#he’s so fawking fine omg

[jjunieworld]

leaving these here

YOURE SO SICK WHY WOULD YOU SEND THESE TO ME YOU KNOW IM HAVING A ROUGH TIME PICKING A BIAS LINE😭😭

[screampied]

Vegas, oml. I'm rewatching Assassination's Classroom and excuse me for the things I'm about to say. But Karasuma?! I NEED HIM BAD! WHY IS HE SO.. UGHHHH!! You know he can (and probably would) easily pick you up and go to poundtown. Omg.. a foursome with him, Toji, and Yami all dominating? Tbh.. Karasuma's wife is fine too 😩. Nvm. TAKE MY PHONE 😭! I apologize for ranting over Karasuma once again 🫣

(Two pics and a gif for ppl who don't know him)

assassination classroom is one of my fav animes stop it now ✋

oooooh that ending broke me. KARASUMA HELLL YEAHHHHHHH. him n irina >>> his shirtless scenes oh i couldn’t take it 🧍‍♀️. i almost don’t even recognize him it’s been so long FAWK

a foursome is crazy ????? TOJI YAMI N KARASUMA ?????? yeah our holes are done. my type 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ urrrrgghh now i wanna rewatch

[junkratsjunkertown]

Omg I love your writing sm!!

*ahem*

If it's not too much trouble, could I get some Queen and junkrat (preferably poly but if you don't write poly, separate is fine) sfw dating headcanons with a super soft and sweet s/o?

Gn or male s/o pls :)

Anyway, take care of yourself and have a great day/night <3

Sure. I’d love to. Have a great day/night too. Sorry, this took so long. Junker Queen's real name is Odessa "Dez" Stone, Junkrat's real name is Jamison Fawkes, and Roadhog's real name is Mako Rutledge.

Attracted To Junkers

Junker Queen x Junkrat x Male Reader

All three of you call each other Drongo when one or two of you does something dumb or idiotic

You guys spend the night in either your room or Odessa's room since you all respect Mako's boundaries

Mako usually drops Jamison at one of your rooms when he needs a break from the loud Junker

Odessa likes to be the big spoon and Jamison likes to be the little spoon

You are quite alright being the one stuck in the middle when all of you wanna spoon while cuddling

Jamison will do a little firework show for every anniversary

Odessa is protective of you and Jamison

If anyone bullies or threatens you Jamison and Odessa will find them and torture them the Junker way

Meaning Odessa uses her knife and axe, while Jamison uses bombs and other explosives

Mako does love hanging out with all three of you

Especially since you are the quietest out in your relationship

You and Mako talk about random things especially Pachimari

You and Mako buy each other Pachimari-related things that remind you of your friend

You also buy Pachimari stuff for Dessa and Jamie

Movie night is a must

Whether it be a horror movie or a comedy

Just no Rom Com movies

You three have photos of the other two in your wallets

And photos of all three of you or of the other two and Mako hanging in each others rooms

[01zfan]

cracking my knuckles ok thought long and hard about my 01zfan top 5 list (i have so much time on my hands now post grad LOL),, this was so hard to consolidate into just 5

1. understanding my faith: the religious imagery and the sinful subversion of such metaphors nobody’s doing it like you 😭 i remember reading pt 2 for the first time and feeling like my world shifted on its axis good lord

2. your birthday: and where are the eunseok girlz at. i fawking love this one bc eunseok is put in his place lowkey in like an endearing way. big fan of him being a needy ass man subtly written through him wanting to move in together, visiting u at campus, etc. idk what it is but this piece is so magical to me like when he’s almost jawslacked to see yn in lingerie 😭

3. trigger finger: if tf has no fans then i’m dead. “i’m better than that” “he’s captivated by the way you dumbly nod your head”, the overstimulation, and so on and so forth. i think We All™️ love the idea of down bad sungchan flipping a switch out of nowhere!!! the aftercare…i will combust

4. savior: idk how the filming/crew industry works but if you ever had to submit any of your pieces as a résumé of some sorts it would 100% be this one!!! this was truly otherworldly and the imagery intertwined with religion to explore both sexuality and guilt wow wow chefs kiss

