing it.

For example, both of them volunteer to brew the tea. Mitsunari as usual will pour the tea MORE than it should, and as for MC, she will stir the tea too much until ALMOST nothing is left.

Mitsunari: One, two,... Hm. This is not enough. Three spoonful.. Oh..! *pour almost HALF CUP FULL* hmm.. I guess that will be okay (ㆁᴗㆁ✿).

MC: Let's stir and stir and ORAORAORA >w<!!! *drip* Eh why is the tatami wet (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)?

The warlords: *mega face palm*

Hideyoshi: *shaking from the way they waste the tea that were imported specially for Nobunaga*

When they were nagged at, their faces will be just (*´ω`*) 🌸🌸🌸 (Ieyasu almost get a fever from the MAJOR stress in his head)

Then one day when they announced their marriage, Ieyasu went pale and fainted (Poor Ieyasu).

Them: Aww Ieyasu-sama / Ieyasu is very happy for us ♪ヽ(*´∀`)ﾉ ❤

Mitsuhide: Both of you need to get your full health check-up, especially mental wise ( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^).

"....Why O 3 O?"

It's Hideyoshi's turn to faint.

Mitsuhide

Oblivious MC is unbearably cute.

But it's not good for his heart.

He teased and teased, finding himself every ways to offend her, though..

She smiled innocently to all of his teasings and at the end of the day he have resorted to "I guess a woman like you is too bland. I find it boring." He grinned, waiting for her reaction.

"Oh okay. Cool." She nods, showing that his comment is like an arrow that fly upwards before it could reach her head.

Cool-

"I'm saying that I find you.. Not charming, you got me, MC?" He tried again. God. "Try"? Another reason that this is not good for his heart. Teasing is part of his nature but an airhead MC is like a huge wall in front of him.

She giggled. Wait- she giggled?

"..It's alright. You don't have to be nice to me, Mitsuhide. Because my opinion of you won't change even though you find me boring."

The corner of his lips twitched. "Oh? Your opinion of me?"

She smiled like an angel, exactly like Mitsunari as she said "I will always like you even though you don't like me (*´ω`*)." <- no other deep meanings at all.

Mitsuhide feel as if someone just stab through his heart with a spear of love.

"Hm. Hmhmhmhm." He chuckle from his throat, even a passing Hideyoshi finds it eerie.

But as for MC, she giggled with him innocently.

Them : ʕʘ̅͜ʘ̅ʔ (ﾉ´∀｀*)

P/S: MC like this... Must be PROTECTED OAO

[smolla-than-a-bug]

Hi, I would love it if you can write up a Narnia and Harry Potter ship please! I'm a headstrong, determined/ambitious girl who has many goals for herself. I don't mind working hard and I don't let anyone tell me that I can't. I have gone through a lot in life, through family-wise and health-wise, making me feel like I am some sort of warrior that has been called upon to face many challenges on Earth. I love writing and getting sucked into fantasy worlds because it gives me some sort of escape.

I would also like a Glee pairing if you don't mind. I know it wasn't requested, but I just realized you like Glee.

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hi! i’m sosososososo sorry for putting this off for too long!!

anyway, i ship you with...

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Caspian!

Your headstrong and ambitious qualities had attracted Caspian in the first place, and as he got to know you more, he just found you more and more captivating.

With your personality, you’re Caspian’s perfect queen. You do everything together. You’d help him with his duties - making decisions, running errands, etc. - and with your life experiences, he always turns to you for advice or if he just needs to talk. He easily trusts you with anything and everything.

He knows about what you’ve had to go through in life because of those late night heart-to-heart conversations you two have quite often, and he vows to never break your heart or your trust. He wants to be the light of your life - the positive force. That being said, he would never intentionally do anything to hurt you in any way.

If he does do something at upsets you, he would apologize to no end - as though his life depended on it; to Caspian, his life does depend on it because he can’t see himself living without you. You do so much for him, and you’ve been through so much together. He could not afford to lose you - losing you would break him.

