#he'd be so insufferable

[flannelepicurean]

See, I absolutely love this take, and I am all the way here for it.

HOWEVER. 😂

Gambit will be like, "I'm de king of thieves!!! 🤠" and LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE will be like, "...From inside that jail cell, homie? From the spot directly in front of the person you just stole that shit from? From the BROAD DAYLIGHT CAPER you are LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF, DOWN MAIN STREET???"

And he will just be like, "Somebody always come knockin' for Gambit, 😏😎😜," right before Rogue, or Storm, or like... LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE comes and smashes through the wall, or picks his ass up and flies away yelling at him, or takes off a bra (coin flip as to whose) and gives him the business, and he's like, "SEE? KING OF THIEVES!!! 🤠"

If Gambit had a gun, he would be THEEEEEEE most Rhinestone Cowboy Deputy Dipshit about it, because he has a chronic severe case of being Extra AF. That thing would be TACKY. And he'd be doing all kinds of moves with that shit, whipping the trench coat off his hip to do a quick draw with a couple backflips thrown in there because "De style points matter, mon ami!" but there are ZERO people holding up number cards when he sticks the landing. He would have so many trick shots, he would probably hold it sideways to shoot while Scott and Logan and LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE are like, "THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS," but it WOULD work, somehow, because it Looks Cool.

And he'd be insufferable about it. INSUFFERABLE. Solving problems with shooting like he solves crime rates with thieving. The only place to start is the edge of your seat, and the only way to go is UP, folks.

Gambit with a gun, babes. Imagine it with me. 😂🤣🤠🤸🏽‍♂️🙃

[demaparbat-hp]

Yoi is a babe 🫶

A diva, is what he is.

[on-leatheredwings]

dick's #1 tools in his yandere arsenal are gaslighting and lovebombing for sure... that trauma bond goes crazy (the actual definition)

[lanawinterscigarettes]

maybe it's just me but if I was one of the ninth doctor's companions and he introduced me to Jack and Rose I'd straight up be like "from the movie Titanic??" okay I'm sorry but 😭 that's all I'm thinking about when I picture the two of them

[bizarrelittlemew]

HI IDA I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR GIFFING RELAX I'M FROM THE FUTURE IT'S SO GOOD AND CASPER IS SO PERFECT AND I APPRECIATE SEEING HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE BEAUTIFULLY RENDERED ON MY DASH

(it's darcy forpiratereasons on main lol)

HI DARCY <333

you're more than welcome!! i love Casper so much he's the perfect amount of stupid, hot, pathetic, and cute 😌

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

the thing about chilshi is that i see it as super one-sided on chilchuck's part and that's some shit he's bringing to the grave with him

[wr-n]

bruh a man with neon clothes and commitment issues has more rizz than me

[unohanadaydreams]

To add to mayuri thoughts ? What if his crush was smarter then him and he would be so conflicted 😂

See, I don't think it would bother him THAT much, because Mayuri is a master at finding things he's better at than others. HOWEVER.

Mayuri knows Urahara is prolific and his discoveries will continue to eclipse Mayuri's. So he swivels to say 'well, Kisuke Urahara is entirely unsuited to the Seireitei and his genius is tainted by his garish, mortal focus on making things appealing.'

So I don't think it would actually matter how accomplished the person he likes is, he would find something to bring them down a peg on ESPECIALLY if their expertise is in the same field as his.

Now, that being said, I don't think he would hate someone being smarter than him, he's just going to be annoying about it because at his core he's a huge show off who always needs to have an edge on someone or he throws a fit (silently or otherwise).

It's clear he appreciates competence in the people around him and those who he has the closest relationships with in canon are people with a fuck ton of know how and sway.

Mayuri with a fellow braggart would be so insufferable for everyone around them but I'm sure they'd have fun with it (I fucking would, I'd PAY to see that shit). And someone who pretends they're dumb would absolutely piss him off the most because he fucking KNOWS they're not he fucking KNOWS that why are they acting like they're stupid, why even bother pretending when he KNO--.

But mostly I think he would be good with it, because he'd get to pull off a complicated dissection with someone and then kiss that person over a purposefully mangled body like he should be so lucky!