5. miss you more: the details in this my god. picking at the bed sheets. the memories. eunseok trying to steal a glance the whole time. “i think i was made for you” PEOPLE DIED BFNSHDHBSJS…. this was every bit heart wrenching as it was optimistic

honorable mentions: bike peg (her crown tipped just a bit right after i finished miss you more but this one still eats),, three’s a crowd (started getting into my fujo bag after challengers), the whole sacrilegious series again just love the themes of temptation and exploration of sexuality in vastly different ways, and how you portray it bc tbh a lot of people just write “lol sex in a church” for the sake of writing like a sexy religious bastardization piece which is fine but this series has so much depth and rich emotions i would fawking love to see each piece as its own separate episode in an anthology like omg?????

OMGGGG I WAS WAITING TO SEE YOUR TOP FIVE. our lists are kinda similar you just get my eunseok fics like this man is a big softie no one understands…also i remember vividly seeing you reblog umf with your tags and i was like yeah maybe this IS really good. ALSO TRIGGER FINGER BRAHHHHH sometimes i go back and reread that one just for funsies. thank you for supporting the sacrilegious series so much im glad you enjoyed it as much as i liked writing it😭 i really appreciate you🫂🫂🫂❤️ my fujo sister🫂🫂

[mutsky]

century of love ep3&4 running commentary

-the fact that he can turn into a kid kills me and the fact that were all ok with this for some reason even the thieves are like yeah he turns into a kid lets kill him is crazy

-is he gonna pocket the egg?

-this show gets stupider every second

-3 generations of chismosas

-"even if the pain kills me i wont marry him" fujo goddess: fine die then

-shes getting her yaoi one way or another

-it sucks that he couldnt go to school despite his grades ...

-crazy unromantic marriage proposal

-"id never fancy you" your wet dreams say otherwise

-you are terrible but marry me

-grandma doesnt give a fuck shes so cute

-aww i love their relationship

-her qipao is so pretty

-ugh we hate you uncle

-he brought a best man so cute

-the goddess is producing the fawk out of this yaoi

-a dowry omg

-how did peepaw get here

-yeah so about that

-so we are just gonna skim past the fact HE GOT SHOT IN THE ARM?

-grandma is so cute

-idk if im vibing with the show being both sad and having the dumbest plot points of all time and worst i dont find it funny like if the ridiculous parts at least had a joke intertwined

anyway onto ep 4

-wdym what do you want thate your husband

-all hes gonna find is like bird memorabilia

-yeah no denying that

-i love how the ring does not fit wads finger they obviously had it sized for wee

-but first a word from our sponsors

-chekovs thai bl toothpaste

-goddess you have to give him more pain .. for the yaoi

-the door was just open...

-oh that makes sense

-ugh here we go

-the year is 2024 sister

-hes about to call him a slut for being bisexual

-not here telling him about the wet dream shes SICK

-terrible rizz

-sorta wanna see grandpa topped

-sorry that was uncouth

-naked ??

-ok the humor is finally picking up

-is that helping you pray away the gay king?

-taking that as a resounding no

-come on nails

-i reallyyyyy wanna see grandpa topped

-grandpa has canonically seen naruto?

-"hes a demon luring me into heterosexuality"

-hes just carrying it around like that? when people are actively trying to steal it?

-wait its the actor from naughty babe yis sexy dad

-whys peepaw wearing acid wash jeans

-oh my god did he just find the stone ???

-oh thats bad

-ohhh jealousy next week yippee

i think ep 4 was much stronger than ep 3 ok thank you

[cxhleel108]

S7 Thots for this week: Oh god…

• I will in fact not be giving “us” a chance Vicky I’m so sorry.

• “There’s a him-shaped space in my bed and there’s a him-shaped space in my heart”…GIRRRLLLLL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I already made a post about this quote alone but omg thinking about it again has got me crying. Someone please come get this bitch.

• I know I said my MC was gon keep it classy with Willow but both her AND I have had enough of Willow flapping her gums so best believe I chose to read her ass for filth when they let us.