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Ron Weasley!

Hear me out! Ron would be an amazing significant other!

Ron would support the decisions you make for yourself along with the many goals you have. If he does not agree with your pick, he would tell you immediately his opinion on it because he just wants the best for you - he just wants to be sure that you’re sure. However, despite not agreeing with you, he would support you nonetheless; Ron would just check up on you more often to see how you’re doing.

During the occasion that people find the need to be discouraging towards you, Ron would waste no timr to be there in an instant to defend your name, and he always gets the last word in.

Ron would be the best at providing comfort whenever you need it. He’s aware of what you’ve gone through, and he wants you to be able to find comfort in him, which you do.

He introduces you to his family, and you feel at home with them. That’s all thanks to Ron.

When you write, Ron would be the first to read your work. You’d watch his facial expressions closely for reactions - how his eyes would light up or droop at certain parts. He’s your biggest fan, and he absolutely adores your work!

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Finn Hudson!

Okay, you guys would be perfect, in my opinion.

Your ambition and determination is just incredibly infatuating to Finn, and he would be right by your side to cheer you on as you chase your dreams every step of the way.

Finn would be sure to do anything in his power to help you reach your success because he can’t stand to see you deflate even at the slightest. When you do, he sings to you in order to cheer you up or he dances just to hear your laugh - anything to make you feel better.

Both of you have personally been through so much in life, which is probably what brought you so close to each other. You understand one another more than anyone else.

The world can be beautiful but it can also be ugly, and you relish in its beauty together while being each other’s escape for when times get rough.

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want to be shipped? click here!

[smaeblogthings]

Hi! a cute and lovely random update

What shall we put in here? I missed you! I think we should change our profile picture here. Anywhooo, i really do missed you. I still didn't recover my domain, hence, I haven't been writing in the blog since. But somehow our writings are a bit practiced during postings in social media. But I missed the blog, I know it will be a road to my book launch soon!! YAAAAAAAA talaga namannnn akala motalaga eh ahaha, but I know and strongly believe the universe will allow it. So what am I saying? I need to want to watch the new movie of Disney "Encanto". I like to be motivated before I go back to my demotivating job again. You know what I must not complain about it. Maybe later I will write something that will lessen the burden in my heart and contemplate the good things and the not so good thing about it. I really like to go back in my old soul self. Not in the past but just the inner wonderings of my heart as a child-like soul. Actually, more of what bothers me now is just my career and health. It's weird but I felt like there's a poison in my brain. I wanted to be checked to be sure and to cut this paranoia. I can't just rely on my lifestyle even though I trust myself. I need help. Career-wise, I realized a lot of things, and THINGS that I want my life to be. I want Ate Oreng's life, pwede pala yon, chill na buhay and hindi kayo nagpapakasakal sa 9 to 5 job. Ang galing! May buhay pala na ganon. Tsaka may bahay pala na hindi kayo nagsisigawan araw-araw LOL. When I turned 24, it's weird but all of a sudden as if some wall dropped in my subconcious and made me realized my parents are not "the perfect" parents I thought they are. That all of the wrongs and failures are always on me. That I'm the bad person that's why they treat me bad. Dang nooo. They support me yes but our relationship at home is far from loving and sometimes shit. Because my parents are the leaders of this house and they will always be. I couldn't blame them because they cannot radiate love if they are not full of love on their own. I do hope and pray, before I get 30, we will be okay and deeply love one another more. I want to be healed. Going back to career, actually it is quite related as I want to pursue business now, freelancing, coaching and public-speaking. I am just afraid that God didn't want me to be there. But I have these thoughts recently that I shouldn't and must not BOX God. If He really want me to be in Law school, He will make it happen. I am not that powerful as Him. I also cling and have(building!) faith that He will turn my life into a good testimony. He will prosper me. I know. Grabe I love self-love now. I am healing na talaga. LOL I have so much to say, so ayun na nga I will have a public speaking gig on 21 January. I am excited because this will surely glorify God! I am going to SURELY share Him and His faithfulness over my life through continuosly redeeming me from anxiety and emotional triggers! You know what recently, I am so happy to meet people who are also lovers of Christ. Saya lang hehe. Mas naeencourage tuloy ako na maging salt and light dahil naiinspire ako sa kanila. It is just so cool that I have been doing public speaking my whole life and now, I am here! hehe mejo legit na. I really see myself as speaking in front of a stage with youths as the crowd. :) I will still go back to school soon. It is okay, park lang muna. For now, this is what I need and what's infront of me. I am praying for HEALING and Time with Mom. I also found my ikigai pala! Uyyyy grabe nagets ko yung Ikigai, di pala sya profession lang but four quadrants sya. So here it is: "My inspiring existence creates wisdom and joyful heart that makes others grow and makes me fulfilled at the same time." ITO TALAGA AKO. I FEEL FULFILLED IF I HELP OTHERS GROW pero di ko sila tinutulak para ijudge or advice advice lang. I help them realize what inside of them and inspire them through my life. GRABE KA UNIVERSE AHHHH. Sharing series of photos that I believe I extremely look good hihi "the depressed but still pretty ahihi" There ya go

