#he'd cure me

[acid--inside]

where's that post abt hungry bellies. yeah.

[fbfh]

Had to take this to the professional 🫡

We need more dad tony stark content (literally anything you got)

Literally starving

Thank you 😌

thank you for giving me more excuses to talk about this. Tony is such a good fucking dad in general, but he's especially great when you get sick. if you're in new york, he probably notices cause you're not up as early as usual. idk where this came from, but I can hear him clear as day walking into your room and smoothing your hair to wake you up, saying

"Hey pumpkin, sun's out." you only grunt in response, but it's not your usual sassy I don't wanna wake up grunt. It sounds softer, like you actually can't get up yet.

"You feeling okay?" before you can answer, he's totally on it. "jarvis, run a vital scan."

He rolls you over onto your back so he can look at you. you look... pale. you don't have the usual vibrance to your skin, it's gray and faded. you look like if you weren't lying down, you'd pass out. Your eyes are puffy and watery, your lips are chapped. You're not yourself. While Jarvis runs a diagnostic scan on your vitals, Tony also gets to work. he carefully sticks a microneedling patch on your arm to check your blood - something Strange helped him whip up, among many other ways to monitor your health without all that clunky invasive hospital equipment - as Jarvis gives him the low down.

"Elevated body temperature of 101.3 degrees fahrenheit, swelling of the sinuses, elevated white blood count..." Jarvis rambles on and on while describing your simptoms, only interrupted by an agressive coughing fit.

"And a rather nasty productive cough."

You look up at him and try not to get teary, you know crying will just make you feel more dehydrated and achy.

"Dad... I don't feel good..."

He looks down at you so warmly, and with so much love.

"I know, kid."

He stands up, determined to do everything he can to kick this cold in record time.

"Alright, your schedule for the week is cleared." He cuts you off as you object. "Ah-bup-bup-bup. I don't want to hear it. You are officially on bedrest until further notice. Jarvis, order out for some of that soup we like, some cough drops, and popsicles."

He looks down at you.

"You want ice cream? What am I saying, of course you want ice cream. Jarvis, throw in a few pints of Stark raving hazelnuts and bunny tracks."

He grabs the remote for your tv, putting on your favorite movie and has dum-e wheel you in a box of tissues. He grabs some vaseline and cold medicine, along with a fresh cold water and your favorite flavor of sports drink.

"Now. I want you to lay back, I want you to stay cool, and I want you to get some rest. And you're a Stark, so staying cool should be no problem." He gives you a kiss on the forehead, then stands up to move all his work to stuff he can do at home, and tell Pepper to cancel or reschedule the rest so he can spend the rest of the day watching movies and tv shows with you between naps. You can hear him muttering to himself as he calls Steven over to come check on you. If you weren't so tired, you'd find it funny that the only person your dad trusts to be your family doctor is also a wizard.

"Can stop aliens from invading earth, I can make an arc reactor that can fit in the palm of my hand, how have we not cracked this cold and flu season thing yet?" he mutters, making a mental note to discuss it with the rest of the Avengers at the next team meeting. you drift off to sleep feeling a lot better than you did when you woke up, and thinking about debrief folders titled Avengers v. Rhinovirus.

[taydaq]

New hartbreak drawing on Y!Gallery (need an account to view certain content). I'm absolutely obsessed with Shawn wearing pink neck ribbons for Bret. 🩷🩷 Definitely expect more!!

*I'll need to put Shawn in pink colored rope shibari next... 💀

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

[gojuo]

there is not a single person on earth who can convince me that there wasn't a retcon happening concerning miquella's character (and his relationship with malenia) mid-development. no way.

[iz-star]

So, I finally got Zayne's End of Depths outfit and this is the first thing he says wearing this outfit? I'm officially gone 🥹❤️

[citrine-elephant]

hey! hey, down boy! down! get your fuckin' dog-

[pinacoladamatata]

"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

[honorablefrogs]

one of the most unhinged anti-gale takes i saw on tiktok was somebody making a video about how gale is the Worst Person Alive for not using wish to cure astarion of vampirism and that he is actively choosing to not save astarion over the course of the game

like babes, wish is a 9th level spell that you don't get until you're level 17. gale isn't selfish he's just level 12!

[eff-plays]

Astarion: Should I kill 7000 people to become evil as fuck and lose my ability to feel any joy and love, basically my soul?

Hiraeth: No that would be bad.

Astarion: Yeah you're probably right.

*post game*

Hiraeth: Should I kill my immediate and extended family to become a warlock of Mephistopheles? It's only like a few hundred people and will also cost me my soul.

Astarion:

[faunandfloraas]

No but actually coming from someone with fine wavy/curly hair who had some hair loss and lots of issue I really and truly wish I could sit down and talk with Chan because he really needs someone who understands curly hair to get him some products and show him what to do and he also needs to stop using heat. Like no straightening. No hair drying. Or at least very sparsely.

[nileart]

this started as a "I think ichi should dual class as a hero and a magical girl" joke but it got out of hand so uhm. arakawa family magical girl au noone asked for.

[wolveria]

Would… since 049 or Valens touched us and cured us of our cancer and pestilence, what about us with something like Diabetes? Would that also cure us or would he get my wonderful low blood sugar episodes lol.

I don't know, he hasn't tried yet 😂 I sure hope so, I would love him to cure all my autoimmune issues

[dreamtuna]

I still haven't got out of my christmas depression i think and i've just been in a horrible slump for the past 2 weeks i feel so drained and i'm only getting restless sleep and it sucks

so i haven't been around much or writing or anything like i'm out here just trying to get through the day i don't have time for much else lmao

idk i'm gonna try and shake it from today just go in strong but understanding of my limits wish me luck (i'll be back in 3 days to tell you all about how it didn't work)

[amandabe11man]

so me and my friend are onto season 4 of X-files now and we got to the csm-centric episode, right. and when he put the sniper rifle up from the window at the start I was like "whoa there. jfk assassination much?"-- and then the flashback starts and wouldn't you fucking know it, csm was the one who killed jfk??

this made me joke about how "what is he, the dark version of forrest gump or something? lmao" (ie. being present at a bunch of historical happenings), and then it seems like I was right because after that, he killed martin luther king too... aND TH E N towards the end, they make a fuckin forrest gump reference???

guys I think I'm finally becoming psychic

[mousegirlheart]

where's doctor gregory house when you need him