• Gee I wonder what it is…

• *Gasp* REALLY??? YOU DONT SAY🫨🫨🫨

• Fusebox…CAN BITCHES JUST BE BISEXUAL TO BE BISEXUAL LIKE WTF??? They always pull this dumb shit like either you only want the boys or you only want the girls it’s never TRULY an option to choose both. Most of the time if I’m making my MCs bi it’s just for character building purposes so when I’m being forced to hear Bonnie declare her love for me 20 times each volume when I don’t want her you’d see why I’d be irritated.

• So apparently, after gathering info from other peoples posts, we coulda been having this convo with our original love interest and we coulda snuck out to the daybeds and did the nasty with them pulling our hair and shit if we chose the “Travis/Evan/OG LI” option. The way this makes no sense my god. This goes back to the point I just made like y’all don’t know what the fuck y’all doinnnnnnn!

• Omg she’s so embarrassing I can’t do this anymore😭😭😭

• While I’m mad I didn’t sneak down there with Bryson, seeing her lil pussy ass get absolutely nothing from him never fails to make me laugh.

• Uma getting all the girls to leave by pretending to gush about Alex…she ate that.

• I love Daphne (Sorry Raf romancers).

• Time to talk about outfits!🤩

• Fusebox let the stars go like good lord😭

• Ignoring that aspect, this is cute.

• Now THIS is what I want to see more of! Yes!

• Ok Willow being an embarrassing and obsessive ass bitch was funny at first but now it’s just annoying. Does she have any other hobby besides keeping MC’s nuts in her mouth?

• Now, onto this lame ass movie night.

• First of all, I guess I yet again need to clarify that I want nothing to do with Bonnie or her Ellen Degeneres haircut. Second of all, even if my character chose to give her the time of day…Vicky why the hell do you give a fuck??? You weren’t even here when these clips happened and once again I DID NOT CHOOSE YOU!

• Evan don't stick up for me like that baby I'm liable to put this thang on you😩

• In a shocking twist that nobody expected, Willow started talking shit and immediately shut up because her tea got clocked. I honestly gotta applaud her tenacity.

• Bryson’s confession over us uggghhh so cute😍

• Travis saying that Uma was hotter than Bonnie unprovoked was so rude😭😭😭 At the same time tho…did he lie?😶

• Alex is such a hypocrite. He knew damn well he was bout to fawk Estelle on that goddamn terrace before she left.

• Omg Uma said the casa girls needa make sure that they get to the villa😱😱😱 They grasping for straws tryna make up drama like obviously she’s gonna prioritize getting to the villa that’s literally the whole point.

• #Raphne lives on yesssss!

• Evan asking us on a date…WHY IS HE DOING THIS TO ME?????😫😫😫😫😫

• Outfit time again!🤩

• Ok I love love looooove all these options. The ONLY problem I have is with the choker necklace on the green dress like that needs to go. Other than that these are sooooooo cute.

• *Sigh* Why is Evan literally perfect lol🙃

• It’s not even the fact that he’s fine as hell and his personality is chef’s kiss but the way he’s not suffocating us with the fact that he likes us (Some other people should take notes😕). Lemme not speak too soon tho cuz they still have time to ruin him💔

• I am not kidding, when I replay this season I am grafting on him so hard with NO FUCKING HESITATION.

• I was so tempted to flirt with him just to piss off Vicky and Bonnie cuz why are y’all staring??? GET OUT OF MY BUSINESS!

• FINALLY! FUCKING FINALLY!

• I legit thought they were going to have us go through this entire volume without getting alone time with our OG LI and I was finna be so pissed.

• Not gonna lie tho…having sex in the middle of the living room where anyone could just walk in is kinda insane😭

• Where was I at Willow? Oh, I was just giving “your man” the time of his life😁

• Calling it now we’re not actually gonna get to sleep with who we want.

• Girl where tf did they get a whole curated bouquet of flowers?

(I’m not gonna lie guys I fell asleep before finishing this post cuz I was busy yesterday so I prolly forgot some things but yeah this volume was…ok)

[revehae]

rose creek motel was TOOOO GOOD IM FEDDDDDD u have such a good balance of omg he’s so fawking terrible but also he’s so fine rose creek motel jaehyun will infiltrate my brain for a long time idek my gf but not rlly gf you’ve outdone urself again

thank you cityexos….. one of my most loyal supporters….. you may be in a parasocial relationship with me but it’s okay because i know that you have my back…..