and a random cute vid from me and my friend, yellowtail moscato. ganda ko jarn.

LOL I almost forgot the most important update is I turned 26! I am now on my late 20s hehehe. My focus really is healing and mom. and btw, I got my very first special cake ever since nagkaisip ako LOL. Here is the vid. can't upload 2 vids pala so the screenshot nalang. :)

and I got a new tattoo..... it's a van gogh inspired painting. I'll probably get another one on Sunday wahahaha shhh to my parents.

I STILL HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT WHAT I WANTED IN MY LIFE. I dunno. Here's my goal for 2022! 1. Take a break for 3 months. (Baler and Thailand) 2. Move out. Find my own space (By the way, planning to rent on 21 for our talk haha my talaga. Thank you Lord for this!) 3. Dream body (abs) 4. Take the eco-friendly cause seriously 5. Invest 100k to (crypto 50k, mp2 30k, seedin/cropital 20k) 6. Start coaching career 7. Improve communication and leadership skills. (Means, toastmasters or saying yes to leading) 8. Make a decent income from 4:14 9. Build new relationships/network 10. Go back to school. YUN LANG naghimutok ako. I FEEL GOOD ACTUALLY HEHE. Nagkakaclue na ako sa gusto ko mangyari sa life ko. :) Thank You, God! ps. i am kind of seeing some guy recently but my heart always shouts it is not yet healed...so we think we gonna postpone things. That's all!!! byeee pps open ko nga kay coach yung thought na puro ako simula, am I, do I, or I am just in the wrong place, how would we know? Lezz ask :)

[dontcallmecarrie]

Hi there! I've got a question, what is Tony's threat level according to other intelligence agencies after all the snafu of TWIFFON? Like does CBI and FBI' opinion differ from Interpol or MI6? And what about SI legal? Do they have specific lawyers on threat watch and Pepper too? At this point I'm even wondering what does Bill Gates and other competitors think of SI legal? Are they crying in opposition? What was president' reaction over SHIELD' fall and Tony? What about FoxTV and Twitter?

Disclaimer: TWiFFON was created with accidental world domination as an end goal long before I posted the first chapter, as a spitefic in response to the fandom’s reaction to Civil War, and Tony’s treatment in particular. I am a very broke student who’s doing this for fun, as stress relief between classes and whenever I have the time. I am not a political science major, or economics, or business. I have absolutely no clue as to how a corporation’s run, or international law, this is just me derping around in the MCU and keeping my fingers crossed that comic book science covers for whatever I’ve missed and hoping for the best. [So if I screwed something up on the legal side, you’ll know why.]

