#he’s so goofy I love him

[drinkabletoxicdishsoap]

who is this DIVA 💜

[soulless-bleach]

If you're still looking for Bleach screenshots to redraw, may I request Hisagi? He has lots of goofy and cool shots to choose from.

Or, perhaps a shiny Zaraki? Only if any of that appeals to you! Thank you!

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCREENSHOT THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF IT ANSJSJKAKA

[moonpascal]

BEN BARNES INSTAGRAM STORY II AUGUST 18

[metaphoricallymagpie]

Guess what I was doing instead of being productive in study hall?

[littleknowingsart]

“Don’t die on me yet”

[bumblecrisp]

voila

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

Well okay then

[beeblesstuff]

Bug

[killerqueenhetfield]

[daretobeking]

Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Happy Holidays

[wideminded-dreamer]

Why does this man type like a fucking thesaurus 😭💀

[florentz]

last time i played through pathologic 2 i took note of every single time the game gave me an option to make sure people knew artemy was a surgeon or a doctor

so

here you guys go, in case you were wondering how many times the game makes it obvious you are one, during my second full run of the game

SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT!!!

artemy “i’m a surgeon” burakh

day 12(prologue)

“i’m not just any civilian, i’m a doctor”

to Alexander Block

“artemy burakh, surgeon”

to Alexander Block

DAY 1

“you are artemy burakh, a surgeon”

- intro card

+ at least once to the fellow traveler

“you don’t need to lecture me, boy. i’m a surgeon”

to Lika (doghead at the train station)

“i don’t need it. i’m a doctor, remember?”

to Beak (train station executor)

“i’m a surgeon. a good one, too”

to The Bachelor (in rubins apartment)

“i’m a doctor. what’s the issue?”

to Ace (kid outside rubins apartment)

“actually, i’m a surgeon too, now. that’s why i went away, to study”

to Whistler (outside rubins apartment)

“i’m a surgeon. it’s like a butcher, but with a sharper knife”

to Dandy (in the soul-and-a- halves fortress)

“let me patch them up. i am a surgeon, after all. are your men still here?”

to Bad Grief (inside grief’s warehouse)

“everyone does. trust me, i’m a surgeon”

to Lara Ravel (at the shelter)

“sort of. i’m a surgeon”

to The Changeling (at the shelter)

“[i’m] a doctor. from bad grief. tell me what happened”

to Shiner (piecework questline)

“i’m a surgeon. it’s part of my job”

to Andrey Stamatin (at the broken heart)

DAY 1 SUMMARY

“i’m a surgeon”

9 times

“i’m a doctor”

3 times

total day 1:

13 times

(15 if you count prologue)

DAY 2

“of course not. i’m a surgeon”

to Capella (at the lump)

“artemy burakh. a doctor”

to Yulia Lyuricheva (at the lump)

“am i banned because i’m a doctor? i should be free to do whatever i want”

to Manager (outside town hall)

DAY 2 SUMMARY

“i’m a surgeon”

1 time

“i’m a doctor”

2 times

total day 2:

3 times

DAY 3

“you’re mistaken, pal. i’m not a worker. i’m a doctor”

to Worker (outside the lump)

“you’re not a doctor, khetey. i am”

to Aspity (outside soul-and-a-halves’ fortress)

“artemy burakh. surgeon”

to Eva Yan (at the stillwater)

“i’m a doctor. i need the full picture”

to Big Vlad (in the town hall)

“i’m a surgeon. and a damn good one”

to Bachelor (in the town hall)

“quiet now… i’m a doctor”

to Anna Angel (at the willows)

“i’m a doctor. microbes run from me like the devil from a holy flame”

to Anna Angel (at the willows)

“i’m a doctor, making my rounds. do as i tell you. there is an epidemic in town”

to Anna Angel (at the willows)

DAY 3 SUMMARY

“i’m a surgeon”

2 times

“i’m a doctor”

6 times

total day 3:

8 times

DAY 4

“i’m not a butcher. i’m a surgeon”

to Kayura (outside town hall)

