#he'd be so insufferable

[toonybrin]

Emmrook baby, because I said so ♡

[teddybeartoji]

while royalty!mickey and knight!sae is a very fun thing......... prince!sae and knight!mickey is on another level😭😭😭😭😭

[king-spite]

so it seems the poppy war has become my absolute favorite series so ofc i'm losing my mind comparing every scene with my other favorite series (red queen) and making an unfathomable amount of headcanons

[roboyomo]

idk. have been thinking about the azrael and yi ha-neul duo today.

[mymanyfandomramblings]

rip matt tholomule, you would have loved gen alpha brainrot slang

[demonwebs-a]

i need to add verses but i'm literally the laziest person on tumblr

[on-leatheredwings]

dick's #1 tools in his yandere arsenal are gaslighting and lovebombing for sure... that trauma bond goes crazy (the actual definition)

[tearlessrain]

this has unearthed a childhood memory because I grew up right around the era when all pixar movies had a menu where you could select widescreen or full frame depending on the type of tv you had. we did not have a widescreen tv. it was a little boxy one. but my dad always insisted on selecting widescreen and it always annoyed me because it cut off like a third of the movie for no reason other than my dad thinking it looked more Cinematic™ on our small square screen.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

the thing about chilshi is that i see it as super one-sided on chilchuck's part and that's some shit he's bringing to the grave with him

[lanawinterscigarettes]

maybe it's just me but if I was one of the ninth doctor's companions and he introduced me to Jack and Rose I'd straight up be like "from the movie Titanic??" okay I'm sorry but 😭 that's all I'm thinking about when I picture the two of them

[bizarrelittlemew]

HI IDA I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR GIFFING RELAX I'M FROM THE FUTURE IT'S SO GOOD AND CASPER IS SO PERFECT AND I APPRECIATE SEEING HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE BEAUTIFULLY RENDERED ON MY DASH

(it's darcy forpiratereasons on main lol)

HI DARCY <333

you're more than welcome!! i love Casper so much he's the perfect amount of stupid, hot, pathetic, and cute 😌

[mixtapedoh]

✩⡱ spotify wrapped writing event !

it's the most insufferable time of the year for people like me ♡

🎧🎙️💀— send me any idol from the groups i actively follow & a number from 1-100 and i will go to my spotify wrapped and write you a headcanon set or drabble with the accompanying ~ mystery song vibes~

all writing will be posted beginning the last two weeks of december!

available numbers are under the cut ♡

1-9 available 10 & dino (svt) 11-24 available 25 & jeonghan (svt) 26-46 available 47 & dk (svt) 48-100 available

[medicinemane]

There's honestly... just so many people, just so so so so so many people in this world where I'm like... aren't you people tired of this fucking... you know, I was going to call them clowns but that's really disrespectful to clowns, these people could never get their face on an egg...

Anyway, aren't you tired of this childish jackass? Don't you just want to ignore them and never have to hear about them again? If we just ignored them they legitimately would go away... don't you want that?

And this applies to... just ungodly amounts of people, from jake paul to even elon musk (just... don't touch his shit, he'll run out of money eventually with how bad he is with it), to just... name an annoying famous person and you'll name someone I've literally forgotten right now that I could never have to hear about again if people would just ignore them (unless they committed crimes, investigators are welcome to pay attention while gathering a case)

Yet the answer's always "no, we're paying so much attention to them!" and I'm just like... why? Why would you watch jake paul box? I heard about that and was like "he's still doing that shit?", and yet I guess it made a lot of money yet again and it's just like... ignore him

These people could go away, and yet

[wr-n]

bruh a man with neon clothes and commitment issues has more rizz than me

[unohanadaydreams]

To add to mayuri thoughts ? What if his crush was smarter then him and he would be so conflicted 😂

See, I don't think it would bother him THAT much, because Mayuri is a master at finding things he's better at than others. HOWEVER.

Mayuri knows Urahara is prolific and his discoveries will continue to eclipse Mayuri's. So he swivels to say 'well, Kisuke Urahara is entirely unsuited to the Seireitei and his genius is tainted by his garish, mortal focus on making things appealing.'

So I don't think it would actually matter how accomplished the person he likes is, he would find something to bring them down a peg on ESPECIALLY if their expertise is in the same field as his.

Now, that being said, I don't think he would hate someone being smarter than him, he's just going to be annoying about it because at his core he's a huge show off who always needs to have an edge on someone or he throws a fit (silently or otherwise).

It's clear he appreciates competence in the people around him and those who he has the closest relationships with in canon are people with a fuck ton of know how and sway.

Mayuri with a fellow braggart would be so insufferable for everyone around them but I'm sure they'd have fun with it (I fucking would, I'd PAY to see that shit). And someone who pretends they're dumb would absolutely piss him off the most because he fucking KNOWS they're not he fucking KNOWS that why are they acting like they're stupid, why even bother pretending when he KNO--.

But mostly I think he would be good with it, because he'd get to pull off a complicated dissection with someone and then kiss that person over a purposefully mangled body like he should be so lucky!

[blorboresidue]

begging and pleading my cat to actually cuddle with me instead of just leaping onto my windowsill to drink his Window Water and then immediately leaving