Okay, now that that’s taken care of: the gist of what you’re asking can be found in a post I did a while back, on power dynamics behind the scenes. 

[more under the cut, because you guys know how I roll and RIP whoever’s on mobile otherwise. Because this turned into surprise SI meta.]

To sum up from that post: 

Tony and Co. are pretty damn formidable, but PR’s mostly on top of things to make them seem like they’re harmless. Whether or not it works depends a lot on a myriad of factors, including economics, political leanings, and location, and as I’ve said before the US has a different view on Tony than the rest of the world does. I’m not going to delve into specifics [this was supposed to be crack, dammit!], because of the above, but given that in real life the heavy pull that corporations have, I’d like to think that in terms of suspension of disbelief I’m not doing too badly. 

I mean, sure, there’s always going to be opposition, but a) Stark Industries used to be in the weapons manufacturing business, so they’re used to cutthroat politics even if they changed tracks a while back [and we’ve seen it happen, and will continue to do so in the fic], and b) I haven’t even touched on how comic book science influences things, like how Wakanda’s existence throws a wrench into International politics or Howard Stark’s infamous legacy [which is a story for another post].

I mean, in real life, the US really did a number on Latin America in the ‘60s and ‘70s. Now imagine what could’ve happened if SHIELD was also out there fucking shit up.

Or how Vietnam must’ve been like, because guess who probably got some of the contracts for supplying the military with munitions? Or just what might’ve led to a different sociopolitical landscape, because how would have Captain America’s image have influenced the Red Scare? Would Howard’s influence [via SHIELD, or otherwise] led to a different way of dealing with Iran? He was known to have participated in the Manhattan Project, so that’s already one change felt: how else did he make it into the history books?

Just…I could go on. I haven’t watched any of the tv shows, but…well. You get the idea. How influential was Howard, even before Tony was born? Bits and pieces’ll show up in TWiFFON, and some other things I write, but…well. You get the idea. 

Also: I have no clue how economics work in real life [again, broke student here, statistics’re more my speed at the moment], but…if NAFTA and the TPP can exist, in real life, and royally fuck up international economies because profits, then a fictional company that’s been kicking since before World War II and is currently headed by some of the sharpest minds in their generation is, again, not too far out in terms of suspension of disbelief. 

After all, Stark Industries is a family company. [Well…kinda.]

Sure, at the time it was also for weapons manufacturing, but still: Tony grew up knowing he’d inherit it someday. I cover this a bit in the PR interlude, and I think you guys might be able to see hints of it in the Legal interlude as well, but Tony grew up with Obadiah being a larger presence in his life than Howard was, and I forget if it got cut or not but in one draft the PR representative was also a known face. 

So, Stark Industries’ presence has been a constant in Tony’s life. Stemming from childhood, even, and we can see its influence early on, too: remember how he was 17 when he worked with PR to keep stock prices from plunging and thus avoid layoffs? 

Tony’s very possessive of what he has, when it comes to people. Add in a dash of spite and his issues, and you get a company that hasn’t changed its stance on vacation time in decades, or health insurance coverage for its employees since before the Reagan administration, and offered roughly a month of paternity leave shortly after Tony took over the company. [Daddy issues for the win.]

Sure, it cut into profits a little, but iit wasn’t like he was hurting for money. And Tony always had a patent or two ready to shut up the board whenever anyone tried to complain and the ‘hey our productivity’s way higher than the competition’ wasn’t enough of a reason to keep things as they were. 

Plus, remember how I said it part of it was out of spite? Tony’s mentally flipping his father off the whole time, but he’s also very smug about it because ha, that that, Hammer and your stupid budget cuts! 

And all the while, Forbes and the Wall Street Journal are all but gushing about how SI’s employee satisfaction rates are off the charts. Tony tries to make it background noise, because really, it should not be unusual to offer that much maternity leave, seriously, what is wrong with you people…and in doing, so kinda misses out on some things.

Like, for instance, just how diehard loyal Stark Industries is. 