[brothalynchhung]

2023 overview part 2

since when was there a text limit?

anywho lolla was so much even if i was alone

chicago food slapped the city was so much fun and yeah just enjoy being in america

the record stores 🫡

that kokoroko story omg the fact that i went to the same places as new jeans just a few days apart 😭 but still that store was my 80s dreams

BUT YEAH I SAW NEW JEANS AND TXT LIVE

JID RHCP DESTROY LONELY A BOOGIE BAEBADOOBEE KENDRICK AGAIN

so much fun honestly the vibes of an american music festival r unmatched

loved summer so much

then i went back to toronto and just waited for the torment to be over cuz i just wanted to get the fuck out of there

seriously chilling w that bitch nd her weird ass bf was hell

literally toronto was the worst place i went to this year.. lol

anyways its over and never happening again

now i know forsure im never going back i HAVE to make it somewhere else

ANYWAYS i left canada then came back around sept and had to deal w moving out

left my old isolated place

gunna miss that view tho lol and my old gym / salon but othat than thaat... BYE

then moved in w nada which is going okay i guess whatever

im in a weird limbo state in my life rn -_- after an amazing few months of travelling idk what the hell going on

i quickly got a job LOL ofc but i kinda got into it/entered it not rlly knowing what the fawk was happening in my life like uh yeah i guess okay lets just do this cuz i need to sell my furniture and put it somewhere and i need a visa

legit its just for the visa until i figure out where i wanna go -_- bUTTT

i havent had much time to even think about that or my future cuz...

of that stupid ass discord. .. group -_-

look its not even the group idc about them like yeah nice weirdos woo whatelse is new

but that stupid ass day i decided to go to the korean restaurant.. -_-

like i was doing so well man but then my eyes set on fire

im still figuring it out but whatever idk

like work was good tbh it doesnt even FEEL like work cuz yeah tbh after that hell job i just dont care about labor anymore like nah im NEVER putting my whole pussy into a job ever again im putting myself first always now so this current job just doing feel like shit

actually its kinda helping me get my mind off this bitch

idk man i met that bitch and now i cant stop thinking about him

blah blah typically me shit i obsess over someone and daydream crazy about them idk

hes cute tho ig i think hes better than all those other bitches i been w

OH ANOTHER THING THO I FINALLY BROKE MY 2 ALMOST 3 YEAR SPELL

thank god 😩

i mean it didnt go the way i would have wanted to..

i move too fast -_- and i think that was the problem

but after that spell broke i thought i would be done w it but nope

im crazy and started to get depressed

idk what i want or if im just using this bitch as a distraction from work/figuring out life

idk what i want bc obv this bitch isint anything special hes just kinda cute? but whatever HES NOT GL

so many red flags but im acting like a bull

brrr whatever the biggest this is just selling that fucking ass furniture

anyways the whole end of this year was just the new job, this bitch and me going crazy

the new job is fun the ppl are nice the client is annoying but its manageable thank god we got wfh but yeah even in office isint bad the ppl r nice which is the best part

the partying.. lol girl -_- i need to slow it down i cant keep on getting lit BECAUSE HONESTLY whats ruining me is the drinking

maybe if that bitch didnt exist in my life i would be fine and have control but jeesuss its like im trying to forget my current situation through him then try to forget him through partying and bullshit -________-

god please send me gl .. or whatever

or maybe i just need to act normal and stop being fucking crazy over a bitch i barely know that will do nothing for me and go back to focusing on getting shit done and FORWARD with my life

yeah -_-

anyways end of the year partying wooo work friends woo this weird discord chat group wooo delusions wooo

gym movies books learning japanese learning music theory (which i rlly need to get back to...) videos skateboarding art basically always encompasses my years

i just need to put myself out there more idk i need to get out of my head and start to do more

which is were im at perfectly idk why i had to go so crazy from oct-dec but whatever i think its over now

i cant suffer forever

anyways this was a long ass busy crazy year with so much travel beginnings and endings moving cutting off and meeting new people... im so so so grateful despite the emotional breakdowns and work stress and this bitch stress im sooo happy i think this was such a fun year and yeah we need ups and downs..

