#he’s your son regulus no son of mine would assault their aunt Minnie like this
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youre gonna look at him and tell him hes wrong?! Haz, my man, youre onto smth here bedtime is a fucking crisis
james: thanks to remus, my kid has started cursing
remus: what?
james: last night, harry referred to bedtime as "a fucking crisis"
#regulus i dont fucking swear black#james who the fuck do you think i am i wouldn’t fucking swear around a fucking child potter#remus is just the one that teaches harry the creative insults#sirius james regulus and peter swear enough to teach the wee tyke the entire dictionary of cursing#pandora is the one who teaches 2yo harry about the concept of a swear jar for the adults#in less than a month haz has made enough off his dads and their friends to bankroll an entire little leagues quidditch team#he even got his aunt Minnie with it once#scared the fuck out of poor aunt minnie and made her spill hot tea on her hand#evil little shithead knew exactly what he was doing because he didn’t waste a second before shoving that blasted swear jar into her face#james just looks at regulus and is mortified#he’s your son regulus no son of mine would assault their aunt Minnie like this#I feel like the swear jar evolves into the cigarette jar when Harry is older and start bagging on his dads to stop smoking#which eventually escalates into harry stalking everyone around trying to catch them when they sneak off for a fag
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