There’s a reason everyone in SI’s so rabid about corporate espionage, and maybe money can’t buy everything but overtime pay sure goes a long way sometimes and turns out that on-site daycare is a smash hit, who knew? It’s not just the pay, really; it’s the company picnics with a line-item for property damage, it’s the rivalry Legal and R&D have that has the rest of the company eating popcorn, it’s in the top-of-the-line coffeemakers in the break rooms and free entertainment whenever Hammer Industries tries to do a thing and fails epically. 

Add in the way SI’s got some very strict policies on stuff like sexual harassment [because Tony may act like a playboy for the cameras but he respects women and won’t stand for it], and JARVIS’ assistance, plus Pepper being Pepper, and you’ve got a company full of highly motivated, hypercompetent people all united under the same banner and an employee satisfaction rate that makes the competition go equal parts ‘that sounds fake but okay’ and ‘just what the hell do these people even eat?!’ and that’s why, in the legal sense at least, Tony’s all but untouchable. Business-wise, SI’s feared and envied because Legal’s Seen Some Shit and PR’s handled two generations of Starks and good fucking luck getting a spy in. when JARVIS is in charge of background checks and all fellow coworkers are willing to go the extra mile if it means showing up Hammer. [And I haven’t even mentioned SWORD yet.] Again, SI used to be a weapons company. Sure, they’re doing more civilian-friendly stuff now, but that kind of legacy is really hard to erase even if you tried. You don’t get to the top by being kind, in that industry […I think; again, broke student here], and we’ll see that aspect crop up more as we go along in the fic, too.

Just…where other companies took a colder turn, went more for profits and took advantage of the tax cuts, Stark Industries didn’t change a thing. Jobs didn’t move offshore, and the international branches were chugging along well before NAFTA was put into effect. After all, unlike other sectors, they can afford to do so, because Tony takes pride in churning out top-of-the-line stuff [be it bomb, pre-Afghanistan, or the latest tablet or nanoprocessor], and, again, his genius means he can increase revenue without having to do it at the expense of SI’s employees if push ever came to shove.

Plus, I reiterate: this is meant to be self-indulgent stress relief. Suspension of disbelief’s a thing, this is the same universe where we have cryogenically-preserved supersoldiers running around and magic exists. 

To sum up: okay, now what you’ve got is a company of hypercompetent employees who’re diehard loyal and who knows how many resources at their disposal. So when things snowball…well. Really, it was a tiny bit of miscommunication, could’ve happened to anyone!

It’s just. Umm. Just a tiny case of world domination. 

[not going too much into specifics because guess what the fallout-from-AoU/buildup-to-CW arc’s even about, and I kinda went overboard with the meta enough as is.]

[wongguk]

12 (because I'm about to go to college) or 30 (because my friends and I actually put that in the request bar once) You pick whichever monsta x member you'd ship me with.

Thank you for the request I tried to melt the two request into one and slightly changing it if it’s okay. I hope you will like it~ 💖

12. College roommates au30. I put “send your cutest delivery driver” in the special instructions every time and your manager always picks you. at first you were annoyed but now you’re concerned that my diet is pretty much 70% pizza and offer (threaten) to make me real dinner AU

Pairing: Pizza boy!Hyungwon x College student!ReaderWord count: 2,711

“Y/NNNNNNNNN!” Your roommate excitedly bursts through the door waving a stack of exam papers in one hand. “I passed all of my exams which means we should celebrate, which means we should go out!” He says as he throws the papers away. 

“That’s really great Minhyuk! But as you see… I am still preparing for my exam.” You sigh motioning towards the scattered revision papers around you with empty cans of energy drinks and empty cups of coffee ready to pull an all-nighter the third time in a row. 

“But that is no fun.” He huffs and slumps down on the couch next to you. “If you stay inside forever you will waste the fun part of college.” He says and elbows your side.