pluto in aquarius eh? so shit about to get crazier... nice -_-

i just want to make videos do my website idk FIGURE OUT WHERE I WANT TO LIVE sell my furniture and yeah ofc read read read movies movies movies be HEALTHY create more and realign my brain w my goals after this dumb bitch entered my life ugh (im doing it to myself fr) anddd idk what else make friends that are like me and MOVE FORWARD

remember self CONTINUE!! CONTINUE!!!

see u next year and hey future self if ur reading this i love you u can do it U SURVIVED THIS YEAR U CAN DO IT

[kyufiber-moved]

"he wont ever step foot in the palace so it's nbd" what's that i smell??? a grave mistake? a ginormous oopsie??

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

I hate it whenever a pic of the boys when they were young pops up because inevitably there's always creepy weirdos who are like "OMG 14 Josh was SO HAWT" Like...Can't we just look at these pictures and laugh without freaks ruining it? Like it's fine if you yourself are a teen and you think teenage GVF is hot, but if you're an adult you're just...A pervert. That's it.

It's literally so fucking gross, like half the time people don't think it matters cause he isn't that age anymore or something dumb like that, it's just do fawking creepy, Jesus

[onedeepdarknothing]

i said scotlandnatural as a joke but... let me indulge for a second

sam and dean being born in aberdeen or somewhere like that so they have these lovely thick doric accent (google them lmao x) but when sam goes to university - probs edinburgh uni or MAYBE HE GOES DOWN SOUTH TO ENGLAND OMG - he loses his accent and dean is distraught

instead of the fbi they pretend to be in mi5 which just feeds into dean’s james bond fantasy

they wear kilts as often as possible dean especially he loves it 

any really formal event they’re in full kilts and sporrans and everything ugh they would look so good (x this shit mhm) @https-castiel ur welcome

PURE SILVER KILT PINS SO THEY CAN KILL THINGS WITH THEM i am a genius man

okay there’s this place in edinburgh called camera obscura which is a fun museum thing that's all like optical illusions n stuff anyway they do a hunt there

fish n chip vans and deep fried mars bars instead of diners and burgers

they would defo have to travel to different countries a lot bc scotland’s so small they couldn't only be there they’d be in jail by now

also like people were saying about europenatural - everything here is so old! so many opportunities for things to be haunted!! castles and monuments and dodgy cobblestone alleys that are straight out of oliver twist ugh

but also normal suburbs and houses and high schools

sam and dean growing up living in council houses rather than motels

i feel like you’d have to flip it so all the non-americans in real one would have to be american in this version

just ripping the absolute piss out of their accents 

all the time

crowley’s still english though cause it’s funny to make fun of the english

hogmanay!! and guy fawkes!! and burns night!! instead of thanksgiving and the fourth of july and that

instead of dean loving classic rock its those rock covers of traditional folk music yeah yeah yeah

dean loves haggis sam HATES is discuss

listen i dont find scottish accents sexy bc we just talk like this but castiel with a nice highland accent... im listening

sam would hate the english so much i know this bc im sam coded and i hate the english

also could bring up a really interesting thing about scotlands attitude to underage drinking and the fact that so many of us are like this is fine especially through a character like dean who clearly has a problem

sorry this is indecipherable i got rlly excited about this. not many things get set here and i love it here!! there’s so many fun things they could do pls start setting more things in scotland

also i do have a lot to say about dean’s whole masculinity thing cause it’s similar but also it’s SO DIFFERENT i have a lot to say about scottish!dean and his masculinity 

[hp-again]

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Seventeen - A Sluggish Memory

sorry im late but tbh what else is new

Mrs. Weasley dissolved into tears at the moment of parting. Admittedly, it took very little to set her off lately; she had been crying on and off ever since Percy had stormed from the house on Christmas Day with his glasses splattered with mashed parsnip (for which Fred, George, and Ginny all claimed credit).

1. FUCK U PERCY FOR MAKING MAMA WEEZY CRY 2. forever and always living a fred&george appreciation life (+ginny in this case too. she cool.)