SUMMARY DAY 4

“i’m a surgeon”

1 time

“i am a doctor”

——

total day 4:

1 time

DAY 5

“i don’t know. i’m a surgeon”

to Victor Kain (at the crucible)

“because i’m a doctor and i said so. look at the light and let me examine your pupils”

to Murky (outside a pharmacy in the tanners district)

“no. it’s just that you have exeperience with this. you’re a scientist. i’m a surgeon”

to The Bachelor (at the stillwater)

SUMMARY DAY 5

“i’m a surgeon”

2 times

“i’m a doctor”

1 time

total day 5

3 times

DAY 6

“i’m a doctor. i’m here to check up on you”

to Maria Kaina (at the crucible)

“[i’m] a doctor”

to Maria Kaina (at the crucible)

“no. i’m a different kind of surgeon”

to Measly (at the train station)

SUMMARY DAY 6

“i’m a surgeon”

1 time

“i’m a doctor”

2 times

total day 6:

3 times

DAY 7

“i’m not a digger, either. i’m a surgeon”

to The Bachelor (inside town hall)

“let me see your wound. i’m a surgeon”

to Foreman Oyun (in shekhen)

“i’m a doctor, not a murderer”

to Foreman Oyun (inside Isidors’ house)

SUMMARY DAY 7

“i’m a surgeon”

2 times

“i’m a doctor”

1 time

total day 7:

3 times

DAY 8

———

nothing

DAY 9

“[i’m] a doctor”

to Soldier (at the bridge square)

“i’m a surgeon. artemy burakh”

to Alexander Block (at the town hall)

“i’m a doctor who’s making a cure for this plague”

to Alexander Block (at the town hall)

“burakh, doctor. at your service”

to Alexander Block (at the town hall)

^alternate responses for same dialogue

“artemy burakh, doctor”

to Manager (at the town hall)

“[i’m] a surgeon from the hospital. i came to get my pay”

to Manager (at the town hall)

“[i’m] an emshen”

(technically means doctor)

to Blood-Kin (inside the abattoir)

SUMMARY DAY 9

“i’m a surgeon”

2 times

“i’m a doctor”

4 times

bonus +1 for “i’m an emshen”

total day 9:

7 times

DAY 10

“i’m a surgeon, not a diagnostician”

to Aglaya Lilich (at the cathedral)

“artemy burakh, doctor. where’s general block?”

to Officer (at the town hall)

“i’m a doctor. let me examine the general”

to Officer (at the town hall)

“you paper-pusher… wake up! i’m a doctor!”

to Officer (at the town hall)

“i’m a doctor”

to Sentry (outside the theatre)

“i’m a doctor. sanitary inspection. any infected among you?”

to Officer (the steppe- only if you choose to escape with aglaya)

DAY 10 SUMMARY

“i’m a surgeon”

1 time

“i’m a doctor”

5 times

total day 10:

6 times

DAY 11

“calm down, officer. i’m a doctor too”

to Loyalist (at the train station)

“this is beyond me. i’m a doctor, responsible for the town. it is in agony, but something can still be saved”

to Boddho’s Murmur (outside the broken heart pub)

SUMMARY DAY 11

“i’m a surgeon”

———

“i’m a doctor”

2 times

total day 11:

2 times

DAY 12 - DIURNAL ENDING ONLY

“no, vlad. i’m a doctor, not a manager. my job is different”

to Vlad the Younger (at the cape)

SUMMARY DAY 12

“i’m a surgeon”

———

“i’m a doctor”

1 time

total day 12:

1 time

SUMMARY:

“i’m a surgeon”

22 times

“i’m a doctor”

28 times

TOTAL:

50 times (+2)

average 4 times every day

[jelly-frog-boi]

I swear I’m normal.

I haven’t seen a bed in six days.

[colleenispunk]

gotta be one of my favorite pictures of him

[coyging]

[unnerving-presence]

wesker’s smirk when he charges up his power is my new favorite thing