“Yeah? And what is that cause so far I only see exam after exam and sleep deprivation.” You sigh letting out the exhaustion that has been piling up in you since the beginning of the semester. You hate to admit but Minhyuk was right. You spent most of your time inside on your couch studying the night away or binge watching your favorite shows as a relaxation. You aren’t sure that at that point when was the last time you saw sunlight other than commuting between your dorm and college.

“Well…” He says and jumps on the small coffee table stepping on a few of your revision papers. “…The freedom, the parties and the love life.” He says with dramatic hand movements and you can’t help but giggle a little at him. “I advise you should start exploring, today!” He says smiling down at you happily, a charming smile which is difficult to resist.

“I am sorry.” You murmur shaking your head and Minhyuk sighs dramatically while sitting back down next to you. “I guess you will have to go to party alone.”

“That’s okay…” He says trying to reassure you. “But I wanted to be your wing man! I was born for this role but with you never going out? You make my task more difficult.” He shakes his head and you roll your eyes.

“I told you! I don’t need anyone! I am busy at the moment I don’t need cupid Minhyuk in my life right now.” You giggle softly.

“Well obviously you would say that.” He rolls his eyes this time while turning towards you. “At least let me order you some food! I assume you haven’t eaten all day.” He says taking your laptop from your lap. You try to retort but your growing hunger tells you to stay still. You decide to refill your cup of coffee while your angelic roommate works on the food. When you return he has a winning smile on his face.

“What did you do?” You ask immediately out of suspicion. 

“I ordered pizza? What else would I do?” He asks defending himself. Suddenly, he jumps onto his feet and rushes into his room quickly saying something that sounds like gibberish. You slump down back on the couch letting out a small sigh to look at the still opened tab. First you don’t notice anything suspicious until you see that the special instruction menu is completed just as well with the words: ‘send your cutest delivery guy ~’. 

“MINHYUK!” You jump onto your feet rushing towards his room. What welcomes you is a closed door and silence. “Let me in!” You bang on the door.

“I AM NAKED I CAN’T!” He shouts his response and you groan in annoyance.

“Well you will have to come out from there one day and I’ll be here, waiting.” You say as you return to your couch and continue studying. However, your thoughts are focused on the order. A cute delivery guy? What was he thinking? Half an hour passes when you hear a knock on your door. ‘This must be the pizza’ you think to yourself as you walk over to the door a bit unsure. Are you ready to meet the cute guy behind the door? Can he be cute at all? They probably just sent someone and that’s it, you shouldn’t be afraid of it. These and similar thoughts race around in your mind as you open the door.

Behind the door a tall, slim figure stand with an angelic face and with two pizza boxes in his hands. He looks down at you with a straight expression while you get lost in his perfect features. He might not be cute, but he is definitely good looking. After all, Minhyuk might have done the right thing.

“Good evening ma’am. It will be 26 dollars.” He says with a small smile and hands you the pizza boxes. You put them down on the counter then look for some money in your purse. Before you can pay, Minhyuk rushes out of the room and stands next to you measuring the guy from head to toe who looks a little taken aback. 

“Okay he is cute, you can keep it.” He says turning towards you and your jaw drops along with the delivery guy. “Here is the money” He says paying for the pizza but before the delivery guy can escape he shoots him another question.

“So when will you take out my friend on a date?” He asks leaning on the doorframe.

“MINHYUK!” You pull him away from the door inside of the apartment the two of you own before turning back towards the delivery guy. “Thank you for the delivery, bye!” You say closing the door in his face and turning around to face Minhyuk. 

“What?” He asks shrugging.

“Stop playing wing man! I did not ask for it! Besides I don’t even know his name!” You attack him while he slowly walks towards the door once again. He opens it to find the delivery guy still standing in front of it.

“Hey tottaly random question: What is your name?” Minhyuk asks and you feel your face heating up.

“I’m Hyungwon.” He replies like a robot who had a button pushed.

