#he’s such a dweeb

[philtrashnumberunus]

i was having trouble envisioning this

until I remembered that this guy

is also this guy

[heavnlyhetfield]

STOP IT OLD MAN BEFORE I KISS YOU

[ln4wins]

landonorris: Ball is life 🏖️

[attic-club-sandwich]

But Mammon, I thought what we had was special 😭

[enidoffline]

Started annotating the secret history today in school and got about 5-6 pages in since classes are shortened because we dismiss about an hour early for the first week. So far all I’ve written down is how lame Richard is

[aardappel-van-mijn-oog]

I actually take my bf to the botanical gardens regularly. We have one called De Hortus Botanicus here in Amsterdam and we love looking at all the cacti in the Desert Room and the carnivorous plants in the Jungly Room (not official names by the way).

My favourite thing that ever happened there was when he saw this:

And then immediately said, “Wren look! Green energy!”

Goddamn I love him so much :3

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

[trisarahtops-sketches]

Somewhere in an alternate alternate universe...

[ossiethegreat]

killer being a stupid ugly theater kid

Color belongs to superyoumna

Killer belongs to rahafwabas

[cubbihue]

Hey if Hazel, Dev, and the gang play DnD, what do you think they would play as.... and how who would be the fortunate(or unfortunate) DM?

When I was 10, my older brother would play massive D&D campaigns in the living room. He tried teaching me the mechanics but it was too much and too boring for my small brain. Instead, I was far more fascinated with things like Warrior Cats.

Apparently Warrior Cats has a d&d game though. So. The kids would all play that instead!

Dev would eventually be roped into joining. Mainly because when you're sitting with a table of kids doing storytelling, you end up getting very invested, and very frustrated when they make the very wrong choices!!!

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[oyasumire]

since a second wave of toshiro hate has hit the towers thanks to the latest dunmeshi episode, I just wanna say it’s pretty odd and very telling how so many white fans who have waxed poetic about the intricacies of race relations between different species in this series cannot stop talking about how much toshiro sucks as if coming from a different country with different customs that directly influence how you behave just to have an overfamiliar white boy be casually racist, butcher your name, and treat you like an exotic specimen isn’t a good enough reason to dislike someone

like I know autism gets more sympathy than real life, non fantasy related racism from yall and that’s why everyone is rallying in defense of laios so hard but can we put our thinking caps on for 2 minutes 😭

[reunitedinterlude]

the 2019-2020 (dan and) phil secret project

april 2019 | july 2019 | august 2019 | january 2020 (1, 2) | february 2020 (1, 2) | april 2021

[toovaeloe]

Gojo would fuck you completely boneless with you folded like he’s trying some kind of human origami technique

and then not even a full minute after completely blowing both your brains clear out your heads, while hes lowering your legs down from where your knees practically touch either side of your head,

he’d do some goofy dorky shit like grabbing the undersides of both your calves near your ankles to move them back and forth with some “doo, doo, doo,” sound effect like machine control levers. because this mf cannot be serious to save his life

(kick him)

[dustsculptures]

love yourself or face steven’s knife

@kintsugi-tigerstripes earrings

[boltlightning]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006) ➢ mastering the blade: jack davenport

[crocodilenjoyer]

wait omg is this an op party panel. i need to see it posthaste

with how much the universe loves to make law its personal punching bag i occasionally forget what he’s like when he’s actually enjoying himself, which generally seems to land somewhere on a scale of “smugly Up To Something” to “petty vindictive bastard”

[literalite]

a new loser tboy has entered the arena