[desperatepleasures]

begging and pleading my cat to actually cuddle with me instead of just leaping onto my windowsill to drink his Window Water and then immediately leaving

[pizzapasta23045]

Honestly though can we talk about the fact that living as Al Haitham's sugar baby/housewife would not be all that it's propped up to be.

[moe-broey]

Only cunt remains....

[tiredassmage]

For Leo - battery percentage asks - 65%

[battery-percentage themed asks]

65%. How'd they get along with their parents and/or other relatives?

OH, I ACTUALLY HAVE NEW THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS ONE! That I'll also take your thoughts on!

First of all, starting on the semi-more common knowledge of Leo is that Leo didn't get along with either of his parents, lol. Mostly he butted heads with his father, Vorza, but if I'm recalling correctly, his mother was also one of the high-society types we said, and Leo was just never very comfortable in those kind of scenes. There were probably plenty of parties attended where Leo, frankly, couldn't stop messing with the collar of his shirt because it felt scratchy and at least metaphorically suffocating to have to play pleasantries with a bunch of people they only half-knew, at best, or barely knew of at times.

His mother never approved very highly of him either, but Vorza is the one that voiced most of it. Mother's looks were only ever silent, sharply-lined frowns framed by a crooked brow and thick, vibrant lipstick, but Father's disappointment and wrath was always cutting and towering over him. Vorza I think delivered most of his reprimands and... had a bit of a heavy-handed involvement in what expectations Leo grew up with. Be polite, fall in line, behave himself, cut the backtalk, and, eventually, of course, the frustrations that this wasn't hard for his older sister and younger brother to understand, so what made Leo so hardheaded?

So, you can imagine family gatherings and outings were far from Leo's favorite thing. And while I've been chatting with another friend lately, I've also found myself amused Leo and one of my agents, Alucren, must've come out of the same place design-wise for me and I need to stop teasing Tyr about his interest in people with black hair, is kind of the short of it, lol. But long overall story short, I remember bemusement that Leo's the only dark haired kid in the line-up if I recall correctly, so I might've started joking Leo and Alucren might be cousins because ironically they're also exactly the same age. Which has been really amusing to entertain, so I may have found more relations for our kids, if you're down. xD

Because it also implies something really interesting for Alucren and kinda. patches up something I haven't quite worked out for him and that's... that I know, theoretically, Alucren had a positive relationship with his own parents and his three older sisters, but he also refuses to tell me absolutely anything about his parents, so there's nothing particularly conflicting in that potential family-tie. Alucren's family is just heavily involved in domestic projects for the Empire; Alucren's parents were likely either high-profile donors and regular visitors to a number of Kaasi Imperial history and arts museums, or potentially held positions there themselves - and the further back generations and some of the extended family surely did.

Anyway, the capstone of really why this amuses me so much is frankly Leo and Alucren wouldn't get along at face value, lol. Plainly, Leo would think Alucren's an ass (and he'd be at least somewhat correct) and Alucren would share in the majority of Leo's family's disdain for his... [gestures] disorganization? Lack of patriotism for their fine Empire? All I'm saying is that if they are related, they've been dropped at the side of a room by their parents and told to play nice and both of them grimaced deeply about having to put up with one another and Alucren has a by-miles better social poker face than Leo ever did.

And neither of them would be particularly impressed by the other's life trajectory since then. Leo would find him sketchy on principle for being recruited to Imperial Intelligence and Alucren would find some way to make a cutting insult out of course you'd end up a galactic criminal. Family, right? xD

[bumblingbabooshka]

’Cause it’s my problem if I want to pack up and run away It’s my problem, it’s my problem if I feel I need to hide And it’s my problem if I have no friends and feel I want to die

[ereborne]

Song of the Day: December 22

"Until Olympius Returns" by The Mountain Goats

[sydmarch]

instead of going to bed i'm ranking disco elysium characters by where they'd fall on my blunt rotation

[brionysea]

me when there's still a "mike wheeler is good and strong and brave, actually" moment in my mike stays in hawkins fic but it comes from dustin