“Well, now you know.” Minhyuk says as he turns back to you and slams the door at Hyungwon’s face. You slowly favepalm yourself as Minhyuk jumps towards the pizza boxes. As he open one the smell of freshly cooked pizza fills the room even more and he takes out a slice to munch on.

“Well, youhave to admit he was quite cute.” He says almost chocking on the pizza slice. “AghI should have ordered drinks too… maybe we can call him back.”

“NO!” You stop him but thethought of seeing the pizza guy again lingers in your mind. It might not besuch a bad idea to see him after all. “Promise me you won’t try to pull thestrings next time.”

“But-“ He starts but you stophim before he can finish.“Promise me.” You point at himthreateningly.

“I swear on my life and on thispizza slice I won’t interfere.” He sighs as he sadly finishes up his pizza. “Nowcome and eat before it gets cold.” He says sweetly and caringly patting the barchair next to him.

The next day, when Minhyuk is out of the house to catch up with a few friends from high school you sit in front of your laptop, the pizza place’s site is open in front of you. Ever since the delivery guy appeared in front of your door, you can’t stop thinking about him. You are not sure it’s because of his attractiveness or if it’s the second hand embarassment Minhyuk caused. You quickly type in your order, hoping that he is working today just as well and confirm your orders.

A little while later you hear the familiar knock on your door and as you open it you see the familiar face just as well. He looks surprised to see you as if he has already forgotten to be here yesterday. He double checks the order and the address before suspiciously handing it over to you.

“You know… I got a slight déjà vu.” He says as you hand him the money.

“Maybe it’s because we got a lot of orders due to the exam season and everyone looks the same to me now in my head, but… I feel like I have been here yesterday.” You awkwardly giggle and play with your hair while your eyes are fixed on the floor.

“Well… you have been.” You admit. “My friend ordered yesterday too.” You say looking back up at him and he looks like he is processing it. 

“OH! That loud guy who called me cute?” He asks and you nod.

“That’s the one.” You admit. “He is Minhyuk and I’m Y/N.” You say stretching out your hand to shake it.

“I’m Hyungwon.” He says shaking your hand. “Now I really have to go. I have got like 8 deliveries before six so… But thank you for your order.” He says and with that he turns on his heels leaving the building. You close the door with the warm pizza in your hand.

A few days go on like this. You order from the same pizza place a LOT, and by that I mean every day, always asking for the same delivery guy whose caller id from “cute pizza boy from Domino’s” slowly changes into “Hyungwon”. He also notices that you always ask for him to deliver. He got annoyed at that at the beginning because he really hated moving around a lot. He preferred staying at the pizzeria, occasionally cleaning the tables but he soon got promoted to full delivery guy ever since you asked for him. Now he has more work than ever but he also has a bigger paycheck which actually let him buy the things he has been saving up. In that sense he should be really thankful for you and after a few visit he grew really close to you. He knew the time when you possibly make an order, he knew your favorite pizzas and pizza toppings and he could find your apartment from the pizzeria blindfolded. However, he also started to worry about you. Having pizza every day is not the best option health wise. 

“Hyungwon! The orders are ready!” The chef yelled and he rushed next to him taking away the tower of pizza boxes and the addresses. He rushed them through quickly already rolling his eyes knowing that your name will be on it, but that day your name and address were missing.

“Hey… I think there is a problem with this list.” He calls after the chef who turns around cleaning his hands with a table cloth.

“What do you mean?” He asks looking at the list too.

“There is this girl who orders every day, her name is Y/N but her order is not here… did you forget it?” Hyungwon asks while the chef goes back to the kitchen checking the list of orders.

“That is all for today Hyungwon. Her order is not here.” He replies quickly and a weird, unpleasant feeling flows through Hyungwon. Something must have happened to Y/N… this is the only reasonable explanation. “Now hurry up before the pizzas became cold.” The chef sends him off and he rushed to the small motorbike outside. Y/N’s absence brothers him so much that he decides to check on him after his shift is over.