“Promise me you’ll look after yourself... Stay out of trouble...” “I always do, Mrs. Weasley,” said Harry. “I like a quiet life, you know me.”

lol ok harry, that was cute.

- omg hermione changed the gryffindor common room password to ‘abstinence’ and i am CACKLING. passive aggressive hermione is the BEST

- do you ever just sit and think about what your life would be like if you could apparate? just me? ok nevermind.

“I hear you met with the Minister of Magic over Christmas?” “Yes,” said Harry. “He’s not very happy with me.” “No,” sighed Dumbledore. “He is not very happy with me either. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.” Harry grinned.

did i mention that i am completely and totally in love with albus dumbledore? well i am.

“He accused me of being ‘Dumbledore’s man through and through.’” “How very rude of him.” “I told him I was.” Dumbledore opened his mouth to speak and then closed it again. Behind Harry, Fawkes the phoenix let out a low, soft, musical cry. To Harry’s intense embarrassment, he suddenly realized that Dumbledore’s bright blue eyes looked rather watery, and stared hastily at his own knees. When Dumbledore spoke, however, his voice was quite steady. “I am very touched, Harry.”

this was so uncalled for. i feel personally victimized by this passage. IM NOT CRYING OK FUCK YOU YOURE CRYING

- ok jumping from that ‘aw’ moment, now harry and dumbledore are non-fighting (aka theyre both PISSED but pretending like everything is fine) and its making me uncomfy

- info dump about tom riddle. i know i dont gotta explain this shit to yall

“Whatever Morfin was, he did not deserve to die as he did, blamed for murders he had not committed.”

seriously tho how is dumbledore such a sweet angel of a man?

- lol idk why but im really enjoying the fact that jkr decided to throw in that slughorn has little feet

- dumbledore ends the lesson with ‘ok so uh i couldn’t do it so you go find out the real memory from horace BYEEEEE’ and harry is like ‘bish srsly?’

As he closed the sturdy door behind him, he distinctly heard Phineas Nigellus say, “I can’t see why the boy should be able to do it better than you, Dumbledore.” “I wouldn’t expect you to, Phineas,” replied Dumbledore, and Fawkes gave another low, musical cry.”

oh dumby. how i love your ambiguous ways.

all around a great day to read some albus dumbledore yall.

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[ehjreein]

Just some of my thoughts while reading Harry Potter

Philosopher's Stone: Aw, Harry is so happy to meet Hagrid and leave the Dursley's. He doesn't deserve to be unhappy. Chamber of Secrets: I hate this Lockheart guy, none of them are learning anything useful. Woah, wait, a giant snake? Aweso- Young Voldemort? Fawkes ex-machina? Cool. Prisoner of Azkaban: Lemme get this straight, Sirius Black is a murderer but not a murderer, and Harry's godfather, and a dog. Remus Lupin is a werewolf and some how only Hermione made the connection of his absence every full moon. Crookshanks can talk to animagi. Peter Pettigrew is dead, but not dead, and is a bitchy rat. Time travel to save a Hippogriff too? Yeah I still don't get it. At least nobody has died in the books yet(Quirell and past deaths don't count) Goblet of Fire: You're a Deatb Eater! You're a Death Eater! Everyone's a Death Eater! Also Cedric is amazing and beautiful and I hope his character develops in the next few boo- Oh, he's, uh, he's dead? That's okay. I'm okay. *silent tears* Order of the Phoenix: Umbridge needs to just die, please. Like, gross. Nobody is learning jack shit in her class, and she just ruins lives. But omg my baby Neville is standing up to Bellatrix he's such a babe. The Order to the rescu- Sirius.... is dead? Oh, alright. I'm fine. *choked sob* Half-Blood Prince: Wow I wonder who the prince is. He's so good at potions, and he is helping Harry survive potions. This Slughorn guy is pretty cool but, weird. Why is Harry so obsessed with Draco? I get he's suspicious but omg is it my ship? Drarry? Hello? Ah, guess not. Horcruxes, cool. They found one? Awesome. Time to get back to the castle and... Dumbledore's dead... you know I'm actually okay with this. He only cared for Harry because of Voldemort. He can fuck off. Deathly Hallows: *violent sobbing* WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL?!