After his shift is over he cleans up a few tables and dresses back into his casual clothes. He picks up his backpack from the locker room and checks out of work. He walks towards the apartment block that he missed today on the chilly spring night. He feels drowsy and tired so he decides to pick up a cup of coffee on his way at a convenience store. However, he picks up a few cups of ramen and a few sweets along with it. With the hot cup of coffee at hand that warmed him up he continued his route towards the place that he missed the most on that day. Without hesitation he walked up the apartment door and knocked on it, sipping on his coffee while he was waiting. 

A guy opened the door which surprised him at first. He hasn’t seen him in a while but he definitely looked familiar, at least to him. The guy on the other hand did not look so welcoming. He downed the rest of his coffee while staring into each other’s’ eyes none of them saying anything.

“Where is Y/N?” Hyungwon finally asked the guy with a straight face.

“Who are you?” He asked back without answering and Hyungwon did his best to remember the guy’s name.

“Minhyung…. right?” He asks pointing at him with furrowed brows.

“Close guess but I am Minhyuk.” He answers. “How do you know?”

“You were the guy who called me cute.” Hyungwon replies calmly and Minhyuk’s eyes widen while his jaw drops.

“CUTE DELIVERY BOY! I did not recognize you without your outfit… why are you looking for Y/N?” He asks wiggling his eyebrows. Hyungwon is already annoyed by him but he takes a deep breath before answering.

“She didn’t make an order today so I came to check on her.” He says and Mihyuk steps aside to let him in. Hesitantly he walks in the small room that he only got to see from the outside.

“She is in her room… she caught a cold.” He says motioning towards a door at the end of a small corridor. “Make yourself at home.” He says while he heads towards Y/N’s bedroom to call her. Hyungwon hesitantly takes of his long jacket and walks to the kitchen taking out the ramen and the sweets he bought.

“Hyungwon?” A familiar voice asks smoothly and quietly. When he looks up he finds Y/N rolled up in a blanket with her hair all messy in her pjs. Hyungwon smiles and puts the kettle on to make some ramen. “What are you doing?”

“Cooking. You didn’t order anything today so I thought you might be hungry… besides you shouldn’t be living on pizza, no matter how tempting it sounds.” Hyungwon giggles as he prepares the food. “It is clearly not good for your health.” He points at your runny nose with a smile. You hop on a bar chair as you watch his delicate movements to make you some warm soup.

“You are an angel.” You speak up leaning on your arms for support feeling your head getting heavier. 

“No, I am really not and I am not exactly the best cook either but I try.” He giggles as he stirs the soup. The sweet and spicy smell already fills up the room making you hungry instantly.

“Here.” He hands you a bowl when he is finished and takes one for himself just as well. You take a bite as he sits down in front of you. The amazing flavor already makes you melt and warms you up. “How is it?”

“It’s really good! You can be my personal chef from now on.” You answer and he giggles smoothly.

“I will think about this amazing offer, but I already have a job.” Hyungwon replies.

“Do I smell ramen?” Minhyuk slowly and cautiously walks out of his room smelling around like a dog searching for food. 

“Yeah… help yourself.” Hyungwon replies pointing at the soup and Minhyuk not wasting his chance quickly get a big bowl of ramen for himself.

“You know what Y/N… he is cute and he can cook… I guess you should really keep him.” Minhyuk says slurping on the soup.

“Goodbye Minhyuk, go and study.” You groan tiredly and Minhyuk smiles at you before leaving the two of you alone. “I am sorry about him.”

“Well he is not wrong… I’m actually cute and I can delivery pizza plus cook ramen so… I would keep myself too.” He says with a smirk and you elbow him in his side. “HEY! Stop hurting the chef… what I am saying is that maybe we should meet up more often… and with less pizza. What do you think?”

“I will think about the pizza part but I would like to.” You answer and Hyungwon smiles at you sweetly before turning back to his ramen.

Cute little prompts~